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THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. €., MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1922. Water Power Wasted Writer Scores D. C. Failure. to Harness Great Falls Current. To the Editor of The Star: AVE you ever been cold andjtribute to the cause which meant| Development ol the Great Falls hungry with just a few | their redemption, but every now and|water power for the purpcse of pro- dimes in your pocket, won- | then they come to the meetings and |ducing electricity, to be used in the dering just what you were |Felate their experiences, perhaps in|District of Columbia, has been dis- golng to do, gnowing that it you appreciation for what was done for|cussed for several years by the Sen- spent your slender cash reserve for | them, and also that the man who is{ate. Its importance as a means to food that you would have to walk the | 07 the lower strata of life may reallze | 1ight the city and government build- . L2 . e ) Tt vttt 12| [ HERE and THERE in WASHINGTON with knowledge of the value of keep- 4 THE EVENING ST ABJmhlpeluo and experienced in hl:h/ executive office. Gen. Wood stood out CAPITAL KEYNOTES w from and above all others mentioned | ing cool and being civil while one is N, D. C. for the mission; and, good soldier and | on one’s legs in a discussion. W ESEENGTON, 1922 citizen that he was, he responded| It was an old butcher who excused BY “THE MAJOR” MONDAY.....November 27, with some inconvenience to himself, |the young horse that had bolted and to the President's call to duty. smashed the cart to smithereens by ‘The interests of the University of | observing mildly, “He be not long in Pennsylvania may be put next. The|the shafts.” EMMMPP’N?WS":}‘:": institution ranks high in the educa-| In England and elsewhere are g ! “'"g,‘;:;r,. e 150 'x""’i..“.a 3 tional world, and in calling Gen. Wood | good many young horses in official Chicago Office: Tower Bul 5 into ita service it revealed a program |shafts, legislative and other. They : .. London, England. Megen e M Bagen £ 5 cKonges for keeping up with the procession.|will require careful handling. Here BY PAUL V. COLLINS, “What hath God wrought!” (Num-|in 1918. Blessed be turkens, chick- bers 23-23.) That was the first mes- ;“:;Pu":h fl’“‘“'fl"'""':‘:'ufl be— sage which traveled by cable beneath | Hiot 50 thero is enough for all the the waves of the Atlantic ocean, from | is Safety week. “Don’t get hurt,” America to Europe. All the world|even in the stomach. wondered at the marvel. Today a Al AL S greater miracle takes place and no| The great American anthem, like = = e Eeaing Stu. with the Sunday mern! oig But, in the country’s need, it pa-land there one may bolt and smash|streets all night and not have any b'-h:: th:hiumre for him, too, may hold in%l(.n:l 'l:lurn;‘sh power for rallroads | one is awed by its wonder, when it |the great American novel, is yet to jon, 13 dely by jers wil he 5 3 etter things. * and factories has been recognized. It ed m! - be rese one: wt 60 cents per mont] triotically released him for the coun-|things. money left for a cup of coffee in the Supt. Bennett is a keen psychologist would save 240.000 tons of g"““ Ee'ery brings all the hundri illion Amer- written, but at p nt the on song which, by tacit agreement, most Americans consider the national an them is Key's “Star Spangled Banner.' When its music which, through more in a century of usage has Lee: identified with Key's song, is heard every true American and certainly every American soldier stands at =a- lute. It is the music of Old Glory; it typifies that for which hundreds of thousands of American patriots have died. Francis Scott Key, the writer of that heart throb of loyalty to Amer- fca, was a Washingtonian, besides being a fervent American. He be- longs peculiarly to Washington. Mix grandson, who as an orpl reared by the good doctor- here—an artist of distinction very recently. He died abou ars ago. That artist did n. any other landscapist to devel canvas the charm of W toric scenes. One esting paintings is that of the month: Sunday only, 20 cents per month. try's immediate work. ‘We must all be a little patient with oles i1, tele 000, Collection. 13" made 1y carriers at te| As he himself would wish, Gen.|beginners. A new world s in action. «ud of each moath. ‘Wood's personal interests may be put | New agencies are being invoked. New " Rate by Mail—Payable in Advance. |last. He subordinated then; when he)methods are being applied. Men wnd morning? If circumstances should year and reduce the cost of light more { 808 to sit down together in the ever place you in this position do not :;"’ is P“""“"”ly fim": '°t_°°P° “t,r:": than 50 per cent by using waterpower | gallery of the House of Representa- give up in despalr, for on top of a|the many complex situations : "l%‘} n;, wasted instead of coal. tives to listen to the clearly audible bullding at - 622 Louislana avenue arise. A number of years ago he le ave since learned from the ex- voice of debate, the rulin of the touched the bottom; one night he|Perience of Canada and some of our J &5 M and Virginia. went to Manila, he has not consulted | women are learning new trades. northwest is a large electric sign that | O8ei2C B8 COT RS PR OB o | states that instead of paying 10 cents | Speaker upon parliamentary pro- aryland rgl them since arriving there, and is not| But they will learn. Give them nolt r;ny :u;u:leu y:;x c;lrof&l:!::zl 10‘7:;‘:1' MRS 1’_'.“ P () 53:3‘&'“35«:"1"}';o‘.‘x"'n&',?fi"{i"{ cedure, or the voice of the President likely to do so in the matter of his |time. A familiar old saw comes in pat | 32'3 0% LS00 B8 S 8 G 1Tl no ‘great tmpression upon him, butcents. If the old price of 10 cents per|Of the Unlted States—perhaps he is return home. When everything is|enough. Rome was not built in @ 4ay. | yrnion Mission is located. the warmth of the room was gratify- y::rwtfl;: :::nr: eres i::fl::m 1 one ill abed, yet he may speak from his Daily and 1 $10.00; 1 mo., 85¢ “set,” and the word is given by the|The new order the world war has de-| rpe happy, well housed thousands ing; after the services a big Taw-|the cost of fitting the “_Memus'w" ‘z he: to’ Cotnrm-, and his voice will Py unday. 