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*~ D.C.WOMAN DRUG EXPERT THE * EVENING Home Brew [DONT FORGET To SToP AT THE, TELEPHONE OFFICE!"\WE MUST HAVE A PRIVATE _PHONE LIKE THE JONESES' GOES ON LEAGUE BOARD Mrs. Hamilton Wright Will At- tend Conference on Narcotic Traffic Problems. My neighbor Blitzen took some hops and herbs and roots and barks, and brewed a pail of sparkling slops, to banish care that carks; and then he sipped some forty drops with eloquent remarks. “There is no reason why a hick should suffer and be dry; this brew of mine is pretty slick, it beats the stuff you buy; it has the pep, it has the kick, the potency of rye.” He took another forty drops, directly from the pail, then uttered sun- dry warlike yawps that made me shrink and quail, and tried to whip the village cops who bore him off to jail. The home brew artists have no luck this mad and merry year; through straws of garden hose they suck their nectar, amber clear, and then they're loaded on a truck and jailed for+¥alf a year. They never seem to put across the Special Film Features STAR, WASHINGTON, KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES—We Knnw How Pa Felt. graft they've framed so well; a bowl or two they blithely toss, | and arch their necks and yell, and then they’re seen, a total loss, in some punk prison cell. And, having seen what ills be- fall the home brew sports this year, I do not fill my flagons tall with stuff that looks like beer, but to the hydrant by the wall HOME— ALLAN DWAN PRODUCTION, “The Forbidden Thing” PRINCESS 1119 H N.E. VIOLA DANA in “CINDERELLA TWIN” { MRS. HAMILTON WRIGHT. Her expert knowledge of the opium trafic has gained for Mrs. Hamilton Wright, 1521 New Hampshire avenue northw. this city. a place on the sors” for opium traffic of nations. The ap- 4 1 b pointment b\ the council of the league | MY Steps I sanely steer. CAROL]NA e I N YT o or Dr.| WALT MASON. Hamilton Wright, who for a number| COPYFIEht by George Matthew Adams. WALLACE REID D. C. HEADS INDORSED. Hillsdale Citizens’ Association Will Ask for Better Roads. The Hillsdale Citizens' Association, at a meeting Monday night at the Hillsdale School, went on record as| 5 “heartily indorsing” the mewly ap-| will be held. pointed Commissioners of the District John Jordan, formerly British min-|_Cund H. Rudolph and James F. “THE CHARM SCHOOL” | Extra—FRANK GOBEL, Irish Soloist. —RAPHAEL—, oth and O Sts. N.W. BRYANT WASHBURY, in *THE AMATEUR DEVIL." of years represented the American State Department on the Shanghal commis: traffic there,attending the p ace conference. TUoon his death Mrs. Wright took up his work. There are two conferences of the h year, the first May 1, and t will leave next month where the conferences Her coworkers are Sir EUGENE O'BI “BROADWAY AND HOME. N. CAP. TRUXTON-< “TWO KINDS OF LOVE." And Comedy. 14th Street and R. I Ave. WANDA HAWLBY, in “HER FIRST BLOPPMENT.” CIRCLE 2105 Pa. Ave. N.W. Ph. W. 853 ROSCOE_(Fatty) ARBUCKLE in “THE LIFE OF THE PARTY." Pathe Review. Sidney lm-v- LEADER THEATER S"5uio'® TODAY—NEAL HART, in “SKY FIRB,” Also Fatty Arbuckle, in “Love.” CRANDALL’S ELITE ister to China, and Henry Lreanier |Oyster. of France. A committee was appointed to in- to report for the association on the matter at the office of the Engineer Commissioner, with a request for im- X : provements. City Shy Directory, So Right Ad- school for colored boys, delivered a dresses Are Vital. ah_rér! iaddrless on the work at the in- Be ‘careful about addressing your |Stitution, located at 15th and Galen mail to Shanghai, China, the Post [SUTeets southeast. T John Wilson, president; Ivory Brown, 1t is reported that there is no city , directory issued in Shanghai,” says [{1°® | ""fi'::;‘l Rl fesctery an order issued by Otto Praeger, sec- |gecrotary; Charles Joy, treasurer: J. The Chinese employved as clerks and carriers in_tli United States postal EIf screant-at-arms agency, according to the report, cannot’ be required to remember JUMPS TO SAVE OWN LIFE. Do,r!nons. S n consequence, it is stated, pieces laze, Sims of ‘mall matter not" bearing "locaj | Vith Clothing Ablaze, John s street or other addresses, received Plunges i METROPOL! from the United States, become un- u Into, River. L e G 10tk [ARRIS Senders of mail to Shanghai are | €xplosion, John Sims, twenty-seven X ¥equested to address fully all mail | Years old, a riverman of Rocky point, intended for delivery through the |Md., probably saved his life Tuesday United States agency at that place, nlfihl by placing a line about his waist and thus aid native carriers to mnkelmd plunging overboard from the dredg- spect the roads of Barry Farm and WATCH SHANGHAI MAIL : Mrs. Susan Cook, in charge of a e e The following officers were elected: ond assistant postmaster general. L. Chambers, chaplain, and J. M. Har- names df individuals, firms or cor- deliverable as a general rule. His clothes set ablaze by a gasoline proper delivery. ing boat on which he was at work || CRANDALL'S [5ta e at Cot. Ra. KNICKERBOCKER of Indian Head. 58 £2:30 a.m. the fishing smack Emmn( DA AN O R RO ers Aod COM: ot this city, in command of Capt. }‘DY REST IN PEACE. small FOUNDERS’ DAY OBSERVED s, thie' it in "combana. o dredging craft in to the 11ith st‘reel IQ Theater Sth & E Sta. EAETANTEQBI;‘L DSAYB—LIO\'na BAIIY Phi Sigma Kappa Members Meet | wharf, where the fourth precinct pa- | MORE, in “THE DEVIL'S (-ABDBN trol was summoned and Sims was at Banquet Here. u"tn:(e;iruiu!u the ;Jmerxency H The ennual Founders' day of Phi|bhol He is now suffering pain from |§ - = sigma *Happa " Fraternicy was ob: the burns, but is not in a serious || CRANDALL'S SAYOY THEATER se: y Lambda Chppter of George _HOUSH PETERS, in ‘“THE GREAT Washington University Muesday evening | Head: when Capt. Sanos Wrines of toaen | | THabmeMar.~ Asd COMEDY, “PUSSY- at a banquet in the La Fayette Hotel. | Roads, Charles county, Md., in command > Among those who spoke were Gilbert [of the dredging craft, and Sims were J. Morgan of Baltimore, a member of | filling a_gasoline tanik. s in a the fraternity's supreme court; Presi- [nearby lantern ignited the gasoline, dent Samuel T. Holmgren of the local | SPraying Sims with liquid fire. He grab- chapter, Dr. Charles W. Needham, so- a line from the locker of the boat, leitor for the Interstate Commerce ;"”"g xtinguianing the Dlase. V" Commission: Walter C. Brandes of the | P93rd: extinguiahing the blaze S St s The fishing smack was hailed anc ocal chapter,.and Warren oate. | took the craft in tow, making Wash- assistant secretary of thp Federal|ington under full speed ahead. Dr. Trade Commission. Stibbs of the Emergency Hospital Mr. Brandes, who is a member of | said that Sims was resting comfort- the fraternity’s national council, out- | ably today. limed plans for the biennial conven- tion of the fraternity, which will be HERE,S ! held in Washington in 1922. Hudson C For 8 by 10 condition. FOOT. TOMORROW — RRYANT WASHBOR “A FULL HOUSE." And GAR AND THE TEACHER'S O PET. ATIONAL 5% 22 Sat., 2:20 DAVID l!bl.l“(‘h tndl Present CHARLES FROHMAN § A New Comedy in Three Acts. The Romantic Yong hdy BUNDAY—SEATS SEL! F0. M. COHAN'S COMEDIANS The Biggest Musicsl Hit ou Earth, MARY Ts’t Tt & Grand O1d Name! CAPITO in ED- McKee was chairman of the commit- tee of arrangements, and W. F. Stickle acted as toastmaster. Spring Flowers in all their beauty at Gude's, 1214 ¥ street.