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THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C., DECEMBER 20, 1925—PART ; 5 feast Days in the Home, Garage Economy and Modern Charades Devices for Reducing Labor on Holiday Efficiency Idea, Applied to Glad Season, Do Not Always Produce Desired Result Produces a Concentrated Christmas BY NINA WILCOX PUTNAM. R 3 , r 7 2 BY EPHEN LEACOCK. W. J. Bryan is alleged to once AL : < HIE wress dispatches recently have safd in a real estate . contained the startling news ¥ . There speech, “It's a fine thing to : 2 of the invention by a di o give lots and lots at Christmas, . tinguished university professor A Kty provided there is no monkey 2 : of 4 new form of concentrated Hisai business about it.” food. It is claimed that all the es. Seaic of ot The soundness of them sounding ; sential nutritive elements are put to- oo sentences come home to me the other Z > ) i s gether in the form of pellets, each of g when 1 got to wondering what [ g g which contains trom one to two hun George, that's my husband, had e | dred times as much nourishment as better do to celebrate, this year. And / 2] | an_ounce of ordinary articles of diet when I remembered all that happened 4 3 ; 2 These pellets, diluted with wate last annum, why that was how I come ¥ which listed 4 as making the record fo will form all that is necessary to su; coming week. 7 % . % 9 ) confidently to revolutionizing the pres Well anyways, last vear Georze's . ” : ent food system mother sent us invitation to come - . 1t s that in an interview there for Christmas dinner, and \ i given to the press the professor cal Geo. was sure surprised when I at 4 7 attention to the wonderful saving of once turned it down. Why Jennie, he - 3 A time and increase of efficiency that 4 for the luvva tripe. he ‘ 2 3 will be effected by the new invention. I would think you would be only 5 . 3 The average person, it appears, spends 00 glad to be rid of all the bother Z an hour and a half every day in eat of getting dinner at home, he says. A 9 ing. And T says nonsense, dear, working / . 4 This represents one-sixteenth of =\ iThe) expestant whis in your own kitchen ain't’ half the 417 his whole time. Hence a man of, let it et trouble it is to be under-chief in $ us say, 64 years, has spent no less 7 el another woman's, all the rest I would : 2. than four years in eating. He will P dicloasa get over to vour mother’s would be now be able to do four more year: resting my elbows on the kitchen sink work washing dishes, 1 says, without even 7 The the satisfaction saving now dear, { his is the way 1 stuff a turkey, and to be able to reach a decision for this H ? port life. The professor looks f -.1] and restir :. 1 g social changes due to this in 3 emeus auf very aitiiing. | Al the A e pona Rty and ; hotel waiters will die toarding | “THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS OF CONCENTRATED S e e : houses will ke obliterated. Dining car NOURISHMENT PASSED DOWN THE FSOPHAGUS OF THE A hean, the h SvpIansiits, o 1 will be closed, and the farming THINKING CHILD.” s S S / try will henceforth be avadlable mother's, w have her here, she | entirety for golf grounds, inste oo o only partly, as at present i societ A company « “Each ~uest would find (f he would Yes, I says, help me out of my mind gt i These changes are, of course, admir 500 persons sat down at tables |look earefully on the table in front lon’t you remember she was here R i e able, and yet, I am inclined to won- |adorned with glittering silver and |of him) placed beside his napkir ast year, and loaned us six old tin = - —— | dex whethes ere inoy notibe o e |now whits nipery small concentrated pill spoons to help us out, and that is all “THERE WASN'T NO MORE GRATITUDE OR APPRECIATION LEFT IN THE WORLD.” | verse side to the thus pre- “The president of the association, in | pill, he could assure the: the help she ever did give, she just — - — sented. It seems possible that somn king his address of welcome, drew |us much nourishment sat around before dinner and talked | thing of the present joy of life, hum- | fact that the New |mal six turkeys. He w about the lovely table she always set | homey = time. ~Well, Gen. Bluster [offico force nothing was too good for | before, I turned around and went| "8, the Jrefint Son € I 0 ¢ had always been fa- |invite the company to rise and sw for your father, and then sat ar didn’t look quite so humbly grateful |them, and went into town.to person- | home in disgust, fully realizing where what will be left of such oc. |mous for the generous hospitality of |low their pills, after which he woul after dinner and comy 1 of I had expected. Instead of being |ally, myself, spread a little sweetness | there wasn't no more gratitude or ap- sting and banquets ntertainments. What- | wish them Merry Christmas und thes gestion and her heavy expenses. surprised his own self, it was him sur- [and light. Geo. was kinda sur-| preciation left in the world for instance, is the kind of |ever the faults of thelr Puritan an-|would kindly pass out at the side won't never forget that Christm prised me. Why Mrs. Jules, that is|prised and sore when I come into the | ~No sooner had I come inside the| . ens nccount that will be published |cestors may hive been, stinginess In | taking a drink of water at the tag George, I says. nor how T had com-|real kind of you, he says, I would be |office to steal his stuff like that, but | house then the 'phone rung, and it lon the occasion of a banquet of the |the matter of eating drinking they went out pletely ' forgot to buy her present | delighted to accept, only I have prom- | seeing there was no hotter roll for him | was the butcher and he says he was | New Fngland & i » famous for | not one of then He could assur ntil I seen her cominz in the front |ised my daughter Mrs. Whatterpile to | to play, why he beamed from th. sorry t somebody | jts good che He ture to say that drank about h: oor and hadder sneak up ba to Florida with her for Christr ground while T delivered my bird by mistake, “Yesterday evening the New En vs und the mince pies of | they would be stairs and wrap up that silad bowl fon her yucht, and we expect to have |ings about the turkey, piu was all out and so w jety held ts annual Christ " had become zend | they got home with the hand painted poison-ivy on it | quite a rough party ete., 1o the hookkeeper. This dove of Merry ¢ hat we so seldor and give Well, I went off in a kind of pewce looked over the top of his cheat- | they anyway lier hoping she ' really was pretty inconsiderate of fers in his pale way and listened kind- [T guess we might as ver dining room was profusely o i them t which she fort dn't. | ola Gen. Bluster, after a1l our charity, |1y until I zot through, & then he | Mother Jules to dinne | with buntin flowers. i ore ho And Ge 5 even if we|to be gonner have a even better time | spoke up | i don’'t go for ® luvva tripe | then we could offer him. Also I felt | Why that is awful nice of you, Mrs. | gyess we can stand the don’t forget to buy her something |where he hadn't done the right thing | Jules, he says, but I got »wd of | few hours annually, especially if they this year, and 1 savs I & . 1in keeping th: rich daughter of his | roughnecks coming in for game . - . o o . ! | | succeeded in getting a turkey! So I dear, 1 got some splen from us all this time. of stud on Christmas turkey | wrote and told Geo.'s mother we would O V e ln e chiefs in the Five and e, | But, I says to myself, tuke heart, | from the delicatessen and 1 couldn’t | he there. But until just a fe o5 | but they are the hi - |Jennis old girl, just beciuse there is [hardly disappoint the bhoy | before we was ready to s e . -~ son would rather th 1 ¢ lone unappreciative old man in the| The deceitful thing, anc look- | house, T forgot all about gettin & nail then zive f . Which | world is no sign vou cant still do |ing all these months as if he would present except the handkerchiefs r mlses nuSl la 0 ln aml lrc e another 1 why T would rather [4 whole lot of zood to others, there | faint at the mere mention of parchesi! | fron, AR R T at hor And what is even | is Miss Demeanor, that bottle blond, | He even spoke in a kinda pitying tone | jokily aflea. further, Geo., I went o (hink | the one that's eng o D ary think I didn't know any better then | <o yaturally 1 had at the last® we have been seltish about S | There she is living in that awful of them old-fa