Evening Star Newspaper, April 18, 1891, Page 14

14 THE EVENING STAR: WASHINGTON, D.C, SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 1891—SIXTEEN PAGES. = = adapted to the keeping of the Broadway music stores conversing. One of the WOMEN HAVE IDEAS. |is™srcslivarsnstiostritee ON AND OFF THE STAGE| tare seesnerssseeteee (IN THE SADDLE. duced such interesting things asa bath tub prises. He was saying: “I would like to find a and sofa combined in one piece of furniture, a really fresh voice in @ young girl—one that had The Patent Centennial Marks an| trun and urrat ant astepindicr tet insn| Interesting Notes About Theaters | 1,0" th public wi” sand. many tebe Facilities for the Enjoyment of Equea- ON THE NIGHT FORCE. - e — W: Bure foung Men Who Punch With Care Under = ee JUST RECEIVED TWO CAR LOADS FINISHING UP THE COUNT IN THE CENSUS OFFICR— t ok — i = : TRE COMPLICATION OF THE THING—RECORDING or $ 3 A ironing board in disguise. " shortcomings in = singer ‘young an‘ ; : . STATISTICS BY MACHINERT—SOME FUX EX- jpoch in Their Inventior Another presumably fair inventress has pat- d Theatrical People. handsome and possesses « positively good voice. | trian Exercise About Washington, PARLOR FURSITURE, E In - ented a “stmproved opr holder,” though Te = eatrical P The splendid method shown, ‘srelt and ly TH® BIRTH OF A NATION. TRACTED FROU 4 DAT BOMIESS. just to say that from the newspaper poin’ women is pl out we e to make a penta — ween lescaee es © f view th: holder d ged yng sensation with © besutiful novice who would First imitea | _ Such vast amount of work is still to be SOME FEMININE INVENTIONS. | provement so much as does the proof reader, | REALISM IN THE DRAMA. ting with the freedom of = bird.” AT THE SOLDIERS’ HOME. — ao done in the population division of the census save wanes cata A “folding scaffold” is not designed for pur- the subject was under discussion « girl ‘The tic the ‘tutional | DUresu that it was deemed necessary by Super- eo yoses of execution, but merely for windows. of twenty, tall, deep-chested and erect, entered ineugaration of the fret consti intendent Porter to detail night force in this ‘Not Long Ago It Was Said That Women Never | In the same collection of valuable feminine | Endeavoring to Advertise an Improper Play the place and told one of the attendants that | No More Beautiful Spot in Which to Ride—| president of Brazil was a very simple cere- division, and he dietn thin tin ot ‘nit. os ‘ Invented Anything, But They Are Now Pat- | {cies are « life raft, an impregnable chicke in New York—The Arbitrary Power of the | #he wished to obtain a song. of which she did| Some Take Cross Country Spurts and Others | mony, but it was an impressive one. The ted baa, om o- THESE GOODS MUSZ-BE SOLD. coop, an adding machine, a portable summer a not know the name. She had heard it sung and xe newspapers of Rio arriving by the latest mail Poin: more than eight hundred persons, enting Two Hundred Inventions Annually— fly o w, a model] ™Mayor—How an Impressario Discovered @| bad caught he| Pretend They Do—A Typical Young Couple both men and w: i house, ly treps, an improved seesa ght part of it by ear.’ She hoped =| badan aun Sobaceatting-l arabe \d women, as skilled Inborers at a ny Some Things They Have Thought Of. im elevator on a new plan, a device for num-| Volee—The Spanish Dancers—Good Stories. | would be able to Fecognize it, and, sitting down Described. teresting description salary of $50 per month, as operators on what 7 SUITES SACRIFICED, ering houses, processes for imitating marble toan piano that stood close at hand, she casion. On the 24th of February three printed ne an tho edicts’ ing tabulating and stained glass, ethod of preserving eggs, sang a few bars of the melody. Every one hear- ay SIRS copies of the new constitution were brought hine, re ricel = ed — TPON THE WOMEN OF THIS cocNTRY | improved Indde ‘ rocking chair that fans the | Spectal Correspondence of The Evening Star. ing the voice, Including the impressario, recog- pu WERE ON HORSEBACK AND OF | into the chamber of deputies and signed by acsany mm Psst ae = hed pene GRR TER DENLAT IB OUR WINDER, ‘ am > 5 g, alloy! Tematl tood # large part of the glory of the patent con-| Proverving gueneni and. a war veenel that New Yorx, April 17, 1891. case was a one, | 4 course they rode up Connecticut avenue | the 226 senators and deputies present. The gen 4 The clerk knew tbe sonj \d got a copy of it of the inventor tennial celebration has deen cast. Within the | susceptible of being converted off-hand into a| /[YHE BEST LAID PLANS 0' MICE AND forthe younglady. Theimpreserio approached | 84d Were seen by a Stax reporter. This thor- | document was then read to the assembled au- ventor can be appreciated. Many . ‘IT WILL last century they have entered, for the first | land fort by simply taking it apart. Who says theatrical men gang aft a’glee. This is | and itely asked if he might not be al- | Oughfare of fashion is the only possible route | dience and after reading it the president said: wheel men a bee gy | time in the history of the world, as compotitors | that “women never invent anything?” oftenest so'when boomers of plays contrive de- | lowed to hear the song, which was s favorite of | by which one can get from the city into the| “The constitution of therepublicof the United | young'men whe neve her earth ae Paons with men in the field of original contrivance. THE FIRST ICK CREAM FREEZER. vices of publicity. A drama made out of a | his ancien —_ — Kady ron country—that isto say, many people seem to | States of Brazil is now promulgated, and after orn vigil. The appointments were made ave mea Bo rapidly have their steps in this direction | Only last year there died here in Washington | notoriously indecent novel was brought out in Fm grace the song throughout. ‘When she had | ‘Bink so, and there are certain equestrians, both | fifteen months of revolutionary government our abe * seger ag ey Soret Wehner ted eras accelerated that in the last two years and a| the woman, Mrs. Nancy Johnson, who in 1843 | this city. Notwithstanding the ill-fame of the | finished all who had heacd ‘exchanged glances | Male and female, who are veritable land marks | country from this moment enters into a legal | *#°t they operative much longer, half they have secured from the goveramont | Hsvented the first ice cream freezer. Up to | book and the announcement that ite worst in- | of surprise, and the impressario proceeded to | of that street. At certain hours every fair af-| status. [Applause.