New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 12, 1926, Page 8

New Britain Heraldf HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | fssued Dally (Sunday PExcepted) At Herald Bidg. 61 Church Btreet. SUBSCRIPTIOX RATES $3.00 & Year. : $2.00 Three Months. 75c. a Month Entered at the Poet Office at New Rrituin | Second Class Mail Matter. TELEPHON Businesa Offl Edltorial Room: CALLS 925 dvertising medinm fitable The only prof g in the City. Cireu room alwaye open to mdver | Member of the Associated Press. | qhe Ausoelated Press ia exclusively en- | titled to the use for re-publication of | il uews credited to 1t or not otherwise | credited in this paper and also local news published therein. t Burean of Circulation. Member At > 1s & uational of ile A B. C which fu tisers with a strictly honeet an: circulation Our efreulation afe based upon this audit Thi N protection againss traud in newspaper | distribution figu es to both uational and | jocal advert!s + | ready ness further out on West Maln, may ultimately . find {tself pressed upon two wings. Already the pressure is beginning to be felt. The object of the zoning law is largely to keep things as they are,| than But the at least, for a longer period otherwise would be the zoning law cannot hold the case. | status quo indefinitely. The law is susceptible of belng amended as conditions arise. The law is only a year old and alreagy the pressure | in the West Main section is being | felt. There is a likelihood that, gardless of the termination of the present controversies, the will increase rather than decrease re- There are those who assert West Main cannot become more of a business street than it now is on ac- | count’of the park being on one side and the public library and a church standing the 1 e sent of culture on This may be a matter of An apar exists opposi house al- > the park— is not contrary to the lay—and low later, opinion. nt which ng others may The commerce wish to fol- development of neighborhood usually follows such cencentration of habi- pressure | the closing his the T« hope has the world?" were President's words at the in | address dedication of ‘ Liberty memorial at Kansas City. | The American spirlt has never | been one of laying down and taking a leking. | ‘When broached President World Harding Court adhesion | nothing was sald abont reservations. | In the Sen- tion, Whatever. criti- | There was oppo: ! ate as elsewhere. cisms might have heen possible re- iganm;z the Harding administration inhorp was | up merely becanse there was &ppo- Harding was an sition In the ate. “insister.” It Judge Gary will be remembered complained that nination of the 12-hour da when the el nents of the steel “impossible” the White convinced the steel chief |in ce industry was President call Houss that Wi World Court th senators claimed it was entering the ed him to the hould be tried began. talki was opposition; | League of Nations | back door.”” But Harding kept plug- | | and “through the ging aw was getting some- no semblance of letting | opinion of George Spear on the sub. ject. Mr. Spear was the expert on the tax collector's books. He will meet with the committee at a later date. § New Britain will send a delega- tion of about 100 fans to the Yale- Princeton game Saturday. The out- come has been made doubtful by withdrawal of Glass, the big Yale guard, but the betting s still 6 to 4 | on Yale. No attempt will be made to have basketball as a regular attraction {in New Britain this season, although | | C. H. Barrett will get together his | last ar's team and play a few | games out of town. | The hardware business, which | | constitutes New Britaln's main in- | | dustry, was never better than it is now, according to the exccutive of {one of our leading factories. The | best part of the condition is the as- suranco that it will continue for some time, When William Barnes was pass. | ing the Grammar school building shortly after 6 o'cloek last cvening | he saw a blaze in the basement. He called Leon Gadding, they broke in # window and found that a fire had | | started in some rags left in the | basement by workmen. They ex- | tingulshed the blaze without further sistance, The damage was nomin. | , although the inciplent fire would | | undoubtedly have been serlous haa | | 1t not been for their prompt action. i Scnd all communications to Fun Bhop Editor. care Of the New Uritalp Herald. and your letter | wil) be forwarded to New York. | [ e A Welcome Blow, Folks When things go wrong. The way's to let A cheer-i-cane of