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WOMA The Sidewalks N'S PAGE. of Washington BY THORNTON FISHER. ‘There is an eternal conflict between progress and sentiment, usually succumbing to it tagonist. home of stronger an- In New York recently the n Amer- jcan President, James Monroe, was knocked down 1o the highest bid- der. A modern structure, it s said, will occupy the s Buildings, and even hlocks, of Washingtons treasured tradi tions must soon be razed to make room for the arch- itectural splendors which will adorn the new city. The demolition of some of these age-old houses excites a_certain resentfulne among many of the mid-Victorians who are fond of dwelling in the past. However, Washington will never be 80 modern that It will sacrifice all of its fine old color. Strangely enoush, that contributes to also preserves, to a measurable de- gree, the sentiment which links us with the “good old d town is especially intriguing to thos of means. With the convening of Congress just around the corner, there is consider- able activity among the members of the legislative bodies to obtain suit able places to live during the months to come. Not all legislators & dowed with sufficient me; mit them to be too “choosey of them will upy apartments hotel rooms. moneyed one course, are more pret places, with a tendency toward turesque old residences. Georgetown at present seems to be the house-hunting ground, and al places have been snapped up. s is one sign of the times that sentiment is still on its feet and putting up a respectable resistance against encroaching progress. ok x ‘Washington has more ‘“question and | answer” men than any other Ameri- | can city. The visitors in search of | information often fail to appreciate | the ludicrous questions they T quently the answers are jus ish. Tuesday morning a touring party engaged a young man as suide around Washington. The visitors ar- | rived in their own car and suggested that the guide sit in front with the | driver. | After taking in the more important | public buildings one of the party re- quested that they be shown the homes of some of the Nation's great. The thoroughly competent guide then | pointed out the homes of the late President Wilson, Chief Justice Taft, | Speaker Longworth, etc. But that | wasn’t enough. One of the visitors extracted a note book and began to read off a list of his own “Who's Who,” most of whom were unknowns 80 far as the guide was concerned. the very wealth modern progress se pic BEAUTY CHATS Causes of Gray Hair Here is what doctors say about gray hair and its cause: Each hair, as you know, is made up of several layers. In the middle one, which is called the cortical layer, are cells with fluid con- the latter | man paid no at- he show rsons enu owever de, in andom names W not know el d, for the W sum to em what At first the younsg | tention e veq them th merated were s self di various were read [to whom {dently tt members | the fee 1At 1e wanted. o he b His ns they me men o L score h an ot | When | other |awed | Charles local ho, ned the meal it at ' s, it he he was N of won diners and ent. Men privacy (tention visibla thoug’ other amusen enjoy the aware | trac The star gan to interest caused considera in the publ fish. i A Whether 2 man pegs shoes or portraits, the measure of his and happiness may be ascertained by the manner in which he approaches [ his job. Obscurity has nothing to do | with his achievements. When Zoo is mentioned many are p no good reason at well 1o appieciate nee exercised for the m of the of the ani- representin very corner of the worid. Somebody must do this wol 1ts performance mi be some- thing more than mere perfunctory service. The man must like his job. Dot and Hi-boy are two giraffes at Y i o Zoo. It was | ooy ( | auite evident, the | 3 | other day, that either Dot or Hi- boy (giraffes are so standardized) was not well. We do know the official designation of the man who watched over the ailing affe, but we are sure that he would re for giraffes than conquer no it, be the 1. stin rather ca nations. He held in his hand an ordinary teaspoon, as he watched his charges. A saltlike substance on the spoon med absurdly inadequate, consid- ng the elevation of the animals. The indisposed creature rose from the straw upon seeing the keeper (if he a keeper) and bagan to exhibit indications of rapid convalescence. We should mark that man a success. he must be happy at his BY EDNA KENT FORBES and disappears. Something must take the place of the oil, so naturally it is air, and it is these large air spaces within the hair that make it gray. Now premature grayness is usually hereditary, but some constitutional di- seases, among them rheumatism and | Evi | the | who | the | e to | _THE EVENING STAR. WASHINGTON, D. €. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1927. WORLD FAMOUS STORIES WHO REMEMBERS? BY DICK MANSFIELD. Reristered U, 8. Patent Office. / GeAn-500p 2] HAM- AND, AP, Corree ¢ GJ},TEA M, (€ Whar 2\ wwE?\ | [ i When you could satisfy your ap- petite at the numerous ent Junch- rooms around Washington? And you could always figure on a good meal for 15 cent | BY MINL | | Young, Married, Drinking Set. Daphne was one of the yvoung, un-| married, drinking set before she set- tled down with Tom in a three-room apartment. In those days she in- sisted. that she simply must drink when she went out, because she was 50 bored with all the men she knew, she had to have some kind of stim- | ulant to cheer her up. A lot ef people listened to her line of applesauce, and felt rather sorry | for her. oo bad that a young girl should be so hard up for congenial friends she'd have to take to drink about it. Then along came Tom and even Daphne couldn’t look bored when he was around. She fell heavily for him and they were married shortly after. For a while Daphne ran around telling every one what perfect peace and happiness she'd found—how she and Tom just sat gnd read together in the evenings, never wanted to go out, were perfectly happy just being together. It made a beautiful picture, and peo- | pie approved of the young couple. Then some old pals of D's hit town and she gave a few parties for them. Because they were wild young people she told me she simply had to have drinks for them. Otherwise they wouldn't appreciate her party at all. That party started our Daphne thinking. She’d had such a good time that night, why not arrange to give one of those friendly informal brawls just once a month? That wouldn't hurt anybody and it would keep Tom and her from getting old-fashioned and dull. They started right out with a nice brawl every month, and in no time at ail they'd collected a whole crowd of gay young folks who invited them more and more | often to other informal parties. | | under | H have a long time waited in vain for | another human PUGG THE MONKEY BY JOSEPH ADDISON Joseph_Addison is usually associated with Ri d St preparation of the so- Which anpeared ‘1 ¢ newspaper. Addl d died in 1719, ator of the fa mous character, Sir Roger de Coverley Will Honeycomb, who loves to ‘show upon oceasion all the little learning he has picked up, told us yesterday at the club that he thought there might be a great deal said for the transmi- tions of souls, and that the eastern parts of the world believed in that doc- trine to this day sir Paul Rycaut,” us an account of s 1 well disposed Mahometans that purchase the free- dom of any little hird they see com- fined to a cage, and think they merit as much by it s we should do here by ransoming any of our countrymen from their captivit nywhere “You must Know vs Will, “the reason is because they consider every animal broth ster in dis nise, and think themselves obliged to extend their charity to them, though such mean efrcumstance They'll tell you that the ul of af man, when he dies, immediately passes | into the body of another man, or of some brute, which he resembled in his humor, or his fortune, when he was one of us.” As I was wondering what this pro- tusion of learning would end in, Will told us that Jack Freelove, who was a fellow of whim, made love to one of those ladies who throw away all their fondness on parrots, monkeys and lap-dogs. Upon going to pay her a visit one morning, he wrote a pretty epistle upon this hint. Will, “was conducted | into ‘th> parlor, where he diverted | himself for some time with her favor. ite monkey, which chained me of e winde at lel ) obsery a pen and ink lie by him, | tha following letter to his | in_the person of the mon- And upon her not coming down so goon as he expected, left it in the window, and went about his business. “The lady soon after coming into the parlor, and seeing her monkey look upon a paper with great ear nestness, took it up, and to this day is in some doubt savs Will, “whether it was written by Jack or the monkey. The paper read as follows: “Madam Not having the gift sads he, “gives Jack,"” Ve W of speech, T making myself Having at present the of pen, ink and paper ake the occasion of history in writing, do by word of an opportunity of known to you. convenience by me, 1 gladly giving you my which I could not mouth. | “You must know, madam, that about a thousand years ago I was an Indian Brahman, ‘and versed in | all those mysterious secrets which | your ropean philosopher, called Pythagoras, is said