The Daily Alaska empire Newspaper, April 26, 1928, Page 4

, thought it would 4 Daily Alaska Em pire JOHN W TROY ... EDITOR AND MANAGER | Publis! & s except COMPANY Entered in matter SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Delivered by carrier | , Douglas, Thane r month. following Treadwell and rates n advance e, '$1.25 favor if ny f will promptly larity they ure or irr MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS. The Assc ely entitled to the use for republication ¢ patches credited to t otherw paper and also the ws pul s exclusi Il news « lited in this fated T'ress or 1 1 ne GUARANTEED TO BE LARGER NY OTHER PUBLICATION ATION T .OF ALASKA THAN CIRCL TH TUESDAY'S PRIMARY SHOWS The returns from the Republican the First Division show that William controls the organized Indian vote cinets almost quite to a man in which Indian precincts turned Hunt bec they were told chief makes that plain. However his organized following have the Republican Party of their tion disclosed is by show that a concentration of pose Paul domination on a islative candidates would have defeated date for Senator and perhaps didates for Representative. Tt that he has lost one Representative as it is. The returns show further that the Paul or- ganization was much more successful in getting out its vote than were the regular Republicans. Such Indian precincts as have reported came much nearer polling a full voting strength than was the case in Juneau and other places where the machine was in minority It is fair to assume, therefore, that the Paul vote was nearer polled in full in Juneau and Ketchikan than was the vote of the regulars. JThe situation in November will be different to that which obtained at the primary election. At that time there will be just two tickets in the field, instead of three candidates for Senator and nine for Representatives. There should at that time be 500 or 600 more votes cast in Juneau than were polled Tuesday and a similar situation at Ketchikan. The people of the First Division will have an opportunity next November to free themselves from the denomination of a professonal politician with a thoroughly organized bloc of voters who obey his every command. The situation dis- closed by the voting Tuesday proves that it all the legal electors go to the polls at the general election we shall again have representative gov- ernment in this part of the Territory. AND WHAT IT primary in Paul still in many pre The from to do so while in or manner Senator by their Paul and dominated the hopeless. Returns the voters who op- single of Leg- his can- two his not impossible use division, situa- no means set of can- a DEMOCRATS SWING G. O. P. PRIMARY. It is now conceded that the defeat of Mayor “Big Bill” Thompson, Senator Smith and Gov. Small in Illinois was largely the result of Demo- cratic voting in the Republican primary. The Republican primary vote was more than 200,- 000 greater than the vote for President Coolidge at the last general election. This is explained by the fact that several hundred thousand Demo- crats voted in the Republican primary against the Thompson-Crowe-Small-Smith machine. George B. Brennan, the Illinois Democratic leader, attempted to persuade Democrats to re- frain from voting in the Republican primary. He have a demoralizing effect on the Democratic Party for one thing and, further, that if the Democrats would let the machine out- fit control the Republican primary it would be “pie” for their party next November. However, the “silk stocking” Democrats were more inter- ested in the good name of Chicago than in party advantage in the election and, as the law per- mits them to do, they went to the polls by the hundreds of thousands and voted for “‘respectabil- ity and cleanliness.” ILLINOIS THAT D. A. R. BLACK-L That black-list of the Daughters of the Am- erican Revolution is attracting a lot more atten- tion than it deserves, In the first place, as one of those on the black-list intimated, the proserib- ed ladies and gentlemen are getting more pub- licity and ought to be getting more enjoyment out of the situation than it would be possible for them to get by making speeches under the aus- pices of this or any other society. It is a mat- ter for laughter rather than serious discussion. The nearest serious thing about the whole mat- ter is the ridicule the officers of the D. A. R. are bringing upon their organization. Of course that will right itself in the course of time—nearly éverything does in the end—but the quicker these societies eschew politics and political prob- lems the better it will be for them. Some of them are really worthy of perpetuation, and the D. A. R. ought to be one of the worthy. It would ‘be s0 if. it would continue its historical research and mot try to run the Government. OLD NORTH STATE FOR GOV. SMITH. That North Carolina is for Gov. Smith is now the convietion of Josephus Daniels. He has taken steps to determine the question, and that is his conclusion. His Raleigh newspaper has been hthc a poll of the voters of the State and they 3 the ratio of fourteen yotes for fllm Domocnuc candidates | THE DAILY ALASKA EMPIRE, THURSDAY, APRIL 26, 1928 the wed University of North Carolina students. It Gov. Smith, 148 for Senator Senator Walsh. The State Col- been previously polled, showed for Gov. Smith. Mr. known that he will support nominated, intimates will the of the 176 for and 56 for had larger which percentage let is be it he is believes Convention, North Carolina has