1 Yr *37.00: 1 mo., 60c | proper authorities, and not until then, | creed must,take shape slowly. of Washingiontans have as a rule|boned longshoreman handed him a|produce electricity. No one would be]chO in the Rocky mouhtains, the —_—— little conception of the other side of e 00; 1 mo., 25¢ fll take up residence in Philadel- steaming hot mug of coffes, a great|likely to complain of an increase of | valleys of California, the Florida X :;s: a‘nd g;'e ‘;fls time to educational| Tegg Noi : 1ife, the seamy side, so called. Domi- [ thick slab of a sandwich with thes: e our Commmissioaem, |7 | beaches and even from the volcanoes Member of the Associated Press. {7 C 88 Noise and More Becurity. {1ile: the oen o o o o ments with | Words, “God bless you brother, 80 to| " The cost of slsctrioiy tor wx ver. | Of Hawall and the Philippines. Dis- The Assoclated Press is exclusively -nmllloa v An association of merchants in New well provisioned larders we are prone it.” This homely salutation convinced |age family in Toronto, Canada, is 89 } tance is annihilated. “The shot that L] nermise crodited York has opened war agalnst unnec- | o' loge aight of the fact that there are | Mm then and there that when a great | cons per month, By using great care| was heard around the world” has iblication patches credited to it or not othes 3 in the use of elect: - essary nolses in that city and will { those in the city who have not wuged | DI roughneck, a tough character of{ingion home ,?,:”b‘;}f“"v;p‘:”w:"_‘;o now been beaten by the softest n_this paper and a'so the local news pub- Go to It, Mr. President!, Tiued herein, Al ighte of publlcaties | 1t is authoritatively announced|endeavor to secure enactment of a|a saccessful fight In the battle of lite. | the Waterfront, could be saved there |per month, or $40.92 excess per year | Whisper. and it speaks to the cowbo: e=——————=————————m=—"2{ (0 the White House that President |1aw to prohibit the emission of need-{ The other night I dropped in at the | Must be something In it atter all}over # cents. Five thousand homes |the New York banker or the chief Harding has under consideration a i Central Union Miasion in order to|That night he knelt at the altay and e, watt lour. The Canadian| That marvel is the amplifier and | program of legistation looking to a learn how the poor and needy are |t Was not long after that that he made| commissioncrs lave harnessed Ni- | radio, which have been installed n, 1 ipeg are lighted for 1 cent|exccutive of Mexico or France. less sounds. Particularly the asso- ciation wants checked the hooting of Imotqr horns without oceasion and the ! thundering-exhaust of trucks. Such a crusade might well be stawt- ed here in Washington, which is suf- fering from this cause. There are countless noises daily that are not essential to the conduct of business or the movement of traffic. Some of them are easily curable, such as the unwarranted honking or screeching of horns and the throbbing of motor exhausts. Others call for correction by repairs to street car tracks, which bang and slap through day and night in consequence of neglect. Noise is hurtful to the nerves. It is a contributor to the sick list. The hum of a busy city may be pleasant In Memoriam and Hope. terday’s ceremony at the Di trict building. where a memorial to e e e e cared for. The Mission is supported | UP his mind that he would devote his agara Falls to produce electricity, | the House chamber. magnifying the | e Sg by voluntary contributions and the |1ife to the mving of others. \hien Is transmi miles and | power of every speaker's words and The objective sought is elimination n ghts citiex for 2 cents per kilowatt.]sending his voice broadcast across the ninety-seven children who w ’“r unnecessary costs in distribution, scanty pénhies of a few of those who * *x k¥ ,'{'XP‘!IR is 40 per less than cities in | the continent. killed during the past vear in acei-! o ipe ena that the producer may get are able to partly pay for a night's {Michigan. just across the Detroit| We cannot realize. yet. what revolu- dents wax dedicated. appropriately | 1on 110 e congumer pay less. lodging and a warm, wholesome meal “s; S ek ing! It is under the direct control of a opens saf_et) \u-el-\ in Washington.{ g, .h a program, worked out and Though this altar is only temporary.inaqe effective, would confer ines- hundred or more churches in this city. i B It is governed by a board of directors, | Toad from Texas, who at the present end will soon be removed. it should re-| iable benefits upon the American main in the memories of all the.peo-| ,.5p16 and win for the administration while the actusl work of conducting | time appears before board of trade, the big task is under the direct su- | chambers of commerce and other like ple of the capital permanently imperishable fame. Let him succeed, pervision of John S. Bennett, super- | institutions and Installs collecting The sacrifice of ninety-seven YOUNg| ;g gemocratic cheers will be as intendent, and his good wife, who is in | systems. The word of God.-a clezn lives to carelessness in this city is a{y . o0 o enoge which come from charge of the children's home at 1207 | bed and & hot meal constituted the shocking waste. It is needless. A lit-},, . .publican hosts. Ol1a H. C.’of L. 1st street northwest. E first steps in his return to prosner;!:n tle thoughtfulness, a little precaution, { s n, respecter of persons and shows T Another cha, dishenrtened and with- less haste, more consideration on allf,, b, tisan favoritism when it comes TAND outside of the mission doors | 3.5 [IEPT SEmS OTS B :.y Sietins sides, would have saved these lives.