New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 24, 1925, Page 6

e Y SN AR RSNSOI 1 AN -5 B 14NN 5 P New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING @*=®.\NY (Bunday Excoptedy T Clurch St UBSCRIPTION RATES a Year $2.00 Thres Months, o & Month Bntered ot t . 8 P Oftica at New ¥ s Mail Ma TELEPHON Rusinos Member of the Associuted Press o The A tt Aodit Bureau of ( 2 al organ n wspapers and adver t ann fon statistics | This insures | ws Stand, Entrance UNITED COMMUNITY CORP, ASKS FOR FUNDS | The time of year has again rolled ! around when the people of the city are belng asked to give t different charitable a the te 1 seml-chari- table organizations that tend to the | of our The slck—by the Wel fare association Visiting Nurses; the needs of various e commun nts and the the inpoverished—by #ame, as well as the Salvation Army; work among boys and girls in order | that their moral and physical na- | tures may be strengthened—by the Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, Junior Achievement, Boys' Club and Fresh | Afr camp. The functions of the Day | Nursery and the Tuberculosis Reliet | soclety are well understood. These various organizations, which depend upon the funds collected through one central clearing house, | take care of practically all t! nign and protective work nec 0 a city the size of New Britain. Figuring the population of the city | annually | t 70,000, in round numbers (a re- cent unofficial survey by the Ce Bureau placed us there), the - rectors of the corporation are ask- ing for Ie ! ss than $1.00 aplece from | every man, woman and child in the | city, too much, perhaps, to ask from | a few who cannot afford it but a | smail amount to ask from those who | can. Some there will have to be who make up for those who cannot give ar. There will be larger even the contributions undoubtedly from the who a’ford and who take the city's p purses of those can more lems to heart. Nome of these give carc to evade what they consic their duty and probably their pleas ure, they may be counted upon to heip. | But it on the public spirit crally if th t this year i3 filled | l:y a larger number of contributions It will be a fine commentary f the city ge an ever before. wlill indicate the man of small me ing to contribute his mite toward the | awelling of & mighty whoie in order that the coming generation may be | benefited bodily and physica the slck be given the attention they de- !, serve and often cannot pay for, and the impoverished aided in obtaining some of the necessitics of life. ADS ALSO RELATE THAT SPRING 1S HERE It doesn’t n endar or a § this spring 18 here. A 18 to look at the ads. The buying ss paramo newspaper to 1 one needs to d time are of and merchant who mess to the prosy ot springtime women are apy man is discreetly will requir Merchants hec what city, and a e fact every deta ady might of No ma lous m necds stores have t and the mer: in abili every In dor. garb what must appeals love, or vic ing cont raiment § to effects tinue year, ary help passing The pressive supp years, advertisements story keeping minds balmy air a shine, whic to b calution, | onal and | |the government ns is will- | CIVIL SERVICE AND POLITICS had a onnecticut discarded | has the unenviable |™eputation of being the only one in Union which, once having had @ law, first drew its teeth and threw it upon the funk pile, People who preter a clvil service to political patronage are mak- effort get a civil {service law upon the statute books le effort 18 hopeless, So long as iticlans have such extraowdinary in the state there w¥% be a civil service LAw ‘ A | Arter naving once civil I'he state anothar to influence chance for passed law A amented in 1913 civil service law was enacted luring the administration of Bald- [ w When the Republicans were restored to power In 1915 they he- Simeon E, nge over the law, turning t into & travesty But condition 1 its original ef- law in this ame ney. even tr paralyzed ous, and in 1021 it was p ntirely ro- ed. Spolls politics has prevailed state since that time. This T ®self i continue until the state of its political *‘machine. ANOTHER CITY LOADED WITH GRAFT was thought fore it that been t delinquent in the enforcement connivance with the Inefliciency . resulting in the “loaning” Major-General Butler of the marines to that city to clean it up adelphia police had law, 1 element, and ot and incidentally inject honesty into he police department. But it appears that Philadelphia