Evening Star Newspaper, November 20, 1928, Page 37

THE EVENING STAR. WASHINGTON, D. €. TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 20. 1928. LITTLE BENNY || ok e [ Me and pop and ma was up in the | living room and we herd like a fearse argewment coming from down in the frunt room ware Gladdis and Mr. Perkins was, and after a wile pop sed, Its agenst my moral, religious and political princi- pals to butt in, but perhaps we better sort of amble down to the frunt room as if we dident have anything speciel on our minds. Wich we did, pop not saying weather he ment me too. and Gladdis and Mr, Parkins was down there tawking loud to each other, pop saving. Well well. T hope we're not intruding. Quite the contrary your just in time Gladdis sed. I wunt witnesses to the fact that I will not allow the werd Obey to be used in any marridge cere- mony in wich I happen to be a leeding | principal, and Mr. Parkins sed, Thou- | sands of noble wimmin throughout the | histery of the werld promised to obey | their husbands wen they were joined in | marridge. and I never herd they were | se for it u never asked them. Gladdis sed. a sed. Now Gladdis, thats the ay the marridge scrvice was originally written so after all you cant blame the minister, and you dont haff to shout Yes at the top of your voice, you can sort of mumble something. I wont cven stand there with my fingers crossed, Gladdis sed, and pop sed. Well for Peet sake lissen to reason, will you? No. Gladdis sed. She’s been refusing to lissen to rea- son for the past hour, Mr. Parkins sed, and pop sed, Wen your mother had no ideer I would ever lose my hair and was induced to marry me she promised the good minister to obey me wen he asked her in the performants of his duty. and I was there myself and herd her as one of the principal witnesses. All rite, wat does she do only last week? She sends home a Persian rug for the living room after I ixpressly told her “CAP” STUBBS. Abe Martin Says: Who recalls when folks used t' git | along without somethin’ if it cost too much? 1f ther wuz such a thing as th’ bump o' conceit lots o' people couldn't wear a | hat. i (Copyright. 1928.) { that I was opposed to the looks. sound and price of Persian rugs. And wat happened to her? Nuthing. And wat at? She had ed down and 0 she knew T | did she do even aft her wedding ring s dipped in_wite gold would of had her arrested if Id know wat was in her obedient mind. And | wat happened to her? Nuthing, pop ! sed. O well, all rite, Tll lissen to reason, | after all a person awt to make a little | sacrifice for conventionality, I sippose, | Gladdis sed | Meening she would promise to obey | just like ma. i —BY EDWINA Nossir! Cap Doesn’t Forget His Gran’'ma. GEE'! WE SURE DD LR EM — GEE!