Evening Star Newspaper, December 1, 1928, Page 23

THE EVENING LITTLE BENNY || Abe Martin Says: BY LEE PAPE My sister Gladdis is travelling on her honeymoon with Harvey Parkins to cele- brate their wedding, and tonite ma sed to pop, Willyum, youve been so bizzy this week I dont even bleeve youve red Gladdises letters. O, has Gladdis sent us letters? pop sed. Well, I cant truthfully eall them let- ters, their picture post cards, ma sed. Their views of the towns and cities that they passed through. After all you cant expect a bride on her ferst honey- moon to sit down and write letters, she:‘ sed. No, I think she’s doing a lot if she| writes post cards, pop sed. 1 have them all rite here in the order | they came in, so Ill just read them to | you and youll get an ideer, ma sed The ferst one is dated Monday and it shows a lovely view of Lake Lilly and Gladdis writes Harvey is reely my ideal. | Duzzent she mention the lake? pop #sed, and ma sed, No, I sippos> she thawt the picture of it spoke without | werds, do you wunt to see it? | No thansk, pop sed, and ma sed. The 2nd one has a goregous view of Mount Bt Jonson and Gladdis says Love to all, I|Strong. but th' swift nearly allus hit dident dream any man could be so| @ telephone pole. . perfeck. She means Harvey I sippose,| , Some folks are too proud t' beg, but N | they hain't too proud ¢’ sell tickets an’ I hope 5o, pop sed. Wats she think | chances that nobuddy wants. of Mount Jonson? he sed, and ma sed, | = — She duzzent say. The next one is dated | Wensday, it shows a little house with | The view of the Falls from here is sim- James J. Robinsons Berth Place printed | ply beyond words. under it and Gladdis writes Hervey is| Nuthing about Harvey? pop sed, and not meerly a husband, he's an angel|ma sed, Not on that one, and pop sed, without wings. Izzent that bewtiful? | Well, well, at last my littie gerl is hap- ma sed pily married. It brings tears to both eyes, pop sed,| And he got in back of the sporting and ma sed, The last card has a picture | pagz and ma started to darn holes out of Gushing Falls and Gladdis says'of stockings. “CAP” STUBBS. —BY EDWINA Yessir! Cap’s Pretty Smart. EE, GRAN'MA—- |\ SURT MADE A GREAT BARGAIN WITH RED TODAY — \ TRADED WM MY OLE TOPR AN' TWO BEENT NAWLS, AN' MY WHRISTLE, AN' A PIECE OF A RUBBER BAND, AN' A COUPLE FISH HOOK S, AN'— \YS ;\-\RRE(E BLADED. OKE AT ALL WUZN'T THAT WULN'T; 1 SWELL BARGAIN = T IRT A e AIRST TiE CROSSED MAIN Z‘}‘;“f ALL BY YOURSELF AMD WHEN TRAFFIC WAS ATITS HOWHT = Battles may invariably go t' th’ STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1928. By | Pop Momano j Waiting for ‘ the Rush [ to Start. ' CAT, IF YOU CouLD TALK T'D expecT A VOTE OF THANKS EROM YOoU FOR CUTTING THAT HOLE IN THe DoOR' i | | | BUD FISHER Jeff Thinks He's a I Second |_ | Kid Edison. TH TH TANAGER OF WILLIAT DESHOND BOWERS, THE Farous SCREAM_ COMEDIAN AND & WANT To BuY A LOT OF SWELL MAHOGANY FOR MY PRIVATE OFfICE! NIFTY STUFF ~ NOTHIN' Creap ! B! CERTANLY SIR- STEP TH? WHAT A SAP 1 wAS NOT T GRAB OFF A JoB LIKE THIS YEARS AGO ' I'm A NATURAL BORN MANAGER — HO-HUM- IT MUST BE ABOUT TINE T EAT!! DiG UP A GOOD SGN PAINTER AND T ALL SeT!! ALOYSIUS P HEGINIS AANAGER FOR I'M GLAD YOU ASKED ME, MUTT. THe DOOR WAD SHRUNK HORRIBLY, LEAVING A TWO INCH SPACE BETweeN 1T AND JEFF, WHO cuT THIS HOLE IN THe DoOR? THEe DOOR BUT ocuR cAT COULDN'T” FOLLOW THEM , AND THAT WAS UNFAIR To THE CAT. S© I SAWED ouT, y) THAT HOLE, [‘HE MICE COULD RUN UNDER 2 iz PUT SOAP ON THESZ HERE FIDOLE Down to Bare Facts. T WAS A SUMMONS To APPEAR N R BREACH OF PROMISE KEN KLING Next Time He'll Let Uncle Lead Y LOAD OoF MILK /! DONT _You KNOW ANY BETTER THAN To STeP ON 2 MY BALL MY SHIRT’S JUs’ L\KE| Alike But Different. WELL - 50 JACK COTTONTAIL 1S MARRIED ! ALBERTINE RANDALL WiTH MY RAILROAD TICKET AND WHEN I OPENED THE ENVELOPE AT MY FEET A CANYON YAWNED AND ABOVE ME TH’ MOUNTAINS 0\ STRETCHED A wonper ) MY GOODNESS, MESCAL, LOOK AT MARY ASKING = 19NT SHE DE'COUETE’ TONIGHT [ D0 YoU THINK FRY KERR HAS ANY CONFEDERATES WATCHING THIS HOUSE TO GUARD AGRINST MY 0 ach THIS AIN'T FOR YOV, UNCLE - ™ CALLING BT e piserace OF A (OURT iy ‘M THAT BLACKMAILER FAY KERR S A FAST_WORKER JusT HoP A TRAIN AND THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU WENT WARIT HERE — TLL CARRY ONE OF YOUR BASS TO THE (ORNER — IF THE ROAD'S CLEAR T WHISTLE SO0 1 WouLp BE A CONTENTED GOLFER Etetiin = e WHAT'S “THE 1DEA ! | OF SLUGCING S | CAREFUL, SULPHURIC, CONTENTED COW YOU DON'T XNOW ANYTHING ABOUT, BuLL FIGRTING Now WE's ARCULING SAME KIND OF A COLLAR SAME KINDA BUTTONS SAME KINDA CUFFS! NOBODY CouLD TELL THE DIFFERENCE! 1T'S JUS' LIKE YOURS! 1T 1SL MINE'S CLEAN! e l@mn MY TRIBUNE, YES . THE WEDDING ToOK PLACE LASY WEEK: