Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, March 20, 1880, Page 13

Neen etree seen eeeteeeetinconreeeseresememnerereeteee eee ; ress of character that tg charactoristie | faetlon of knowin tende ¢ Irish race. Ho obtained from the aN Government an fpholnt ent us Une gettecr, but was ospelled from the House of Commons and deprived of his appolutinent. “for writhing ant opndlishing a pamphlet. called “Phe Crisis,” In which he remluded tho English people that the Protestant cause was in danger ‘Waddison was his clogo friend, associate, ant fellow-contributor to the Speetetor, 13 giso to tha Tatler and Guardian, two sinl- far publications brought aut about the same time by Steele, Adillson acquired great sane through the publlention In the Sper. fator of 0 sutton of sketches, of which Slr Roger ve, Coverley was the prominent figure, ‘and Sir Androw “Freeport and AANA uey camo the Jers consplenoug ones. Steclo “quarreled wilh his old) friend Addizon a few weeks before tho death of the latter, on tha ones finons “Peorage MU after which choy never again met. Jt, W, Duxeran. ’ TIARS TO EXPLAIN. : Tb the Rdttor of The Chicago Tribune, © Monrve, OL, March 17,.~We risa to explain {norder toa more porfect understanding of our meaning tn former communtention, ‘after thankIng tho Conductor for bis indul- gence, and a greoting to all In The Home, wo would get as near as possible to Forty Years, {norder to hear and learn moro of him, We are inclined tondinire the gracofulness of his assumptions, the boldness of his postulates, —his astuteness generally; but we can’t sometimes tell his real tovaning. ° He cer- OY tainly could not spenk of ECO "AB he. does unless in an fronteal mood. “Nico girls smoke cigareta and are charming meanwhile ”—surely it's lroyy ora queer taste to fancy even a nee git¥to hy shoring after auch an exhibition of herself t Finatratd sucl tempters do more to induce sinof any description than all other tempters puttogether. Who tanrht us to have neryes fosootha? Who knew about consolers be fore the Intgmpernte use of sthiulants was socommon? Alust mankind be eternally tat vibing and tinkering the nerves to keep Ina contented. mind? Better let the nervous forees atone to take cara of themselves, and am “wherewlth to be content.” Any one In health might coneelve a no. tlon that he would commence to ke medicine to keep Itmself in health, thereby getting Into a habit of taking devoc- tlons and deranging the system, which, If not svon discontinued, tends to bring on chronic dMcultics, then medtelnes linva to be used to-proiduecs pygeae action, Nature loves regulnrity, and, if tha natural order Is interrupted, will acconnnodate itself to clr- jcumstances of a new order, good or bad. A faselnating specimen of the female persun- sion luoks charmingly in any place, even , tampering or-tempting with forbidden fruits bul is wondrous strange and a doubtful moral that cannot sco the inlovelincssof the ‘one or the evil infiuence of the other, With the vilyu wee (fragrant 80 salts), Nature hates it first, and rovolts against {t spranptly; then, after ropeated violations, adopts liself to the inevitable, and eacg to compensating herself aecordinely. * But to- bacco Is a true food, and thers is every proof that 1t is of value to the human race directly ‘asnfood." Ofcourse It's n food, but itis only the more wonderful that consumers nelther eat nor drink it. Burn, and blow it cont; chew, and spit the jute Oh, well, supposa that Inthe way they do with their fenfatenkeand mufing. Lwonder some recipes for making tobacco omelets, pies, fricassces, and puddings were not reconmnended in the same: letter, ‘They'll have to come somo tine, : TWENTY. iow To BTUDY, ‘To the Editor of The Chicage Tribune, OAKWoop, Mich., March 3.