New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 22, 1926, Page 8

8 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1926. sups : irse was true; but|outbursts and her sterling ability, t d . Mrs. Newlywed: “But THAT'S 66 °eTW e 99 ¢ veople in the natlons of Eu-|has gained much publicity in sev- F an N HERALD PUBLIEHING COMPANY e " sp with the | €ral lands. Many ple., uninter- | acts ancies ryman: “Yes; that used to B 3 ERT QUILLEN ested in the sport, have become in- BY ROB Q! —Judy et el B A el Retor Y terested in the Frouch girl, largely . (Copyright, 1928 Reproduction : At Herald Bidg., 61 Church Street 1 c a 2 st « e free Iand doeantt Lliseene t xtent. Tt was only when | °°¢% the advertising she has| ., .. cquality before a jury. | eoeive throug h 8. y —_— SUBSCRIPTION RATES | the economic experts hegan super- | Teceived through the pre: They $5.00 a_ Year. | = + spirit of | Wil €0 to see her, paying two dol-| The trouble about conquering : " %4200 Three Months. : ‘\“ P e Jars or so for the privilegs, once; |the air is that it won't stay licked. T5c. a Month. ne elope | | [ g e L Aroush A five-day woek won't lessen the |~ ees——— 2 and Carry” Pyle, as|labor of those who clean up at 4 at the Post Office at New Britain s t t &) Shup Editor. care of the New | & Mall Matter, e s to the sporting fra- |grade crossings. 2 fhod 3 Socona Clase Mall Matte ; fstr g / : L l | Britatp Herald. and your letter | g I erienca. N n free|'® e hodostion (anE solmiion abmat | L Ebe JiCrwirded o SNewsY oek : PHONE CAL S 3 with his stars at first. Shortly, we | .= ‘o¢ principle as a matter of A v 3 sin " 3 ; S . e to forecast, he is due for | capacity. It's What He's In College For, Folks % a rude awakening | —— Though he never shines In classes i Tmagine ail of Solomon's wives| and through luck alone h % . . S AR e | agine ail of Sol s s 1 k 2 1e passes, % 1 A SMALLER COMMON COUNCIL velling back at him: “Don't forget|Yet the football star is happy just . Emphunzes Its Pop“lar‘t’ 1 profitable advertiwng medium | f,;’::""n“’:d'\":'l\:eku P ditton than to put out the cat! the same, T T one Rows 1y Mayor Gard Weld seems to e |For he'd rether wear his “letter” i 3 B 3 B B e We hope the general fall of | the middle of his sweater ks sophical cult of the Roman Empire. | coats : Member of the Associated Press. 5 , % . | champior and world 5| Than the alphabet appendad to his| ° o It aimed at the highest good and 1 A. Divide the area of the surface, he Assoclated Press s exclusively en e sw er ) Po- former mayors and many dndi-jg o0 c)ude Santa Claus. name! QUESTIONS ANSWERED | heroic endurance of pain and hard- | In squ M\ ews credited to It o not otherwite fons, | vidusls in town, which Te indicated | e stp' e m} Uediiea ta- this paper and alvo. local solved | by f 1 a small- | ) The Size question of fact or information by |p . TUF N, | s published therein. which have heen glving their|or council body to govern the city | _ Porter: * - me, suh, Ah guess | writing to the Question Editor, it Turnback cuffs of fur or cloth of = i TRy [ of 3 it Observation o the > {vo' dropped indkerchief.” New Britain Herald, Washington| A MCMXXVL | gold are een on some of the most ember Audit Bureau of Clrculntion. | SOV nts much worl [ S 2 , |" Passonger: “No, that's the sheet|Bureau, 1322 New York avenue,| Q. What s the lowest place in | ornate gloves. rhe A B LR Atlona) forkas L B8 | hicct of vart. [ counell would tend {o bring nearls |oft my berth.” Washington, D. C., enclosing two | the world? - e T a ‘strictly honest anaiyals of | oug F o pres- [30vone to the same conclusion. It 3 T 7 —L. E. Forman | cents In stamps for reply. Medical.