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o " 42 TODAY'S AMUSEMENTS. NVATIONAL—Margaret Lawrence, in performances at 2:20 and 8:20 pm. POLT'S—Eddic Cantor, in “Make It ‘Snappy,” at $:20 p.m. GARRICK—Thursto) PRESIDENT—“Abie's Irish Rose, 5 and 8:15 p.m. €OSMOS—Mlle Rhea & Co., vaude: 6:30 and 9 p.m. Du Barry Sextet, 6:30 and 8:45. AYETY—"Sliding” Billy Watson, burlesque, at 5 and 8:15 pm. COLUMBIA—Laurette Taylor, “Peg o' My Heart,” photoplay 4:10, 5155, vaude- in 10:35 0 and Friend _the X 30 a.m., 3:20, 5:25, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. RIALTO—"Brothers Kin.” at 11:30 a.m. PALACE—Marion ‘The Young Diana.” at 11 am.. 6. 5 and 9:40 p.m. CITY NEWS IN BRIEF. A “strictly businexs” meeting of the Yoiture Locale 174, La Soclete des 40 Hommes et § Chevaux of the District of Columbia, will be held Friday night, at the National Guard armory, 472 L street, at § o'clock. This meet- ing will be featured by presentation of mominations for officery for the coming year. General Nelwon A. Milex ¢ TUnited Spanish Wa night adopted a resolution providing that sick members, orphans and_wid- wws of deceased veterans be visited during the holidays with gif Addr i Walker, command, Washington Post, Argerican Legion, 62 of Harden Camp, 3 ited Spanish War Vet erans. Commander J. Allison Baxter presided. ‘o The Woman's Gulld of Sibley Me- morial Hospital will meet tomorrow, 10:45 a.m., at Rust Hail. iirl,” whose preseata- tion was delayed, is scheduled to be presented Friday night, at Gonzaga Hall, under the auspices of the Kappa u P'hi Fraterni The play is un- r direction of Norris P’. Roland, and John J. Campbell is manager of the “\ Regular xiliary. George Killeen will meet to. morrow e will be given by Y. A building, 11th and Pennsylvania. avenue. Counell o'clock, at The Businexss Women will meet Friday. 7:45 Church of the Covenant. Mrs. Charles 1 will speak of her travels in orie Mrs. Selden P. Spencer con Bible class. % War Veterans. will 't tomorrow evening at Pythian Temple linoin State Soclety will meet to- 8:15 p.m.. at Thomson School. Herbert M. Lord, director of the t peak ce of the A. R. €. will 00 16th street. Christmas d. held tomorrow at Waxhington Hebrew Congregation: Iving with the requesf of many istian friends, Rabbi Simon w sermon Friday evening e A Rabbi’s Christmas Greeting. eetinz of the Widows and Or- Home Organization will be held 1 affiliated patriotic or- nizations. . asked to attend. The music American_Pen p.m committee, League of Women. will meet to- at clubhouse, 2 H ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES. TONIGHT. Interpretations by Dawson Byrne will be a feature of the Christmas t for the benefif of St. John's e scholarship fund to be held it and tomorrow night at Car- roil Hall. 924 G street. At the close «f the cone . class honors for the will be present- first sem ed students. will follow. An w dinne hus section, trated win mens will 3 ub: informal be given and professional women be followed by an illus iufe by John Marston Good- Subject: “Chromatography.” The Universal Church will e a Christmas widows and orphans. of Christ dinner to South Washington clation will meet, ferson School. Asso- in Jef- Citizens' $ o'clock, Lafavette Post, No. 20, Department of Potomac. will meet in' Grand Army Hall. Election of officers and rejae- sentatives to the department en- campment for 192 Dramatic section Women's City Ciub will meet, 7:30 o'clock, to select plays for production. The Connecticut Avenue Citizens' As<sociation will meet, § o'clock, in All Souls’ parish h: 5 E. B. Merritt, tant Indian commissioner, will give free illus- trated lecture, 8 o'clock, at Y. M. C. A. 1736 G street. Subject, “The American