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to cut at all.” Wifey;—"Now, don't tell me that your face is tougher than the can of salmon 1 opened today! —Mrs. H, Fisher, 1 A Reason \ It ca, whe ¢ Victim Belongs Who m H | pow hun A Hold-Up Artist It Hubby:—"My After A Bath, With Cuticura Soap Dust With CuticuraTalcum Rolling 1 the cons | isp Delicately Medicated 1 f Pleasing Fragrance A is tough on |1t At The L D READ FOLKS! READ Let us impress on your mind that we are not going out of business. We want and intend to REDUCE this stock. There are no “IFS” or “ANDS” or “BUTS” about this sale — it's a sale G It's the greatest buying chance you ever had. I PRICES TORN TO SHREDS — The most daring conception of low prices that’s in a class by itself. ever attempted in this state. The great- est wonder values you have ever seen. SALE STARTS SAT. OCT. 11 the mileage. Woman's work is never done be- cause she does so many things she shouldn't, where he's at by the road map, Llaine:=—'"The girl who thinks ) f too good for most men s A Step Further generally right.” Aunt Tda:—"Why do you wear Brucei—"And left, too." such thin stockings, Henrletta? You M. M. Tayolr, [ Might as well not wear any!" LI Henrlofta:—"Thanks for the tip, Aunt lda)’ —C. R. Wick. ! HeSO Kille fully competent to finish thelr hus- dred and thirty-six other guar- ethods, ammers, knives, etc, ete. | «hoot a husband. No ludy wishes | GOLD— GIVEN AWAY —GOLD A MIGHTY MERCHANDISE SLAUGHTER TOGGERY SHOP 298 Main St. AN 818,000 STOCK GOES TO THE GUILLOTINE ORDERS FROM HEADQUARTERS TO REDUCE MY STOCK e One Trial ensures the continued use of t's a wise chauffeur who knows The purest and most delicious of Teas. Sold at all grocers — Try it today. BLEND of INDIA, CEYLON and JAVA TEAS An Up-to-Date School finishing school for husband rs 18 announced, a finishing school be- all pupils after graduating are | Is « band's will, if preferred. Our slogan: ] reproduction in this department of a “No money unless it fixes him.” humorous novel, —Ernest Mann.{ We welcome .nggu‘ion- ftrom readers—particularly when they are Is quickly. Wives! Enroll now ready to bump him off commences to weary _\'nu,i he idyoulere bas DEESEA Too Cheerful original and, viewed from all angles, are instructed in the fol-| Harriet:—*How do you like your | Will make the department unbeata- | g classic arts: dentist.” ble. ow to prepare fish cakes and Hilda:—"He gives me a pain." Cause and Effect Doctor:—"There {sn't but one cure for you—you must go on a strict | diet.” | Patient:—"Not much! I'm not go- | ing to starve myself to death just to| live a little while longer.” —M. M, T, s sartistically, and one —Harold Hahn, | He Surely Would him with a silk| “Professor Digger is a wonderfully n make ho outery, | learned man. He knows as much ' from his slumber; | about the people of ancient Rome as Il as nineteen other delicate | he does about the people next door.” including skillful use of | “He is a bachelor, is he not?} “Yes, but what has that to"do with and Reverses “Why can’'t you learn to drive your flivver?” “] get too badly rattled.” is now considered old-fashioned “If he had a wife, he would know hind the times. Don't shoot a great deal more about the people matter how badly you want | next door.’ nd our school and "do it| —Isaac Anderson, (Copyright 1924. Reproduction \dy writes: “I can never say The Editor's Gossip Shop forbidden.) h for your school. Your poison-| A number of readers have suggest- ip course is a wonder. I haveed we run a serial story in The Fun osed of three husbands already!” Shop. enter at onee! Tuition may | The idea is excellent, and we are com amount left in hu.