| youeezing the dollars out of the and you will see, long before the 2 In some cases the vietims themselves | ° (ST TN T 1o C were to blame for their own deaths. [ "¢ g \ay can be devised for reduc- later they secured 2 job for him. His D O o 2nd| kit of tools consisted of a peuknite, == 2 2 a screwdriver, a pair of pliers and a rushing headionz into danger. ln“ng by even 10 per cent the costs of | to the ear of the incurable urbanite | MOFtals who realize that there Is a| oniey wrench. In & small job he ather cases they were victims of thel i iurion, splitting the savings|who counts profits in every beat of | P12°® W"""",‘.‘“" °;,;"' welcome i | ;1290 good, the war came and the rash and reckless conduct of others. |gey, gy between producer and con- | the air, but it takes its victims to the | gy, u'f;,:;",:,";,;d' o G:d"'::l‘,l:‘“h( “ | Shipping Board appreciating his tal- Sufety in the streets calls for caref , mo " 1o benefits to the American |hospitals and to untimely graves. fh:-"" v strnnogely Rt c‘(‘_x“"‘ ents, took him on. At present he cc- ides. Ti s s - | cupie: excellent position with a on both sides. The motorist must} . .1. would be so. enormous that| There is an old story about .the|gregation. Plain truths are uttered,| " o> 2% P realize that his machine is a potential | v . : gation. | nationally known concern. He and b s o tial | o cen the most exaggerated sums the [ New York man who went to a country | stripped of flowering phrases, R e R Killer whenever it is driven so rapidiy | ,,ponents of ship “subsidy” are talk- | town on a business visit and found | carrying conviction, recited by men | galow In New Jersey, but on a eer- that it cannot be stopped within a);1e Jpaut would look like 30 cents.|the hotel so dismally and disturbing- | who have been rescued from a fate | taiy date he and his wife Jourmes 1 very short distance. especially at}co oyl the benefits end there.|ly quiet that he hired a boy to run|Worse than death itself. For those|\rasnington to celebrate, in tha tccal crossings and in crowded places. The | or SO0 L T 0T cons were |up and down the hall through the pedestrian. young and old. must |, " ,¢ ag gistributors would per-|night with a couple of tin cans tied realize that the margin of safety inje ;.. pecome producers in order to|to a string to soothe him to sleep by the streets is narvow, and that while{,; " nere would be an increased |the reminder of the elevated railroad who are hungry there {s plenty of | iscion the anniversary of his re- &00d thick, nourishing hot soup, bread | gemption. These are but a few exam- most drivers are careful others “"‘lvoxume of production and more goods | racket. That man, if he ever lived, not. and the machine that approaches | would have lived longer if he had had and coffee. It is free and after the|ples of the wonderful work tazt is services have been concluded those |peing done every day in this city. z 5 > i in the common pool for consumption. may be driven by onc of the latter. less nolse in his ears. It is difficult to the point of impos- A perfectly quiet city is. of course, who desire to partake repair to a| Mrs Bennett, who has charge of the dining hall in the rear of the chapel. | children’s home, is a dynamic person <ibility to restrain children from impossible. Yet inasmuch as most moving quickly. They are naturally traffic nowadays is rubber-tired, town Should there be any present, and it i8 | with a kindly soul, and i you want to a rare exception when there Is not,| gee eyes brighten visit the children's who need a place in which to rest|emergency home, and watch the kid- thelr weary frames, they ascend a|gies when she arrives. This home is : g flight of stairs and apply at the of- |, shelter for children. It is alwavs impulsive. and they are prone to dart| "y o, pig job the President has|life should be much quieter than it |fice. Should one be particularly opu- | gpen. it never turns away a child in forth from the safety of the sidewalks! 1109 pue that the job is there|it. Safety week is a good time to et having a dollar or more in his|need of its protection. Mothers and into the dangers of the pavements | ing to be done ali students of | consider means of suppressing need. | PoCket: he proudly places upon the |children in temporary distress are al- :‘::h:,f:m"":",‘l,m:';:';v "i "'""‘r 3¢ | economics are agreed. A system of |less noises. If there were less bang- ;‘,‘,‘:,"'."'dif,.°§Z‘§’.,.‘§"°.§‘.,";“:{,Z,’,,,f‘" ZAySicared [or AItimusl indeed. b o0 Youns Lo xnow the nature of the | gistribution which. like Topsy. hasing in the streets peoble would bel g 15 without funds he gets a bed | 2l(JinE to thase whose contribu- rigks they fake when they venture ., . orowed” is bound to be un-|less nervous and everybody would be tionsihave madefthishworkanotsiBle, Into the streets. The elders who drive Y JastithejsameisndibresEtast.fitoo i (o o e T scientific and wasteful. Its glm:lnw safer. the morning. I % et e e U o) Aot [Liconsistencies aneappazantitofcy sy There are a number of prosperous | HE story of ‘the magnificent work rmanage their machines with this fact | MOUSeWite every day. When products citizens of this city who owe their performed by the Central Unlon » which require no manufacture or “come back” to the helping hand that | Mission fs a serial that runs for 365 Semind processing of any kind cost in the was outstretched In welcome to them |days in {he year. Tt is a story that wfiaif:t3;‘:;:‘!:'1?2:!