New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 26, 1926, Page 8

8 New Britain Herald HKERALD PUBLIBHING COMPANY | (Bundny Excepted) 67 Church Btreet. ued URily d Bldg. SUBSCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year. $2.00 Three Montha. 15c. & Month. tered at the Post Office at New Brituin Batersd Second. Clase Mail Matter. TELEPHONB CALLS Business Office 925 Editorial Rooms 926 | medinm | nd press e, The only profitable advertisin \n the City. Circulation booki room always open to adverti | | Member of the Associated Press. The Assoclated Prese i3 exciusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to ft or not otherwise tredited im this paper and also local pews published therein. r Audit Bureau ot Circulation. ’rl:“:.btfl. C. fa a national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- t with a strictly honest analysie of circulation. Our circulation statistice are based upon this audit. This insuree Drotection agains: fraud in newepaper Qistribution figu.es to both mational snd local advertisers. on sale daily In_New ewsstand, Times Entrance The Herald 1 York at Hotaling's Bchultz's News , 42nd Street. ——Now that the turkey has dis- appeared, do you feel better or worse? Meriden New! Bri ——Down in claiming that the high school squad is afraid to tackle 3 licked their team for fear of gett ——Judging mer by he observation and keeping tab on ¥ lic events, Thanksgiving is also a day of recuperating from the ¢ cnjoyment of the night before. ——Supernumera get 60 cents wit more than that in wages waiting to do their bit in cou the satisfaction of least have ing important. ——J. Henry Roraback touted to take the place of S is being Butler as chairman of the Rep can national committee; but the touting is being done in Har! not in Washington. DI THE FIRE ZONE One cannot help getting the im- EXTF pression that the large quantity of | discussion is brewing in conncction with the proposal to extend the zone of the city. All property within the f not been ¢ ot fireproof zone— | which has nged since 1914—must struction. If the zone is extended it sity to fireproof be con- will mean the nec more buildings, for sinc ere plished the busine: heart of the city has expanded con- siderably and will no doubt take in territory within the present considerable more the next decade. On the face of the vamping of the fire zone once cvery | sonable. Many returns a re- dozen years scems reas will look however, upon citizens, the plan as an inconve ion of rights. Our bet is that the fire zont 1 be extended. There are weighty rea- wi sons therefore which in all probabil- ity will carry the proposal to victory. A “WAGON F¥ A wagon fee for those unfortun- ates who need the tender adminis- tration of the blue coats! We have become quite accustomed to couvert charges, service fecs, and similar ex- actions. A gether a wagon fee depends alto- ipon what the judge thinks about i, the outlook is not particu- It wagon fee, why the larly promising. fe po cent. not a service the g Why tion? arrive at L ha should it not a ten sy This «pon matter a night ¢ roisterers do not all the themselves Bet ntion they rrested them ) not NEW BRITAIN'S COST OF GOVERNMENT It costs eve child in N¢ to maintain the man, e tritain $20.60 a knowledge everything, Obviously lults of It must not every person pa v indir t less of ho man may he to the city through the an his personal pol he b pays his makes a purchase, from of garden seeds to buying mobile, The per capita in New Brit he a « realize 1) United ment iy may rprise to mos at the cost of crime States i3 estimated at higher per capita than the price of | development in | about. —_—————— government per head of population | benefit New England. Everything | ford. THe winenrs resorted to muc in New Britain. It is Louis Seibold, an expert such things, who has figured cost of crime in the United State: in the at i the more than ten billions of dollars- than $33 entire population, Crime costs money more per capita for more money an local government in New Britain. It is when the costs of evil are figured in dollars that some complacent That folk who otherwise it may take are noti is why Seibold got down to bed rock and translated the crime record into monetary outlay echo is overwhelming reduced Which is abso- The ment o to 1 “Crime as got be or entirely elimi lutely correct. The only way to b is certair hme plenty of it. NAMES CITY CHANGING STREE WITHIN THI Changing t! which have lon things n's sou par- ticu Micials havipg the known a certain name cxeep s of custom. ntly distinctive office department pub- them to mor is not to or hen the mat- fore civie matter before some strenuous of the proposed overlooked th s proposed at the ceting there were serious objections to only four. This is a good percentage of conformity. Unfortunately s of the most important 1t