Evening Star Newspaper, November 13, 1928, Page 37

THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. T, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 1928." GODS AN NEW STAR STARTLES CINEMA WORLD' myemfi: \3‘,‘3! mfi- CRIMES ACCLAIN Wil DESTIOND BOWERS BeLiEVE IT GREATEST SCREEN COMEDWN OF ALL TinE. | OPENING UP T A HOUSE BARELY FOR TH' Love o' * PETE !* Mix ME L A PINT OF ARCIATR PeiITs OF LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. I never Fight against Me and my sister Gladdis and pop and ma and Mr. Parkins was in our living room and ma and Gladdis was tawking about Gladdises wedding, Gladdis saying, Well, I think Ive got | everything fairly strate but I still feel rather sketchy on one or 2 details. Now about my bookay, I was all decided on lillies of the valley but now they tell me orkids are the thing to carry this year, they tell me if I carry anything :x; orkids Ill be a laffing stock, she Merséy, its a blessing you found out in time, ma sed, and pop sed, O I dont know, it mite be very refreshing to see ministcr brake out into harty laff- ter at th> cite of your lillies of the val- + I2y, and if he's a hay fever victim they mite give him a harty sneeze at the came time, ~1d if he duzent strangle the whole thing awt to pass off very plezzantly. One thing's been bhothering me, Mr. “arkins sed. My shoes, should 1 wear matten leather shoes or just plain black ones * sed. ‘Wefl § dont know, I dont know that it maics a grate eel of difference, wat 40 you think, mother? Gladdis sed, and na sed, Well I dont know, I dont think 'nybody will notice, Ive been to a lot of veddings and Ive red about a lot but I dont bleeve I ever herd of the grooms feet even being mentioned, but speeking of vour flowers, do you carry them in vour rite hand or your left hand? O my stars I forgot to find out about that, Gladdis sed. I should think the , or would you think the left? she 2d, and ma sed, Well Im not sure, but its terrifically important, an4 pop sed, Ive herd of doubtful brid~s carrying Th' ole timer that used t' hitch in front of a bank an’ go in, ; has a son who slows down in front ci a gro- cery, blows his horn an’ charges a loaf o' bread. iCovyrizht, 1928.) a high hat for the occasion? he sed, and Gladdis sed, I dont think it mat- ters, and ma sed, You wont wear & hat up_the aisle, so wats the differents. -In other werds youll be about as im- portant as a Chinese cent at a financial conferents of the grate powers, so come them in their mouth. Another thing I been wondering | about, Mr. Parkins sed. Should I got! “CAP” STUBBS. Yessir—Things Is Pretty Bad. HE KIN WEAR =M OVER 10 MYRTLE'S TOMORROW S\NCE HE 'S gEEN INVITED THERE — i YES— TE MAY WEAR Y THEM TOMORROW — on along and Il bowl you for the ‘smokes, lets go, pop sed. Wich they did. —BY EDWINA CEE! THINGS 15 |, PRETTY E\x! SURE. 1S MAL STEVENS?THIS Tim TALKIN G, SAY, MAL, 1VE GOT Ar: OFFICE BOY DO HERE WHO 5 JUST ASIKED Me FOR A CoUPLE OF TICKETS TO SATURDAY'S_GAME, FIX Him 0P WALL Y00 7 OH, ANYWHERE, T 40 YARD LINE WiLL DO, VOULL MAIKE PRESIDENT HADLE Y GIVE UP HIS TICKETS FINE! WOOLD YU Minp BRINGING THEM DOWN HERE VOURSELE 7 THEY MIGHT GET LOST I T MAIL 5, Qi< THamKs! THE KI1DpER | [The my blues. In Pact 1 strive to || Feel more blve — The more [ concentrate my gloom cker w:\“ 1 t;\vel thro . Fromt Mutt Con- verts Jeff y 2 11,9 By KEN KLING Good News! FREEMAN The Future Ruins the Present. By GENE BYRNES Pop Pulled a Boner. N g ALBERTINE RANDAL! Dick Has Ideas of His Own. oo Py Rsbn & (o Vo GOOFY BOWERS, Cote Here QuICK! | About That! T SAW YOUR DISGRACEFUL PLAY oF PooR SPORTSMANSHIP FROMTHE WINDOW E You DIDN'T GIVE |T A CHANCEs YOU SHET 1T WHILE IT WAS SITTING ON THE GROUND, SOMETHING A0 REAL svonngm WouLd HAVE DoNE. BIRDS SHould BE /== ) SHOT 6NLY ON THE ANINGs 5 MY LAWYER SAYS THAT G HASN'T A CHANCE OF (OLLECTIN THE $10,000% FROM ME IN HER BREACH OF PROMISE SUIT BUT THOSE GUYS ARE SO DARNED OQPTIMISTIC 'WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NOVEMBER. DAY WIS IS, D0C. AS BALMY AS_A DAY IN JUNE ! -THE GODS' ARE = CERTAINLY KIND 0 US \ % HEDA BEEN A -CLOWN ONEY HE AINT W NOW, DICK., MIND YOUR MANNERS A“;OTH.’F_ PARTY, v ? SANYS ONCET THEY WADDA TAKE A PIECE o= BONEouma "5 LES! You, MUST SAY "YES ANDNO, THANK You * MRS BELGIAN . QUARTER PILLED, WILLIAM BOWERS ALWAYS GI\VE WHATEUER You'Re TRYING TO KILL A SPORTING CHANCE! BE A SPORT: HeRe, TAKE THIS SWATTER AND KNOCKk OFF SDME oF THESE FLIES. MAKE YOURSELE WELL, WHY Don'T You SWAT THAT Fuy? \F SHE VAMPS THE JURORS ¥ INTO HANDING HER THe VERDICT) WHERE Wil 1 GET TeN THOUSAND BERRIES FROM ¥ FIND THEY GWE R GuY A DRY IN JAaw For EVERY DOLLAR HE & ® W e o E ) Y*“(::\\NS w BUT You DON'T SEEM To BE ENJOYING, THIS MARVELQUS, ENCHANTING WEATHER MY UNCLE TIM o was ASQGER LAWZ THEY WADDA PUT A BONE THAT BELONGED TO SOME SHEEP pIN HIS ARMONCET! PLEASE", 0 YES'M! I'LL SAY “VES PLEASE " § TWICE WHEN SHE PASSES THE ICE CREAM « AnMmMoNIA QUICK Jouie!t MY Hewp | FEGLT A LIGHT A3 A cReAn Got o THE MESH 1S Too TI":',?'G‘;N.“ Los€£ T'M GONNA 66T Do 1T witH || A SWATTER witH A THIS SWATTER))| WIDER MESH AND GIVE MUTT] THe FLy A g SPORTING CHANCE. THAT'S T = SWAT ME AGAIN — 1 WANNR MAKE SURE IM AWAKE 1:CANT— A DAY LIKE THIS IN NOVEMBER REMINDS ME “THAT SNOW, ICE, CHILBLAINS AND WINTER GREENS ARE JUST AROUND ~THE CORNER. FELLER! I HEARD HIM WITH MYOWN EARS LAS' NIGHT TELL MY MOM THAT w'w;gommh’r:x JoU." [F SHE THAT NOREID FA’zrA ‘;ES'SS‘?‘/'TH