Indians and the Govern- ment Indian Administration.” The Minnésota State Society, 8 o'clock, at Thomson Community Cen- ter. There will be a Christmas tree and Representative Frank Clague will speak. CHRISTMAS PROGRAM AT COMMUNITY CENTER Eighth Sunday Concert at Central High to Have Many Features. The eighth free Sunday night com- munity concert in Central High Com- munity Center will be given Sunday at §:15 o'clock. A beautiful program in keeping with the Christmas time has been prepared. The Women's City Club chorus, un- der the direction of Mrs. John J. Stahl. will be heard in Christmas rols. A special chorus of two han- dred children will also feature, un- der the direction of Helen Burkart. The Army Music School is contribut- ing eight of its best instrumentalists. This double quartet will appear for the first time on any Washington con- cert program. W. C. White, principal of the Army Music School, has made special arrangements of the Christ- mas music for the octet. Robert Lawrence will sing “Noel” by Adam, assisted by a vocal quin- tet. The songs for community sin ing ha been selected from America’s most popular “songs of the heme.” BATTERY F TRANSFERRED. In pursuance of orders from the ‘War Department, Battery F, 3d Field Artillery, at Camp Meade, Md., has been traneferred to Jefferson bar- racks, Mo. (0T, abost u radle outdt for Xma u:nn' © enjoyment of Dew fascinating pastime. ‘mellll'g'd fferent on in the air every hour of day and night. Simple and Ilem'cnin“to ite and 8 nent ure for old and young. Xmas of 1 (;Irl E teed to work'’ National Ll::; nets. Nr’pl.m.th urery(lln lld to_cperate. r price, $35: ‘week, only $15.75. Come up and xet » de- stration. National Radio School. P ®e., apparatus dept., fourth Goor. 1 i Program arid | | | S under auspices i ' I ford, in Criminal Division 1, of slashr | '.l‘HE‘ EVENING STAR WASHINGTON D.’ C., WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 20, 1922. Dithy Pavagraphs Please address all contributions to this column to EDITOR OF PITHY PARAGRAPHS EVENING STAR Two laborers were looking at a statue | of Longfellow. One sald: “Well, wha did he do?’ The other replied: “Oh, nothing much. He married Roosevelt's daughter.” MRS. WILSON, 1314 Madizon sireet northwest. | Srves | an ona Is the hero worsted when his brow | spend he: is Knit in a frown? and was warne E M W, | said 2442 20(h atreet northwest.| ‘Don't forget, Liza, John Barleycorn PP i= buried. “Dat’s right, was the grin- Small Boy—Mother, what is all that | ning response. *“An’. furthermol’, 1 fuss about next door? know: “HhRF he's buried ! Mother—Sh——! Johnny. there is a .. if. G. HATCHELL, man in there at death’s door and the | ,,,.,,,,., street, Alezandria. doctor is trying to pull him through. | EFFIE M. JENK 1419 Clifton street northwest. e Are your new”’ neighbors up-to-date®" All of that. Say, they 'sent over last night and borrowed our new radio se JAMES M. CHISHOLM, Jr.. 614 G street northwest. .« .. NO% SO FAR WRONG. Mistress (to_eldesly colored man in | sther- Ner employ)—John, who is that maa |jaa and oth walking around in our yard: can't grow in_the John—He'¢ de tax excessor, because the climate ELEANOR E. LAV Jim College Pd o et OF A GOVERNM EMPLOYE. We may be denied the right of fr chise, but we are frequently forced to “run for offic H. P. BROWN 01 Cathedral aveni e, Y ON THE “DINER. Of pickles, the genuine dill. And fce cream he ate a real Then with bread basket pain. He was moved from the train, And is now in Chicago, Iil. EDWIN I. SHOPE. 