to have learncd Yom our fraternity. I had so in tiated myself by my great skill in the occult sciences with a demon whom 1 used to converse with, that he promised to grant me whatever I should ask him. 1 desired that my soul might never pass into the body of a brute crcature; but this he told | me was not in his power to grant me. I then begged that into what ever creature 1 should chance to transmigrate, I might still retain my memory, and be conscious that I was the same person who lived in differ- ent animals. This he told me was within his power, and granted my request, “When I died that time I entered hody, becoming' first | became the most famous ant in | zittle, | held guilty of great extravagances, and be: ing married to an expensive jade of a wife, I ran so cursedly in debt that I durst not show my head. As I ventured abroad one night in the dusk of the evening I was taken up and hurried into a dungeon, where I died a few months later. “My soul then entered into a flying- fish, and in that state led a mc ncholy life for the space of six Several fishes of prey pursued me when I was in the water, and if 1 betook myself to my wing it was ten to one that I had a flock of birds aiming at me. As I was one day flying amidst a fleet of English ships L observed a huge sea-gull whetting his bill_and hovering just over my head. Upon dipping into the water to- avold him, I fell into the mouth of a monstrous shark, that swallowed me down in an instant. “I was some years my great surprise, an eminent Remembering how I had formerly suffered for want of money, I became so very sordid and avaricious that the whole town cried shame of me. I was a miserable little old fellow to look after upon, for I had in 2 manner starved | myself, and was nothing but skin and | bone when 1 died. “I was afterward very much trou- bled and amazed to find myself dwindled into an ant. I was ily concerned to make so insignificant a figure, and I did not know but some time or other I might be reduced to a mite it I did not mend my manners. I therefore applied myself with greater diligence to my duties, and the whole hill. I was at last picked up by a epa borhood “I then bettered my condition and lived a whole Sumn the shape of a bee. But being t of my previous drudgeries, I turned into a drone. As I one led a party to plunder a hive, we Were 8o hotly assailed that most of us were killed instantly. “I might tell you of many other transmigrations 1 went through; how I was a town-rake, and afterward did penance in a bay horse for 10 years. I was also a tailor, a shrimp, and a tom-tit. “But T shall pass over these to remind vou of the young beau who made love to you about six years ago. You may remember, madam, how he danced and sang, and played a thousand tricks to win you. may recall, too, how he was at last carvied off by a cold that he got under your swindow one night in a renade. 1 was that unfortunate ruel to. “Then I became my present form, being caught in Ethiopia by a serv- ant and sent over into Great Bri | I need not inform you how I c into your hands. You see, mad this is not the first time you h me in chain—I am, however, very happy in this captivity as you often bestow on me the kindness which T would have given the world for when I was a man. I hope this discovery of my pergon will not tend to m dvantage, but that you will still_continue vour accustomed favore. “P. S.—I weuld advise your little dog to keep out of my wa Willie Willis BY ROBERT QUILLEN. “Well, T found that nickel last week. It was under soap in my room.” (Copyright. 192 T lost the cake of ) Sermon for Today BY REV. JOHN R. GUNN. Team Work. Text: “That ye stand fast in one spirit, with one mind, striving together for the faith of the gospel.”—Phil. §.27. “Striving together” is an athletic term. The figure is that of an ath- letic contest in which the contestants “strive together” for the mastery over ow that lived in that neigh- |’ You | those who ung fellow, whom you were then so | their opponents. The idea is that of team play, team play being one of the essentials to winning in the con- test, A'brilliant player of last season, on 1 well known eollege foot ball team. not on the team this year. He w one of the best of athlet>s, but he was not a team player, He made trouble off the field; and on the field he expected co-operation without giv- ing it. A metropolitan newspaper is offer- inz a handsome silver trophy to the player on the high school teams of its city who at the end of the season is adjudged to have heen of the great- est value to his team. Team play is to figure very largely in determining the player entitled to receive this | troph; athletic