} It must be acknowledged | (202 the work in hand is so enormons that itis r °G | believed it will be well into the fall ere it is BARGAINS YOU WILL FIND INSIDR exclusive rights in five hundred machines and | that time the tool used to make ice cream was | cidents were to be represented on the stage the — the singer. z le Le ‘that bene thecal ternoon you will see them going up the avenue | that, thanks to the patriotic exertions of this completed. and other devices sprang from their own wits. | fra qbman patentee in thts country men Mary | SUdiences were very small during a week or ten | $7 Obscure amateur ho wished @ chance to be | and at «certain hour later in the day you will Spasress. the nation's legitimate representa- azz, soars. — No longer can it be said, as of old, that the fe-| Kies of Connecticut—the state that has more | 48¥® Then the projector of the unfortunate | had never yet found the courage to apply to | nd them coming down. “What goes up must ane lepPle use}, es mo received at first The new men, like those in other vocations, male of our species “never invents anything.” | inventors in proportion to its population than | enterprise conceived that if he could raise an |e manager. When she was assured that her | Come down” is a well-known law of nature, and thi U id fe the | voi traordi she blushed | the unwritten, bi inexorable law of : £ Scie mene ypslnaprneclertiaparenery tik Today thousand of her inventions are re- | ®8Y other in the Union. Her idea was for | official protest against the character of voice wasan extraordinary one e un ut equally inexoral w i and more intelligent ones have been selected, os tapes parece tos at Weshington, pr g straw with silk thread. ‘The notion of | piece ite financial fortune would still be posal- Fidiantly, and, upon receiving the cara of the | fashion says that he or she who rides up Con- until, as a rule, they will compare favorably] “14 STH AND RENNA AVE oss for Tar 8: liabic type was a woman's. But only a So the mayor, suddenly all ina day, re- Sy alg orak taked fo call at his fice | necticut avenue must be certain to ride down it, | tion, founded on a system ‘amply federative in | with the average young business man. Some has boon discovered by a writer for Tax Stak, | suggestion can be given here of the great con- Pda) the next day, she openly confessed her confu- its character [applause], the only system that | are law stude: the wherewithal t eovering all the arts and industries known to| tributions which petticoat genius libs tuade to | Ceived something like a dozen letters convey- | sion sea light im © hundred smiles and | t00. It matters not howshabby or dirty gpulook | Ou, "Drrcres (applause), coiek piomeis te | club Gisienie’ef Eee en re) Au N; hidkimanesio, invention in the United States. Think how | ing to him denunciation of this performance | stammered expressions of gratefulness. coming down, but you must be spruce and clean ae cauene gnd in South | clerks, ‘who apparentiy ace meres tet of] OTE Att Nacur. many women invento1 calling upon him to stop it. The mayor | |The sequel of this incident is that the young | when you goup. Your horse's shoes must be folie savtel tn euth Ainerion.. (ap-| dagloting Gro tcl tone en | te On etal Ge eee 4 POCKET SPITTOON. who preferred to remain in the background | believed that these letters emanated from the | lady is now learning several parts in opera and | blackened, and you yourself must be quite im-| plause.] Fellow citizens, all bail Brazil, majority of them ary attending ened denne | Buble we will Keep owe = Some of these contrivancesdevised by women | and ‘permit their fathers, theater itself and his own ingenuity proved | will be sen in New York next winter, when the | rackenedy and - ‘4 the | country, the Brazilian Long live | the Ths ‘night Sees seperta Sa ree ATA y oo pacogteTa, are rmmariably intersting, |For example | brothers o appear a he ahors of their ore-| uate suscient to bicck” the grime “at wae | imprenario Hopes to succesfaliy explo his Eeelonk comin to secepelenle you nad Se | sas Beal {Le duty “ai the “Interocean” bullding ‘at A UNDER Mt Ps there isa “pocket spittoon,” designed te core | tions. olintider, t00, ,how much belp the | attemp! ‘upon ‘ ur law about | theory e pul yearning fora = ‘Seec you: bees Ge aamanrans 01585 pan, and, oth an tetenlaben Hs ‘ - Indies, ! give the men in the | theatrical licenses is ‘singular in convey-| voice in a young body regardless of the ex- lashed “3 . : the objectionable habit of indiscriminate ex- | devel t of herghic. tine is aheol bi upon | treme culture that can only accompany ad-| etter. If your hat m smashed. well and fifteen minutes to refresh the inner man, | Our for, tion. Provided with one of these a ge. | Galvani's wile had not been sick, 00 tbat ne | he mayor. Wor any reason, orfor no reaton, | vanced agen The tachaent hee bees eet, | S208. fou have broken stirrup strap ora AWAITING THE TEST OF TIME. Tork incessantly until 11:90 p.m. | They oo- | Rep ant tensions fess the : pan can chew tobacco at ense in the most | was ebliged to make frog leg soup for her, the | he may refuse to license. There is no | related, for its publication will doubtless cause hanging you sre quiteshero. All these}. Deputy Serzedello said that to the constitu- ae ieee a ee FE nat Ay auitg © saretul mapection of eee eee ee and ithe ag Ser,ck | frogs would not have been lying ‘on the table | appeal from his decision. ‘The object of this | a rush upon the music stores by amateur vocal COUNTY, had Peet You had been riding cress | tion must now be applied the test of time. At Sugeest ee gnnoring his hostess by squirting the offensive | amid his electrical apparatus: five wire would | peculiar legislation was. to prevent keepers of | sta who’ will wish to sit owe tad ting Wo ako 7 = fo is not | Present they must respect it and defend iteven | duty the first night are likele ro Lene ae, pe Se eee. A ueneee aa touched the limb of one of the | disreputable resorts from taking their cases | hope that an enterprising impressario will be | {gether give you the sir of «man who is not 4 = y night are likely to become dis- | ancock's Porous Plaster. form” is made of india rubber with tube at | batrachians, setting the animal off intos frantic | into tue courte and’ thee keoping their estab- wiltin hearing. afraid of anything on earth. at the risk of their lives. EhUraged at the ever-increasing intricacies of | Gennan Porous Piasters, 10¢ Sted es Get hey Botlown ep ete a we fancy dance, and galvanism would have re-|lishments open during long delays. Well, STAGE REALISM FOR A PACT. 4 YOUNG DuDE's TRIOK. agit Presented the following motion, which, | M6, — ogra ee | Ses Seay Reon: t of fatness and thus be made : ‘ y 7 ce ords Cesar Zana, | resign , aerre, equally well for a slender maiden or the most | ™ained for the time being undiscovered. Mayor Grant sent « note requesting the owner} A few managers of cheap theaters were| There usedto bee young manin this city es nn |heak. Aeueed af tac chuinamnememio ae. arte P corpulent of middle-aged ladies. There is also NO FLYING MACHINES. y 4 ly ted: i utins ae ae han who was accustomed, when he rode out in the | reas pemmous the sole sovereign | COmpanied to # remote part of the operating ‘Thus far the'women inventors have not ex- | d¢lighted by the summons, for he knew that all . le 7 **"| country, to throw his hat in the mud and make | Stem bete assembled. now so natin | Foom by instructors (very gentlemanly’ aud ex. the ner sort, power, since all else is merged into the nation, though presumably wach a thing would be ®| hibited much activity in investigating the prob- : escd weet Hine: eit oa tall his horse alk ovec it. Then | be would coms | in whose presence the revolution and dictator- = cea — en ay ts most useful convenience for popular actresses | Jems of " Pagiore Ethan 1 sa age Tealiom,” said one indi: | Gown Connecticut avenue this battered | ship cease to exist, hereby decrees that this | CO™ ina mthusiastic over — the Stier pattie Sereciien, whe, im traveling | 555, asctoen cd insirown tested cguine |eotmmiel ool xeiocaeG hia | een, tho Splace that” givaeit to you | 4 bend-gear on. Such hat asi ‘The | day, the 24th of February, the most important Savectionty She muatiion ae ened eae ee go Seeeions of tm | thoce shown fa ike model Toom ef thetatent| “if you. will goto see. the play,” ould the | Our fre trace fap ent waren 20.702. | a of the old tramp that bas been Mbps in for | dave in tae tage reps eee * . a ay Ham. tasporteat, 2 Bovinine’ mail’ & “portable balcony,” for purpose unknown, ovine, win lange botties.. e for New York. Just to give you an idea of the | @0Rths, after having been preserved in an ash | day of national festivity.” n ; | g0 to t mgth and half a foot in breadth, and has « Gaeaeee eaehamed wid iow | Office by which one gentleman proposes to fly ‘and will designate any portions which . late full of ¢ whore they might happen to be staring: sat | With folding wings like those of « bird, steering | You deem indecent we will promptly modify or | roal look of ita peste of Genllanren tose Nee pets oie apr oper ccovifrenfian ae agra) hich ont inpertentas trea rn 2 make & graceful response from its platform. | Ti, Hie {ail feathers, It wase man who con-| @zcinde them” ne play,” eid She'baighe, Soe) Shee ieee snow te. other 11.55 that the comic payers eve depicted as the oe corgress (hen proceeded to the election | | Theve little holes play a conspicuous part in Ser thcca te to Lens eet likewise io b* | pose a kite of vast area within which sails re-| mayor, “and I have neither the power nor d fiagration in’ the third act began they aed pp gd oes ooh grey POLAT has poner or mm fee eee pole gel ver ge P y Thave wer nor s ‘ lowing result: Manoal Deodoro da Fonueca, | Ubiquitous and much-abused cerisus enumera- volve, while a basket containing the nger | position to criticise it. But I believe it is an took fright. We work it up,|GeTeraduste after a college “rush,” are all s Bae: A DZEP-SEA TELESCOPE. hangs Teneath.” The aie iciantlar Garant ty | tmanéeal thug sed Tvequast yoo wake i ot Soe ony tn big noise, and | ae a cqmpared with the muddy, trampled |129; Pradento Jove de Moraes Barros, 97; | {0"* Attached to ym a A really valuable invention of feminine origin | the feet for progress and with a balloon to neu- | the stage immediately.” those chaps finally thought the scenery wasreally | Con ecticut arcoue oo banchnck. He aaa'te | Floriano Peixto, 8; Joaquin Saldanha Marino, | piece af stat just large cnough to admit of its is a deep-sea teleseope with a lamp attachment, | tralize gravity, isa male design, and the same | The caller smiled covertly, and said: “Of | on fire, and what did they do but begin throw- iat Ga asocen pesca ‘and when people, | 2;, 49% Hygino Duarte Pereira, 1; blank, 2 | Peing put inta the helen. The tee a wo ee by the aid of which the bottom of the ocean | ™ay_be said of’ the ship that1s propelled by a | course, we understand very’ well that your | ing the fire grenades that are on the walls of | Put on Knee, roel ey Di ee, | For vice president the vote was as follows: | strutidt that it vue, may be examined for wrecks, obstructions to | idmill on board when thero is wind and by | honor has not the power of a censor to prohibit | the theater at the stage. My leading man got | "0 Were you hurt?” ie woul repli Floriano Peixoto, 158; Eduardo Wandenkolk, | the keyboard at will, Just above thiw beard Bavigation and torpedoes on occasion. With | ®,Scncts of ronmcalive ecient nee shanna | Thetis true,” was the rejoinder, “but the | ii kine need and he may dle, and the leading | Pot 'uim “ct ado ‘high fence’ aed be euldnt Piligibe. 4: Custodio Tove de Melon” "Visible to. the operator isa space acter ane Streawure shinibefore | made to o forward ‘by the swinging’ of a | license of that theater expires on May Land it | throat, L've got te lot up on the orton ence | make it and fell back. I'm a little shaken up, ‘On the 26 og esin length and three taches in be moved to any point on ee : J ° " 26th the president and vice lent " “ szaz from the grussome corpece and open the | Ding cuilaed torre e DrepclEy ah the neeee | | fhe only situs a thie interview pricked “cWe're in a acrapedown at our place,” said | BO4Y ume upon the fraud out inthe country calves tne La took ipecae tar occas ox tao) expartoseng cheste filled with gold and sliver ingots. That pry eras Prechipe pd ai yeah bey hecho] peat atom SEES Gt Chia pols’ Win: vee | m amall Sas maae otis hed listo Searpicoent trampling on ee Ieee terpeeed Pm and the latter on the left of i The key board is divided into twenty-five for what she calls an “inaprowel