Evening Star Newspaper, November 22, 1922, Page 26

WOMA Bread can be no better than its spread. For the best bread Nuceoa is the one best Spread 2 cupfuls Comet-Boiled Rice: 1 cupful flaked cooked finan haddie, smoked white fish or kippered herring: 1 hard-cooked egg, fincly chopped: 2 tablespoonfuls butter; 14 teaspoonful pepper : 1 teaspoon - ful minced parsley (optionall. | If the rice is a “left-over” reheatitinadouble boiler, add the remaining in- gredients in the order given and heat all thoroughly to- Sealed Packages — never sold loose The Woman W Seems Never to Tire The girl or woman who can end a busy day with the same joyous spring in her step that she had on arising will be happy and success- ful in the business, professional or social world. She has no foot trouble to call her attention from what she is doing and focus it on her feet. She is up to her capacity mentally and physically. This ircedom from all foot annoy- ance can be yours when you wear the comiortable Cantilever Shoe. Cantilever Shoes make work, play, walking or standing easier be- cause they conform to the natural lines of the foot. They are en- tirely free from the concealed etal that is in the shank of ordi- ary shoes, hence the arch is flex ible, like that of your own foot This flexible arch supports the foot naturally while at the same time it permits free exercise to all thie muscles, ligaments and joints, keeping them strong and healthy, and preventing or correcting weak arches. ' XN RN The sole line of Cantilevers does not twist the foot into an unnatural position as some shoes do; it al- lows the foot to keep the beautifu! outline nature intended. The toes are given plenty of room, and the | body is kept in balance by the low or medium heel which all Cantilever Shoes have. Cantilevers are trim, good-looking shoes. You will like them. If vou have been suffering any kind of foot discomfort from wear- ing ill-fitting shoes, you have no idea how a pair of Cantilevers will relieve the strain, correct the trouble and give the foot-freedom you need to be at your best. You can easily find out how they will pair tomorrow and giving them a trial. Widths AAAA to E. Cantilever Shoe Shop 1319 F Street N.W. Over Young Men’s Shop Ip you in many ways by buying a ! N’S PAGE. Helmets Furnish What are we going to do about hei- ? mets? All of us can’t look like Roman | soldiers, and none of us want to. The woman who has a masculine face is at her worst in a masculine hat. It takes femininly to carry off sharply posed headgear. . Yet here we are in the throes of a helmet season. There was first the Lanvin helmet taken from the moy- {enage in old Italy. It was fashioned after Italian lines, so Lanvin says. but it might easily have been Jap- wnese. It has u high skull cap, as { for it. Following that particular helmet }h is all crown. The brim is negligi- bie, but as much of it as the milliner distinguiskes the hat of this season from the old ones we would like to | ward ‘to show the small space be- tween the eyebrows. That, and noth- plush, silken and shining. At one side. projecting far out, is an im- BY ANNE RITTENHOUSE, Great Problem BLACK PLUSH HELMET WITH LARGE GRAY VELVET ROSETTE STANDING FAR OUT FROM THE BRIM AT ONE SIDE. igid s an iton bell. In truth, a bell {might have been used as & mold came @ half dozen others, one of which ¥s own in the sketch today. {permits is gracidus. It has that up- ward curve between the eves that wear. Nothing tilts downward, you know; hing curves ightly up. ing more. This especial helmet is of black | ctte of gray velvet, a [ s used on frocks and coats | ter to tho: which acts din drapery. In other days. this| nding pillow cushion. for that's | it lovks Tike, would have as- tounded us, Lut we are so familiar | s ornaments flinging | ¢ from things rather than on thi that such a trifle as this insurgent rosette does mot catch | glances from us. | ile Sorel. the French actress, erica, wears an playing in A {1t looks like an immense tea cosey. | It Has an indentation across the mid- | dle, from forehead to ot lvex-k.[ something like the trail across the Coddlers. bronehitis had been hi household pet for some six or seven winters. It is to be greatly regretted that modern pi or custom sub- Grandpa's jects indoor dwellers and especially those fond of coddling to the vitiat- ling effect of an atmosphere drier of the desert. ithan the deadly dryn For all outdoors is one great oasl where the air is ideally moist and |the human mucous membranes thrive, as all human experience proves. The er is that many of us, more ss shut in during the winter, get the ordeal with so little disease. {respiratory et m pleaded the doc-! tell you, tor—for Grampy liked to do m the talking when hoiding a ? s with his doctor—"it is like this cold weather you are housed in, n Lreathing artificially warmed and v | tiated air which contains practically and is, in fact, drier d air of Death valley. nutural resistance is lowered Feason of this unwholesome at- sphere in which vou live all win- by reason of insuflicient exercise, know vou don't take your| walk regularly when ~the cather is not to your liking, and by on of other errors or sins against {hygiene which you habitually com- no moisture than thé pare Your by mo mit. So your chronic bronchitis | grows ~worse—your annual winter cough returns the inevitable re- sult. In short. vour annual bron-| chial trouble is the price you pay for hugging the fire all winter. If vou'd :listen to me, your medical ad- . and forget vour antipathy for chankeahlé weather and get out avery day. rain or shine, snow or blow, for Your constitutional—" “Humph!" Grampy was pulling on his shirt and emitting his agnosti- cism through the bosom thereof. Humph, 1 spend about as much time in the open air as the next man. Would you have me go out and live in_an igloo like an Esquimo?” The usual reaction. Grampy was not to be modernized. In other words it is the devil's own job to shake the fixed delusions of elderly people. Most good doctors know better than o try. The bronchitis runs on, from | . Laurel Wreaths and Little Things. It was one of the hottest days the thermometer had ever registered— the day I last talked with Leah Baird. She had just rented an apartment | recently vacated by Ina Claire and we simply succumbed into chairs and tinkled the ice in our iced tea glasses and complained about what mortals have to endure. “What is the great- est thing in life, anyway?” I asked, crossly. hoping she wouldn't say “love. 1 felt that I couldn’t stand the thought of an emotion on such he love of little things.” saia | Miss Baird (Mrs. Beck in real life). She added hastily, seeing my di | winter | dee The Diary of a P{'ofessional Movie Fan BY GLADYS HALL. She wore it on the steamer to America and with it a Andes. coming means of holding and | large brown coat, which had a panel; of leopard skin down the side which dropped several inches longer than the coat. Her helmet looked lfke that worn by the ancient Romans when they went out to frighten barbarians. It may start the fashion for fui helmets of such mottled peitry ‘as leopard and gazelle. I should hate to see one Chinese lion, which is the fur that Poiret put on his new frocks, and as ishing helmet of leopard skin. | Poiret Is now costuming some of the | New York plays, he is no longer a vague figure of a genius to the American mind. (Copyright. 19: PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE BY WILLIAM BRADY, M. D., Noted Physician and Author. winter, and the patient nfort and peace hesc staken mode of living. to takes what cc find in his m “1 was born in a bedrcom with all the windows nailed shut,” exclaimed one doughty victim of winter cough, and I'm not hankering to die in snowdrift or a barn. The doctor tossed his stethoscope in his bag with some show of im- patience. “Did you take your two miles of oxygen this morning, may I ask?’ It was a drizzly day. Grampy grunted. “Of course not. Do I look craz Bronchial tube coddle are always as sensitive as barometers. They at- tribute every temporary increase in cough to some real or imaginary change of weather, whereas the tual explanation is more likely a diet- ary indiscretion or excess. Yes, er in tell ampy is a_ great offend Another day 1 this respect. you something about his ing and how they affect his bron- chitis. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Mourning for Lost Adenolds. Last Saturday, acting on the ad- vice of our physician, we had our little girl's adenoids removed. She is only three years old. The adenoids removed were small. about enough to fill half a teaspoonful. Is she ikely to be harmed, Would it have been better not to have had them removed? (F. C. C): Answer—I do not understand why you have any misgivings about it. Of course, no harm can come as a result of. removal of adenoids. the contrary the little girl is likely to benefit from it. If the adenoid body had been normal, and not en- larged and diseased, not even half a teaspoonful of material would have been removed. Half a teaspoonful of adenoid vegetatiops .in a little child’s naso-pharynx, or nose-throat channel, may be a serious obstrution. Symphony for Soprano Sex. I am anxious to own, and perhaps study, a copy of the famous Brady Symphony, tuned for the soprano sex. | Some soprano friends of mine tell of wonderful_benefits they-have derived from it—Mrs. J. H. M. Answer.