Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, October 30, 1913, Page 7

L3 l Teacher of Music ‘Taduatea from the Conservatory of #1p21g (Germany). Member Amer- mrth Virginia Ave., Lakeland lano, Harmiony and Vocal Culture. ‘lano Tuning. or all occasions. Reasonable terms , Make good uara cement brick, red pressed brick, blocks of bouse piers, drain tile from three to / | l If it ls' good work you want call the old re- \iable at §08 West Main street, next TRANSFER L”\' ES raying snd Haullng of Al £ina. Prompt and Reasovable wervio, Guarantewd W. YARNELL Wassessor to W. K. MeRae all sizes, eighteen inches; we also build side- walks, foundations, floors. to eitrus exchange, or phone 330 red. 5 | { | | | | i FLORIDA ATINAL VAULT CO. Successor to Lakeland Artificial Stone Works Household Moving @ Specialty w. B S Sub it JWL el tel SELUWT et e r~ ZIMMERMAN, MGR. Jhe Lodges.. ROV OACTTROOTROOI00000C 800000' Pahu Chapter, V. B. 8 meess v |3 SAMUEL F. SMITH. M. D. Practice Limited to Treatment second and fourth Thursday night and Operations of of each monih at 7:30 p. m. Mn § Wlors Keen, W. M.; 4. F Wtaor |3£YE,EAB.,N08EANDTHBOAT ey, ‘3 Phone: Office 141; Residence 22 Lakeland Lod r 3 Suita - Brvane Building 9 ela (] . 31, a T ! Bhoty R ' 220000000 a2 RQ0OIOO0OQ NE. Regular comreuntcaticne heid o wecond and 4th Mondsys ai YE0 DR. W. R. GROOVER— au Federation of Musicians, 306 | la., phore!299 Black. Lessons iv | Orchestra furnished { Residence Phone G7 Green. Office 109 | e Protessions- THE EVENING TELEGRAM, LAXELAND, FLA,, OCT. 30, 1913. Albert Vontoska — | SOOI HS DALY PISSHORD | | By GEORGE ELMER COBB. | “I'm sorry for you, Ned,” observed | Cyrus Moore. “I'm sory for myself,” responded Ned Dayton, rather grewsomely. “Look here. Cyrus, you're my best chum and you are the cousin of the girl I love. { ther and his ways pretty well. Is he j really the terrible tyrant they de- scribe him?” “Ned,” explained Cyrus, solemnly, “he's a regular ogre. He'll probably ! gnash his teeth and jump on you and maybe throw you from his of- fice window. I know two fellows who made up to Leila and submit- ted their prospects to the old man. {One has left town and the other is running yet.,” Ned looked pretty much concerned. If he had not been so much in love, he might have noticed a sly twinkie in the eye of his mischief-making comrade. “Well,” observed Ned after a mo- . ment of serious thought, “I'll beard what may.” the aileged ogre's only daughter. | vitation of Cyrus Moore, his chum, SOQA0GAO O QG000 | to meet his fate. It was decidedly up £ to him now to advise stern dignified : g 8 | old Judge Allen that he wished to | enter his family as a son-in-law. There could be no possible objec- tions to this, except that Ned had | mo business experience and was cred- }uloua and finnocent of the ways of ; the worid. been true he would have discounted | Moore’s lurid references to Leila’s | father and have recalled Moore's rep- {utation as a practical joker on all & Viaithie brethren cerdially Doatibns rives LU ONENATY e PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Ned had not as yet seen Judge Al- 1 WILHON, Becy len except at a distance. Of a — e e~ |Rooms 5 and 4 Kentucky Building verity the judge was a rather sewere X OF B. Lakeland, Florida and ulira-diznified looking person. R ety Ree e y Ned could show up pretty well, how- ‘... ; .N s -(v . GOOBOOBE I Voo o, | €ver. as to family income and pros- st 4.3 at Odd Fellows Hall, Vim 9 hed Cin July, Q‘ pects, it he was only given a chance (KE € cMBUSTI RIWRIN WnjooTRe i , e 2lto ent his claims o Q DR, W. 8. IRVIN @ ! LLIY L. W. YARNALL, < : i < “That's just it, you see,” declared GURLCE Nill» ; P_ENE_S_?_ 0 Cyrus. the sly tease. “It's breaking 8. 