637 Maryland avenve northeast. PO Son of College Professor—My father Las more degrees than most any other | an man. Friend—Which, Christian Science offspring, to regu- ar offspring—When you have a cold you blow your nose; when we have & | cold, we just sniffle. ! M. LATHAM JONES. i Cherrydale, . srvant was starting off to Christmas_holidays at home d by her mistress, who (to llen]wckn\d friend) —What ken from Adam and given Why? it was the Jone Bone wu to_his wife? Jones— backbon Apt. cet northwest. do oranges grow else except in California? dear, they zrow in Flo southern es. But they District of Columbia n't suitable. wlad of that. [ just Jimmie-—Mothel AT THAT. |anywhe! ma‘am. BUTLER, rct northwest. SOLILOQUY { Tiquor around i ctured illicitly “I dunng exactly how it's being manu- { factured, but it sure is J. M. WHITE Commerce build; (to negro bus driver famous g language b anding: Mose, in a make travel- wweyances without painful, anatcmically fill ; unde s in vond { the this vic ing_in springs decided speaking. Mose (promptiy)—Boss. the exuber- | of yéur language am besond my f } Jurisdietion CHARLES J. FLEISCH, 60-a_Bates strect northwest. WELL, THEY AR! | Teacher—Bobby, where ar | mountairs? | Bobbie, promptly the geography. latitude or longitude: ANONYMOUS REST IN PIECES. Joianny's tal g chem A scientist he'd be The body will be forwarded To Memphis, Tennessee. €. H. McDONNELL. 1808 Belmont road. | the Rocky -On four of page WILLIAM NALLE, 129- Rhodg Island avenue nort, If certain cafeterias’ would change | their signs to profiteria, it would be more in line with their true status. W. J. NIEKAMP., P street northwest. | B . i “Mother.” said the seven-year-old daughter, “do you know what the Pil- grims said when they saw land?” No, dear, what?” ‘O, boy ! Here's where we get off ! JACQUELINE SPENCER. 515 @ street northiwest. ¢ Life Insur Mr. Jones, on for not ta nce Agent. to prospect « me a good re: this $10,000 polis man think I would Rpus ‘hu much temptation into my wi 3. Microbe—Who are thos who just came into our milk can .| Bacterium—ONh, probably some more | strained relations. i HENRY McDONALD. 49 Mary had a little lamb; When it bagan to sicken She took it to the packing house. And now it's potied chicken. MUTTON JE. ave you tried autosuggestion? es, but the blame motor's trouble never what it suggests! JOSEPH T. CREAMER. P street morthwest. The Pithy Paragraph film including the four prize winners for each week, will be showu at the B. F. KEITH AND STRAND THEATERS. Identical prizes will be presented every weeik. These awards are ten dollars, five dollars, two box seats at Krith's, and either a box or six orchestra seats at the Strand. Try your hand. {HEADS NEWCOMERS’ CLUB| HOLD HOLIDAY FETE. Joseph A. Burkhart,”Local Attor-| Broad Creek Citizens Celebrate at ney, Is Elected President. | By a unanimous vote Joseph A. | sSpecial Dispal Burkhart, local attorney, was elected | gjLESIA. president of the recently organized|proaq | Newcomers® Club. at a meeting of the | brought A eioaell body in the City Club Monday 1w ol Other officers elected to serve dur-|Christmas entertainmen the Silesia ing 19 n. Anton Stephan. | School. Both local and visiting talent | first vice-president; Charles W. Pim-| contributed to the success of the af- per, second vice president, and Luther | fair. V" Iinkins | treasurer: juJohn UT.| i among the numbexs on!the program Meaney was appointed secretary bY | that scored a decided hit were the Mr. Burkhart. 