Evening Star Newspaper, July 18, 1926, Page 87

THE SUNDAY STAR. WASHINGTON. D. C.-GRAVURE SECTION—JULY 18. 1926 OSSNy THE PERFECT LOVER L By W. E. HILL. Copyright: 1926: Chicago Tribune Syndicate. =~ 4“ L) L'< 3 w The jealous lover. The boy with the green eyes is forever demand- The Still Waters. The suitor with the far away look in his eye and not much to * The clinging vine. Girls, who are thinking of matrimony, should s 2 - t A 3 i i ing. “O, 5 inking about?” Mary asks. “Is it o LTt ing explanations. “Don’t think you're putting anything over, say is very intriguing. “O, Joe, what are you thin . be careful in picking a tower of strength to lean on all the rest of Louise,” he is telling his one and only. “You gave him an encourag- “n;:i other ‘irll? i And she will never believe him when he owns up to thinking of their lives. - fi. ng er they are the heavier they lean when they ing look. I saw you!” A jealous boy is no bargain. nothing in particular. come home after 3 day at “the works,” all tired and let down. The wary lover. The elderly boy with the ready check book is awfully handy to have around a house, but extremely wary and hard to pin dow?. Even with mamma and daughter both on the watch, he will slip right The delicate lover. A girl who likes to step out with through their fingers. Once caught he’s grand. One cylinder love. Boy. page Mr. Cupid! Here's such the crowd now and then should beware of the suitor a nice you man with no sex appeal at all being whose arches will stand just so much and no more. e . . consciously alluring on the beach. O, how he does want Twice around a dance floor and he will say, “Gee, = 4 . to play Romeo to some nice girl’s Juliet! No magnetism, Gertrude, let’s sit down somewhere, my feet hurt me, £ - $ SR but awfully affectionate. and besides this room is stuffy as blazes!” ¥ 2 . The spiritual lure. Some like ‘em ‘hot ;nd..onu like ’em cold. In other words, what's one girl’s meat is another girl’s poison. Jessie’s suitor, the handsome youn&cuuu of St. Tobias the Indiscreet, is very spiritual and pleases Jessie to distraction, whereas another and jazzier girl might find Mr. Spool a flat tire. They have been discussing Mr. Spool’s favorite book, “Walks lld- 'l‘lll_? With Ruth and Naomi.” In the. fall, Jessic and Mr. Spool are going to be joined in holy wedlock. Jessie has never seen “Rain,” so she has nothing to worry over. Francie, the preferred blonde, ir forever on the watch for Prince Charming, i the perfection among lovers. And she is ulww writing to the daily papers The little tease. He likes to keep the only girl on the for advice to the lovelorn. “Dear Miss Fixit,” writes Francie, “some anxious seat. “Shall I tell your mother the one about months ago I met a young man at a girl friend’s who seemed like he was the married couple and the plumber?” he asks roguishly, in love with me. Some time ago I realized that I cared for him. He works vor shall I givé her the one about the cross-eyed man on at an undertaking establishment and though. I have called him on_the the sleeper?” v phone he is ys out or at the crematory. I have written him at both laces, but have received no answer. Should I continue the friendship as love him very much. Have I wounded him in any way unknown to me? Sadlv \s : 'VELORN.”