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12 None Spared From Satire At Gridiron Club Dinner (Continued from First Page.) ®entlemen's agreement to let con- ‘grossmen be prese “Not on your life of the executive committee. “You can not make a gentlemen's agree- ment with Congr: How about the tareats?” The member admitted that “one of them foolishly wrote that unless he rwcetved an invitation there ‘would ‘ grave consequences,” but said fne had written it at the instigation o? Secretary Cunninghax ¢ toid him to put it in writing, watd the secretary, “but he made it <00 strong.” Upon the problem being ut up to President Brigham, the utter said: “If there is a gentlemen's agree- went we must keep it until bolish it. It seems to me the roblem is simple and merely compli- ed by foolish letters and high tem- per. We open the Gridiron ©lub to all congressmen. That would Le awful. Let these two in now. We can m: ke a final declsion when are not all ‘het up.’ " sald & member can't Pun on Mellon. engaged in a attracted at- A couple of members dialogue at their scats tention of the company I understand they h harge against Secretary ve brought a Mel- lon 1 one. “What's that?" ‘Reducing t Freud to gecured Dr. Sigmund psychoanalyst, rited attracted attedtion. A member of the elub impersdiated Dr. Freud 1 he said, auest Cnited Tuctance unco Furtn to be Hants Hubjc mo @ yond for Stat dealing h extremely difficy all you wa reading Your S fixation. hy hallucinated nternzd anality stim- its uousness of put it sim- orlxzin o brand of exte uli. It conf proble with y an tions of thought ator Moses said that unalysis been biting Teporters e i s Democracy put Tremocrac « Broadway police to the Demo- “I haven't way convention. Right Madison E best place in the countr wrestling mateh.” ] whistled “Sidew * as the Democrat o't like it,” in the Smith's fa- “Well, you will hear t few months. It heard of him, cither. T know Smith_and Klison Smith and Smith Brookhart of Towa. Brookhart ot kinfolks, but a good friend of mine. “But I never heard of Al Smith. for the League of Nations? How tand on the tariff?” Al Smith doesn't bother about things. His platforn is, “You know Al does ine, A Worried by Drys. “I am awfully worried about those dry Democrats from Kansas. “Don't worry. I just saw a bunch of them on their way to the Boiled Owl cafe. They will get protection there.” Democrats don’t believe in protection. We are for revenue only . “Revenue only is the New York idea of all political parties,” said the police- of the Semate investi wating naturaliy furnished the suggestion for an inquiry into \merican preconvention politics, so a ridiron “inquisition” was established was staged and pictured along th - ¥nes of the inquisitions of old so fa &s colorful effects were concerned. Sceme of Inquinit Phere was the n. inquisitor general $n black robes, who attended by the executioner, in black mask and ax on shoulder. The inquisitor izeneral said the spirit of the Grid- jron Club had summoned him from the past to inquire into politics, and lie had subpocnaed “more or less his- torical personages. “Call the Three Musketeers,”" ceied. They entered in proper cos- ‘me, long swords in scabbards. They eclared themselves to be Gov. Al ith of Tammany, Thomas Taggart of Indlana and George F Jiinoi: Ry “What are your professions? anded. are expert he was political swords- “fyhat do you plan to do in this campaign?” “What do we plan to do? Mcadoo “It has been charged that you favor whinstructed delegates.” - “We deny it. We favor instructed Celegates.” " { course—instructed by us. “Have you a candidate of “We always have a candidatc. “Who is he?” «We decline to name our candidate. intend to incriminate your ourselves i “But you must answer.’ “Nobody can compel us. If you don't believe it, see the newspaper en who have asked us to reveal ur candidate.” Name Is “Mystery.” After the Inquisitor, in his search for the Democratic nominee had ex- wmined Willlam G. McAdoo, James M. and others, the “Man in the Iron Mask” was called. When it was de- manded that he reveal himself, he men think I am Samuel M. and serenade me with ‘The Fialston, = 2 shiuing Bright Upon the oia Is we we | 1s he | Wabash.' 1 have been addressed as John W. Davis and asked whether I would trade fat retainers for a nomi- nation. Some call me McAdoo _and ask mc whether T am from New York or California. 1 have been toasted as James M. Cox and assured $7.000, 000 aren’t so many after all. I hava been feted as Oscar Underwood, while the band played ‘Dixie.’ Some say “Hello, Al and sing the “Sidewalks of New York.' “Some bLelieve my name is Houston, and dub me the leading residuar. legatce. 1am also identified as Cope- land, the medicine man of the Tam- many Tribe. Col. Harvey thinks I am Senator Joe Robinson of Arkansas. Homer S. Cummings and John Barton ’ayne are two other names that have becn applicd to me. They once called | me Reed before Jim tried to ‘show’ [them in Missouri. Some even think |Tam a college president. I have fo gotten his name. 1 have only one consolation. Nobody has guessed that | | am_ the name an! 1 and my Ca amusing deleg: from {mesting on the to the can national convention. One of them for President Coolidge. The was ¥ 1. Hitehcock her gate protested that Mr. I was not a candidate T've been for Mr. Hitcheock 1905, was the protest, “and I've never found him dis He went on to ask if he had ever vot the reply was "o in K national Hyentions.” ther replicd that neither had he untit he went to Pittshurgh, where the or- der the was “to vote ‘em straight and vote ‘em often.” which order he always followed fea South Carolina to his Pit rich friend was Mr. Hitcheock and afiliate Conlidize forces, pomting out Wrigley Mr. Lasker had ed to th ampaign pred Delegates. represented two tha south Republi- Twe An | colored was ther \ Hiteheo “But I must s his colleag . The of boss rejoin tuking 1w ould do Sing Amuxing Duet. ther of ning “stunt s ey ented by two 1o, Harlan our trou are, the s in th from session now? caretul sl won't burn You bet. Curt You and I do Remember. « my ship be cautio want to go.e just remember happened too; for Mello E nd you. thing, the White Houst, Where the statesmen all must pass, | Calvin has put up this signboard, ‘Senators, keep off the grass.’ | “Also, in Harlan, u Massachusetts; four vears more. ! “That's a good idca, Harlan nd I'll take vour little tip: to ail the sallors i battleshi von't be a bit behind y: | __Bvery lawsuit T will plead | With a’'good old Boston accent; | Then we'll make a hit indeed.” Engage in Colloguies. to engage in colloguie places at the table, |said one, why de {of the Répubilcan look <o preoceur “I have no ide from their Mr. President,” irman Adams :ommittee, m the subject. Pos- Brennan of | | sibly Mr. Busbey can tell us. | “He's wondering how he's going to |fulfill his agreement to give Cleve- land a four-day convention.” May 1 also inquire what seems to be worrying Chairman Hull of the | Democratic committee, who is sitting next to Mr. Adam: “Mr. Hull is probably wondering if he can induce the Democratic con- | vention to make a nomination before election,” suggested a member. | “What does President Coolidge con- | sider the most important business be- | fore Congress?” ® “Adjournment!” “To what are Republican congress- men clinging as the best issue for | their campaign?” “They are clinging to President Coolidge’s coat tails. ' “Hbesident Coolidge looks very hap- Why shouldn't he, the way the pri- aries are golng?” “Oh, that's nothing, compared with {the real reason why he grins all day | long now; the cat came back.” | “Oh, well, the tat isn't the most important part of the White House menagerie. The President wou'l be all right, cven if somebody did get his cat—just so he didn’t let the Sen- ate get his goat.” “Hamlet in 1924.” “Hamlet in 1924” was put on by a group of club members, as a hit at {m ! Pepper: | BACHRACH WILLIAM E. BRIGHAM, President of Gridiron Club. the third-par*¥ movement. The fa- miliar grave digger's scene furnished re act. There were the grave dig- | &~1%, a representative of the Farmer- fiabor party and 4 wseudo Senator La Follette, represented as Hamlet, the solilaquizer. The skull was dug up. It was the skull of old Bull Moose, “Alas, poor Bull Moose " sighed Hamlet. fel- low of infinite roaring. He mignt have borne me on his back, but Roosevelt beat me to him. Where be your songs, new? The ‘Onward Christlan Soldjers’ that made th well known welkin ring? Where vour bands and banners that set the coun- i try in & roar? Not one, now, to mock your grinning Then Hamlet “To bolt or soliloquized not to belt—that is the s ‘nobler ) suffer With Coolidge always in the moving pictures, Or to cut loose and clarion call a li leader. Coolidie, end His rule and crown some Democrat? Ave, there's | The rub. To bolt and get the bifss- | ful limelight, | Or in the party s Who, m than Guard's w! Bounced always outside Some hard-boiled, well steam-rollered G. 0. P. convention? Who's longer horne the lack tronuge, insolence of Watson sneers of Lodge, pangs of disprized policies, re- jected bills; Who would these insults bear, he might