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The Herald York at | Bquare; Grand Central, 42nd s POLICE NEED EQUIPMENT because the police depa e New Bri Wi r permit p the mu Had a hoxes b lice force of t could have advisec probably effect his car he | was able to leave the city. | The Board I"inance Taxa- tion tly turned d priation to instail such a system. | This was done on the plea of “econ- | t permits criminals of the wrong kind., | city should install such a system at ¢ Tt should have been | installed years ag | WIDER ROADS, Traffic on Boston Post road | between New Yor 1 most points s In connecticut is enor- THe o utomobiles on ivs and 1 ¥s is particularly us, road is malr e fie betwe should be wi other art the “main hetween same to bear a share of the traffic. | As to width way association highway” it in Indiana r the Il for a miles o nois line he object. was to i cate what a madern main highway rodd should be 'like. If memory serves correctly, ¢ than 100 feet stretch, lighted as a For v is more well and as of such calit money; eve will be much ¥ know today. COURTING NEW ENGLAND The La Fol tends nd wagon in- rather th patches in quarters of tonishing news is ¢ is “a e to ca or more states” in New England, those men- A ) L know th garnered s quarters in the senat t Democratic governor in the s e idge and wid postaze stamp on the G. O. I look th ing at the cent attitude party vot away from the Republic ticket, m ic candidates voted upor This is oo that the Democrats overlook. Coo D edly gai the ranks ca state disaffectioa ANOTHER ACHIEVEMENT hington bas It Jooks as if the W ball club will win th American Then i the world serics. ® This will 3 r ment of the Reput dministration 4 The Washington te sent- ing the seat of gover t, bios- | somed into champions of its league under Republican rule team pever amounted to mu eountry was under Democ: ire, wi at the same time g them inconsequential par- | ion in party councils, it is time n exacted their just due ! cd scats in cgislature, | only place, next to the polls, | { where they can make thelr viewpoint | der of t Wi an appro- | | form [ 1oan them to guests as a PHY, FEMININE TOUCH, Sinee women have had the ballot thelr maximtm strength at the polls has not been recorded. The same muy be sald of men, of course; but political managers tell us that rela- tively fewer women eligible to vote | i men have appeared at the 00t to exercise the franchise, There will be a relatively larger of women in Massachusetts than | Connect because in the Bay 3 ters will badlot on a referen- ) the child labor amend- It is to be hoped that the Republi- | mitchine in Connecticut goes | through with the pledge In its plat- | o change the state's system in | iture enabling a state refercn- m or 15titutiors amendments he legislature ratifies or re- they dare to prevent able ning to seats in the iye. CURLEY AND THE COMMISSION, | the 1 attention of his hearers in Mayor Curley of Boston got undivid Springfield when during a speech he | sald that, it he is elected governor, will do all in his power to break e secret unders anding between public utilities commission and the transportation interests of the As trolley fares had just heen raised in Springficld, through an or he utilities commission, this listened well” to the embattled strap hangers, The plan of the Democratic plat- the commission in Connecticut to have members of utilities elected by the people, 50 as to in- ure mc responsiveness to their in- Mayor Cur- ley should adopt the plan, ests even better. WIVE the explorer, MacMillan, hat the tells us and ‘skimos swap wives courtesy. no divorces in Greenland. | uth Africa, & s who purchased There are In Pondoland, dispatch says nativ vives on the ins ment plan are v to lose them because hard times has made it impos to | make the payments. Our & m, despite the iu:m;xaingl divorce ra infinitely better. Yet it divorces, in effect mean merely the | es the system is no | enland; it in 1 of love merely a rrying for money” are | improvement over the South | 1yihg wives in THE EYE AWAY. tepublican campaign op- | been claiming such Georgia, and Flori somebody has shot an eye away. refers to Iowa. Said oocurre; An editor of a farm publication, by name Dante Pierce, is partly blamed insurgent Republican, ely to declare for the ing to guessed $55,000 and mar- | ructed hig readers to vote I | | | | road nowadays is attributed to the trucks; the other half Is attributed BY ger carnings, Comedy. Act I: “Preserve State ™ g, esmen for natigpal traveling right.” Act II: “Pleaze send federal |, on'g organizations based their op- LEeOps position to continuance of the sur- TR ‘\hurgu mainly on the contention that It must be a comfort to have Mr. |4 gy crogted for an emergenc Dawes along when a tire blows Out. | iy no Jonger exists. 