p go through the list, changes elicited objec- tions haps s unnecessary to Citing of one ex- wple will be sufficient to illustrate : general princip! Corbin avenue leads directly into | Jerome strect. Both are names that | have long been identified with both | streets; yet it scems illogical that | two streets, which are continuations | of one hould take another, suddenly on different The plan to change this, however, meets with objection. The princlple that a str t street should not have t names, how- ever, with logle be applied to | and it perhaps is! ad interested advice for those most di-| to come to an agreement for the general benefit of the public and the people who | will live here in years to come, who will suffer from such violations of | & Confusion incrdases logical street names more so we do today with the growth of population the upbuilding of In the case street the sections af- of most of the propos- ed pe simply T will hav ume changes there ap- ars to no objection. They | to be changed to prevent mail mixups and as an aid to the certain rece aphic | When ipt of teleg messages. letters | importan nd telegrams thry ten to go astray ets, lanes, courts, places, it bring a f the chaos, NEW ENGLAND POWER FOR THE WEST What is New Eng interstat ther sections superpower other unnece ‘roughness and Britain scored four points on thi: 7Toe first half was played under this ;,\'l‘m"s rules and the last half under as developing power and | the rules of ’ and '96. New: Brit- ctributing it where needed is con- | 210 used Captain Hartman, Coholan, | Morgan, Alling and Brown. this may be a good thing: "y next atiraction at the Y. M. and again, it may be freighted with | C, A. will be an entertainment entitl- the federal | ed “Around the World in Sixty Min- { utes with Ladies.” This will be fol- | lowed on a humorous lzcture, “How | | Wide is an Inch?’ Rev. G. E. Pihl spoke at the spe- | | elal Thanksgiving service at the| | Swedish Bethany church yesterday | eleetrical will be in one bag, owned = and operated by one giant power octopus. So some da unless government keeps a tight hold on cors, the situation. Under the shadow of such a pos- sibility, when we talk of developing New to the utter- does not mean de- sngland it veloping it for the exclusive benefit power most limits but for the at the tier of all this states, fit of other states same time It that is to be the ultimate ob- ject of the mergeritis fever, with the national the Tnsulls operating switehboard, this heavy talk about Ne amount to so much. The time may w England power does not come when we will be transmitting gara Ialls or Kalama- getting power to N 700, or Colorado. FARM REVOLT AGAIN DUE TO PESTER U Cews from the west is disquieting. was thought to be and cow country well in the with the farm revolt of recent doing their rn lers of mory their share toward bringing recaleitrant subjects into line with the admin tion Such compl: however, seems » been misplaced. a1 makes a practice of shedding in dark vitriolic writer the political employed on Baltimore Sun, it places, has covered that sundry important farm gatherings have not been adequately | | farm reported in eastern papers. According to this writer, gatherings in Indianapolls, §t. Louls, §t. Paul, and numerous other citles | in the farm belt, have been char- | acterized by fire and brimstone talk | against the presumptions of the ad- ministration that the boys in the hog | cotry were licked and taking it laying down. Government spokesmen have been giver no let-up in the to understand there would be demands of the agricultural insurgents, and if any- | thing, fective there would be a more ef- furnout of the disaffected than in the past. The new idea is to combine with the southern cofton planters, who | because of the low price of cofton are nmaturally blaming somebody In | Washington. They to are expected be keen to let their emotions be generally known. First intimation that there would be something doing in the fireworks business was when the announce- | ment was made that a new Haugen bill would ‘he presented in the H“Xt‘ Congress, with a demand for “in- or words {o that effect stant action," All this is to take place as the 1928 political horizon looms. time to strike and hit hard, its| leaders relled | It there 1 farm can be upon | will be within the next two years. | The farm leaders can be relied upon | to get out their mallets. The farm ail has situation, despite the pleasant propaganda that originated from the Potomac, is destined to be more unsettled than ever. GOVERNMENT POLICY WITHIN STATES ie government has never allow. cd itself to assume the responsibility of protecting forcigners charged | the The | rights of states to satiafy their own | with crimo within states. ideas of justice has been fully recog- | 1 by the | But in the S: nze federal