Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, June 7, 1912, Page 4

PAGE FOUR. {HE RVENING TELEGRAM LAK ELAND, FLA., JUNB'7, 1912 [m t‘vlm IG'Wl'a C 0 AND MEN. P“I.K I!lllllm nmm" INDECISION. q BEST PART OF FLORDIA| o:c o2 Vo2 oy i FOR SALE There is a world of truth in the Published every sfternoon from the|(,owing by Dr Frank Crane: Kentucky Build\ag, Lakeland, Fla.| At the restaurant where ! had my dinner last night was a waiter who Entered in the postofiice at Lake- | cught to have been a bishop. He had tand, Florida, as mail mattes of the|precisely that heavy air indicating that a huge weight of thoughkt vas oppressing him, that slow movement M. F. HOTHERINGTON, EDITOR.|of the head and ponderoue uplifting of the eyelid, that significant re- A. J. HOLWORTHY ticence and measured specch, that Business and Circulation Manager.| bespeak position. Of cours: he was - | merely stupid and bis tyrcid gland | . probably failed to operate sufficient- SUBSCRIPTION BATES.S 00 ly; still he ought to have been, if B T ""50 not a bishop, 2t least a judge. Ex- Six months ....... 0¥ cepting the hrains he had every qual- Three "'°““"wh‘e" ; wlthln 1;:: ification for an offie of great re- Dellvered any eponsibility. limits of the City of Lakeland How often we find the Misplaced (Continued from Page 1.) ber. Strawberries do well setting out the plants begins in September, apd the earliest shipments are about the holidays and continue through Jan- uary, February and March into April, when the crops begin to ripen farther north, Vegetables are important money crops, among them being Irish and sweet potatoes, tomatoes, celery, let- tuce, cucumbers, beans, cabbage, egg plant, etc.,, which may be marketed twice a year. The fall crops are planted in August and September and for 10 cents a week, Sl s L From the same office is issued THE LAKELAND NEWS s weekly newspaper giving a Tre- sume of local matters, crop condi- tions, county affairs, etc. Sent anywhere for $1.00 per year. Never suw more watermelons or better ones than are to be found in Florida just now, This is an ex- ceptionally good scason for the lus- c¢ious melon, which attains its great- est perfection in this part of Florida There is a rush to buy Tom Wat- son's magazine since all this stir about his arrest for printing obscene matter in it. When the purchaser of the magazbine finds, however, thai the matter referred to is in the Latin language, he realizes that he has been “stung again.” P n Some folks are already suggesting candidates for governor four years hence, Let's don’t force the crop. marketed in November and Decem- ¢ .| oer. The big spring crops are plant- ! have known one prominent in| g ;n japuary ang February and are church circles in Evansville, Ind., marketed in April and May. It is who belonged in the cafes of Paris, from this planting that northern and have seen a racing tout at Nice shipments are made. who had just’ the right temperament for a Christian Endeavorer in Omaha. Man! Any product of the garden grown in the temperate zone can be pro- I have now in my mind’s eye a lit- duced in South Florida. The fruit tle woman who is perfectly wretched, |, vegetable grower can profitably simply because she, by some shuke of | ynio0 his time the entire year, but the dice-box of fa Al into thet o0 many care to do this. And in wrong place. She is just a light,| yigoione sections of the State, be- life-loving, direct and uncomplicated | iqos the articles named, are grown nature; and she was born into a fam- | banana, plantain, sugar cane, cot- ily, God knows by what quirk in the ton, tobacco, rice, coffee, hemp, flax, | law of heredity, where all but she are [ 1pqi4n corn, barley, hops, buckwheat, self-tormenting, abnormally — con-| yuava from which our tapioca is sciemtious Puritans, To make the made, pineapples, pawpaws, persim- matter worse. she married the Wrong | nions, avocadoes, blackberries, mul- man (mainly to get away from home, { yoyppjes, figs, guavas, peanuts, cauli- I've always thought), und he has flower, okra, squash, beets, ete. The turned her hair gray. Nobody seems | ocoanut and the date palm flourish to blame. The poor thing's life seems | i1 the extreme southern part of the to have been a misfit, that's all. peninsula, a region in which but few I have seen ministers of the gospel [ rortherners care to locate, who by natural composition should The constant winds from the south- | : have been circus clowns; they had east, and the intercisaging air cus- that incurable itch for saying and|yents