New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 14, 1926, Page 6

8 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 14, 1926. —= New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issued Dally (Bunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Btreet | | | SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year .00 Three Months. i 5c. » Month. | Entered at the Post Office at New Britaln | | as Becond Class Mall Matter. | TELEPHONB CALLS Business Office 928 Editorial Rooms 926 The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation booke and prese room always open to advertirers. Member of the Associated Press. The Assoclated Press la exclusively en-| titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwite credited in this paper and also local news published therein. | Member Audit Bureau of Circulation. The A. B. C. is a national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver: tisors with a strictly honest analyeis of circulation. Our circulation statistice | are based upon this audit. This ineuree protection agains: fraud In newspaper distribution figuw.ce to both national and | local sdvertiser The Herald ia on eale dally in New York at Hotaling'’s Newsstand, Timee 8quare; Schultz Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Stree! One way of getting rich quick to run a gun store in southern Il nois. Of course, all postal workers their shopping early; and also m their gifts early After noting of Mary lLewis have ceased 1o r why she along so easily in the realm of Yan Some Connecticut to cure, or co Which another way to fool new way probably leaf. harassed cigar smoker More child —not in who ing the city luding 2hose are working earn the plaudits of that cheer old man who lives in a shoc North Pole, rd at being good to The more warn given against ringin the more are rung in. surf saems to be the ace follow row registered in this ¢ g the record very musc so many the senators to get stuck in them The fund for snow ready having been exhat only remaining thing to do appropriate some more money the noble art of appropria should be no such wor distance it looks girl bs looking that robt Texas W rather t in that cducated “‘college s There being train wrec! klan riots, rough work go sey. at had to s enforce t post Chr evider week. It Nothing cert counted mailed good time to do minute rush star of opti otlegger a impression one w Haven man ting the ck into the grand old t “tast. a His o intense, Indeed, the Democrats withor ly provided name, they chang BINGHAM'S NEW POST Putting § appropriation cor as a resounding victory necticut s nator Bin atesman who has the Senate only two years an Important committ straddles the millions of tions which the go annually, As a committea Senator Bir to be a large succeass. , The OonnocLIcut'mator also | state. new ! graces the commerce, education and| Another saving, from a bookkeep- labor, military affairs, and terri- tories committeas, ana it is under- [ to ‘earry the mail of other govern- stood he will hold these places in|ment departments free. If this mail | were handled at the ordinafy rates of postage the revenue collected would be around $15,000,000 a year. | & standpoint at least, would be not addition to being on the appropria- 1t all of them ever time the senator tion committee. at be hard pressed for time. the sa will —_— TELEPHON CONC SHOWN ITS PLACE contention of The P! Patriot is one of th A N ich thinks well 1 in ad The New Engl of the preposterous of nd Telephone & Tele- traditions of the graph ¥ Boston that it the stew- bad the sole and gxclusive right to building sceking telephone received a Bingham's Sepate, saying b “worthy th com in ley and re a me,” as | service just rebuke by the | Utilities com- of the upor g its own men wire buildin; Statler hotel u It etts Public ord- ion. It isn't the busin has not contributed hone company to insist necticut tradi- | hay wonder wheth- and so the great ¢ building in Boston will be the new ever. gets a bit | and off by firms cmployed by SHOULD BE PLACES FOR COASTING New! about | company. hotel n exposed to heavy loss had the e company would have | telelphone company won its conten- The building trades threatened | to declare a strike had the decision and | | in England | ali | says v tion. 1 on the sul Will do no harm. | \..h eainst the hotel compan as the building is only partly finish- of outdoor| .y his would have occasioned much | loss to the company — and merely because the telephone com- sports throughout this tier of states Hotel and there was aplenty of it in Con- | hundance of | L. \o \anted fo put in the wires or not that, then no telephone service. Of course, the building trades strike | ould have heen illegal, but that| | Among the