Cottonwood Chronicle Newspaper, June 27, 1919, Page 5

‘DIDN'T MEAN ANT LITERALLY ents : : id English Soldier's © Ex Expressed Wish That Death Might Come Was Fol- lowed by Hasty Revision. Maj. Gen. John J. O’Ryan, who has just returned frem France, has brought back a number of humorous stories of the battlefield. Here is one he tells about an: English sentinel: “The Twenty-seventh division was in |* Flanders, where it rains almost con- tinuously,” began the general. “There were English troops: billeted near by. One night, after.a particularly, hard rain, this English chap was an duty. When he thought ‘do one was around he began ‘fo Gurs® everything in gen- eral, the weather, the Germans and his own luck. ‘Oh, I say, this is blawsted weather, dontcha know. I wish I was out of this beastly mud, the English sentry muttered. A few minutes later he was cursing the rain which beat in his face. ‘Gawd, but I wish I was out of this beastly water,’ he mused again. Just then the Ger- mans opened a heavy fire and made things uncomfortable for everyone. ‘Oh, Gawd, but this is beastly,’ said the sentry, raising his voice. ‘Oh, I j HENS | ! ii ie il 1o hate those blawsted G ee HE Re ti go Mg gh cag a a4 44 . i} with his last words a big ‘Minnie’ IALK about smokes, Prince Albert dropped almost at the sentry’s feet. is geared to a joyhandout standard WHbH ne rerovered Bevwea (yk inia * i : : nt é THE QUINCY MANSION, QUINCY, MASS., BUILT IN 1685, hat just lavishes s okehappiness on hole covered with mud but uninjured. u " ; ‘The sentfy sat up, rubbed the mud » iT every man game enough to make a bee line for a from. His avon; ahd Wen egRTInS eae America’s classic example of a clapboard building preserved for over : F si ‘ ; . ? two hundred years by careful and frequent painting. It has secret panels, tidy red tin and a jimmy pipe—old or new! enward, sald, ‘Oh, } say, Gawd, cawn't | chimney staircase and hiding places, said to have been used by smugglers. you take a blawsted joke?’”"—New Get it straight that what you’ve hankered for in York Ban Later the home of great statesmen @nd of the famous belle, Dorothy Quiney, : <seerersib-saniememimenpuientecesintitieaniatersitihipasirtadiahietihjaeainintlide icine pipe or cigarette makin’s smokes you'll find aplenty in P.A. That’s because P. A. has the quality! FAR BEYOND ALLOTTED SPAN You can’t any more make Prince Albert bite your instances of ‘Remaikable.Gasde cet tongue or parch your throat than you can make a horse Longevity Which Seem to Be drink when he’s off the water! Bite and parch are cut Well Authenticated. out by our exclusive patented process! The death at Nenagh Goulity Tipper’ You just lay back like a regular fellow and puff to beat ary, Ireland, of, Mrs. Bourke, who was the cards and wonder why in samhill you didn’t nail a reportel! to have regched) the age: of . A 12] years, has led the London Daily section in the P. A. smokepasture longer than you care Express to make a record of some of to remember back! the other famous cases of longevity. In 1904 the regimental chaplain of the Buy Prince Albert here tob bags, by r “e protec ; Hd red bees heoutiaene beehd 4nd hate pean Ua. eared 18th Bengal infantry was still conduct. | % TTeper Satie ene otte —that clever, practical pound crystal glass humidor with sponge ing services in Calcutta at the age of undoubtedly lengthen: Its Ute. moistener top that keeps the tobacco in such perfect condition. 130, In 1908 Andrei Nikolatevitch | &*** * * * # kk &* ® we é f Schmidt, a Russian, produced papers c ° B,J. Reynolds Tobaeso Co, R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co., Winston¢Salem, N. C. which showed that he was 136 years old, and had enlisted in the Reval battalion in 1796. The same year Ue ENBRA ED Hadji Raouf was 183, and was still |Grand Homecoming stantinople, but he was a juvenile com- RRO KO OI TOK ORK ok do ROR ok ok kk tok SAVE THE SURFACE, * ee THE PAINTER'S BEST FRIEND e+e Save the surface and you save all, Disintegration and decay are cond:tions which usually start at the surface of any ma- terial. Protection against de- x * ‘ Of all the many liquid sub- * * * terioration or rot of substances, * x * x * * * * stances which can be used for the binding of paint or dry sub- stances which when dissolved In water are used as vehicles for pigments none fulfills necessary conditions se well as linseed oil, we king of the fixed oil, and, | & \What is of enormous importance, * does Tt as cheaply. It is the * painter's best friend because it * makes his work satisfactory, wee KEK KKK KK