now has a companion city in mis- ery — Cincinnatl. When police of- ficers and prohibition agents can exact more than a milllon dollars in graft, as was charged by investi- gators in that city, it is high time that there is another civic clean-up on the map, % The government investigation in Cincinnati began three years ago, dispatches indicate. It would ap- pear from this that the wheels of grind siowly, but, like the mills of the gods, they grind extraordinarily fine. One is forced to wonder if there are other large clties as bad as Philadelphia or Cincinnati. Most bets will be in the affirmative. SUMMER OONGESTION AND THE ROADS Al signs point to congestion upon the roads in the state this summer | such as has never before been ex- perienced. year sees an in- crease in Every the number of automo- highways, and upon receives the biles using the | week-ends the state “benefit” of thousands of visiting autoists from New York and Massa- These transients, coming from populated districts yielding ists than the entire state help to wear out the state gets gasoline to comparatively compared with the probable do to the roads. chusetts. more aut of Connec roads, trom them is cut, the and all the tax, which little amounts damage they [autolsts cannot be prevented with- out getting on distinctly bad terms And so it will All 1s to metropolitan with our neighbors. ites lying to continue. cenf with the same problem— they furnish the roads and the ma- nes from the big cities help to Meanwhi roads are ¢ Legislature ap- reac 1 proposition 18 This is one s be- HARD TASK SENATL ( s G DAWES REFORMING Presid 1 change oner- | But the depredations of transient | | though, to spill some strong and startling language, will keep him in | the public will lot the | learned senators realize that thelr presiding officer fs a live wire. Whether the wire s 1ive enough to electrify their emotions and stir them into activity to right the great wrong so trenchantly desoribed, s a different matter entirely, eye, and ARYAN TAKES UP A NEW JOB Wiiliam Jennings Bryan has given | Up the business of enunciating for- lensics about the doctrine of evolu- | tlon; it appears that thers {s more I‘lnol\r)' In real estate, so the com- moner has entered the employ of Gables M | company to deliver about the | | | the Coral ami Riviera dally lectures | never-failing sunshine of | Florida In general and the advan- | tages of Miam! in particular. Rhe- torle poised upon such & substan- ;Hul basis brings in a salary that is | sald to nearly equal that of the | President of the United States, his career with | “don’t crucify mankind on a cross | ot gold.” 16 to 1 taste alatable to millions, but not enough of them to put it Bryan started He made | over. He talked | granger politics for a decade. He | knocked Champ Clark galley west | at the Baltimore convention, there- [by started the ball roliing that |nominated Woodrow Wilson. He got | | “close to the peopla” by lecturing | at chautauquas, and boosted prohi- | | bitlon. After being a joke as & secre- | tary of state he looked around for something mors to talk about and | hit upon evolution. Now he is the best-pald real estate salesman in | the country, preparing the minds of the people to purchase Nome of mother earth fown near the Ever- glades The Democratic party, or what remains of it, ought to hope that | the great commoner wlill be kept |busy in the real estate business when the next national convention rolls around. It would be a pity to cause the gentleman to lose some | of the velvet of Floridian presper- |1ty by wasting valuable time in meddling with politics any more, | He should be kept in the real es- | tate ‘business, where he can't harm | the Democratic party and can do | much for his own good. And it is |to be hoped that he himself has | been investing heavily in the ex- pensive acres under the dome of Florida's sky. FactsandFancies | BY RUBERT QUILLEN | of in- | alumi- | a monopol There's hasn't in America. Gold [ finence | | num. . | | = i utterly absurd to attempt | How | stealing the Isle of Pines without a ighod slogan, Satan is more decent than hu- mans. He doesn't consign to hell those people he doesn't like, TR | Futility: A bride trving to make herself she doesn't care if | | he is b :' at the | c el Doubtless very beginning monkey of him. | hquakes will ' No earth- | Scientists say New Yo is pred car quake 1 i | | re are bup 8,632 people who | it all and | m are locked | | ey in the for- A