corteeroclee. | bFoken in the middle 4o that the waves hump | the agent of the owner of the theater, and the | to the above anecdote. “The wonderful real. iat aiestly athecoard noeebece to koce. of the congress, who then said: “areas.” The first contains the answer to the intended for preservative purposes, while still |} UP anddown and thus produce power to | entirely feasible suggestion of the mayor to| ism of our iceberg scene in the second act of dee lauala te the “The president and vice president of the re- | enumerator's initial question as to whether you | another has rights in an “improvement in floral | “8K the propeller. In these important ques- | refuse a license for the ensuing year, thus com- | our melodrama threatens to get us into court, orth public are here for the purpose of making, in ge heeagge-he tions of transportation woman seems to take | pelling an utter disuse of the property for | Ihave noticed for along time that as soon as Cost OF TRE LaDY's CLoTmEs. ~ - Se ee Re ae ey talgeed, Sa creas ae een an | Oe eal purposes, was indeed ‘charming The | the curtain is rung up on the act the men in| All this is a paronthosis and the thread of this | promise required of them by the constitution | brevintion “U. S.” is given by letters next to Which consists of a flat block of woo! fall of | $230 machines or boats that move themseives. | party withdrew and the condemned play wus the audience all turn up the collars of their | article, which was broken taters. it had really | promulgated.” [Applauso.] one of the small holes. In the same space are ar tent y hy ‘like | Neither does site dabble in etual motion. | uot performed again. The publication of the | coats and the women’s noses begin to get red, y 3 abbreviations, such as “N. 0.” if you were small perforations and opening on a hinge like | NGyper does alte Ssetbas econ bac aiation’) Sick tah theciaie wee giving anyattentionto| but I never though: there would be any | O¢&Um to be manifest, must be taken up again. TAKING THE REQUIRED AFFIRMATION. not, “C. 8.” if a confederate soldier, and others ahem. It requires no but is simply to be | sor a patent he's alwaye ese aie ianoya the subject sent a great crowd to the doors | serious result from the marvelous reprint They were on horseback then, and, of course,| The president and vice president then made | relating to the same question. The second Biased ta om tated bed, when cxcottloust | Working model and that settles him. ‘The pro-| that evening, but they had to be turned away | tion of extrome cold. The ether night, how. | they Fode up Counecticut avenue. "She had on | the following affirmation, required by article | question asked by the enumerator is whether the presence of the constituent congress. the | Were ® United States soldier, for which the ab- | :3 i ee = fessional model makers here Jo not consider it | and the real reason of the sudden olosure is | ever, # pale and emaciated young man and his | ® brown hubit, made by a famous tailor in New | 44 of the constitution: you are the head of the family; if so, the Sapatated siete riding. The block is of | sheir business to criticise the devices of their | here given for the first time. mother occupied one of the stage boxes. Both | Fork at acostaf @106, She wore the dearest | “.t pyomise tomaintain and observe with per- | simple abbreviation “Hd. inform: po opting ad , en, pul fuscher, | Customers; so long as they are paid they are THE MAYOR'S ARBITRARY POWER. seemed to oujoy the drama during the first act, | li worth ther weight in gold almost, tion by inserting the steel bar mto the adjoin- Wore, after som. find the trap more the ailair is take: put into boiling wa- ter. This is a «port calculated to afford much innocent amusement to the ho: cane aenaate ‘| entirely willing to embody in wood or metal 2 ; Miructive. Once inva wicle | S2¥thing you please, no matier how absurd it | ,,7"e Arbitrary power in the matter of Hcens- is. But their best efforts in perpetual motion | 86 Places of public amusement is not alw: models do not go. Not a day passes that people | U8ed 80 happily. Besides the many little but when the curtain rose on the second, re- | ©O8t $95. Upan her head a sawed-off silk hat | fect loyalty the federal constitution,to promote | ing hole and pressing it makes was little round Yealing the icebergs and gray sky, I noticed ‘and thie hat eost #10. In her | the general welfare of the republic, to obey its | hole in the blank card, and so it goes on over a backbors bandied malacca | laws and preserve ite union, integrity and in-| the whole «list of questions, ‘provision being Present from some reckless ndence.”” made for the recording of ‘every imaginable do not apply at the patent oflce for patents on | museums there wore two. really big establie-| aria fee aon arte ige ee eet. | young manasa cost of at least €15. Upon her| The president of the congress then said: | answer dj inventions long antedated on the records. The | ments in this city, Huber's Pelace oad Dong | “After a few moments the chatter of his teeth | wrist’ was "a leather bracelet into winch wes | “The tre highest magistrates of the nation, | Various arbitrary combinations of letters are ‘A PANTALOON TREF. most pathetic spectacle to be seen in Washing-| Musee, which gave an immense amount of pop- | 1isturbed the actorson the stage, aud pres-| buckled @ small gold watch with the face | elected in conformity with the constitution | devises to stand for oiileernt etato wet ae Many of these devices invented by women ex- | ton, not even excepting the disappointed oftice | ular diversion for a time, and were conducted | ently the gallery calied down to him to go | *howing, and this little toy had cost fond | promulgated, are now inaugurated. In this | tries in which a person may be bern. Even Sor press the most beautiful and unseltish devotion | Seeker, is the would-be patentee who has come to | in an orderly, respectable fashion. Another | home, as his shivering was spoiling the per- Eslongings cc ae, Made ta kee Topenemyerine popirpers sus offic ae ~ aot = ee =a ‘The to the comfort and convenience of the men | ‘75 capital vith » wonderful idea and finds that | operator named Worth Re ee eee ee Taare etn | Menyin tortan that aan okie nomen ine representative, I express an earnest desire for | place of birch of the parents isalso punched folks. One is a“pantaloon tree,” though it prearmskeon pin