Evening Star Newspaper, January 29, 1932, Page 38

JANUARY 29, 1932. FEATURES. STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C., FRIDAY, MODES =———OF THE MOMENT 4op < WOMAN’S PAGE. THE EVENING A ———— ——— WASHINGTON DAYBOOK " BY WERBERT PLUMMER. | ’]‘HESF} are busy cays for a be-tarian for more than four years, Speak- | spectacled young chap in the |er Longworth appointed him to succeed House who is charged with the duty of | Lehr Fess, the son of the United States keeping Speaker Jack Garner and other | Senator from Ohio. He had been Fess' presiding officers in the middle of that |assistant. Before that he was a time- sometimes treach- keeper in ‘he House erous parliamen- He has been a student of parliamen- tary road, tary law for years, becoming interested Lewis Deschler, in it by observing how important a part just past 30, is the it played in House procedure. When o WUl Mol | right-hand ' man young Fess decided to resign, Longworth e e called him in one day and told him if HERE is very little difference in | temporary presid- he would learn all he could, when the size between the capitals and |ing officers of the place became vacant he would give him lower-case letters in this hand- | House. It's up to atry atit. writing. This would suggest [him to see that the Deschler made good and now is ad- that the writer is very easy- |correct words are mitted by expert parliamentarians going, having few changes of disposi- |Put into thelr the House to be one of the best men for tion. It might denote one who has few [mouths at the the job the House has had. enthusiasms and who takes both joy [Proper time. and sorrow in a rather prosaic way With the politi- The short, stubby downstroke of the [cal division so “y," made with heavy pressure, would | close as it is in this indicate a more powerful and interest- | Congress, the par- ing personality, however. They bespeak | llamentarian must NATURE’S CHILDREN BY LILLIAN Assistance for the Unemployed - Handwriting What It May Reveal. | | BY MILDRED MOCKABEE. BY LYDIA LE BARON WALKER. N THESE days, when depression and | maculate. Both these persons will find unemployment are two of the most | that there is really no lack of work, popular words in the average | but money paid for work. Put the ques- vocabulary, it may be well to take | tion to yourself. If you were wanting stock of things and see if one can |to help ‘someone “out of work” would not do something one's self about | you not prefer to help those who were matters. It may be that by facing prob- | employing their unpaid-for time in en- Jems with a determination to get ahead, | deavoring to better their own conditions by doing what they could regardless of | whether it brought in money or not? There are hundreds of persons as | well as the Government, who are en- | deavoring to aid in a money way those who are in need of pay for living ex- | penses. Those who are willing and glad to work and who show it by doing what they can toward bettering their conditions are those most worthy of such assistance. These are the persons who are facing their’ problems with a courageous determination to win out. It is the very spirit of success. (Copyright, 1932.) COX ATHEY. Tiustrati 2 o isiabisoss oo Blum. Jitted Linss and. color contrant z{{a{‘.fi[q,«.‘}al, this freck The ped. stibched felt- and c«fi}J Lend @ pmark Kt e T s s Hack dress He fodice featinro & deagenal cloting and the ehat i -;/mf : -m o ana [/lrwy JOHNNY DARTER (Boleosoma Nigrum). ITHOUT a doubt Johnny can furnish more entertainment at little expense and trouble than any pet I know of. In an aquarium he keeps every | other occupant on the move. In his| playful attitude of mind he will nip a tadpole’s tail off and scamper away in| glee. Try to catch him and you will realize at once what a swift swimmer he is. He can even climb up & stem of & When he is not on the floor, Desch- ler may be found in the Speaker rooms, just across the hall, His desk is in a corner and is littered with all sorts of books on rules and parliamen- tary law 1932, - ] AR N A KR = BPECIAL CARE CAN BE GIVEN THE THINGS ABOUT THE HOUSE. cess. Cer- aitin; muner home in bet an who has n p the house im- My N When & ket J tha fit ey t top when on the pans moistened with h with a cloth Do not close ven has thor- of cold water added to n making light and LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. This morning pop ceme down to | brekfist, saying, I dont know how I [1ook but T feel like a little brekfist food this morning. Ive been reeding avvertizements about brekfist foods and theyve got me all werked up, I think III try a little shower of brekfist food instead of en egg, he said. Well now it just happens Ive got about half a duzzen kinds for you to choose from, ma said. 1 always have <rackly Toasties and ,Tumbly Jumbles the house, but the other companies > been indulging in a perfeck bad- Im of ng out samples the passed few days, so I‘also have sample boxes of Toasted Kracklys, Krusty Krinkly and Krinkled Krusties, so all —ou hafl to do is make your choice and .ake the consequences, she said Well, how about & sprinkle of Bum- bly Krinklies, pop said O, you mean Toasted Kracklies, or do you mean Krusty Krinklies? ma said. Neither, pop said. I mean Jumbly | Chinkies, just as I said, he said. | But you dident say anything of the kind and ferthermore and moreover there are no such things, at least not in this house, ma said. You may be thinking of Krinkled Krusties, she | said. I never think of Krinkled Krusties, I make that a special