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THE EVENING MONDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1926. MUTT AND JEFF—That’s Using The O1d Noodle. JEEE, we GoTTA BEGIN TO FIGURE c‘:?_,‘,;’,f-‘,.';’e ouT How We'Re [fouT ofF ANY GONNA BE ABLE || OF YouR T SPEND THe PLANS, WINTER AT MmuTTE PALM BEACH ¢ STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C, (oo, 1000, Y5 . BuTBHT e BY BUD FISHER QUARTETTO SING FORWRCTONIGHT Baltimore Artists on Inter- esting Program—Tabloid Opera Scheduled. INGROWN NAIL Turns Right Out Itself DELIBERATIONE Decibep To Jon ™Me ARMY: IT'M, GONNA ENLST TODAY: Eelections by the Chaminade Quar- omposed of prominent Baltimore | ingers, headline the program tonight station WRC. Members of the Louise Schuchhardt, Marie th Duffy, Hannah Greenwood and Anne RBougher Marks. With the quar- tet will be heard Edward J. Jendrek, 2d the Emerson Ensemble un- tlon of Arsenio Ralon. nding feature of < program will be the presenta tabloid form of the opera “La nnambula,” by the WEAF Opera will include Genia Zielin- rances Sebel, soprano; . contralto; Giuseppe di tenor, and Nina Rulsi, tet, “Outgro” is a harmless antiseptic manufactured for chiropodists. How- ever, any one can buy from the drug store a tiny bottle containing direc tions. A few drops of “Outgre” in the crevice of the ingrowing nail reduces inflammation and pain and so tough ens the tender, sensitive skin under neath the toe nail that it cannot pen etrate the flesh. and the nail turns naturally outward almost over night tenor into his arms. She ran into the arms of the aviator, and she laughed and cried and laughed. And the avi- ator held her tight and kissed her. Miranda!” Jabez murmured weak- ly, teeling for something to lean upon. “Miranda!" LONG RANGE RADIO ENTERTAINMENT MONDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1926 THE EVENING STORY vening entertainment, o'clock, and will again t John feature se- |I over the alfalfa. Jabez felt himself Barnes We i e lections wrry Horlick, conducto ections from Vietor Herbert's “Babes in Toyland,” “Herbertiana” and_ “Bastern Ro- by Rimsky-Korsakoff. s late program will offer an orite of the air—*Wee Willie" Robyn. former member of “Roxy's Gang and at present on concert tour. Mr. Robyn will be heard in a recital beginning at 11 o'clock. niz program will be opened lock with an hour of dance Mayflower Orchestra. even Local Radio Entertainment Monday, October 25, 1926 Station, Radio, Meters). :ather Bureau reports 5 pom—Time aj p.an—Weather Bureau re. WMAL—Washington Radio Forum (293.9 Meters). WRC—Radio Corpe m (168.5 Meters), Tuck 7 pa b P TAT, 10 p.m * Grand of America by the New by Opera Co., from Willie Robyn, Early Progr: tenor. m Tomorrow. 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WDAF WILL COMBINE STAGE AND RADIO PLAYS Special Theater Mechanics Worked Out to Provide Proper Acoustics. | By the Associated Press KANSAS CITY, October 25.—An at- tempt to produce a series of plays for the stage and for the radio simulta- neously will be made this Winter by the WDAF Players, a group which produced radio pl from the Kansas s Without Worry or Risk. Be- MOVE [0, Srvite Low Ragea. Storage in rooms. 32 mo. and up. Ex. Dert packers for shiv- NORTH 104 ving. 705-0 Florida Ave. |City Star's studio last Winter, An organization composed of Kan- sas City actors and directors has been formed under the name of the Thea- ter Craft Guild, Leonora Anthony ] and Jack Moffitt, both known for their work here in amateur theat- ricals, are directors. Mr. Moffitt said tests had proven the plan was feas- ble. Acoustics in the theater varying greatly from that of the radio, the directors had to work out the action of the plays so that the players would never be too far away from the micro- phones. A fairly small stage in a local auditorium has been selected a. the microphones concealed in torch- ieres near the footlights. Five orig- inal plays are under conslderation and one or two of these will