—Advertisement. Theater Pa. sve., at 11t Besutiful. $:15—8:15 Enlar = : OYLAND” COUNTERFEITERS AT WORK. gements || GINLS FROM JOTLAND Counterfeiters are working on fed- —You will SUNDAY—*TITTLE TATTLES” get %ahty workman- ip here all the time. M. A. LEESE ¥'34.%: eral reserve notes again. This time the Treasury Department reports that the specimen at hand is an the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago, IIL. The portrait of Jackson is poor- ly executed and should not deceive those who are careful in handling money. it is said. CHAMBER MUSIC CONCERT Flonzaley Quartet Central High School Auditorfum Monday Evening, March 21, 8:30 P.M. mvmm:y(mnnm Reserved Se .75 and 50 Cents T Am-r s-hh. 1308 G Street Genevieve’s Gown Shop 717 11th St. NW. All-Jersey, Taffeta Silk Ruffle Massage Petticoats, $3.98 Vibrators We carry a wonderful line of electrical massage vibrators. Every one abso- lutely guaranteed. $2.95 2 S CAEE ll’:"}a“s"!oll:l LA NNEOTICUT ‘ AVENUE TELEPHONE NOETH 6815 GRAPES Friday and Saturday Special $5 Star Vlbrator, complete, cut to.. bNew Universal Molor Vi- rator, most won- derfal value ..... $12-50 Standard Universal Motor Vibrator, with BOX $22.00 - $25%r $45.00 speed control . Shelton V:brator, best made ... Professional brator, for doc- tors and others.. Home Treatment High Frequency Ma:hint.s HEE 525.00 Electric Ha:r'.$25.00 s Teat- $5.98 » Home me nt Electric Electrical Dept. { Mary Sweet, 709 D St. N.W. Complete Stock of Edison Mazda Lamps All Sizes, All Shapes The Gibson Co., Inc. 917 G St. N.W. | CRANDALL’S CRANDAL!.'S AVENUE nmum 645 Pa. Ave. S.E, SUN APOLLO THEATER 24 B N.E. B MAR- And COM- me l“l ni lrvll‘ Sts. N.W. EN 6 P.M. A Special Pro- way and Corra Comedy, morrow, 1 ver Hord O'DONNELL’ ROBERTSON ‘r"nns Featuring W «tnnod O’DONNELL' Revere Theater Ga.Ave.8FPK.Rd. s 4 Rex Beach's ‘“The Sil- NEW THEATER 535 Sth St. S.B. IAL PRODUC- 1431 U ST. N. w. HONOR AND OBEY A " STRA Sth at D Street N.W. Continuous From 12 Noon. VAUDEVI LLE SUPERB MISS SHlRLEY MASON “WI NG TOY" EMPIRE 911 H St. NE. REGINALD FOX aud MADGE STUART, “THE BRANDED SOUL” €th & O Sts. N.E. NEW STANTON ;32 4.5 55035 CONSTANCE TALMADGE in “Dangerous Business” TOMORROW —"PASSION"—TOMORROW B. F. KEITH'S . Daily 3:13 32 HoPy 2058 “Greatest Ovation”—Post ETHEL LEVEY The American Sipging Comedienze, CICCOLINI The Great Grand Opera Tenor Triamph, Juline Tannen. Dillon & Parker. Jsck Comway & Co. Mand Maller & Ea. smhy Percy Ath Keit -e-—'Ke~ ’ ' EXTRA ADDED A'ITRACI'ION St. Mary’s Industrial School Boys’ Band FIFTY-ONE YOUNG SYMPHONY ARTISTS The Best Boys’ Band in the Werld Keith’s—0nl7, saturday. ’s P LOEW’'S ALAcE tinuous, 10:30 a.am—11 LAST THREE DAYS DOUGLAS D. O, THURSDAY, MARCH 17, 1921 _IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIII FAIRBANKS IN “THE NUT”. —BEGINNING SUNDAY— THOMAS MEIGHAN In the Frontier of the Stars LOEW’S OLUMBI Ceatinueus, 1030 2. m—11 p = NOW PLAYING -, Paramount Presents Willlam DeMille’s Triumph “WHAT EVERY WOMAN KNOWS” By James M. Barrie, LOIS WILSON and CONRAD NAGEL PUBLIC LECTURE School of Foreign Service, Georgetown Untversity. “The United States as a Factor in the Development of International Of the Yale University Law School Auditorium, National i & dy to supply just the Kind of Stationesy you want. Batteries oeeceo The Gibson Co., Inc. 917 G St. N.W. E. Morrison Paper Co., 1000 Pa. Ave. kit d Museum_ 10th and B Sts. N.W. Frigay Evening, March 18th At 8:30 0’Clock PUBLIC INVITED PaRDON iR, DUT WNT THAT A NOST UNHANDY PLACE TOR A TELEPHONE P NO, TH Dapw THING ALWAYI RINGS WHEN It W T BATH TUB' M. to 11 P. M. —Sunday— Doors Opes CRANDALL’S_—j F Street at Tenth at 2:30 L LAST THREE DAYS . | A SPARKLING COMEDY-ROMANCE MiLDRED HARRIS GHAPLIN Supported by Myrtle Stedman, Irving