New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 16, 1926, Page 6

6 HERALD PUBLISTIING COMPANY toued Dally (Bunday Fxcepted) At Hers v 87 Chuich Strest SUBSCRIPTION RATES Eotered at ¢ ce at New Hrit Mall Matter, TELEPHONR CALL Rusiness Office ..,. Edttorta) Rooms The only profitable advertlaing me 1 the City. Cirenlation books oress room aimaye open to adver Member of the Awsocialed Press. The Associated Press s exclus! titied to the use for respubiication all pews eredited to 't or not ofb eredited In thie paper und alto Bews pubdlished bere Member Andit Bureau of Circolation. The A. B. C, » & 1gnn wihich furpishes gows trers with a strictly elreulation. are b protect, diatribution 1o York at_ Hotaling s Bquare; Bchuitz's New Grand Central, 42ud € OUR MILDER It may cant ¢ there {s o WINTERS be a fore the ink he anythin 1 tngnesa to take a spect pred and if a hefore that th It spoke the okeR a that when parts w it omary tc deep snow the inter was possit r hob ences sight due the 151 f the winter Of course, read of and expericncin different, ‘climate of N meliorat Years; ofl diffieulty ment ab tion s t! they are today and there fa really nothing but The pre some to bank upon winter, it { to rel rigorous teast in the w in this f the sam wn to Vir- » §nid Con- Which The sto 4 ur iy noti worry about. and profe sional v bruit about lact terfalize But 1 ary are still to b ther forecasters, ave fail in performance 1t of MORF 1 th company sal LIGHT NLEDED Com public & ser pany's exches the N ment installis light in N raliroad ment ¢ CRITICISING COLLIS price. plis manner N longer a leace but a bank and ft| that lurks fn the It was Kellogs 0EO | that her v ine | amphiet Prin 4 some time aho lepart inds that various an nut ithout a col- nwhile) ki past we have | iporg of | and atching th memories of ght in New Britaln and the realty houses transfers we o eonclusion that I ion that | and serecn and the st of and stores and | yoen attracting at leagt more than Hme ot heen blessed aspersions agai Pcrhaps Rupert Y tirely sinee eduecations, tried out in 1 it | taken the pains he ho 100ks upon a | pae aft is makine | | not no person who hus | o¢ ciaiming he ofits of a | college | { his efforts are bring Ny ination of through 1Te foinger education orig hut an nded to mean mor eusing road to W It furnishes the wealth card mi 1 that 18| whiskey, and 11 more in ong these items ry weal | ¢ fair | cd by combin ments™ than merely at an educated end fo employed in | M of was lon, the inter Ao ! gentieman s ought ar- s oug ¢ ear- hechool, iistilleries; and a should not he - Tominate 1150 Whetl ig not th or was a “champion’ BUS LINES may be hard to pr NEW HAVEN for ‘he fact t he did Masonic or years citizens was an | liam Doyl | Tower | Counsel for T. | will compel a Meriden | oy g | legislature. as | Brady's ilinc | tar. Wh honer Power carr v 10 get s contest MERGLERITIS blew out th K k a hol NE pairs h & Co. of SHOULD WASHINGTON'S le more lecturers to great think thaggs Rupe att Ives by throwing ti of shin playe a champion Wou for oon has to crack MORALITY an men; writer, ention 1 to said origi hone Tittle upon himself patriotic ho do not see the sense e roa han a editorin hut t H wou who to » mud at n 14 precating the tendency of some ai traduce t lit ughes, 14 en- have bricks en ee i e was misquot Am! of claim- citize gton W distiller jegi £ a presen od for cu ove. cour he at Alexandria, ‘ 1ld and horsepow such m H ton f sold fo to &3 HAVE the At itry interesting say hearing on his s¢ nted of his country n s a of curse were his persona accompli imate was master | indicate that | they O, 1 it in it so a serious rough the brick opt the \rtfor ur or power d Hu Felt H Davi- it tak Ido it a clos es a clo Five live T 3 0b zservahon TWO 01 Al 1 cakes my 1o the LARGE ffield 7 — THE OBSERVER— Makes Random Observations ¢ On the City and Its People 8 IRImER s ths b i tet it the confidenee of councll committee Lean investigating cmploying additional in Luilding department, er cannot say with any | crtuinty what the re- will be, It was ane 's Herald that ad completed its re- rumor saith, will be | iing any more | tions in the depart- ing in Observer that this view to take il make a extreme of ule ”N'umr As the car approached | | recommendations fave | ising the staff of in. Britain has passcd mprecedented building hich millions have in new construction. riod it was humanly im. huilding department all workgbeing done the elty, Abuges were complaints s were being A8 probably some of truth in these reports. who