7 Abolition of the surcharge was { The Klan cant be Jucky alWays. | oommended to the commission by People will quit denouncing it after |y "oy miners after an investigation | ptime |and the commission tnen heard tes- | { | | e from “NEW YORKERS.” N cors” are having a hard New York. Man- | s being given over to ings devoted to busi- t of the sland. Rig the expen- hand "‘-‘dl the poorer classes r n; the middle’ classes who like sardines in a s aving a to N A tamilies \rEe difficulty. eading Boston any more, ghut i towns not includ TRUCKS IN THE NIGHT. Motor trucks on Connecticut high ways during the daytime are a tam- fect, Half ‘the troubles of th night; feet. driving, curves, in sight. During and right after the war we C, heard much of how the G Britain and tomobiles Money monopoly was being broken. The following is the truck hauling s ton and return over night. Thers are comparatively few ate highways after midnight, and at this time the trucks have their best chances to get along, But an autoist, chancing tq make a on the especially when gocy where there is & profit monopoly. To a certain extent this has been | verified by subséquent events; only to a certain extent. first NEW B done, Trucks make regular trips between Now trip south. They will be absent but about ten days. Superintendent Cooley displayed para- | the new supply wagon on Main RITAIN DAILY But 1t isn't during the day, but in the night time that most of the long- distance New York over likewise make trips to Bos- night trip and mecting a big truck on the highway, needs to do careful rounding rman dye Never again would theré be a German dye | sraph from a news story in the finan- clal section of the New Yrk Times: “American bankers, through a short term loan have restarted the chemical and dye industry of Germany have driven the opening wedge of a financial operation through which American bankers and American dollars probably will play an important part in this line," “CAMPAIGN STRATEGY."” York. the metropolis announces that | only way to stop improper parking | The campaign managers the public to know that they depend quite a deal upon “Strategy" without a fool on the The voter who is the victim of “cam- | ally is to Increase the fines. nounces stiff increases, to go effect losing paign strategy” is the fool. S “GO UP.” FI at once, The magistrate opines that Most of us are opposed to child | pepresentatives of labor as well as other Kinds. The ef A C only way to pound sense into BY ROBERT QUILLEN t pay the hig ick body cares how nast om first It Ev gas each week Nature is funny. A cold stops up id, but it never affects the A N Mrs. Lydia A. Carleton of Brook- s B line, Mass, is likely to respond Another aid to fame is to possess| When a person in her town shouts HAw W&t © are a disrespec s only a ilized peoples are town is a place where no- the jail is. “14 hoary with age. y the big cri 1ge 1estior can he vote nian is a bra problems. name 1 pronounce easily. h reading # letter from his son Ameri > mcan people ean remember easily a tarmer droppe The cost of automobiling is creasing; that is, such part of the | cost represented by paying fines for infractions of the rules. A beginning is being made in New Chief Magistrate McAdoo in | those | . ccenger for which they are not t prices for beads. 1 of $2,500,000, and The dye industry is the third large industry in Germany that American bankers have helped to put on its The first was the sugar crop, and the second was the German coal syndicate of the Ruhr. permit ‘campaign strate- The voters are entitled to be sus- picious about too much “strategy.” They may be the victims of this Na- poleonic substance deemed necessary to win the election. wouldn't be “strategy"” end. in- the | and violations of traffic rules gener- | He an. | PULLNAN CHARGE ARGUED craniums of some drivers is to sub- tract cents from their pocketbooks Facts end Fancies tful people, and ences snicker at a joke ition is hecoming so keen es get on the of time until elected by the of- hero to his son ex. pt the one who tries to help work an standard of living about 15 gallons of | - dn college. It probably contained no request for money, to “conorote orawlers” We've gobl o AL to have the trucks but sot ‘the| aigate's promise to enforcs the law crawlers. is considered brave, Every once in a while you plck up a publication of some kind that doesn't@nention Wales, The