funny jokes Blow through our dispositions Tolks! Couldn't Blame Her “Does my 'ittlo stenoggle- love her big popsy-wop Popsy-wopsy's wife doesnt un stand him-——no she don'tie.” His Sten her: “No wonder shu doesn't—it you talk to her ljke 3 do to me!” WHEN BLACK IS READ The Wise . armer Dry seasons do not mean a thing To Farmer Joshua Hopps, Justice Was Done erley: "My son hadn’t been in coflege a month when they arrested him while riding recklessly in his auto. So thereafter he changed his name to Month.” “Because the Judge gave him thirty days" —Esther Wagner. . . Just Lite Bill: “Harry's father dled, and then his mother used to give him money until she married again. Then she cut off his allowance.” John: “I see, Harry lost by a second.” —D. F. Zillisch Fleeting Young: “My boy is taking up av- iation in college.” Carey: “Is that so?" Young: “And now he has changed his name to Time.” Carey: “Does he think that will help him?" Young: “Oh, yes, Time flles, you know." (Copyright, 1926 Reproduction Forbidden* Five Prisoners Escape By Sawing Through Bars ‘Winchester, Ky., Nov. 12.—(#— Five prisoners from the Clark county jail were at large today, They escaped last night by sawing through the bars of a window on the second floor of the jall and lowering themselves to the ground by a rope of bed clothlng. A check up revealed as missing: Burn Pitts, awaiting transter to serve a life sentence for murder; Frank Plerce- sall, awaiting trial for grand lar- ceny; James Gibson, serving si¥ ménths for liquor law violation: Carl Fowler, awaiting trial for grand larceny and General Gumni, serving six months for liquor law violation. The Herald has opportunities for you—telephone 925 Classified Ad de- partment. Free Souvenirs and Exceptional Value Giving at the Wise. S ANNIVERSARY SALE mil HAR "FORD h £ . Today at First Bérgain Table | Beneath a weeping willow tree He plants and sows his crops; | When drouth comes down upon the world This honcst son of tofl | Sings rental lullables——— New , Times s, Entrance | The ierald York st Ho square; Schul Giand Gentral, Mothers of 6 to 14 Year Old Girls Here’s MoreGood News where” with the idea when he died. | " Noy Britain is listed as the siath Then Coolidge had the privilege | largest manufacturing center in the OfX (hkine i Bihakidsn tonaning i © by the census, its products be- i to|1n8 valued at about $12,000,000 a | i year, Ansonla is 80 per cent ahead Newar tation: s Newsstand a Street. & owners of residences are concern s doubtful to a modified attempt r descendants sen —Also, this is the time of the vear when it is eminently advi to pour alcohol into the 1 call means 110 \berships are suppose nd roll boom in ed! Only last gsix months day celebration —The armistice ch had the takes a cannon even when it i air of a state 1t to liven ings up, cvent, t fired Alderman Nalr wants tc even greater hit with the Broa ordi niake tolk prepare Tiroa along street why not an wnce calling it ——It is not surprising le News defends the blue team that the ¥ and the coaching staff. Let the col- | lege daily begin boosting either the Princeton or the Harvard boys and there will be even more of a story —or a rumpus. ——The Berlin well known gasoline coach express, publicity for the branch lin has had enough nonce. With a xploding fumes burning the har crossing crash and A ‘motorman, normal days ar [in—with nothing to worry t except the fellows who insist moking in the coach. THE STRAND ¢ y FOR PROGRI \The Strand theater opening wa ANDS feast for the cars and the a eyes, soul. Naver in the eity s history has * theatrical of there been a event quite the same proportions, color amd importance. Thé new playhouse proved to e all its spensors claimed for it. 1t convenience will be a ¥ come. Tt has put the city forw: of the I heauty and credit to New Britain for years to d as the home of one finest cment dhterprises New The ing amu: the men who h © o prov dol audience rprise. of represer 8 and as many otl upon the men who WEST MAIN AND COMMERCE is a question frequently o zoning law 8d to « ) make foo conhection w banking hot sons wo 0l street Further out, v ning- i not so tight, a r another gasolin dc r of busi- | town section and the clust Iy from any at- in that makes pro- v more valuable, rather than the Ultimat tempted spread of commere direction, Commerce v, like other once 1 streets, commerce will take 18 timent forces gradual umendment of the zoning law. Itaz could be forced to stand as placed and t ss demands of the comn it the able nstar Iy iner would in ity values in