had had no actual ex- o financing and erecting into rough ignora cquently e would be unfair on the building inspegtors could not devote as to overseeing jobs as was uhordinate branches department the same As @ result of tment asked for more the mayor appoint- to investigate, cate that the building 1o chh. It s whether the of ns great vould be an exoen fore to create per- the building de- prospects are that would not Thave to keep thme busy. hould be &0 inepcetions ean be handled and (horoughly. Tt ghould Jle for the mayor to appoint = to serve so long cxists and to drop en the emergency in nes or de- aded the oy existed den and mitte @ cor foubtful rths in ade {pened, had not the pedestrian come the building ! to place | {the surprising announcement |ors he treme- | | consummated, | | its origin | 1s ing city to| the desive not old. you at- yonr yonth by in- speedicst of all You o the team mates and of the uniform hilk or M no corpse. you, and it, receiving index finger, red member in trieve th t. missing it time Try and try. That's hetter. the hoop more them, over. to to prove ed car to mal €0 The you Span- vexa- 1, you re even the Finally Fon he- often., find The game be opponcnt catches the g you, and scores. n. He doesn't dod ball and fiing |orosses his threshold t Taylor, | the Ntm | vou'll do bet- | |s0 that the buyer can use them in s=08 1o the other forward | counter. Maddened, him with gréat deter- next time. The whistle u've fouled, and he noint. the b ok but yout an your shots, in danger from your and beging to razz shoot. Youll get do, and feel big. Tt ity shot—into the wrong ptain fixes 11 and vou o you. own aré upon the up floor. race the the ball.” “Unnecessary green and qures spurting around mdcr you, over you. The bas- Lepin 1o gyrate in sweeping Determination is ebbing. tten you weren't in jed! You call time out, u hadn't, two minutes herat. Sha ¢ Ning!” You wnning with line." Darting hen wish v tain spends the ng you in On witl cro girl in ORDER ow he Aespera the Your sec bewilder- ind llery, come, but You t sphere nto the wind D increases seramhle the oft your head Yon Kknew come in med by vour feat, yre ab the girl, this supcriority. Horrorst rm around her boy ck for you. Y to the me. % I over a man, foolishly from into your her \aust of the whistle, Wy, accu thrill He's out As v6u from You slink lisapvear, you Your ne N rell, you of > also aches, passes you ¢ troop down to Who won? Th from your captain, The The ase, inning o freshmen abov local ted & well ailroad ter 11 ablished most drivers but accide re Ly a miracle or the of having a pedestrian 1 ick of tim were recently homes at a late took them sout street, There Is & at some unprot 5 of erions nts toist eir nd ¢ 'on Washington a murder- | \door of a purchasing agent for the | |stop. at the same time ‘\\Ilh salesmen, When industry was going mad a few years ago raw ma. torial was scarce, 'urchasing agents {Were wearing callouscs on thelr caps’ trying fo buy and get deliv. eries, Those high and mighty fellows who had been treating salesmen with cold disdain learned suddenly that well as in every other line of human endeay But the son too late factories suffered. Somchow we cannot escape the thought that the purchasing agent who declared war on salesmen with his “no handshaking” edict 18 a mountain of a man who may give orders around the plant but who quakes when his wisp of a wife says: “JOHNI" train which leaves Hurtford |midnight and arrives near here shortly the tracks there was no warning of any | Kind to let the driver know that tho train to Bristol had already pulled out of the local statfon. No whistle was blown by the engineer, The rumbling of the engine could not b heard aboye the motor and the party | {proceeded’ on to the crossing. Sud- | |denly an unknown man stepped out from the sidewalk and shouted to pointing to the oncoming traln, The road is slipper, at this point and the driver had dif- ficulty in bringing the car to a halt, A taxi driver bringing up in the 1. just misscd striking the first car and ®o quickly did he stop that he stalled his engine, A remark even though dropped In the most casual fashion may be the |harbinger of important things to come, Councilman C. Adrian |comment at a nlary meeting Wednesday night when he sald Joseph G. Woeds would net be Carlson's (Carlson) had his way, was taken by muny in just such a mannc Needloss to say the members of About this time of year for several the party were frightened. The ars past, aconcerted drive to oust thought of what might have