New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 28, 1926, Page 6

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CHARLES G. MORRIS GETS UP STEAM Democratic idate Charles G The governor, 18:80: Morrls, ke all good ing about the state — gubernatorial candidates do — and 1t is making speeches. s a ple to relate that town Is swinging with much better effect than when he ran for governor two years ago. When a car ikens J. Henry Roraback to K Ge I of England — not t sh king, but the functioned when the American col- onies got tired of bel stepped upon — it can be sail he is getting up steam; or, in this modgrn age | should we say he is charging his zasoline tank? Anyhow, Mr. Mor- ris has visibly, audibly and mental- ly fmproved his technic and tac- fics, and the affable J. Henry Mll} ed to listen even should he| the pride of New- his battle axe e present Eng functionary who be f prefer to go duck shooting. The Bridgeport ripper bill, Mr. Morris has come out with, was “act of oppressio This ought !01 please Bridgeport immensely, where | the rank and file of Republicans| are of that opinion, but where thi organization has seen fit to truckle to Roraback in order to pave lhr:‘ way for some patronage later on.| Every time Mr. that ripper bill it will mean some an more votes in Bridgeport, but how many no one knows. Here is where the King George 1T allusion comes in handy. The ripper bill took trom Bridgeport the right to tax itself, about the same thing that King George tried to do to the colonies. The colonies revolted, but Bridgeport bent the knee. What a change, Mr. Morris might add, in the spirit of Americans after 150 years! The “road to Derby,” which ap- parently is down in the part of the state which waxes smooth with good the roads while the remainder of state waits in peevish expecta upon, the good grace of the stat highway commissioners, recelved de- lighttul attention from Mr He called it the a project which, he said, “has Morris. brought vote: many - elections This is hitting nails on the h with a trip hammer. It proves con- clusively that Mr. Morris is getting to be a phrasemaker, and in these United States no as snappy phrases. z works so well The man who czn invent a smart o lik: brick highway entitle 1 to be go t the litical At omet ernor, according yardstick of the times. ¥ it ought to g m in the way of g There ought to hav batween Mr. Morris and Gove Trumbull upon the state's financia By the rnor tion. way, why candidates so caref into debates th with sarics Rallies but stuff upon the same plat de the candidates ms are not well att let seems; hot love more and caution less and start de- bates, and see fall all over itself Anyhow, the 1 a debate arran Governor T running amot the statement that from an official rey treasurer the inforn total expense of amounted to $27,14 ously somebody WIOnK quite obvious that ti which cannot decipher a bank inteliigently—has ecded such a thing—that nobod ment anyonc the way, ever suc mise who is correct in estir of $16,000,0 trifle 0 out mere way Morris comes Britain I'riday ni som¢ should tip him off to go Into this in the history of | many circles that he will def Morris rips into| | wa are to have the temple that has | | been a tople of “gold brick high-| for who knows how “gold | been a debate | public. bje at su a littl t all re th wher THE MILK CAMPAIGN EVAPORATES to s note epublican New report of JABB'S OAMPAIGN IS APPROVED took in what e (Mills or- is for that H ed to print at Yo or Cribun all, the m City is not ated Hearst “poisoned,” as rs had i after al D It's just ordinary good milk, pas i 1 ilk could “Mr. Gabb is revealin sch he makes that a sheriff may more than a mere court officer of server of wi He may also pos- sess an understanding of penology grasp of reform 0 modern ideas g in every|upon by the law as good any Republican T v pected. Mills' milk campaign I tive political id dodge not intend to g about it — win or sheriff. His obviously . The county an opportunity to capitalize experience by putting into of- a man who has an interest in and understanding of {important questions that have to do with treat- ment of lawbreakers. Mr. Gabb has revealed himself as a man the county would