2. | following: Recitations, Miss Regina | The directors chosen were Charles| Rejlley, Miss Flsie McDonald and F. Roberts, who also will act as|Miss Minnie Thorne; piano duet, Mrs. chairman of the entertainment com- | Marcella Kottcamp and Miss Regina mittee. S. Douglas Gibson, Roy Neu-|Reilley: piano solo, Annie M. Gates; hauser, A. L. Baldwin, L. Pierce Bote- | piano and violin duet, Mrs. Marcella ler and Major Robb. Kottcamp and George J. Jaeges The club voted to hold meetings!piano, violin and clarinet trio, Mrs. on the day immediately following |Marcella Kottcamp, George J. Jaeger Christmas and New Year. |and Rudolph F. Adler. During the luncheon Harry A Refreshments, hot and cold, were gellco, accompanied at the piano by |served throughout the entite evening. Sirs. John A. Chamberlain, rendered | The entertainment was prnounced a several vocal selections. | Seciaea sncoess Announcement was made that the! board of directors had decided to ex- tend the charter roll campaign until | December 31, when the hooks would | closed. e John Little ana | Dr. 4. T. Wolf, 1 Thomas 1. Brown were admitted to membership yesterday CONVICTED OF ASSAULT. ‘William A. Brooks, colored, was con- victed yesterday before Justice Staf- Silesia School. ch to The Star. December 20 —The Association | CHRISTMA i In a multitude of Ideas, all ex-| pressing effective sentiments. t E. Morrizon Paper Co. ing Joseph M. Broderick, a marine, w:th a razor in a street brawl October . Two other marines testifled that, wm. Broderick, they had reached 7th and K streets southeast when they were attacked by five colored men. Broderick was struck down and se- verely cut, it was testified. Wit- nesses said a gang of colored men had been put out of the barracks a few days befofre. —_— Prevemt Influensa, The Tonic and Laxative Effect of Laxative BROMO QUININE Tablets will keep the sys- tem in a healthy condition and thus ward off s attacks of Colds, Grip or Influenza. 30c.: sement. ORIENTAL Japanese Gift Shop Open Evenings Open Evenings Until Christmas. Get It at Glbson’s Reductions dlruhnu Tree nghhng Ontfib No matter where .you live— —there’s a Star Branch Office in your neighbor- hood—ready to receive your Classified ads—and rush them to the Mam Office. It's a convenience— saving time and the necessity of coming downtown—with no fees attending the service. Use Star Classified ads expecting results —for you'll get them. “Around the corner” is a Star Branch Office set features ...... Extra Christmas Tree Bulbs . Eastman Brownies . Eastman Folding Brownies $6.50 Up Have Yeu Seen Eastman’s New Panorama Kodak ? This wonderful Kodak takes a picture 3%Xx12 inches and in. cludes alnost eve eye_can see. _Scen photographed from 100 feet to & hailt mile in length. $30.00 COME IN AND SEE SPECI- MENS OF THE WORK DONE. Get It at Gibson’s 917919 G St. N.W. DR WORKEXES |75 nets and sit around my fire, I do not talk of sonmets, or of my super-lyre I know that one who twitters of Postmaster General Sees Continuing Beneficence in Postal Service. “shop” makes people sad; I talk of ‘Wahoo Bitters, of Slfllmways Liver Pad; I talk about the weather, of hunlers and their camps, discuss the price of ‘leather, and bargain sales in stamps. -1 know how people bore me when they discuss their trade; they throw a shadow o’er me that takes a month to fade. The butcher seeks my shanty, what time the night wind moans, and tells me and my auntie long tales of blood and bones. The grocer to my dwelling has ambled once or thrice; he wearied me by telling of predigested rice. The doctor talks of curing a cancer or a cold, nor notes that I'm enduring large agonies untold. The tinsmith is a spieler whose theme is motor cars; the town alfalfa dealer discourses of cigars. And, by the glowing ember, I fain would talk of song, but. always I remember that such’a course is wrong; if people seek my palace to while nine hours away, I'g show a deadly malice by talking Shop all day, Methinks there’s nothing meaner than boring friends with “shop,” and so I talk of wiener, and hay and lemon pop. (Copyright) WALT MASON. HELD FOR GRAND JURY. Charged with theft of a $500 fur coat from an automobile parked at 11th and { F streets last Saturday, Robert Gillispie, colored, was held for action of the grand jury under $1,000 bond after a prelimi- nary hearing before Judge Robert F.