point, pop said I want Hinky Dinkies and I wont be sattisfied with substitutes, he sald. 0. now youre just carying on in an abserd _attempt to be rediculous, ma aid Now once and “for all, do you wunt Krackly Toasties, Toasted Krack- lys of Krusty Krinklys? she said O. 1l take a soft boil egg, pop said Wich he did. “BONERS” Tid-Bits Papers. Humorous From School THE OPEN SHOP 1S BENEFICAL TO THE WORKMAN BECAUSE HE GETS MORE FRESH AIR. Pasteur prevented rabies by invent- ing the dog muzzle Julius Caesar was s man of very fine character. He wrote many very in- teresting paragraphs to be translated into English. Dumping is when the captain of a ship gets out to the middle of the ocean and finds that his cargo is too heavy, he dumps some of it overboard. Jonah was in the whale's stomach three days, because it was pitch dark and he thought it was the ark. The Israclites were put in the house of bondage by the customs inspector for | not paying income tax Auto Show Contest 1S PUZZLE Knock some of the letters off the sutomobile. The numbers will help you exactly 100 when you add the numbers Each succeeding number that you before. Pick the larger ones first the letters in their proper order. them. Find the car that scores 100! Name of car Above is th #glon Automotive Trade Association NO. 23. rack and spell the name of a make of , because the name you form must total that go with them. hit should be lower than the number By following this plan, you will take off Certain letters are not in the name. Ignore 23d puzzle in the contest now being conducted by the Wash- in. co-operation with The Star. Solve 1 the correct name of the automobile in the line provided under the Keep them until the other tw row and the contest will end. Be sure th: you have sa yourself th together with on, not to e be held ann gton,” tion, suite 1002 Chandler Building, @.m., Tuesday, February Remember eed you Frave appear. These two will appear tomor- you have observed all the rules. When the correct answers mail them in all words, “Why the automibile show thould to the Washington Automotive Trade Associa- 1427 will be considered. the first prize is $50 and six tickets to the show. I street. No reply received after 10 Altogether $100 in cash will be awarded and 100 tickets. You may be the lucky one. The judges are Fred L. Haller and Joe B. Tiew. president and vice president, re- gpectively, of the Washington Automotive Trade Association, and G. Adams Howard, automobile editor of The Star. Following is the list of cars to be in the show. One of these is the correct answer to today’s puzzle. Auburn Buick Cadillac Chevrolet Chrysler Cord De Soto Docge Essex Ford Franklin Graham Hudson Hupmobile La Salle Lincoln Marmon Nash Oldsmobile Packard Pierce-Arrow Plymouth Pontiac Studebaker Wailys. It is not necessary to purchase copies of this paper to compete in the contest T'iles of T! @t night. Star may be ex The last puzzle ( Answers to ail solutions may be written on ordinary writing pape: ired at any time during the day and up to 10:30 0. 25) will appear Saturday, January 30. water plant in the aquarium, and the way he crouches and seems to fly through the water is only one of the| many unusual things he does. Should you add & few snalls to the watery wa- tery apartment, it adds both to your interest and to the uncertainty of the | snail's peace of mind. I have watched Johnny bide his time holding oa to & slender stem and when the snail cau- tiously pushed out a horn seen Johnny make a lightninglike dart and snap it off. He will seize his prey by the head if that happens to be the part of the | bods his own jaws are facing | Johnny really has a strangely shaped body for a fish; his head and shoulders are the portly part of him. His body is long and tapers toward the tail, and along his lateral line there is a row of olive-brown “W's” worked out with his lovely scales, just like mosaics following e well designed pattern. His fins are short, and the first dorsal fin has nine spines, He is a soft golden brown with | dark freckles. In the Spring his head is Jet black, as if he had leaned too far | over the ink well and fallen in. Later | this color gives way to a straw color. | One reason that he is so fascinating is the way his eyes are placed. Almost on | the top of his head, the bright dancing | eyes stare at you. He will turn his head | as if for a better look, then dart away, | as if satisfied he would know you again | if you should meet face to face. Some- | times he will come right back to be sure he has a “good picture,” then you see how big and clear his eyes really are. The pupils are black and sur- rounded by @ glowing, pale yellow line at the inner edge of the green iris. Be- sides, the pupil is set in the eye so that the iris is wider below than above, and the result is—Johnny has a very super- cilious look, extremely “toploftical.” Furthermore, he appears to wink at you, and, with his short snout, wide mouth and saucy attitude, he is decidedly frog- DOROTHY DIX’S LETTER BOX EAR DOROTHY DIX: I am in love with a girl who is almost unbearably sarcastic. Please tell me how I should act toward her. Shall I try to be as sarcastic as she is, or shall I be nice to her and try to make her feel small> My heart is set on conquering this fault in her. What should be my technique? And what is your idea of a sarcastic young girl? BOB. Answer: My idea of a sarcastic girl is one who is about the most disagreeable creature on earth, and the only technique that I can recommend to you 1s to flee from her while the