| A The Dead Sea in Palestine. y tiremation. | Our circulation statistice | b : |is a large body of men, and, con- e legal and marital advice cannot be | It is 1290 feet below the sea level. Obser,,‘a{mn This insures | €7 et th ties by It's easy to handle a wife. If you | s P based upon this Thisline = - SR 3 ¥ “HEE Sl s . a 5 a myriameter? brotection agaln” 8 mewspaper | o : . dueing | Seauently, does not function as it | gev her a sedan, she won't insist (CHEER, CHEER, THE G given, nor can extended research| Q. What is a my protection againt [aid 1 fonel snd ST e e b ALL HERE, WHAT THE be undertaken. All other questions| . A measure of length In On Tl,e Wea:‘fier the financlal difficulties that|be of the > opinion as sor local advertisers. , wh Includes — wil receive a personal reply. Un-|metri, tem. metric Socth e public of a large hody is gained by | = 1A cad 4-: Brian I. Tremaine, i slgned requests cannot be ansv;vdc_rt-d, Q. What s the difterence be- 5 4 A good-for-nothing chap is he; All letters are confidentfal.—Editor. |, = 0 o nd gasoline? What| W Oct. Forecast o st smer Al ey afiergnim What is “Persian Lamb”? | Would happen it gasoline was put in | for Southern New Ing £ ably showers tonight Alas! One war material produced on eals dally In_New in unlimited quantities is cannon ag's Newsstand, Times | e A ey control by some opportunist of | odder. Newsstands, Entrance 9 3 5 1* : And one of them got B. I T.! Q. D other who springs up in party cir-| o = Marie'J. Ponelelt It is a member of the sheep | lamp? cles. © | With buckwheat cakes and sau-| FE | tamity inhabiting chiety Bokhara,| A. Kerosene s loss volatile and | warmer tonight and ou the sage in the offing, the Kind of farm 'poor Newt O. Wright has got a |Afghanistan and Persia. Those | 7058 densefjthan fasollie WS ORIe |50 <’1r;\:‘r T ‘,,l o strong south and NAVY DAY APPROACHING t nent that Ny s I six repre Sallaf S AeAlsreoAa s {Trom Persla are properly called |10 grade gasolines smell very much southwest winds. g = avs to him, “I hate to trouble | Shiras. Persian usually is black, y Itke keroscne. A rouzhlt st 'fi\‘; RIS (6 e N S e s | by worrles to g0 provided always | It fsm't long hair that indicates| y although ocoasionally a gray or dark | termine whether a liquid s kero-| Showers and warn ; o seryaxceof Neyy; Day apRE ; % : i | gentus now, but a long hood over |But whe Brown akin: appears, The fur on |5ene or gasoline is to put a spoontul | day partly cloudy with showers i rt will be made y e r t gulations in Italy hay k r inspired by a sense of 2 4 (0 ol ' | Bul hen T sez to d'n a thing, .~ & T <|of the liquid in a cup or tin cover | north portion; slightly colder in and e b ; o mator. I mean, you do it N. 0. WI" pure Persian Lamb from Bokhara is auad U O ety ol = M eoartent e IR ihate object the creation ot ajld and not a desire for political | e 2 Olympin Lo Conte | silky and curls very tight. A,gh"n‘nuvl‘ cautiously bring up to it a ~d\r)n‘.;w v\z ‘“‘n‘l:x portic fresh 5 TAa oI Dalincelof trean T ana i rol, we believe that the busi-| Supper should be late at least | e 10 Shiras skins are woolly and |lishted match or taper. % the | s ulhwest winds, - il e IR e ol once a wesk. A man enjoys feeling | pauline 0. K O Conraer cury. Shiras are|liquid is gasoline the vapor above it| Conditions: A ridge of high ar-time | ness affairs of the city could b joy ing i pauline 0. Krause and Jean A.