(11;:0?;:»2- :: city markets four or five times what on the day or night when they felt | you cannot write, you have to see it, essary. It would be well if @ picture the producer receives for them some- of the children’s memorial were pasted | (NP8 12 Tadically wrons and eries upon the windshield of every machine | °3¢ fOF @ remedy. The man who fnds| Clemenceau is one of the world's herating in_ this oity. o that the|this remedy will be conceded title 10| yeteran statesmen whose words com- i ) Al i Saaiat and i ar J conatructive statesmanship of the| .53 close attention. But he is not g first rank. the sunny humorist that our own 3 local institution has been the means of saving many. For in- stance, a six-foot-two knight of the river, pay The Increased use of | tionary effect such an invention will hydro-electricity in the province of | mean to civilization. All business Ontarfo has cut down the consump- | methods were changed by the intro- tion of coal yearly 6,000.000 tons. The | duction of the telephone, less thani{ous by the building of t bridge across the Potomac river. Tha' & bridge originally took its na the Key bridge, in memory of F Scott Key of Star Spangled er fame. It is a fitting tribute, upon the identical site of his former home That was its official name. and ax such appears upon all the blue prints of the original designs for bu the bridge. But at one session of Con gress some congressman in hastily writing a rider to an appropriation bill providing funds to continue the erection of the bridge, then far ad- be appointed United States senator to|vanced in construction, forgot the * officlal name of the bridge and re- ferred to it only as the bridge con- necting Virginia with Georgetow Ever since then there has been con- . fuslon as to the correct nd the perpetrator of the change liberatey defended the new name. s in honor of George, th her of His Country, instead of recognizing that Georgetown was named before Wash- ington was prominent. and that i does honor to another George—th King of England—whose acts caused the separation of the American col- onfes from their mother country by the revolution. Americans certainly will prefer to honor the singer of American patri- otism rather than the memory of George 111, and considerable freling has been stirred up in the organiza- tion of the Daughters of the Amer- ican Revolution and other patriotic societies, demanding the rcinstate- ment of the original name, the Ke bridge. aggregate production for the year|half a century ago, but the amplifier 1923 is expected to be 1,400,000-horse- | and radiophone will make even a power. more radical change than did the Statements which I have made are{ telephone. They will eventually an- confirmed in the report made on all | nihilate the telephone, when svery properly conducted hydro-electric { man will carry his own radiophone, Plants operating in the United States | as he carries his watch. Already a and in other countries. Washington boy, with his radio upon ‘Washington has one of the finest|his bicycle, has opened a new vista and best located waterfalls in the{in distance of communication while country, and yet her citizens are | pursuing his charged 10 cents per kilowatt hour|) g na neasorimleasucy. for electricity. Why not develop the Eiiiin waterfall for the production of elec-{ The possibility that a woman will tricity? “There are too many power- ful interests against {t,” says the senator from Nebraska. ' “Objections serve the balance of the Newberry must be removed and they will be|term _strikes consternation in th removed,” he continued. The writer e has learned the temper of the people. They are often patient when. being | TePresentative. It is especially ter- robbed, but there is always a limit. [ rorizing to Representative Frank D. !\Nllcr power, which if used would!Scott, for, as a boy, he was taught in heart of more than one Michigan fave the people millions of 3 s allowed to go to waste, * COU2T® | school by the lady who Is now under (st would the full power of the | consideration for the Senate. and he alls converte: into electricity be|just knows thai worth to the city? First, it would give {l'hisnerlnx e ciien him. 'fi"p;mf: light to the buildings and streets of {after the House adjourns. Great the city and suburbs. It would allow | Scott! Suppose she should punish hir each family to heat part of its home |in the good old way, with shingle! at very low cost. It would drive our ? = tr{on:y cars and electric motors pari gy of the year at least. It would sup-| Are you tired? 1f you are train- ply power for factories and light the adaition 1ately proposed along the| NS to become a nurse—walk ten south side of the river from Great|™MileS to get rid of “that tired feel- Falls to Alexandria, even to the|ing.” That is the prescription ad- homes of Washington. ministered t If the water power wers fully de- o alighe o S micas far veloped electricity could be fur-{°0¢ of the Washington hospitals, nished at a discount of 60 per cent |and. strangely cnough, the prescrip- and the profits would then pay th tion roves aquite successful. coat of the development without tax- D! 2 seamtul| SThe { Thus standards of living would be in- creased, and all the people made { healthier and happier and more con- tented. =i One of the most commendable acis ever committed by the American Federation of Labor is its refusal to participate with the International Federation of Tradcs Unions in blanket agrcement that in case of war, no matter what the cause, ail labor would go on strike. Of course the workingman—skilled and unskilled—has reason to hatc war. Still greater reason to hate the makers of war. So does every man who has ever served at the front or given a son to his country’s defense But not yet has the American work- ingman allied himself with the slack ers, who. for selfish purposes would fail in the country’s defense in the fact of attack. ing the people. This is not a mere | YOUNE ladies discovered on a road guess. It has been tried many times | map just where on the road was all over the world. The average|the five-mile point; they m: home would save $10.92 a vear. and > mae Ahe the city_the price of 240,000 tons of ; coal. 1 understand that private ({ hike with rosy cheeks and beating capital is ready to u;u lh‘; ta‘llls':l pulses. They are now so enthusiastic a fair price, harness it and sell the e eleciricity at a reduced price. But|SVCT the Rew Jesson, Lhat they want the city cannot afford to part with i1} "yt 50414 be a great thing to start any price. The experience of e e RS itormient other citles would not justify its sal oK e iyes soliongian we‘h:;;':’?;hmfl and €om- | round of homekeeping. Of course, petent Commissioners. 