New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 31, 1924, Page 6

ol st SHLER PO 0 i e - T i < WL AL o en e nor matter | New Britain Herald| " | was the so-called Camphell sedition HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY ! (_,‘ cuse, This was the withdrawal Tesued Dafly (Sunday Bxcepted) the prosecution against At Herald Bldg. 67 Chureh Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 a Year $2.00 Three Muath, 6e. & Month who was responsible for an artlele in Weekly lors to mutiny, inciting | This the Communists' soldiers and s mattor was merely a mateh which started the greater political conf Entered at the Post Office at New Britain a8 Second Clase Mall Matter, tion incident to the Russian loan, W is i inderstand the trioasles of British vithout careful scruting of a mass of ult to in- TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office ‘. ‘ Bditorlal Rooms S election lctails that would raquire consider- The only advertiaing _medium n the Cit | n room always o0 to advertisers is e Muchonal Member of (he Associnted Press. The Assoctated Press I exclusively en. (dvsired titled to the use for re-publication of gyutom. desirir all news credited to It ar not ot herwise credited In this paper and also local news published here spuce. One aaditional point, worthy of consideration. odited stablish the two-party a1 s ¢ with having | o the country to be di- Labor and m i, So- Hehas de- Lib- vided finto two forces, Member Audit Bureau of Cireulation L The A. B. C. Ia & tatlonal organt which furnfehes newspapers and adv tisers w toLISEhiHet aiR] clrculation, Our elrculation are based upon this audit Protection againat fraud in distribution figures to both pational and tocal adve zation total cxtinetion of the Is en In this re- crable prog- il party as a result tion retains but a handful parliament. The Herald ald's thesis is that so long York at Hota fs on sale dally 1g's News Stand Bquare; Schultz News Stand, Grand Central, 42nd street. e S s N WHY LABOR PARTY WAS DEFEATED, Baldwin, former premier | Vithin the La of Great Bri er as the res: n_ New Times system continued Entrance party a clear majority in bring Liberals as the three-party he believed that the Labor could not attain His idea to of or party, the returns although the Con- was the and from the Commons. the radical wing Stanley arance o he has iin, will return to pow- It of the Cons ucceeded, rvative The has vietory in the British elections. servaties have a comfortable major- Tabor cats over the Laborites and | remaining Liberals combined. He is quoted as saying that the Conserva- tive forces might he able to dominate few ¥ s more but not any long- He seems to be working for the future as the present. Whether he is right or wrong in his of course, remains to be | ity of party, which all along been a minority party but obtained control of the government because it had the balan the tory Con als, goes out of ce of power between atives and the Liber- 2 power, but has more °r seats in parliament than the Liberal el as party, which suffered a serious set- back in popu diagnosis, This is regarded as the secret of gy. He was put The gove Donald, Atlantic, had some ot Ramsey Mac- viewed from this side of the MacDonald s into office with the help of the Lib- erals, hut when in office treated the Liberals with contempt and did not It has been thelr he has achievements to its credit in i cluding a recru ty with France method of ha and dissatista affairs, in- the ami- | but th 18 Ru ion over t premicr’s desire their help. destruction he wanted and an afairs, handling of internal matters, doubtless caused the the been willing to suffer defeat to fur- ther these tactics. Baldwin and Winston Churchill, who joined the Conservatives, agree as to this Ollf-‘ come of the struggle; other Liberals who would have preferred to, co- operate with the Labor part lieve it. The result has been a coa- Liberals joined with | lescement of Liberals and Conserva- tives which far outnfimber the La- time, to widespread dissatifaction Labor Laborite will remain a power in par- liament, registered against the which H. H. mier, with government. However, where the chief d cat is , of former pre- Liber Asquith, P was a leader. It is evident from this that many the Conservatives in the the Labo defeat of borites at the present The election was fought upon loan rmer record as pre. ding, It was | ; of the guaranteed a, the influence exerted upon | the Labor gevernment by pro-Com- of the La- mier doesn't sage outstu achicvements for the future. rship that continent were d his premie condi- ilure ve unemployment Son tht muifists, and the permit- ted to become exceedingly grave, | bor party to rel 1sion to solve the housing problem. political and in- 1e Liberal-Conservative coali- Baldwin * prac- nySpromleee: ined pop- umption does not m have sought and obt support upon the they W n the face of Britain | all exigencies as they arise than the ng difficul- | L.abor government must ted in a spirit of FEDERAL AID ROADS IN CONNLCTICUT. ness, rever e and ing its tenure of the pr order was brought out of chaos. But the Ma bung glo-Ru a gua about ~Donald mprising the feders defin- 34 states, accord nn ways have heen treaty h 1 { v des in m Wa sian to ti pat consti upon a report of guarantc friendly unjess superyis the case under states sue. in federal conceded the mat 1z that the over insist em are 1 for than has been suspected s are corre n s been of compa ree 9 ago in- re. Omly @ government make a gua n to MacDonald t was not party insisted Donald finally speedily pr tion. MacDonald gene lec commi could hav n by s of juquiry, to was asked to submit. Such a request had never bheen re n Brital as a reason for the t of te as exten as similar Joseph Chamberl: government and the { Massachusetts agitation in New submitted to one o he €80 ¢ much raid and the Asquith 1 \ighways 1906-10 submitted to or r the png . ar being mad rel such ed Marconi wirecless T a eneral believed that Donald, howev usively coustru the issue, ¢ show idently of strength at the would called for shortly how. The immediate reason f of the MacDonald ever, wasn't attributed sian loan, but to a minor case Whic . precipitated the otuer A&d more yyen mifleage alone is this does hot appear fact if area is the New England states of sugh Of course, dbnsidered, onsidered alning their full share ways based on area s oo ot et ern states receive the greater portion of this federal help. Such federal aid is glven to states Campbell, | on the basis of the state paying half | be near his devoted wife, whom he the costs of a highway and the I\':l-‘ cral government paying the remain- | Ing half, Al requests for such aid, | of cannot be filed, as the ap- | propriation of the cour government for has | the purpose some limitations, ind it s for son that the amount to be expended every year | 1s sald to be allotted to the various this states on a basis of population and area, largely the latter, SUCH ANTICS SHOULD NOT OLERATED, ‘Theoretically, it Is no business of resident Coolidge as to who pays the expenses of Mistingulhed guests to the White House. When Secre- | tary Slemp announces that a delega- waiting in an | oom for the privilege of * ! the president, the head of the | by following the dictates of ot at first inquire as to how they arrived in town, how much cost and who paid the bill. He must needs take it for granted that they pald their own way, thus crediting them with sincerity and a tion of so-and-sos are ing liouse, courtesy, ¢ the trip willingness to pay out their money to reach the terminus of their trip. But it is doubtful whether Secre- tary Slemp always remains in ignor- ance of how delegations of notables and near-notables arrive in town for the visit to the White House mecca. Maybe the astute Slemp confides with his chief and maybe he doesn’t; we are whling to assume he doesn't, but will admit that others with a more cynical turn of mind can ac- cept a different assumption. A trip of theatrical stars made the trip to the White House from New York a week or so agd? it was a gay | party, and the main objcct of the visit, 1t is said, make the president laugh. Al Jolson, after re- peated attempts, succeeded in doing 80, and after the official veneer was brushed off the gathering, a good The party was was to time was had by all. well written up by the bevy of dap- per reporers who skirted around the proceedings, and the public read of the party with general satisfactlon— except perhaps the Democrats and | the Progressives. But it is learned through evidence presented to the Borah committee that a non-partisan committee of Republican citizens paid the entire expense of the jambouree, and that the actors and actorines didn’t need to be so sincere about the trip as to spend any of their own