government. co-Vanzetti case it is pointed out that agents for the department their of justice went out of way to assist in convicting the two Massachusetts Ttalian. N 1l Republie, in asking the government to finvestigate of les of the department ts in this case s logical. An inves doubt gation is So much has \hout this ca bre that 1 no cour as most con- tself has notwi no way hroug idence under a y cost investiga- the jurisprudence 1 ind not only cting of Andree Lodg last evening two condi tated and a commit- ting of Swan Lund, Algot md Frank Johnson w 10 arrange for a priva round New Year's thme The New Britain High school bas- kethall team was defeated by Hart A Frank R. | turn n thrown morning. | | an army to glve him up. | hospital and the chief will allow Chief Rawlings recently arrested deserter_and now declines| [ ¢ 1o on the safe The man is in the | nothing to be done until he recoyers | | sufficiently. | ian at the New Britain institut | been operated on for appendiciti | way to recovery. Canton Foster met last eve; and elected the following officers: Captain, N. N. Lind; lieutenant, J. | Baumgartner; standard bearer, L. C. | Johnson. | Young Corbett knocked out Terr: { McGovern in the ng | and is now believed to be on the | Miss Greta Brown, assistant librar | has | | second round of heir bout at Hartford yesterday, re | ng to be frightened by the| loser's flerce expression and taking | things ea The crowds was large and well-dressed and included Bob tzsimmons, Tom Sharkey, and »ave Sullt | | FactsandFancies' | BY ROBERT QUILLEN Doctor: you a colc colds; Rent an apartment. Friends who confess owing you a | debt of gratitude usually forget other kinds of debts. dis- | . With knaves and politics, it's usually a contest be- tween slush and mush. them more for a five- day week. Pedestrlans might be willing to pay them even more for one-day week. Henry pa One of the annoying uncertaintics {at this season is knowing you've got the last fly. A few years and then you Tow short is pride! to turn up your nose up your toc when | ivories for a living, eh? ad to watch the taxi-meter | but it's fun to watch the fenders crumple and feel neutral. You can't tell. They promised us the passing area of straight tickets | would be followed by one of straight | candidates. Think what an Ol4 Master could have dnoe with a picture entitled: fan Getting Wrong Number.” The reason a rich young bachelor gets no romance out of his courtship because it takes uncertainty to make romanc Upper class: Has his teeth fixed. Lower class: Leaves his teeth un- fixed. Middle Shows his bridgework to his friends. class: Tt isn't just that Americans crave ham and cggs, but that ham-and- cggs is the one dlsh bad cooks can't spoil. You can born in town ke mone always tell man He thinks he could raising chickens. Fortunately the cotton surplus hasn't made the South 100 poor to buy silk stockings. | A shark must turn on its back to devour you, they but a shark Just turns on his flow pessimism. say, Correct Mis sentence asked the voung reporter, | twenty-dollz m you “change a (Protected by Publishers Syndicate.) | Qbservation On The Weather 7. issued Washington, Nov | weather bureau tod following storm warning Advisor 12 warnings Maine tr v southeast 1 marked i Michigan | storm ensity o over i wil move northen southeast an ting to westerly caust onight, morn ing lay Washingtor for Southern anil War Ne air tonight rday morning. colder nig re shifting ing. Condition sider, Chies this 1 trough extending r Ontario and southward 1 Guit R ported g thr terior from platn ward roth utr Misslssippi list reglon, the Ohfo va tions of the middl Pressure is relative | Colorado coast states northern plai toba where tures prevail this vicinity ¢ | wi much turday Iner 1y winds, gal v ching an morn | ¢ con ne with stward . Tlinois, orning north ove shout the in re Ly the n ove and upper lake valley ots, 1he ey and Atlantic y low north high | hut Pacific over the and - Mani tem pe Cor ns [t wor and her followed by clear and colder states will | fora last night by, 17 to 13 at Hart- Saturday, loan | of | | door! [sorry. but his wife Insi | dismissed | tice, |in the office of a friend of mi The | the ras to kastport, | ay overheated rooms give | Method of preventing | reformers in | ! she | When T got therc |able to save it. | you'd realiz | went broke. I 1 | 1 over rainy e to the| | | | to the manor borne. [ sena atl communicattons to Fun the New shop Exditor, care of Britain Herald. und your letter | will be forwarded to New York. st, Folks s now winter | | safety Fis days are due, Always wear our mirthlers, trusty cheer-laps, too, Folks, the guy who wears 'em, | there's not a bit of doubt, Never has to stop to thaw a frost- | nipped temper out! our For, Of Course! trooks: “I see in the paper a sclentist claims that insects can talk to each other.” 