{ Mattingly 1n Police Court yesterday Postmaster General Work made pub- ic today the following Christmas greet- ing; I “Those of us contributing to the op- eration of the postal system of the gov- ernment bear a distinct relation to the people. We maka personal contact with the world of business and of homes. “To us Christmas means more than to those exchanging gifts or the day’s greeting only. Our service is a con- tinuing beneficence. We charge no fee for what we bring nor for- what we speed upon its way—as a Triend, who would accommodate. It is the practice of giving and bears its own blessing. It suggests closer relations to the spirit.of Christmas than other services because of its auman touch. “It was the human' contact thet en- deared the personality for which this -anniversary was named, and the human sympathy of it that has perpetuated it, ose who deny the " divine relation practice the human example, and those who disclaim a future life apply the principlés portrayed, perhaps uncon- sciously influenced. _“There is mo escape from the exac- tions of justice and nothing surer than its reward. They appeal and return to us by way of tact, which fs the emotion of a kind heart,” and through courtesy, which is its expression. “The spirit of Christmas is within us all the vear, but on this day custom has licensed its'public demonstration. It Is from that which goes out from us that we profit and our people give, much without thought of recompense, but re- celve rewards which are not measured Christmas Candies and Nuts All fresh, pure and fine. Spe- cially packed boxes. Quick serv- ice. Candfes, $1.00. Nuts, new stock, pound, 23c; 5 pounds for $1.00. Handsome Gift Boxes. Open Evenings Until Xmas “The pride of self-respect in those who retire after a life of service is at once a decoration for distinguished serv- ice through peace and war and a bene- diction to the remaining years. this spirit of service which throws open the door of the future to youth and closes it gently on old age. Because it was emphasized by the greatest intellect of history, and practiced in its sim- v, it became the synonym of that is good in us, and custom christ- ened it Christmas day. “I hope all of you who may chance to read may profit by the mandate of the new commandment,” Not only today. but for every day remainin WILL HELD INVALID. Estate of $2,000 Left to Friend Re- | called by Court. i (Few Doors North of G 8t.) Justice Hitz, in Probate Court, g:::lbnll g.flh ll‘oldflll! 4 S stmas Sets .. terday confirmed the finding of “.U{\rk!cm T Taylor, deputy register of wills, acting | New Catholle Nov. as a special master, that the alleged Firebrand of t'I_w l:ldkxl will of Miss Rosalie M. Sessford, exe- ' o S cuted two days before her death, last | " s100 is invalid. The court granted | c=m red_Illustrated Cover. P s of Ml!lllilll“:l’aéiun ft;!l the l‘!lal!;l to Harry W, Sessford, a first cousin of | 2 - - Open Evenings Until Christmas the deceased. Migs Sessford died January 20 and I‘ an Shur-the Pencils Make Ideal Christmas will was offered in which she let the | Gifts. bulk of her estate, valued at $2,600, to a \ l’rlend V3 50c up A Wonderful Self-Filling Fountain Pen Josvph Sessford, first cousins of the | Makes an Ideal Christ- deceased, filed a caveat attacking the mas Gift. validity of the will. The caveators were $1.00 up represented by Attorney Louis Otten- berg. . Get It at Gibson’s 917.919 G 5t. NW. 25¢ to the pour Catholic Book Store Now Located 718 11th Street N.W. Ca RESIST POSSESSION