| 3 aliet”" half-Dereian | will Immediately taks fire and burn | pressure prevails this morning over [more quickly and cflietenty ais- | & MAFOT: |, Burns fsomefimes - called - BAIEEERER | the vapor wiil not burn 1 the | the Atlantic coast states. Heavy e or Byt be; ’ sl > Got in a fizht, "twas SOME melec: | 4MPS: liquid 1s kerosene. If an oil lamp | radiation during the cloudless night 2% SN | |osed of: bubs bear In mind, they " \hat mere man cont under-From start to end it s s | Q. Wt is the greatest depth | Giics’ with gaseline an cxplosion | caused a sharn drop in tempera- one day in parti a T hick merely produc! vorable bal- | would have to be real “managers,” stand is why sel ce is a career 'of P, O. K dJ kB that a diver has immersed? is liable to occur as soon as. a|ture and light to heavy and Killing impress the pu he impo cofat tradefvlil now suflice) | possessed of a keen sense of clvicand cooking it drudgery. ! —Thelma Kachmar | A, One of the erpert divers of | lighted match is brought up to it.|frosts were reported quite gencrally ce of also | duty and not pitch-table consplra- | - Ao, | the Navy succeeded in reaching a| Q. Were the national champion- | throughout New England, Eastern | No dumber fellow ever 1 | depth of 305 feet. ship tennis matches at Forest H New York state and thence south< zation to the Unl : Than Philip H. Durkee; { Q. What is the value of a United ! New York playved on grass or dirt | eastward over the appalachian highs centrated effort much ma e ac-|ing GH D T | oney and affairs. H not even write his nam | Statss smail copper cent dated | courts? lands to Tennessee and Alabamag balar It was during the period | 5 SNy Yet he's a P. H. D. | 18702 A. Grass courts, The lake reglon is under (he in- of the most unfavorable > b Shete Y A. Trom 1 to 2 cents only. Q. What is the meaning of fluence of a disturbance with center y R R 1 } George A. Smith could talk any| Q. What will remove a deep coat | name Maryellen? ’nor:.h of Lake Superior and rain is by those o e e il ; ' adfapolitical nlan calladfa time of sunburn? A. This is a combination of Cary | falling as far east as Buftalo, N. Y. S when the voters were | One oroadeasting station thu! any subject, more or less; A. Try mixing one cupful of land Eilen. Mary ns exalted | A storm center appears over alantly being studied, its scope en-| rcement of 1ess con- | called upon to ratify action of the doesn't need a license is the sewing |0 all h‘ls !rtendf;\hvmn? (l]ls hn«;k. eweet milk and the juico of a lemon. |and Ellen means light. «‘ O e Xs‘ bigh over the o hssible. sumption, which has gripped some | EN T - circle. hitcknameaih inveE Natural §GRA 45, ¢ stand until the milk curdles and [ Q. How are peach trees propa- states and westward to the ERdc e o [l : 28 B Frme il on b | —Theodore R. Estabrooke with a plece of cotton before | gated? Pacific cont. OnfOctoberdiiabivs Ol KBS E R R aes i Th ring A. From pits or seeds. Where| Conditions favor for this vicinity When Paul O. Por had a pain Who was Benvenuto Cellini? |ge: e freezing weather occurs tkh | unsettled I slowly rise ook some soda. Too much! An cminent Italian goldsmith | secds are commonly planted in the | ing temperature. Gee! f the high Renai 5 autumn in nursery rows from 4 to | ] |They took him to the hospital— | He was born in Florence, [ § feet apart. The pits are scat-; bordering the salt water will be | nst is just as necessary |, of MeMahon tri- 5 A Y " o A case of soda P. O. P. taly, ovember 1, 0. In com- |tored a few inches apart in lhe:“' Hending b s Giibmaw ee _Frank E. Dear \iicst ilh ithe Fwishes Hlofl his!