1 Constance: - “Sure Aren’t moths always sunny. th. chewing can. the VE S AND REVERSES An Echo From the Heavenly Roost ——= Glddap!"” —F. P. Pitzer So Forgetful! Clarence: “You say they | the horse-thief in a rainstorm | Stetson: “Yes; his name was |Brown and the posse hung up his | wet: clothes onto a limb of a tree | to dry. Clarence: “That was very consid erate.” Stetson: “Maybe, but when they | hung up his clothes to dry they for- got that Brown was inside of them!” —H. 8. Bagharack caught | Stood Pat! Patrick Dooldy was returning from | the race-track, broke. | Suddenly on the avenue he was| confronted by a large. sign-board on which was painted the following ad- vertisement: "EED YOUR HORSES CRUM'S BRA! It . Makes Them Last hivin; grumbled hor-rse O pla: bin fed on | Dooley, | today | dom | “By “ivry musht hiv shtuff!” that —Aimee Bleu (Copyright, 19 Reproduction Forbidden) | (A Spiritual Message) I gobbled in the barnyard' gay “Till just before Thanksgiving Day, And then to grace my master's feast, | For me all feasting promptly ceased! | Although up here in gobble heaven My encmies T have forgiven. Much comfort in this thought ones Th who gobbled | me got| stomach ache: —Sent through Eleanor Daniels A Threat solid skull of Winthrop Sloan Will soon need pitch and caulking Whene'er he calls me on the 'phone 1le starts with, “Whoziss talking?"" | Mervin H. Burroughs. This Side of Paradise Recause 1 seemed preoccupied When yestere'en we strolled Down through the dimly-lighted | parlk, Pray do not think me cold. My brow wa sweat; ‘With anguish I was fr Oh, I was cold in many But not the way you thought. s wet with clammy ught; | For when we leaped the little stream My pants (the traitors!) tore, And every time T took » They ripped a little more! —G. I urner | tickle the | Funny, 1 piani | I'm a barber. Louis H. Nimmons. His Business Moore: Ah, so You didn’t know Watkins u wer I'm not. Mrs. Thousands have been pouring into Florida, but Venice still has the world's largest floating population! This 18 My Tucky Day The last thing my wife said when | went away was, “Now don’ you | dare forget to feed the canary | Two nights later a flowerpot fall- ing from the third story of an apart- ment struck me on the head! I saw stars and heard the birds twit- ter. The twittering of the birds re- minded me of the canary. I re-| | membered in a flash that T had not [ of the terms on which the prize is | fed it for two day I started for home. | the canary was but pretty feeble. I was Painfully still ali And, buddy, if you knew my wife| | That was m | | | T am a stenographer. One day not long ago T tripped while crossing the hoss' office and would have fallen, except he caught | me. Just then his wife opened the said he was| ed that T be | You are in no i, “T will pay ¢ in Meu of no- ranged for a job The next day he ceause y at fault, ou a month’ and T hay he sala T considered this very kind of him. A week after that his company Whew! THAT was my lucky day Edna G. “We had a . The wonder- Duke got rry him Englishman: ful party s0 drunk we the Duke American: was —Miriam T. Hecht | US SAILORS HAVE A WIFE IN EVERY PORT! \ YES YES! GO ON! N shirt A SPURTING PROPOST Mrs. James: “I've put your on the clothes-horse, Jim.” “What odds did you get?" Sydney Bulletin By Other Contributors Hossles, Hossdes! Johnson (riding on farmer): “Does snow James As Written PUN SHOP with et at any have | pouna | pound blanched ground almonds, 1 with a very | hours and shape as desired. | below 13 hands are [ | compan |and how much does it weigh? Who played the part of | in “The Quarterback” anc | where can he be addressed? A, David Butler played this part. Address him in care of the >aramount Studios, Plerce and xth streets, Long Island City, New | York. Q. How are the wings of an alr- ane constructed? A. Some are made of metal and others consist of a framework of | light wood covered with acroplane | linen which is painted with several of airplane “dope”. How is marzipan made? Mix thoroughly and kncad 1-4 confectioners’ sugar, 1-4 egg white (beaten stiff) and 1-4 ! teaspoon salt. If too stiff soften | little orange flower | water or lemon juice. Let stand 24 For | fruit and vegetable shapes color with the proper shade of vegetable coloring matter. The paste can also be rolled into bolls, and then rolled in cocoa or grated chocolate. Q. What is the average height of | a horse? 