—Orlonn writes for advice in regard to n course of home study, Porhops a ttle talk on how to study will ‘Not be amiss before I come to what to study; for ngreat many do a vast amount of work swith but very meagre results, because they do not. know how to do ft.” They wear out their enthusiasm and porseverance, and final- Jy give up in despair, In the first place, put your whole mind in your work, If you are only working in Biniple, addition, whilg you are doing it do not know that there fs anything elo In tho world but addition; when you have learned "to concentrate your powers on the work in “hand you: will’ have accomplished a great eal... Do not be afraid of giving too much time to elomentary branches; gol ng into work for + which you aro not prepared makes {t too hard, is discouraging, ‘and you lose instead of making time, : Master every step, Do not skip the notes {pine print In your.text-books; oftentimes a key to the next hard place is just there, Learnto study o foie exhaustively, got at the root-of the matter; {f itis hard, rest a little now nnd then, take a few gymnastics, and “dig in” afresh, + Moke up your mind on the start that you re going to do suma real work, for real study no child's play. “There is no royal road to learning.” You cannot inherit, buy, beg, or steal lt; itcomes only by honest, patient plodding, Yot each day’s work brings Ita own reward. : As you Eat beyond the simple rudiments, anow world {s opened to you, surprises will follow In quick succession, andthe heavens and the earth will take on new faces, Do not undertake too much at once; one, two, or threa studies, according to the fount of tims you can spare from other Gutles, ‘Two hours a day on each lesson Is Aone too much if you wish to be able to sco Your progress, Donotshirk anything because it fs diffi- cult; tho ensy lesrons Will not benefit you one-half as much us the hard ones that will hot be conqtered without a genuine tussle, » One real advantage of a class or societ; ag the Chautauqua Socloty, Is that one Is a countable to some one for one’s work; tho Ferularly recurring examinations supply the stimulus that most of us need at times, for few of us have: the unflagging zeal of tho * People in books, A food Way lato make out & sel of questions for yourself as you go over the ground, and then set regular times for writing ont answers to those Gueations, y which nenns you nidy teat the thorough- hess of your wor! in school or college knows Iit- ‘The student tle of the dimcuities encountered by ono studying athome., There the hours are p- olnted and guarded for him; at home one 13 lable to all kinds of interruptions, Mari out your-times for study, and write upon your door * No Adinittance”s have regular OurE, if osslle, for each part of your work, «and do ‘tha dally task fulthfully. Without fome such system you will accoinplsh very little, ‘Then study na if to-morrow you wore to pags o criticalaxamination and ag if your honor wero at stake, So much for how to study, My letter is growing 80 long that I think I shall have to divide ft, and leave it to the discretion of the Conductor to give you the. rest now or next week, “4 Tarroo, ‘ ROXEY AGAIN, To the Editor of The Chicago Tribune, , Benrarienp, March 10,—Stator Anne, how Much of the Dond-Sea fruits” do you think You havo tasted at the ageof 90? Perhaps You have been fortunate enough to travel and aco ‘alghts,’ or may bo you have remalned athome tnostof the thne,’ Which ever of _ these {3 true, do you think your mind at your Sge fs auficiently developed to grasp all the phases of NfaP I think not, and the very fact thatthe present of $50 and the spring styles changed your determlnation to entor a nun- nery proyes It. “St, Elmo” is a‘very nico book of “its kind, but in this timaginative ago “weswant thot. kind. fow aud far botwoon, + What on unpleasant proverb you chose, Tho. port 1s on abomination, and thoy who toll about {t are dogs.”: Certainly there aro Petter and truer sayings to be found, Then i Very origin would be enough to condemn it for pay The world never would have Sxlyted all thoge yonrs had It beon an abomi- Ratlon, for it Is ouly the good things that last, You say you can work; then do go, and that Sbeedily and oarnestly, and ft will bea marvel }. the S008 you are cured of. Paul Browne's wDeat Greadma Okdways:' Tr Grandma Oldways, let mo thank you heartlly for the Bond thins you any about . ie Mepeasity of. wark for gir ly and women. !ifmore of ‘them would only learn an Practice your pouthinents, how tnuch more worn the Ilving Ufo would be, and how few OF the inkept houscholds Forty Years tells h out there Would be. Sotue thine ago 1 wus alklitg with a friend .on the eubjec equal gnearinges, and he told me of an gc @aintance of his who was wealthy, Intelli- nt and well educated, and who had beon Porced {nto a marrlige With aman her in- ferior in every way. Tho ouly reason her parent gave