savageglesert tribes of Africa pay no gtaxes, so it is a mystery what maWes them savage. The smaller the town the less money is required to make him speak ple. Correct this sentence: “He saves every cent he can,” said the, man, Sometimes, patronizingly of the “common peo- | And gain the quiet of my flat, Iind, when [ turn on the light, I've got some other fellow's hat, I like its shape, its ribbon's tone, HERALD, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1924, OLOTHES (By George 8, Chappell) when I come hofne at night, [ And when I try it on, it fits; “You, but it's In hir wite's name." || ~K L ¥ Suggestions For Thoss Who Swim Don't go into the water after eate ing. Wait at llmlw?ty-!our hours, .. Don't keep on swimming until you are entirely exhausted, Sink to the bottom occasionally and remain there until you are entirely heated, . . Don't scream forsthe lite-saver if, you are. drowning. Your sudden scream §s likely to frighten him, Do not call for help. Advertise in eur want-ad columns, Don't get discouraged it you should bo atricken with eramps, While it might be dangerous to get ¢ramps Cadwell has beed awarded th contract for grading Central [ park. His bid was $370, not in-|% cluding seeding and tyrfing. Mr. and Mrs, Frank 8, Cadwell will leave tomorrow on their tandem street this morning. The thirty employes of the Herald are today wearing bust souvenirs of Admiral Dewey conceived in bronze, the gift of R, W. E. Christensen of | t Bristol. August Anderson had two fingers badly crushed at Russcll & Erwin's today and they,had to be amputated at the first joint, The city is all decked out to ccle- brate Dewey Day, the central atreets heing festooned with flags. The ‘Conneeticut Co. has hung out a huge picture of the Admiral in front of its Chestnut ftreet office, George B. Cowles exhibited many pictures taken in South Africa at the meeting of the Camera club last night, At a mecting of the local demo- crats held last evening, the principal part of the discussion concerned the socialist party, T. H. Kehoe said that he believed their strength would be greater this year and that they might capture some offices. T. announcing.” i Observations t On The Weather 26.—Forecast Washington, Sept. pressure is year. The temperature is rising in e central districts and Is now above normal in the Mississippl val- ley and western Lake region. Conditions favor for this vi fair weather followed by in cloudiness and slowly rising perature. inity sing tem- | R. R. Companies Say It Is Necessary While Traveling Men Say Need No Longer Exists. Washington, Sept. 26.—I%inal ar- gument for and against abolition of the railroad surcharge on Pullman travel was heard teday by the in- terstate commerce commission, the nation's | railronds, contending that the car- | riers render a service to the Pullman otherwise reimbursed, claimed that |to end the surcharge would add a burden to them which would be un. ‘jn&lfli(—d in view of present passen- |timony from both sides. The argu- ments today constitute the final step | | 'before the commisslon's decision. | “Taxi,” For she recently gawe up clerical work, because of low pay, a turned to driving a taxt on Brookline streets. i Arrow in Goat Skull | Red Lodge, Mont.—The skull of a mountain goat. with an Indian arrow imbedded in the crown,swas found on a hill near here by Wil- iam Greenough. a Red Dodge hunter. The skull was a very oid | one, and the arrow was of a type | used by the Crow Indians about! 75 to 100 years ago. And so, upon my closet shelf, T guard and keep this ralment fine, ed in a broadcasting station?" a couple he absently sald ‘Mr. and Mrs. Robert James Harrison, R. N, wedding tour, could not resist imprinting a kiss on the cheek of his blushing bride. Just at that moment the train offl. cial passed through'the car called the name of the next station: “Saw- yer! England for this season of the | e decisively: hurts, And with the thought absolve myself, ‘They're doubtless just as pleased with mine,” Yes, —"Is he an indulgent hus- “Yes, he indulges frequent- ~Blaine C. Bigler. A GiverAway Carimba:—"What makes you hink their butler at one time work« Caramba;—"When e ushered in —P. P. F. ’S Matter! The elderly bachelor profeasor had. just wed a fair co-ed In the train, just started on his the happy groom Sawer!"” “T don't care if you did,” sald the rate professor, 'she’'s my wife.,” ~—Martha Young, A Fablegram A hare and a tortoise undertook 0 run a ‘race, In a few bounds the hare was so far ahead of the tortolse that he lay down in the sun and slept for three hours, When he awoke, the tortoise was still 80 