Evening Star Newspaper, November 6, 1928, Page 31

THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C, TUESDAY; NOVEMBER 6; 1928 ol? AND ONLY YESTERDAY HE SAID T WAS TH BEST BUTLER HE EVER HAD, AND HOPED THAT I. s WouLD END MY DAYS IN HIS SERVICE!! . TH LTTLE Buml! YES CHAUNCEY, UNmTl)NATELj WE MUST DISPENSE WITH YOUR SERVICES — ER- ER- THERE ARE REASONS WHICH T CAN NOT &O INTO AT THIS TIftE, BUT WHICH MAKE IT VERY NECESSARY For| US To CURTAIL 1 DONT KNOW WHAT | REASON TO GIVE Hirt, Hes BEEN A PeppecT SERVANT —— : T HATE TO GIVE Hint THE AIR, BUT It NoT GOING To BE MAKING ° FIVE ‘HUNDRED A WEEK MUCH LONGER — SO ITS SAY JULIE, T THINK WE WERE KIND OF FOOLISH TO HWRE THAT BOTLER LAST WEEK' WHEN THIS PICTURE OF MINE IS SHOWN I KNOW TLL BE LOOKIN' FOR ANOTHER JoB DBECAUSE ITS GOING To BE TH' WORST, QUINCE THE SCREEN HAI E€WR || THE CHEERFUL CHERVB I love- to see » Flut grey lake | [With £all straight pine trees near it — Thé simple lines are restful to My tense artistic | spirit. K1 LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. ‘This afternoon my sister Gladdisses | frend Sara Hart came to see her on | account of her going to get married | soon too, and they was telling each other about how thrilling they felt and the diffrent dresses they was getting and everything, and Sara Hart sed, How about a linen shower, are the gerls | going to give you a linen shower? I really havent thawt about such a thing, Gladdis sed. Personly as a mat- | ter of fact I consider linen showers and | things of that sort the last werd in vulgarity wen you think it amounts pure and simply to nuthing but an | excuse to save a few trifling expenses by brazenly bumming a few household fernishings from your friends, altho | goodness knows I could ues any amount ——— MUTY WASN'T i u‘ of linen. Thats just a way I feel about those SPOOFING ME. I I I kind of things, Sara Hart sed. Altho = 4 nobody that Ive herd of has mentioned UTT E\feiffl:;kx One o’ th’ things about th' late cam- | I an | paign wuz th’ utter collapse o' th' effort | F getting one up for me, still at the same SECOND-HAND | ¢ revive th’ ole plitical clubroom. ]gf o ) OR TS SECOND-HAND SKILLET. OR- NO: T DON'T |[WELL, WHAT 1S \T WANT ANY OF A SECOND-HAND ScconD-HAND!| NATURE THAT KI(TcHEN You Do WANTE UTENSILS « I'M EATING MUTT, BEING YouR BEsT i FRIEND, T [lfl Mougwr x> Toss You A BIT ofF BUSINGSS. e BACHELOR, Y OU CouLD USE A LOT o€ THE SECOND-HAND STUFE T HAVE IN STOCK: How ABOLT A SECOND-HAND CANARY ¢ MY WATCH! your frends arent being told in so many werds to go out and do your shopping for you at their-own expense, I think your quite rite. Besides if I had my choice of the kind of a shower Id pre- fer 1 wulden choose a linen shower, 1 have so much lovely linen that any linen the gerls would give me would | = come as an anty climax. Wat Id choose would be an alluminum shower for my | to think of it, and Im going to get rite | 34 Kitchin, Im crazy about alluminum, it | to_ werk and drop a few hints about! BUD FISHER shines so wen you shine it, ony of | giving you a linen shower, in fact Il | corse you haff