was that they thought it best, Pa Shat “sho had nothing else fo do. My feeud asked why it was that people who ; n't know pny hing and were wealthy should have nothing to do, while those one it } een seine anit A notlect e i tits of money shou obliged Worlkall tho thine, Pawlet thou pot te ate id we were capable of working was. ence nto maka simonds for all tho ease and fidolence which come with wealth. Do you agreos with me? Forty Years, you. write very smoothly on the problem of extstence, and your words. have wring of hardihoad fn theni pleasant to hear. But enn you answer me one questions Why t9 it that mien atid women are so prone fs week wo know not what and find noth- ny arah Taliaferro, Ppt fest question 18 9 poser, Taw aver dil it come to ye" mind ? Hl tell you what think: about It, A good ettre for gosstp ts never to indie int lt yours self and never to encourage It In others. The aiine Inay he done with tale-bearing, Now, what Is tho difference between, thom? 1 Son’ supose that inthe United States you woul get two answers alike to your ates. tlon, ‘Tome gossip is telling what you knew of the affuira of others,—and, worse than that, it 18 commanting on what you see and {nfer of theiraffairs, Hf peaplé were con: tent to talk of what they know of othors, gossip would not be so venomous a serpent, for few people do Unlngs that all the workd inight not Knows but it's the wucssliyg about tho business of olhars thit makes the trouble, ‘Talo-hoaring is telling, usunlly with brite fant ombellishiments, what others have told us of their seeret and most rneredl life, Is tho worst-posstbie abuse of frlendstlp. Tow many sat and weary ones have longed to ease thelr sorrow by shply telling another their refs? Perhaps the other was ins position fo ayinpathize to tho fullest extent, and was ao lnellned. Atlast the longlng for sympa- thy fs so great iteannoet be controled, The sorrow fs told,—the aysupathy alven and ace cepted, and tha poor heart anthers strengtly to gy on anew. ‘Then the friend spoils all by telling it. Its so nice te be the first to make auhing public, But think how much nobler it is to be known as ons who enn sympathize and then keen the gurrow from public guze. Nothing public and general shares our most sacred or our best fecllugs. “Do unto others as you would that thos should do unto you,” and you won’t be a“ tate-benver.” Roxey, LADIER AND Dogs, ‘To the Rilitor of The Unteago Tribune, Cintcago, March 3.—L desire to have a small apace in The Iume, because I know how oxtensively It is read among the fem- inina portion of Chicago. Lwant to maken fow remarks on women and dogs, Coming down in a South Stde car Inst night 1 witnessed one of those repugnant sights,—a woman with dog. Sho (the Indy) was elegantly dresaed and very gootl-looking. Reposing !n her seal- akin sacque was ono of those nasty-looklng, blear-eyed, anariing eurs with long white hate and “lovely red eyes,—one of tose which are supposed to be of fine breed, and. which doubtless cost a large sum of money, € this Indy wished to make an exhibition of herself slic cortainty suceeeded, for what with the terms of endenrment—such ag “sweet Fanny,” “klys me, love,’ © now don't get down, dear,” ete, during which stish “sweet Fanny” would atlek her tose Into her fond mistresa’ face, and anon store stupidly around with its small, dull eyes at the reat of the | passengers, give a sortot Inzy yelp and settle down on tho sealakin again, whereat the Indy would. look fondly down upon the eur and throw a kind of tnquiring look around, as ff to say, “Tan’t she the sweetest, loveliest darling you over saw 2" 5 ‘This ts not overdrawn. Walk over to Stute’ street on n fing after- noon when so many of the Indies are out shopplig,—or preteniling to be,—and you will seo here ond there a enrringe contalatn sone Indy of wealth and fashion, and perehed upon the satin cushion beside her you will often sea one of those imisshapen, homely brutes, a disgrace alike to hig mistress and to tho whole canine race. ‘They are pampered and taken more care of than n ehild. If the Indies (bless thom all) must lavish this morbid alfection on a dog, let them do it away from the public gaze and the public ridiculy; and, also, Insteatl of bestowing thelr enresses upon those dirty, senseless, ugly. Nettle curs, letthem Invest thosamenmountoft money