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SIAGAZI Chaos and Order in the Home BY LYDIA LE BARON WALKER. HAOS is one of the character-) associated with hell that it is sometimes | of Sheol permeating Its anto- | inanimate household. istics s definitely ured as its synonym nym. order, is often accom. anied by the attribute divine, denot g that there is a certain blessed qual- | as WHEN A WORK BASKET IS OUT OF ORDER, THERE ARE SURE TO BE | SOME THIN MISSING JUST ' WHEN MOST WANTED. ftv in order. Every one is familiar with the phrase, Divine order. These two elements. der, are applied to homes signify something of the attributes just described as belonging to the words. We hear the expression that matters or things are chaotic, and we realize that the atmosphere frantic _with confusion. It may be mental confusion or physical. When a minds gets ab- normally chaotic the person becomes a subject for a sanatorium. When a home gets chaotic it loses Ats tranquillity. Physical confusion re- acts on mental equilibrium. Tempers get sharpened. Members of the fam- ily are apt to be harsh of speech. They find it difficult to keep quiet. An aim- LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. chaos and or- Pop was smoking and thinking in his private chair and ma said. A pack- age came this afternoon,- Willyum. and 1 took it for granted that it was for me although it had your name on it, so T opened it and low and behold what was in it but a man’s fancy vest all the colors of 5 rainbows. O. ves, a pritty thing, isn't it. just struck my fancy in & window down- town so I had it sent home, pop said, and ma said, But Willyum you havent worn a fancy vest for years. you've al- wavs declared that ony gamblers wear fancy vests, and my lands this is the fanciest of all the fancy vests I ever saw on land or sea, I cant possibly imagine you making @ personal appear- ance in it except perhaps at a fancy iress ball, or perhaps I should say & ancy vest ball, hee hee. O well, there’s mnothing to Wworty #bout, Il proberly never wear the thing. pop said. It was just a whim of mine to have it sent home, and it's plways an expensive passtime to in- dulge vourself in your whims. I had & mental picture of myself cutting quite a dashing figure with that vest, and even having the finger of envy pointed at me, but I fear it would ony be the finger of derision. As you say, the ony colors they forgot to put in were white and black, and I bleeve it has a black and white striped lining at that O well, I had the fun of hav- ing it removed from the shop window by a bewtiful and admiring salesgirl, gnd that's something, he said Still, there's no use of utterly waist Sng it, ma said. As long as you've quite decided not to wear it, it will go bewtifully with my little tailored outfit. Colorful vests are all the rage ust now, and by removing the 2 i;umms and cufting the neck 'm sure it will be quite stunning top lower n and they | | lessness of action is moticeable. ‘There | is just a little whiff of the atmosphere the animate and | In the home where order prevails there is no disturbing element in so far | the inanimate things are con- | | cerned. The outlook is peaceful. and this tends toward mental stability. | There is a certain assurance about | Ithinzs. One knows just where they | are. They do not fail you. You can |put your hands on articles when needed, | and just as surely you replace them or | there enters into the home an element | | of chaos, which in such a spot is con- | tradictory. If mental confusion ex-| | ists the very appearance of rooms in| order is quieting and stabilizing. There | |are times in the life of every person { who enters into the activities of & bus- iness or social life when the mind gets taxed either with conflicting interests of antagonistic situations. Then from a home in which order prevails there emanates a soothing influence which | has healing in its wings. Under its quiet- | |ing power the mind gets untangled from | its discordant threads of thought. One is helped back into the smoother fab- ric of life. It then takes on normal and brighter hue, for the warp of life| is divine, with one-strand order; and | the weft is love. Under'such a regime, | there are vast spaces for tranquillity and happiness which are totally lack- | ing where chaos reigns. (Copyright. 