theatrical district, investing ‘heavily in the | s latter from the mother saying thet her son | ‘ould be alleded to, ‘snd, indeod, if ouch | the welare of our enuutry ofthe kighenemagin | Doneae similar facts are recorded by means | | Handoline is unequaled se » beeutifier of must not be imagined that what tome people THE UNIVERSITY CLUB. roperty. To his great astonishment, when | bad died from a cold caught while watching | @llusion were made it would startle Tux Stan's | trates of the nation, fecling assured that they | of these combinathac, ‘ont, it renders the akin winta, susooth call “pants” actually grow upon this interest. peck ra Rewen cit saad Gas te ee by | the iceberg scene of our drama, and declaring | readers by its brevity—the value, then, of her | will do their duty and seck to lead the country i ieelianh emia Elsen, stove” Every indy “Sousa ing arboreal ¢ It is merely designed | 1¢ 44 Going to Build a House of Its Own— yor's clerks that no license could | that she was about to sue us for damages, as- | habit and the one or two things that necessarily | to the high destiny that awaits it. [Applause] He, wife. and se SRNL EE SE TELE S BRNEUEY SeHMRMBE RTOS TERE RS EMNNENEREME ENE! Shea 8 GSrSEREET aa use it. A ith i . it Expert punchers are likely to start on a card to keep trousers in Another is a ‘that ht to Ge With it was about $300. I request the committees to accompany the 4 4 “mustache spoon, to keep that pieareemtin gear cla *Rihat ie patrots to danger by being tip recistig' Tie YOUNG Max's O=T-UP. President and viee president of the republic.” | and punch away without taking their eyes from masculine ornament out of the soup, anda |/[VHE UNIVERSITY CLUB OF WASHING- i "was the| | The silence that followed this ancedote was] ‘The young man who was with her wore a pair ‘THE PRESIDENT'S ADDRESS. the machine until the answer to the question of third = perepir Hon-proof paper shirt, the ton is about to erect a new home for itself, | cool answer. “Simply mayor will not | only broken by a tall man with a slim neck who paterial of which consists f two layers of thin and tough paper of a peculiar kit stratum of fish glue be 2 its fair originator cigars,” her idea being that e have attached to it a coru-stalk mouthpiece, which is expected to improv which is expected to be the handsomest club Ucense you.” i ni th of Ne ‘The di i house in the United States south of New York. | , ‘The ¢ ismared showman conrulted lawyers, Gentlemon behind the bar called out 40 the |@ yacht. Hohad had them made in London, | tering. The sitting was suspended for the pur- No final determination has as yet been reached y told b a Green| eT where they had cost him a couple of pounds,or | pose of writing the official journal of the a location, but it will be on one of | The mayor might gratify his whim in the mat- | artistic group: fee b ga dbp z respecting the 1 te no court had the power to reverse his} “Say, you fellers wants tor pay fer that last | about €10, but they had been sent over to him | house, and on its being resumed the president P the most fashionable streets and not far re-| decision. Months elapsed and the museum | round of beer, see, or there'll be a chuckin’ out | and he had paid as much as they were worth in| made the following address: “My coll Peprerert ol moved from what is generally understood as {doors remained locked. At length, however, | scene that'll 3 way over anything you got | duty besides, thus bringing the e of his a a of riding trousers, very tight about the knees| The president and vice president then re-| occupation is reached. Then the operator drank a glass of becr with a sound like vinega: 2 i < tour of i ion through the book poured from # demijohn. Finally the young | ®"4 the body as loose as the balloon canvas of | tired with the same formalities observed on en- aed on Hear — cite i ie penne sands of different occupations which people — are engaged in, and the arbitrary symbols set | . Don't mistake, the place THE TEMPLE DRUG apart for each one. Ehitecsu “F's WILLIAMS & leagues, | “Some of the common occupations are des Hees Few i t P on separating we leave promulgated the co: nated by symbols as foll Ad,” farmer; tobaceoau! inciientally cooromice tetmararel | tbe “club quarter” of the city. they are open, and Worth’s Museum is in full | down in yer theayters. Send up twenty-tive | trousers up to the highest conceivable sum | stitution of the United States of Brazil. This | shat sqer ee myols as. follow cuded or depesslag aids be ts For the we | Within the last year this club, known until | #¥ing. Why did the mayor finally grant the | and no back talk. that the same cloth and the finest tailor would | constitution, prepared in a little over three GA,” for housewiv C. A. Moppnux, of the laboring man a new sort of dinner pail is provided, which is likewice a dark lantern. He may be detained after dark at ter evenings, or perchance he license? Well, the answer must take the form| ‘The twenty-five was sent up with the mur- cost him at home. Whereas the lady's | months of assiduous labor, is probably defec- | dren going to publie schoo! recently as the “Meridian Club,” has grown | of @ mere surmise by the reader. ‘The only | mured remark that high artin these degenerate | habit was worth over $100, his. trousers were tive, for no human work is going to private schools; “N ; : in very largely in membership, and it is now on a | fact which the writer can give, bearing upon | days stood a hard chauce when a profane man , v however, be admitted that nine years of age not going to school; — high tide of prosperity. Its new constitution, | the question, is that a well-known poll tielan with a face like a dog could beallowed to break | Worth $25 and his spurs 3. Ho carried the | gress has successfully sought to engraft in the “DA,” lawyer; “PC,” carpenter; “AG,” SPECIAL REDUCTION ON LAMPS. with the notion of adding to b adopted with its change of name, is modeled | Y€t¥ influential at the city hall, is now in upon asweet symposium with @ brutal de- tare ee ‘ck, which had cost $8. Allthe| fundamental compact which it has _be- | painters, and thousands of others. Rochester, from @8 to $3.90. ploying his leisure in the pursuit of burglary. | after thet of the leading university clubs elsc- | WHF of one-quarter of the museum. gegag a semt riding and i is ing | ciel ers tieciereene ae seotcenicy ae Daphoe, fem 00-20¢0 62.70. a . : A PATENT ROCGE PAD. where in the country. No other city in the | prog sctit one EE mci scopisaL Caan ini Pec, . iti clearly delineated; experience may develop | Letno one imagine that there are not pleas- | PUblex from #5.50 0 62-70. For employment by the fair sex exclusively | United States has a greater need than Wash-| , HOW srtistic and commercial considerations | «4 Correspondence of The Evenine Start them and give our country the happiness and | ant phases of the work, from which continual | Fey Swit law fre boc to'30e. is a patent rouge pad made of cotton-wool and | ington fora club on a university basis, inas- | 20 Vt in the breasts of amusement managers. Pacasaayo, Penv, April 2, 1891. mae Bors, f0F his clothes | prosperity that it deserves. We have done our | fun is derived, not alone from the ridiculous | Decorsted with handsome border, from 4.60 t0€2.60, soaked tuoroughly in w mixture of the purest | much as there are resident here so many men | 1 "as ane of party britarges mined Pex! You will rembember that the geographies all oe bate aldara cur bene autrarael eee tetot refit to | answers of ‘the ennmerators, but between the | Rowerter, trum $3 3010 62.00 y ee athaaiinas: to onl oak of ; Sopa cireux. watched everything wit pee 4 . since, t a- | different sets of clerks working at the same . M - Solisbovie nose, exttact att eect, Sulce of the | eraduates of alleges, “It. ie expected. thet | Keen interest and mosteritically. "Ata remark, | Pk of Peru as being without rain on thecoast, | Ay the couple reached the top of the incline | sion to say in this place, received with preja-| machine. For’ time the male clerk, who tin- | Giaisope, from #30 1.90, water. After being dried the ped is ready fo v men who come hither, including | #bly fine bit of driving he was visibly delighted | and all the maps indicates spot here as being | x¢ the head of Connecticut avenue he drew his | dice and distrust by public opinion, congress | Tn’ punching at night and who is succeeded | $ttdent. from #3.50 to €2.20 i iJ Pe Soa i | both those in public life and those out of it, | 8nd when the horseman took the circle to re- | » “rainless region.” Well, all that is only true “§ ‘has 80 acted as to destro} least to com- | the next morning by a young woman, dropped a ; - market. It is used by dampening it slightly and Pt Bors 2 bi horee in and, lazily turning to his companion, | bat this prejudice and to 1d to | j i 4 eave making room for acer lend of Ges Steven applying it judiciously to the face. Ther will prefer to join @ distinctively university | celve applause after his act the great showman | ing measure. There has been most remerk- f at this pre} on yp and to into the little drawer attached to each desk | ne way down, "Duy new, a fonconseta, 100, Of Venad cone rast | club for the sake of the afiliation. “In fact. the | leaned forward and clapped vigorously. The ike Gaukd oi uany ony diegualing clunge ere | onion . acquire the public esteem andconfidence which | q message to the fair, giving a brief - om Seifpeed Go cepply carves te tho nmenn nnn: | ion ie that this clu shall have = cartel ae re Barnum, uring thepestinonth—erneteorslogical shange Chifen dic reads fore al a it at the close of its labors. [Ap-| resume cot they tials amd tribulations ©. A. MUDDIMAN, ~ wd . tional character, being #ituated at th ing back, groaned: “Now, that will cost me | * font ‘ ; Heat - 3 experien ¥ rator that night an: G14 12th wt., inventor of an imitation of braided human | Metabership gives it @ feature and ® province | “dd ToAGErs ce ae rienced in Peru. The warm weather came | tor judge of their pictures. : — = slight, as to how the difficulty might be over- : ctaean. hile your mind is fixed upon’ the qualities : en! © | ter Judge of their picturesqueness.’ | the constitution which congress romul-| come. In many cases notes are exchanged be- See tee eae ae nan Breeaae Ste 6x be Caas of ual vocally clubs foc: Washing. | of dete sgecformasa “ind wheter it te faiea Ths hactiias bars erent nies: [gob tae replied, “the Soldiers’ | gated shall rise to the level of their duties, seek | tween the male and female (entirely unknown mauulacturing it into yarn.” Still another | ton has been discussed among college men in| not always thie ovith & Tocal quar- | icfore the sure precureer of the mountain rains, | =e. 3, : : Meg | toeach other) of tender nature, and which has founda way to utilize the heat radinted | thiscity and at college gatherings for years| tet The big, | hollow-cyed dark-haired | {pore the save Provarecr of the mountain reins. she eanutel are inert operated Pe for | Ste; #8 Tule, answered in the same strain. from the bottom of a stove in such a manner | past, Jt remained, however. for Mr. John H. | feree fellow, as, the falsetto and sings | «Peruvian current,” alwass cool heretofore, is | ‘ue, Pesutiful farm that is. the particular pr P J 3 THEY WERE REPARATED. eto warm the floor of the room and the fect | Voorhees and Frot, W: D. Cabell to give det | eons nad feaciek wee his to oT eat | warmer now than the Gulf stream” at ite | erty, 0f the retired soldiers of the Thsen b cnfloagaas ore te widee oaen! | One young Sellow who hal bom amignel te Seat rape ay Sencreetcr, throwing the | Sie SP" Voorhees, at the Eninceing, Rzani | scared little chap with pale aiflers anf slightiy Ree eenmerattcey Pes oul setting to) te) THE BEAUTIFUL SOLDIERS’ HOME. in the name of congress, I express on closing | certain machine for » week having been chine for “pricking soles” taggests the witches | inser of 1840, being at that time president of | tandy legs. When the four stand in a row and | "Aout fortnight ago the wind veered around | ‘The girl was right in her choice, for ofall the | uF labor. Frat aeet thanks for the tereceny | Cfuelly removed and detailed to another, the fm “Macbeth,” although ‘wey knew when | the Alumni Asséciation, proposed that the or- | do “Ob, hear, the bells bella! Ob, hear the | 14” came from tue nora, aud if has iowa | spota in the neighborhood of tho city few ene riick at your bands, T aan the wadeser wee sc | Barty who succeeded him, aklgr woe Fg Por Cora porn be dhag Dap ed bmg? eter Te da Lg hand at his waich chain. Youlook | steAdily from that point until today, a condi-| so beautiful ae this. It offers every charm for | cipient. {General diseont and cries of “desere. | a7#Wer of the desk, found no = aed . To y who fered