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2 J a | —_ peammmeteoneem 1 “VOLUME 24. NO, 282, Howdy, folks! Seattle woman Wants to abolish the Christmas tree. What fir? make Christmas ried guy mistletoe safe for the unmar abolish — the The only safe for the married man ts to abol. ish Christmas way QUESTION! QUESTION: Why don’t reformers abolish a forests on account of the varm caused by wood alcohol? Thomas Edison says college boys He ought to see are afraid of work. some of them work their fathers! ee President Harding makes plea for a ship subsidy of $25,000,000 @ year Why doesn't the Americ: ask for # subsidy st bonus" PAGE DR. COUS! Ever since we declared that the enly good thing about spin ach is that it can't be made into soup we have been flooded with Chef at 1412 Fourth ave. sends In Ris special recipe, but we prefer our eld standby—Seaweed bouillon. ir: Tl read the books I ought to read,| § Tomorrow ; TT buy those clothes hooks that we need, Tomorrow ; rut fiz that table for my wife, TN sharpen up that carving knife, IN start to lead a nobler life, Tomorrow. eee Sereentand ts afraid that it will) soon see headlines like this: WILL | + KILL DILL BILL. eee A KINDA DRY SMELL “It is 50 years since I set foot in the United States,” says Clem- enceau. Well, Clemmy, we look just about the same but we smell dif- ferently! and to make Christmas WEATHER Tomtgnt fatr, fresh easterly winds Temperature Last ¢ Maximum, 51 Today noon, 42 Thursday rain Hours Minimum, 33 cnet, Nt The paper with a 15,000 daily circulation lead over its nearest competitor Watered a2 second The Se Claes Mattor May 8, 1999 at (he Mostoftic ea - CLEMENCEAU’S LIFE ~~ The president did not say get the subsidy. The president did not say hauling of goods owned by ers, who enjoy subsidies—but owner—could deduct from The it did owners will not get any November 29. PLUMS (EDITORIAL) President Harding told congress in his ship subsidy message that it was costing the taxpayers of the United States 50 million dollars to operate its fleet of ships now and that there would not be paid out more than 30 million dollars to private ship operators if this subsidy bill were made a law, The president did not say what else the ship op- erators would get besides the 80 million dollar subsidy running on regular lines would receive subsidy. president did not say that the ships that run on regular lines are those devoted not to commerce but to the hauling of passengers and mail, devoted to the such as the Standaad Oil compan. the United Fruit company’s fruit ships, etc. The president did not tell congress that besides the 30 million dollars going out of the treasury a golden flood would be stopped from flowing into the treasury by reason of the fact that those ship owners S335553333 in the Subsidy what ship owners would The president did not say that a ship would earn just as much subsidy whether it carried a pound of cargo or whether it was loaded full. that only owners of ships The the operators of the ship, tank line steam- no other American ship their income taxes their profits on the operation of the ships and if they were the owners—as in the case of the Standard Oi! company—of the cargoes of the ships, on the per- centage of the estimated freight they paid themselves. The president did not say that Mr. Lasker has ex- pressed the faith that these income and tax exemp- tions to the favored few American ship owners would probably not exceed a mere 10 million dollars a year. The president did not say that if a man bought a ship at junk price from the shipping board and sold it at a profit to be sailed under a foreign flag, he would not have to pay income taxes on that profit if only he would buy or build another ship. not say that the “tramp ship,” which is what Great Britain and every other country means by the “merchant marine,” will not get one penny of subsidy under the proposed bill and their rebates, drawbacks, ex- emptions or other hand-outs from, thru or by the treasury. The president did not say that it was proposed to lend 125 million dollars to the preferred class of American ship owners at 2 per cent a year while business men, farmers, manufacturers and ordi- nary folk in general pay from 6 to 10 per cent. If the president had told congress all these things, he would have told them of a part but not all of the plums that are tucked away in the pi giving pudding—if the subsidy bill is passed on Thanks- IS MENACED! TIGER GETS H | H | Men have seen the short dresses | so long that they don't want to see | the Jong dresses any longer.