business section beyond reas bounds. Tn the opinion of somc people, something like t o bottl Britain ready occurred hin b necked section New busines: Not m, wa section West io Originally it was a residence that far. The Main s arly the district past * trend of the decades has Deen to in- erease its commercial importan. How much the zoning { law will | counteract this tendency 1 not yet known. The law is flexible and with this goes the possibility of continual changes where the pressure From this one that developments will de- strong enough will conclude pend upon the amount of pressure Of this pres- ady are exertéd for changes. sure thers alr indicati Judge J. E. Cooper, 2 situation, g t 1ction he dow-like zone in ap- T to be a r asonable Around every business zone, aid, there is a sh which it is reasor T siness buildings to enc . thns matically extending busi- arca as the city expands, OUR RISING RAILROAD railroad clambe in tye g w York ¢ Haven and Hartf lerable und, the Ne ord is making There ha able tmprove- progress, v been a notier wige a to.m ind and tl 1 s trying BLOW D COURT PRESIDENT'S e Yo 'to ose a modif! of 1ne Amcrican reservave 197 having taven hotd or | not even to per 1 cal stake 1t origimally | s | enter the | merely because the S cnate might not consider amending its impos- sible resorvations, | The thing for the President to do is to scll the World Court idea to the Senate and persuade the recalei- | €hapel at 7 o'clock this evening. A | “Ho looks | trants to forego the reservations— | especially the fifth one, the hone of contention among the other natlons involved. Tt is the privilege of the exccutive to confer and advise with the Sen- t is the object of presiden- nd it is t of the convefsations with senators at the White House, which 50 freque Me President is supposed to be | the leader of the party in Washing- ton, not the Senate. Or at least, h : #hould & to | should attempt to les | tempt to meet opposition principle with astuteness and skill To ¢ merely bee the h such a princinl: o there is opposition around corner the American is not spirit. “AKIN TO " T s of Columbus, [¢ tion of useless for (o) Louls J. Taber, national master of the the 1Sth amendment | “akin to treason.” It is aele Tre ss hecause it fsn't is not mierely law. h reason punish dc he 15th doesn’t get The g ad sex appeal in modern novels, m: | also scored the zines i g this and newspapers, *x appeal were anything new would amount to something HISTORIC NEWGAT TO BE RESTORED w. e commander Clarence Seymour, former of the American .cgion, and a former e senator led to ion of the from the first district the unstinted commend e for his decision to restore old Newgate prison to Its original ap- ¢ it a shrine clined in New Hartford citizen who pu the property recently has sc that is to be tur Cennectic of a utilita wiped out alto- Court, and now drops it | which is | im that nullifica- | one foot | number of an | of this-city. Bristol ranks 13th and | i'fl-‘rlin 21st, mostly iron bridges and | building frames and brick and tile. Willle Watson played the Maple | ;HH! golt course in 40 yesterday. | The Men's club of the South Con- Gregational church will meet in the | large number of invitations have been issued. The Tempo quartette of | Hartford, the finest in this sectlon, | will sing. W, L. Hateh will be toast- | magger, FactsandFancies | Quecn Marie has one distinction. Will Rogers hasn't made fun of her. Woman's place i3 in the : Woman's place is in the | 1890: liome, lead. ; nal proof of urbanity Is to tip a ticket speculator. also. Cotton: A plant that produces silk, | wool, olive oil, linsced oil and lard; also cott | | ootball is a wonderful sport ir! other fellow's boy whose leg is broken. Another need of the times is a N opener the guests in the other room can't hear, | If all else fails, . cour: aviation naughty. | A conservative is ju | with a preferenc, stead of pajama a man ho; rn | el { B, kers w conversation throug! just as distinet as conver- sation through gun, | | il | At ten he marches ten | hind a br band chind a w Now that all the championship | contests are over, the family can get | back to normal and argue ahout from man. We'v n in the |ing the change. seen a act of mak- | | ! One v to avoid eati nd buy 1! a0 ueh and ymour is to | 1 no expense ! the n every detail and stone ahove nal contours; th under- ges will be restored to dur warly The « pon t one nirar N a0 T 7 viay tramps have begun to put fn the poliee st b having | n one 1ig) wre Kept at th Vears Ar 1g lodgling, 