—Glad to oblige. Just send a stamped, self addressed envelope and repeat your request. (Copyright, 1922.) laugh at him and tell him that he should be glad that I have content- ment, which is, if he but knew it, a precious thing in woman. It is really heartbreaking to see the stress So many poor strugglers put on that tinsel goal, and all at once they either reach the goal or they do not reach it, but either way they find that they have missed the little, lovely every- day as they shoved and strained ahead.” You know, there is something rather like that biblical Leah of old in this Leah of new. She has the same fulsomeness of proportion. White skin. Ebon hair. White teeth. A sort of a Softness and mel- lowness and warm sympathy unusual in this day and age of women with thin faces and thin bodies pushing and jostling for the touch of the laurel wreath. Even if Leah Baird plucks only a leaf, she’ll find more | happiness in that leaf than most of us with half a dozen full sized wreaths of the same. (Copyright, 1922.) i i i ! 1 H “I HAVE CONTENTMENT,” SMILES LEAH BAIRD., tressed expression, I don't mean at all the love between men and women, sacred and beautiful though that may 1 mean the love of home, of @y here, of the view I shall learn e so from that window over the love of vases and flowers hintzes and chairs, and the:little, mate things. I dearly love to get for my husband, for instance. I Jeve to brew it and fix it and have it just as he likes it and then hang over him and_sort of fuss about things. I love the little things; the littl happy things that are really the hap- { piest_things of all. ! i~ “Of course, I want success. Every man_or every woman who. has once | set. feet on that beckoning path wants | to go on. If fdme comes to me with- out too much sacrifice of these be- loved ‘little things’ I should be ut- terly content, but I shall not break my heart over it nor live in that ter- rible state that thinks with the rising of every sun, ‘Now, what can I do for Leah Baird today? and is still! feverishly thinking the same thing | when the sun sets. “My husband often sighs and shakes his head and says to me, ‘Leah, if sou only had more ambition! and I VERSIFLAGE. A Marshal There Was. She was made a village marshal in the spring; all the women shouted long and loud with joy: they felt it was a most progressive thing to have 4 female marshal—not a boy! But, alas, the lady marshal got cold feet and surrendered up her nifty, shining star. She explained that once when out upon her beat a man had given her a nasty jar. She had seen him walking wobbly on his legs and ad- dressed him In severely marshal tones: he had muttered “Oh, begorra, go #uck eggs!" She had fled and taken refuge with Ma Jones. The females were disturbed, to say the least, for it looked as though the women folk had failed. The women on this council thought the beast should straightway be arrested, tried and jailed. But the menfolk thought the ‘marshal had done right to resign and give her star to some strong male, for suppose she met a fellow really “tight” why, perhaps, she wouldn't live to teli the tale! WILHFTAUNA STITCH. e Spec:al Baked Beans. Wash two quarts of small white beans, put them in a.saucepan, and cover with /cold water. £s soon as they come to a boil, drain. Put them in a stone bean pot, add. four table- spdonfuls of butter, one chopped on- ion, salt and pepper to taste, and one- fourth teaspoonful of mustard. Fill the pot with boiling water, cover tight, and bake for about six hours. Ada more water as required, to kee; from. getting dry. They are good warmed over. , made of | ac- | in- i sins of eat- | THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON,. D. -C, WEDNESDAY Bistory of Dour Name. BY PHILIP FRANCIS NOWLAN CADWALLADER VARIATION—Cadwalader. RACIAL ORIGIN—Welsh. SOURCE—A given name. Cadwallader is a family name to be found frequently in virtually every section of America in which Welsh- men have settled. It is, of course, like the overwhelming majority oM Celtic family names, derived from & glven name, and in this case the family name is virtually the same as the given name, the preflx “ap’ meaning “son of.” having been drop- ped under/ the influence of English speech. “Cadwaladyr” as a given name was jone which had become surrounded with a halo of glory long before the Normans swept | England and finally brought Wales under their yoke. In the Cymric tongue the name means “battle arranger,” or, more broadly speaking, “genera tegist.” ’ A Welsh prince of this name was canonized in thé year 688. being famous not only for his sanctity (an attribute which history proves to have been surprisingly commlon in the ancient Welsh royvalty), but fo his remarkable successes in war against the Saxon Englishmen. In- deed, he appears to have been 50 uni- formly successful against them that the Saxons came to regard him as the very opposite of a saint, and the name “Caedwalla,” as they spelied it, became a by-word for trickiness. The ancient Bretons, who belong to the Cymric branch of the Celtic race, as do the Welsh, knaw the name of “Cadwaldr.” i { | i i| Your Home and You KENDALL. BY H i The Handy Newspaper. All housewives appreciate the aid | of the supply ‘of cast-off newspapers which accumulate so quickly in every household. For spreading upon the| itchen table during dinner prepara- | wrapping up o refuse garbage wiping out skillets 1 pots before starting the fire in the fireplac |2 hundred other uses, the newspaper | {is one of the indispensable articles | !around a house. ? Just where to keep this ever-in-| creasing pile of papers, so that it is | not unsightly aud yet can be reached at a moment’s notlee, is one of the tions, for the i i I 1 | little tricks of the kitchen. They lcan be kept in a deep drzwer, of course, but that means that both ha drawer and then the new nds must be used in opening the | aper must be unfolded, all of which takes a little time, if not much. The housewife of ideas has worked !Oul a me for keeping her news- { papers within quick and {and at the same time leaving her | cupboard drawers free for arti { which cannot be kept anywhere el ITn her kitchen closet she has had itwo large sharp-pointed hooks fas- I'tened into the wall. with the hooks {turning upward. The shank of the {hoolk is about four inches lin. Tt {is the work of a moment to impale a On | newspaper on these two hooks, and | bitts. {the work of half a moment to pull [ { one off when it is needed. |~ Meanwhile, the newspapers are {kept in a flat neat file, taking up no {room except the square of wall on | which they hang, and as handy as a {dish towel. The woman who ha: { worked out the idea says she general- {13 pulls out a paper from beneath. in- | stead of on top, as this avolds having { the older papers accumulate dust and | grease, and keeps a fresh, clean one always on top. If the papers are kept in a drawer, one always uses the top ones, she argues, and the papers in the bottom of the drawer grow dingy around the edges, dusty, and arc apt to_be used by mice as a location for 2 home. Things You’ll Like to Make Remake Long Flowing Sleeves. You can givé your long flowing sleeves a new touch. Cut away a long narrow strip from the front and the back of each sleeve. Set in a piece of richly embroldered silk or strip of brocaded silk or velvet. To make it even more attractive vou can stitch a simple design of beads around each insert. FLORA. (Copyright, 1922.) Chestnuts With Apples. ! Core and pare five tasty apples of uniform size, put them in a deep earthen baking dish suitable for! serving, chop five bgiled chestnuts five stoned dates, five seeded raisins, and five English walnuts. Mix with [ them five teaspoonfuls of sugar and five of lemon juice. Fill the core cavities with this mixture, melt five tablesspoonfuls of sugar and five tablespoonfuls _of sugar and five of hot water. Pour it over the apples and bake in a hot oven, basting frequently with the sirup. Be care- ful that it does not cook away and burn. Add more water if needed to prevent this. There should be just a little rich, thick sirup at the Iast. Serve hot with this cream or cold with whipped cream. et Ry I Raisin and Spice Cakes. Cream otie-half a cupful of butter and one and one-half cupfuls of Sugar together, and after adding two eggs, stir in one-half a cupful of milk. Next add one.cupful of raisins chop- ped fine and one teaspoonful each of cloves, mace, cinnamon, and soda. Add flour enough to make just stiff enough to roll. Roll medium thin, cut with a