1a pedometer might indicate that WM. H. H. PHILLIPS, Ph. D. {g,me had siready done ten miles indoors; but {hat ‘is just the point e o . What they need is outdoors and sel Links Up Vivisection forgetfulness in breathing pure air and seeing nature in its charming | freedom from dreary cares. With Dark-Age Torlnres' To the Editer of The Star In every generation of our race there have been peopie who have taken upon themselves the task of * ok ok ok A loan to Liberia implies a future burden. Yet Liberia needs the money, and the spirit of popular liberality is always abroad. Why-not make it a Bift? of these men and women not only con- | won't let go. EDITORIAL DIGEST Fall of Wirth Cabinet Was Due to | nation is notT:l least temporarily e abandoned.” ew York World | pushing the world alonz. Hence, trials. belicves that “the surprising thing Indus about the Wirth cabinet was that it |&radual and perpetual progress. The Agreeing that it was the influence | lasted so long. The real cause of the | horrible tortures of the middle ages;: of Hugo Stinnes and his group of in- |downfall is almost certainly the in-|inflicted upon actual or suspm;ted{ rather than desertion by |Creasing power of the great indus- . iminals in order to force confes-| trialists under ! i c he Department of the soctalists, which was mainly ve- | Stinnes. Cermans s ae onnroby Of lsions from them were abolisheq | direct control of the Dep side of hell. i i i diery are not crimi- 'or the downfall of the|her rope. In the next few { through earnest. compassionate work- ! Agriculture. But patriotic soldier: " ;::::m:.b:n:, editors are divided |the eh.';lce will have to be m.'fi‘.f"é'e“.’eers. But in our own day many evils| \ith the price of turkeys so ex-,nals, though they slay. Burglary, 100. = ist which need to be remedied. is & crime, yet the householder who | whether the mew chancellor will be |(¥een, & catastrophe and a settle- fexiat which need to be remedied. | Jorbitant, no wonder somebody has {18 & CRmE SE (06 MO G Cr nal better, if, indeed, he| There 1 ;- i ence and the obsession of prolonging |sought a way to “adulterate” the |y uch he kill the intruder. The pol- nha‘: “:."K WI:!I: had tried his|in the ovents len?eunp ?L'Slfl"é‘r’}'.’.', human life, is a direct cause of In-|pyre stuff. The result of this mon-|troon who fails to protect his family can do as well. the Baltimore Sun is convinoed, be- |concelvable suffering to thousands of | o oiry_a chicken with a turkey|—he is the dcspicable criminal and best to meet the requirements of the, cayge “it is not unwalcome to, the|Poor. defenseless and innocent ani- |30 {75yt to increase the profit|coward. So is the slacker in war. The allies, and at the same time protect|big business interests who have|mals. The fundamental axiom of hu- | J08%, % o jers, while its uncanny|A. F. L. is not in that class and re- the German working classes, and it|never appreciated his efforts to make [ manity is entirely forgotten, ae Well| (o p\pination gives one a feeling of | fuses to be misinterpreted through s d that the new min- | Yested wealth bear the chief burden |as the truth that “we live in deeds i) jiency as to whether he is notjany international ailiance. seems to be agree of reparations. Dr. Wirth's resigna- {not in years: in thoughts. not in| S0R SN Toy, 0y re * * %% tstry will meet with opposition, prod- | tion not only indicates something of | breaths; in feelings, not in figures fsccing & WEVTRTT o o . ably passive at the outset, when it .}:ne d:menlc \discord in Germany— 0','“;2; de"'"‘i,'wm neni declaseritber T stiIl It bird or devil. Senator Caraway wants 1o ;\n oft The illness of Rudyard Kipling per- | tries increasing the length of the no:;:t"ce‘:-:’."n 'h;h?"fiah;l"éflnfl' 101 nearly all the torturing experiments| Tell me, are you as tough as you the heads of all ‘th: : ”’:’,‘_ |:x“ i mits & generous tendency to regard work day at the demand of the bus! best to mt'u"ad requirements, said to be executed for the welfare {1ook. If so let us cross the cran-|and “do it now"! !f s impati :! © e R S that no amount of external preseiss |of mankind give but uncertain re-{perries with the onions. the potatoes | ;o jong wait until March 1. Perhaps Sults. One thing is certaln. that they | with the celery, the raisins with thel 1€ O0F VO 00 0 0 aureea some of his recent utterances merely < < troyed the Wirth min- | Will for the time being wring any- 5 as symptoms, l-tf;‘n""mn:‘.:r?:':n?eohlc:xo News in | thing tangible from a country new |expunge the primary laws of mérey | grape juice—no that Is going too far. |um. ol Mt ey fot s * ¥ ¥ ¥ | Have you a little turken in your home? You will need one for| 4 few days ago a lady candidate for Thanksgiving dinner. What is a|Congress anmounced s part of her turken? It is a cross between a|platform that she would seek t jwar by “making war a crime her dear unsophistication the round trip and returned from |her| that life was at its lowest ebb. Many | and when you do, it grips you and it ways remember its meaning. 