Evening Star Newspaper, November 27, 1922, Page 32

L4 1 TODAY'S AMUSEMENTS. NATIONAL—H. B. Warner, in “Bull- dog Drummond,” performance at 8:20 pm. POLI'S—“Hayseed: or, the Villain| _ Still Pursued Her,” at $:30 p.m. GARRICK—Fay Bainter, in “The Painted Lad at 8:30 p.m. ‘Abie’s Irish Rose,” new, isn't it™" asked the young fellow. v -1 “Naw.” replied the old-timer. ade. nn Pennington, vaude-| 3 e N back in 1872 I kn man_in Massachusetts who built Thrill” | gwn coffin and lined it with asbesto : S 2 . Jr., ‘0SMOS—“Just Married,” vaude- el ‘a’ R "e. at 3, 6:30 and 9 pm. o STRAND—Whiteman's “Romance of hm Orchestra,” vaudeville, at 2:30 | Old Inhabitant—TI ¢ G ches hogs ran loose on Pennsylvania avenu Gl o Young—Inhabitant—That's _nothin AVETY—_Billy Wats they ride on the street cars now. t, urlesque, a : JOHN DAVIS, 2 64 I street narthwest. .« e Most graciously worn “ex—" that of Mrs. Felton. T. H. HEATH, The Pasadena. | io “Beef 8:15 Watson's and r P IH\ /TO—Retty Compson and Bert . in “To Have und To Hold v, 5 E o s . Darky (at Palm Beach)—I pushed | '1George Washington in this chair. Passenger—You mean Booker T. Darky-—Well, I didn’t know which ‘d one of the Washington boys it was.! N WYCK REED, IRIA—Rodolph Valentino, in 235ty strcecinontieat, R L3035, %] Teacher (severely)—Can you tell! ime why, if 1 am called from the room for @ moment, 1 return tp find the class in an uproar. Pupil (timidly)—Please, it's because | you wear rubber heels. 10:40 am., 1, 3:13, CITY NEWS IN BRIEF. { The National Press Club will fea- 4. H. NASON, ture “Ship Subsidy night” tomorrow, 92 Cottage street, Everett, Mass. % c'clock. Homer Ferguson, president .. af Newport News Shipbuilding Com-|On flivver boobs let us make wa pans, and Senator Floteher will dis.|We don't want them around any more. Ry i L § There's no use in talking, Suss the measure. Semator Ranadell| pets malie them try walking, 1 it Ct So long as our rights they ignore. {1z WILLIAM D. CROUCH, 310 A street morthwest. Kallipolis _Grotto Band and Drill | “orps will give a Thanksgiving dance § Friday at New Willard THE Dithy Pavagraphs A class in Amerk-an “history had ifor its subject the 7 street southwest. | Abraham Lincoln. ? the lesson a bright boy why did Abraham Lincoln an remember Whl'\‘{;medm; personality behind a full| eard? Teacher, The recent Pullman car robbery at Unlon station no doubt was com- mitted by a dentist. From all indica- | tions he gave the porter gas and then | proceeded to clean the uppers and lowers. 1400 Flll'rmom sl‘rcet northwest. Tourist (nnuclng flelds of corn on | mountainside) —How do_you | there with a wagon to bring e corn own? Mountaineer—We _don’t |down in a wagon. We bring it down jin jugs. Willie saw the Army-Navy | That night, when he€™said his prayers, he put “snap” into God bless mamma, God bless Willie, | ran, rah rah!” EVENING “This safety first stuff is something| My idea of Capitol punishment is}€at the toughtest steak the board- {to listen to the debates in Congress.