1933) BEDTIME STORIE THE EVENING WHO REMEMBERS? BY DICK MANSFIELD. red U. 8. Patent Office. When the Lafayette Bquare Opera House opened September 20, 1895, with Lillian Russell in “Tzigane"? By Thornton W. Burgess. Peter Rabbit's Eyes Pop. No dream so0 wonderful can be As things In nature you may see Peter Rabbit. ETER RABBIT is one of those happy-go-lucky people who seem never to have anything impor- | tant to do beyond getting enough | to eat. And this is never very difficult for Peter in the Summer, for | always there are plenty of green things to his liking wherever he may be. with nothing in particular to do Peter sometimes finds time hanging rather heavily and doesn’t know just what to | do with it. Al such times ne is likely to wander off in quest of adventure or to call on his neighbors 1n guest of the latest news on the Green Meadows or |in the Green Forest or around the Smiling Pool. Just now Peter was at the Smiling Pool. He had found Jerry and Mrs | Muskrat too busy to talk. Grandfather | | Frog was dozing and reused to be dis- | turbed. Redwing the Blackbird was dutifully helping Mrs. Redwing feed [ babies. | 1d Mother West Wind were | scomewhere else and there wasn't a rip- ple on the Smiling Pool “I wish I had gone up to the Old Pasture instead of coming over here” muttered Peter. “There is no one to talk to and nothing to zee.” “Who says there is nothing to see?” ! demanded Spotty the Turtle, who was taking a sunbath on the end of a log Just below where Peter was sitting, but, because he hadn't moved and was part- ly hidden by rushes, hadn't been seen by Peter. “Oh. hello. Spotty!” exclaimed Peter. I didn’t see you." “I didn't think you did,” replied Spotty drily. “It is queer how little some peo- ple really use their eyes. Not that I wanted to be scen. I didn't. But when I heard you say that there is nothing here 1o see it set me to wondering what vour eyes are for. Certainly they are big enough to see things.” “I didn't mean anything personal b)" that remark.” Peter hastened to explain, “What I really meant was that there is nothing interesting going on. noth- ing worth watching. Don't you find it a bit dull yourself? No," replied Spotty. “I never find dull' T often sit here by the hour and | there is always sometning going on th watching. No, I never find it du Peter grinned. “You wouldn't.” said he. “I suspect it doesn't take much to interest you. Now what is there going on right now that can be cailed really SCREEN t JOINTLY PRODUCED A STAGE | | PLAY,LET US DIVORCE'. A FEW MONTHS LATER THEY act I've tried it on already. she said. | Well T'll be blithered to blazes, pop #aid, and ma said, Why, what'’s a mat- ter? and he said, Nothing, can't I be blithered to blazes in my own house of 1 feel like it? And he got in back of the sporting page. . e | Too Salt Food. Food that has been salted too much pan easily be made palatable by stir- in a little coarse brown sugar. is especially effective with soup, and vegetables. BABY.STARS SELECTEOIN1922, ALL HAE un(:‘m PROMNENCE a RE] | M The Merry Little | ODDITIES BY CAPT. ROSCOE FAWCETT. interesting? To be sure, Redwing and Redwing are busy enough, but | watching them go and come with food | for crying babies isn't my idea of in- teresting.” “So you don't see anything interest- ing going on here now?" said Spotty. “Not & thing,” replied Peter frankly. “You wouldn't,” retorted Spotty. “Come down here close to the water.” ‘What for?’ asked Peter. ever mind what for; just do as I say.” Teplied Spotty. | _ Peter hesitated a moment, then hop- | ped down to the very edge of the water. | Right in front of him grasses and rushes | were growing out of the water. “Now we'll see how much use you make of those eyes of yours,” declared Spotty. “Look at these grasses and | rushes where they are under water and | ¥ “WHO SAYS THERE 1S NOTHING TO SEE?” DEMANDED SPOTTY THE TURTLE. i STAR, just above the water and tell me what | you see | Peter looked and at first saw nothing Then he saw some queer-looking brown creatures moving around the roots and ' climbing up the stems toward the sur- face. They were ugly-looking insects Those climbing were rather broad. One | right in front of him had crawled up out of the water and rested. Probabiy | it had been there for some time. Peter | leaned a little forward for a better look. Even as he did so something hap- pened that made his eyes fairly pop out as if they were trying to jump out of his head. That queer