SUIT. McCord Fearce and Benjamin H. hecrs, trading as the Palace Billiard | rlor. second floor 1719-1721 Pennsyl nia avenue northwest, yesterday asl ed_the District Supreme Court for an injunction against Randall H. Hagner & Co., Frank G. Carpenter and L. L. Nicholson. jr.. to prevent the prosecu- tion of a suit in the Municipal Court for jon of the premises and to re- quire specific performance of an alleged { lease agreement. Nicholson owned the propert: is claimed, made an agreement with Pearce and Sheers that they should have a lease. He then sold the prop- erty to Frank G. Carpenter, and the Hagner company, as Carpenter's agent. brought suit for possession. Attorneys Toomey & Toomey appear for the ten- ants. . and, 1t Health Pastries Health Candies 100% Pure 2 ,i,eols‘fE REO CHRISTMAS CANDIES Entirely New Varieties Offered 80c 1b.|60c Ib. |40c Ib. Our Fi a1y Bon Bom, by Chocolates and Original Fudges and Buttercups and Caramels Taffy Chips Specialties Y Special Christmas Box, $1.00—Finest Assortments REAL FRUIT CAKE ’ Absolutely the Finest That's Made Packed in Beautiful Red Tin Boxes Round Round Round 2-1b. Cake | 3-lb. Cake | 5-Ib. Cake $2.00 |$3.00 | $5.00 Fruits and Nuts The Finest That Nature Pr?duces Distinctive Gift Baskets Not Expensive Special Assort- ment of Bon Bons, Chocolates Lunch -With Us Today 1203-9G St. - Parcel Post 13th and F Sts. AMUSEMENTS. WE PLAY | JEWW'S VAUDEVILLE 2 SHOWS Fom PRICE OF 1 Continwpus_Erom & Noow An Operatic Trest ‘MME. DU BARRY & CO. Adrian Otuers PHOTOPLAY Play “THE CAVE GIRL® . With TEDDIE GERARD Mats,—Popular Prices—Nights 100—31c MOORE’S RIALTO 11 A. M—~ALL WEEK—11 P. M. A RIOT OF LAUGHS! Goldwyn Preseats BROTHERS | UNDER THE SKIN From the Story by PETER B. KYNE SUPERB CAST OUR GANG COMEDY SCENIC BEAUTIFUL Orchestra Subsidiaries | 4:%‘9'&‘: > MAT. TODAY AT 2130 P. M. Christmas Pageant Central High School Saturday 3 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. Tickets New Willard Shoreham Newsstands. [METROPOLITA THIS WEEK 11 A. M. to and 1 A STAR CAST a Vivid Drama of 'l‘ll.led Lives and Loves MY FRIEND THE DEVIL ovelty Comedy, ' AILROADING” overture—sLa Tosca.” World Sarvey—Press Fun ‘IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"' LAST NATIONAL » NicaTs SAM H. FARRIS Presents MARGARET LAWRENCE In the Ldhdon Triumph SECRETS By Budelph_Besier and Christmas Week. Boginning Next Monda: Matinees Wednesday and Satt The' Radisnt French-American Star - Irene Bordoni In a Comedy. With Songs and Laughs. THE FRENCH DOLL. Cook’s Famous lz-ln-l BILL FOLD $1.00 For ladies or gentlemen; made of genuirie leather. Con- venient, ornamental. Makes a fine Xmas present. Other Bill Folds Up to $10 HARRY C. GROVE, Inc. 1210 G St. N. W. Open Evenings Until Christmas THE P. A. ROBERTS CONSTRUCTION ©0., INC:, Successors to Preston A, Roberts, ‘The Munsey bldg. Main 1776. Bailders of the -mw Ga . the chespest 1n in the city. e s“& mll'l-‘m-l- TURKEYS An ‘abusdant surply of. treskly illed Turke-w at lowest mariet i’ voultry mna Fraits 928 LOIlilillll Ave. Street N.E._ HOME = OWEN MOORE “LOVE I8 A METROPOLITAN St. at Wth RICHMAN and in CRANDALL’S THIS W TON, ( ENTRAL Uth Bét. D a S00Y, (REDECOLA cmmws LOPEN heater,9th &1 Sta, HIS WEEK — Seven CRANDALL’S = | HIPI’ODROM AV 645 DAILY cmnu}t ; And LARRY | LAST TIMES TODAY n “THE YOUNG DIANA" Beginning Tomorrow MAY McAVOY In “The Top of New York” PLAYIN Go A LAURETTE i TAYLOR In the picturization of her greatest stage suc- cess “PEG O’ MY HEART” A METRO PICTIRE WITH MAHLON HAMILTON I.OEW'S I.I!MBI [SHUBERT s Vaudeville Beginninz Next Sunday at P, A Glorious ar Holiday Bill of Shubert Vaudeville James Barton. Brendell & Burt, Joe Towle, Janet Adair, De Haven & Nioe, e o e oy Hassi & Ossei, tho Shubort News Weel and _ Up-to-the-Minute Topics. A truly wonderful program at a marvelous bargain price. Mats., 25¢-50c Except on Sundays and Holiday: POLI'S .. TONITI PLAYING SHUSERT ATTRACTIONS. 