The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, July 24, 1937, Page 13

IT'S OUR CHANCE To GO ON [} THE STAGE AND MAKE BIG DOUGH! BLUTZ, THE AGENT, § IS LOOKING FOR A GooD VENTRILOQUIST! MY, MY, You SAY YOUR UNCLE WAS LOCKED UP FOR STEALING £10,000? WHAT DID HE DO 1 DONT KNow WHAT To DO WITH \ MY WEEK-END! WELL, MR.BLUTZ, I DONT WANNA BRAG BUT I'M THE BEST VENTRILOQUIST IN THE BUSINESS! -AND How ABOUT YOUR BI6 KEPT |th SISTER? HAS SHE KEPT HER || MAN, SHES ; GIRLISH FIGURE? DOUBLEDIT! VENTRILOQUIST, ey! \ G, HIS KNEE e PUT YOUR NI HAR ! HAR HAR!] T DONT THINK MUC A THAT . H OF HIM o e HAT ON ] THAT GUY. MUTT,A BUT THE LITTLE ! . 1S GooD! il FELLOW oN SO0 YOU'RE A SMART BOY, EH? WELL, IF A DONKEYS HEAD POINTS Yo THE NORTH N WHAT DIRECTION DOES HIS TAIL POINT ? Ty NOT BAD! NoT BAD! ---LETS COME To TERMS! THEN 1 SAY TO You, "You LooK Y SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!" THEN You | SAY, “1 DO EAT’:.‘ WHERE 2 SHALL W GO?"