most d woull not have prevented the hotel ingerous remaining to en more danger- bt EROTS At om suffering loss. d tion of the new Statler ho- the | | company woods during | be s this more of a ous than being ir the Boston is much ple: at the | hunting season ¢ | Lt et RRoRE) An ordinance restricting of buildings was amended hotel build high enough to provide a pn)‘ri The city has lacked =i so that the mpany could | a former x down hill nBY | ing building. adequate hotel accommodations for several decades. The telephone com- | ny, through its actions in Boston | cently and in the t, is as well | Leloved by the public genera ns‘; It was time the utilities | to | the plague. commission guided its officials s Lo provide |0 oot of the clas | public exper - places RR | SR MO, ays for THE CRIMINAL MIND A trio of slayers were put to death | | is nd should It sting in Sing Sing the other day—two of em being brothers. As indicating mind it is only neces- out that one of them | see his mother only | their state of cli- . o sary io poin iclals should-not | (onconcea o w0biles to eliminate | after extreme persuasion by prison | g authorities; that one of them inter- | 1 a prison religious service to | the chaplain; that fused to shake hands with one re- | other | prisoners in the death house; that| one refused to allow the prison | to accompany him to the air. they is what were ing before they not dicd: Reading comic strips in the news- duri papers; looking at pictures in the spapers; playing checkers, The ds of these young indi- als were developed to the full extent of six year old children. That, when cous m come to think of it, is a character- | | istic of most of the char underworld DE LUXE STREET CARS How the street car companies are trying to woo back traffic i& indi- cated from Law ss.—and it be a tip to the Conneeticut chusetts ‘street put into commission a uipped with air cushion leath- being of the in- sort found in the highest usses, , the ¢ I nd having individu- al backs, tiesh The floor is covered with b linolecum and the wood- ¥ lood- autiful fixtures | There ht to get the business. Tt | ‘aterbury Republican) Noonan, compensation com- Hartford, T that at first elleits ad- wwakens misgi that stung I the wind-, was driving r, Commi d that Mr, led to com- he truck he h the r has deeis loomficld is not e tion for I holds th cned alon and was not atfr p Mr. Bloomfi In his t nission hap: tor, A i} one « But 1 hlowing, and blowing in the 15 traveling, not the tha entered at it? possible tch from Hartford did soning thercon is in his ruling helps to cadent for ming hope that 1 for a o ing | head. 1 thus enjoyed a lower over READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS FOR YOUR WANTS | | feel { with the least history: | poor relations apd | of them is a husl FactsandFanc. s BY ROBERT QUILLE Silent contempt is the kind you for somebody you know you can’t lick. bachelor seems The thing a to need most at Christmas is a family. The happiest country is the one and oil. It is easy to pick out the intel- ligentsia. They can misquote saf many more authors. everything to ics, but never to A man may confi the woman he ma the woman he love Conservation is just an something that predisposes to carry an umbr Prohibition has some of the blame off the should uses. It takes for of original sin. Double jeopardy won't be so hard on a fellow. He can use the me alienist. Kings first defi virtue, But the virtue what you are loyal to. loyalty as a buy afford Americanism: Itching to thing solely because you ca it. it Perhaps prize fighting seem such a brufal sport were eleven on each side. wouldn’t if there Piker: One who gives money fo gro 2 they spend it to suit themselves. Grand opera is the kind the blind can enjoy. Musical comedy is the kind the deaf can enjoy. “Hard hoilgd eggs factory breakfast.” F and. Statisties show that of drivers get along they must think 99 per nicely cent until Learning is simpler if you know but one language. You don’t mix up the various versions of history. A hick town is one where the un- rworld 't money cnough to nance an acquittal fo rder, 1 The ass sho says tend to give paving the way tude when he doesn’t in- presents s just to get more does. B Correct this sentence: wife discovers said he, and apologiz Copyright, 19 » Syndics “When my she's in the wrong,' conf: it franik “she ¥ 25 Years Azo Tuday The ¥. M. C. mnasi proving \ popular turning out a number of One of the entirely new troduced this year is the team, This is ade up of lowing members of the corps: Captain William liam H. Judd, Philip B H. Bassett, George B. ( Slater, M. Doherty, P. V er, and R. Low. Herciofore it has been the custom to call on out- town tale for exhibitions, but now it is possible to have New