Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, April 8, 1899, Page 7

= Prompt for Once, eer about Clara’s weddin, that plumber.” Get “What was queer?” an ‘W an ne came to get married at the 'y and hour he said he would.”— ‘gtroit Free Press, ai ay. Kipling’s Good Luck. The first story that Kipling writes after his illness will bring a fabulous Price. It will be sought as eagerly by Progressive publishers as Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is by all who suffer from stomach ills of any nature. No matter whether it be indigestion, con- Stipation, billiousness or nervousness, the Bitters will cure it. It is an un- equaled spring medicine. A Slight Objection. “What do you think of current fic- was one of the officers in a literary so- ciety. “It’s all right,” answered the young man with the striped shirt. “Only L can’t help wishing they'd get more im- agination into the stories and less in the weather Star. tion?” asked the young woman, who} scoundrel without resenting it’ reports.”"—Washington ! said, and I’m going to make him prove A Tense of Security. “Eudora,” said Mr. Cumrox, “I have been several times annoyed by the way | Fhe You see fit to worry me abort my gram- mint.’ St. Louis Globe-Democrat: “js awful.” said bis wife. “You use commas where they don’t belong, and you forget all about your periods. You will lose all your friends.” “Eudora, let me remind you that I have money enough to float any scheme I take a fancy to.. A man may be lose on his punctuation, but when he enjoys my facilities for capitaliza- tion, he’s bound to have friends that he couldn’t lose if he tried.’”—Washington Star. ROQUEFORT CHEESE. Tooknsome Delicacy Has Been Known Since Piiny's Time. fort cheese is of very ancient lineage, and Pliny mentions it in his writings. Few epicures who linger over the of goat and sheep milk. know the num- ber of details which have to be ob- served before the toothsome morsel is ready for the table. The care nec- essary throughout every stage is shown even in the milking of the sheep and goats. This is done in the evening after their return from pas- tures. But in order that the animals shall not be in the least heated or ex- cited, they are allowed to rest an hour before the milking is begun. After being heated almost to boiling point the evening’s milk is set aside. In the morning it is skimmed, heated to 98 degrees and mixed with the morn- ing’s milk for coagulation. The curd is well kneaded with the hands and pressed in layers into molds with per- forated bottoms. A thin layer of How He Got Even. Meeks—Do you mean to tell me thar you stood there like a fool and permit- ted Bluffton to call you a liar and Weeks—Well, I should say not. What I did to him was a-plenty. Meeks—What did you do? Weeks—Hurried down town and con- sulted a lawyer. I’ve got three wit- nesses, who will swear to what he it. TALKS WITH WOMEN OF FING, of Georgeville, Mo.: « “DEAR Mrs. PinkHaM:—The doctor called my trouble ulcera- tion of womb and change of life. I was troubled with profuse flow- ing and became very weak. When I wrote to you I was down in bed, had not sat up for six months; was under a doctor's ment all the time, but it did me no good. given up in despair, but your Vegetable Compound has made n. I cannot thank you enough. I would advise any woman who is afilicted as I have been to | MIDDLE AGE tr me feel like a new woman. nS gree y I write to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass., and get her ad- vice and be cured as I have been Mrs. F. H. ALLEN, 419 Ne- braska Ave., Teledo, Ohio, writes: “DeaR Mrs. PINKHAM:— Change of life was working on Re # me. My kidneys and bladder were affected. I had been confined to the house all sum- mer, not able to stand on my feet for any length of time. Terr Bi ble pains when urinat- ing and an itching that ) nearly drove me wild. 3 I had tried many reme-§ ’ dies. I told my hus-& band I had great faith in yours and he got me a bottle; am now on my fourth bottle. I feel that I am entirely cured. I can work all day. Ican hardly realize that such a wonderful cure is possible. Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound is the best medicine for women.” Don't wait unti! you are prostrated with the mysterious cone dition known as ‘‘Change of Life.” vice and learn how other women got throug’ Wrongly Adjectiv s so lively and volatile!’ said admirers. “IT positiv must dissent,” said one 10 no longer admired, having become as it wer Anything volatile i papol's Jour- We love to expect, and when expect ation is either disappointed or grati- fied we want to be again expecting... Jolson. He that tal truth for his guide and duty for his end may safely trust to G providence to lead him aright. | AJAX RUBBER BOOT: | ~ <DEFIES* THE STORM. ak PURE GUM, | NONEGENUINE.” WiTROUEN: With “Goodyear's Handy Boot Pull." Short.. ....$4.00 92-102 E. Seventh St., St. Paul. CANDY CATHARTIC | Hip .:....- 5.50 Discount to Dealers. Goodyear Rubber Co. 5 tamps. Mell pastonger Agent Cy B. & N, R, R,, St. Paul Minn. United States Map. copy of our handsome'map, 48138 Acpey Crinted in four colore and =e fhounted on a roller, will be sent to oor areaayondet a eannt r. in coin, postal or express money om SAN eee a REPARE fér the turn of life. It is a critical period. As indications of the change appear be sure your physl- cal condition is good. The experience is a wonderful one and under some circumstances full of menace. ham, of Lynn, Mass., will give you her advice without charge. She has done so much for women, surely you can trust her. this letter from Mrs. M. C. GRIF- gar. ie moldy bread is put between each layer of curd. This bread, which hastens the “ripening” of the cheese b¥ sup- plying the germs of the characteris- tic green mold, is made before the pre- ceding Christmas of about equal parts of summer and winter barley, with plenty of sour dough and some vine- When moldy enough it is ground and sifted, moistened with water and kept from the air until used in mak- ing the cheese. The curd remains in the shaping receptacles for three or four days, and is then taken to the market in Roquefort, where it is sold to the different makers of Roquefort cheese. It is they who undertake the critical “ripening” of the cheese,which is placed in the very damp caves abounding the precipitous walls of the