11908 with A. The oldest is at Freeville, New York. A national association of Junilor Republics was formed in Willlam R. George as general director. Q. Is there any law requiring husband ? A. There i3 no law, statute, ‘or court decision in any state in the iage a woman must take her hus- band’s name. If she does it Is en- tirely voluntary and in compliance with custom, but not because the law makes her. If she chooses she may retain her own name. women to take the name of their | “nited States providing that at mar- | fishers characterized by their large | size, harsh voice and their adapta~ tione to the forest life and a diet ol reptiles and insects. The best | known is the laughing Kkingfishes§ which is the largest of the species Australia. It is uncouth looking,# nearly the eize of a crow, having aj rich chestnut brown and dirty-white color the wings slightly checkertd with light blue after the manner of the British jay: the tail feathers long. rather pointed and barred with brown. It has the foot of a Kings fisher, a very formidable long pointe | gration and the | | foreign citizenship does not exempt| The exclusive Luden men- Q. - What part did Wesley Barry play in the “Covered Wagon”? | A. He did not play in that pic- | ture. The freckled lad who played | the banjo and spat tobacco juice was John Fo Q. Who was Iris? | A. TIn Homer's Iliad she appears | as the messenger of the gods. In| Greek mythology she was originally the personification of the rainbosw. Q. Can an American citizen of | Italian origin be forced to serve in the Italian army upon his return to| that country? | A. The Itallan Embassy says:| “According to the Italian law, emi- assumption of a! | ed beak and a large mouth; it had algo a kind of crest which it erect when angry or frightened to give i a ferocious appearance. Being by no means shy and of a companiofi-/ able nature it is a constant attendaht] about the bush tent destroying snakes and therefore is regarded by the Australian bushmen as a semred | bird of the forests. Italian-born individuals or the chil- L dren born abroad of Italian jects, from performing their tary service in Italy.” Q. What kind of a bird “Decelo™? A. A genus of Australlan 27| thol blend cools and sub- : 5 mili-| Soothes—brings quick re- @ lief to irritated air passages. LUDEN'S &35 oa is a king- | | | Only 3 Days More of Free Souvenirs " Our 29th Anniversary Sale Will End Monday, Nov. 29th. Free Souvenirs Will Be Given Up to and Including Nov. 29th. ALL OUTSTANDING SOUVENIR COUPONS In order to be honored with Free Souvenirs must be delivered at Souvenir Dept. on or before A. Horses vary greatly in size. The Cob ranges from 13.3 hands te | 14.3 hands high the Galloway from | 14 to 141 hands high. Specimens | called ponies. | hand measures 4 Inches, | Q. How many fect are in a| fathom? | Q. What is the premium on a| United States silver plece dollar dated 19217 A, It is valued at $1.10. Q. Why did Sinclair Lewis re- fuse the Pulitzer Prize? Because he does not approve awarded. He believes that the rules require fiction to conform to stereo- vped and stilted forms, which curbs the free imagination and originality of the writer Q. Who publishes The American Needlewoman ? A. Vickery and Hill Publishing Augusta, Maine Q. What is the meaning and | derivation of the name Ferarari? A. It is Itallan based on the «tin, and means strong as iron. Q. What are the measurements of the Liberty Bell at Philadelphia A. It measures 12 feet around at the rim and 1 feot around at the crown, and welghs about 2,000 pounds Q. Which Is the oldest of the Junior Republics? 1Is there a Na- tional Association of Junior Repub- lics? ARINER AND WATS RIGHT BEAT OF 6! WR EFTORT OP TRYING TO THINK OF GOMETHING TO SAY THROWS HIM OUT OF STEP. PEELS UNDER Hr5 OWN | fect on your horses?” Farmer Crosby: “Nope; only, APTER LETTING TWO CHANCES O START 60 BY MAKES A FALSE START ON THE PARTNER'S TOOT CRUNCH ~ OF LEGS AND BRAIN AND CANT GET OUT OF THR WaY opynight, Hartford | TN RN WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PRESIDENTS? Wiere they were born? What jobs they held when elected? YWho their mothers were? When they married and whom? What caused their deaths? Where they are burled? What were thelr rellgions? How old were they when they dled? How long each ona served? Where they were aducited? How many wero Masons? \hat they did after leaving o What were thelr nicknames? A bulletin crammed with biographlcal facts about all the Presidents of the U. §. from Georgo Washington to Calvin Coolidge s ready for you in sur Washington Bureau. In achool or out of school, 1t will be of equal Interest and ald in answerlng questions constantly arisa about tha men who have served as Chief Executives of the mation. Fill out the soupon below and mall as dirccted: == ——— ——— CLIP COUPON HERB =——— =—— v N HISTORY EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. AMERICA! I want a copy of the bulletin, BIOGRAPHIES OF THE PRESIDENTS, and enclose herewith five cents In looss, uncancelled, U, 8 postage | #tamps o coln for same: eeeeemeacetereiminan e onm ot e bone e o e oo 00 om0 on o o o o B lNA!n ADDRESS ary et e e e b e s 30 6 05 0% e 0 o o o e R . .STATB I am a reader of the HERALD. ] - el - REALIZES HE OUGHT TO SBY SOMETHING . 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