far behind, as to be barely for Southern New Knglan Un- | visible, settled, probably showers tonight or| “Poor fish,” sald the hare, as he Saturday warmer in mnorth portion | sauntered lelsurely to the goal, Saturday; moderatet to fresh east|nihbling at Jettuce all the way. winds. ‘When the tortoise finally reached The western disturbance nOW | the goal, three days later, he was so forms a long trough of low pres-| chagrined that he apprenticed him. {sure extending from New Mexico | geif to an optician for tortoise-shell northeastward to Minnesota. The | spactacles. unusually high over| = aforal;—Shoemaker, stick to your —8. H. . Smarty A lady went into a store and said “I want a neckplece.” “What fur?" asked the clerk. “Fur my neck, of course,” retorted the Jady. —Willlam 8. Adkins. FUGITIVES FROM JUSTICE Penned A clever young penman named Jones Wrote a check for fifteen thousand bones. -~ The name that he signed Was not his. He will find That it's harder work breaking up stones. —Gertrude M, Heller. v oe s Kind Treatment Joe Panks led his cow by a halter Unto pasture, with never a falter, Till she charged and she bawled; You can see where he sprawled— Now he's killed her to cure her and salt ‘er. —M. P, Silver Linings Defeated candidate:—"Well, over, and I've lost." His wife;—"Now that it's over, I can truly say I'm glad. For we can ide in our car and I can wear my it's “but” everybody calls him a good | Iy fact, every detall, it's while in the water, we fcel sure that tellow."” Much more bécoming than my otvn, | YOU can get immediate relief by writ- snlgl c: I«;\u medical department, They And 50 with borrowed shoes or ties| Wil tell Jou what tb do, 25 Years Ago Taday Or major garments such as shirts, oy They are 8o pleasing to my eyes A Good Reason From Paper of That Date The thought of parting with them | Motoreycle copi—"Why didn't you stop when I told you to.” Drivér—~—"Have n heart officer. Tt #n hour to get the old car L. Q. Gell Hurt His Pride ‘S0 you don't think much y your home town was written up in' & popular novel?" Maln - streeter:=='Shucks! There wasn't & word about our horseshoe and checker champions!” ~Elizabeth Lowry. The Editor's Gossip Shop Gotting near the end of the month! . In fact, next Wednesday is the day your mail will be {full of bills, Not pleasant news to hear, But this is—send In those bits of humor and, it they are acceptable, our checks will help you the first of the month a happy rather than a gloomy day. Fun Shopping pays for itself! The Jingle-Jangle Counter Tools come to the gardener's aid; In the cards there is a spade. ~Carol Henning. . . Tramps have no roof o'er heads; Rivers hiave at least thelr beds, —Bruce Johnson. A Higher Judge Passenger (on liner):—"So that's the captain, He's the man whose word is law while we're at sea, eh?” Dockhand:—"Not this vovage. Hig wife is making the trip with him," . thelr; (Copright 1924. Reproduction forbiddens. DIXON BRINGS PLANE ; * 10 NEWBRITAIN FIELD Located Off Newington Road—Will; Fly Machine at Brockton Fair Next Monday. Lieutenant Carl Dixon of the Con- necticut National Guard Aerial Squadron has been, designated as one of the 35 army aviators to take part in the aerial demonstration to be staged at the Brockton state fair in Brockton next Monday. Dixon will fly his own plane, a standard 3 senger bi-plane equipped with a 0 h. p. Hispana-Sulda motor. Mon- day’s events wil include maneuvering work as well as races, Lieut. Dixon has brought his ma- chine to this city, where he has constructed a landing site in the field off Newington road, adjacent to the old Munro-Eastwood Pen company' plant. He makes daily flights from here and plans to take up passengers {n week-end flights. NEW KLAN RULINGS Hereafter State Realms Are To Have Big Voice In Selection Of Grand Dragons Appointed, Kansas City, Sept. 26,—A promise |that state realms hereafter will have |a voice in the selection of the grand dragons appointed to rule over them was made to delegates attending the imperial klonvokation of the Ku Klux Klan here yesterday by Im- good clothes. I have become so tired of living up to your campaign peeches of poverty and the money that I don't know what to do. I do feel sorry for your op- new fur and new gown to church Sunday. She’ll be envious, because, as the wife of the successful candi- | date, she must wear her old clothes!"” ' She Drives a Taxi | —Nanon Herren, 1f Popular Songs Were Illustrated My Sweetie Went Away Words of Magic Hoyle:~"My wife and I had needing | | perial Wizard H, W. Evans. | "I am going to tell you something |that will make you feel mighty |800d," he told the delegates. “Here- after each grand dragon whom I ap- | ponent’s wife, though. I'll wear MY point will be subject to the ratifi. cation of the kian in the state where |he is appointed.. Now, ian't that democratic, boys? “The militant klancraft gives the wizard the right to appoint the grand dragons, but I'm going to do more than that. I'm going to let iyou boys say whether you want the grand dragon I appoint.” U. of P. Opens Today For Its 185th Year Philadelphia, Sept. 26.