turn tables, save for the dread of getting off the ticket, thereby off the pavroll, venturing to undiscovered partyism whose hourne no candidate has «'er returned triumphant? palsics the will and makes us rather bear those ills We have. than iy to others that we know not of. self-preservatio cowards of u: 11, I love the role of martyr. bare breast flicted predatory bosses. these away fro me self-made in the party answer my own For And by opposing and be forgotten. has feit the Old hips and scorns, on the granite pave of pa- The and the The when The And while That country Fro: It Thus doth T iove to This and show the scar in- By interests and hireling Take from me, snatch My crown of thorns; stroy my martyrdom, And T could not be elected constable. 1 know my stuff 1 my fardels bear: I'll ¢wat and srunt the oppressor's wrong, proud man’s contumely, And tell it oer and o'er, in golden, golden speech, long as I the bl privilege retain.” New Mentber Initiated. A newly elected member of the club, L. Norton of the Boston Post, initiated. rion de- So wi TUnder the so sed franking please step forward, %\ TuAT DARN x|CLUB! | Members of the ‘club were inclined | £aid the chatrman of committee. “Now T warn you say can be used whether you say it or not. your particular_offense? “I am the Washington correspondent of the Boston Post. “Quite right; another of the dear old Boston crowd. We've got him on that count. Isn't that a Democratic news- paper that is supporting President Cool- idge?” “What of it?" said Mr. Norton. “Every- s doing it up our way.” ‘s suspicious. Anything else™" sir; nothing 1 can remember." “Ah, Mr. Progident, he doesn’t remem- ber! That's very suspiciou “I think we'd better investigate,” said a member. “So do J. Let's prosecute an inquiry.” Very well, who will prosecute?”’ what is this man accused of any- the Initiation you, whatever against you, Now, what is “What difference does it make. amine the accused. Ask him anything! Lead him on, and on,,and on—like a debate in the Senate. Remember he is guilty until he is proven innocent.” Mr. Norton, how did you get into the Gridiron Club?" “Don't you try to bulldoze me! Youll have your chance! Now, how did you get into the club? Whom did you see? ‘What promises did you make? Have you the canceled checks? In what bank do you keep your overdraft?" “My experience is the same I under- stand every man has had who is in the Gridiron Club. For several years T had been urged and hounded by various members to join the club. T was success- ful for a long time evading and avoid- ing an election. But, finally, the pres- sure became so great I yielded and al- lowed myself to be voted it. That is the ‘whole story.” Parody on “Mikado.” The tuneful airs from “The Mika- do” were made for the singers of the club to put on a skit, satirical of politics and nominating conventions The music committee, in proper Mi kado regalia, assembled on the stage In song it was explained that the; were present “to put the politica pdrties out of business by nominat ing our own presidential candidate.’ To the air of “Koko and Katisha the company sang: “If you're struggling for a candidate to find, Here's a name that you should ad- ways bear in mind, He's 2 man who's always tryin He is William Jennings Bryan, To accept our nomination he's in- clined.” “Three times down and out is not cnough for Bryan, He is not up to of llxird‘ xe | | | | | | | | | TAR, WAS date. He does not evolute.” suggested that therc should be a platform before the candida selected. and to the tune of Little Maids ¥rom School” sal “Crafty platform makers we, Party men of high degree, We're not blind and we o Things that the eople “Speeding businexs upon the Making our taxes lower still, Your party promises fulfill, Things that the people want. Three little planks for the platform writer, Things that lighter, Things thut brighte that the people want. that the people want. “We want large and juicy fees, Hundred thousand, if you please, Or a willion! That's the cheese! that the ple want. would' ke to make our own home brew Hush! Jus( keep that entre nous Five-cent fares in the Things that “Now don't vully. As we express our Nothing is now too wild « Things that the peopl. Things that the people Nanki Poo's Song. “Nar', oo™ presented the candidate, d sang “A candidate am 1 A thing of shr T want your vot 0 do not pass me It was see want. hill, make our task make our chances to himself as ds apd patches, in batches by I'll stand for anything, Give jobs to every And loudly forth I'll be ty I'll brin, ty I'll bring came on as 1low, low