fleeing is good and unhampered by a marriage certificate and babies and other complications. s an teems has ry rcastic things, that it as a fault, but S for curing a girl of the habit of saying s impossibility because she doesn't recognize like looking and a finished actor. it a virtue. She thinks she is being brilliant and witty, and that sh He walks on his pectoral fins which| @ gft that is admired. She is even puffed up with pride and va are large and sturdy. The ventral pair| when she finds out that people are afraid of her tongue is situated close to them. When taking ——— ndividua the Believe me, Bob, when I tell you that there is no meaner the world than the one who goes around gratuitously : anocent and inoffensive people. There is someth sel in one who delights in humiliating others and callin their defects or affiictions just for pleasure of se gures of fur mortification under speeches that hold them up s stab them to the heart ] HAVE heard a sarcastic woman twit an old maid on not being I have heard her make fun of a shabby girl's poor best dress party. I have heard her ask a broken-hearted, neglected wife abou pretty girl her husband had out at a party. I have heard her say 50 cutting to her husband that they must have wo n to the q and I have thought that the torturer in the Inquisition must have been the forefather of such a woman, a rest he spreads his pectoral fins and the sharp rays cling to the gravel like wee claws. Try to remove him or jog him into action, and you will see how tightly he is hanging to his anchor His tail is a most efficient member, and. almost straight across the end, he uses it as a pusher. The front dorsal fin has nine rays. These are not branched and so are spines. The hind dorsal fin| is much longer and, when raisod, stands higher than the front ome. When slightly disturbed he seeks the safety | of the bottom of the aquarium and lies | fiat. When all danger is over, he lifts his head in an inquiring marner, Don't marry a sarcastic woman, Bob. Her sharp remarks may seem funny to you now, but they will not be amusing when she sharpens her ue on you every day, as such women always do on any one who is in their power. Pick out for a wife a woman who laughs with you, not at you DOROTHY DIX colored indeed, and seems to be deter- mined to show himself off to the| younger generation, who are nct quite | 50 handsome. | stretches as if on feet and looks about Mrs. Johnny Darter places her eggs on stones at the bottom of a pool or the aquarium and forgets them. At court- ing time, Johnny is very beautiful FRANKFURTER Sausage You want Quali Quality by looking for the Auth name stamped on each and every genuine Auth’s Frankfurter Sausage. 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Sold by Dealers All Over Town— If Your Dealer Can’t Supply You, Telephone NAtional 4630 a marked degree of determinaticn and will power that would scarcely be found in_the more gentle type. It is probable that she has a keen interest in happenings of the literary world. She perhaps keeps in touch with the latest trends in books. celight in reading would be a fitting start to a literary career. the necessary foundation, a short course ir. library science would equip her for such work viewing and selecting books for indi- viduals and groups. 1 might The transfer wome: keen-minded thing might new and different t be possible for her |be constantly on I'his toes. It is very easy for the House to get | into a parliamentary tangle. There are those in the House—notably the *“Pro- gressive bloc”—who rely on their knowl- | edge of the rules to gain advantage. Correct ruling from the chair must at times be made quickly. It's Desch- ler’s job to see that the chair is in a position to do so. This_keen day. It she has 4 the She might specialize in re- | ge is always within a few feet of the | Speaker's dais, where his whispered ad- vice may be heard easily by the chair urge, she | Often before a member has completed has the creative Not far away are the chambers of the Supreme Court quently to look up decisions affecting some parliamentary question He has been known to work all night long on & problem which the Speaker might be called on to settle the next where he must go fre- “I've worked all night to get a de- cision ready meets the next morning and then have by the time the House pleasure of seeing the point neve raised,” he says, “This job is like that.” this bent magazines people who to writing are open to have some- offer. It to become his appeal for a ruling Deschler has be- gun this whispered advice And he remains ever alert at post until the storm has subsided Deschler has been House parliamen- thi editor of some specialized department If she spends most of her time in the is unfortunate, for she seems to n outdoorsy sort of person. cit ably and walking in the woods she is a city dweller for her own pleasure one of the indoor table or window gardens that ar at pi ing arrangeme would be possible for her to create some very charming effects. pop vestigators, but and Prob- in dens However, if she might develop JOLLY POLLY enjoys_puttering A Lesson in English. are so PH J. nt. By carefully study- t and types of plants it - T 4 | THE NEIGHBORS ON EITHER SIDE | OF US DISLIKE IMA DUDD BECAUSE BY JOSEPH J. FRISCH. Analysis of handuwriting is mot ccording to world I agree it is interesting The Star presents the ove feature in that si bee. pre ter, one Cyou analyzed. sta d in fsh send a Th Hominy and Tomatoes. 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