ugly brown ! thing had burst its skin. | (Copyright, 1932) ¥ o) &mm RIONG ON Y0P OF DOUBLE - DRCHED (Commra 19, T St o, o SBUSSHS. A new taste thrill at WASHINGTON Providing a Wall for Men’s Wailing \DorothyDix| FRIDAY, SEK ibER 16, 19 Complaint Made Against In-Laws HE other day some men and women were discussing the fact that the first year of marriage is the crucial one because in that period the husband and wife establish their relationship ‘toward each other and settle the whole complexion of their domestic life, Very seldom do they ever alter their attitude toward each other. Not often are they able to correct a mistake that they make then. never are they able to retrieve a bad on, even to their golden wedding day Almost getaway. As they start out, they go “If 1 had to live my married life over again,” said one of the men, “I would make a human being instead of a doll out of my wife ever expected anything of her except demanded any service of her or looked to her Nobody had amental. Nobody had ever make any sacrifice, and so to be o she had naturally developed into a monster of selfishness. “Well, T was young and I didn't know anything more about women than I did about the people on Mars, and wonder that I had secured this right in with the family program of kowtowing before Gwendolyn. and I was so overwhelmed with awe living picture for myself that I fell 1 was just getting a start, and money was scarce; but I slaved and scraped and went shabby and did without lunches to keep her dressed like a fashion plate. “She didn't know how to cook and hated housework, so we have never had a home, but have been tramps, running around from hotels to boarding houses for 30 years. ‘The hotel valet sews on my buttons and a trained nurse takes care of me when I am sick, and I have had no wife at all— only a parlor ornament. I blame myself for this as much as I do her, for 1 might have made a real woman of her if I had known how.” “If T had to live my married life over again,” said the second man, “I'd take a bridal tour to the ends of the earth and never come back. I'd settle at the farthest known point from my wife'’s family and pray that none of them would ever get enough money to come and visit us—for the bane of my whole married nl. has been my in-laws. “I know my wife loves me, but she hasn't the slightest hesitation in offering me up as a living sacrifice to her family, I believe she respects me, but my opinion has no weight with her in comparison to her mother’s. Ever since we have been married mother has back-seat chauffeured our household.” “If T had to live my married life over again,” said the third man, “I would try to look at life more from my wife’s point of view than I did. I would try to realize that when & man marries a girl he isn't doing her such an all-fired favor as he thinks Le is, and that )ust being married to him isn't all the whoopee that a woman wants in life, “So T would do something to keep my wife enter and thinking matrimony was worth while ined and amused And I'd hand her out a super- brand of love-making, and I would do my share toward keeping matrimony from slumping It is because marriage is a two-handed game and we leave women to play it alone that they take so little interest in it." (Copyright. DOROTHY DIX. 1932) GOOD TASTE TODAY BY EMILY POST, Famous Authority on Etiquette. Unhappy Stepmother. HE question in this letter is not really in my province, but the writer is so unhappy, I haven't the heart to leave her letter out of the column. “My Dear Mrs. Post: I made the mis- take of marrying a man who had four divorces and seven children. Four of the children live with him and three come to visit. I married three years ago and we live on a farm. My husband is a hard man, and I have o work hard from before daylight, raising a garden and housework. My siepdaughters—17 and 15—get money from their father to buy new dresses and cancy. and go to the movies. They are very rude to me and teach their brothers to be rude, and to keep me cleaning up after them which my husband makes me do. My husband has given me less than $15 for JOLLY POLLY A Lesson in English. By Joserm 3. FRISCH HENRY PECK, WHO 15 USURLLY ILL AT HIS EASE, CALLS HIS WIFE "CRYSTAL", BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS "ON H. C. B—"Ill at ease.” is the re- quired form, not “ill at his ease. Without “ill” however. we may pl a