18 applications reeently. No lod atlon house, A me eity bool night. The would b ting of the committee on was held last a good idea to secure the ) Y it can be | may an't be i fooling with th abolish sleep- efic ock mark mor, tive Houscliold N on toothp! rug for economy, Covernment Notice Mayhe how oddly an ear is made? t's the re tales g or ems wgain mouth How pleasa South 0 bits to coffee and a sandwich. this sentence v pronounce 'so I know it ted by P bbserva!ion Ona The Weaiher Nov New Eng nd ing tempera rington hern te Mostly with Jderate and south 5 for Bast York “uturday; rn N tand rs tor local show in north portion; warvmer to- 1in south portion Saturda to fresh south Vs, Couditlons: High ters over the middle this morning and co tiy east of the nplal statos vor temperatures were the rule ughout New England last night o ather and rising tem il In the plains disturbance e r of ich le 0t north Pacifie coas' iona faver for this vicinity vly weather with fisi crature. | W Alla s the entire B tle con Iy ora- 8 P 1es re a rming. B et 1 over v e | temp | “Wed I | The weeping willow cries and cries And irrigates the soll! Lippert Curt 0. eried a poor fish to me!” ‘Why, sure,” his daughter Mary aid, “I always did like C. O, D" Mortimer §te * e Potter was born Wonder what he'll When & His 1 That He's mystory was quickly solved— always been an §. A, P. Raymond Weymouth A . Ts, Ts, Ts} There was a young miss A n Whe always appeared with mazon. At one time, by gosh, Hors were all in the wi And sho came with a pai gramazon! of the paja- —Jake I IF PARMERS WORKED LIKE THE FORD EMPLOYERS ; rtrude 17 Morrissey) Farmer's Wife—Get up, is is Thursday and you kno always work some on Th Farmer—\Vhat d'ye mean b; ing me? It ain't noon yet! I'm goin' to work I gotta sleep, woman! There ain't to do, is there? Farmer's Wife—Well, the ought to be milked this e ink? And I think ma t to plant a wheat rmer—T milked the cow a ago last Thursday, 'y fool! thought I planted one, Farmer's Wife—Don't yon you ought to work in the ficld for five minutes or so0? Farmer—Well, maybe T had, be sure and blow whistle on the barn when up. T don't work overtime in no ficld! Tell James to get the sport plower out—the one with the rumble seat. rmer’s Wife—Hadn't you better the tractor scdan? | Farmer—That's © I can x of the hired men that way. om we'll work six second By gosh, that reminds me use the &tor sedan—tho iter's bustod. Oh, well, Tl coupe-eultivator. s Wife—\What overalls do you want to wear, dear? Farmer—If my corn-planting tux- | edo s back from the cleancrs Ul wear it. Yes, and my clod-hopping dancing pumps, don’'t forget. Call me when my wardrobs is ready, and T reckon I'll get up. 1t have nothin cow don't oug but WE HAVE RECEIVED ANOTHER SHIPMENT - AND AGAIN OFFER $3.00 BALGRIGGAN AND JERSEY DRESSES Shown in the Popular Shades of Junz!: Green, (Chanel Red, Tan and Many Other Colors. at '1.89 EW ARRIVALS I Some have Plain Skirts, “thers With Kick Plaits. Smartly Furred Coats S -ially Priced fonf Today and Saturday Qe ®) of Bolivia With collars and cuff- ~f fur and fur down the front of the hem. wanted grackle blue, wine, and blue. These coats were made to sell at $39. Our Special Price $29 Stylish The colors include the much coat to the so much favo above. Our mart Coats Grey Wolf and Beaver Fur Trim the lovely coats of Lustrosa, Velsheen, and other handsome fab- rics. These coats incorporate many of the cleverest style notes of the season and feature all the warm rich shades of red and brown which are red this season. These coats were made to sell at $79.00 and Snecial Price $69 Coats for Women WHO REQUIRE LARGE SIZES are shown in complete assortment. These coats have not sacrificed style but present slenderizing lines by a careful adaption of up-to-the-minute models. A particularly note- worthy offering are the coats of suedine in a tailored model fully lined and trimmed with fur, Saturday Special ........ $25 The the champion pole vaulter solves crossing problem! THE FUN SHOP J A M son char e “My Mir “Minute nte wh l*'jl';lh' FOOTBALIL Given Frce to the Lucky Boys i attending the how after school { Monday Nov. 15(h. See “FCREVER AFTER” A Tale of Football and War Adm. 10¢ Footballs on Display at Star Confectionery —————————— A A ENABLES WIVES The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) By GLUYAS WILLIAMS' TO MAINTAIN THEIR Al IED CONVERSATION DURING THE BIDDING WITHOUT HAVING TO ASK WHETHER IT WAS PARTNER OR OPPONENT WHO BID SPADES AND DIDN'T SOMEBODY SAY NO TRUMPS ? (Copyright, 1926, by /-