touch o | Wil be presented at janimal wedged the wagon to which | ance central over Lou | Engl » to strut and impress other hicks who are strutting to impress you, Correct this sentence: “Riches won't save him now,” sald the man in the street; 'he has broken n federal law.” . (Protected by Assoclated Editors, Ino.) 25 Years Ago Today From Paper of That Date The New Britaln High pchool basketball team defeated Hartford High here yesterday afternoon, 14 to 3. The first half was played by the old and the second half by the new rules, For New Britain, Molumphy scored four times, Wilson once, Gllchrist once, Hitcheock once, Pinches and Price went acoreleas. The team will play in Rockville to- day. Tickets for Charles Frohman's new comedy, "His Excellency, the Governor,” Wil go on sale at Par- sons' store this evening. The play the Russwin Lyceum Wednesday evening by a cast including Ethel Barrymore and Junius Booth. A. P. Marsh's horse ran away on Rentschler strect this morning. After cutting up a few didoes the he was attached into such a position on Andrews street that it required pulley and tackle to get it out. President Tyler of the Y. M. C. A. debating club has resigned. His succeasor will be elected Tuesday evening. The Maple Hill Golf club is plan- ning to hire an instructor, and the idea is meeting with great favor, Already, 70 lesfons have been ar- ranged for. The fire board, at a speclal meet- ing last evening, accepted a bid from the H. R. Walker Co. for haui- ing the apparatus during the com- ing year. The sum named was $700. The board will soon name a Successor to William J. Rawlings as foreman of the hook and ladder company. B. C. Porter Sons advertise Eng- lish gear, light running, ball bearing, artistic baby carriages, and boys' and girls' go-carts. SOUTHINGTON NEWS Joseph Mondello of Center street was given a 15 days sentence in jail and fined $10 and costs totalling $21.25 by Judge H. D. Fitzpatrick in the town court here vesterday. Mondello was charged with breach of the peace. The Milldale Community assocla- tion will give an entertainment on Wednesday evening, April 1, for the benefit of the community home fund. “The Captain's Predicament,” a play, will be presented by a cast consist- ing of Frederick Peck, Vincent Nolan, Miss Nelife Millis, Mrs, Clay- ton Millis, Raymond Ransom, Mrs, Ra nd Ransom, Mrs, Frederick Peck and Mrs, Charles Limmer, The Ladies’ Aid society of the First Baptist church will hold a birthday party Wednesday for those members whose birthdays have occurred within the past three mont The American Legion Ladies' aus- ilfary will meet in the Legion rooms this evening. Harmony Chapter, 0. E meet this evening, 8., will “Campalgning for the Children" will be the subject of Miss Luecy Wheelock of Boston in her lecture at the Lewis high school this eve- ning. Mies Wheelock is principal of the Wheelock school and an author- ity on her subject, Parents, teach- ers and others interested in educa- tional work are invited Hose Co. No. 1 held a smoker at its headquarters last night —_— | Rev, Dr. L assistant stor of t Immaculate Congce preach at thes Lent evening at ster Toug morrow church, Dr. ¥ York clty has hee ’ speaker at ofnt ba on April 14 by th Business Mer e Southington c the et to Southing- | association and The stockhe munity assoclati monthly mect on W regular Ay evening Forcstors ¢ Forcstvilie Observations On The Weather York wsday portion; | winds. entral mor rior. ather in the Lake region western portion of | Another disturb- | na is cavs- | ing cloudy and rainy weather in the | Mississippi valley and on the ast. Pleas her con- \ues from Tilinois eastward to New and. The temperature is ahout norma ason of the year in | man's only hope lles fn the small | ous. ! haddie | ticed that when our tiny craft was in | etted against the s { more than o the other features | save My Fun Shop! By M. W. Bannlok It I'm feoling rather gloomy, Out of sorts and kinda blu I've a schemo that makes happy; Let me tell you' what I do: I pick up the fam'ly album Filled with anclent photographs; Fvery page within that volume Is good for a dozen laughs, Just one look at dear old drnndpl, Uncle Joe or Cousin Min Drives the dismal frowns to cover, Puts upon my face a grin; But the loud and hearty laughter Comes whene'er I take & squint At my baby legs In stockings Like a stick of peppermint. It we ever have some callers That are hard to entertain, We break down the wall of shyness ‘With the plctures of Aunt