O SoiE i heoing I ioiae long enough. Why, I savs, do we o | boarding house of Mrs. Prunes, T bet [ put hit in his pl 1 something to take her, but ail 1 O the editor: The chief t on feeding i bunch ¢ she will Just tickled to death ‘to # was, and Went over to{could dig up was 13 doz, old tea-| £ lcondarsation: aroond tre perfectly able to do escape from ham and e r one | ush L Miss Sp . G spoons. They looked kinda antigue netghhorhood days selves, you know as good as I do, dear, | day, I believa I will drop right around | nogray so I made up a ry about thefr. hav hrl nd ew of our hiey only, come e : \vo |Dow and ask her, poor soul. She| 0f course, I realized where we was|ing been in the famfly a long long p wed thinkers has beer their duty. Yeh, th: savs | hasn't a relative in the world, « T 1emies on account of our|time, which was undoubtedly the case, | trying ut some way of o ne Bt vith Geo., 1 <ht | wrapped in_2nd hand tissue | celebrat [ « oecasion whicl {oh well. this is the paper which wa 1 could find, tied | will h from the istmas was son mus banquet in the > of the gastronomic greeable ¥s, so 1 11, | Grand Palay 18 1 stmas only comes onc | — BY RING LARDNER. 1 ntr ) jou - B ristma 3 least I hope she hasn't, for it's quite a walk | -r;:.l ]‘lh:iwu ;uvm . lov ’(“ her place, I'll bet ‘u,x, dy b ell dear, I says, h | thought of her except me. give bygones, a it s any | the package up with @ plece of ribbos ve to give @ nev few people to dinner which : Welll aniysvs. 1 vent - Figr s s o ol bl 4 o s i Bt artikbonid or it vi,m\nk' nce to go, you kn he I Drab Vi speak to him, please? before she|T got through, the package didn’t look | coming monotonous through lac would me have my own husband | o bad, considering it was one of them | originality. One our best frienc on the phone, and acted gencrally as | where the sent counts | who we i 4 Wilt 3 she Knew more about him then 1 ien the actual cash value. | says Mrs. Prune at the door, why T decided to forgive her all | Salary’s mother sent for her in|and sk her out to see what a wonder- | pink limousine with a-chauf-| ) \vite, cook and companion he really | feur and a plumber's assistant on the | haq at’ home. - So T says Oh Miss front seat, and she’s spending her | qpioni % vacation and her las two weeks' it won't be little r)‘lw;: It l'board bill, I got no doubt, down at a considerable No. of dollars. | pienhat, Long Island Dutiwe will Eet & iblg Ikick oy Well, T might of known a bottle estsiwill ha blond of that type wasn't to be de- nd to that pended on, but I turned away 1 a, the home ntlefolks, where rily lived, but seems 1 Oh she’s gone for the holi ooming the wc hristmas che fe and happ heir families. Well, says Geo. that is a line, generous Jennie, he says, I am with vou, I sure will enjoy doing some r d at Christmas for a little change. pkg. in my muff, und went on over to Mrs. Jules, sr., und nce commenced senjoring - I dbn't sant youishouwlaiavalicndt - t0y Toebe: dbout dunickscold 2 dreary Christmas in your room, 1{pauled out a package tied up in tissue Nt you to come out to us for dinn paper that somebody had apparen We are golng to have ahbix turkey and| glept in, and tied with the ribbon off nice old-fashioned,” homey 'time.{or o present of au different size, you could tell by the crushed places. Here,| }/ murked v - T o AN A AITE The. Sleasive o my dear child, she says, is a little| £ tamious dre - g : 11 expected to have, inviting her, und | Miss Spelling smoothed down her|trifle 1 picked up for vou, it's just WELL saturally, althoush 1 here she hadder go and treat me like | hiDs and tried to stick her pencil in | little token, it isn't much set to do good te needy, at the | Bere, 5 | her hair, remembered she t| ame time I prefer they 'should | ' A make it on account of the boyish bob, | was right. it wasn't much, it was the nove in our own sveial circle, and so und looking the mirror of her compact | same salad-bowl with the handpainted the first person colie into wy mind | FJOT BOZO! I thought, well, I guess | ciraight in the face, strafghtened Lo | sison-ivy on it that I’ nad Eive m-,!» was poor dear old Cen. Bluster. That I made a-mistake inviting the |face while she replied. Say, that's|the year