8. McCRARY, Secretary. o Room 14 and 15 Kentucky B 3 iy 1I'hone: Oiice 1505 Re 5 5 RS R WWOOCO 00 O YORL 33, G. A R, Meoto the ATsL Jaturasy i erer ,‘.‘J":":"D':‘ S i R wontn &0 10 & W. at tie Loue o ¢ BLANTON & LAWLER . M. =parit v Kontiacky avéiue ATTORNEYS-AT LAW ng €1 ¢adence phone, te mun LN tice phote, 208 b o s v ) walcon. 4 . . SR v o L‘" gimgauione ;"-/" 3 DR. SARAIL k. WHEELER eonara, i, Y, J Wilgon oYy VRS ETRIGEER G R 3 QSTEOPATH g Lakelang Camp No. 7%, W, 4. W 3 Rooms 2 and 3, S..per Building, «k: -meets every Thursda nixit \Woon 3 LAKELAND, FLA. 8 men Circle firet and third Thursdu, | 20000 000 P AQO0O0 afternocus at 3:0v o'clock. W. U *Bttridge, Councls Commarder, Mre gu ----- v "g ilala Jibb, Gusidian of Circle. g v O —— ~ s Special lui Given to Polk Encamyment No. 5, I O ¢ 2 m_” A“m” ‘“fu D g ., meets the first and tuirs Moo |5 DISEASES OF WOMEN AND ~ days. Visiting Patriarchs welcom: |4 CHILDREN P F. A. McDONALD, Serive |9 Deen-Bryant Bidg., Suite 8. | “That Young .":::;" Growled the o 1houe w s D G MDRAMAN, SOOI ; } Chief Patriarch Orange usiossom Div. No. 8¢ Q. 1 A to B of L. K. meets over eocond and fourth Wednesdays o ears mouth at 2:30 . m. Visitia, Sisters always welcome, MRS ). C. BROWN Becy B, 0. BOGERS, LAWYER g Lakeland. Florida. QULOQCOY 210t Q00000 aoets overy Tuesday night et ' R. B. HUFFAKER o'clock, at Micoonald's hall. @nited Briuherhood of Carpemter —Attorney-at-Law— and Joiners of America, Locs! 1776 Meets each Thureday ulght .. Morgau & (roover hall, ove Bates’ Dry Goods Store. Visitic brothe.s welcome. ], 1. MARS:'ALL, Presicext Room 7, Stuart Bldg. Bartow; Fla, TUCKER & TUCKER —Lawyers— J. W. LAYTON, Vice Prer Raymondo Bldg. Lakeland, Florida J. W. JOGAN, Treasure: ! 9 ¥WELDS, Fin. Becy. & o d f DIELIR.CH, Ke¢ Seey 4. L. (0X, Conductor BA N BOYER. f. W. BCaRR, €. L. WiLL)UGHBY LOUIS A. FORT ARCHITECT LAKELAND KIBLER HOTEL, FLA Elnora Rebekah Lodge No. @eets every second and fourtd Mor @ay nigbws at I 0. O- F. hall vVt tag brothers and wsters cordislh Mavitea. MR, (. E. ROBERTSON, N 6 MRS, JUY ARENDELL, Bec. Lake Lodge No. 2,1.0. 0.7 meets P.iday nights at 7:30, at ) W. 8. PRESTON, LaAWYER BARTOW, FLORIDA Examination of Titles and Real Estate Law a Bpeclalty QORI QUL PR AN L Lo 8 Room 7, Bryant Bldg. Phone 269 ¥ 13 -] the first ice with the judge that counts.” “Bay, couldn't you introduce me?” suggested Ned with eagerness. “Me? Why,"” declared Cyrus, “it would doom your case at the start. Truth is, I am down In the judge's bad books for a joke I played on him. Mixed up some law references he had in an important case and made a monkey of him in open court, He never forgave me. Oh, esay!” o | fairly shouted Cyrus, as though struck | cent. in insanity, with the increase in by a sudden idea of tremendous force—*"the very thing!" “What is?” inquired Ned hopetully, “Why didn't I think of it before!" exclaimed Cyrus, “magnificent! It solves the problem. 1 can put you in just right with the judge—hur- (rah! I D. L. A S 0. M” You must know her fa-| | this desperate lion in his den, come ! Ned was inspired with no ordinary ! |love for pretly petted Leila Allen, He | | had come down to Hopeton at the in- | If this latter had not' rAGR AVar B A e e W] ; J. P. McCORQUODALE The; Florida Avenue Grocer 290——PHONE RED —i290 Respectfully asks his friends and the pub: generally to give him a call when needing Fresh Meats, Groceries, Vegetables, Etc. HE WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT AND WILL GUARANTEE SATISFACTION jwize, jumping to his feet and seiw ing a law book. “Did you come here to insult me? If you don't get out of e doublp quick il break one in your bedy!” S R clatter!