--} now making arrangements for the Pumps that had been under | water in a flooded mine in Oregon for 17 years were found to be in good working order. THE STAGE IS SET for the greatest price cutting sale ever seen in this section. The orders to re- duce this stock fully $6,000 in the next three weeks and ORDERS IS ORDERS —Especially when they come from headquarters. And what’s more, I've got permission to SLASH! SMASH! CRASH! prices to do the job right. All profits and a big chunk of the cost have heen thrown overboard—both sides of your dollar will work now. I Cy L4 L) & b Y o New York A¥ ¢ o Sample Shop & ¢ ¢ (X7 ¢ P\ New Britain—357 Main St. 49 | Two Stores ¢ ¢ Bristol—135 Main St. (X New Britain 4N (X and $ 'y (L) Bristol, Conn. 220 s ’9 BE HERE DON'T MISS IT \' N A W A $ 5.00 SALE STARTS SAT. OCT. 11 OCT 7 1924 e MR L E FUELL MGR y 298 MAIN ST BUY NEW BRITAIN CONN . : e IN CHECKING UP ON YOUR STORE WE FIND YOU al ARE OVER-STOCKED TO THE EXTENT OF $7,000 REDUCE BUY YOUR STOCK BY CONDUCTING A PRICE-CUTTING SALE SOME STARTING SATURDAY OCT 11TH S01 A S HOFFMAN MORE PRES THE CHAIN STORE SYSTEM TOPCOAT OR RAINCOAT $1.37 Genuine Imported English Broadeloth Shirts— $2.50 White Oxford Collar Attached Shirts i S1.75 \alue. sale price Good Heavy, V $1.50 value Fall and Winte Men's Tr Wool Vests— Y One lot of lay $1.50 valuc a sale tha No pr THE TOGGEL L. E $1.75 and $2 Clean cut and above hoard E | OLz== D G 83.00 and $3.50 values, Vel Made Overalls, Al colors 50c value ... 1597 i 97c 1 special Silk Stripe Madras $1 09 Shirt=—$2.50 quality . “Novelty Shirts in stripes and checks with —Inmuln red collar - P $1_.37 97¢c | ® One Lot of Collar Attached Shirts in and tan, at 5 Coat Sweaters, £5.00 Sweater sale price s $1.97 | 97c § The Toggery Shop 298 MAIN STREET NEW BRITAIN, CONN. r Union Suits, 2.00 qualtiy A bargain at inel Shirts, At This Sale. t's on the ices raised 1Y SHOP Fuell, Mgr. D—G I 0 GOLD PIECE FREE—WITH EVERY OVERCOAT, Sweat Shirts of the best quality. Leather Belts—slip buckle. <pring needle knit, All Wool Slip-Over Sweaters, :DUCTIONS on all Trunks, 201u50 0 “I:m.'n Suit Cases, etc, [VEN AWAY — \\ A regular $1.17 A regular $2.95 $1.25 etc. On account of the limited space there are articles too numerous to mention. Every article in the store reduced to a quick sale price. GOL G 0 L D | G \ E N A A Y | G 0 L D 174 ARCH NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1924 Tomorrow Saturday WE PLACE ON SALE AT OUR TWO STORES 20 2 T r FOR MEN AND YOUNG MEN Bought way below regular price from "‘ ; a noted Rochester manufacturer .: : Regular Prices $35 and $40 1 2l W ‘ [ E SALE PRICE " ] » Cut Over the Latest Popular Models—All the Newest Patterns Shown in All the Newest Wanted Colorings l: ] Other Wonderful Values in Two Trouser Fall Suits :. . ) : $24.50 . $34 50 Yy B \d LA | | Only 41 inches wide SERVICE STEWART RANGE The Wonderfully Beautiful In Gray or Blue Porcelain Enamel Gives You Every Feature You Have Ever Longed for in a Range With this range you can bake bread in the coal oven, bake cake, broil or roast meat in the two gas ovens, cook in four kettles on coal holes and four kettles on the gas burners ALL AT THE SAME TIME. The coal section and the gas sections are SEPARATE and operate perfectly at the same time. Gas ovens have Pyrex Glass Doors, and EVERY modern improvement is included in this unusually beautiful, compact, large-ca- pacity combination coal and gas range. Built for LIFE- TIME Service and Satisfaction by Fuller & Warren Co., of Troy, N. Y. Several styles are here to choose from. And at lowest prices of the year. EASY PAYMENTS IF DESIRED Ranges bought at this sale delivered, set up and guaran- teed in every way. SALE STARTS NEXT MONDAY MORNING. C. J. LEROUX, STREET TELEPHONE 304 Plumbing—Heating—Sheet Metal Work