hard-earncd Which takes nish off the business and places it in Almost lucre some of the var- rather anybody who has the time and would like to enjoy a trip to White make the trip a disagreeable light. the House would willir some paid all is =aid and done, “non-partisan” committee thereof. When some of these the expenses celebrities may Davis or LaFollctte, We Al Jolson whom he first pun at least, that won't vote for anybody at the can't m laugh he utters. The same system of paid visiting of a White Secre- came to light after the trip delegation of labor men to the Hot tary > about a month ago. Slemp was said to have been in ground floor in making the nts. The party formed a after was Labor story shorn of £ its pre *ts when the 28 to who p the expenses ame kno is that no president es shou'd lend him- Our opini f the 1 rd Stat self is species of cheap self- trust that lent Coolidge was unaware of at the time, We much prefer Slemp and r politicians for such. ridiculous to th advertisement, and we rangements’ to blame GILPATRIC'S SENTENCE APPEARS JUST. G. Harold Gilpatric, hier Qf the nation- spend a former state surer and ca at Putnam, will le torm in Atlanta peni- comfort tentiary. By confessing to the em- lement of & goodly portion of the is he was charged with stealing, He him- He ex- appar- ne insure 1 a quick trial elf wanted it over quickly. to go to prison and is satisfled to expiate his crin the j ent of the rding to lering that his attempt resulted in blindness, mach e rigor of his punishment is for a of at perhaps; but humanity demand nd man in prison must be entencing appears to lost. It is more comfortable blind man to be taken care home among fric dic of a bl ken car a blind man t On y rare, arriving in prison to be subjected to di atment than the other p ners and probably will be unable to ugh the same regimen. more Gilpatric is already punished severcly than the law could have 1 hifn for the embezziement. confronted intervened punishe He sought with death when exposure, but fate stimation of many Assuming he will never regain his sight, as phy- sicians say, it will make but a slight with what in the ¢ is cven a worse fate | tite. difference to him where he happens to llve, the chief difference being that in Atlanta prison he will not by bis rveckless financlering so sig- nally wronged, Fact: and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN 1 The longer the Chinese fight, the greater the strain on Japan's appe- In a villaze some people live on the fat of the land, and some pay | as they go. —_— | Some nations don't need armies. They have no “sphere of benevolent influence. ——— | Free poople are those. who hire | agents to keep them as good as they pretend to be. America fsn't the only eountry with unofficial observers. There's the | King of Italy. | If you can't fight or run, the only thing that will help you is a fore- giving spirit. ASHES TO ASHES “ e "Whr-n the frost iy on the pumpkin And the fodder's in the shock,” That's the time we hunt up Unele For the overcoat in hpck; Then we put away the ice flag; Start again the furnace fire And begin to cart out ashes! osh! How that does raise my irc! Poets do a lot of raving Pralsing winter's snow and fce; | If they were of my opinlon They would not think it so nice, IFor when spring at last approac! All it seems that I have done Was to spend nights, noons, mornings Carting ashes by the ton. and Tn my soul T am a rascal; | T would like to fight and cheat, Hold up trains and shoot the sherir Robibng banks would be a treat; But T lead a life of virtue Ior T fear, when I have died, They would set me carting ashes | Over on the other side, Meekness may ba a virtue, but no man can feel that way just after a bath and a shave. Harris, the “boy manager,” {sn't unique, Pitt was manager of Lns< land at twenty-five, You dry a plum to get a prune; | but some political prunes go dry in | order to get plums. All infants are ultra-conservati Their chief interest is the first jer- | son singular. | | | Furope's pauper laber isn't pro- ducing anything to hurt American | labor except progeny. | PR —— | A} China's central government | needs is a million more soldiers and | Serg. §am Woodfll, [ demand the Now you're ger. The driver honked t whole of the road. Teuton!” cried the passen | | “Within 5 minutes of the car lin may be true if your old bus can do| 40 an hour. Tt has n ually there wlit.be a