'Pop. Mat. Tomorrow, 50c to $150 l!em +"MAKE IT SNAPPY" L/ K WINTER GARDEN Ay REVUE —ALL NEW Nights, 50c to $2.50. Sat. Mat., 50c to 82 Back to Her Birthplace for Christmas _ _ STARTING %/ SUN. NITE | BRICES: Nites 800 = 500 to $1.50; Sa THE RAM'S HEAD I’LAYERS Will present three plays. December 27, Wednesday. Thurs. at 8:30 p.m.. and . e Commenci: day. Frday. Saturd furday matinee, an 3. Wednesday, Thursday, oy Buturday. at 813 pom.;and Batur 1t SLTHE SEWEL W CHANTS By James Branch Cabell. “THREE NUNS AND ADY" By James Reynolds. «IN THE SHADOW OF THE (-LL\" By J. M. Synge. Phone Franklin 58 | Fonnllars Nights, Dec. 27 and U St Continuous 60 11:30 P.M. TODAY AND TOMORROW NORMA TALMADGE With Conway Tearle, in THE ETERNAL FLAME Comedy, “False Alarm,” “King Winter.” FRANK MAYO in “Wolf Law” His Greatest Picture Yet HIGH CLASS VAUDEVILLE Second to None in City Mile. Rhea' & Co. Columbia & Vn:lor Four Bym Girls McKenna Banks & Co. Colvin & Wood Nathano Brothers CRANDALL’ APul.l.o mEA'H!:n MATINEE A TODAY — YOU REMIND MB oF by HENRY Khoudis. Conentt Organ TOMORROW — IRE: i TRDAY, VIDOR. n Aia Sunshine NEW smnofl ot & MAE MURRAY “FASCINATIO! th Near NORMA TALMADG! WAY."" BEN TURPI “HER ONLY I8 HAREM. Pkinc_nss n;‘-,r,’.-’ vna Hov SYLVIA RONMED B ING, SHUBERT ARRIC | THE WONDER SHOW OF THE UNIVERSL HURSTONE THE GREAT MAGICIAN NEXF WEEK—SEATS THURSDAY. SPECIAL XMAS MAT. AT 3 0'CLOCK. i | | ! 7 J0s.M.GAITES — PresenTs i ! | | WITH A CAST 7 < T NGIISHED PLAYERS MYSTERY—LAUGHS—THRILLS PHILHARMONIC COURSE Second Series POLIS THEATER. JOSET HOFMANN. Pianist Mme. GALLI-CURCI. » tan o Chicage Opera Murch BOSTON SYMPHONY OR- CHESTRA JASCUA HEIFETZ. Mme. CALVE, S ‘Soason prices. $15. $12.50, $10, § Mrs. Greeme's Concert Bureau. Droop's, 13th and G—M. 6493 Violinist April B. F. KEITHS VAUDEVILLE Cireutt's De Tuxe Theater BIG BARGAIN BILL The Flower of Vaudeville AUNT JEMIMA With Joe Raymond and Little Club Orchest Girls SANTOS & HAYES In “For No Eevnn At AL’ JACK WiLSON The &1 Favori Lillian Leitzel, Leavitt&Lockwood & Ca.. Jack Little, & Xendrick. Others And for tie Kiddi Ced., Thurs. Fri, Sat. Only) “A Backelor’s Christma Santa Claus, Tree and Gifts Buy Early. Phor 4434, 4485, 6823 BILLY WATSON “TOWN SCANDALS. Next week 514 Twelith St, N.W, (near 12th and ¥, Private instruction in the Fox Trot. Wali., One-Step, ete. Hours, 10 a.m. (o 10 p.ov. BALLROOM, EXHIBITION, ECCENTRIC ballet, interpretise und other forme of dancing Clags ‘and private justruction. Miss MURPH\ studic, 1022 11th n.w. " Phde Potomac 237 " Lans at any tune ¢ rates to ladies. Hrs.. PROF. AND MRS, DHAM'S, 1841 EALORAMA RD. A1l ballroom dances taught correcily. { Adams 263, We feach 3ou to lea IDAVIDON Head 1329 M n.w. % E ! Tench you to dance correctly 1n & few lesson | strictly private. Any bour. Separate studior {Class and class dance Sat. evenings. Instruc tion, 8 to 9; dancing. 9 to 12._with orchestra WEDNESDAY _ VENING __CLASS — (AD) Work). _sfonday _evening class (be 'S, 1226 Counecticut ave. sons any t results. ORD PEMBERTON Former N. ¥. Winter Garden star, partuer te Gertrude Hoffman. Mae Murray. Maude Allan aud others: lessoiis in ail stylés of dancing Studio, 1850 5 21° Gy D GLADYSE F WILBUR, No. 6 Dupont circle, Dupont studlo. Phone Franklin 1435W. Baliroom Daneing, Stage Training. _Children’s Classes. Wook Nights 8:20 to 18, . ARCADE “A Week in Toyland™ An"Exciting Sertes of “Lucky Spot” DANGES Every Night This Week i ,—A Real Live Sants Cla il awacd & movel and s wiile Giiotmes at Fach Dance