contests, so in the great game of life. For successful achievement, or for the winning of any cause, teamwork is a most im- portant factor. It is for teamwork in advancing the kingdom of God in the world that Paul pleads in the text. God’s king- dom will never come on earth until are of His kingdom and show a greater adaptability As in love it {tor team work than they have hith- erto, Mason Knox's little poem is to - | the point— mament, can pa¥. It ain’t the guns nor Nor funds that_thes But the close co-operation That makes them win the day. It ain't the indi 1. a ‘whole rlasting_ teamwork bloomin’~soul (Convright, 1927 T look upon him to be the most for- midable of my rivals, I may chance one time or other to give him such for as!a snap as he won't like. Do Buctrmidd, Dosszt! (It's in the flour) Real powdered malted buttermilk . PEATORES." YOUR And How to at Is Wrong With a Tightwad? Why is a miser? This is not an ask- me-another catch, but a real question | for a class in human nature. Stingi ness looks like a_hoarding mania, but it goes deeper than that. Nor is it just thrift overdone; though it is true | that a virtue is often a mean between two vices. For the spendthrift, | money burns a hole in_ his pocket: for the tightwad, the pocket won't open | without a_wrench. They belong to two opposite kinds or sides of human nature, The one 1s open in his | free in his manner, mixes easily, tulks readily, plays, laughs, spends, has a | good social time. He is a bit impul- | sive; no sooner thought or said tha done. He belongs to the expressive | type. The other shrinks, avoids, hesi tates, is often silent, apart, hard ln{ draw’ out, a sort of shut-in personal- | itv. He belongs to the repressive ty Are you expressive or repres- ' i Or like a good many, in I tween—something of both The miser is often a recluse, 7 lent, lonely, hermit of a man. That is his real trouble: his stinginess is {only a symptom. A miser is not nor- | mal, any more than an excessively shy, afraid -of - his - shadow person, | whom we pity because we know that {he would so much like to be other. wise. Either may remain single, be- | cause he can't express his lovelife | | treely; or he may find a mate of the |same temper. | We like generosity; we dislike mean ness. But some misers, like shy peo | ple, have generous impulses: but when they try to express them, something in their make-up interferes. Now and | then man heen rater slose” all his life leaves his fortune for the public good. Iie was at heart {a philanthropist, but he was repres | sive and couldn’t let himself go. If a man can't ily collect friends. he may take to collecting dolars, Like the rest of us, he is seeking sat- | isfaction, and gets it according to his | nature, Another thing we all like is | power and esteem. Money is power— perhaps too much so. Money com- mands respect, because it indicates success in what most of us are striv- | ing for. But it is just as much suc- cess to acquire friends and a good ! reputation. The miser, being by his | well as shrewe | evil. MIND Keep It Fit BY PROF. JOSEPH JASTROW. nature denied satisfactions that other more normal persons enjoy, takes ta a pursuit that he can follow while Keeping much to himself. Yet he get the satisfaction of the envy of others, which i& ag much of a joy as gloating over gold. The tightwad habit, by too narrow a habit. being a1 zood habit, he bec slave to it. Spending hurts beca it interferes with a_habic that has be come a passion. The miser confuses means with ends. and that's a com mon way of making a failure of lif The normal man, who is both nd sane, cultivates the expre the gonerous side of human nature. certain amount of repression is all tc the good; saving is repressing. Bul savinz the best sides of our nature if more important than saving dol lars. Generosity ican traft. It's of virtue that ountry. But may hecome so by a characteristic Amer a live-and-letlive kind goes with a pros ankees are thrifty as and practical. A sense of value, of what money is good for, will cultivate thrift and generosity equ v. It's only the excessive love of money that is the root of much The wise use of money is the sign of a_ good normal open-hearted nature. The tightwad fs not a well balanced specimen of human natura. — Nonskid Pavements Liked. Still in the experimental stage, but likely to be used extensively, a new paving material has been tried out in London with considerable success. The new material is synthetic rubber, of which the chief ingredients are peat nd bitumen. The blocks are made under pressure and are elastic. It is wsserted they are non-skid, vibratione less and w proof PERSONAL