not yet selected her dele- gates, and when will probably be uninstructed, but that will be supporters for Gov. Smith among delegates admit- ted. It is thought them will voting for t Governor convention into many | Daniels | Dani | Gov. Smith and that he choice l\](w'\ ton he be she does they there the most of if the is be he runs ballots. idential Candidate that they are Englishman some of the jokes for that Presiden- and Cox calling because he cannot that are running tial nomination. Editor M probably forme I Jame: rises to Herber unders against remark Hoover and him an It publicans mitteeman in A to doubt apparent at that the Administration Re- least won the National Com- ka. There seems to be no room the election of Capt. Lathrop. have Memory (herlflhed H\ (Seattle is the anniversary s Jefferson, one hundred ago; and although the as made him its patron saint, it has no spec or proprietary rights in the heritage of his wis- dom The American people, aftiliations, are as one in honc of the man who framed the pendence; who negotiated Lou na Purch giving for a pittance; founded and who left to sound osophy The AllL of five ty the birth and eight Democratic irrespective of political ing the memory Declaration of Inde- with Napoleon the us a gr empire the Patent Office, governmental phil se, who us a the Democratic such an extent t claims of ferson are valid to leave to those of that political f of celebrating the anniversary of his birth. To- day most of the Democrats of this State - sembled in Spokane, and mobody is left at home to eulogize him or to recall his great service to the young republie. However, the occasion sh because the preoccupation of the Democrats. We take the opportnity to say that Jefferson s one of the most accomplished men the coun- try ever produced. His simple tastes, his love of the people, his strong courage, his independ- ence of thought, and his sound political philos- ophy, are things that make his memory dear to us all. Party to Jef- we usually th the duty all not pass unnoticed of The Speaking Mountain. (Cincinnati Enquirer.) America now possesses the most monument in the world—a monument commem- orating Southern distinction and heroism. Work on this mighty rock record—a record for all time —is going gratifyingly forward. The heroic figure of General Robert E. Lee, mounted on his famous horse “Traveler”. will be unveiled at Stone Moun- tain, Ga., today, marking the inaugural comple- tion of this famous memorial to the Confederacy. No pharaoh or Caesar can claim a monu- ment so majestic or so enduring. The towers and tempies and triumphal arches, the pyramids and all the anclent commemorative works of man have crumbled or are in the way of seeking the kindred dust of the earth, but Stone Moun- tain, with its effigies, will endure while the physical world endures. The South has good reason to be proud of this gigantic undertaking and the lasting results achieved. If not another blow of hammer or chisel were to be struck Stone Mountain still would remain one of the world’s supreme won- ders. arved mountain head their imposing in the massive granite side of the the leaders of the Confederacy will immortal cavalcade. It will take twenty-five years to complete the great work. North and South will join in the succeeding dedications with appropriate ceremonials and col- orful military display. Plays and Padlocks. (Manchester Guardian) The use now being made of the Wales pad- lock law which was enacted in New York last year reminds us that our superveillance of the arts, though often vexatious, has its advantages and its simplicities. Our own dramatic censor- ship, for instance, is an historical relic, like much of our constitutional machinery, and its working is often open to criticism, but we imag- ine that all parties concerned would prefer the discipline of the Lord Chamberlain to that of Scotland Yard. New York has lived without any censorship, and it has also experimented in a voluntary system comparable to the self-imposed censorship of the film companies in this country. But now the New York stage is afflicted with a drastic police contrpl, and the French piece “Maya,” which was acted by a producing society in London last autumn, has been the first victim of the District Attorney’s intervention. Under the Wales Act anybody can inform against any play. When information has been laid the police visit the piece and assess its morals. If their verdict goes against it they order the immediate removal of the play under threat of severe pen- alties, one of which is the padlocking of the theatre for a year. That delicate questions of taste and ethics should be submitted to such an arbiter is obviously grotesque, and there is little cause for surprise at the vigorous protests | ALONG LIFE’S DPETOUR By SAM HILL So Why the Heck Be One? A failure is unpopular, No friends or happiness ha§ he Nor money either—so I'd y A failu a poor thing to be! Observations of Oldest The old-fashioned housewif« who made the dirt fly now has a daughter who makes the money fly. The Ananias Club “When a game is over we for get it,” said the bridge player, “‘and te no time in- post meor. tems.” Not His Funeral “That shoe i madame,” de “It is not,” mer who'd four foot in @ red the shoe clerk pped the custo. squeezed a number number three shoe “Very well,” said the clerk curt ly, “it is none of my you are determined to help keep the manufacturers of corn plas ters and corn cures out of the poorhouse Passing Observation One reasbn why