Jan 8o, of course, this prized possession T shall guard for all I'm worth, Our old-fashloned, plush-hound bum— It's the best joke book on earth! ‘Where Ignorance Is Bliss— Mrs. Stuyvesant: “You can't read or write! What do you do with your time 2" Rastus: “Well, ma'am, Ah ain't edicated to worry 'bout dat.” —Gertrude, X Extra Papurs! A fire had started. The alarm had sounded. The fire was gaining. Ex- citement prevalled, The newspaper was printing an extra! Presently we heard a newsboy hurriedly yelling: Extree! Extree! Papur! Extree! Just out! Extree! Extree! Big West Side fire! Just out! —A' J. Minz. Hard to Please Elsie: “Why don't you Philip?" Jane: “Why, I don’t know him.” Elsie: “Well, why don't you marry Hugh?" Jane: “I do know him.” ~—George Jeffords, marry Are They All Like That? Alian, aged three, was being un- dressed by sister, a fow years older, “Mamma, just look at his stom- ach,” said sister. “Yes, 'tis rather large,” sald mother, absent-mindedly. “Oh Gee! Mamma!” sald sister, “won’t he make a dandy police- man.” —Mrs. Edith Kraft. Finnan Haddie Fishing oft the Mebrides By Dr. Walter E. Traprock Pcople wonder why the finnan- had sometimes wrongly called | the “haddock,” 1s so scldom geen | on our menus. The answer lies in the great'dangor in getting these wily denizens of the deep. Their favorite waters are treacherous channels among the Hebrides, on, the north coast of | Scotland. In this reglon of per- petual storm, steam-trawlers are doomed to destruction. The fisher- the craft known as “‘cockles,” which are 80 light they are frequently tossed from the crest of one wave to an- other, In faet, I have often caught splendid fish while my boat was in mid-air, This, however, is danger- During my last trip to the flunan- grounds 1 planned a new method of catching them. I had no- the vortex between two waves that T could dlstinetly see the fin- nan-haddies gporting in the crests | above me, their great bodies silhou- ¥ back of them. The next time 1 went out T took an express rifle. I began potting the finnan-haddie as they rose above me. It was hard shooting from a most dangerous footing, but T drilled 0 of the beggars, and we brought in a record catch, - T missed only one, the bullet puncturing another hoat which was on the other side of the wav This was regrettable but, as r Toatman said, *“vera excuseable un- der the circumsteences.’ Circumstantial Evidence “Has your wife bought her Eastcr wrently not. At any rate I'm Aymar Knight. The Lditor's Gossip Shop T 1! offer S ting Goods on a week ce to give an opport to make themselves comfortable the Tun Shop. And then we'll fncre of Sporting Goods SN But, give a cha all | ty | stock tells us he's Nobody has with a tter? Mystic of you all stick” him What's the situation you h W ? try and make him can THE SPORTING GOODS COUNTER . A Fair Enthusiast So Dorothy i3 a dead is. When All game the use her best Preparedness I'm fond of golf; I like I like to try to reach a goal; I like baseball to0; Most any. sport, * and you, swimming: that I've never to bowl; and tennis 4 yet, al ter, to frank done | It didn’t seem to me much Tun, l 1g in, @ tank. [ 2:30 p. m, Traceskl for plainti, No- | March 30 at 2:30 p. m. D. Gaffney | 8axe for plaintiff, Klett for defend- | Kiett T overheard a friend of mine, (A beauty, too, with form devine), Bay this year ghe would learn to swim; And s0, unless I break a Ilmb, 'l bet Tl be the first to reach her— ¥or X propose to he her teacher! ~Henry Ballou, L Sottled Forever To find the oldest game on earth Has caused more talk than {t s worth, ‘When all you have to do is go And read the Bible, then you'll know “That tennis fs the oldest sport, For Moses served in Pharaoh's court, On the Move Paul: “Let's join & gymnasium.' Phil: “Nothing doing. I get enough exercise shaving with a safety razor, dodging autos, and hanging on a strap.” ~Herman Sell, .. ussoll Richards. .. &Thanks to the ocean ‘waves, swimming will always be the clean- est of the sports. (Copyright, 1926, Reproduction Forbldden) CITY COURT ASSIGNMENTS The longest list of cases within the memory of Clerk Emil Dan- berg was assigned by. Judge Willlam C. Hungerford in city court yester- day afternoon. Twenty-one cases ‘were set down. The Hst follows: Eva Cernauskas et al vs. Adolf Czaponis, March 24 at 10 a. m, B. F. Gaffney for plaintiff, Mangan for defendant. Miner, Read and Tul- lock vs. Charles P. Leonard et al, March 25 at 10 a. m. Nair and Nair for plainti®, Klett for