Britain boys do the gymnastic fc The bi-weekly Woman's club will row afternoon. The the following pro itions of an T Martin, Benedict Miss Harri The expre n from time morial h d a quarter limit on loads within the city, but now talking of for union e the ante that the of and g de- ds an increase. There w drop of 40 in the thermometer last ni a few hou th from 60 to men report it w when they to do duty arc thiv the fol- Tead Ogle; Wil- onenfant, H. . Warren n L. Wheel- me b cal e gives 1ppOs- Mrs. Forestry,” by imme- cost 1 sustenance m grees s mercury brea nts and Observation On The Weather 4 nd Fored W for clouc De w shington New Eng or tor Sout and co 1 t and for T ®ondy 1 flurrics in nort northwe nea terior Jeing high pres: o temy south A reported as e 1 City nd o Sout ern ( Jornia ditions this settled weather followed by fair and | much colder, \ Ar avor ici un- everything | depends on | hey | to | | s or | Con- | sviss. Dey are married twenty- five years. But I don’t know vot means*it dose letters on der bottom of der invitation: ‘R. §. V. 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(Copyright, 1926, Reproduction Forbidden) “Who w last night “That w kid brothe s no lady. That was my —Arlie Wilgress THE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY Social guy who, just Christmas comes, s quarrels with his honey not make such a charming | 3ut some ere he'll have money! Political A group of Coolidge's country relatives are | a dance| | touring the as orch The e times, lent ha ipparently, when to be more than an s to be a diplomat! 1 Hint Merry Yule fa do his tricks. Christimas bootleg S QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ.r to amy question of fact or information by | writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, | Washington, D. C.. enclosing two | cents in stamps for reply. Medical, | legal and marital advice cannot be | give nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions | will reccive a personal reply. Un- her picture in 1he | signed requests cannot be answered, peach in name only! | All letters are confidential.—Editor. . | { Q. How can I figure the length | ot rope required to fasten a horse |to a stake in the center of a circle |100 yards in diameter so that he can | go around the circumference? | The rope must equal the ga- Scasonal | of the circle which is half the Alrs. Sullivan: “What does your ' jigmeter, since the point marking | Iy bring you for Christ- | half the diameter is at the center | |or the circle and a line from any | point on the circumference of the | circle fo the center is a radius of | the cirele, or half the diameter. If | the diameter is 100 yards one-half | would be fifty yards, which is the | length of the rope. | What was Benjamin Frank- red! definition of “one hundred per finally | cent American” A. In his autobiography he said: One hundred per cent American one who puts his duty to his ntry above bis eclfish desire ho is more anxious that hi Iren and his children’s chil- | ¢ live in a country where nd liberty prevails, than for for | by | execative—n Tous: If you would have drink this hooteh December Twenty-six! & says Until ‘ hinal Browning Peaches was his in name Judging from par she's Financial 1 Mellon ors Cut in Tax kg headlines now are yellin'— Henceforth no honest citizen Will think of ecutting Mellon! | | ‘ w " | | H dit | “His relatives.” C. R. Mintner. . Hubert: My HORSESHOUS, ALL HORSESHOES! Some People Are Alway roSir I was so mad that T saw In the first place, I had made up my mind that I'd call up Alan Griffith im that our when 1| telephone, the Lucky! I | me out to call up the demand telephone: ran Hazel calling * Hazel said, out in her 1 Justice any profit that he may make | himself during his own life cheating”. 3 Q. What are - petrified {and where are they located? A. In Arizona a tract of land comprising 25,625 acres upon which there are many exposed, prostrate trunks of petrified trees has been | st aside as a national monument by proclamation. It is % Petrified Forest. T had not eaten| Q. What is the correct way to would j/make a budget for household | expenditures? | A. It would depend upon the size Iry store win-|of the family and of the income. | I could, and run. |The bulletin on “Budgeting and | Just then nlllmwhnm Accounts,” issued by the | 1e around the cor- | Washington' Bureau for five cents as nothing to do. I |treats this subject in detail for in- 00d still. The cops went right past | come ranging from 75 to $800 per me into the shop. A moment later, | month and for familles of 2 to 6 persons. Q. How many autos are there in Tecland 2 A. The number registered 1s 310. Q. What percentage of the gaso- line consumed In this -country i used in autos? A. The gross consumption was| some service, the Alan's s “Listen, dear supposed find way whether you'd pearl forests coat for Chri Pers THA | You I | canines! | was my lucky | | Dear 1. 