—the per-! tu Ned got through the doorway just as the ponderous law tome grazed his head, shattered the glass | in th> ofice door and preceding him on a rushing roll down the stairs and to the street. Ned sought his friend Cyrus for consolation, but found that he had suspiciously and mysteriously left town on a fishing trip. He dared not | venture to call at the Allen home | that night, but managed to meet Leila | on the street. | “Oh, if T only had that scapegrace, Cyrus Moore!” cried Lella, when Ned | had narrated his dismal story. | “Why, what has Cyrus got to do | with it?" asked the unsophisticated | Ned. | “He has played one of his practical | jokes on you and I will take delight | in Voxing his ears when he puts in [ an appearance again!" declared the | irate little miss. ‘“About two years ago some jokers got papa to join the ‘Sons of Monus.’” They gave him a terrible initiation and he never | forgives even an allusion to the host.” “I certainly have put my foot in it!"” groaned poor Ned. “You certainly have,” agreed Leila. “What car I do?” “Go and £v papa and explain,” ad- | vised Leila. Somehow Ned could not summon up the couiaze to do this. He passed the Allen home the next eve- ning. There were no lights in the house and he took up his station in the shadow of a big tree. “The family have gone out to some ! neighbor's, 1 suppose,” he reasoned. “I'll stay here and catch the judge as he returns.” It was nearly one-half am hour ! later when Ned pricked up his ears. ! The gate latch of the Allen place clicked and some one came out. He recognized the light overcoat the | Judge wore. As the pedestrian passed "him Ned stepped out from covert. ! “Just a word, judge,” he began— | | | I | Lakeland S,eeg Company 218 FLOP‘QIDA AVENUE Fresh Garden Seeds, Bird and Sunflower Seeds, Pop-Corn for Popping, Millet and Rye Incubators, Chick Food, Shelis, Grits, Cop- peras. Charcoal, Tobacco Dust, Sulphur Powder Tilghman's Condition R P Powder -~ WHY SAFER THAN CASH Paying by checks is not only more convenient than pay- o «ng in cash, but it is safer, | The wearer of the overcoat shot out his . dropped something he P 3 imi H was eorr £ and put down the street ! bcc'usc “ ehmlna(es rlSk o' on a run. . “Wll, his fs quecr!” commented loss. Your account subject Ned, starine vaguely after the fusi- tive. “de dropped a package, I de- (0 Check--largc or Sma"-'ls clare!™ | Ned stared l,.mll as hnl opened a lm» cordia“y invi(cd, low case to find it stuffed full of il- verware, documents and Jewelry. ! He guessod the oracle speedily—a burglar had looted the Allen home, AMER]CAN S[AI[ BANK ! taking t Judue's overcoat as well ! Ned sat down on the front steps 1?0 await the return of the Allens. J L SKIPPER P.E. GHUNN 4 Soon Leila and Ler father came into President Gashier view, { “Why, Ned!™ exclaimed the dangh- ’ e “That young ' growled the LR Judge. “You'll find a better password | P o S -~ than your lact one, if you expueet to stay aronnd here.” see—{his is my password on ntoocension,” explained Ned, as he handed over the stolen plunder and explained about it. The judge was fairly delighted to recover papers of great value, he de- clared. Ned took heart, “Judge Allen,” he said manfully, “there’s only one password I'll ever | use, if you consent to my plea for happiness.” “And what's judge. “Lefla—first, last and all of the time—Leila!” (Copyright, 1913, by W. G. Chapman.) CHICAGO GIVEN GREAT SHOCK Insanity Found to Be Alarmingly on the :Increase in the First City of Illinols. Chicago has just completed a cen- sus and alarm i8 felt over the figures, which show an increase of 25 per |PHONE 2-3-3 | GARBAGE CANS Made to Order by CARDWELL & FEIGLEY Electrical and Sheet Meal Workers PHONE 233 that?” asked the population only 12 per cent. in four years. Dr. H. I. Davis, county physi- cian of Cook county, Illinois, declares | that the number of insane people in- | creases steadily each year. It is a fact, however, that the undue | increase in insanity I8 in many in-| | etances coufined to certain sections of | 4 | - I e Office Upstairs East of Sourt House “Fh!