cooky cutter, and bake. 1 Sweet Green Pepper Salad. Take six green peppers, six large ripe tomatoes, four pickles and one onfon. Chop all up fine together, season with salt. and pepper to taste, place in a salad bowl, and pour over it one-half a cupful” of the vinegar from the pickles. ——— Gold valued at $7.000,000 is taken from the soil of northern California each year by the dredging method. NOVEMBER 22, 1922. By Thornton W. Burgess. BEDTIME STORIES around the edge of the pond. “Of course, he may be in his house out there in the water, or he may be somewhere on shore. If he is on shore he will be cutting down a t/ee. Tl just sit and listen awhile. If 1 hear a tree fall I'll know that it has been cut by Paddy.” So Peter sat with his long ears pricked up, listening. The only sound 110 be heard was the rustling of a falling leaf now and then. Peter grew more and more anxious. Could it be that something had happened to Paddy the eBaver? Peter wished that he could dive and go Into Paddy's |house, just to satisfy his curiosity. Of course, it was a foolish wish. He couldn’t dive. In fact, it was all he could do to swim a little way on the surface and he never did that unless he was forced to. Peter doesn’t like water. By and by Peter started on again. Presently he came to the stump of a small tree. His heart gave a bound | of joy. He knew by the looks of that stump that it had been cut very re cently and that it had been cut by Paddy the Beaver. No one else could | have cut a tree like that. It was all | the proof Peter needed that Paddy | was somewhere about. Once more Peter sat down on the edge of the pond and patiently walt- ed. At last his patience was reward- ed. Over near the house of Paddy a ripple broke the gmooth surface of the water. Peter kept his eyes fixed on it and presently he made out a | brown head. 1t was Paddy’s head and | Paddy was swimming straight toward | him. " Peter was so intent on watch- link him that he didn’t notice a sec- | ond ripple back of Paddy. Straight over to where Peter was sitting Paddy swam. Peter was sit- ting in the moonlight and Paddy had seen him. “Hello, Peter Rabbit! cried Paddy as he came out on the | shore. “Where have you been keep- | ing yourself? It is so long since you | | have been over here that I had begun Paddy Has a Surprise for Peter. BY THORNTON W. BURGESS, Somehow, somewhere, woon or late, Every one will find a mate. \ —Paddy the Beaver. It was a very long time since Peter Rabbit had been over to call on Paddy the Beaver. In fact, he had almost forgotten that there was such a per- son. But the coming of fall brought | Paddy to mind again. “I think I'll have to run over and see if Paddy ¥ 1aying in a store of food for win- ter. as usual.” sald Peter as early one evening he started out from the dear Ola Briar Patch. So away he wont, lipperty-lipperty- lip, straight for the Green Forest, and th¢n on through the Green For- est, in the direction of Paddy’s pond. He' wondered If he would find Paddy i i 1T WA PADDY'S HEAD AND PAD-| o think something must have hap- DY WAS SWIMMING STRAIGHT |pened to vou." TOWARD HIM. “I had begun to think the same | thing about you,” cried Peter. S there. Of coursc, he hoped o, but!peter didn't finish what he had been you never can tell. T! are sud-|going to say. He had heard a little den "and strange disappearances | Splash in the water and, turning! ple of .the Green | quickly, he discovered another brown among the iittle pe Forest and the Green Meadows, and. | hend just like Paddy’s own. He was as 1 said before, it was a long time|so startled and surprised that he since Peter had been over there. | could do nothing but stare foolishly. So i With real eagerness that| Paddy chuckled. “Meet Mrs. Pad- d he. “My dear, this is Peter} I " he added, as he turned to the er looked for Paddy. 