Evening Star Newspaper, September 22, 1931, Page 25

THE EV 7 Progress moves forever on, Knowing neither 2use nor rest — Only foolish people PROFITS AMD A B FuTURe ' HE SayS IT wWill ONLY TAKE A FEW HALRS OF HIS TINE DALY, ANDO YET WLl SHOW try To stop it where they like it best. Rere i ITS HORRID OF You To LAUGH. SHE WAS PULLING DOWN TRE BATHROOM “THINK [LL Go UP To THE BATHROOM AND SHAVE INSTEAD OF WAITING TILL MORNING You CANT Go NoW. AUNT ELLA AAS JUST GONE IN To TAKE A BATH SHE DIDNT KNOW WHETHER SHE OUGHT To OR NOT. SHE SAID (T SEEMED INDELICATE WHILE THERE WAS A MAN INTHE HOUSE " GosH, TLL Go our IN TRE BACK YARD AND HAYE A SMoKE WHooPER! WHAT'S TS P THE FoLLIES® Those Shade Rollers Are Uncertain at Times. *“KITTY SAYS SHED RATHER BE LYING ON THE BEACH.” “HUH, SHE NEEDN'T GO TO THE BEACH FOR THAT !” LETTER-OUT By Charles H. Joseph. | KNOW, BILL- BUT,JUST e N THE SAME, MERE'S MY \DEA- il WRalebi v EVERNTHING 1N THE WORLYD, OLWER = YOUR NEW . KNIGHTS RANKED ‘ Letter-out and they are objects. ALMOST - UNTOLD WEALTH - \SU! ENJON \T=-A | CAN TRUST- EVERNTHING, IN FACT, BUT THE ONE THING | M\SS MOST- THE DOCTORS SAD THERE WASN'T BUT ONE CHANCE IN A MILL\ON V'D EVER SET AGAIN = WELL, IF THERES [CHANCE , WHY NOTT TAKE \T73 LERARNED FROM | You \TLL BE A PiPE ANNWAY | CAN CALL JNUR ue on THE l Letter-out and duck. |\ CAN PAN ANNTHING -\ CAN GO “TO EUROPE - | CAN HAVE *TTHE MOST SKILFUL SURGEONS N THE WORLD - WY NOU LOOK AT 17, TH' TR\ WouLD DO NOU GOQD - LMY SIGHT -~ SHUX! WHAT'S ENES, OLWERT? NOU WHIPPED ‘EM ALL WITHOUT ENES, DIONTCHA? Letter-out and it's s tight saueeze. COMPARED BULGED I Letter-out and get stuck. Letter-out and it's & feather in your hat. SLUMPED Remove one letter from each word and rearrange to spell the word called , for in the last column. Print the omitted letter in center column opposite the word you have removed it from. If you have “lettered-out” correctly everybody takes & grab at them on a piece of furniture. Answer to Yesterday’s LETTER-OUT. DEFAMER | F One Chance in a Million. ‘]l ifi oy Letter-out and make it over. REMADE Letter-out and it's a grave U matter, GHOST N Letter-out and it's annoying. | I PESTER l D I Letter-out and it's the prisoner's ‘hope., PAROLE I s I Letter-out and it's taken out. (Copyright, 1931.) WELL, JEFF, Now [THAT YOU'VE WORKED AT (T A DAY- How Do You LIke THe TELEPHONE ~ . _BuUsiness? ) FINE, MUTT. MY JoB'S A SOET SNAP. BUT THE TELEPHONE OPERATORS = THEY €ARN THEIR DOUGH - \| THEM GOOFY ASKING RIDICULOUS AN QUESTIONS. THEY ASK WHERE i e BEST TRIPE (S SoLD= AND HUNDREDS OF OTHER QUESTIONS CEQUALLY AS = SILLY- ] 1T Looks LIKE I'Ll EAT AREGULARLY FROM NOW oM« T GOT JEFF A JoB WITH WHY, SoME PEoPLE €ven Go So FAR AS To AsSk FOR SOUGHT SERPENT ) AND IF HE MAKES GooD LEOPARD p WE'RE 1N SOFT. STEELED el Better Times Are Here— Jeff Has a Job. r ’ WHAT'S Tue MATTER, DOC. | You Loow PEEVED 7 DID Tuey APPLauo 2 NO/ DID THEY SAY, THERE'S A DRIVE GoGGY JONES WouLo ENVY 2 NO ? ALL THOSE MORONS SAID WAs, *BE Your AGE, DoC.” 1 ON THE SEUENTA TeE 1 WIT ONe RIGRT ON -THE NOSE. -THE GALL [/ F| SAILED DOWN -THE MIDDLE AND CAME 10 REST JUST GEYOND The 250-YARD MARK. LONCEST DRINE — 1 EVER MADE / ,, HOWARD FREEMAN No Credit. . Minute particle, . Gifts of charity. . Untitled men. . Panegyrists. . Sort. : rd. . Affirmative answer. . Incredulous. . Italian silver eoin. . Pertaining to the ear. . Pronoun. . Born. . Jackal god; Egypt. Myth. . Part of & circle. . Bamboolike grasses. . River in Italy. . Pamiliar friends. . Objects of worship . Alarm. . Large lake. e . Covered with matted hairs. Fast. By . Teacher; Heb, GENE BYRNES . Silkworm . Man-of-war. . Feminine name. . The willow family. . Choose. . Wrong. . Silver Coln of India. . Dissatisfaction. . Animal fat. 5. Lampoons . Constellation. . Assay value. " Modern, Molsture. . A window above a door. ly. = . Help. . Happy. . Salts of cinnamic acid . Landmark; Sp. . Violent wave. . Prompt. . Disasters. . Covert. . Large convex moldings. Different Fragrance. . River in Africa. . Contend. . The three-banded - armadillo. 54. Spanish _dollar, 5. Servile flattery; slang. | 56. Garden implement. | 57. Palm leaves; var. | 58 Cozy retreat. | 60 Three hundred. 1 HEAR TELL YUH HAD BURGLARS OVER T YOR HOUSE LAST NIGHT — . Expand. " Rounded lumps. . St breeze. Beyond. . A gem corved in relicl. Pieces out. . Greek god of love. Cleft. ANSWER TO YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE. | Sausage-Sauerkraut. | Wash ahd drain one can of sauer- | kraut. Place a layer of the kraut in a | dish, then a thick layer of sliced ap- | ples, then another layer of sauerkraut, then a layer of pork sausage. Cover and put into & mederate oven for one | and one-half hours. Serve with baked potatoes. Serve celery and ripe olives ’ in place of salad. Fried Rice. Pack some left-over boiled rice in | baking powder cans or & bread tin f] | rinsed in cold water. To use, turn ou:,l i | cut into slices and cook first on one i | side, then on the other side in hot rippings or bacon fat. Serve as g vegetable or as a dessert with sirup, v By S.LHUNTLEY | Add Signs of Depression.