™ stared the bewildered Ned, | the country in eycles or waves, There wondering if bie fricud was taking | wili pe o period in which a marked in- leave of his senses. | erease in woental derangement will be ! “‘l Dearly Love A Son Of jnoted. Then statistics will suddenly Momug'—zee?" propounded Cyrus. shift and the lunacy ratio will go down “I dont.” confessed Ned in hope- | in gections where it was high and g0 less wonderment } up in sections where it was compara- “Secret pociety. Great go in town | tively low. Just what is the reason for two years ago. Got the judge t0 | this has not been determined, al- }joln. Initiated him. First thing you though alienists and others have of- do when you &ce him shout that at | fered all sorte of explanations, h'm. Then give the password " One of these {8 that when a great “What is it?" inquired Ned In his | calamity befuils a community children artless way. catching on. born of parents who have suffered “Sesquepedalian.” much through the calamity are likely “What'll he do then?" to be born mentally deficlent. The “Recognize you as a brother mem- | parents themselves may not suffer in ber—take you to his fraternal and | that way because, being fully grown paternal arms. Oh, how lucky 1| and matured mentally, they survive though of it!” and Cyrus chuckled | ¢hg ghock. Put FIRE In Your Life Work ¥ FOR SUCCESS! Firelin your furnace for warmth and comfort but put A_FIRF_INSURANCE PoLicy In your strong box to make l 9. 0. F. bail. Visiting brothers 8r' | ——————————————"—"77 tji| he wriggled. ou safe from loss by fi Qe In perfect good faith Ned Dayton o . y 8 Dy fire T . oo 1° leatied at the ofice of Judge Allen BY 91 Aavw 4. 4. REYNOLDS, Sec. JEREMIAH B. SMITH 0. M. EATON, N. G. NOTARY PUBLIC LOANS, INVESTMENTS IN REAL ——— The VFraternal Order of kagi~ ESTATE = bk g 7:39, at 0dd Fellows’ hall. J. H. WILLIAMS, Presient T M. SMAILS Secretary e —————————— 3B.2OR LaReland Lodge No. 1391, Benerc fat and Protective Order of Elks W0ets every Thursday night in lods feoms over postofics. Visiting drett ORORGE WNORE. E. R M eardially w- Better see me at once sell for cash or on easy terms. 14, Futch & Gentry Bidg. e LAKELAND, FLORIDA of Happinesa, ~Atlanta Constitution 00 “Get out In the sunlight® says a |itor a terrible look. Qeorgia philosopher, “and see Happi- aess coming down the ioad, picking & banjo for the whole world to danoal” Here's a bit of cross-examination @dug up by a jovial lawyer from his fund of reminiscences: Q—Now, what were the exact words used by the prisoner when he spoks to It has been saip: “The consciousness ¢f well-do ng is an ample reward” ] We represent the following reliable companies: you A—Ho said ho stole the waren, | I 10€lity Underwriters, capital $4,500.000 Q—No, no. He wouldn't have used | German American, capital 12.000,00¢ B pacion. Philadelphia Und zrwriters, capital [14,750.000 A.—But there was no third H . o . o N P e Sty "m: Springfield Fire.and Marine, capital 2,000,000 Q~Then he must have sald: M A N'N & D E E N stole the watch.” Room 7, Raymendo Building |the following day. He stated his name. Yes, his host had heard him mentioned by his daughter, but he sald so gruffly and he scanned the young maan over as if he was on the witness stand. 1| *“Judge Aller,” spoke our hero, “I ‘| have come on a very particular er rand, but first—'1. D. L. A. S. 0. M."" “What!" The eminent jurist turned black in the face. He gave his innocent vis- A.—Begorra, maybe you did, but he didn’t squeal on you—Cincinmatl Times-Star. “ Sesquepedalian,’ " added the over eonfident Ned with a knowing smile. *Why—why!" fairly shrieked the oy v,