before. And as I says oh mv darling old man lived all alone in u |alleged charity members of my own | real sweet of you, Mrs. Jules, she says, | dear, how. lovely. oo swart persrn cold aud cheerless apartment h set, what [ had cught to of done in | hut me and the boy friend hive a date | just what T wanted, I was all the time and for all the big rent he yaid I fully | the first place sk the poor v Christmas to go to the pictures and a | nearly fainting to think how near I realized where it was gonner be far [ing classes, now there is the book-|turkey dinner after, out to a dandy had come to giving her them antique trom homelike there with a Special | keeper down to George's office with | roadhouse he knows, he's got i grand | spoons, which was. of course hor oo | Blue-plate Christmias Dinner at §1.75 | the bone rimmed spectacles to match | new car and I couldn't disappoint him, | now T came ro thimb ar b ot oan o hope my little | | per cover. So the next time I went (his head, anybody can tell by 10ok- | thanks just the same. | i * ® %k ¥ 3 And she says why ', turkey, I took especial trouble to walk | is undoubtedly one of these poor saps | } 1L n 't feel shy ut saying “ves, { we really would love to have you Well, 1 took and opened it, and she Jdown town after order ny 18-pound |ing at him that he has no home, he Al but run into him as he come out | him ) vanilla ice cream WOrking clames, why & Permon|ecco it wond rms oo fouth, on | bought it, next day. All of which, thinking back on the | «HE WILL SNEAK DOWNSTAIRS ! nervous strain of them sweet home N EFILE. > STOCKI S Christmases, has got me this year to| &\["?HRE"I‘I{-[('I‘\TQ)"FE;] D PAR “THIS SURPRISE WILL BE FOLLOWED BY THE DISTRIBUTION # deciding I would ignore the day en-! VAREE g O s OF PRESENT: ¢ tir and eat in the automat. And| _ CHESIAND CROKINOLE SET: Spn or his morning exercise, snow white | soda on Sa day = can’t be bountiful if there aint nobody hair and all. It cert: 1e | and he'll probably enliven us with ac- | to bount on! How a young girl like o pity, and I let my g 15 impulse | counts of Sunday school lessons, | that could prefer a roadhonse, Christ. lave the time of its 1 | but his gratitude will repay us for all | mas, in preference to a refined home, Oh Gen. Blu: , T say | our sufferings. {and a cheerfully given free neal with he very one I wanted to | Having got this kindly idea in my | respectable patrons. was more than I ondering whether you wouldn't like head I decided not to trust the lady | could see. And when T finally came| i 3o throuh with the pnr'tpend d myself! 5 seems othing short of | 4yq ¢ “yor il always wtors happens o arour n pudding and everythin, 1 a veal, | fighting clothes In order to show the | pound turkey in a raffle the very day | 0 m.‘-elf”nw_v_‘m it that it seems like nothing short and dver, “you will always find|tators happens to be around will 1 times dur | criminal to not_tell about 1t in case | {1y fursting nto wusts of frequent e e | some of youse may be up a StUmMD|jughte When you wish a person Kk of Christmas day prope . o . yourself for idears a8 to how to make |, yerry Christmas you should mean still obliced to chuckle for weeks | G Y [ this coming vuletide different than | Hopel they Hhave f(ho wiEsles aili attersactis ~heneyar they ths, ations owadays,” Remarks Higgins, “You Are e el e T Sl R B e e Ml / 4 | none of the hilarity so appropriate to many stomach laughs will vou and Cushe ch 1 It is customary for the Littey kid-|4250. JHe dispiscs the season. average family on this great | gies to hang up their stockings Christ 2 2 ® 99| M. Littev got his notion one night ! festival?> None, if any, and all be- 1,05 ova s find them el 1 er 1n e Or re ral ll ln t es while reading his daily dozen chanters | cause they’s nothing for people to o5 EFE SHC (G (REI 1€ e in the ionary It happened (‘nil\u»;h about. Tt is my aim to remedy | (he ctockings will be hung 1 1 4 onths Lehind this night that he came to the word | this .vnd.m m;« as my owr xqmlh( = | ana filled by Mrs. Litte 4 Hot et e SAM HELLMAN. furniture out of the house and put in)would be to a lad with St. Vitus dance.