Evening Star Newspaper, March 24, 1930, Page 26

‘B—10 THE EVENING D. C, MONDAY, MARCH 24, 1930. STAR, WASHINGTON, SAY' GOOFY BOWERS, NO FOOLING, WE'VE GOT To CHECK OUT OF THIS HOTEL TO-DAY OR wE'RE GOING TO BE HIGH AND DRY \WITHOUT A CENT! You KNOW WE ARE PaYING $50 A Dy HERE * YEH, OUR. DiL 1S ABoUT ¥ 150 || AND_PAcK UF ALREADY! WELL || WHIE You ARe TLL GO DownN GONE - AD TELL ‘€M SURE, AND MAKE (T SNAPPY — TLL BE RIGHT BACK, JULIE ' GEE! TLL BE 6LAD To GET OUT OF THIS NO MORE BLUFFIN' FOR Me! EVERY Guy SHOULD Lwe WITHIN HIS MEANS —— WELL, T Pay MY DL AnD HOLY MACKEREL! WE CANT LEAVE THIS HOTEL To-Day' 1 LOANED ALL \ MY MONEY TO EETWELL Y The colors and the curves of [ife, All come to me throug\\ my two eyes. | Remembers. | TID MOU GRLS SEE THE PO PERTECT-AN "GEON'S MY HENRM DRESS MRS, TiILCH WAS SANS THAT MR. WERRWNG AT CHURCH TRKEN HOLD & W COMMULNY BUSWNESS MBI - as Has. cane : Reg. U S. Pat. ORL; Copyright. 199, by The Chicago Trbane MOTT, 1S ™IS BeAuTIFUL PROPERTY RIGHT onN JEEF, EVERY MAN SHOULD OWN H\S OWN HOME o THE AMERICAN HOME (S | | THE BACKBONE ofF THe NATION< AND AUGUSTUS MUTT IS A : CHIROPRACTIC MOVIES AND MOVIE PEOPLE BY MOLLIE MERRICK. WHY, IT'S AS SQUARE AS LOADED CE. IT'S LIKE THE NAME STERLING o) STOLEN) SILWWERWARE: IF You BAITED A TRAP WITH ANYTHING BUTY CHEESE_ YOU WOULLDN'T GET ANY MICE! YOU GomnNA SeLL THis YOU CAN KEeP IN PROPERTY? THe GARAGE (S A BoAT! HOLLYWOOD, March 24 (N.AN.A).|announcements made from his garage —The Grand Duke Alexander of Russia | by one of his confreres. The garage being in a position to arrived in movieland for an exceedingly | e, B1T48C DOE 10 8 ROSI O he brief stay, and a group of Slavic genties| house, the jokesters get a line on who who have based their chief claim to|is dropping in fo afternoon tea or Sun. : ay night supper. en, when some greatness on the fact that they Were| ./ . caly turns on the radio, strange | aides in the ducal suite, generals in the | qno SO0 VT ome. forth, imperial army and otherwise high in| The first to fall for the gag was Betty the Russian court shenanigans sud- S:alg)szr;:‘:grfir\g‘esogéhk Wf;‘enc;‘:: denly discovered that they had to/gecytively referred to her as Miss Betty “work” very hard along about train| Compson, then Betty Bronson, then time. Betty Blthe, she burned up. Stepping _|to a phone, she called the station an Nothing smaller than & former €0 acidly suggested they inform the an- eral, former princess or former duchess pouncer of her correct name. has come to Hollywood's films from the | Alice Gentle was tricked to a fine land of Peter the Great. Handsome en- |turn. ~The announcer in presenting ameled decorations garnish the tales | NCr made flattering comment as to her . ® | singing status, said she had delightful these colorful people tell of their days | personality, but suggested that she was of splendor. Some of the decorations!socially hampered by an unnegotiable have been run to earth and proved husband—words t that effect, if not shop” or_the | froze.” James Cruze stepped to a phone fakirs who manufacture such things and told the announcer that he would “unec ‘S;n:he genuine titles of Holly s fo hi ‘M‘:Il‘g:‘ph}(;ge 'hu::ubeeol: - |answer to him. ‘wood ‘lre hur:;t:l under plarlin ;‘mislber" plugged in to the nhun that -rlwr- or “missus,” their owners having 1ong noon. But it took the guests a long ago discovered that titles were a hin- | time to awaken to the fact that they drance rather than a help. were being hazed. Gay games and little, quaint jokes are| Dmitri Tiompkin, who was brought ‘1 part of the