—The Uni- versity of Philadelphia opened its 185th year today with exercises in Weightman Hall. While the complete enroliment will not be known for two weeks, the number of students registered will be inm excess of 15,000 including those.4n the summer and extension courses. In accordgnce With the policy outlined by President Josiah H. Penniman and approved by the board of trustees, the enroliment in nearly all departments has been res- tricted. More than 2,000 students who applied for admission éeuld not be accomodated, Discussing the cost of education, President Penniman said that sta- tistics recently published showed that at one of the oldest American universities the students paid ap average of $267 while for each stu- dent the university expended an average of $835 a year. He declared a[that students who received scholar- little argument, last night, and she |ships owed it as their primary duty hasn't spoken to me since.” to the universities and colleges to Shaw:—*"T wish you'd tell me what [repay it as soon as they were able you said to her, old man. I'd like to|after entering business. try it on mine.” —W. O. 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Sarday...cn 9110 g7 $79,00 ACKETS—Of white, d b t m::;nm"n plain Alm: :lod':l. “5;:?:“ ;mfl" o $49-00 SQUIRREL TRIMMED POIRETSHEEN FROCKS — In clever scarf model with fur on the collar, cufis and pockets, shown in malay, viatka, navy blue and oxblood.. Regular $ price $20.00. Saturday Spécial . 25-00 TAILORED FLANNEL DRESSES—For spgrts and husiness wear, shown in shutter green, oxblood, viatga, malay, in $l 4 9 8 smart long sleeved models, Special for Saturday. .. . grey and brown ., ., UARACUL FUR JACKETS — In cocoa, tan, beige and black, made of full skins, regular price SILK AFTERNOON FROCKS—Of fiat silk crepe in several at- These are most tractive models for women, unusual values at . $22.50 Bt e If anyone thinks New York isn’t a quiet and peaceful place just let him look at this picture. It's a cross-section of life on therd crowded East Side. It tells its own story better than words. e DR. FRANK CRANE'S DAILY EDITORIAL A Princess in Squalor By DR. FRANK CRANE inquest of Sylvia Pearfon, aged sixty-two, wife of Edward Pearson, an old-age pensioner living in Mayfair, London, West, the other day, the story came out that Mrs. Pearson had been really a Russian Princess who died under «onditions of appalling squalor. At the » th XKent, the landlady, £ald that the couple had lodged with her for fifteen yearg. The man was cighty-four years of age, Mrs, Pear- son had been very poor but was known as the Pringess Orloff. Mrs. Kent added that when she gave the couple food the woman.would open the door just far enough to take it in. The man had not been out of the house for twelve years. The Princess was found dead in her bed one morning and had not had her clothes off in ten years. A policeman said that he found letters in the room addressed to H. 8. H. Princess Orloff. The coroner said the woman sppeared to have been a Russien aristocrat who had been livipg in circumstances too hor- rible to describe. Such instances as this would not be so striking if jt were not for the fact that the person had been in better elrcumstances. For, “The sorrow’s crown of sorrow is remembering happler days.” In fact all of the misery and tragedy to which the human race Is subjected affects us mostly by contrast, The drunkard in his cups wouid not be so miserable were it not for the fact that he once had an oppor- tunity to live the normal and respectable life among his fellows. Thackeray describes & Frenchman, whom he met in Parls, who had always becn satisied and optimistic until upon one occasion, he strove to acquire & fortune and failed; after that he was always a wretched and disappointed man. Perhaps death s only terrible because of its contrast to life, just as our existing life is only tragic,compared with what it might have been Always hopes have their shadows, and it remains true that “Of all sad words of tongue or pey, the saddest are.these, ‘It might have been'.” #Copyright, 1924, by The McClure's Newspaper Eyndicate.