the old men are able to give the young men good advice is because they also refused to take the good advice of the old men in their young- er days and got their wisdom from experience. And We Don't Mean Maybe You can get a square meal If you go out and buy it, But you can’t in a home Where friend wife's on a diet Tough Luck “The speed cop going forty-five.” “Is he .1h~u|u!nly cer- as forty-f Judge (vll_xml)‘ he Motorist: “Darn it, then that means I not only have got to vay this fine but I'll also have to get that confounded speedometer fix- ed, for it showed I was going fifty-five.” Judge: you were Motor tain it w says If You Like to Be Lonesome “DOES IT PAY TO BE GOOD?” ~Headline over magazine artigle. Ho, Hum! Dad has no coin, To pay for shaves, For mother needs It all for waves. Well “Well, Prince Known Expressions I'm oif of you,” said the of Wales to his horse. Zero Observations There are a lot of nice things about spring but houseclean- ing isn't one of them. Out For the Coin “How come you gave up hoot- legging to open a drugstore?” we asked a former booze peddler. “I found,” he replied, “that there is an even bigger demand for the nose paint that comes in little jars than there-is for the kind that comes in bottles.” And a Goofey Rainbow at That The sweet, old-fashioned lass With rosy cheeks we used to know, Now has a daughter whose bow. One That Gets His Goat “What's Colonel Boozum raving 80 about today?” asked the neigh- bor who had dropped in for a drink, “He is writing a check to pay the water bill and it always makes him mad as a hornet to have to [ Y MAKE L1EE WORTH. Some wise philosopher of which are being made in New York against this new indignity to the art of the theatre. ‘What does all this investigation of the cotton situation mean, anyway. Looks as though with the whole United States spittin’ cotton there would be more than enough to go round.—(Ma- con, Ga., Telegraph.) Today’s best suggestion is that for crossing bollworm and the silkworm in order to rayon without manufacturing it.—(Cincin- Enquirer.) the get nati It's a frank age: Open covenants, open plumb- ing, short skirts, courtship without turning the lights down— (Akron, Ohio, Beacon-Journal.) At the rate of pay Tunney ought to be sat- isfled with one fight a year.—(Cincinnati En- quirer.) You'd think a candidate entering Indiana would want to be vaccinated against small poli- tics.—(Toledo Blade.) —— No&hln‘ is lut“ in polltlu. -_ (Ah:h 0 the past has said:—“En- joy life at its best” —says Taxi Tad. That is the true secret of hap- piness — and “comfort of the Carlson taxi service adds greatly to the pleasure of liv- ing. Just call Single O or 94, Carlson's Taxi and A ce Service Stands at Alaskan Hotel and Juneau Biliards c———-—rh.\ Inhabitant | too small for you,| business if| Face looks a heap like a rain- 3 [t out money for grinned bis son. that In Chicago Judge: “What is \gainst the piisoner?” the charge your honor, he is and he refnses to King's English.” Cop: “Yes, from Boston murder the More or Less True | The reason a lot of women don't try to dress to suit their hus | bands is because they would feel | like heck and look like sin in the | cheap, old-fashioned clothes that | would suit their hillpayers. | The women who look 'the best | with bobbed hair looked the best | with long hair—and vice versa. If she hates to it getting ot you know she has a swell fur | coat and no money to buy a new | spring one. | Just looking at some husbands is enough to give you a headache and it wouldn't surprise you to | hear their wives live almost en | tirely on aspirin. An_ article on what the well | dressed man will wear interest father about as much as an article [ieaded “Forty Ways to Cook Po tatoes” would his flapper daugh- ter. An innocent is a young married man who thinks because another man’s wife calls him dearie out in public she doesn’t bawl him for dropping ashes on the floor or leaving a ring around the bathtub The nearest thing to zero to say in favor of a lipstick is that it ‘vnmk: retouching the lips un At least 99 percent of irl gets out of the paint on her lips is retouching it—espe cially in some public place. The honeymoon goes gerflooey when the bride begins to rea {how much of sweetie's salary has to go for rent, eats and other such things and how little “glad rags and good times. A wife always. wants to go with her husband when he buys a hat, but she knows better than to drag him along when she is buying one. see 014 pavers for sale at The Empire. L L] FIRE ALARM CALLS Third and Franklin. Front and Fraoklin, Front, near Ferry Wey. Front, opp. Film Exchangs. Front, opp. City Wharf. Front, near Saw MilL Willoughby at Totem Gro. ‘Willoughby, opp. Cole Barn. Front and Seward. Front and Mafn. Second ¢nd Main. Fifth anl Seward. Fice Hall. Gastineau and Rawa Way. Second and Gold. Fourth and Harris. Fifth and €old. Fifth and East. Seventh and Gold. Fifth and Kennedy. Ninth, back of power house Calhoun, opp. Juneau Apts. Distin Ave., and Indian St. Ninth and Calhoun, Seventh and Main. Twelfth, at Northern L'dry. Twelfth and Willoughby. Home Grocery. ke Giadoan (PR RS 29 60 60 1S 10 69 19 10 1 4mt 1t 1k bt 1t RS 090 60 00 8 G0 mboan 3 Per bdoundn —————— WELCOME CAFE Front Street HOME COOKING Mrs. A, Haglund, Prop. HOTEL ZYNDA ELEVATOR SERVICE 8. ZYNDA, Prop. B comilaeriion — AUTOS FOR HIRE, BERRY’S TAXI Cadillac and Marmon Cars Stands at Gastineau Hotel and Burford’s Corner PHONE 199 OR 814 . 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