limestone hills which surround the village. During the month or more that the cheeses are left in the caves they are rubbed with salt and brine and are pricked frequently with long needles to allow the salt to penetrate into them, and also to accelerate the process of maturing. When this has reached a certain stage the cheese is ready for shipment, ——————_ LITTLE ITEMS. An English burglar who shammed in- sanity in order to escape trial, after keeping up the pretense for six months, has become really mad. The crown of Holland is said to have cost £120,000. In 1829 it was stolen by burglars, and remained in their pos- session for nearly two years. The latest journalistic venture in Japan is a paper devoted to sporting matters. The first number has arti- cles on rowing, swimming and football. A London lady, who mourns the loss cf a pet poodle, has deemed it neces- sary to have special “In Memoriam” cards printed in memory of the dog’s virtues. “This looks to me like a case of con- tempt of court,” remarked the would- be suitor, as the haughty beauty scorned his advances.—Philadelphia Record. Abbas Hilmi, Khedive of Egypt, was born in 1874, and succeeded to the throne on the death of his father, Mo- hammed Tewfik, on January 7, 1892. He married the Princess Ikbal Hanem. J. Frank Wheaton, a member of the present legislature in Minnesota, is the first colored man who ever sat in that body. He was elected by a constituen- cy of 9,000 voters, only fifty of whom are colored men. Senator Burrows of Michigan has a large collection of scrap-books, con- taining nearly every printed article re- lating to himself from his first election to congress in the Kalamazoo district down to the present day. Although Mark Hanna is portrayed as haughty and unapproachable, he is always possessed of a cool and even temper, and has more callers than any man in the senate, except, possibly Sen- ator Mason,—Chicago Tribune. Every woman’s magazine contains advice on how to choose a husband on mental, moral and physical grounds, and every girl who is engaged to the first man who asked her believes she $2.00. The land is a very rich, loamy followed the advice to the letter.—At- soil, from 6 inches to several feet in ‘Mison Globe. depth; the hills have the deepest. It Senator Ross, of Vermont, lives in a is a rolling country, and excellent for | handsome house, about a’ mile and a stock of all kinds. Sheep do well, and} half from St. Johnsbury. His residence there are plenty of small lakes where | overlooks the beautiful Passumpsic val- the cattle can get good water. The} ley. The senator takes a great delight cattle got out of grass last year, about | jn his farm to the cultivation of which the middle of April, and run at large; = unless in charge of a herdsman, we he elves muer persoralertentign, have to fence against them. Wheat goes from 35 to 60 bushels per acre, oats 80 to 90, very often over a hun- dred. As to potatoes, a neighbor planted 7 bushels and dug 226 bushels and no bugs. Roots of all kinds do weli. There are lots of strawberries and lots of red raspberries, black and red currants, and gooseberries, where the fire has not burnt them. Cattle are scarce. I have been trying to buy some for 8 months and have got only three two-year-old, and paid $30 each. Hogs are scarce, but can be got. They se)l for 6 cents dressed, and cost more for stockers. Wheat 50 cents per bu., oats 25 cents, eggs 30 cents a dozen, Mrs. Pinke Read I had almost Get Mrs. Pinkham's ad- A SENSIBLE LETTER, A Western Canadian Settler Writes to an Illinois Friend. In writing to Mr. T. Hawkyard, of Rockford, Ill., Mr. G, Simpkins, of Leduc, Alberta, Western Canada (and to which points especially low rates are being quoted over all lines of rail- way), says: Dear Sir:—Rec’d your letter the 14th inst. We have had no snow till after Christmas and the cattle have been able to live out, and are all in good condition. It is snowing now. That is what we want; have about 6 inches now. The old settlers say when we have lots of snow it means a good crop the coming season. It never drifts here, The weather is calm and bright. We do not have to dress any heavier than in Illinois, and the horses never shiver with the cold when we take , them from the warm stables, as they do in Illinois. It has not frozen in the stable this winter. The most of the stock runs out, but there is no need of it, for timber is plentiful and there is no expense to build good stables and houses. We have good log houses and they are very warm. Two men can put up a house 16x24 in two days. There are good rails for fences. We live ten miles from the coal district, the price being from 50 cents up to Women of Thibet. In no other country, perhaps, is a woman's lot so hard as in Thibet, “the forbidden land,” where civilization has never penetrated. Women are forced to do all the menial labor, are treated worse than beasts, and have absolutely no amusements. They are constantly kept shut up in their dark cave-like homes, seldom being allowed to appear in public or to visit friends. At 14 a girl is married to some man who is willing to pay her parents a_ small quantity of food or clothing by way of dowry. The marriage ceremony i Lane ee on waphaiaey By ee was 10 simple. The girl's father ties pies n cents dressed. eep are 5 . scarce. If you come, bring your farm about chiby Aauar ee Sonor and drags her to her future husband’s abode. The tools, but bring no seeders; we use man pays what is considered a fair drills. Bring cows, but do not bring horses unless you are an experienced hand in shipping them, for so many of | henceforth his wife, them are hurt in shipping. There will Soa er ane re be plenty of work for a binder. Two good horses will break, but three light- er are better. The horses you get here can work without grain, but are better with it. It will be hard to tell what prices horses will be, for the immigra- tion will be very large the coming spring. They could be had last spring at one time. They claim the best time to break is June, but my experience is to break in the spring and work it. You ¢an break till the middle of July. , Mantfestoes. Hagerty—Thim whiskers is sure a breach of the. peace. Garrity (sweet- ly)—Perhaps yez are thinkin’ they ought to be’ pulled?—Cincinnati En- quirer. 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