do well to ellect, a man of type it is desirable to have in public office of all sorts. He deserves cxceedin well at the hands of Hartford county voters, b has b experience er Tuesday. UNCONCEALED WEAPONS AT HERRIN, ILL. has been fee = that the eva 11, would listic wonder who a ¥ clear to the cynical Herrin, not last. evange- r or 50 ago whooped it up in that town, causing 2d the g to put away their weapons on the helf the sinners to repent top n the pantries, went awa would be peaceful and quiet in th ala cemetery The ndicated they would way Republican voters have future. In truth, Herrin act turn thumbs pretty much like a for But the sportiveness that part of the fued betw had to again sooner or down upon Sheriff Dewey indicates Gabb has the power and the friends awhile. undercv of nherent klan out the is an that go with it to run far ahead of n his ticket in this county; so far, in and anti-klan break ble in at his who fact, that it is believed prob later; and | later is now. Just at a time 4 in Cleero, opponent. He is the type of mar 1 ard from armistice was sigr the town tate with two dead as a starter, and the inspires thousands of Republicans to | split their tickets in his favor. doy is A MASONIC TEMPLE information given to the eager news- FOR THE CITY Masons of New Britain are to be paper reporters that two rival gangs trucks, each 16 | are riding around in with approximately hine guns as armament. All close congratulated upon their decision to construct a temple upon Russell street, which will be in the West Main dist but close to t of I as made that lead lent of which would any | or even cursory of e heart | h res dow e p will be an town section. ns | the ro foot. Shou blic indicate . i trucks emple ornament to “ will [ of the qulet roads leading from metropolis something th city as well as a great credit to | massacre the order. g Boes. observation ve to give, But the coming from the tow ited the worthy evider as say In most citles Masonic temples are of a character and dignity com- mensurate with the stability most astute and | to busy strength of this fraternal organiza- tion. Conditions in New Britain have been such as to preclude the #truction of such knows the law, ar be fooled t isn't going to into con- | tempting to wrest any of thosc a temple until now. | been plans from time | Wachin to time,{ but none of them reached Now | { of mact :re have guns away from their rig ful owner: The transportation or maintenance tructification until the presen guns, this functionary conversation for emp ally, is not nst the | | | evident | law. The law only applies to led And to all with eyes to years, and all citizens will join in con- seeing this evidence of progress with tion. cealed weapons, it is satisfa N not very readily be A TROLLEY LINE INNOVATION Institution of a Wweekly pass sys- at $1 a p It s also allowable e arma- ment indoors, tt ays, as every man | = —on the Lord: has the con onal t to matu- Iway company, which spraw tatn shooting apparatus in his house elght miles between Bridgeport and himsel? Lordship, i3 adopting 1 system that 50 as s to protect inst successful d be- | near improper visitors. has been develo the It was Clarence Darrow who re- | tween some of town tly ¥ ween some of ns y explained the reason for so Worcester, Mass. | much shooting the ging The | tnent lezal pr among It is the final word in the attempt of street car companies to drum up trade in a waning market, and few world. trouble is, this em- tioner pointed out, that the bootle um runners are who. will there behind the The pass system works to the 1 A pass holder pays his dol- lar for a wee claim sl ana L lack of logl plan. ad-| > heir t vantage the of company & cannot recou |to settle these aif ‘s riding, and there- in has the right to |2 determined sort, t “shoot fter he—or anyone is family out n some Instances ride on the street cars for a week than | wears off | lders do an nec- | ¥ rallies crowds would ve did call t better, not me few may oftencr i 185 rally necessary, but this soon o and the rity of pass b What is more pathetic ide more uently t} i 40-| | coy? year-old trying to be v Wor and nouement, or HUNEYe for had writing rtling in th [ known rallroad men in th was rail half a century Editor Chapin s section, urt last evening when g snapped ched wward on e 1 by to his hon an iron hi Mar H been contemplating and on a him was revive : box car about the inflnite variety of unex- M pected that come with- D The breaking of fron ra ed danger which b not be called upon to ox-| s is ad cmen most import 1 shoul his newspaper | pect, | giving 2n interview that everything | y.p . claim for a bounty for g of a wild fox was made | ¥n this morni | Goodrich brought th i Ode 1 of a red fox to the 1 his $1 John avor to F. 