from the vuif tc the Atlantic g 1 There will be enough statesmen to | 40ing things to make people laugh. sclect from before it is necessary to I have known \mulmi‘llv actors advertise for applicants for the job. | Whose every insfinct wast propriety Mezntime, we krow the place is go- [ #nd who had an unconquerable: de- g to be held down properly for four [ Sire to moralize, and hence should give to the peninsulz of Florida a! tempered summer climate, especially in the highland lake region of Polk county, The humidity is not so great in July and August as in some of our years to come, 50 1t is useless to wor- ry about it for o long time yet. have been in the pulpit. middle States. The shade tempera- 1 knew an old commercial traveler | ture seldom reaches 96 degrees in who had been “on the road” for over | the summer, and rarely drops below p.ind; be looks before, he looks be- hind, and springs a grist of hems and baws and quotes a string of ancient | saws, and asks advice from Dick and Tom, and gets no benefit therefrom. He's always on the ragged edge; he makes a plan, and then he'll hedge, discard it for another plan, and then cn that he'll tie the can. When Jas- per started bis career propitious gods were smiling near; he had more changes to succeed than any sway- backed mortals need; but always he would hem and haw, and shy bogies made of straw, and pause to read the book of rules, and manufacture ob- :sucles. And Jasper, as we go to | press, is snorting round in great dis- tress. He's been abandoned by his frau; the sheriff Jevied on his cow; | he has no place to sleep or eat; the | coppers shoo him from the street. “I never had no luck,” he cries, and | with his whiskers wipes his eyes. By jall the fates I've been accurst; the {\world has kicked me from the first.” 1 see lots more, from day to day, all headed down the same old way. The lane of indecision goes into a region rank with woes, | 3 OWN AN AUTOMOBILE. We have contracted with the Stu- | debaker corporation to sell E. M. F. ;:.(t‘s and Flander's 20's. We have them here to show you. Anyone in- | terested please call or phone and we { will be pleased to demonstrate and quote prices, If you want a good, reliable car, you will not be disap- pointed if you purchase either of Ithere we have mentioned. S. M. Stephens. 1-28-tf G. C. Rogan. e, The Animal in Him, The man who is a bear at home ien't | dkely to be much of a lion elsewhere, S. L. A. CLONTS DEALER IN | | | | City, Suburban and Country Properig Homes, Groves, Farms at Real Ve Flood & Hendrix, Ownerg ICKLING TIME Plenty Spices all kinds for Pickeling and Gy Fruit Jar Rubbers 5¢ and 10c A Few Drugs Left But They are Going i LAKE PHARMACY MAIN ST. Exercise Your Right to criticize wherever you find anything in this store's service tha: iy not please you. We welcome criticism just as we appreciate praise. We Aim To Make This Dry Goods Store as nearly perf itu ti ) The Pe cola Journal paragraph-| thirty years, living in dusty hotels, |40 in the winter. The heat is not | y perfect as a human institu tion can be. And we shall b'l‘d er is daffy about brown eyes. For|traveling in jerky trains, and taking | destructive to human life as in the ea s a 5 ) ) ) en for reasons which married men will ap-[lonely cross-country rides in buggies|north, for a case of sunstroke has d grateful for your help with any preciate our publicly announced pref- | and sle and the one thing that[Pever been reported from any part erence is for eyes of azure hue, This | man wanted more than anything clse |©f the State, while there were some must not be construed, however, to| was a home, to putter about the|1200 deaths from heat prostration mean that we won't take a sly 1ook | house, to tinker with the clock and in our northern States during the g at the other kind when opportunity { mend the chairs and raise radishes, | Summer of 1911, it 31 | offers and the blue eyes are turned| How many a tragedy is due to| FOF many years past the eyes of | 6ITY AND COUNTRY PROPERTY— the other way. one’s simply being out ef place! the |the land hunter and the homeseeker slang phrase shrewdly expresses it; have been directed toward the west SOME FINE BARGAINS, suggestions that will help toward that result. Mr. Cleveland, the bright young|he is “in wrong."” and the great northwest. The rail- editor of the Fort Meade Leader,| What are you going to do when :"‘“ In that part of the United kives evidence in the first issue of the | two perfectly nice people get married | 2t¢8 have been hard at work for paper under his management that he [ who have no moral business to live [ To devoting both time and capital is “onto his job." We predict that|together? There are two sides to .ber?lly 1o the work ot devsioping he will make good and will do more | (he divorce question; and perhaps ?he Yast Stretches of territory. along than his part i Fort Meade will do|the offside has some of the will of iheir lines. The Pacific coast and hers. We are not afraid of making|God in it. the mountain States have made won- derful progress. 