1L was moon- light. just the kind of a night that; Puaddy enjoys. Peter looked all over newcomer. § ] pond. It was as $mooth as glas: Still Peter couldn't find his voice. Nowh 0 much as | He was too surprised. Paddy had {lived in that pond alone so long that ad never dreamed that there ver be a Mrs. Paddy. . by T. W. Burgess.) ’ appointed; b swimming about. happened to he hopped ple. Pe hoped to “I do hope nothing ha: nim,” muttercd Peter as 1 BY HELEY H. FETTER. ¥ athletic coach | the members will participate. Miss Belle Meyers, ¢ members particivate. a v e P Schos as “urther plans w e Scus: or | for girls at Western High School, has | J00 UG (e How \Which the club | announced the followihyg as the MEM- | hopes to give after the Christmas holi- in i bers on the various irls’ hockey davs ~Miss Winitred Faunce iy 3 o ahe 7 <t | charge of e program, and among teams of the sehool. The senfor Arst Rl Bl s ™ Nas been decided 4| Jane Troxcl. Elizabeth Hast- | huve as’ one feature of the show the imitation of certain famous motion picture actresses. It is also possible that a novelty skit will be worked out which will include an original interpre tation of the siow camera motion p ture. terna- t; n Louise Warfield tive), Katharine Martin, Mary Mary Griffith and Helen W Marie Suter znd Ann Sturgis are tr ing out for right half and Dorothy Reed and Margery Shinkle are work- ing for the left half position. Others on the team are Maybelle Dalton. Sarah Pick and Mary Miller. “C™ Club Plans Book. The members of the C Club of Girls at Central High School are planning a | club book to be published very shortly. | As eligibility for membership in_the club includes scholarship as well as The “senior second team is COM- gihjetic requirement, there will be posed of Fleanor Behrend. Irene | considerable variety 'to the matertal Mend, Mary Clark, Ruth Douglas. but Into the book. It will contain lead, Mary Lhort sketches of the members and | Anne Latterner, Caroline Marsh, Mar- tha Butler, Jessie Booth, Marie Pal- mer, Carlyle Fisher and Dorothy Teb- | the activities in which they have par- ticipated or are mow participating at the school, their pictures and pictures of the girls on the different athletic junior first team are Peggy . Bort ‘,h;»]::‘vu\v;m;, Dorothy Smith, | teams, such as basket ball, rifie, base | Kari Heusioh, Dorothy Arnold, Edna | ball and teanis.” There are twenty Kelly, Franc ore, Delores Carter. | &S e club. 5 Elizabeth DeKay, Richel Wilson and| Western High Girla® Activities. Marjorie Pickens. The second team| The girls of Western High School line-up is Myrta Johnson, Emily| will have a prominent part in the Sturgls, Mary Clowser, Charlotte | various acts of the vandeville enter- Baker. Ruth Valentine, Dorothy | tainment to be given at the school be- tween Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays. It is the usual fall “Hop Along.” but with entirely new types of skatches. Both the Girls' and | Boys' Glee clubs. have announced; their co-operation for presenting some scenes from Gibert and Sulli- van's opera, “The Mikado,” which has been one of the most successful of the comic operas. The singers will all wear the Japanesc'costumes and many of the songs will have parod lines written for use which will ha local “hit: Other acts which have been an- nounced to date include a burlesque | on journalistic work given by the members of the Breeze, the school newspaper stafl. The scenes of this sketch will be under the auspices of Miss Shinkle, Miés Owens and Miss Wesson. The act will have three parts entitled “Nosing for News,” “Satur- day Morning” and “The Frenzied Populace. Miss Margaret Merrill is in charge | of the dramatic club’s sketch, en- | titled “The Wonder Hat.” It is stated that an_“all-star cast” has been | chosen, but fuller mention of the members of the cast is.not available at _the present time. The Girls' W Club of the school will have charge of one act, but they are keeping their plans very secret. . Miss Virginia Morrison will do an interpretative solo dance and lead, s Greasley, Helen Cook, Lee Hamilton, Margaret Wilson, Betty Lane and Louise Omwake. ) While a large group of girls from the sophomore class have signed up for hockey. no definite line-up has been chosen as yvet. Probably, ac- cording to Miss Mevers, the following | girls will make the team: Virginia Walthall, Martha Walde, Julia Por- ter, Barbara Edwards, Frances Fort, Frances Millspaugh, Virginia Latter- ner. Louise Du _Bose. Sue Birmie, Emilie Steele, Nan Surface. Betty Hanney and Ruth Miller. Owing to the fact that the class- rooms are so overcrowded and that the freshmen girls have to attend their classes in the afternoon, the latter have been obliged to relinquish all hope of participation in this sport during the present vear and no team can be chosen to represent the class of 1926 in these interclass hockey battles. Special Meeting Called. A special meeting of the Capitol Ath- letic Club of Girls has been called for this Friday evening at the home of Miss Thelma Castle, president of the scclety, at 7 o'clock. The principal | object of the meeting is to complete the definite