defendant. Salvatore Gozzo et al vs. Joseph M. Zuk, March 25 at 10 a. m. Wasko- witz for plaintiff, Klett for defend- ant. Minnie Hagearty vs. City of New Britain, March 25 at 2 p. m. Mangan for plaintiff, Kirkham and Klett for defendant. Maxwell 8. Hart vs. Ellen G. Coleman, March 26 at 10 a. m. D, Gaffney for plain- tiff, Keough and Candee for defend- ant. Jury. Axel Carison vs, Bristol and Plainville Electric company, T, F. McDonough for plaintiff, Plerce and Pierce for defendant. Jury. Morris Parsons vs. Joseph Wilczen- ski, March 30 at 10 a. m. Klett for plaintiff, Nowickl and Hungerford and Saxe for defendant. Vincenzo Pavano vs. Salvatore Genovese et al, March 30 at 10 a. m. Xlett for plaintiff, Hungerford and Saxe for defendant. Touis Croll va John Kunz, March 30 at 2:30 p. m. Man- gan and D. Gaffney for plaintiff, Kirkham, Cooper, Hungerford and Camp for defendant. David Dorf- man vs. John Maleski, March 30 at wicki for defendant. Santo Btella va, Angelo Berti et al, March 30 at 2:30 p. m. Hungerford and Saxe for plaintift, LeWitt for defendant. Na-| than Alpert vs. Harry M. Gordon, tor plaintit, Milkowltz for defend- ant. Anthony Swital vs. Ernest Ny- quist, March 30 at 2:30 p. m. D.| Gaffney for plaintiff, Richard Dem ing for defendant. Lucy D. Budde vs. Axel Dahlgren, March 30 at 2:30 p. m. Sexton for plaintiff, Edward W. Broder for defendant. Henry Schupack et al vs. Joseph Giantonto, | March 31 at 9:30 p. m. Mag for| plaintiff, Nair and Nafr for defend- | ant. Walter W, Rorne vs. Leo F. Flechner, March 31 at 9:30 p. m. Mangan for plaintiff, Klett for de- | fendant, Antonio DiFrancesco v Mrs. Charles H. Draper, April 2 at |1 10 a. m. Greenstein for plaintiff, fendant, Stephen J. Jacobs v Norene McMahon Ludorf, April 2 at 10 a. m. Sexton for plaintiff, Wasko- witz for defendant. Rehecea Ken- n vs. Samuel Schneider et al, April 2 at 10 a. m. Hungerford and ant. Commerc V8. James Passcrini e p. m, D. ey 3 affney for plaintiff, Nalr and Nair for capellati for defandant. TFrank Salamenta vs 1k Buchas, April [h 6 at 2:30 p. m ki for plaintiff, |} for defer le THE HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS [ta |the Vienaa appaintment. BRING RESULTS Suburban Heights. Too Much Time's WASHBURN RESIGNS Will Retire as U. §. Minister By | Washburn Jas ten | tion | Austria, he made known today. Washburn, | pointed out Meyer, Hincks and Traurig for de-[for American their posts at | prestdent in e |the |whether they were also inspired private I By tions he of cpted. by President Coolidge at the time Sealed Tigh? - Kepé Rigw THE FLAVOR After Every Meal LASTS, ] had long service in the state depart ment and in various Burgpean diplo- atic posts. [t began hi§ diplomat- fe carcer in 1908, and among posi- (tions held by him are those of Coun- 1 lor of Embussy at Detrograd and | London. With Mr. Wright v tion fer the cr considera Vienna ministry, Seere- tary Kellogg faces the loss at this of two of his ussistant secretaries, John Van A. MucMurray, the other assistant 48 being considercd Ton ap< pointment to the Peking ministry to suceeed Dr. Jacoh Gould Sehur appointed Ambassador to Berin, Mr. Washburn was born in Massy chusetts, He Ly profes one s privat . |sacretary to the nator Henry Cabot Lodg {0 Austria The Associated Press Vienna, March 24.—Albert H cred his resig is n lawye as United ates Minister 10 sion and served late 8 who was appointe 922 by the late President 1 that it diplomats the of the cs of u change & regardions o ANNOUNCE MARRIAGE +| Mr. and Mrs. John Gennette o South Main street unnounce th maveinge of their daughter, Clara, (o James Balocki. son o° Mr. and Mrs rank Balocki of IMolmes avenu The couple were married in New London last July and making their home on Holmes avenue, At present they New York, was customs to disposal placd White House, considerations or not i The Associated Prems Washington, March 24.—Indica are that the resignation ter Washburn will be ac . It is one of seyeral received |y NO BETS ALLOWED are in ezt Min is inauguration and which he now before him for constderation selection of naw Butler Wright, assistant ary of state, has been suggested for He as appointecs, secre- CAPTTOL Thursday—Friday—satuvday has By GLUYAS WILLIAMS As Bag As Too Little g { HAVS WELL HE'S OF WONT HAVE T HURRY, BUT PERHAPS THIS WOULD BE A GOOD CHANCE TO { $tw THAT BUTID AT RIS WATCH W HD'S TILLING HIS PEN BUT E MUST BE LOTS OF TIME * BLAS © McClure Newspaper Syndicate fiscd rest toni I arre abet und