society of the Fellow Passengers of Wales. geems to be one law for and one for the poor and million for the middle There the rich about two class. | having seen d to love ter a dis- We « a candi who contint the common people a astrous ‘election. e The holier-than-thou attitude may | be caused by virtue, but usually it is causcd by a poor memory. Correct this sentence: “He's the richest man in town,” said a fellow citizen, ““but nobody knocks him.” 25 Years Ago Today From Paper of That Date At the mecting Teutonia MaZnnerchor, of uniting with the Quartet clnb will be o purpose of the two societies 18 the same. Charles H he expects Ne strong a | ever repre the team wi ton, Bristol, keepste A N. Abbe ix ill at hi: a threatened attack of t The committee of city building met under congenial surroundings last night in Horace Booth's cory parlor. It was decided to reco mend the purchase of John Boyl property on Commeccial street as a site for the fire v!‘pu!;xr depart- adquarters. thew Koverman a lot on East Main Charles M. Strong F. H. Johnston has packed a hox with ugeful articies which he will send to Patrick Crowe, who is with army in the Philippines tonight the Ne 9 diser Parrett said today that w PBritain will have a8 sketball team as has ted it. In De er, | make a trip to Tren- Yongers and Pough- | home with hoid fever, chased from as purc et Observations On The Weather Washington, Oct thern New tonight ly light local in Connecticut and chusetts, warmer Saturday night; nd southwest fresh to strong Forecast for F Light local rains tonight; Saturday partly cloudy; warmer in cast portion tonight; cooler Saturday afternoon; increasing south and southwest winds becoming fresh to strong Condi listurb ocentral wpper Mick causing unsctticd, showerv weather from the Canadian bordér south- ward to the Ohio river. The tem- perature is rising from the Missis- sippi river eastward to the * coast. and falling from the Mississippi river westward. Conditions favor for this cloudy ahd warmer tonight; day unsettled and cooler, Most- Saturday, tonight Massa- cooler south becoming and rains western tonight; increasing winds n \"\\ York: ce now over an s vicinity Satur n't happened yet, but event- shears fully two feet long. rived at the heanery ter. cently, thorough. It Ain't Gonna— si—What makes your feet so been —"I've wearing pumps. The Soft Pedal Blinks:—"When I leave every morning T have to be careful not to disturb baby.” Jinks:—*"You're like Just me. }wm 1 come home at night T step lightly for fear of waking baby.” Blinks: mean Jinks:—"Which baby do you?” —@. F. P “Which baby do you The Reason Yisltor (observing new radio set) —"I didn't know you were crazy about radio.” Henpeck:—*“Well, confident{ally I'd rather listen to that than to m wife.” ~—Mrs. Charles Lambert Taking a Hint All men in swimming he excelled, He told the maiden he adored, | And so the charmer felt impelled To throw the boaster overboard. —L. D. Stanbury. | It Can’t Be Done The humorist was feelime ve friendly with all the world. just sold a joke to the Fun Shop for five dollars and was making happily for a beanery to feed his famished stomach. Passing the show window of a| | hardware store he stopped to look | at an enormous pair of sheet metal | “Mani- cuge scissors?” he remarked to the clerk, The clerk looked at the humorist in astonishment, “Mercy no!” he re- shears used by Manicure scis- plied, “Those ar sheet metal workers sors are little tiny things! The humorist hurried on. He ar- and seated himself. The place was called “The Presldent's Cafe.” The humorist eyed his glass containing the ice wa- Someone had eaten cggs re- and the dishwasher was not “The time the president come in,’ the’ bionde waitress, wouid ask him to tell er to put in more glasses. “Why," 1 the female bean slinger, “he never eats here—he's in Washington.” That afternoon they found the rist’s body in the river. On his stilledand silent features was a look of great and indescribable sadness. But they knew why! They knew why! next “I wish u ! the dishwash- time on the never Leona Bagwell. The Formalities Gene: “Marry me right away Marion:—*"0h, I couldn't do that! Wait until tomorrow.” —Anne Toohey Wally, the Mystic Answer Your Questions Somehow He'll The blushing maid or calloused man From Mystic Wally surely can Get wise advice on any sticker; So write him, hick (~r city slicker An Almost Lxtinct Species Dear