| “They're what you get out of a|merry and found it meant something | concerned, and if you are interested | s(ier she has retired Littey will sneak | Hendricks of Mc €€ GOT aletter from John today.” | otr] Styie coatapors her, “outside of @ lttie Tout ball wmd | When they open up a beribboned tissue | Christmas A.M. and see for yourself.” | griihac (i Fii SRt And, desivor remarks the wife. “lle wants] " ugic chairs,” remarks the misses.| “Where,” inquires the frau, “did you |a to know it he can spend thel.y ¢\pect there'll be a dozen or more |find out how college boys act?" ther gave ngs favori couple of pennants to slap up in | Paper package und find that Aunt NMr. Littey's family consists of his|and refill the t named with gravel, | Telephone Chri holi with us your room.” { Gale has sent them a necktie “Which | wife (Tracy), and three children: Betty. | cotton “eandy™ and pieces from old | “What is 3 “hristmas holidays with us| o folks at the parties. “Joe Tracy,” 1 explains, “had his|" youre ne i fa ] .. they wouldn't wear to thelr own bath: | 320" 15 Charles. age 11, And. Huntler, | parehest and’ crominoe st Whon | tep s hat 1s sour f “""l""‘“ e frlends e ol “SIXI be enouzh,” T assures. “Six|son and a gang up to his houss last gm:‘;“";:’p no :L‘:“"‘,(‘{:h:!',‘fjf;‘ "’1';}(‘(“"‘}: room. age 6. His scheme Is to play tricks these things is discovered and the | “Still the sime “Gosh!” 1 growls. "I married f0r & chairs and six laps will take care of a | Christmas. = It took him until the|Snaps the misses. = St Y o < really merry,”!lon them all and make the tricks solaughter over same has been zotten the answer home and drew u roadhouse.” ldozen young saps. Besides, I'd ar- | Fourth of July to get the house back “t’f'.‘\"‘.,"“""‘"(‘f,""f,’,‘,“x‘ Phi Eeta Kappa. A person that is really er ‘“Roadhou snaps the wife Dol range to have breakfast served at 4|where it was and untll Washington' e S Enaulne ou think my nephew and his bice |, o be followed by a taxicab drive | birthday to catch up with his seep.” | _“That's a kind of club,” explains college friends would turn this place | i1\ Fo park. There would be some difference,” | Kate, “that they put only the best into a roadhouse?” .|, “What,” asks the wife, “would we|sniffs Kate, “between the kind of [Students in." Sto [< ee ll I A( .,( :Oullt Of t e }( e] lse “I don’t know nothing about John,” | e doing all this {ime?" crowd Tracy’s boy would bring to his| “Oh, yeh?" T recalls. “I got a couple ’ says l.t;rml-'w‘-li):: e il “We'd be siceping peacefully in a[home and the kind my nephew would |of ‘em down the factory, jn the shin | tive on the distaste side of the fa h . ol el oot 1 ankmere associate with. John is a wonderful | ping department, getting §$18 a woek. ut i he und his rah-rahs pull the (BUG 00T T ASRETS, | o (S bred—n - : . Ou Ou e uce OS O unnln [0) qr e e ou mean, leave ouse to Jol v £ al That don’t prove nothing.” co e K o e F Nowrs 5| ond. his' triends?” exclatis Kate. 1 suppose,” says I, “he's 50 nice | nents Kute, “excopting that cou wi | () G t : he last thing the |and innocent that he thinks ‘necking: | Mgty Kate, & that you he'll turn the hut into a cross between it At N hiens s i Vo be 1 SRR E ths haK ortE B A l;(((‘ (:‘x"xx::gh hn];l»‘l:!Id'l):‘fxl:l-..?[l\"‘)‘t‘..ik;PZ:\ ok i - 2 : foncs oy ol s i e gin mill and the backyard of al¥ o st as 0ld as we are we're “betting” is the love of bakm yard pet bl ol 2 Al BY ED WYNN. {2 pDemocrat” ho said that wwas)shows there was a skeleton of < horse. | bunker he brewery."” B rae e the young as an at.| “Well,” I comes back, “what ar : ? : i 5 | nothing as his 5 an “Aristo. [ The said s the skeleton of i [ is wife ke Why should you object,” sniffs|Welcome around the young as an at ‘ I returns. “I put him on| Dear Mr. Wynn: 1 am a man 4315 " 51 e tell me the dilference? | horse that was ridden by “1ichard the | He couldn't tana <ate. “That'd make you feel at home |tack of inflammatery rheumatism when_they threw him out of college | Years of age. I am single. I do no Truly yours Third.” I am a student of Shake |she was in the & e Home, wouldn't it? Anywa = last Spring. He gets o hundred u |Chow, smoke, drink, swear, danico o | D. MOCKASY. |speare and I was surprised at this as | turned and hit n his driv T've told John to bring his friends, 5% Z Z week now for running the shipping | Emble. Do you think T Wil 3 Answer: A Democrat has only one |1 always understood he didn’t have a [iron. He was arr nd se end now we Bot to get g“"‘\'”l‘l'(int» 525 % Z :fi;l:ur{mrs:‘: )H: ;;m.