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PAGE FOUR - ‘E KEY WT OTN * ~~" PHB CITIZEN PUBLISHING Co. PE RE AWEMAN, Yewident + Key Jest, Florida, as second class matter Member of the Associated Press ADVERTISING RATES Made known on application. ards of tnanks, resolutions of respect and obituary actices other than those which the paper may give as — - news, Wili be charged for at the rate of 6 sents a line. Notice of church*and society and all other enter- 4&inments trom which @ tevenue is to be derived will ye charged for at the rate of 5 cents a line. ‘The Citizen ts an open forum atid invites discussion at lie issues and subjects of local or general inter- = but it will not publish anonymous communica- . LE aie nana aN IMPROVEMENTS FOR KEY WEST ADVOCATED BY THE CITIZEN Water and Sewerage. Road to the Mainland. Comprehensive City Plan. Hotels and Apartments. Bathing Pavilion. é president is supposed to have the reins of jerit im his hands, even though he holds a “taany girls want to go on the stage, ‘of them would be beiter off to stay on Porch. Hh ok “peedert whose cars are being over- turned, should” be informed that a car runs better on its wheels: ‘than on top.” pe Enea venemaeen It is claimed that two per cont of the people do the world’s thinking, and the two per cent are * perfectly willing to admit that fact. It used to be customary to tell every boy that he might become president if he did well, but i: would take more incéritive than that now. The children don’t know what to do with them- selves during vatatiow, but’ they ‘will’ always be -al- lS Oo tave_2 good time cleaning up: the back pot ey — Pictures are printed showing~President and Mrs. Coolidge out walking with their.dogs, and curiosity seekers fwho pursue) them should ularly notice 'the dogs: ~ The woman who formerly packed her clothes in a trunk so big that the baggage man couNn’t handle it, now has what there is left of them in a suitcase so small she doesn’t need a porter. who, are making a study (of conditions in “this Summer. are generally coming to the conclusion that conditions in this state have been improved by the end of the era of speculation and estate gambling. “After the boom’? in Florida-finds the state with an unheard of amount of on hand and with an increasing program of improvements under way, which is a most conditiow for a state that is said to have TT a collapse. Spartanburg AS. C.) Herald. das 3 yéars ago old tongue-waggers predicted that the horse-and buggy would be the ruination ot thegyoung people of the nation: Now they are that the automobile will upset the morals generation and twenty years hence no doubt lay the blame on the airplane. of they But more ral than it.was fifty years ago and will no be no more immoral twenty years hence than iis teday. Tongue-wagging is a habit and rome tonmues work faster than the brain.—Jack- sofiville Times-Union, SUMMER READING ‘ - —— prevails with many persons, that ‘ they go, away on a summer vacation, they must have extremely light and frivolous read- ing, and that they ¢an not be expected ot peruse enything calling for any brain work. Yt if you could Watch the people who are do- ing large work in the world, you would find that mosi of them are not intellectually idle while rest- ing. President Coolidge,. for instance, brought " severalvolumeés:of, history and biography with him to his ‘vacation, resort, and is reading them. A jergt part of the professional men and women are doing solid reading during the summer. Which suggests thai when people are doing fine work in the world, they usually have a very streng desire for the acquirement of more know- ledge, and that attitude is the thing that enlarges their egpacity for achievement. part iat ci 5 meantime the younger generation is no | THE KEY WEST CITIZEN WHY NOT FERRYBOATS NOW? Highway Association to think about. It came from L. E. Spencer, formerly local agent of the Florida East Coast Rail- way. He told the Rotary Club about it at the meeting a week ago. Why not build ferryboats now to con- nect the present water ends of the Over- sea Highway? Why net? The highway is building; much of it is being traversed today by mo- tor cars. Mr. Spencer suggests that the day which Icey West anticipates might well be hastened by the construction of four boats, two for each gap, with capacity of possibly twenty cars. each, If the boats are looked upon more fav- orably as a temporary adjunct to