local entertainment system. | to this coast from Russia to show Now that the professional insulter has | Hollywood picture makers how the spirit become too well known throughout the |of jazz could be dignified by musicianly { colony to further serve the purpose of | treatment, now departs on a concert 1, funmaking, the phoney radio program tour of the Continent to show Euro- Rj is one of the chief means of entertain- peans how Hollywood handles the classi- ment. | cal theme in its own jazzy way. (.03 James Cruze is past master in this| Al of which comes under the head KLING game. He has his home wired 5o that | of versatility. KENKLI & radio program can be broadcast with' (Copyright, 1930.) l Daily Cross-Word Puzzle I MARMALADE TERRACE A Big Operation on a Fixed Scale. P HE DID US [555 FE— HiM AT HIS HIDING PLACE AND TURN HIM ONER To THE A MAN IS INNOCENT 7 THE ONLY THING ¥ UNTIL HE'S PRONEN THAT COULD STRAIGHTEN HIM J HELLOG WINDY ---THE JUDGE SPEAKING ---- SRY, WHEN YOUR MOTHER SLAMMED THRT DOOR IN MY FACE SHE PREVENTED #$500 % FROM FALLING INTO YOUR LAP! I INTENDED TO GNE MYSELF UP SO THAT You COULD COLLECT THE REWARD THAT IS OFFERED FOR MY CAPTURE WHAT DID T TewL You, MR ? I KNEW THe JUDGE ONWY CRLLED AT OUR House To Do US GooD ! ONCE BEFORE, AND HE'LL NEVER GET ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY ¢ BUMPED ON THE HEAD AND COULDN'T REMEMBER ABOLT SOME MONEY HE COUECTED, ISN'T A . SIGN THAT HE'S CROOKED WHAT THE JUDGE NEEDS s A GooD LAWYER To smmeufen Him ouT ! SHIFTY EYED Ma Is Still Skeptical! ! & B SRS M .,,/// (7 CONVULSION ) CAUSED BY CALL A o /DY SUDDEN EXPOSURE PRYSICIAN To WARM SUNSHINE, VERDANT FAIRWAYS AND SUMMER _ / GREENS * FREEMAN Doc Arrives at Duffers’ Valhalla. . Erudition, Bristles. . Prepare hastily for an examination (coil.). . German river. . Expel by legal process . Country road. . Divan. . Acts as agent. . Curls. . Properties. . Mislaid. . Scent. . Allusions, . Effacing devices. 5. More composed. . Nights preceding important events. . Gratuity. . Land measure. . Annual. . Purer. WE HAD A RACE AROUND THE BLOCK AN’ I CAME IN FIFTH! I COULDN’ HELP ! ALL THE OTHER- PLACES WERE GOT THE LAST PLACE IN THE . Strap of a bridle. . Scotch for John. . More severe. . Occupations. . Becomes sunburnt, . Pertaining to an Italian city. 5. Wading bird. . Segment of a circle. . Jutting rock. Mineral spring. Malicious look. Crowns of heads. Proofreader’s term. . Members of a Jewish sect. 4 . Having sides and angles unequal, | said of triangles. Normal value of a stock. . Persian poet. . Greed. . Radical in effect . Last book of the Bible . Secrete. . Greek cupid. Sudden lurch. . First garden Without (French). . Large duck. . Pause, . Be noisily wordy. . Poker stake. . Dine together. . Asterisk. . Transgression. 5. Vapid. 26. Weeds. . Rosters. . Is concerned. . Period from Easter to Whitsunday. . Come to maturity. . Stone tablet . Witty saying. . Quell. : . Cotton fabric with linen finish. 42, One who holds in derision. . Machine for cutting lumber from slabs. 5. Fasten securely. . Eucharistic wine vessel. . Units of square measure. . Feminine name. " River of England. Case for small articles. . Ancient Venetian magistrate. 5. Roman date. . Copper United States coin. . The Orient (poetic). ANSWERS TO CROSSWORD PUZZLES IN SUNDAY MAGAZINE o 2] D o R RATRILICRN AR By GENE BYRNES No Crowding Please. THAR FAST AS SAID FER YUH TO HURRY LIKE % By SLHUNTLEY The Tryout. BATES TOLD ME PA MAYBE HE'S BEEN TOOK WITH SOMETHIN' BETTER 60 IN FIRST. GIDDAP!! \—*ww{fi R 6T HERE N CASE L WAS TAKEN AIUN' SUDDEN-UKE