|iowatand covered tolis | depthi ot ct their equip-|ends in a huge surplus, decliniy i PBrete B o0 nlaen o The Limit | father, Cellint devoted himsolf to|about 2 inches. 1In less severe! s S s it Soiengnon g ino SLoRlend h o darn unless heocan digest| pioper: “Why did Fisher resign | music until his 15th vear, but his|climates the pits are stratified very G T g sl o torl g inst the |t I his fob in that Turkish bath place?” | desive to learn designing prevailed, [shallow in the autumn, are dug up | must be content with e-| trade; a own mecting. Then the city meet- | 5 TR | Clark: “They wanted him to bathe | and he became a pupil of the gold-1in the spring and the kernels scpa- | scriptions and following the put e m i L 8 P Sy R, e e e T Sl o Gl Clia niR lmith Michelangelo Bandinelli, the rated from the soil and shells are | i | i ot [ =ake, ta have tho slreets feleared frs. L. & Salenger | father of his lifelong rival, and | planted in nursery rows. B RO ¢ : 4 e e i et ch ward being for one hour each day of all ex- it tor of Marconl. Cellini's greatest| @. Wil filling a tank with air | iinys e Bt et W 8 ehoonsims pRndfthon 1 t ratification | ecpt payroll carriers and bandits? |[F BARBERS TALKED TO THE |fame did not result from his art|increase its weight? all this excitement over Navy Day? U ) R athering when necessary. That, as | e WOMEN AS THEY DO TO but {rom his autobiography—a mar-| A, Yes, the higher the preesure | Long G THE MEN! rative of his own turbulent, brilliant | the greater the weight. os8 you:" whe L (Imagined by Ross Wassen) career, and a vivid picture of the| Q. What is the origin of the ex- | was hetore ¢ 1y knew how f “That hair of yours is awfully | life and civilization of the Renais- | pression “scott free”? | attend the meetings fired. coarse, lady! TI've never scen suc sance, A. Scot means reckoning or bill, The tenda 3 hair on »dy! No, ma'am! It Q. What is “Unwritten law"? [ therefore scot-free means free of all | Correct this sentence: “My h a Better let me put some A A popt rxpression for a 5{‘)!-’“‘5"4 The word comes from the band.” said she, * ¥ 0 on it, lady! Hair needs|suppositious ru permitting a man [ Anglo Saxon sceotan, to throw down ay aside his paper and discuss hing, tol §'frigh Dirty as it | to take the life of his wife's para-|in payment. budgets introduced by the finance [ new trock with me. can be! Never scen the like! Better [ mour or daughter's or sister's se-| Q. Is the anaconda a polsonous gh produc- | board, the city meeting bo plan | (Protected by Publishers’ l1et mao give yon a shampoo! Dand- | dueer. It has no general Jyldlvhll;,nflk , | Syndicate) ruif, too! Sawful! ar scales! | recognition A. No: it kills its victims by ; 3 Better let me put some Buggoff on| Q. What are the evening starscrushing them to death. public may ¥ t 1 is brisk a ¥ as ‘hus passed, toward centraliza- | it What ya say? for October Q. How can one guage the up for time of war, 1t ' e o | 25 y A T d | eNever say such a pimply skin,| A. Mercury, Jupiter and Saturn. | number of gallons of paint required | most necessary. |per ¢ L st nly returned tothe | .4 ] ! :I\ ; L b ‘,on, % ears go (4 0_}’ lady! S'terrible! Big pores and as Q. H Long after the Titanic|to paint a building, giving it vo | ’ g = G ROWEL Lot DU o T Tea e rough as it can be! Massnge? Sure|struck the iceborg did it eink? i The need of an adequa o i e 5 GRS, i o s i [Foumh s e e e CE tnelleehreild el chant marine to carry our n | half industries would close | Th rl\:lw re ;\n safe at this{pon’ oe aust! §'fact! G o rabelang T T e e season unters tell tales of nar-! w Tt Gotie hals Taaitinic? S anGh Ralicist And humors i Y [them small town barbers must a| 1333, i} ! nd. worry-anving home devices that ran be made and another step toward centralization | Will never go again fo of ’“‘"Kihern hackin at it. Simply awful Q S o Tamotint whattcount!