the Road for a year or two before it is completed, it is wholly probable Key West might derive instant and direct benefits from the use of such a quartet of ferries as soon as they could be constructed. Mr. Spencer further pointed out that where these boats landed the centers of four small towns would instantly spring into being. This would be an immediate asset in the development. oe property in Monroe County, As a tentative figure, $50,000 Splece was suggested, or $200,,000' to complete the four. When the Highway was fin- ished. the boats could be.sold or put to Florida coastwise or harbor use, The idea is progressive and it is prac- tical. It opens up a vista of thought that ought to crystallize. in to actions before the next season begins, Why not build ferryboats now? DEMOCRATIC RECOVERY The Democratic hosts should not feel that be- cause they are thrown down at one’ election, the same results are going to follow right along. It has proved many times that the people on some sudden impulse will vote very strongly against the Democratic faith, and then in a couple of years they will turn right around, and come back to Dem- ocratic position. those fat discovery to, and it is constantly being found truths are being neglected. When’ is made, the coun‘ry quickly retains to the only party that has maintained “4tontinuous history sirtee the formation 6f ‘thé, -goyernmenti * The country threw down the Democratic par'y in 1920, because it was heartily sick of the burdens ereated by the war. If wanted a change, and it did not st to consider what kind of a change it Waa @etting, and it found that the war burdens had to be earriéd just the same whichever party was in power. In 1924 the country threw down the Democrat- ic party again, largely as the result of the contro- versies that developed in the national convention of that year. recurrence of these disputes during the present campaign. The Democratic party is built on the idea ‘that in order to secure justice and a fair opporiunity for the common people, the power must largely be kept in the hands of the common people. The peo- ple of wealth and aristocratic position may say they are better qualified to run the government. But even if they were, they frequently fail to grasp the needs of the common people. The government should be in the hands of those whose first aim is to secure human welfare to the masses.‘ There seems no reason to expect the CRUELTY TO HEATHEN Reports cf an almost unbelieveable outrage erican missionary, branded a small Korean boy for stealing a few apples. According to Associated Press dispatches, the missionary burned the word “thief” on the flesh of each of the boy’s cheeks with nitrate of silver. from school, to carry the accusing scars yehere for life. To the credit of the Seventh Day Adventists, } to which sect the missionary belonged, it-may be said that upon proof of the charge Haysmeir was promptly dismissed by the Far Eastern organiza- | tion of the denomination, and his dismissal was ap- ington. It would be difficult to suggest a mode of punishment too severe for such unmerciful, inhv-.| ly by mere dismissa! from membership in 2 religious denomination. vance that they will all be failures. However, the j =erey for the sake of getting into trouble. Here is something for the Oversea | There are certain fundamental truths in the Democratic creed that the country has to conforat come from Korea, where C. A. Haysmeir, an Am- | | Later the jeers of the child’s playmates drove him | proved by the Adventist mission board in Wash- | | man treatment of a child, especially a heathen | | lad, and Haysmeir is getting off entirely too light- The younger generation are making many ex- | periments, and the old timers will tell them in ad- | young crowd should not go into something new | The Trick Mule BY ‘CHARLES P. SYEWART NEA Service Writer We sg2= With nearly at the ore. in the mou tains or takiyfg life easily in some other ccawspot. “I find Washington lesirable place in which to work: during the mid-summer months.” observes President William Green of the American Federation of Labor Tt was 99.5. too. by the weather bureau's thermometer the day Green made this remark. and unofficial in- struments were away over 100, Mevertheless. the A. F of L, nent rally did look cb0} and comfoFtable The truth is that William Green is” acealm. even tempered individual: who doesn't let little things like weather get on his nerves. eee REEN looks the part of @ prest- dent of the A F. of LHe looks {t even more than Samuel Gompers did -Gompers looked like a great man —a statesman. He lacked staturé?