|ing-houses knew, and not a shining J. MARK TRICE, 324 2d strect southeast. | out of true. .A& ONYMOUS. JESSE THOMAS, bring JOSEPH O. ROCEK, Jr., 603 Columbia roud northwest. Pt e “God bless papa, NELLIE COLEMAN, 1626 P street morthwest. o e e Caller—Is your mother in, Nellie? Nellle—No, mother 1s out shopping. Caller—When will she be in? Nellie (lnu\il\’)-——Molller. ‘what shall! say now? ROSALIE E. 405 Stoneleigh Court. S. CALVERT, Yekington Union, W. C. T. U., will tomorrow, 7:30 p.m.. with Mrs. rt Adams, 1524 Belmont road. The Sivteenth Street Heights Club will meet tomorrow afternoon with Milten Danziger, 1903 15th street. next Thursday. American Society of Mechanical En- seats at Keith The Pithy Paragraph film, including the four prize winners for the week ending last Thursday, is this week belng shown at the B. F. KEITH AND STRAND THEATERS. Identical prizes will be presented for the These awards are ten dollars, five dollars, two box and elther a box or six orchestra seats at the Strand. North Capitol and Eckington Citi- Association will meet tomorro . in Emery School. Addre ~| POLICEMAN SHOT IN FIGHT'; | WITH COMRADE’S PISTOL Charles Wood, pastor of the Covenant, wiil le school of religio! . at 8:30 o'clock. Doctrines of Public in- Weapon Snatched From Officer’s Pocket and Fired by Flee- ing Fugitive. Po eman Willis Lephew of the ififth precinct was shot last night in l:nh‘mlfliuw to quell a fight at 1238 ! Half street. vdueation .xt Y. ~ubject. “Fundan iie Presbyterian Church.” tod. ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES. West End ¢ ssociation will me:t. 8 aelac ment of Con-| One of the bellizerents grabbed Po- LG E L UIGED 5 liceman Van Gordon's pistol from his' pocket and ran across a lot. firing, three shots as he ran, one of the bul- Men's Good Will €1 lets taking effect in Lephew's left - i o0 GSIES | Julins Perry and Maurice Harris, | k. for bene- rlored, residing at 707 2d street southwest. were arrested on suspicion Iof being implicated in the affair. The il meet. | verett of | policeman’s pistol was recovered from | |a colored woman iy South Wa 'mhm‘n( tal Hygiene Soclety th strect. Ray H. AUd-Clty Citizens' ‘,\ r fights reported to the | nieer, S ovlock. at The weapons used included | 5 sticks. a lamp and knife. Loele U IEEie G of the wounded persons land on wiin nity Chu AT THE COMMUNITY CENTERS R Thomson Center. 12th and/L north- | —Tonight: Prac al Psychology in hospitals. but none was wounded. serious East Washington. Tth and Penn sylvania avenue southeast.- Americanization cla Kllkuk Al Mantattan A. chol avenue and Howard | —Tonight: _Choral | ork ‘-ulld; xwu.--| aft ~Club; Community orchestr mrwnity Helpers. Tomorro nior Dramatic Club; G Rhythmic Dancing Clul ney, atrent Southea Need! dfiam WORLD ROTARIAN CHIEF | TO BE D. C. CLUB GUEST| Dinner to Be Given Tonight—Cos- mopolitan Offices to Be at New Hamilton Hotel. Nationally Known as the Finest ~—Homemade Candies in Raymond M. Havens, America. See them beirg Juternational Rotary, made fresh daily. sruutional President Gre At the dinner to he Always by the local Rotary CIXb to representatives of the Thirty-fourth of Rotary at Rauscher's to- entertaining program has been ged by the Washington club nk H. ec- r:ztary, the affair will equal, if not