| e G e T e i R v fir: ilboat made and a kitche o ;& spon t goes SOt by careless hunters. A Hert-{jpgp) “Haw! Haw! Haw! Whata| | - i ford firm recently sold old rifles for |pairoy i el e ; 3 & eno of pro- | through, thot failed sev-|§2 each, and these faulty firearms = ket e sl ; i o= atrerEragror up | eral times of actlve support in the|are thousht fo belln @ emall degree = s o o A X ation |1 o)y these aro in the bullet! s nt it, will out tho coupon below Y BLEDOEVAT: o B 1 erse BUT THEY DON'T DARE on the foregoing question, but it is| o e 5 and mail as directe Rich- | council itself. responsible for the wild shots. So e S e i s e vut| But Hon' e g be ny hunters are loosc that birds | ROY, CANT YOU COME OVER | sailboats were used by the Egypt vnsi e : are coming into the city in large | | TONIGHT? IM SO LONESOME using skins for salls, about 2,500 HOMPE CONVENIENCES EDITOR, Washington, B im'ru | } > be- | flocks and settling for long period: 3, O | 1 New York Avenue, Washington, D. ennis | lieve, providir individuals in | being safer than i wood! T o was b saidid c ! (e o e T New- | Qo sl iEltiUR ook e ington center and another in a sackyard on High t managers of a city,| The fir6t ¢ o a businesslike ad- | under Prof. E. direction | will be held in the Center church on tions to the p Sotitoty bosetl Dt b ok o8 Q. Wiho was the founder : S . A ol Stole philosophy? What is it? T e SR ; o) A Zcno founded it about 308/ — e e B e night in Hanna's armory he teg NO HONEY, M B. C 100 slowly. s U g o k. Hpen & | | ©ONNA STAY N 3 c Prel) “| | AlL EVENING Richard Glersch, W. Prelle, : & Spence and John Langren, the MOF‘“‘N“/“')\ : SNAPSHOTS OF A BABY AND A WATCH - By GLUYAS WILLIAMS' T The st clubs are resuming ac- . | = lotsky, councilman from ! tivity. A new one, the A. T. T. has vfi’i{m?s] scems to be of the | been formed with E. L. Morcy as the lessen 3 of political York at squars Grand 42na Street The date set for the annual ob- ng, and has had ganizations al direct the atter f public | nation back on rigors to attain it; yet if the e toward the Navy ence of France is any criteri tance of a stron the fallacy < rs, playing peanut politics with the | complished, although y remembered every day in the year tion in charge. Its ne con- | | | | | | L % a an nations, may be more of f g s that a gathering of all viienle I will be posted at various ports ague than a ing in thely ir it b I ANl IENINCEe Sehofdert object o pistols think machine along the seaboards of the counfry jlong 1ction without con- | ¢4 ¥ L'lf‘wms for gangsters going a bit too | and inhabitants of the districts t is one-sided economic raah 2 L PG given an opportunity to vis a t p umphed, very nearly at the expense ! Diamonds | Watches Jewelry in's most re- establishments % of Di monds v on t Bu Two perfectly 2 8 T = B a cumbersome body, members took slim that the Council was Transacti under the made s me in ratifying Budget Plan held STRICT g Box 31-S New Britain Herald ng discarded. FRIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIAIETTIIILIINIIIINIINLN 3 ctually lost. Now the proposal | our own bottoms