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'm not s to hold tues erected to | explain are no ho stopped to —Mildred Thompson, Judy, the money derived from | wri ght 1 to as ink- | come! be referre An old-timer is one who can re- | mber when a policeman’s night When W Yo Very Yi z k was supposed to cow criminals. | ien We Were Very Young! | Mary and Margie, twi of years, were having a heated argu- ment with Peggy, who lived next door | “We're ni than you are,” stated | Marie, our daddy's a doctor 1 you're daddy isn't.” Peggy looked at a loss for a mo- as to a come-b; but sud- ner eyes brightened. don't re,” she said, “I guess 1 not t my daddy can tell apar is becoming more in- You keep wondering sonal enemy the author is using as his fool or villain, ture The one who interrupts his story to ask if ill have some more is the story had boc on child psychology. a zabeth Frost One nice thing about deflating a currency is that it also affects an oc- casional ego that needs it. HOLD THAT L-I-N- lvia Pauline Froelic a roug riously football m two team were evenly matched ot until r was the gos and Brown threatened. | a big husky broke through; » line, ran fifteen yards and threw mself desperately over the 1 footh [ ds more tha snap in exams. A professiona one who d n and 4 b e Any rep fzens no 1o p! n, the Touchdow ed. “Touch- n! Ah’s donec made a touchdown, m ovah—we wins!” | ran forward | he referee Man, | Touchdown, big boy you| An't make no touchdown!™ “Ah didn’t? Den Ah'd like to know what it is, if it ain't no touch- down!" Take another look at dat thing| | what you got undah yo' arm,” shouted the official. *Dat ain't no| football, man! Dat's de quarter-| back's haid!” - ma m a that man he tell is One WOl way to a n even yet doesn’t say “‘Ouck mashes a thumb. Most of the unselfishness n who necds some axe. when Tove talk 1€ from body to | Ut e put comes some grind n Kill one man and that's a cri to get their natural that's patriotism to get kil r his purse million s and ! Th who is as ar sary to man think as it yody” doesn't v good thing in the pay wns nothing that would ting gossip over the back f today” inter- nee. cct this 1y mo sald t it would.” ted b “It isn't it Bill through Observation On The Weather Forecast In-| so and | strong Cop At Home York: | THE FUN SHOP JOKE tonight, | Olive-oil! 1 Fri.| Bruce: “I'n call our new for Eastern New EAQIOLY cloudy warmer north portion, a and south southw A trou 1ds zion to ] Partly and showers in in east south sh Conditions portior nds. low | stward xas with over oma. The castern | over | Carolina. | prevails | Vhy z: “Because like her.” ; I'm learning to ssure ext south from the lake r of minimum pre perior and Okla re L of y —Mrs. H Dibbel R. . As Written in the I"UN SHOP Contributors Naturally m going to call my girl ke Su high p part of Georg ar coun and Sou and rainy we Lake Huron region but rains have not developed in other por- s of the long trough-shaped di Heavy frosts were r Tenne outh Caro- Carolina, Virginia and reey. Temperatures are | rising rapidly in the interior of the Appalachian highlands. centers th her he 3 Cloudy in the Jack ‘Crack A Phil: “Why?" Jack: “Whenever we 50 to a show wants to get into a box.” —Anthony Gieson rbances. she ported from lina, North N Stunning! “I'm going to call kjack. my Manner of other | | United St | officers, | ties to revoke | winter f | frequently still r |a hot iron to the spot _|to allow the h of old Black| | w white| W | oft all the Oh Nanny My beau is a You m a ser (Copyright, 192 IONS ANSW You can get an question of fact or ir writi the Question New in Herald, W Bureau, 1322 New York Washington, D. C., enclosing cents in stamps for re Me legal and marital advi given, nor can exten be undertaken. All other ques wil receive a personal reply signed requests cannot be a All letters are con wer, to any yrmation by Editor, shington avenue, two At what time history was th and Sailor's Ri A, Before atriotic Ame interference by with our commerce our vessels for seamen and impreesme an citizens into the ngland. Q. Was there ev es known slogan “I War of 18 who re British the the I have h part A In1 her western lands government. 