—Con- | trib. ee. / The Varsity stood ‘round in awe, The quarter pulled a bone, Ted 0} DETROIT, Mich. Nov.“ 22 ' Fhe signals he had fast called Off | oO etorits, convicted of Lay “ef speeding, took solemn oath to | day never again to violate De while before } Bill is intreduced in city counell | 4 laws, defining the word “cabaret awe, troit’s traffic A cabaret, an We understand tt, tc} ‘hem, on rows of slabs in the ‘ orgue lifeless ce t 1d for| county morgu lay ramet a - apaatit gad th pt iy bodies of seven victims of auto —_— “7 © mobile accidents. | £0 i Judge Charies T Bartlett, jt EXAGPERATING who last week took convictea Woman gave birth to babies in the rallway station at Wichi- ta. Shows how long you gotta wait for a train in Kansas some- speeders to the children’s ward of a hospital here, this time staged an even more gruesome mes. and convincing object lesson ee oe | for the offenders. | Li'l Gee Gee says the most amus-|. Led by the ee eee ing sight in the world is to watch a| DY Policemen, | bey oe young fella who thinks he looks like| violators. i maniacs, Rudy Valentino try to vamp a giri| Judge Bartlett called them, who considers herself Norma Tal-| were taken to the cold vaults madge’s double | of the morgue : tila The body of a little child A ” ho had been crushed beneath yo 1 he “pig woman’ pe Lee dn pled the wheels of a speeding auto in the New Brunswick murder case a “ety witness”? oe mobile lay on the first slab | | There was a man named Poindexter Represented this state, but he vered her, Then Clarence C. Dill A man with a will Went after the votes, and annexed Perhaps You Have Been Waiting for an Opportunity of This Kind her ee Now ia the season when quite a|| Just what the next day will || number of hunters travel thru a/|| bring forth no one knows. But barbed wire fence with « loaded 4 day never passes without offer shotgun for the last time. ise opportunities to many. To- oe? Jay your attention is attracted “Mh || by the following: 1 x- sipieleouce IVORY IDA, THE OFFICE | INTELLECT, SAYS: } Matrimony i* a long sentence with many words in it. if SURELY YOU WANT A HOME When you come home tired from your work, don't you sometimes say, “Gee, but I with I had @ little plece of ground I could call home.” 7 If we get a Scent carfare ft Is go- ing to be tough on the near-sighted ople who have ven droppin } ee, ee coe HOPPING |) or the next 20 days I am going || tokens in the baby’s bank, to piace on the market 640 acres || i of logged-off iand, located in To be able to borrow money|| the celebrated Grays Harbor || ’ es ¢ | country. This wi eo |e | anywhere tw a gift; to lend tt any-|] {nin 6 40-acre tracts, which I will sell at $4 per acre; part where ts also a gift chee payment down and easy terms ore This land is suitable for berries, poultry, grazing, dairying and truck gardening, etc, etc, We hope the weather observer con- tinues to predict rain, We like thene | synny days | | per cent} of the people who go into the banks | #0 in to fil their fountain pens see i ete You will find more details about this land by turning to the classi fied columns NOW ACES W Speeders Tremble When Shown Bodies of Dead | others were bodies of a woman | and five men, al) of whom had lost their lives thru carelesaness of motoriate. Hats in hands, faces «trained, feet shifting nervously, while the judge per. mitted them a@ tong look at the bodies. Then he spoke: “Gentlemen, you are now con a mute and con vincing appeal against speeding fronted with and violation of Detroit traffic laws.” The autoists nodded dge Bartlett continued: mtlemen, hands.” Every “You under only fic right hand went up. do unly swear oath you will sole that laws here in the future. the motorists stood In line, heads bowed down, raise your right as not carefully observe the traf but that you will spread the gospel among other motorists against this dastardly crime?” The prisoners swore to that effect and were led away to serve their respective sentencs HUGE SEIZURE OF DOPE MADE Between $20,000 and $25,000 was seized aboard the Sound steamer Vir- ginia Wednesday, when the cap- tain of the vessel, Capt, N. G. became suspicious two cases which had been loaded aboard at Sylvan Beach stoms authort , 34, was ar