STATIONERY SI'W—;'m Sheets 6x7 $1.25-10 elopes to Mateh uble Sheets 6x7 100 Envelopes to Ma Attractivels Boxed. _Printed Wi Name and Address I Tn Remie With Order—Fostage Prepaid NGRESSIONAL 'STATIONERY SERVICH shington, D. C. 147 dohn Marshail Place, Phone Fr. 10104 Hammermili Bond Used Exclusively —right in Teco Pancake Flour— that is what gives Teco Pane cakes that delicious, special flavor, taining coloring matter. It has been found that this coloring matter is com- posed of minute grains of reddish vel- low and sepia brown, along with ol Pretty soon Daphne decided that there was no real reason why they out on a drinking party a week if they felt like it. gout, will lead to early grayness. No real way of curing it has been found. Dyeing the hair is like dye- minister to a prince who reigned on the L 5. But my mas- ter, 1 become odious to the ing material, the color is forced in | from the outside. I never recommend it, for it is imposgible to tell when a metallic dye may prove dangerous. 1 have recommended and still advise henna, which is a harmless stain, but which, used too often, will turf the hair red. Carefully used, especially as recommended in the “Beauty Pam- phiet,” it will turn the gray hairs yel- low and make them inconspicuous, so that for many years you can go with- out the least suspecin of gray hair. The time to avoid gray hairs Is| while you're young. A child’s head should be rubbed with olive oil occa- sionally before it is shampooed, and even the young girl with healthy hair should use a tonic now and then. After 30 it will be a definite fight against grayness. Margeret E. H.—S8ince your druggist cannot supply the “carbon detergent.” you can have him fill the formula without this ingredient. The sulphur in the tonic will help to purify the scalp, but the ‘‘detergent” is an an- tiseptic, especially good when there is a tendency to dandruff. The tonic will | be needed for a longer time without this ingredient, but it will be helping your scalp anyway. Beth—Try a da 4 your skin and to act as an astringent. The trouble is in your system, and the glands in your skin are secreting this extra amount of oil to keep your | system cleared. o | —_— Explorer Found in Jungle. Col. Fawcett, the English explorer, | i ho had not been heard from since | May 30, 19. as he w about to journcy into the heart of the an jungle in quest of a lost civ- | ion, was found recently by an | engineer who was making an automo- bile trip from Rio de Janeiro to Lima, Peru. The colonel was living with his son ahout 100 miles from Diamatina, which holds them in_ suspension, and air. If there is very little of the sepia the hair is red or bronze, and is brown or black according to the amount of sepia matter. Not even the Chinese or negroes have really coal black hair, the microscope shows a very dense amount of sepia brown eoloring. When some disease or injury dries up the oil, the pigment also dries up SONNYSAYINGS BY FANNY Y. CORY. It T was leadin' a fing like 'at, T wouldn’t be lookin' g0 proud. I'd be sayin’, “’Scuse me,” *to ever'body I! 12 d. Flavored to the very heart t i ‘When Tom objected, she pouted and pleaded that she didn’'t want to get old and dull before her time. He gave in and the parties increased so that now the ideal young couple is either giving or being entertained at con- tant cocktail parties, afternoons and evenings. Daphne takes great exception to my advice that she’s running her mar- riage on rocks. She says they're just a mormal pleasure-loving young cou- ple who go around with a crowd which hasn’t yet heard of the word “prohibition.” * She says I'm a _tire- some pest to come quarreling with her about her way of living. All right. 1 won't say anything more when I get through with this. But I stick to my point that Daphne ssion of horedom. She’s beginning to depend more and | more on stimulants for a good time. ll'l‘a dangerous thing to fall into this habit. Already D. is beginning to be bored and restless on the non-alco- holic evenings. She frets at Tom to make more money so that they can go a faster pace. He annoys her constantly be- cause he’s too anxious to stay at home for a quiet evening. She doesn’t realize that the cocktails and the highballs are responsible for he ending of a_pretty romance { FASHION SAYS 'Dark Colors-Easy fo get withTintex THOUSANDS of wo- in that old-fashioned way RESH, green cucumbers packed between fronds of lpicyp dill— i then covered with a distilled liquor | of vinegar, spices and salt! Libby brought this ial recipe from the “old country” and Libby’s Pickles give you the old-fashioned flavor you love. 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