Wally: 1 't help but blush fcllows start to gush; me how to cure this. Yours very truly, COUNTRY MISS. Whenever Please tell Dear Country Mi You are, my dear, A very simply miss, I fear. Cosmetics put on rather thick Will hide the blushes, little hick. e Safety First Dear Wally: I should like to know On which side of a girl to go _ Whene'er we cross a crowded street Yours very truly PL ED PETE. Puzzled Pete: It all depends \\l ch way the auto traffic wends; 1 is the proper thing to do, p her between the cars and you. Dear Call the Doctor While his mother was him little Russell, five was looking at his hand “Oo look!” he suddenly yelled to her, “my middle finger done beat all dem other omes growing." M. 8 dressing years old, Michel. The Editor's Gossip Shop Customers of the I'un Shop have asked us to gosslp some more gbout our treatment to contributions— treatment which has resulted in & smoothness of presentation hardly porsible with &n emateur contribu- !or. —Ned Oglivie. | remarked the humorist to | + In the architect: Deposited in Our Savings Department ON OR BEFORE November THE BANK OF SERVICE Open Saturday Evenings 7-9 He had | ! Any contribution that has any merit, any contribution that has even a usable idea, is—if not writ- ten in Fun Shop style, rewritten to meet our style. We credit the orig- inal author with his accepted cone tribution, and pay him for it. To us The Fun Shop must always represent a unit. To us The Fun Shop must always contain the best humor. To that end we are dedi- cated. To gain that end we lpplyi every bit of skill known to make your acceptable contributions so well-written that it can fit in with contributions from those who write regularly. ALL KINDS OF SPORTS ARE SCORED BY DOCTOR London Spectalists Says British Pub- lic Golfs Too Much and‘Eats Too Much, London, Oct. 31—The British pub- lic golfs too much and cats too much according to Dr. Leonard Williams, a Harley street speclalist and a cor- rcsponding member of the American Misleading Climatological Society. .| As for golf, the gathe has a bad Dore:—"Darling, I want nothing ! except to/make you Rappys® mnml effect, according to the physi- Anita:—"Gracious! I thought for cian. “A man loses his match,” says a mement you were going to ask me Dr. Williams, “and, as a result, {s | to marry you." junhappy about it, is disgruntied, is —Jean. bad tempered. His thoughts arc on the next game which he vows he i will win. And too often he is discon- tented until he does win.” The way the English take their food is almost as disturbing to Dr. Williams as the way they take *heir golf. "It is not realized by the pub- |lic that it takes as much energy to digest an Engiish meal as it dues to forbidden). 5 take a dvs-rile walk. Seople cat Wounded Vets Now Have {ar too much. The day_in started Kitchen Forbes Forgot with a heavy breakfast; a full meat Excelsior Springs, Missourl, Oct. lunch follows; tnen there is tea, ac- 31.J—The famous “Kitchenless Hos- companied by ciores and cakes® and pital” has been officially opened here ' finally there In dinner, running to recently for the treatment of United 'several courses. This is far more States Veterans' Bureau patients, ; than can be properly digested. and now is prepared to care for andl “It would be saner and healthier feed 126 veterans. During the Forbes | lo start with a Centinental breakfast administration of the Veterans' Bu- reau, American Legion investigators discovered that“the been crected complete in all ‘respects except that no provision was made plans for a kitchen. . Hines of the Bu- reau has added complete kitchen facilities and the hospital, No, 99, is now one of the best equipped in the country, “Yes," chuckled the beauty spe- | clalist, “success in this business de-| pends a lot on rubbing people the right way.” (Copyright 1924. Reproduction Director Frank TELEGRAPHERS MEET i Ol Time Key-Men Having Good | | Time at New Orleans Cbnvention New Orleans, Oct. 31.