In a noble St. Bernard—a grind aniual worthy the admiration of all; an anl- mn of almost human Intelligence and atfee- tion, and a sure protector in thine of need. ‘True, you cannot set him upon the carriage sent beside you (though, by my soul, he would do more honor to your taste than the other), nor can you st with him In your Inp on f street-car, but this show Is fist what you want to avold, In whirling by in her fine carringe, tho pranelng tou, the swell liveries, the perfect appointments of the whole turnout excites instant admiration from the pnasers by, which, however, ts at once last uated bya ginnce at the occupants, conalsting of the well-known leader of fashion, Mrs. Blank, and seated beside hor this canine monatrosity sareastleally enllud a dog, and thus the hauteur, dignity, and beauty of Mrs. 2, tne stead of Snerensing tho admiration aroused by tho stylish eg page, sarves but to nug- ment the sinile of derision or of disiust with which the spectator observes it all and for whom the show fs gutten up, and the men ail wonder to thamsclves which is most out of place, the Inty or the dog, Now, Indies, those of you who imagine that to Jend one of theso dors along by nall- ver chaln, driven beside you in your enr- rings, teponing in your lap in a atreet-car, fondled 1n the presence of your callers or In public; you Who inmngine tits is “swell,” or “tony.” or the “proper thing,’ or even amusing to the beholder, wilt be somewhat. surprised whon I tell you that on the mind of mach and every man who witnesses these seenes you make one of threa Inspresstons,<: porhaps all; pity, derision, or disgust, and, nipat requently, it Is the Inttor sensation you ereate, Now, ladies, with your, pretty faces, your charming mannors, with your atylish dresses, your suiting bonnets, with all these and many more pleasant things, we men adore pons but, with your dog, we—wo (I will say t) we are disgiisted with you. Harry 0—,. RATHER ENJOYS LIFE, To the Editor of The Catcago Tribune, Kewaner, Ill, March 14.—I ama pratty constrnt reader of ‘I'ho Home, and often seo some remarks that I feel very much like an- sworlng; but Iam rathor a bashful person, Aaa general thing, and did not Ike to feel all cyos leveled at me, I am notoneof those young girls who sigh for nn ‘early grave wn- der the daisies”; wha “long to pass away iu the lovely spring-tine, when tho violets are just heginning to blooin; who have lost all faith fn human nature, and weep over be- trayed friendships or unrequited love. don't want to dio till my tine ts fully come, for I love this Hfe and mean to enjoy {tte the full, And Ido not think that by so fotng Jesson In the least my enjoyment of a still more beautiful world to coine (Oht 1 for got! Tomust “assert nothing that selenco cannot prove.” But, us I do not elaim to be ‘wise, [trust I omay be permitted to hold to my faith, oven though !¢ does help to make my heart and sep both Nghter), 1 haye not found many “ false friends.” When did, Lnever spent: mush thine In mourning for them, but turned to the host of true and tried friends, who have never falled me in any hour of need, from my childhood till the present thie, My life ling not been on unclouded one, ‘There has boon onongh of the shadows * to temper tho glare of tho sun,” and to make tho sunaliine seem brighter and sweeter to me, I have lost ny parents and many other dear relatives and ‘friends, E carn i: own living, and, while writing thta, feol tlred with tho day's toll, My work sometimes seems yery monotonous, yon disagreeable, But I do Not often sigh for the “rest of the graves Ay life, like the years, has so far had more of pleasure than paln; more joys than sorrows. | It might have been dliferent had my ear detected In Nature's sights un sounds some of the sadness that others do, But in tho songs of the birds I scan only hear gladness; in the ripple of the brouk, contentment, ‘Thu sigh- ing anong the trees ly to me only a eozy whispering of the leaves that adds inueh to full enjoyment of a summer day, Even the sound of the waves, that Suglitto makome feel Fried ts seciis peaceful and restful, Dear fricnds, Ido not think Nature or life Js so very sad, There are some clouds and storma In both, but they brighten and purity both, But Ido think many of the gloomy Ideas of life come elther from idleness or— Indigestion. Atany