1 I was de for two days not let me be T decided brick through , grab what the br and that T 3 my pride would throw n‘ rew Kk the “Dut proprictor was saying, for the quick thinking of this gentleman™ S| would he a go about to shoot extremity and re not h n door to savg me, through the window rglar out cold.” jewel burg . seeing my | - did \ the | brick the | threw and a laid The present, TF glar's capture Oh, man! That was MY lucky day! —1 f | Tov 0ePT.] | COULD HAVE D A GROWL IN nade me a handsome reward for was $1,5 L. G. BWYRS iR Strongheart, the Pup ELEVENTIH COMMAND- MENT i ound in FUN SHO tory) dot you get many pres- P vet birtk v lay s0 a party und send our “You see, T irds which is misprinted, L. C FUN SHOD dit) ont ¢ | pre request Bowles othet What It Meant “T got 1 1 invit n to | Cohen’s vedding celebration.” “You dit?” de |corn husking in the United States? CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS - - - - - - Which Santa Here's Way to Your House Finally Foud 9.362,094,000 gallons ‘in 1925 of which about 80 per cent was used by, motorists. Q. How many sons did the late Theodore Roosevelt have, and what | were their names? A. Four; Theodore, Jr., Kermit, Archiband and Quentin, Q. Who wrote, “Lady mere's Fan'.? A. Oscar Wilde. Q. On what day of the did December 14, 1576 fall? A. Thursday. Q. At what rate does the earth travel in its orbit A. At the rate of about 19 miles a second. Q. What is the total amount of American investments abroad? A. More than eleven billion dol- lars, according to an estimate of the United States Bureau of Foreign and Domestic Commerce for 1926. Q. Who holds the record for Winde- week A. In the world championship husking contest held in I'remont, Nebraska, recently, Fred Stanek of Jowa won the champlonship from Elmer Williams of Illinois. Stanek husked 28 1-4 bushels in one hour and 20 minutes. Q. What is the time of the fast train service recently inaugurated from Chicago to the Pacific Coast on the Santa e railroad? A. 63 hours Q. In laundering'is it better to soak the clothes, overnight before washing? i . A. It is not abselutely necessary but helps to loosen the dirt. Tt a good plan if the clothes are very much soiled. Use cither cold or| lukewarm water with or without | so0ap. Q. How and when was James, the outlaw, captured? Jessie A Governor Crittenden of Mis« souri offered a reward of $10,000 for his capture, dead or alive, and tempted by this brabe, two members of his own band, Robert and Charles Ford, killed him at his own homs at St. Joseph, Missourl, April 3, | 1882, Q. Who discovered the Hawalian Islands? 2 A. The original discoverer is not known. Captain James Cook, whils on his third vovage in the Pacifia found the Hawaiian Islands in 1778, He named them Sandwich Islands after Lord Sandwich of the British Admiralty, = Q. Did Betty Compton play the leading part in_“The Palace of Pleasure”, “The Belle of Broadway”, “Beggar on Horseback” and “The Goose Hangs High”? A. She played the leading part in the first two pictures. In “Beg« gar on Horseback”*she had a emall part and in “The Gooss Hangs High” she did not appear. Q. Where and what are Iron Gates”? A. The name is given to a celsa | brated pass on the lower Danubes, near Gladova just below the point whera the river leaves Hungary and where a spur of the Transylva« nian Alpe nearl§ Dbarnicades the river. It is the last great defile of the Danube and fs about. 2 miles long. In 1890 the demolition of this obstruction to navigation was begun by a Hungarian company, and in the course of 10 ye Wwas practically completed. The work necessitated the exc ion by blax ing of n rly 1,200,000 c ic yar'a of rock, about half of which was in the river bed. Q. How much did it cost to buld thes Palace of Versailles? A. Approximately $200,000,000, “The | — e WORDS THAT HAV Who sald, “Don't give up the shl, Ie; What does the expression, To nearly all of us there comes a apt phrase, a prophetic declaration, ai resounding through history, eludo us, or, thor. 'E MADE HISTORY P2 What occaslon brought forth the words, “You may fire when ready, Grid- “To the victors helong the spolls” mean? time when we half remember some n eplgram or maxim, that has gone but when we try to quote it, the exact words recalling the phraseology, our memory falls us on the au- In this bulletin, our Washington Bureau has attempted to supply these omissions of memory by glving a Il phrases in history, With thelr author: informative compliation. Send for it, (e e e st of somo of the more trenchant ship. 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