Evening Star Newspaper, October 27, 1928, Page 27

THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. T, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1928. LITTLE BENNY The Weakly News. ‘Weather: Bum. SISSIETY PAGE Mr. Shorty Judge wayed himself on free scales in the grocer store Fri- day afternoon and thawt he mite be beginning to grow at last till he realized he was carrying 6 pounds of potatoes | and a pound of butter at the time. Miss Mary Watkins the well known charity werker dropped a cent in a one eye beggers cup last Thersday but he dident say thank you so she quick took it out again and kepp on going. FREE MEDICAL ADVICE By Doctor B. Potts eskwire. Dear Dr., I always get cross eyed wen I try to see the end of my nose, is this serious? Glasses Magee. Anser. No, your kind of cross eyed ADYyWays. INTRISTING FACKS ABOUT INTRISTING PEEPLE Once Lucky Leroy Shooster found a combination can opener, cork screw, pex: nife, nail puller, hole borer, screw driver and file, being very useful till he Jost it agen the next day. Shorty Judge is so good at drying dishes that he thinks he will haff to drop a few soon for self pertection. Puds Stmkins has such a loud sneeze his mother says if she ever finds out its not natural she's going to give him a good slap. POME BY SKINNY MARTIN At Least Suppir It your intristed in doing a good action, Go and wash your hands before each meal, It may ony help your appetite a little Ole friends an’ neighbors o' Lester Hanger 'll be more'’n pleased t' learn that nis wife’s run off. Less is an ole home town boy an’ nothin’s too good fer him. (Copyright. 1928.) Under the Mersey River. The Mersey Tunnel, the ceremony of “holing through” which took place re- cently, will be the largest sub-aqueous tunnel in the world. Four lines of trafic will run through the tunnel and the distance of three miles from the street level at Liverpool to Birkenhead But its sure to help your family's a good eel. “CAP” STUBS. will be negotiated under normal condi- tions in eight minutes. —By EDWINA That Awful Dog! MY LAND! WE'S GOT HAIRS ALL OVER THIS CHAR AGAN— HAIRS ALL OVER EV'RYTHING!, Do THE 5AM BROWNE BeLT — Fer R/, DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT _DOG- N HERE— G\T!I TuST A \WEE BIT MoRE e, PLEASE ., : Too AMIABLE FOR AN OFFICER. IF night comes ‘surging st e and vast And sometimes through the sky stars fall ' As carelessly as avtumn leaves 1 wish [ didnt Feel so small. “THE SHock oF SEEING TUNE ROSE HIS LEADING LADY BROUGHT GOOPY'S PARALYZD VOCAL CHORDS BACK To NORMAL, AND ALTHOUGH HE IS STILL LAID UP WIH HIS COLD, HE CAN NOW USE His voice Green-Eyed Monster. 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