rested when he called at Pler 4 worth of opium Christenson, of and notified the ties, W. L. Sise to claim the cases. According to Capt. boarded Beach, bringing cases, which, they tained salmon, reached Seattle, vessel aboard sald, the the cases, Each case contained from 200 ith to 300 tobacco tins filled Sischo, who is a rai is said to have been In th pl er, toms service formerly. lice and federal searching for Torkelson, Christen- son, Sischo and D, J. Torkelson at Sylvan two con When the boat two men left, promising to return and get 18 The, po officials are jot Washington, vt apus Wednesday, picking up | ish | “ , “The childsefi simply woultn't be|4nd discarded. Think how many |able to undérstand it,” she said, “The | Years it has taken those trees to | Christmas tree ix undoubtedly one med Fo |the biggest features of the holiday I'd rather | taken the 10-foot tree to grow that | ‘Police Guard Is SAYS GERMANS H | Famous Statesman Sounds! anawer to Georges Clemenceau's plea that ‘have marched ‘eau said, adding that Gen. Pershing | doned because of the inronds that {t| devotion? Christmas is a sentiment- would have gone with him. | Paderewsk! | Poland, heard the speech from a box. jeheered for during the course of which he ited some of the most famous edu- |Contact with hundreds of people cational inatittuions in the country,|@ result of this contact she declares Henry | #he ts in a position to know what a blow it would be to a majority o' was in his office on, families if Christmas trees were abol- | the | the threads of his work | of great value and that he had picked up a number of important ideas at j the | which he attended cluded Untversity of Michigan, Ohio State | university, Columbia university City of New York, New York uni versity, Yale university ‘SAYS KILAUEA of the lav on the voloano Mauna | Hawatt, cording to announcement | day by Professor Jaggar, chief of the government ve the Hawaiian islands. ports of the lake and theory Mauna Loa usually come in cycles of nine years, WASH, WEDNE DEATH NOTE Doubled After Threat Is Made NEW YORK, Nov 22.—A tier, threatening the life of corges Clemenceau, was re ceived today at the home of Chartes Dana Gibson, where the Tiger ts ying “Don't you dare say too much about our country and Germany,” the letter read in part. “If you don't heed o or. ders, you will bear bullets fly ing about your head. “We are sick of you pollus pokoning the minds of our people.” The letter was signed “A World War Veteran.” A police guard escort was to have accompanied the “Tiger” to the Chamber of Commerce this afternoon was doubled. that PLOTTING WAR) Warning to America BY A. L. BRADFORD NEW YORK, Nov. 22-—-America’s she return to the aide of f ‘today in reports on the first editorial Hicomment and other expressions of 3 opinion on his apeech at the Metro politan opera house. The Tiger arove at 6 a. m. after hin vigorous evening on the platform and after orders were issued that all comment on his appeal be gathered and put in shape to be studied, he set about translating his dress of last night from English into French. own ad- Chemenceau's speech, delivered be- fore an audience of 4,000, including many of America’s best minds, lead- jere in business, finance, politics and jother fields, was regarded as one of the frankest declarations on record concerning International relations | He warned archists, Hindenburg, are preparing to overthrow the government and establish a monarchy—a prelude to further wars, The great war, he said, was as much the affair of America as of France, but the United States left before the whole matter was cleared up. France has been disappointed in| B. Olive at, the remults of the peace, he said. Foch had foreseen nm to Berlin, Clemen. Pershing the premier sat on former of |The audience broke into applause re- | peatedly during the address. The} name of Woodrow Wilson was | about a minute. One| (Turn to Page 2, Column 4) | | IDR. SUZZALLO IS BACK HOME Back from « month's trip Bast, dying their methods, Dr. | Suzzallo, president of the University on He dectared that his trip had been various education conferences he visited in- of Institutions which the University Chicago, University of Cincinnati, College of the Prineeton university and} WILL EXPLODE} HONOLULU, Nov The level in the crater of Kilauea. Loa, island of is rising six feet daily, ac made to. no observatory in Professor