—Delegates to the forty-second reunion of the Old Time Telegraphers and Histori- cal assoclation devoted themselves today to a program bf entertain- ment. { Richard E. Enright, police’ com- missioner of New York cit ester- day was elected president, succeed- ing F. A, Mohr of Dallas, Tex., ail the other officers were reelected and New York chosen for the next con- vention, The convention will énd tomorrow night with the annual bariquet. interests, is past. fied in his own eyes. | realize thal Some day we shall get there, | BUYS RACING INT | New York, Oct. 3L—Eben M.: Byers, of Pittsburgh, former ama- teur golf champlon and mew Inter- ested in the racetrack, having pur- chased Young Martin in part own- ership with Lawrence Waterbury. | They will be registered with the Jockey club today as “yellow, red sash, yellow and red blocked sleeves and red cap.” These colors, flashy enough to be easily followed in the race, will bs seen for the first time , at Pimlico on November 1 if Youn Martin goes to the post for the Pim. | lice tuturity of $40,000 at one mile. { some sny better one, L4 3rd WILL BEAR INTEREST FROM THE and follow it with a light lunch. ' should be a cup of tea and nothing more. Dinner thén could remain what it is.” Humble Plug of “Bacey” Entitled to War. Medal Topeka, Kan,, Oct, 31.—A plug of tobacco is the hero of this yarn and if things inanimate ever won the Distinguished Service Cross, this par- ticular plug deserves the honor. On a French road in the battle zone during the World War, a young American Lieutenant, Frank H. fc- I'arland, assistant United States dis- trict ‘attorney, past commander of the Kansas Department and now National Vice Commander of the Leglon was asked -for a ‘“chew of bacey"” by a comrade. Stopping to fish the well-gnawed and elusive plug from_ a baggy pocket, McFar- land exchged late stories with the / tobacco borrower, while two compan fons with whom he had been on the way to a machine gun nest, proceed- ed down the street. They had ad- vanced only a hundred yards when a bomb, dropped from a German airplane, killed them both, along with three other Americans. The borrower of the fateful plug was Lieutenant Bobe. clown of the outfit, who is now a baseball catcher in the Texas league. “If the gove ernment wants to give that plug a medal and it should,” said Boho who tells the story, “it'll have to be a posthumous award, ‘cause when that bomb fell I swallowed the whole darn plug.” hospital had { - 1 |[DR. FRANK CRANE'S DAILY EDITORIAL| Force ‘By DR. FRANK CRANE At a recent meeting of the League of Nations, at Genoa, there were indications that the world is coming nearer to the point of rcognizing thet there must be some other arbiter of the destiny of a nation, than itself. Both Mr, Herrfott and Mr. MacDonald recognize that superlor force must be applied against any nation breaking the peace. nation taking matters in its own hands and defending its own henor or It will have the whole world against it. Mr. Herriott was inclined to apply this force in a military way while Mr, MacDonald leaned toward economic pressure, but both of them saw that there can be no peace in the world until the ultimate arbiter of des- tiny is made something clse than the nation itself, It is a d:ficuit matter for anyone to realize that he may be wrong. He is so close to his own interests that the importance of them is magni- But the very existence of law is that he must sub mit his rights to an impartial tribunal, and that no man has a right to take his own honor or interests into his own hands. We acknowledge that such action i8 submersive to law when it is between two individuals but we have not yet got to the poimt where we it is equally submersive of law between two nations. Natignal vanities, egotism and patriot- ism must bow down before the common good. There are two causes of war, as Mr. Hoover brings out in a recent book. These causes are the vanity of nations, and their fear. out war, therefore, we must lower our ggotism and defy our fears. One hundred per cent Americanism must give way to ons hundred per eent humanity and the fear of other nations must give way to trust in them. There Is no way to run this world and its nation way to get along individually, without faith in one another. Faith is not only the foundation of neighborly peace and of com- merce, but it must be made the foundation of politics. Every nation ie inclined 10 believe In the vilalnly and chicanery of others and in its own honesty of purpose, but we must get to the point where we all believe in each other, trust each other, and are willing to submit our destinies and interests to some impartial tribunal, can be no such thing as peace upon earth, The League of Nations was an affort toward this and we shall wel The day of one To strike just as there is no or there Copyright, 1924, by The McClure Newspaper Syndicate.