|é but there was power in his face. and genius. So far as appearances were concerned, he might have been presi- dent of anything—a railroad or the United States Steel Corporation or the United States itself, But there that he ever had worked with his hands, though of course he had Green suggests the practical work ing man—e high type. but ft doesn't strain “he imagination to visualize him as a miner. and right on the job in a real mine. abe OMPERS obviously was consct- ous of his greatness. It wasn't conceit. He was intellectually away above that. ‘He appraised him. delf, however, at what he was worth. You kaew. in conversation with him that you were talkiig to a poten tate, Green is wholly unassuming He sits at his desk in his shirt sleeves. snybedy can get in to see him who ‘and if you didn't know it in advance. you'd never guese who and what he is, he’s so completely free from any trace of “side.” Gompers was brilliant Green is substantial. He hae a chunky. powerful figure. of medium height. His face ie square and reso- lute. It serious—not much inclined to smile, Its owner's whole makeup hints at the sacrifice of the ornamen- | tal in the isiterests of strength. NOTHING TOUCHED IT! spot until I took Foley Pills, a {diuretic stimulant for the kidneys. | it am so glad I can recommend} | them to others.” Eased of «her ipair, Mrs. Ellen. Reighard of South Fork, Penna., writes this jthankfully. Foley ills have help-! led many people—a reliable valu- lable medicine guaranteed to ~ ntly your draceiet Key West Drug| Mecover augi-lm } As j for Foley Pills. y only $2.00 Key West Electric down. Read; Company’s ad./ aug. 4-t1 FURNITURE RENOVATED, Upholstered and Refinished, Mattresses Made Over Parlor Cushions Made | W. R. Garing, 509 Wiltiacs Si. everybody efe of consequence | was little about hie looks to suggest { aag even a moderately good excuse. | | “Nothing touched that aching) DAILY LESSONS IN. ENGLISH By W. L. GORDON ee | | ! | | Words often misused: Don’t say i“my papers are arranged dif- aks La jan’ yours.) Say “from | yours.” j gant. Accent the first, syllable. Often misspelled: lone 8, two n’s. Synonyms: Greedy, avaricious, miserly, jrapacious, voracious. i Word studyg ‘‘Uge.a word thre: times and ft i yours’” Let us in- crease our: vocabulary by master- ing onejword each day. Today’s}' word: Posture; position of the |‘ body; attitude. _“She retained] her standing posture and awaited commands.” stingy, penurious, LOOK AND LEARN By, A. C. GORDON 1. Did the United States or Great Britain first use postage stamps? 2. What are Benedictines? | 3. What and where are the} Isles of Shoals? 4. What is the typical bird of | the trees? 5. Who wrote “Snow-Bound?” Answers To Yesterday’s Questions | Cleopatre. Rookwood Pottery. Geoffrey Chaucer. General James Longstreet. | Alaska. \ | j | | | | The Registration Books for the | General Election will be open at) ;my Office at the County Court | House for the Registration of | j Electors 3 days in each week,/ Monday, Wednesday, and Satur- | day, from 9 o’clock A. M. to 12) | M. and 2 o’clock P. M. until 5 P.| | M. from the first Monday in Aug-| | ast until October 9th. JOSEPH ROBERTS, | Supervisor of Regisiration. | july 31-2 wks. | NOTICE Herbert C. Rullon of Cambridge | Often. mispronounced: Conver- |’ Hosanna; |_ BARBS “Step slandering our young peo | ple,” says a London professor. Well, you make them stop slandering us. Wild women: of Africa have long hair end go without clothes, while our’s have short hair. Cleveland school is to teach women thow to vote, Can't be done. Been trying to teach women for years. Landlords lead a hard life. Tenants have so much inducement to commit suicide when the rent comes due. ;, The cause of most divorces is that | nm are such poor liars. After leaving a speakeasy you jusually holler loud. (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Ine i SOUTHBOUND ARRIVE 6:25 A. M. 3:00 P. M. SATURDAY. » AUGUST 7, 1926.. Florida East Coast “ml FLAGLER SYSTEM THE ST. AUGUSTINE ROUTE Effective April 20, 1926 Havana Special Royal Poinciana Dining Car Service—Trains 75 and 76 For Further Information See the Ticket Agent J. D. RAHNER, General Passenger Agent NCRTHBOUND LEAVE 7:30 P. M. 2:00 P. 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