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Beaming. “Remember,” admonished the rev- erend gentleman, “when you begin to notice the mote in your neighbor’s eye there is pretty certain to be a beam in your own.” “That’s right,” replied Sinnickson, “it makes the average man’s whole face beam to find a mote in his neigh- bor’s eye.”—Pittsburg Press. SEVERAL BARGAINS IN STOCK OF dairy farm jands right in the corn and clover district of Central Minnesot three to four miles of railroad station: 300 acres, one-half mile lake frontage, at $> per acre; 160 acres with meadow brook at $6 per acre; 160 acres adjoin- ing at terms, one-fourth cash, ‘re: long time; come at once to get th agents wanted. Thos. E. Sime, Endi- cott Bldg, St. Paul, Minn, Blocking Him. “My boss has promised to raise my salary on the first of next month,” said Slyman. “Sorry, old man,” said Newitt, “but I've had to borrow some money my- self this week.” Heart Disease Relieved in 30 Minutes. by Dr. Agnew’s Heart Cure. 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Cole & Co., Black River Falls, Wis KEEP A BOX HANDY THRIFTY FARMERS are invited to settle in the State of Maryland, where they will find a delightful and healthy climate, first. claés markets for their products and plenty of land St reasonable prices. Maps and descriptive pamph- Jets will be sent free upon application to &. BADENHOOP, Se’ 'y State Board of Immigration, BALTIMORE, MD, CONSUMPTION “Tf it wasn’t for Ackersly, our tray- eling representative, I would be sit- ting around taking life easy now,” said the discontended-looking man. “What did Ackersly do?” asked his companion, feeling called on to be in- terlocutor. The complainant breathed heavily and then said: “It was about two months ago that he came rustling in from a short trip through Illinois, Indiana and Ohio and you could see in a minute he had something on his chest. He gathered five of us fellows who he knew had been salting away a little in the bank and told us he had a scheme to let us all in on the ground fioor of a good thing. “It seems that while he was spend- ing several days down in a little In- diana city where we were having some trouble he met an old chum— a lawyer—who was promoting an oil well, or rather, trying to promote the capital out of investors. He took Ack- ersly over the property and gave him a strong talk. “As I understand it, about ten or fifteen years ago, when they struck natural gas down there, some gas driller stumbled onto an oil well while drilling, but not caring for oil in the excitement to get gas he plugged the well by dumping a lot of stone in and putting in an iron plug—or something like that. “But in the last few years oil’s be- gun to look up—Ackersly says—and | this friend of his had the great scheme of boring right down beside this old well and shooting it. It Was Prophet of Evil. Prof. Rudolph Falb of Vienna is dead. He had a remarkable career. He earned an enviable reputation in the scientific world as a meteorol- ogist. He wrote on the subject with care, learning and authority. In his later years, however, he was largely discredited among scientific men be- cause he became possessed of the idea that he could foretell the occurrence of earthquakes. Some of his guesses hit the mark, which only added to the suffering he caused by erroneous pre- dictions. In 1893 he predicted that the island o. Zante, off ihe west coast of Greece, was about to be shaken by a severe earthquake. The prediction came true, and so did his prophecy of an earthquake on the mainland of Greece in 1894, It was natural, therefore, that when he said Athens would be terribly shaken on the approaching May 5 the people of that city should be thrown into great consternation. Thousands Pathos of Dying Rose. The loving sun has gone behind the hill; The nadows die ulong the withered My heart ihe highway dust begins to fill, And how I dread the minutes as they pass! My petals are all withered, dying, dead; My youthful hopes I've seen, like dreams, depart, And, one by one, my dear companions ed, And left me with a dried and empty heart. When first the sun-god kissed my blush- ing lips, My new-born soul. was drenched with airy wine; And when she’ touched me with her fin- gers’ tips Life, laughter, love and paradise were mine! But, he never plucked me from my She passed, and I have watched for her in vain I thought her breast would be my dia- dem, i And the beating of her heart my life's | refrain. My acorn thoughts were heart of sum- A Kansas Musical Critic. The editor of the Bosworth Star- Sentinel received a complimentary copy of a new song entiiled, “When First We Met,” the other day. about it, he wrote: “As the editor of this paper does not know semiquaver from a diapason, or a bas clef from a bone tumor, he will be expected to give an extended no- tice of the production. We can say, however, that the type used in print- ing the song was clear and plain, and the paper seems