hap. ‘Wood#%from the prosecutor's office egins, Momentum appears to be gained but it scems the political powers recognize the possibjlity of a Loomerang in dropplng thiffefficial, long connected with the courts, and Weods wing out by a fairly wide margin. ‘Whether and it is | campaign, ment was merely the first gun—will he more successful than those which have preceded it remain to be seen But there is not long to wait. The republican common council members | will caucus during the carly part of | April to select nominees fo: corpora- |tion counsel, prosecutor, assistant prosecutor and mayor pro tem. No- {mination by the majority side of the |council is tantamonnt to election. Woods has fricnds. That was evi- ldenced by the statements made by Councilmen Fred G. Hausmann and {Rodman Chamberlain who favered raising Woods' pay. Both Hausmann {and Chamberlain stand high in the | regard of their fellow council mem- | bers and might be expected to at- | tract the voto of others. Carlson fs | representative of another . powerfui |wing of the republican party, His along, would send a shudde the bravest. If crossings protected at the lute hours of the ght. surely it would not be asking too much to have the cngineer give 1 warning whistle as he approaches them; a couple of blasts would be | sufficient. Otherwise it will become necessary for motorists to carry copies of rallroad timetables and stop to consult them every time they come 10 & crossing. through are not to this yea believed ecampaign— there will In the news jtems of the weck was from the office of a purchasing agent in a large manufacturing company that he would no longer shake hands with salesmen calling upon hini. In order 1o impress his new policy upon visit- has had a large eign placed in a conspicuous position. It reads: “No handshaking." It is the belief of this purchasing agent that handshaking is a waste of time, He calls it “all bosh" or words that effect. He also declares that e and salesmen engage in a battle of wits, cach trying to get the better | of the bargain in whataver saies ar The purchasing agent is 'and will wake up soon to a wrong realiza- [comment in the pasc—and the tion that handshaking pl a big |[tack on Woods is typical of the part in life. It is a custom which [Enl: republican forces, having has been practiced for so long that |been instituted and engineered in the is lost in the dim past. |Past by persons unmistakably identi- With few exceptions, it is a token of [tied with the . ‘regulars.” willin to be friendly, 2 man| Prosecutor Woods will again be a to man clasp that passes as a pledge |candidate. This was indicated from lof fair dealing. No doubt a great |his interest in a salary Inc deal of time is passed in handshak- [no increase now voted can go into ing, but is it time wasted? Folks |effect until the next ferm of office, come to the house to visit and are land while it is possible that an’ of- received with a handshake, indicat- (ficial might he interested in creating ing welcome. I'riends meet on the [a more luerative berth for his sue- street and shake hands because they |eessor, it doesn’t happen in the re- arc glad to see each other. Many |gular run of things. lasting business friendships are in- | yrom now until April there will troduced with a handshake. Tt 18 a 'no much said and done anent 1 slorious custom; long may it SUr |sifice of proseccutor. Woods and vive. Mll-nn]: ’\(4' expected to stay in the In another particular the purchas- | 1son and his adher ling agent i wrong. He expresses the efully withdraw conviction that every salesman who | Althongh it is just is a sharper. things" that oceu: on getting the bhetter of the Britain politics the iin. The truth fs that the sales- Al and its effects 1 is a bearer of zood will besides sting to wateh, He is a ser- He has s heen priced at- re- their ohjectior one of “those annually in 2 modus op should be infer bent AT m products of his factor: vice man ious to hel 200ds to scll, goods which I honestly made and which are his business and still make a profit on his own product. Salesmen do | not sit up nights hatching plots to wit buyers. The experienced sales- | man knows that the products he s selling must be of use to someone | or he will soon be out of a job. Unfortunatcly for business, there are too many purchasing agents who have beco s0 conceited that th dopt an attitude resented by sal men. They are carrled away with the iden of thelr own Importance || und drive to distraction salesmen | who are honestly trying to make a |There Arc Some