fro! a ; gun. 4 i Casz Os Cuzpre ‘eek | tion of atmosphere I have not observed bef : a : : 2 dozen epistles of the character described. insomnia the idea has suggested itself of «| Cabell. through the columns ut due Evax- and see if they don’t. Have you ever noticed prt for five or efx hours), during. the | {ving or riding. If you want a view where will | ing recipient, You have conferred honor on ou! * cl = se | ING SaR, cordially expressed his approval of | how music goes to the hair? Musicians almost ae f ro Beat you find a more bea one than that in front | the pl Z —_— Sang auig of ie springs ‘The | the scheme and asked all gentlemen interested | invariably have either waving masses of mane Teelig wid homie alan cocaine ey of the statue of Gen. Scott? And the serpentine | | As 1 said on taking this chair, it had never ratus is attached to the head upon retir-| i the formation of a University Club to meet | oF flercely nt ee sterile. lightning and thunder. roads through the deep thick woods are pic- | Occurred =B lest dreams asa 2 READ THESE PRICES the springs being so adjusted by means of | &t his house on the 22d of February, 1890, ‘THE SPANISH DANCERS jut few houses are constructed to resist such | turesque enough to please anybody, New - thumb-serews as to’ slightly press upon the | Washington's birthday. have had their day in New York, and it has not | a downpour of water, and immense damage has | Yorkers are proud of Central Park, and’ —= Tyiss aud atteries of the neck. Thus the flow | In the summer of 1859 members of the Me- | been very severe weather for them, either. But | been done. Raiiways and plantations also have | #, for it is a spot of varied landscape of blood to the head checked, ‘tae | Tidian Club, which had been formed the pre- » cMptrvach doce pleasant to the pedestrian as well as to the more = TRS brain being kept in this way fram neh ste | vious autumn and started February 15, 15s, | they are now compelled to resort to devices of | * ‘The towns not provided with sewers, or even | fortunate individual who uses horses.” Fair- S Fons Oak Antiqne-fintshed Bed Room Suites, Splecss, lem, anal beleny al ‘ ai d ly the idea of making the | boom to finish out the season. There are two i mount Park in Philadelphia also has a repu- | Sbility [you have filled it honorably,’ . 1 ee wonton of pottenten egies, Farther in- | eee aaireraity club, inammoch an the tan, | versioms of one etory, One ts that © well snows | Weer ways in the strests, became large Hoole of | ‘ation, to which. ite drives and’ the windie aK then sds relying ‘ou your support : i ee See anilling the Seeley | Sere ware nearly oll ecllegs protenien: Gving | max aeulidweat cache teal perfec vee st% ree en Moa OF them are in a deplorable | Echuplkill fully entivieve. “The eroweds ti ing | and assistance, which, fortunately, during the % 2 T-plece Parlor Suites, sold walnut frames, upbol- eure applict, @ device foc Mpuuteating taaies to the absence from the city of a great many | became so intoxicated by the sensuous meas- | Tre} plots of ground: the wacerstoed it some | Soldiers’ Home are more modest. Nature has | Whole session has never failed me. [It was wing insects, a surpri . = > 7 ‘tered in pluah oF best baircloth,for 4220 cash or 63000 “ of the members the question of the change was | ures of the fair Spaniard’s art as to lose his i trects. | been allowed to have her own way toa great | Our duty.”] Once more I thank you for this eo Meee @ perforated jar, ‘with “phosphorus Jaid over and. the ‘dea was allowed to sleep | bead and ery out for merey or something. like oer aplenty ‘from | extent and the band of the landscape gardener | token of esteem and regard. If at any time I . credit. a ther things \< ch | Until the meeting at Prof. Cabell’s awakened | that. The other is that being rather short of | the «, dup,” ticle not calculated to | is not so apparent. Moreover, it is farm as | H&Ve made use of any expression that seemed re . ra “egoue’ can begrouud out i order, “| it A proposition was then advanced to| monoy, he the ‘thing for a hundred | Pesigia soaking. any more’ than « big clod_of | Well as park, and its practical uses are mani: | harsh or uncalled for, I a 5 pe | Cnt women 0 Gl te Oe MOUSEWOLD CONTRIVANCES, ee ee a Tne eniceraity club | dpttne Opens women and tame resnher ng | clay turned up by the plow in a dry stubble | fest on every ‘band, But in an unostentations | Tos Prompted By ‘cash oF €2.50.0n credit. P “3 a t ther at . Cabell lence | of the 1d it § wi 1e rs’ Home is more beaut than an Woman's inventive genius has naturally been | Should’ combine with the Meridian” ciat, | tat an effort will be made next séeson to in see hers an been more fortunate, our house | Ceutral Park of Fairmount Park. These isony | the line of conduct that befite i; that it should ERUSSELS CARPET, @0e. cash or @ie. cn creat. largely exercised thus far in devising house-|the two together forming a university | troduce oriental dancers, whose venturesome hold contrivances, particularly for the nursery | club. The suggestion met with opposition in | feats are said to be absolutely rept ire i oe eet 2 ‘Vceow and lay all CARPETS free of comand don't and the kitcben. She has taken out letter: both organizations, but by the efforts of Messrs. | skirts reach quite to their feet, but loose | badly soaked by the water that filtered through | Home woods. There is not a view in either that \\ : ~ ent om “baby charmer and dental cutter « | John Sianey Webb, Henry Wise Garnett, Regi- | vest is utterly without fastenings of any kind. | 4, = = es 4 comparison with th advanced , barge for the waste in matching frures, t roof, and we hope the worst is over. | an compare with the Capitol vista or the out- : “baby walker,” several improved sorts of bibs, | nald Fendall and 8. Herbert Geisy an arrange- | These women scarcely move from one spot, but ve ula ire : ; met ‘To judge by the manner in which the houses in | look in front of Scott's statue, and, for the mat- Curterms are theeasiest of any housein the tty: ditto diapers, “baby jumper” and baby chairs. | ment was effected which resulted in the Me- | th idian grace is said to hold the spec- judge by wT in ae ophi ‘ the old towns built, 200 to 250 rs it | ter of that, there is no statue in Fairmount Park rs “ Also in Ler hst of new ns are toy skating | Tidian Club’s changing its name, under new | tator spellbound, and the