surpass, anything of the Kind ever sttempted by che organization. Many capital Rotarians will meet the e entrance of Union s with automobiles at 6 o'clock tonizht 10 _escort the Baltimore delegation. cxpected to number at least 130, to the banquet. Cosmopolitan Club Moves. Completing its first ve anization, the Cosmopolitan Club Il move its headquarters this week | the new Hamilton Hotel, 14th and | streets, where the club will hold its kly meetings. d of additional space to accom- ate the ever-growing organiza- . _was given as the only reason [oritnoltranater: CALLS WOMAN’S PARLEY. Becretary of Labor to Submit In- dustrial Problems. Secretary of Labor Davis today an- nounced ‘a wonan's conference on industrial problems to be held in Washington January 11, 12 and 13. The conference, which will be held under the auspices of the women's bureau of the Labor Department and expected to be nation-wide in ~-ope and bring together represent- ve women from all walks of life, aill consider policles and standards for the effective employment of women in industry. Invitations to nd representatives were forwarded to more than sixty women's drgan- 1zations and societies. The sessions of the conference will be held in the auditorium of the new National Museum. Rummage Sale 13072 F Street N.W. November 25, 27 and 28 Household Furniture, Rugs, Books, Pictures, Ornaments, Men’s and Women’s Clothing, Hats, Shoes, Etc., Etc. XMASCARDS no-mm“ 27s lfll'a.Av‘. E.Mm?aperCo. Purest and OUR CHRISTMAS SAVINGS CLUB Will Open Dec. 1st” and the perfect end of°a perfect day w Sold Everywhere— Ask Your Dealer will meet tomorrow, 8 p.m., in oS Club_Hall. Commander C. A. Try your hand. will spez urbo- S spulsion of Ships.” Open Informal dinuer at the week ending and Shur=Rite Pencils Make Ideal Christmas Gifts. 50c up A Wonderful Self-Filling Fountain Pen Makes an Ideal Christ- mas Gift. $1.00 up Get It at Gibson’s CLOSED ALL DAY THANKSGIVIN EVERYBODY LIKES THE FAMOUS To After the Thanksgiving Turkey—Smoke “Ofty” or Dinner” ill be yours. 508 Sth Street, Bet. E and F Agents for Comey Londen- Made Pipes /Smefkers Aceessories. and 917919 G St. N.W. FOR THANKSGIVING Os Displayed in Dainty Ribboned Baskets Two Stores—1010 E St.—614 13th St. Alexandria Agency—Monticello Hotel OPEN SUNDAYS INTEREST WILL BE PAID Make your deposits regularly each week, and have that satisfied feeling that you will have no short fund worry at Christmas time. BANK OF COMMERCE AND SAVINGS Corner 7th and E Sts. great American, Toward the close said— get up game. . STAR, WASHINGTOM T~ GoolTest, e | Oh, children, you have gleaming angs, such as I used to wear, and you will sidestep future pangs by giving them due care. Once I could tooth would break, or be pushed The rallway doughnut ; I conld gnaw, and not a tooth would spring; my jaw was like a crosscut w that shea through every- thing. T did not give my teeth the care that they deserved, my dears, the dentist padded chair 1| spcnd my wintry years. The den- tist struggles wildly well to cheer me, in his coop; he’s made me teeth of (ortolsesherl with which I chew my soup. And I can eat a pail of mush if it’s