Advantages In An living. We have never tapped on the | Tey Morniag! Sidewalks to clean! W At all the wintry rites, folks, | But eheer up, we've no flies to swat, And no mosquito bites, Folks! Sel (l all communications 1o Pun Shop Editor, care of the New || Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York fume a lot purpose of making a salc so this | cannot be in.:rprcted as a re ntful statement based on hurt feelings. But |we have seen the type of purchasing = for the cap-| you-- | handy | You | the | agent whom it would dearly please us to hit square between the eyes. There are times when the purcha Ing agent is pleased to make frien Why Papa! Muriel: “But, papa, 1 |why you object to Irank. h & noble heart.” don He has —— SAYS SHE OUGHT N'T- MISS THIS CONCERT NUMBER - 1T GREAT- HE'LL PLUG IN THE OTHER EAR PHONES TOR i FIND THE OTHER T ARE ENTANGLED \" TRBLE SETS THEM STRAIGHTENED OUT TAKES HIS SET OFF SO THEY WONT GET MIXED UP AGAIN, CATCHING HIS PIPE IN THE CORDS JUMPS UP TO,BRUSH BURN- ING COALS QFF VEST, EAR - PHONES SHDING IN TANGLED triondship counts in their fleld as | learned thelr les- | and conscquently their | committee | the city's prosecuting attorney if he | be a | and that Carlson's state- | |“regularity” has been the subject of | se since | | Her rather: “He'll have u tobaceo | heart it ho keeps on smoking up my |cigars.” ‘ FOXY ROXY By Minna Irving | When Roxy promenades her gown Of rich brocaded stuft Is bordered with a band of fox | To match her modish muff, Her Jaunty hat is also trimmed With Reynard's glosey coat, And strips of silver fox adorn | Her jasket at the throat. Sho falrly bristles with a wealth Of vulpin heads and paw And rows of fluffy dangling tails, And tiny polished claws; And though a youthful debutante ‘With big blue eyes is Roxy, Yet even her admirers must | Admit that she {s foxy! | Expensive Mrs. Broker: “Have you got the tickets for tonight's show ' Brokor: “Not yet. I have to get a ticket for my watch first.” C. Lighran, | This stone is placed in memory of Genevieve and Jdelk Who had a petting party on the rail- | road tra Page Gertrude Jr.! A Sunday school teacher was tuk- (ing her class of small children on lan outing and they passed through one of the wild and little gettled sections where some goats were graz. ing on the luxuriant growth of old |cans and papers. ! Upon seeing what to them were strang® animals, one of the litle | girls cried out: “Oh, Teacher! Look [at the dog with a benrd |, e 827000000 Heartache “Will you?" I began to the lady beside e at the table an. she o ously ejaculated *Yes!" and later swore to it in court, as did the bor- de\rs. and I had to acknowledge ft; jbut the judge wouldn't let me ex- | plain, saying it was a violation ‘of Habeas Corpus Christi of Section ‘T!‘n of the Morse Code or something, and awarded the lady $25,000.00 to |easo her nching heart; and 1 only vish T might have told His Honor and all those lawyers that I had merely wanted her to pass the pota- | toes. | —J. Sutton Steffan, Miller, Had Felt It, Too! Anita: “Don't you feel a restiess 'Re sometimes? A compelling some- thing that sets your nerves tingling to the very fibre of your being?” tor: “Yes; I just put on my heavy \mrlv\r»«e’\r last week,"” —Mrs. Harvey Baumgartner, WALLY THE MYSTIC He'll Answer Your Questions [ The teacher, and the student, 101t secretly will ery “hoo hoo;” But when to Wally they apply His mystic comfort dries their ey v e 100, Precarious Situation Dear Wally: I'm a High School Teacher handsome, both in form and feature; Girls buzz around me, after classes, How can I stop that? OXFORD GLASSES Oxford Glasses: Here's my tip: When school is over, heat it! Skin! Or séon they'll be right in your lap Tor h school girls work fast, ol chap! I'm Dear OO For High Art's Sakes Dear Wally T'm a baby vamp. T love it whem the weather's damp For then T have to hold skirfs hig! Should T stop that? | Yours, ROUK A BYE Deur Rock A Bye: Off hand T would promptly, firmly should: But for the sake Be merciful, Say that vou of higher art, and have a heart! Wot a Life! Bark “Do you |money? Magee: ever save an Xo. The only thing ! banic i the furnace fire.” farfon Panecrazzi, Very Anxious! “Hurry up and do t!" Guest: “Da what?" Robby: “Eat your head off; said you would. l —Mrs. Willlam Nackenson. Bobby: dad GLOYAS | WILLIAMS | DISENTANGLES THEM BUT IN THE OROCESS GETS THEM ENMESHED WITH WIRES OF HIS CWN SET. PLUSS THEM IN AT LAST. TINDS CONCERT NUMBER HAS 6IVEN NAY TO TALK ON (ABBAGE (UL~ TURE IN HOLLAND, AND LISTENS TO IT OUT OF SPITE