to shine it, she sed. | set the ball rolling myself. | Well my dear, Im glad I know it,| ~Well now thats just too sweet of you, Gladdis sed. Il be delighted to sug- | it would never of occurred to me in a gest it to the gerls as being my own | million years, Gladdis sed. persenal ideer, she sed, and Sara Hart | And they started to write down lists sed, Well now I never dreemed of any | of the best gerls to tawk to ferst, and I such a thing and its just peachy of you | herd the fellows wisseling and went out. time its quite a relief to- know that (Copyright, 1928.) Big Bussiness. “CAP” STUBS. —By EDWINA Well—Why Not!! WHAT THIS HERE COUNTY WELL, | S'POSE \T 'COURSE, WE'S ALREADY wUZ FOOLISH- MY LAND! THEY (05T MORE'N A GROWN-UP PERSON'S GLOVE — BUT THEY LOOKED WELL- YOU ALLUS WUZ A OLE FOO\ GOTTA NIWCE PAIR, BUT-— WELL, | S'POSE - MARY'LL SAY \ SHOULDN'T OF GOT_'EM~— SHE'S5 ALL ™' TIME S5AYIN' 'M SPOILIN' H\M, -~ WELL, \T'S A PITY \ CAN'T G\T MY OWN GRAN'SON A NEW AN’ DOINS' SHERIFF - MY PLATFORM 15 "BIGGER An'S BETTER FREE SEEOS FRO! NOR fwenzasmm‘ HEY, LEM, | PA PIFFLES OVER THAR RUNNIN' HISSELF, MAYBE SHE'S GETTING NEEDS 15 A UP AN’ DOIN' SHERIFF —MY PLATFORM 1S 'BIGGER AN BETTER FREE SEEDS FROM YOR CONGRESSMANL " MARIA SANE BAILEY, AN' YOU ALLUS PA\R OF GLOVES \ WANT TO- ‘TROUT EV‘R:I'MD‘I CRIT\QO\ZIN LAND Y s NAW - SHEILA IS NoT THRT KIND! SHe PRroBABLY MERANS \T'LL CoST ME HEAVY DOUGH WHEN THE CASE COMES To MY 6IRL BOILED OVER WHEN SHE HEARD 1 CHANGED MY MIND RBouT GETTING MRRRIED ! SHE PHONED THiS® MORNING AND WARNED ME THAT TLL GET MINE ! SOME TOUGH GUY To BEAT You UP! BLOCKS OVER, LADY -~ TM GOIN' THAT WAY - IF You'd ALLow YOUR GIRL COMIN' DOWN THE STREET LEFT TowN o4 ForR A YEAR! KENKLING | ¢o To He’d Rath . e!"i;ht. It“ AND THINGS § DON'T g::r':: LooK SO BRICHT >~ iy TRV R HERE' AN' DON'T You DARE LOSE ‘&M, ER VLL _NEVER BUY YO TRAN G- 1 ' SIDES THEY DID g OST SO MUCH— AN’ - MY WIFE WAS GOING -To VOTE ForR HOOVER AND 1 WAS - GOING TO VOTE FOR SMITH WHICH WouLp HAVE BEEN WASTING OUR -TIME 50 WE CAME UP o “THE CLuB I'M SROCKED o WEAR You, A LEADING CITIZEN, MAKE A STATEMENT LIKE -THAT— SUCH A /; LACK OF INTEREST IN YOUR COUNTRY IS SHAMEFUL * )M SURPRISED AT You 7 You MusT: HAVE VoTeD EARLY, Doc WOULDNT ARE TIME Waste Strokes. WIS MOM WAS CLEANIN OUT THE HOUSE AN’ PUDDINHEAD LOOKED IN THE RUBBISH BARRELS ch' FOUND A THAT PUDDINHEAD HAs A HORSE AND TR?POF WS EVER SINCE PUDDINHEAD GOT THAT HORSE'N TRAP HES GOT SUCH A SWELL HEAD HE HARDLY SPEAKS JO US FELLERS! By GENE BYRNES EXCUSE. ME, DEAR AN'—WELL . WHY DONT You : DIDN'T _KNOW 1T WAS MY TURN ¥ SAY SOMETHING ? DON'T SIT THERE STARIN' LIKE THAY ! NOW, HENRY, YOU NEEDN'Y THINK | GOIN’ To STAY HOME. HERE. NIGHT f&lfr,ER NIGHT-ALONE ~ BECAUSE YoU ARE FLYIN’ "ROUND To COMMITTEE MEETIN’S AN’ VISITIN’ THE POOR-(AS YOoU SAY) - AN’ WHEN Yov DO HAPPEN To BE HOME., THERE YoU ARE- LOCKED IN YOUR OLD STUDY ~WRITIN’ AN’ READIN' AN’ BEIN' GENERALLY UNSOCIABLE. * AN “ 1 CALL IT UNCHRISTIAN TRERTMENT OF A POOR LONG SUFFERIN® WIFE-AN 1 15030 I By ALBERTINE RANDALL Parson Popeye Doesn’t Know the | Rules of the Game.