1t may be that the Harding admin- | Chaunces M. Depew is. oimatteriwhat rales ?rn w”"en'!i!lrhflfln will not achieve all it sets there will be those who violate them. cut to accomplish, but the public will ‘who take chances and cut to tke finest = Ppoint the marzin of safety. No matter | "0t ¢XPect too much. The fact that T earaful 1 mroat mmiority ame it even has undertaken to climinate he greal majority are.i . Gieering and the wastes in distrl. the reckless minority will continue tn;b & Sl Lalatautiihe tmoat leons cause additions to the death ronj ooon W marked by the memorial in front of forting and hopeful thing that could the District building. The present]come t0 the average man. problem is to reduce that minority. through lessons, by effective pleas, by Debs on Bolshevism. Denalties if necessary. Eugene Debs, released from prison Washington's real “Safety week”|by executive clemency, after incarcer- should be 365 days long. The prayer | ation for violation of the sedition law of all today is that a vear hence there | during the war, is evidently not in a will be far fewer victims to commemo- | chastened mood. He made a speech rate than the ninety-seven for whom'ynmerday in Chicago, on the occasion the marker dedicated vesterday is de-|of a meeting in honor of a visiting signed. French socialist, that shows that he {is “unreconstructed” despite his im- prisonment. One of his utterances calls for es- ‘There may be some doubt in the minds of European militarists whether there will be any “next war” unless America can be induced to finance it. turkey and a chicken, of course. It was on exhibition in the poultry show | o000 (%50 V™ Sice™ ¢ recently held at the Coliseum, o\'er!und throughout the tribal savagery i { wi v anythi c but i e war has never been anything elsc bu Center Market, which market is under { war has never been anyining ciee Vi ‘The Army has at last defeated the Navy at foot ball. Luck cannot al- ways run one way. Sir Thomas Lip- ton should take heart. —_——te————————— New Brunswick, N. J., has become famous, but the commercial pros- perity involved is temporary and sub- Ject to reaction. America and Canada. A tide has turned. A few years ago | g 5 and humanity. Just for a moment summing of it all up is that we the somewhat startling announcement | Pecial attention. Declaring his con- N e dismissing the soclalistic respons N s ozentas) A i, Thelfer us place ourselves mentail ‘“[2?’ have Thauksgiving hash. and mindtul of the oriiolK ey was made that American farmers in | tinued hatred of war—in which he is) One difficulty about a secret treaty | pILY R0 FOSRCO"E crisin for some | Fosignation the bringing neafér of | the situation of these poor animmals | contrast its luxury with the Thankes | SO0 SV is the impossibility of keeping 8o im- | tjioe The News is convinced that the | the clash between the soclalists ana |Temembering that they are sentient ing dinner the boys got in P joined by practically every American —he said: Out of the war one great good came, quite unexpected to the ruling classes of the world. That was the soviet re- public. ‘The “ruling classes” of this country are the people thereof, the men and numbers were leaving the northwest for Canada. The explanation had it that land in Canada was cheaper, crop Yields were larger and prices of all kinds better than on the American side. ‘What? Americans surrendering their o lves, sus- rtal 18 ready to,com- |non-socialists and a “continuance of | Creatures and. like ourselves, et » TIhaEielee Tevoration. and antil home | OVeT: : K B BB A S SRR el S e Sl il i B4t S8 “Uncle Joe” a Keen bargainer Elkhart 'rut! 0 reason tc expect 2 . The Sultan of Turkey is the con-| Snteptalned by Lhe &t that ~the |any 'definite developments in. the|mutilated animal lingers and expires. hat amount of untold, unknown spicuous figure in & personally con.|conviction is growing among the Ger. ;‘.fl:‘,‘&:;"‘{{'fi"flfi:‘g’"“:‘-{m‘:f cher | Tnd unutterable misery is there! We When It ComeS tO Ovel‘coats ugo Stinnes and ducted safety movement. e e aneios are delib. | Germany needs Stinnes, which is one |have compassion, and rightly so. on ose thi v ind who may have to citizenship for such considerations? | Women who vote. To them, save in a ———————— erately pr?mol:nghhlfll.tlgltl’ ;9!-;:::‘::. :gt'-bh. o ! In, A t‘r:;: m:ym:r m{ ::5! ro‘to n;:lnl;:*l:}.n"o"' wh{ch A St ing the Stars and Stri very few Instances, the Russian so- a monopoly of 6 coul = ace the! bet ally lasts but minutes. But with our iwapping tripes for .SHOOTING STARS. D ces” but the Truth, on its | Placs for him {s in the government, e baniacsictis ihometimes is the tribute of]aEainst himself when it comes to per- where he would surel part, think is d-,-eh';o“;t;l::l;; smash, or in the oppositi "% 0r | question of hours, days and even OTABLE the Union Jack to increase the figures | Viet is anathema. Mention bolshevism weeks. esteem and affection whic of a bank account? The news caused ! to an American and the chances are h|sonal outlay. He is notoriously & “to evade repa: BY PHILANDER JOHNSON. D tight wad” regarding himself, closes ‘Wirth it must be recalled. the Water- a sheck. easily a hundred to one that he will e Water e P71 ¥ Onty an animal™ With this phrase e Jot Cacnonimasire £ . bury Republican says, that ‘he made |} 55 ¢nge e lkeli- " Diteous cries and its wail of death pgle as the proverbial bark on the tree. Th vesterday's Star appeared a spe- | instantly denounce it as something| o A Performer. an earnest effort to carry out the im- | p05¢, (8t (e political parties can |15 PUSEG X104 Ui this torture under celved from his colleagues |85 the Proverbla? DATK oh e 1reer cial from Ottawa stating that for|unclean, despicable and dangerous. I've heard the orchestras that play |Ppossible, and in general he has been | w, i4:News fears that. ~the onie | the erroneous idea of prolonging hu-|in Congress and his other friends s e e e G e o the allied govern- ! 