Cummings, John Sainpols, Awita Btewart’s Brother Geerge, and a Brilliant Ensemble, in bolu B. Mayer's Delightfully Naive Picturization of a Btory That Af- fords Its Star Far Greater Opportunilies Than “The Woman in His House”—As Egoception- ally Amusing and Geauinely Appesling Camera Version of Eleanor Hallowell Abboil's Sprightly Tale of Impulsive Young Girlhood and Preoccmpied Middle Age. ‘‘OLD DAD” ADDED LAUGHMAKER, “TOONERVILLE'S FIRE BRIGADE"—NEWS—SYMPHONY—TOPICS IIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIHIIIIIIIHllllllllllllmllllIIIIIIIIIIIIHIlllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHIHIIIIIII St. Patrick’s Party Tonight Poli’S =~ mA:_ SHUBERT-GARRICK | C Pl G TONIGHT, ] X FlNear Tth 2oc*%nnent “ Iq Pop. Mat. Today. Best Seats $! A*‘rmlhily,z&s-S\m.,S&SD l Guosts of principal bo P“n t yLASTZWEEKS . GRIFFITH’S \ > ASTFRPIECE A Washington Treat BRUCE HEALY’S - MUSIC e ?h?ng.::"* y \ PEN.CARD Saint Patrick’s Night Also known as Penn Gardens . March 17, 1921 At Arcade Auditorium 14th and Park Road N.W. Second Grand Ball Under the Auspices of the Musicians’ Protective Union Continuons Dancing From 830 to 12 P.M. Admisaion, per couple, $1.10 Including Tax Pa, Ave. at 21st N.W. *Pm Music| The Ideal Place to Dance Qs S0e to § Mats. 25c to $1. New York is payimg $5.00 a seat. “Well worth $10.00 a seat.” —New York Herald. Seats NOW ON SALE for mext week. 17 *woe&-—ll Xk Kok = er!ml(lw SAMAROF F In & Becital Beethoven Sonatas ! K z x. » Camedy of Pacisen Lite. THEO KARLE The Theater :m: Epcnl Force <TOTO” CLAUDE ROBESON, Ooaducter RICHARD BURTON aoretny 2t St % e |i] 15t B NH Ko, Tuesday, 8:30 Auspices Washington Society of the Fine Arts. FRIDAY, 4:30—NATIONAL Tickets, $2.50, $2.00, §1.50, $1.00 GAYETY—Ninth Below F A% T T eaion, VICTORY BELLES Ve W Bl G ShabertBelaseo it ; "5.%0%% e INSTEIN CLUB b nITIlIcHSTEIII RUB elters.” —London Times. RUTH DRAPER Original Character Sketches. Next Sun., Seats Thurs., 50¢ to $2.50 Tickets—$3.00, $1.50, $1.00 “The Long and the Of the University of Minnesota, Central High School Auditerinm, Thursdsy Evening, March 17, 8118 0'Clock. Admission .. Short of It Third in a Series of Talks on. “The Modern American Woman— r Dress” Given under the Ausplces of Wilson Normal Commum!{ Center Friday Evening, March 18 at 8 n the Auditorium of the Wilson Normal School 11th and Harvard Sts. Admission Free Belasoo Hit POLLY WITH A PAST “Rest 2 Comedy, in Peace” v M = (T RIALTO 11 AM~LAST 3 DAYS—I11 P.XX A Great Stage Success A Photodramatic Triamph Goldwyn Presents THE CONCERT With e Cast Inclading LEWIS 8. NE, MYRTLE STEDMAN, GERTRUDE ASTOR, RAYMON HATTON Special Masical Featares Concert Prologue Daniel Breeskim, Violin Robert Bond Gotta, Piano Orchestra Auxiliaries ALL? AN DWAN GARDEN 11 A. R—ALL WEEK—11 P. N, Mh‘——-flg*& I--IIMM‘ GODLESS MEN A‘-lol From the Bt by Ben Ames fl_‘ Subsidiaries BEGINNING SUNDAY Universal Presents WALTOR “ALL DOLLED WP nrel-m DANCING. . ACHER, 8TUDIO, 1 lu:;ly and rna-y K1 Private and Class DANCING | arase, DAVISON’SE€1329 M n.w.in Toddia, SCHOOL OF DANCING, " 1318 NEW YORK AVE. Next to New Masonic Private course lessons, half r school. You pointment. call ‘and inspect need not have an DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOUWANTTO DANCE Samt Patrick’s Night ‘hursday, March 17 NEW YORK CONSERVATORY Will Teach You to Dance 10 AM. to 11:30 P.M. Latest steps in refin- &0 ballroom dancing Foxr Trot, . Waits .nu 21l other TODA’ ek with dam dances. Every evening. Twe Places—Tel. Fr. 2766 506 9th & 434 7th Sts. N.W. M'Ilnl 2 avate x_z-.-‘ a badisem m st e e R (LT i B ek Row ST C&I‘HERINE BALLE tume? We ce” resutta, Beglaners: class; Tuesdays, 8:30 to 10. Hours. 1 to 10 p.m. 23% MISS CHAPPELEAR