Jaggar predicted that the main crater of Mauna Loa would erupt in the spring of 1923, He based his prediction on the re rising level of the lava | on the “nine-year oycle” Records show eruptions of | SDAY, NOV wonder the Act of Congress Maroh & 1678 Per Year, by Mati, 8 te 68 attle Star Girl Defends Christmas Tree “Christmas without Christmas trees? You might as well talk of a swim without any water, or pumpkin ples without pumpkin! It simply can't be done.” 80 says Miss Nellie Bosley, 1203 | ge Miss Nellie Bosley as —Phote by Price & Carter, Star Staff Photographers than take away their trees. “And it isn’t only the trees in the homes. The Christmas tree in the stores and on the streets all add to the festival spirit—and Christmas wouldn't have half the zest to it that in reply to Mrs, Fred-|it has now if nothing but manufac- If |erte B. Lurhington, who tnaugurated | tured decorations were used. that Germany |« campaign against the lavish use of | would pay no reparations and would | Christmas trees Tuesday. |fout the Vermilles treaty, he would; “You may say It's just sentiment —but, after all, aren't all the finest Mra. Lushington holds that the ure | things in the world just sentiment? of Christmas trees should be aban-| What else is a mother’s love, a wife's causes on the fir forests of Wash- | al holiday and ft should be surround. vis. | ard t platform. | ington ed with sentimental traditions — of To all of which Mise Bosley re-| Which the Christmas tree ts one of | torte “Why not stop burning coal because of the Inronds on thé coal mines? Just as good an argument. And, anyway, the total amount of wood destroyed for Christmas trees Is so tiny that the forests will never feel it, If fir was used only for Christmas trees the supply never could be exhausted.” Miss Bosley, as clerk at the Stand- Furniture eompany, o in As to the children, at least 1 them there isn't any Banta Claus the biggest Mrs. Lashington amended her statement Wednesday to say that her principal attack Is on the use of Christmas trees for street and store decorations, “I am not really making war on the Christmas tree,” she sald. “Far from R—I love them too well. Rather, it is a movement to save them.” “We want people to realize what ft means, this cutting of thousands of fir trees each year, for decorating the stores and streets, Also to re- mind father or big brother when he ¢) Koes into the woods to get the fam- ily tree to select one and cut ONE, not a dozen or two, to be hewn down Perhaps you never thought of it. Think how many years ft has (Turn to Page 2, Column 5) \First Woman in Senate Blazes Way for Others WASHINGTON, Nov. 22.—A woman clothed with all the powers of senatorial office spoke on the floor of the United States senate today for the first time in the history of the sen- ate. Mra, W. H. Felton, the “grand old lady of Georgia,” who fought her way to @ seat in the senate for a day in order to “blage” the trail for the women of America, gave the dignified and austere senate some good, old-fashioned, rand. motherly advice and then resigned in favor of her elected successor, Walter F, George. Mrs. Felton declared that the ad. vent of women in congress would bring “integrity of purpose, exalted patriotiam and unstinted usefulness” to the legislative branch of the gov- ernment, COYLE PARDONS YOUNG FORGER Lieutenant Governor Sets Old Schoolmate Free Robert Chittenden, scion of one of Seattle's most distin- guished families—a nephew of the Iate Gen. H. M. Chittenden, who planned and built the Lake Washington canal, has been par- doned by his schoolmate, Acting Gov. W. J. Coyle, and is now tn Seattle, back from the Walla Walla penitentiary, where he was serving a sentence of from five to 15 years for forgery. Coyle, who went to Broadway high school with Chittenden years ago, confirmed his action over the long-distance telephone Wednesday. “I pardoned Chittenden,” he ex- plained, “because I believe he hag been punished sufficiently—and be- cause I believe he can now make good. He has already served two and a half years—and if our penal system is any good, that should be enough time to work nis reform, If I left him in prison to serve his full term his release might have come too late,” Chittenden’s pardon was not rec- ommended by the parole board, but Coyle said it was recommended by “I am the happiest woman in tho | the prison authorities, who cited his United