3 months past Canadian-born men in| Debs sadly 'mistakes American! The music mos’ sublime. o B0 Ty 0r Fealgnation also em- tion of Germany bids fair to become {man lite! In realify She 'mobleat. | upon his return to the capital to re-; % W7 CREEIEL T IUTH s daughter. Tumpers{bave jheeniie uing nome for | Rentinent ybicu i s biseRtovel | Lvepistenedioithe batdisoizay; In the opinion of the Fort | [Lo0, &0 ey presonic s s uni|acts the best: ; sume his leglsla- | e Cannon. expostulated with bim. the. United States. The figures given |his reloase’ £ an act of grace, but) In syncopated chime. Which Germany saffered when Walter | WATNINE spectacle to' those” Ameri. || 1n writing ihese lines hope Is with: N e vties Heiialy, at first, then insistently and ére ten thousand a month for five|which will not deplore it as unmerit- | And when the wintry breezes blow | Rathenau was assassinated.” Wirth's | 318 who would split the people of |in my heart. ¢ looxs ailitle b“lflmlly emphatically. until he cou- this country into ‘blocs’ my hxmble and feeble voice may be j? = ‘k “met with approval generally, 2 frailer since he RS E montbeTargelfisireniphentic injcon; et Helmavien) oRjiass Il ST Eeschy A crossith feldajoibown, The St. Paul Dispatch holds, in su e amon e O e i e Washington | ented to B0 himself to a clothing sidered that Canada is, and has for | Ing peace and condemning war, with- | Sweet music's played by good old Mo.| gesting that he may yet have to r The Etiquette Revival Slead the cause of our dumb friends 190 | store and select an overcoat. He some time been, playing for immi-|out offending, but if he picks up the! Who shakes the furnace down. yme office as “he ‘was apparently 2 P o ‘companions. It is our bounden last summer, wouldn't think of letting any one else srants from overseas thread of the speech which, he says, g making a straightforward attempt to | sAccording to many signs and rumors | 315, °05* e every possible eftort | | 3 cause he was not| 5% IO et would not be in ac- = = 3 et the allied claims.” there is & Teviving inte . , af- S The lure, it seems, is the high wage | he began at Canton, Ohlo, and ended | There is & rhythm and a clink ™The fall of this cablnet em hasizes, | etiquette. SR AR e U e D : ;:"&";,::m: %5 | cordance with his independence. scales in American cities. Young men | at Atlanta and continues to denounce| That fill me with content, in the view of the Houston Chronicle, RICHARD SHIPMAN. i The salesman showed him & coat which he fancied and which fit him to stability is the keynote | genuine and general interest in bet- Conveying what I truly think that “German d y s this government and to exalt the vile of European stabilis TMany | ter manners or chiefly on the ability, in particular are yielding to the land in his auto- temptation, and flocking acr thing established at Moscow, he will| Is warmth of sentiment. o bankrupt, or bolshevik, and every | amounting to genius, of the adver- o ) . his easy-going satisfaction. 3 Yorder seking larger pay smvelopes | atouse a public feeling that may |Thoush virtuost come and go grost Buropsan government wil fnd | elaors of books on etiqustte is not yet Prickley Pear’s Juice moblle, but bit|row muchr was Cncle Jocs A = n chaos, - | quite clea: n either case there is no sp! 5 ¢ tion. The Stars and Stripes looks good to|climax in a demand for his return to{ AS publics smile or frown, anoce for the politicia: flGg Sarm to be done, and much good, by as Fuel for Motors Taed, as it prom- u.\‘l(';h:ul‘::! :-:;p:;i:r:;:u fon. them, end they are coming in quest|the seclusion of the penitentiary. Each morn I cheer for good old Mo, |gogues that are capitalising ""-f laying a little more emphasis than s o bl nly $85,’ A ‘ s - ‘Who shakes the furnace down. unrest, a large part of the ToeRon®la| we have had in recent years on the| . iy with a sense of relief that we 5 Tp in the air he went. “Why,” he of the “kale. —cr s = bility for Chanocellor Wirth's fall, and | 5, ¢ward signs.of good breeding. read of “a new motor spirit” made quenchable while: . ;" |\ er paid more than $30 for The American agricultural hegifa| A new party would necessarily de- has been checked. The Canadian in-|pend on a spirit of dissatisfaction like- dustrial hegira has begun. And yet|ly to demand still another new party there are Americans who try to per-| when the one established began to suade themselves that there is little | age a little. worth while left at home, and that the] for such events as may ensue, SUll| gy} 1 the outward signs were the Enforcement. rest with allied rollcy. 1¢_the blind | wnole story there would be lttie ho “"”";"'1““3. Der::dlnlnm :f_l’ ollrl;: “UNCLE J0E» It flm&h AR “I hope. the fact that the wets|scramble for spoils continues, If back-{ for those seeking perfection in the | Shemicals” reportes 8, cu0 T (FOT oty stair trading I allowed to g0 on, if ] a1t of etiquette. One might memorize|South Africa to th Tt o5 | untarily winding up fifty years serv- showed strength in your state does|the promise of a new order is ignored, | 3 thousand ruies governing the little | Commerce at W. cr:)trlr%:-l" 2 :dtrhe arked by constant not affect your belief that prohibition | who can predict that another Musta- | details of daily life and yet come up |t0 be odorless, noh-corrorue, BIC TAC | ice In Congress, m: t 7 pha Kemal will not emerge from the | ggainst a situation reguiring knowl- | Qual or better of gasyiie ' BOWE | gevotion to duty, by courage and i some | HaRUaD Lake reglon, o A 'ihe traa. | 0088 Of § thousand-and-first rule, not A e ave been got out of it in &|fortitude. He has had his ups and me | ern Europe wi " yet learned. To cheer the despairing, - nd that ai ine his victorles and defeats. d Mr. So and So, and Several motion picture stars mak ¢ Constaninople repeated?” There | six-cylinder car, a | opns RIS e e : P! @ | unregenerate districts,” replied Sena- |¢dy o ol let it be known. that there is one Sim- | Using it can be started in cold Now as he is soon to retire to private ;. w1 give vou & $30 coat.” Mean- . teo Is & question, as the Grand Rap: |ple rule which applies to almost all 'cjlr:a:nu:::‘ m?hk:na‘ lti:re::-“c:ht: e (e nets e toce; g:«%’nh?;:l' e v il Fne otite