not boiled too hard, but waiters to me no more rush with beefsteak by the yard. My hand- made teeth work to and fro, and slither up and down ; they're al\u\ hurting as I ge around the hecdless town. And when I'd sing a dulcet note, or heave a statewide smile, the blamed things slide adown my throat and strangle me a &hile.» In spite of me my spirit sags, although I strive to grin; my mouth is full of concrete snags attached to plates | of tin. So, children, guard your| pearly teeth, fnr when they are no more, not miser’s hoard nor poet’s wreath your gladn can restore, (Copyright.) WALT MASON. _ Virginia-Carolina Foot B Charlottesville, Va., Thanksgliving day. Reducad fare: a Southern Railway, Nov. 29-30. City ticket office, 1425 F st.—Advertisement. it Game, EDMONSTON'S—Home of the Original FOOT FORM _Boots and Oxfords for Men, Women and Children. We Specialize on Cluldren s Shoes When the Child's Foot is taught to grow right from the start, you take little chance of foot troubles in the future. Many a Baby is born with the instep as Flat as that of a man or woman of 50 and such cases need immediate attention. 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KEITH VAUDEVILL The Dimpled Darling of HIITY & muo The BSemsational French Dlnnn T o« Parisian 4, hones Main 480, 4415 and Prices 25c and up. BUY flI.LY Next | Weel( The International Prima_Donna Soprano l‘alll'l Theater, Thurx. "GERALDINE i i Fifth Washington Engagement “A Violinist Fit to Wear the Purple' 1306 G Bt. N. | T. Arthur Smith, Inc. | I November 29, Benefit 5t Joun s Omhl SGonrentitoRiin nd L no [POLI'S ghubert Attractions ALL WEEK «“HAYSEED” or The Villain Still Pursued A Musical Mellowirayms. Oast Includes Mr. Barry, Emma Haig, Olln Howland, ey T é VEouvaw-svmomu: 81 NINTH AT-D Continkous From 12 Noom. Paal W n—m-n Presents Hi noe of Rbythm Orchestra Direetion Alex Hyde, B.M.U OTHER SUPERB ACTS Photoplay SHIRLEY MASON In “YOUTH MUST HAV| LOVE” Diraction Masur, m.mK A T'E Wr ARRIC FAY Ia Monckton Hoff's New Play “THE PuV’rED Lnnrw With Arth And a Notable llr -y of { TONIGHT In n.. Thriller of Thrillers, | More fun than *The Bat’—N. ! NEXT WEEK HENRY | HII.I.ER Heary Ba L} BURTON @ OLME jCourse Tickets Now PIRST NATIONAL PRESENTS ANN PENNINGTON With The STEWART SISTERS In a Recital of Exquisite New Dances THE DOLLY SISTERS 'KOCHANSK! NATIONAL THEATER Friday Afternoon 4:30, December Ist H Tickets—$2.50, $2.00, $1.50, $1.00 and War Tax ; "WEDNESDAY NIGHT Thanksgiving Eve. TONIGHT AND Mats. Thanksgiving Day and Saturday. k, Thomas Conke Lora Bonderscn, Guy Nichols, Fiank Eiyne, John Merkyl z?uows_:'-on PRICE OF 1 Sh o §2. 800 10 32,60 | Wm. u-rrl-. Jr.‘ Will Present || BAINTER “NATIONAL wgejfil CHARLES mu.xxtmu Prescats fnuu D06 nnuuuoun Y. Times. o RI'T;I CHATTERTON le's Great Play LA TENDRESSE~ '""'"1 ! ?%?fi‘é Dec. 3, 4 vanarze xiang Dee. 10,11 LAFC, HEARN'| wrscsapan Dec. 17, “ Selling, $3.50, $2.50, 32, $1.30. Cleses Nov. l.. Single Ille 0".! Friday, Deec. 1. T 8t at Sontiuons OI)A\ A\n 'nmonllow " CONSTANCE TALMADGE with II!I“! support li.