exploiters assure | Would seem no such rains have occurredhers | OF Central Park thatoccupies as fine a site or is &. uly 0 mall payment at time of purchase and theba- y enceip EASY WEEKLY or MONTHLY PAYMENTS. : ; a “ us that the performance will be far more ¢ : that congress has concluded its labors in a ii Bevin se thre ae cad | nie Guat tenet alot" | eng sping tng thn oper mae) tne ake” sgurt "alte A |mopbaont Sou teu he MM Sepa Te sentenced | Mm Rey Takei om idly it me ‘arrangement | its membership being at the same time aug- | by the skirt dancers. Nor do these dancing | people aro forgetfal and many will not learn THE YOUNG GIRL was RIGHT. : fabe your book for s moment, my geod man? | So ncte squat and 6 pam seeeeciowss . & smoothing- | mented by a majority of the charter members | women strive to move the lookers-on by all! even by exporience. Anyway. the “oldest rosi-| The young girl on horseback did well in Sketching in Texas. ly gaiter on al eccounte settied an thirty dayt”* iron that heats itself, fish scaler, a dish-wash- | Of, the other proposed organization. manner of suggestive sm: Senne facial contor” | dent” doesn't recollect anything like we havo choosing the Soldiers’ Home for ber 2 jug contraption and many cooking stoves. | This is the latest event so far recorded in the | tions. Loe, rn eir big, soft Tice | Just experienced. ing — afternoon Detained at Quarantine, deas respecting dress are numerously repre-| history of the Meridian, now the University | eyes take on « calm and almost = ‘¢ | “ ‘There can be no doubt the geographies for | Tide. It is not a place for running one’s horse, ‘The steamer Pulda, which arrived at New York — sented, with reference to corsets most of ali. | Club, which was started in 1888 by a few y ang | ein. Well, we shall soe. It ‘ag | the rising generations should be amended to | the roads are too hard for that, but every yard The corset seerp to bear the same relation ay a | Sentlemen of Washington, who met at each | novelty anyway, and we must have something | 0). “It sometimes rains on the const of Peru? Pusdle to the work of female inventors as does | Other's houses for the sake of amusement and | new. so that he who builds him a house here may the ear coupler to that of the men with fresh | §00d-fellowship. Their number was added to FINDING & FRESH YOUNG VOICE. admonished to put a stone foundation under thoughis, neither ever seems to be arrived at | Tapidly and « small house was rented at No. 723] A group of men stood in one of the large! and a water-resisting roof over it. HK. in « shape that is entirely satisfactory. Of such | 17th street, three doors below the Metropolitan things as bustles, “dress elevators, Club. It was then incorporated, with about supports and improvements in chemises there | Seventy active members, and in’ December of ing a tr cred | & drive in either of them that is half'so attrac- | labor calmly and quietly for the object which i Good INGRAIN CARPET, 850. cash or 40e. oa credit. ths lnconvenione of ving some of dur rovae tive asthe drive on the east ideo the Soldiers | thas sccomplished of besto enoeana cBEDiTt 20088 alte Tos 1 Te is noend. Buttons and studs, as well as fast-| the eame year it took the house opposite the AN AMERICAN LANDSCAPE. . = eners for them, appear to have taxed much | Wanamakers, at No. 1726 I street, which is still popular for riding, for the reason that many feminine ingenuity, nor are such trifles ne | its home. The ity Ciub has now about the roads north of the city are torn up. lef as novel blacking brushes and blacking | 300 members, including many Senators and xes, “folding soap dishes” and combined | Kepresentatives in Congress and a considerable scissors and tape measures. contingent of army and navy officers. Justice pocsnibn sc ssoseaec SELES, Brown of the United States Supreme Court is : © president In the line of machinery pure and simple the | “In order to be eligible a candidate for mem- ‘women are shown by the reports of the patent | bership must be at least twenty-three years of office to have exhibited great inventive capac- = Emre — have pursued a course of study ity. To sewing machines they have paid mort | £0F at least three years in a recognized college attention, the result being « long list of useful | OF University or at the United States Military improvements which are in general use taiay. | 9F Naval Academy. An honorary degree, how- Among them may be mentioned a needle “tani | C¥€, is acceptable as asubstitute. At the ame Genel tee te eo and a device | time it must not be imagined that a university ‘which venders {8 pesslblb to treed {degree is an “open sesame” to the club: the while the machive is running. Other remack. | ©Udidate having demonstrated his eligibility, able mechanical patents of theirs are for elec- | ™¥#t be duly elected. ‘trie lighting, nowweless elevated roads, appa- a ee ee Fatus fox raising sunken vessels, sewing ma-| Mrs. Prentice—“How do you always manage chine mot screw propellers, machines for | to have such delicious beef?” Mrs Somes weaving bair for wigs, agricultural tools, spin- | “I select a good, honest butcher, and then machines, processes for making ‘paper | stand by him.”’ Mrs. Prentice—“You mean Bridges are being built, streets are being ox- tended, lots are being laid out and until the work is completed the roads are sou of them impassableand others are ina condition of mud and ruts that them anything but agree- able. These ition stages must be sub- in gfowing communities like ours, and when the results are considered no one has Asa matter of fact the population of Wash- ington hardly realizes what « garden spot it is destined soon to have in these regions lying und us. What with +] pee, out of straw and wood, locomotive whevis, | that you give him all your trade?” Mrs. Bin- alarms and methods for destroying vegetation on railways. An Ohio girl has cis- covered a way of transforming « barrel of pe- troleam into 10,000 cubic feet of gas. ‘anoteer fair genius has constructed a machine winch Will make as many bags in a day as thirty Tien can put together. Still another one hes Originated a alo for provisions, which thyre—“No, I mean that I stand by him while is cutting off the meat.”—Life. ‘m told that Brassleigh, the novelist, charges £100 for reading one of his own sketches before lyceums.” “Yeu. I I wouldn't read one cheap, too. of Brassleigh's sketches for $200."—Harger's