tormaliiies ot Tifs, “iat ls Ve oringbok! That is the name | life and be out of the daily sight of| ;s ghe arranged that the salesman what they need is a scenario. ment BT aa more than Wirth, Wilheim | the_ old. amillar rule of doing tof 3 e now spirit, which seems, Trom | those.with whom he has assoclated | ;entioned should fit him with & suit- Cuno, the new appointee, doesn’t 100k { yoy —Lima Republican Gazette. the reports, to be a benevolent one,| auring the time of their service inj{.yje coat and price it at $30, the a coat in my life” and he took the garment off, going out of the store ripping and snorting at profiteers. He duly reported the incident at home, still indignant. His daughter soothingly said, “Well, you go back l thing to do is to sell out and go away! The reckless motorist makes every street corner a deadly grade crossing. Jud Tunkins says his idea of a diplo- | promising. In the chsos only one — indeed. : the House they seem to be showing|,,, to be duly made up. He did SR & o seems certain. When the m: A hick town is one where th -{ A prickly pear has been rather tend- | the lance y ke pdea-teanardWood: callx-“{l'gdule = zK lt(ll ut ‘:vmme n;n‘l“! T e e Jority ‘and independent socialist Dar- | pis etiil have faith in meciel etiveny | 1ng "o overrun South Africa lately,|an especial tenderness and affection|yq supplying him with an 385 coat. From Manil empite” [doey, not sulficertos keep 1t | ahiin. - ties reunited they sounded the death |gtamps.—Duluth Herald, soCit would be a judgment on it if|for the old Roman. Without his be-| Next day Uncle Joe breezed into the outiofiholanote s 1l of communism. There is no — a1 use could be found for it. ot S oatiath < e . The Conclusion. Eoason 1o fear that Germany will turn] “Bobbed halr must go.* say hair- | **Fh yeport a4ds that = plan for the | INE made aware of 1 T 17 oot 7| Capitol at the Senate end and bumped Detectives came, detecti ‘went, bolshevik in the present crisis.” But' dressers. n’t they mean long hair | manufacture of springbok motor under the ey rec! into Senator *“Jim' atson o 2 res 2 the real issue ears to the Water- |must come?—Little Rock (Ark.) Ga-|gpirits, with a capacity of 2,000,000 | solicitude and attention from his as-| giana. ‘With methods most quick-witted. loo Tribune to be that “the indus- | gette. gallons, or one-sixth “the need of|}sociates and friends. He goes plug-| «pyello, Uncle Joe; you have a new Governor General Leonard Wood will not be able to take up his new duties ‘as provost of the University of Pennsylvania until the latter part of February. and possibly not until con- { Learning the Ropes. The new house of commons begins X . to make the social- — has been established, . siderably later in the spring, accord- But this was ell the news they sent:| {r!als 85 tying o make, U8 WOUL | uy am only % babyr” exclatmea|SOuth Africa, 4. | ging along, in his independent Wa¥.|coae?: To& to the best avallable Information | Dusiness breezily. There are many( A crime has been committed.” ey, Bp.” & which the Brook- | Clemenceau when he ‘met Chauncey T D iy "prise. supsian. | with his old slouch hat at one angle | “wyes iv's all right” Eeres 2 : R bl l‘“: in °°';m":'°"vh‘:”"lr'-=':’ . lyn | 24ds that ‘not until the | Depew, Then a French actress kissed | Haily lower than that of asoline. [on his head and his cigar at another| «How much did you pay for it o ) ; onse French peo; s = . Hej i} & antel asaumytion e ciche fesfjIcok Mrouniiasilexiatstors STneis Courting Destruction. - . Dater Philadelphia Record. > “Welcome as this may be we vet|angle in his mouth. He may think| -Thirty dollars. and that was 3 resent revanche “What was the jury’s verdict?” ;:I‘I.cy“ e':'teer‘: :nh; gop- "ot stabilis. he is alone, but he never is. There 15| enough. surroundings are strange, and until S=—— ompounds and syn: “Suleide,” replled Cactus' Jos. “He |ing government or policies in central| A “secret census” reveals 500 boot- | Of mixtures, CompOtnCe MAC, YL ! aiways somebody alongside or in the| i) give you $40 for it right now.” they become familiar with them and governor general will not relinquish his duties in the Philippines until all Interests have been consulted and |with their duties and obligations they | was so reckless as to try to use a EYRPS, o Lo e ton, DIC ¥Nowltor gasoline off the mar- | offing who Is looking out for him. “You are on, Jim." said Uncle Job. harmonized. may be expected to trip occasienally. |marked deck in @ Crimson Gulch|“with the more or less passive re- |on the dry side of Congress.—St. Louis ::,;;"':f”‘;’e:‘:m': ;‘:{; But this did not start out to be a|stripping off the coat while the sen- The country’s interests may be put} The cable reports that some of the |poker game.” > i glfilnncel nr%r:‘ o‘f' :'rkg;::l-ed. in- | Post-Dispatch. upplies,’ of this geniai| “sob story,” so brush away the moist- | ator counted out the four tens. They tes are disposed to be a little b AR teased him about it for awhile, un- first. They prevailed when Gen. Wood -mys — base .of the New York Globe, even um:gh it] The study of bifds is reputed to have fluid before planting our|yre and listen to a good one. Mr. teyms with the | solved accepted the Philippine assignment. and ugly in interrupting speak-{ “De man da! his. own. worst{ “m to the problem. of aerial.naviga- rings garden in prickly pears| connon. who is one of the most|til the senator returned the coat. But . The need was for a first-class man, | ers, much to the annoyance-of their | enemy,”; sald- Uncle Eben, “"l'fll_' that ....,.g’m"‘ e T ?M%”fly%m mi‘m‘fi'm" ; generous of men In expenditures for |they say that Uncle Joe still groans itn must follow if the attempt to “a this dnce great ' News. Sy, - his family, seems to have & grudge at the thought of that $35. familiar with the situation in the |leaders, who are men of ability and ble of bein’ & friend to anybody.”. .