to be of the best quality of rag. The design on the front page is artistic, and the words ae eee MEN ARE TO WEAR CURLS. Olid Barber Asserts Fashion ts on Eve of Ravival. Curled hair for men is coming in again! “I had two valets here yesterday,” said the old baber, “teaching them the mystery of curling a man’s hair. They wanted only the side wave, the most beautiful of all curls. But that wili be followed by the long front curled love lock that you see in the pictures of the fashionable men of thirty years ago. I went ten years without having a man in my chair that wanted a curl. Six months ago one came, Since then Think- | ing it was up to him to say something | a demi- | not | couldn't lose, Ackersly said. “We'd have to have money to leas¢ the land from the farmer and to pay for the drilling and shooting. Askers- ly and his friend would each put up @ hundred and he wanted us to put in fifty apiece. We organized at once and the work began the next week. “Ackersly couldn’t work at all. He had to have daily reports on the prog: ress of the drilling and talked sand strata, shale and trenton rock until we all commenced picking out our colleges. The day that they dropped the go-devil down on to the 200 quarts of nitro at the bottom of the well Ack. ersly and one of the boys from the office went down there to be present at the joyous event. “They came back gloomy—the well was a dry hole or ‘duster.’ But Ack- ersiy got us together and said a sec oad shot might doit; would cost only $25 apiece, as we had the lease rights. So, like plunging deeper to get back our loss, we sunk twenty-five more. Nothing doing. We quit. Four weeks ago my cousin Ben came up from In- diana to see me. He lived in the oil region; said his farm was a cinch oil property, and. was trying to raise $300 to do it. Would I come in on the ground floor? I gave him the laugh and said I'd bought two bricks from the doughnut school of romance and was all in. “Ben was up here again yesterday. He told me he got an easy mark who was a retired farmer to put up the cojn—and the two are now cutting up $3,000 every month from their well Think of it!”—Chicago News. of them fled from the city, many tak ing refuge on ships at the Piraeus. Nobody slept in Athens the night} before the predicted earthquake, and thousands spent the hours of darkness in open places around the city. May 5 was a beautiful day, and there was nothing to mar it except the distress and discomfort caused by the earth: quake prophet. In the following year Falb predict- ed an earthquake for a certain day in Chile, and the people of Santiago were thrown into great excitement. Every railroad car that could be mustered into service was busy for a day or two carrying refugees away from the city. There was no earthquake, but the misery and loss inflicted by Falb’s prediction were considerable. Very little has been heard of Falb since that time. His seems to have | been a case of a scientific man gone wrong. After the fever of earthquake prophecy seized him he never added anything; to the work that had given him a respectable standing. mer dreams; They never grew breeze; floated streams— peloves Were only butterflies and es. to oaks to kiss the They My far away on dreamy The butterflies caressed and kissed and fle To tell some younger rose of what they | | stole; | ‘the bees sucked from my heart its| | youthful dew, ; And every drop of nectar from . my) soul. To-night the winds will blow my heart | away In countless particles of scentless dust. | To-night the winds will blow away to- ay In alleyways of yesterdays to rust. | star-bespangled | Sun-flooded and nights! Old moon that’: countless yi Soft winds delight Ye only | tears. ~John Ernest McCann in Herald. days bathed the earth rs! rains and all that life; for swee now my passions—and my York New are as tender as a veal steak, and as poetic as a song of a meadow lark| on May morning. The melody is sound and all right, with no wind galls or collar marks. The harmony | Seems to be in a healthy condition, with no patent defects or noticeable blemishes. The tonality is clear and resonant and rests on harmonic rela- tions and melodic elements. We will | sing the song to any subscriber of the Star-Sentinel who will pay his sub- scription threo years in advance, throwing into it all the tender pathos and unctuous emotion of our cabbage- flavored soul.”—Kansas City Star. I have averaged one a week. I know it is coming. “Does the young barber know how to set a curl? Not a bit of it. You must learn the trade. You must work over the wig on the block for months before you can do justice to the beau- ties of a right curl. We old fellows learned it, just the same as we learned to shape a beard. A new generation of barbers must come in, or the pres- ent ones must begin, after all these years, to learn their trade. “The square-jawed, smooth-shaven, flat-haired man is going out. 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