'M'M"o“"fl “:"‘ :"Wd b':' bragging | Byt then you can have the wrong| Now the growing area for our Gulf on him, a little pride not being amlss | king of chilg as well as marry the States has arrived. The milder cli- in the firm, one partner being Meek. wrong spouse. | have seen little | mate and its greater productivity are The PURIE Gbrda Hlerkid. oot born into a family of horsey |artracting wide attention. The great Gilhta: CRRLIE world Lo & kood thiae folk, and little natural-born cow- | rajlroads of Florida are only in their for Florida to abolish the LeglsIature | vug ey rery gy ©F refined |infancy; their length is being added R0 DUt i Siats e (e gL and finicky folk, and staid girls come | 1o daily; the Atlantic Coast Line is slon form of government, Tills would R otlbonpieduutbOgid b D the highiknd ikke rexlon] ARy ) % B ed, irresponsible boys bestowed upon | and within a few months has built ":l' ':::‘i::‘l\":(:l'::l:lflhl;' "‘r“‘lll(' ‘:J'::“‘ll"ll'llll T M ALk o, URHCAIHIONE oL Dllnd(‘e. lfl\kc Walles antics oIA fllll" lo'gislill‘()l‘fl add Illlhjh Sothing, much 18 to e done ex-|Crooked lake, Frosthraof, and last o tho- bilAviEy of the \leinige, &nd l.‘nA‘lll to get into the place you belong. | week operated its first train to Avon it you can; and if you cannot, then [ Park, twelve miles south of Frost- THE “NORFOLK” MODEL For that trip here’s just the thing Breezy, easy and elegant whether this is a strong argument in favor of X the retention of the representative Sl I’.‘l"‘ 9N system. And then those “‘reminis- ehedy. 18 ,M;“”'v uligreche ke it stretehing over many months hfnu.\ unless it be the dead man in subsequent to adjournment—think HES RTANG, of being deprived of them! Nay, And character is formed and peacs i tound, not by escaping, but by wd- proof, and is building still farther south, A lake front is considered tler, and if the soil is sandy the cli mate is all that can be desired fo the most desirable location for the winter visitor or the permanent set- | you go by train, boat, auto, airship f " / &\ or “shank’s mare” a “NORFOLA justing. * production of the growth of ida’s great variety of fruits and [of temperament, those whose every | bles. . W, Barber in Jack en Underwood idols, if you will, leave us our Legislatur'! . is appropriate. It's just as right Brer Jordan, deliver us to your braz- i i Sl fee] sorry for the poor waits for you “stay-at-homes” too. You The secretary of the Florida |"-,,Mt day ereaks on its hinges, those be- | svon Patrio Association has notified the Geod | TV Whose natave and environmen: Roads folks that there is no plac | thieresecg fo be Honcless, Nh“"\‘ETHE THUMB AN on the prozram of the former hody A PR TN l‘ IMPORTANT DIGIT i just ought to step in and sec the o a disenssg " KEEPING IN REPAIR. concerning cood roads. The secre- session for listend s A o new togs we have put in for men tary is right, The editors of Flor- ' Fehid e | Noman ever yet controlled oppor- | @ mb has | tunity and fate until he had fivsg | sociad customs of the peo ida know about as much concerning who want to keep cool, look ool good roads as any body of men in | 3 ; s e arned to control himseli Erkskine records that the State, and they are doing mor 0 any other set' of men to bring Maybe your wife, or your | peopl A and maintain a dressy appearance. Made by the “Pesks of Syracusc” and made as carefully as though they were to sell for much more than these figures-» $15.00 $18.00- -$20.00 All the latest in Shirts, Hosicry, Neckwear and the other !t Accessories so necessary to a careful Dressers’ Wardrobe. o or if you have neither, ther settiement 0 you, « s o Made in S\racuse NY. 10 run in harmony w Joining umbs Do not hasten 1 len says that kissing ¢ v and thy ¢ t of this honor 1 only incidentally re ic work, is in on imd not conduciy tinzs helpfal to all 1l t When the mee educational Pt} 10 that | IS AW have — ““ONE PRICE TO EVERYBODY" 10 cost of v or 1 1 pricelss worth of negs ' ma < not us free.—Pensacola Journal work. —Ruskin