\ her supreme triumph, WE:! KINOGRAMS—PAUL PARROTT COMEDY popular pi THE AR W. “RAGS TO RICHES” With WESLEV B_ARRY FAVORITE_ on OLYMPIC 3135 U Street =39 3700 au FDUMBARTON S e EALL wrrmorT YA e HlPPODROME e 1aN . AMER‘CAN 1-4 St and R. | Ave. 1R “THE III'HX """h' MoRg, ST EMP'RE Bl M Sirees N, "_ ON NTRONH i Wt WIVES 250 C Street JOHNNIE WALKE CINTTHE T NAN ELlTE H;h \lr!-rl and R. L Aw. AT TODAY L i | 1 | i Her wl I | | Eva Wil O L .0 O E i AND ALL WEEK Metro Presents “QIIINGY ADAMS SAWYER” | The greatest storr of homefolks ever written! WITH JOHN BOWERS BLANCHE SWEET LON CHANEY BARBARA LaMARR . LOUISE FAZENDA JUNE ELVIDGE ELMO LINCOLN Feature Presented Daily at 10:40 A. M., 1100, 3:15, 51165, 7:15 and 9130 P. LE SHOW CONTINUOUSPERFORMANCE: HIGH-CLASS | | FEATURE VAUDEVILLE PHOTOPLAYS “Jusl Mamed“ Eirst Time Seen “THYI LONE HAND” ;A_fillune-muful" “HOOT” (ED) Five Dutn GIBSON “Krazyquitt Revue” A Comedr Drama Kelso, Kelss an: | A7 formance elly ani ws. Evenings McLellan and | Sarah Bits of Everstiung Exira C Photoplay Starts a: 1:45, 4:45 and 8:00 Eddie Sloan. A Clever Blacuface Vaudeville Starts 3:00, 6:30 and 9:00 MOCRE'S ubert | 50 SECOND GREAT WEEK ROIIOI.I'II VALENTINO — AN — “THE YOUNG RAJAH" A wonderful, gorgeous love tale of East and West with Valentino in a great role. With WANDA HAWLEY DR B M RIALTO 11 A. M.—3LI WECK—11 P. M. ACTION EVERY MINUTE Paramon' Presents T0 HAVE 10 HOI.II ed From MAR\" JOH'\STON'S BETT GMPSON BE: ; Emu ' Slllllil' a5 MONDAY 45; | ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURES { And Colored Views i i { | I 18th Te PRESIDENT Pa. Ave. at 1lth St.—Phone Fr. 5402 TONIGHT AT 8:30 “LAUGHTER HEARD ALL OVER TOWN” 8th MONTH IN NEW YORK AND STILL GOING! Mats., Wed.,, Thurs. & Sat, 2130 BEST SEATS—$1 Except t. Sun. and Holidays SJBS!DIARII’.S fllnYA'l'.‘!-A\bl‘l&P n JOB. M. GAITES Presents A WHIRLWIND DANCING REVUE “GIMME A THRILL” With THE G ARDINER TRIO 8—BIG Alll"—.A Mats.—25¢-50c. Nights—250.81 (Exoept o2 Saturdsy, Sunday and Holidays NEXT WEEE—SEATS TH: .. room 104, SATURDAY EVENING DANCING CLASS, Latest steps, THAYER'S, 1145 Conn. a: EMBERTON arden star, pariner ta Gertrude Hoffma and others: less ORIENTAL , 1205 Penna. Ave. N.W. .l-mnue dift Shop Open Evenings BATTERYJERVIC i FREE DELIVERY SOUTHLAND BATTERY DEAD? I¢Il Be to Your Advamntage ] OUTHI.ANb BATTERY CO., INC, BMfgrs. of Radio and Batteries—3 Years® IIIIIIIIIlIIIIIllIIIIIIIlIIIIIIh, RANDALL’S —————— METROPOLITAN | F AT TENTH—! THIS WEEK 11A. M. TO 11 P. M. Doors Open at 10:30 4. M. First National Preseats KATHERINE MacDONALD With Bryant Washburs and Nigel Barrie in George Kidde Turner's WHITE SHOULDERS ——AND—— BUSTER KEATON In His Funniest Farce, The = ELECTRIC HOUSE 4—ADDED HITS—4 Ay “Pemberton Specialts. cod by Miss Weighe NEW COU "LAS work). starting Dec. gtarting Dec. 11 MILLE 55 PANCING (ADVANCED 13: beginners class, 1226 Conn. ave trictly private ass and class da. | tion. 8 1o 'ARCADE “PAUL JONES” DANGE TONIGHT 8 30 to 12 omvs: WILBU UR. Dupont _studio. Phone Franklin 1435 room Danciog, Bisge , " E ‘ oth, Near & Tramming. e 7 H. THAVE Smeking Permitten MR LEROY M. TH E BILLY WATSON s lmm-.fl;n..w‘x.u&(v:.. gL o-are the services of MISS lmt. wall Rnown ‘Private PR e e R B