arranzements for a special swimming exhibition by the club mem- | bers sometime before Christmas. Miss I | FlorencesSkadding, who made such un- usual retords in her swimming at the | group of Westrn boys of the fresh- municipal pools last summer, is in| man class in a Raggedy Andy choras. charge of the plans for this exhibition. | Miss Eugenie LeMerle and Orme Lib- It is probable that most, if not all, of ' by will do a Spanish gipsy dance. Listen,World! WRITTEN AND 1LLUSTRATED By Elsie Tobinson 6 This is a true story. If, for you think wrong. Naturally I think the sake of this paper, the | things like the following—I hate editor issues a public denial, | tripe. I wish I could wear pink. I don’t you believe him. I guess iwonder how I would look jn that 1 oughta know. {Rat 71 fove that baby. My corn y ¢ o . - urts. T wonder if that is a run I I wanta peeve. I've an Ingrowing| feej in my stocking or just a shiver. grouch that's wrecking my disposition,| Is her hair really that color—I'll and I vearn to talk to somesone bet it isnt. Sbh-" I have baked about it, but no one will listen. My |39uash or lima beans? Why doesn’t A he_phone? 3 relatives and friends all give me the| That's the sorf of thoughts I think ha-ha. They maintain that I'm a ;lvhen 1 don't have to sfell them. Per- . 5 aps I shouldn't confess it an’ the corn-fed cutie, teacher’s pet, spoiled! chances are strong that my pay en- . volope will inclose a parting sigh next Saturday night because I've done it—but I can't resist the tempta- tion. I wishito make it very clear to every one who reads this paper that if any one has a cross to bear. it's me, How would you like it yoyrself? Suppose every time you laced your shoes or siiced the cold slaw or wiped the neighbor’s baby’s nose or chased the hens away from the sweet peas or swatted a fly or yanked out a gray hair or took another helping of fried onions, you had to think of an immortal thought. Suppose every time you said something smarty you had to sprint for a notebook ani write it down for fear it would be lost to posterity. An' all the time you knew perfectly well that posterity wouldn’t care a hoot whether it was lost or not, and were absolutely con- vinced that as a Socrates you were a dandy waffle cook—how'd you like it? Well—that's me. Am I sorry for myself? I'll say I am! Plegse write me a damp note and say youjre sorry, too. AN IMMORTAL THOUGHY - - & darling of the gods, and that'my job's a cinch. An' that's just what I'm peeved about—this statement that my “job's a cinch”! Cinch! Huh! How do they get that way? 1 suppose it's a Soft snap to writt immortal thoughts, ohyesin- deed. Maybe it Is for some pcopl: but do you think that immortal thoughts come natural for me? Then (Copyright, 1922 Carrot Salad. Scrape some carrots well and boil them until tender. Cut in dice and arrange them on a nest oif yellow lettuce leaves from the heart of the lettuce. Garnish with pieces of hard- hoilled eggs sad serve with mayon- naise. 1S FEATURES. shiony| Gows MepaL FLour s a special flour for every d o y Pretty Morning Frock. ecdst abel AToaRE on i Made of gnjgham at 15 cents per yard and trimmed with chambray | at 20 cents per vard, this new house | dress would cost about 65 cente. If you are one of the many busy hous wives who love pretty things can't always take much time fo] make them, vou will be pleased | to know that you eould make this style in about an afternoon could eut two of different materials at the same time and finish both in a day. 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These should be well sifted and then added to the ground vegetables and | giblets, and_with the meat juice saved | from steaming, thoroughly mixed with | the bread and all cut and mashed to ! about the consistency of thick mash. | After filling, the turkey should be | placed in an oven not too hot, and | slowly roasted an hour or more. i Prepared as above, little or mnoif basting will be necessary. but a few | thin slices of bacon laid over ti fowl will add flavor. Add no oyster: chestnuts or other abomin INDIGESTION ! i (1) | 1 ? ] ] HIAIR BALSAM f RemovesDanarudl < sopsiia Fail Re'.lmnCo'A’vr -2"1 (Copyright, 1922.) Box. Linoleum for Kitchen Table. ’? Instantly! Stop Gas, Sourness, Heartburn, Stomach Misery 1f you have not a porcelain top o your kitchen table, you will find that inlaid linoleum of some attractive pattern will make the best and most economical table cover. 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