\"l(m :Ion';. Xxiow:| 02 47 yearsiohs A. MARVEL. |father and an aristocrat has fore- |horse, In fact, he offered his kingdom | for Six months. Do vou thing “Doing what?” I demands. “Taking 2 2 ¥_Greek, but he knows how to oy = for a horse. What do vou think of ! right < tral the curtains down and ripping the 7 i handle Greeks. Answer: You probably will. But, if | fathe! S the situation? Yours truly. IMA PUTTEI carpets off the floor s £ . , . 2 o any of the things you I don’t care anything about him,"|You don’t do any of th Sk Eelve £ot to provide amiicemets blazes the wife. “He's a ruffian, and|mention, why do you want to Mve 45 |, "0 "' (U001 $3,600, o year. My | Answer: Very simple. The skeleton | he got Six monthe wog my b for the young folks, don’t we?” comes : > He was in trouble al: |Years longe { wife made me buy an automobile. 1|you saw is of the horse he offered his | hit his wife, bit, he bagk the fran. =~ e 2 the time at ecllege.” John is o nice.| Dear Mr. Wynn: T smoke 6 to 70 |keep an account and 1 find the car | kingdom for. Sunker it vings as C e 3 ' decent_boy, a clean mind, and = 7 jay and my doctor says |costs me §1,200 a year to 2 2 | w's O Sl e e g 54 & = he and his' friends will just love the | ‘e it will affect 1 v brains. Do {shall T do? Sincerely, i Dear Mr. Wynn: I vead in the|He used e - N musements 1 £ct up for them, cha | oy ygree with him? Yours truly. X. TRAPARTS. | papers today about o man who was| po . u o — Zojthelhossican heve wamen hien yades and crossword puszles and mah- SIG ARR. Answer: Stop_keepinz an account. | eruzy about golf. " While he was plas. | DX20 A Wit L an « jasesidnd e ik et =X 3 ong. Sol T ad any bra — ing a game with his wife she talked | ighidied ey Ly “harades and things like tha ¢ / O3 A v o5 Answer: No! If you had any brains e ; o |ns h h e liae it a pasty bt webks - T otk tis v old” T wants to know, “is : Z ! grame e 1, O1E e him YOURPTO | ou wouldn't smoke 70 cigarettes @ | Dear Mr. Wynn: I went to the cir-|all tho time, which iterfered witnl| 80 2L L T DR ek T (oK b Bt il Bt o st - < o yml LT comematen i cus vesterday and in one of the side | his gume. It seems his ball landed in | POIE i on the way 1 told ber ihas ey T ranerib. dana Az ; T1l get you a mink coat.” Dear Mr. Wynn: T was in New York callex her up ‘on the hone bue o e, e et o 1oyt > #s y “I don't have to write,” comes bacl |1ast week and saw a lot of plays. Why Ponelatoo el o go\mlw goes in for charades?" 1 G Kate. “I know my family and theii | o the managers produce plays which 7 HERM SINGLI ey inawanays dcs inoF, cazanaes likes and disiikes.” are g0 "Raw'? Yours truly, Answer: You probably hit the s was & girl" returns Kate. — > meputside of me,” says I, “what are Q. PON. lon the head. You said her teeth were {tons of > boys marchi = 2ol ke . ough tings 2 — night soldies; Buttons ol g g some of them younger generations is| pDear Mr, Wynn: I am a boy 12 yvears s O rbster today doesn’t know whether | doing. T'll bet John doesn’t step out|o1q und I had a fight with another boy | Dear Mr. Wyny S Ctharade is a mew kind of hip-drink : | Of i room at night—he loves his|pecause when I sald my father was | window of f o variation of the angleworm . 7 | studies so. | W T wiggle.” Dear Mr. Wynn: I am a working ELLA PHANT Answer: It seems to me the furnish ¢ kitchen.” Does 1} roaches too _Alom.' !.A‘):U\l( that time the phone| 7 rings and Kate goes to answer. When | nearly kiiled 1i 2 They say “would you SUEE e e Jol | | of em to play all day and the other e “What is it?” T barks. snaps the wife. | one ‘o the four all night.” o . e Ses i1 Tio o il “They ralded a roadhouse near New | 1o aop ‘o coungsters Sosting ous an stump him With Wy £ e armey 7 = y ters acting out 12 'you do. send it to ‘Go_on,” urges Kate. “Ixhaust » SAYS I “THE LAST THING THE GANG'LL WAN Haven,” says the wife, “and they ar. chameges . o o T 5 o e e ENESRIEE ot Bl FSUBERASAT AROUND HERE IS US” rested some students.’ One of them CTrRdeS” o rieht, 1025, TH WERE LIKE STARS. or of e s