States,” the little old lady | xcellent record, and by 11 members of 87 years told the senate, “Remember, senators that there are 10,000,000 women, voters watch- ing this incident, “If a lady from Virginia can go to London and obtain a seat in the British house of parlia- ment, you can very well accept this old lady from the South in your great chamber and be sure she in not going to disgrace you,” she sald with a quaint smile and a twinkle in her eye. She kept no notes and waved her white gloves in the air to emphasize some of her expressions. She was attired in black with a white lace collar and she seemed to stand forth as a representative of the finest of the Old South, | | ‘| deal of attention on account of t of the jury that convicted him. "I don't hold any brief for Chit- tenden’s record,” Coyle said, “but there was a certain amount of doubt as to his guilt on his last convie- tion, He was identified as the man who passed the spurious check on which the case was based, but he denied having any connection with it.” Chittenden’s case attracted a good prominence of his family. He was first convicted of forgery in Seattle in May, 1919, and sent to the Mon. roe reformatory, While out on pa: role from Monroe he was arrested on a new forgery victed in Tacoma, He ing his sentence in July, 1920, is now 32 years oid, began serv. He HOME Ti TWO CENTS IN SEATTLE | | | YSCORES FLEE FLAMING TRAIN! GAS TANK 1 CRASHED BY P-ENGINE! Liquid Bursts in Flames; Fireman Fatally Burned; Others Escape SAN JOSE, Cal, Nov. 22— Covered with gasoline from @ tank truck which it had just struck, a Southern Pacific pas senger and mail train this morn- ing burst into flames, which were extinguished only thru prompt action of students of the College of the Pacific, the grounds of which adjoin The crash occurred early this morning when the train, loaded with commuters headed for San Fran- cisco, struck a Shell Of] company truck at the Hedding st. crossing. Instantly the whole train was @renched with gasoline from the tank on the truck. Scores of pas wengers in the two rear cars, which were of wood, became panic- stricken when the gasoline burst into flame and fire swept the length of the train. They fought their way to the ends of the cars, dove thru windows and succeeded in get ting clear of the fire before any were severely injured. The students at the College i ered with gasoline and was prob ably fatally burned before his ing clothing could be extinguished. BATTLE RIOTE Unemployed Charge Upon Premier’s House charge and con-} Repeated police. charges, in which heavy truncheons, the bobby's last resort, were wielded freely on heads. and limbs of the struggling unem- ployed, finally forced the mob back from Whitehall and scattered them, for the moment, up the Strand and Cockspur street. The battle was the climax of a march of unemployed upon Downing street. The workless demonstrators sought to carry their cause home to. Britain by clamoring at the gates of the premiers house. Thousands have | come in from all parts of the coun- try to take part in the demonstra- tion, The unemployed army ny divided its forces, for about 10,000 are believed to be in the city. Ap. parliament street end of Whitehall was prepared for by cordons of blue- | coated bobbies, who threw up barri- jeades across the end of Downing street In 1920, when the unemployed last jdemonstrated in extravagant man- Iner, their armies converged upon | Whitehall from several other direo- | tions, some coming from the em- |bankment, while others approach | from Victoria st. ' The first clash today was un- marked by the use of firearms, London's police, even when riot calls are sow |, are not per- | mitted to carry revolvers, The unemployed, who gathered In | great numbers in the square about | (Turn to Page 2, Column 5) LOW CARFARE IDEA WAITS With Councilman C, B, Fitzgerald's |request of the corporation counsel's | office to amend his five-cent carfare ordinance to conform with the may: or’s plan of a straight five-cent fare, with 6\-cent token carrying trans | fer privileges, the agitation for low- er carfare seemed to have halted at ithe city hall, Wednesday, awaiting | subsequent action by the council, | The Fitzgerald ordinance, which provides for a five-cent fare with an additional charge of two cents for transfers, has been pending in the council since mid-summer, proach by another group from the —