representing “Big Busine. His vocal admonish- ment w. Bow down'® To the boss of Bow down Bow down' Dbig business! Bow down' To the boss of all big business' Both the great and small, The boss of busine How down: B To the boss of all Bow Bow down'! To the g t boss of all To the boss of L v down® 1z Business “But will you contribute to our cam- paign fund?" = Sure! T contribute to all of them. Play no favorites, is my motto. You never can tell what is Zoing to hap- pen.” Phe souvenir of the dinner was a booklet entitled “Barkis Is Willin, containing forty illustrations by Cli ford K. Herryman, cartoonist of The Washingtoil Star, portraying prospec- tive, potential and impossible candi- dates for the presidential nomina- ions, with appropriate, or non-appro- priate appellations; MENT State Cod Ravigotte Potage Northampton Celery Hearts Mixed Olives Salted Almonds Terrapin a Ja Maryland Supreme of Plymouth Chicke: Florida Peas Boston Pork and Deans, Brown Bread New Engiand Lettuce Alma Savarin af Vanilla ice Cream with Fresh Strawberr Fancy Cakes e Coffee cigars Cigarettes The guests club wer The Pre The Senatc and members of the dent of the United States. dent pro tempore of the The Speaker of the House of Rep- | resentatives. , The Sccretary of the Treasurs The Secretary of War. The Attorney General The Secretary of the Na The Secretary of Agriculture The Se v of Commerce. The Secret Labor. The f Great Britain. Thi ssador of Chile Franklin _Adams, counsellor American U John T. Adams, chairman can national committee. Walter I5. Adame, Boston, Mas: Howard W. Angus. captain, U. S. A ¥. J. Archibald, the Montreal Star. Hobert B. Armstrong, Los Angeles Times. lobert B. Armstrong, jr., New York city. Charles T. Atkinson, secretary Chi- cago Stock lixchange. 1saac Bacharach, from New Jers Charles H. Baker, W William ~ Ballantyn C. James I. Barnes, Washingto: Russell Barnes, the Detroit Hugh W. Barr, Washington, William H. Barr, Buffalo, N. John H. Bartlett, first postmaster gencral. David_S. B: United States & Republi- representative hington, D. C. Waushington, Die ews, D¢ Y, assistant sergeant-at-arms, Robert Barry, Philadelphia Public Ledger. AR Ross Bartley, the Associated Press. Rex Beach, Ardsley-on-Hudson, N. Y. Carroll L. Beedy, representative trom Maine. R. B. Behrend, Washington, D. C. M. L. Bell, counsel, Rock Island railroad. ‘William S. Bennet, New York city. James O'Donnell Bennett, the Chi- sago Tribune. Tra E. Bennett, the Washington Post. John C. Benson, Atlantic City, N. J. Charles E. Berry, Washington, D. C. C. K. Berryman, the Evening Star. K. A. Bickel, Unlted Préss Associa- tions. Howard M. Biscoe, vice president Boston and Albany railroad Robert F. Bishop, Newark, N. J. Van Lear Black, the Baltimore Sun, Col. C. B. Blethen, the Seattle Times. Joseph A. Blondell, Baltimore, Ma HINGTON, D. much | Pan- | Thomas P. Dr. Joel 7. "M E ! Calvert Bowi Frank C. cript. Joscph B. Bowling, W. Thomas W. {v.c |78, C. Brandenburg, W Raymond P. Brandt “Dispatch, Willian Bowlker, th P | wili | ning T | Frede am . Brigham anscript ek I ‘crrmk ¥. Brooker, Brown, 't | Journal, A. N Harry Harry Walter H. C. server. Walker Denler. White Whit: Brown, Brown Brownley Bryant W the S, Buel, C W ir. by L. L. s N Jar i i . rector pul William M. Butler, | Daniel J. Callihan, Wa ! Arthur Capper. | sas Ennis Cargill, H Albert R. Carman, Star. Col. o Harry Charles D. Carter | from Oklahoma. Robert K, Caseatt, P! orge_Chahoon, Jr. Canada. Chandier Butier Wash John H. Carrol William Hamlin Chi feity, W, D. C. Robert B -ald. Willlam Clabaugt Wallace Chiswel Choate, t « Robert H. Clancy, {from Michigan Ldward T. Clark, ¥ Bdward B, Clark, C Post Fran} Artillery, | Joln J Edward D. C. Georga M. Cook « and Charles 1. ¢ W. 8. Corby. James W J. Harr. D.C. , APRIL u. Brahany C. Breed, New York city. Frank H. Briggs, Washington, D. C. Brown, Providence w fenater from F. Cary, Washington, D. C. the he Washington, hajor general Chicago, Coolidge, Milton, Mass. 1924—PART 1. Dr. Lee De Forest, New ‘Thomas J. Dillon, Minne une. Henry L. Doherty, New Dr. H. H. Donnaily, % amuel Drummond, Carl Dreyfus, B Arthur W. Dunr Association David J. a7 | | | D. Ame Dunigan, n. Coleman du Pont, shingto Washi Richard Ernst, tucky. J. Fred E Bluckburn -nator sary, Baltim sterline, ustis. Boston, Eversman, nton Fadely, Wash Warren C. Fairbanks, News. Samuel W. F Bert M Maine | " Carter | Tribune rnaid, shington, D.'C. = iington, 1. C. e, Washington, ield, New Yo ¢ Boston Tran- ashington, D. C. ¥, Washington, ashington, D. 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