to ev | the worl y | o = | vious to 15 | PROFESSIONAL TENNIS | there, . o are IAWING WELL | number of the council members, | back of Cooke's. They swear the |of power over city affairs if T want a copy of the bullotin, TIOME CONVENT . surgical operation to make a with five cents i lo ancelled, U. S. postage pe or coln Scotchman see a joke ? | san A. Sydney Smith, in “Lady Hol-| land's Memoir” says: "It requires a surgical operation to get a joke| woll into a Scotch nnderstanding.” fignres | whom we concentrate our trustare s stars |not politicians, pure and simple, | Ix.\\fl; ion and fulfill their ok I am a reader of the HERALD. It became the leading philo-| someone has heen | President The high school and Plainville Consolidated play very poor neither side scoring. Toward the' AT Tosidn end New Dritain worked t within efx inches of Plainville claimed t ourth down had been made. The referee gave| .. . AT o - Plainville two minutes to play and | THE FUN SHOP JOK Tuns then awarded the game to New Fooeh THERE THEY ALL GO DOWN D WISHES HE WERE Bl6 ENOUGH HULLO HERE'S THE BI6 VELLOW Britain. ol e e e e i, DINNER LEAVING HIM ALL T0 GO 0 FOOD. WHEN HE'S WATCH UNCLE GEGRGE WAS A. L. Thompson has been elected |y 0™ pogvo me a pint every morn- ALONE HUNGRY HE HAS TO WAIT FOR AMUSING HIM WITH. HE MUST | prosident of the military indoor | (180" J4ENE T o o ekl baseball league. Cos. E, D. and I)"yan: wCertainly, Madam. ™ COME TO I 0 Would you like B milk? Mrs. Newlywed: “Don’t talk fool. {shness to me, voung man. 1 know bees don't give milk."” —Mrs. 8. W. T. * - As Written In the Manner of pop- {nlar FUN SHOP Contributors. “Sitting Bull” aro entered, along with the Horse | Guards. Later the Foot Guards and i1 Corbin | Co. (. may he admitted. About 40 automobile owners met in Hartford last night and formed the Hartford Automobile club. They planning sevoral runs for the near future. H. & Hart of New Britdin i membership committee. con false @ hree Aeaon [nses Tty Ahn Caught Onto His Joke ok 5t Rit ¢ T Mrs. Newlywed: T wish you would Lol e . morning at Russcll & Erwins. |,,ve me o pint of milk evers morn- SORT OF FUN TO HAVE IT AL WISHES HE COULD OPEN IT |ing." sing to find out who the eulpritis. | oy, wwould you like B BY HIMSELF. UNCLE GEORGE THE WAY. UNCLE GEORGE MIS CRIB WILL DO [T. HE'S TOUND ST el iy 15 50 FUSSY HE WONT HARD- DOES THAT HAMMERING ACCOMPLISHES A wou sy last ove.| Mrs Newlywed : “Oh, no; cow's 1Y LET HIM TOUCH IT 1075 OF THINGS milk." q unquestion- sk some- | 4 i L by the application of the re- d number. Al of the appli- s arc accountants or bookkcep- ~—S8unny. i oG | A Whey He Had | Mrs. Newlvwed cnters the milk station “I'd like to have some milk." ANOTHER CHINESE REVOLT | London, Oct. 22 (M — A Reuter | .y ¥iiS FEve SO0 ch from Shau ai says Gen- B milk.” 11 8un; Chuan-Kang's ' represar “This is a dairy, not a hive.” : tive there has received a tele- S ATALHAE B e g gram form Hankow stating that e i |Tisia Chao, eivil governor of Cheki- e Citin Joke s | e i 1n ke : NO LUEK, AND 105 FUNNY WELL HE WS REALLY TIRED. WHY, HERE'S UNCLE GEORGE 0 e -ani o o o | A T THAT TCKING SOUND HAS OF PLAYING WITH [T ANYWAY, BACK FOR HIS WATCH. NOW Dairyman: “What kind " STOPPED ENTIRELY OUY IT 60ES ONTO TLOOR WHAT'S HE SO WORKED UP They look just like! The despateh adds that if the| Mrs, Newlywed: “B milk.” ; ABOUT P zgendorfer Blatter, | rt is true it means the col- Dajryman (showing some butter): to “get back on their feet.” This |Suzanne, ¢ Chekiang rebeillon, |"Here you are, lady.” T tral Po