\ WOT'S TS N MY POCKETH RS e DR, SAVED FER A Y GEEY T'S ™' GuUM DROP _MARY MARGC'RET'S MOTHER GIMME ™IS THE CHEERFUL CHERUB| | B RO ST ORI A S SRS 6 I thought 1 saw the king and queen Go past me in 2 big prrade . I found out later thet I'd cheered A valet and o Jady’s maid. RC AL, THE SPECULATORS ARE (CHARGING SCANDALOULS PRICES FOR SEATS .To SEE YOUR ION-IN-LAWS PICTURE THE LION TAMER. CANT You Y ME UP WITH A COUPLE ¥ By Pop MOMAND Not | l t So | Easy. HEY AL, DONT FORGET THen NckeTs You PROMISED ME FOR TH' LION TAMER '™ [MR. FORGET~ME-AOTS T MISS “Sc(\m A BoQueT oFfF | “=) SCHULTZ, AAD A Dozen R A 2 A | BUD FISHER Mutt's More =% Than Half Right, At That. FLORIST, THIS 1S JGFF. ABoUT 0SES TD MISS CLUTTS, AD CHARGCE TO MY CCOUAT & TATA! 5 oo b ] MUTT, BoTH OF THOSE _ GIRLS ARE AUTS ABOUT ME BUT I'vé JusT CAN'T Hold A CANDLE TO MISS SCHULTZ | FOR LOOKS. DECIDED TO TR - [ 'souT PET By S.LHUNTLEY Typo- graphical Error. S R /TOO BAD ! i T et J HE ALLUS [ WAS A OLD- FASHIONED COSS! / HOW COME HIM To DIE? =) HE S WHAT'D THET HAVE To Do WITH M55 KERR, THIS 15 MY NEPHEW WINDY - DURING ALLUS OULTTA DOCTOR BooKs AN’ ALMAN ACS DONT WORRY || I HATE TO BOTHER ABOUT &eM You AL BUT IF SPIKE — . YOU'LL|| YoU CAN GET € GET 'EM SURE! || A CouPLE OF 1 CAN GET SEATS FOR, Your ALL T WANT' SAY USTEN ' YOURE TH FIFTEENTH GUY WOTS BEEN AROUND HERE TO- DAY SAYIN' HES TH' FATHER-IN- LAV OF WILLIAM BOWER 3! IVE A GOoOD MIND TO RUN YOU IN — NOW DBEAT THAT'S QUITE TRUE, BUT | /1D, THASS A LOT oF BUNK. MISS CLUTTS 1S A | BRUNETTE AnMD MISS SCHULTZ 15 A BLoNDE AND THEY Do SAY BRUNETTES HAvE SWEETER DISPOSITIONS THAN BLONDES. MY WIEE'S BEEN BOTH, AND T CAN'T Sce ANY DIFEERENCE! LUSTEN BOYS — NH \ THIS GIRL AND WHERE DoES SHE LWE 7 A WOMAN KNows MoRE 1'LL PHONE \F I HRVE MORNIN' | WUZ SAVIN' FER GRAN'MA — GEE ! I 'MOST FERGOT ! e THe CAUSE OF MY TRIP HERE ! A CARELESS MOMENT HE AsKeD A GIRL To BECOME HIS WIFE AND NOW SHE WANTS To CHARGE HiM $10,000 % FOR THE 1 PRIILEGE OF CHANGING ABOUT HANDLING ONE OF HER OWN SE* — TLL CALL ON HER AND PERHAPS 1 CAN TALK HER OUT OF PRESSING THE CHRRGE ANY LuCK | FREEMAN |5 KEN KLING Windy Smells a Rat! None - Too “THE TIMID SOUL Mo s OMN A COLD NIGHT HE FINDS A STRAY CAT 1N HIS KEMNEL e P bk € B Yok S o [FTRoM THE N 030 lwfib‘ , By : BERTIN A(2\‘/u~xE>AL\- Artful Miss Flappy! GRAMMATICAL STANDPOINY , WHICH DO YoU CONSIDER CORRECT, DOCTOR fl GOSH, HOW CAN f MAN AS OLD AS THAT PLAY MY POP 1S THE FOREMAN IN HIS PLACE NOW! HE WAS PROMOTED! ANY MORE ON THE LEVEL ;’HHN A HILL. SHE'S THE KIND O A GOLD DIGCER WHO - WORKS WITHOUT A PICK AXE AND TrAT NAME FAY KERR FITs HeR PERFECTLY ! Fomerwm; TeLLs ME YOUR FRIEND 1 SIMPLY CAN'T FANCY A MAN HIS AGE PLAYING THIS GAME MY FATHER IS e MANAGE OF THE WHOLE PAPER BOX FACTORY! THERES ONEY THREE PEOPLE over HIM ! I HAD RATHER 6O HERR RATHo KRATHER GO HOME 2 v, MY FATHERIS THE VICE PRESIDENT or Tve SHOEPOLIsH COMPANY! THERE'S INEY ONE OVER HIM AN THATS THE PRESIDENT! I'M WAITING FOoR MY FATHER-- HE'S IN THE SHOP HAVING RIS BRASSIE FIXEP I'D LIKE~TO PLAY A FEW HOLES WITH You AT SPAGONI'S MY pop s OVER EVERYBODY! wes ve HEAD .MANM IN HIS PLACE HE GIVES ALLTHE SHAMPOOS BARBER sHoP! T Lenar Byrnes TR,