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Wash thoroughly rice and cook with 2 quarts ing water for about an hour or until the rice is perfectly tender. Drain water, add 2 cups full of sweet milk, 1 tablespoon butter, 1 teaspoon cinnamon and salt to taste. Q. How many times has the government of the United States cupe of of boil- | vello rics t Gran iter om 1s br ace W (Reprinted by Permission of American Magazine) 1 ith to bear the made our little for my b for t day; all friends who have 1 bettem by their presence. r the prosperity I have known, and for the s or the s 1 a for er a en- have heard, and for all the ins of service and sorrow; nd for the love and laughter have come to us and for the inkful that my children are ities in this land of freedom shall be pler life theirs to enjoy. life so far a pleasant journe: the that the opportu nd the be ans; o know hankful f book of hi us in the s t, O God, that tinue to the ¢ our loss appe to know the ave her le may be shown. May nembering always that the nt us the 1y bear our bur- , hope in sorrow, and JGAR A. ed laws taxing incomes? ed by Cong war nue of n to aled, clared preme cot tax amen was adopt fied in 19 ion W Gordon), Bloodhoun e . D a in 1 pound muslin. tigh colored co it bl silks or Wa i minute. with te uncon: stoppered water should be applied only to er stain v; never in the “HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION !Total Amount Spent For Roads and ¢ first income tax law was measure and yielded 1,8 that year. from that source 0,391 and ti A new incorn d in 1594 and | itutiona S \ Bridges in U. S, Last Year Givem urt in 18 | Iment | ed ir | 13, As 8619, o1, Washington, Oct, by (A—Total states last year for ruction on y systems reached $640,125,101, it was announced to ¢ by the bureau of public roads t the ure department. Ta expenses, the highe way departments received $780,081,« - of $115,636,721 have vailable from 1924, Mo= s and gasoline taxes le rt raising of 4 per cent of the re- cent being received of bonds and 14 per federal government. nditures were han the 1924 total of $6 the balance of $130,956,191 into 1926 was even the amount of unex- carried over from 28 first co mint in the c 1 in Massacl 1 “‘pine 1 by the United sroximately per le the coins minted. lian word? ) the name of ceipts | from the s t from , the of the at arc greater than pended funds 1924. 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School boys an and valuablo—whether the CLIP COUPON HERB === === vash n Bureau, New Britain Herald, COOLIDGE, postage and enclose amps, or coln s THE FAMILY ALBUM—HELPING [GIOvAS WILLIANS KITCHEN TO SEE WHY DIN- NER'S SO LNTE,, 15 SHE HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE STOVE 7 PERCHES ON TOP CF COUNT- ER AND STARTS DISCUSSING WHY THEIR LIGHT BILLS ARE. S0 HIGH, JUST AS WIFE 15 TRYING TO LOOK UP RULE IN COOK BOOK Dore: “Why? Eugene: “She's a knockout.” ~Leo Bender Conditions faver for this vicinity fair weather with rising tempera- ture followed by showers, (Co) SNYS HE JUST CAME OUTT0 GTANDS IN MIIDDLE OF KITCHEN WHERE WIFE HAS T0 KEEP DOD6ING ROUND HIM, AND ASKS CAN HE DO ANYTHING TO HELP RAMBLES STOVE TO SEE WHAT'S TOR DINNER. yright, 1926, 15 TOLD TO GET CAN- OPEN- BELLOWS TO WILFRED! AND ER OUT OF MIDDLE DRAW- MILDRED DOTHEY KNOwW ER. TARES EVERVTHING OUT WHERE CAN-OPENER 15 | OP MIDDLE DRAWER AND FINDS WIFE HAS MEAN*- PILES [T ON TOP WHILE FOUND IT' GVERTO PUIS TEMPORARY STOP ™ DINNER-GETTING BY' BURNING HIMSELF ON LD OF SAUCEPAN "~ —\ TINRS HIMSELF THRUST INT®O HALL. WITH INSTRUCT- 10N$ TO STAY THERE | FAMILY EXPECTS TO 6ET ANY DINNER_ TO-NI6HT by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.