be produced if the experiment is successful. | The WDAF Plavers achieved a wide | reputation by their radio presentation |of Don Marquis’ “The Dark Hours a story of the crucifixion, which w given on Good Friday ibls year, - &, Jailbird's Pursuit. ABEZ shook his lifted fist. His eyes glared. His lips mut- tered imprecations as slowly the airplane slid down into this alfalfa fleld. But other emo- tions than rage had him now by the old tanned neck and he sank deject- edly back on the porch step. He let his head, his hands, his shoulders droop as they had for an hour be- fore he heard that devilish roaring. “Durn th’ thing! Durn! Durn!” he whispered. But the flame ‘of his anger burned low today, quenched by sorrow. He did .not lift his head when a young fellow in helmet and leather aviation suit let himself through the honeysuckle gate and approached him. He did not lift his head when a deep young voice said: “Good_afternoon, sir!" A fly buzzed about his bald crown. Jabez_shook his head feebly. The aviator sat down beside him. His head, his hands, his shoulders droop- ed. The aviator sighed deeply. Jabez stirred one foot. The aviator sighed again very, very deeply.. Jabez snort- ed. “You think you got troubles, do yuh?" he velled. “I do, pardner! The aviator's voice was exceedingly mournful. “Well, you ain't. daughter, be yuh?” No. “Your daughter ain't run off, has she, with a 50-year old jallbird?” The aviator sat up stralght. “How do you know she went with G0-year-old jailbird?” The aviator's ands were clenched. “Well, that’s all the man's been 'round here for some time 't I've seen. I can't figger out anybody else. The aviator opened his mouth. Then he put his hand over it. ently he asked and he seemed not to have any interest in the question or its answer: “Why don’t you go and get her, bring her back, save her from the ancient jailbird? ‘Why you sky-fool, they took m’ car.” Jabez did not see the look of peace and contentment that camé and sat on the young man’s tanned face. “H'm,” he only asked thoughtfully “got a radio?” Jabez sat up with a jerk. He stood up. He began to shake. He fixed his You ain't got a Pres- | golng up, up. Was Jabez scared? Did he fear jealous air deities would hurl him to a deserved pit of pun- isment? Did he not ponder on the fact that he was doing something agin nacher? He looked over the side of the air- plane. He saw a little black stick waving toothpick arm at him—at him | flying high as the cloud: ‘That would | be his neighbor, Joseph Smith. ©Old- shioned Joseph wa 1ck number, hadn’t ever touched an airplane. And Jabez forgot his daughter, forgot the | miserable miscreant missinglink of a jail bird. But he did not admit, of course, that his righteous indignation | whenever he had percelved & plane glinting and roaring in the light while he crawled like : on the earth, might have been not un- | r\x}lxed with the baser passion of envy. No. Too soon, all too soon, for Jabez, hé¢ was standing again on green | grass, his hand sliding affectionate- | 1y over the polished sides of the agin- nacher bird. The aviator was laugh- ing. He was an excitable young man. He led Jabez to an automobile that was walting nearby. He gave an or- der to the driver. “Muehlbach Hotel!”” he said, and then he bit his lip and asked hastily | of Jabez: ““Were you scared?”’ “Young man,” sald Jabez, “how | much would you charge for a trip to | Chicago?” i And the young man became still more excited. He laughed very much. | “Well, I haven't just counted that | up,” he id. | Pretty soon they were in front of the Muehlbach Hotel in Kansas City Jubez, however, was still up in the alr, not just in a special of talking. He felt much more like that when the young man took him by the arms and pushed him into an | elevator. He wished they could just €0 on up through the top of the | Muehlbach Hotel and be up above the | clouds. He wasn't too old to be an | aviator. He guessed not. { The parlor did not seem very light. | He could barely believe his eyes when | he saw his daughter—and no 50 old jallbird near—get up out of a chalr and come running across the room. He opened his arms. But his daughter did not come running | | And Miranda said, and she the neck and danced up and down and laughed “You them devil’'s contraptions of my own free will, it'll be time for in’ an a you, aid 1t. did get did. and get you'll g “Well, spot, “tl father? ©Oh, you did! “Father, dear,"” | came and caught him around and finally she said: said, ‘When I get into one o' furnish the myself, vou to think of hav- viator for a husband.’ Didn't Didn’t you? And you You did furnish the gas, You in of your own free will. You And now wo'll go married, Georg nd and 0 along with us . " Jabez said, feeling His bald hat'll be all right, if George here'll teach me t' run th' contraption, solcn ASK PARDON FOR DURAND. Attorneys Plea for Rich Foster Son CHICAGO, October 25 (#).—. neys fo of Armg White will petition the State B of Pard pardon to Jack Durand, foster son of Mr. and North Shore residents. Young stealing the Whi prison cear. ther Durand. ite home, and was given a sentence of from 3 to 20| vears of which he has served about | A few days ago the foster| buy one of my own.” The End. (Copyright. 1926.) Convicted of Theft. ttor- r F. Edson White, president our & Co., said that Mr. ard ons and Paroles to grant a Colds Pain Headache Neuralgia Neuritis Toothache Mrs. Scott Durand, wealthy ed from Durand was convi a quantity of jewelr of “Bayer” asked a pardon for young Aspirin 18 the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of AMononce! SAY “BAYER ASPIRIN”’ and INSIST! Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Lumbago Rheumatism Accept only “Bayer” package which contains proven directions. Hnndflo boxes of 12 Algo bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists tablete r of Salteslt glaring eyes on the young man. hat's another thing I don't be- leve in. It's agin nacher. Agin na- cher! Talkin’ right through thou- ands o' miles o' air without wires agin nacher. Bad's flyin’! Don't you s'pose if we'd been meant to fly we'd 2’ been gave wings in the first place?” Deep the aviator made his volce, and mournful and louder than the voice of Jabez. “A Gbyear-old jailbird. My! T feel for you, man. It's a shame! what it Is. Tsssst.” The hands of Jabez fell from their high gesturing. His shoulders slump- His eyes ceased to glare. Their rims grew red. His knees shook. Suddenly the aviator jumped to his feet, Jabez felt himself clapped on the back. rell you, old scout,” came a hearty, 1 volce in the ear of Jabez, “let’s mb in my old bus, go and Mir-—er your daughter from that pie- faced loon. Come on. Show me the gasoline tank. We can get to Kansas City easy in 25 minutes. Come on. I tell you. Ha, ha, ha!” Slowly Jabez turned, and the next second he was running, running over the grgen grass toward a shed. He threw the door open, panting, point- ed to a galvanized tank. “All right. Now do you want to go and get into my other togs while 1 fill the machine up?” the aviator asked Jabez. Jabez considered. “You won't go flyln’ off and leave me?” he questioned, anxlously. “Not if you hurry,” the aviator called back as he leaped a fence with two gallons of gasoline. Nor did he fly off. Indeed, there was not time before Jabez came gal- loping over the alfalfa. He had collar in one hand, a coat over his arm, his suspenders dragged about his ips. He climbed into the pit the aviator showed him. The aviator helped Ja- bez put on his collar, his coat. He strapped Jabez in. “Finally Jabez roared: ‘Get a move on you, young man. Hustle!” There was a joyful, noisy running OUR TREAT TUESDAY OCT. 26TH In line with our general policy to" farnieh the finest food we now serve The Famous: Diplomat Coffee Free Coffee Tuesday, Oct. 26 White House Lunch Co., Inc. ___At Our_1409 G Street Store Radio Sets Plus “Grove” Service Guarantee Satisfaction Harry C. 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