therefore, should begin with care of the exterior. Provided a matertal does not carry within itself the element of sure decay, tt See eeeee:. pared with Quo-Ka-Num, an Indian chief who roamed the shores of Puget sofind at the age of 160. He was gen- erally conceded by Europeans more likely to be 200, and he claimed to re- member the time when iron was un- known to his tribe. He was 2 feet 5 inches in height and did not weigh 50 pounds. A few years ago a Chinese woman reached Montreal. She had left her native land when 70, and had lived in Demerara for 100 years, In 1912 Europe had 7,000 living centenarl- ans, of whom 3,888 were Bulgarians. New Canadian Coat of Arms, The Canadian government is con- sidering adopting a new coat of arms for the dominion—one which shall rep- resent all the provinces in the confed- eration. The present coat of arms !s representative of Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick only, for those were the original provinces; and since it was adopted in 1858 Prince Edward island 2nd British Co- lumbia have entered the federation, and finally Saskatchewan and Alberta have been carved out of what were the Northwest territories, When a de- sign emblematic of these nine prov- inces has been chosen by the commit- tee and approved by the government it will be submitted to the royal col- lege of heralds in England to be reg- istered. A royal warrant declaring it the official arms of Canada will then be issued. Double Bottoms Put to Work. NEXT TIME—BuY FISK IRES that are built right and are sold right. a Price of 30 x 3% FABRIC RED TOP TUBE Non-Skid Non-Skid _ Fits all makes Casing Casing of casings $19.15 $25.75 $3.65 Prices reduced proportionately on all sizes. Governor Will nae Home our Soldiers --MOSCOW =: For many years a few steamships from the far east have brought fuel oil back to Britain in the ballast space between their inner and outer hulls. The practice never became general, however, and “tankers” continued to handle the bulk of the trade. But in June, 1917, increased submarine activ- ity and the expansion of the allied fleets made immediate additions to tank tonnage so imperative that not a few, but hundreds, of British and American “double bottoms” were fitted Cottonwood Garage for this auxiliary cargo. Apart from its war-time results fliis new practice has taught marine engineers many les- Cor TOn VW OOD sons that will guide them in spk gad h il-b fi hai a OW. Popular Mechanics Magazine, DRAY AND TRANSFER LINE His First Visit. O. D. HAMLIN, Prop. Mr. Lloyd George weuld seem, says Light and Heavy Hauling Done on Short Notice Liverpool Post, to have had a premon!- tion of his future eminence when he paid a first visit to London as a lad of nineteen, “Went to the house of commons,” he wrote home to his uncle. “Very disappointed. I will not say but LUMBER! LUMBER! LUMBER yed th ssembly in a spirit Pa Te ae ences Oral tae If you plan on building anything it will pay you to see me Conqueror eyed England on his visit about lumber prices before placing your order. A full stock of to Edward the Confessor as the region ee ie hiiuce aniagln: Oh, vanity!” Rough and Dressed Lumber on hand and guarantee prices as low as the lowest and quality Injections of Cane Sugar. equal to the best. Give mea chance to quote prices on lumber. Doctor Rosenthal reports to the Presse Medicale (Paris) that he has J. B. KRIEGER KEUTERVILLE, IDAHO administered intravenous injections of a strong solution of sactharose in nu- merous cases of tuberculosis. The Dro | quays eS SS cedure exerts a manifest tonic action. Aeroplane Flights! »Stunts! Government Planes! = Jay M. Fetters has been assigned by the government to make the fligits. H2flev fron SicraneatotsPortlaad. This will thrill you. Boxing and Wrestling Bouts A Full Program of Boxing and Wrestling Has Been Arrranged by Moscow | Ten Rounds LEWIS vs. LAWSON Athletic Association. Plenty of Sport For Everybody Baseball Games Every Day! Lewiston, Potlatch, Moscow and other teams will play for the champion- ship of the Inland Empire. Something will be DOING all the time Music by the Cowboy Band This noted band will be in attendance all three days. Other bands will assist infurnishing music. Three big days. Bring your camping outfit, Free camping ground provided. Veterans of the great war come in your uniforms. It will pass you to all entertainments put on by committee {t raises the blood pressure, augments WILLARD-DEMPSY FIGHT cftis‘great butte at the Fair Crounds ascribed by the authc> te an enhance : + ment of the functions of the liver. ¥ ———