possessive before “ease’ and “Henry Peck is never at his ease.” we may say, “Henry Peck is never at ease.” \ [ (S} \ ND OTHER -, QUALITY SHORTENING | myself since we married. He says 1 have no time to waste and I don't need anything. I did all the work, but now a baby is coming and I am very sick If I rest a little. my husband shouts ‘If you don't work, you can get out of here’ I would like to get out, but I have nowhere to go. My husband has to pay alimony to his other wives. Will you tell me how I can go away and find peace and get alimony for my Bt Answer—I am more than sorry about your situation—but I really cannot un- derstand how you ever dared to marry a man after four divorces! At present you can't very well go out into the world and support yeurself, and a man (in these times) paying alimony to four wives, can scarcely be made to pay enough to live on, to a fifth Idon't know whether there is a Marital Court in your nearest city, or a branch of the Legal Aid Society can appeal. but you will have to show evidence of cruetly on your husband's part—which, since he seems kind to his children, may be hard to do. A fact 1d perhaps remember. be- father is the only person m the world who shares yo terest in its welfare. (Copyright, 1932.) . . Italy’s birthrate is high. the annual plus of births over deaths normally 17 near b Cane Sugars Full Weight “Sweeten it with Domino” SONNYSAYINGS BY FANNY Y. CORY. Muvveg told me to sit in ine éorner till I was a better boy— I been lookin' so sweet about it I fink her has gone to get me a cookie. Everyday Psychology BY DR. JESSE W. SPROWLS. What men have thought about crimi- nals constitutes one of the most inter- esting of all the chapters in the long history of human supposition and | superstition Until about 200 yeers ago, most peo- | ple believed that a criminal was a per- | sonification of Satan. It was supposed the criminzl was an occasional n dwelling in and among men. This WOMEN’S FFATURES. ‘Ways of Clden Egypt. EGYPTIANS AT WAR. HE ancient Egyptians were not an extremely warlike people. If | they had been warlike, they | probably would not have gone so | far ahead. | From time to time, however, Egypt did take part in war. Some of the kings were greedy for power and riches. Armies were sent to conquer pecple even beyond the Red Sea. The weapons of Egypt's soldiers were spears, bows and arrows, battle axes. 10g knives and slings. Some traveled on foot, others in chariots. Th> art of marching together was learned, and the bow men let loose their arrows in vol- leys. Shields were in common use, and some men wore helmets. Among the battle pictures which have | come down to us is one which shows Egyptians attacking a fort. They are | trying to batter a hole in the wall with a long, heavy post | The capture of forts and walled cities was an important part of the war | “game”; but battles in the open were even more important. Thousands of men clashed together and did their best |to wound and kill. The archers usual- | Iy sent forth showers of arrows at the opening of the conflict. Then great line of chariots were driven toward “the D UNCLE RAY’S CORNER A fow cases are known where s Pharaoh became mixed in the heat of the battle. Rameses the Second once | fell into serious danger, and It is a won- der that he was not killed. The - tians were at war with stubborn known as Khitas. Spies from the other |camp had given Tfalse news to the Egyptian generals: and two-thirds ef the army had started away to another ° point. Suddenly the enemy attacked in full force! Feeling that he had been | trapped. Rameses decided to sell his life | as “dearly as possible. He drove his chariot into the midst of the Khitas and smote right and left. Soon he saw that he had been cut off from his troops, enemy,” and flerce hand-to-hand con- | flict took place. ‘The king usually remained in his capital city, watching the building of temples or ordering his captains to see that the next pyramid was built prop- erly. When a king did venture near the battle ground, it was the custom | for him to kecp a safe distance from the actual fighting My Neighbor Says: Grease stains on rugs mé removed by made of fu to whom you | | was the so-called theological stage of human understanding Then & new thought became popu- lar. A hundred years ago the public mund went in for physiology. 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