rate, minodo, While I have plenty to do, and health and strength, while F feel unconsctous of the existence of a stomach, hungry for every meal, and ready for a good -round slevp at night, then the world seenia all right. But, when [have a headache, things du look rather sad, ‘The songs of the birds do not whisper of “ death slewolatlon” but the bang nt 8 dour or ie yar) 0 ie 10} beyin to Tosa the paln in a ittle doze, —that, I say, does; and long for any quiet place, After I fet over if—th i it headache— hopplor than ever. Paw KF. Browne, you aduilt that “the true mean ing of lito fs tound only by thosé who strive to brighten the lot of thelr fellow-men,” Can THE CHICAGO TRIBUN. wa do that better by dwelling on the dark slide of fife, unt) we have sbserbed ao much ofthe cold and damp of the grave thatwe cast aehlll over wll whom we npyrench ? We nny feel for others, but Is it botter to sigh for them than to cheer, If weean? Let us help with allour hands and hearts the poor aud starving. But let ts tay the blame of the want and wickerliess whero it belongs, =-to tha depraved natives and ldens of many kind. The sun still shines on, and we are surrountled by comforts and blessings. . Life, remember, fs not Just ng we take, but make I. Todo not pretend to bo nn angel, and f hop Lam hot fool, but Latill feel tint life {a tore ylad than sad SIAR, ANOTIEM PHILOSOPHER ‘To the Kilitor of The CAleago Tribune, JACKSON, Mich., March 17%—Defors Tun 'TRiUNe came to the reseuy of mankind and established ‘The Home, T used te have troubles; find myself overwhelmed, sn to speak, in inbyrinths of perploxities while vainly endeavoring to solve the problems brought t my attentlon by the days, the months, and the years, But now no more, If I find that, ke the coon who must henecforth be one of us, I have In my mortal Ineonsequence dug a hole through a partition inereifully interposed between ime nud some calamitots lnerense of Knowledge, IF gettle myself {nto calmness when E find my endeavors to explore and une derstand quite valn, consoling myself with tho reflection that Forty Years ts on his way to the front with a budeet of philosophy, that will straighten out tho clreumserlbed. se- quence of iny 1,9, 4, ete, and put the 15 where it in expected to be, All there is about It, my dear chronological contemporary, the Itty coming and going be- tiveen OF and 5 aliawed you that there were problems 1 soelal existence which the vaun- ries and speculations of your transcendental ists, discovered in the amoke-laden atnios- phere of a club-roont, failed to solve, and, be- ng of a candid turn of mind, youare fat to confess your similitude to your eaptive coon, But, Forty Years, you are too Inzy to full comprehend the coon side of the matter. ‘lt that afled tho cnon was that le was possessed of a progtesslyu spirit, had an inquiring ailad, andy body that hind inherent netiviles going to waste.” He wanted, so to spent, to stretch his Jews. Taving been trained under the expansive Influences of a club-room, where the German school of philosophy fur= ished food for reflective debate, he was net the ktnil of a fool that marched tho length of his tether and stretched his pedal Appendages toward palpable nothingness, and for no other purpose but for the mere act of atretching, No, sir, he must have a knot-hole leading toa region nivslerintts and unknown, No detined und understood Minit to his stretching would take tha kinks out of his sinews, and had he not assumed the ap pearanee of having attained untoall wisdom, with lewithinate clifing ws paying Investinent your training would have Jucked ts presen’ completeness, Now, Forty Years, if Lever Meet you In Grand Hapids T shall know you, (A Frenetnnan, with an absorbing adinra- tion for Napoleon, refleeted “so inuch upon his fdol that he beeame a monomanine, Said he, “ Llook ke Napole~von, 1 walk Ike Nuapole—yon, T talk tke Napule—yon, mon Dieu, Lhe Ni apole—yon.”” Comprenez vous, Forty Years ?). * But Lwant to testify right here to the com- pleteness and perfection te whieh Tins UNE minagement las rowed he Homme, How such order has been brpurht out of stich chines will only be underateod when all creative mysterlés are cleared up to our waithng and wondering comprehenstuns, and Twill vouch that not a caviler can bo found who will take auy exceptions to the last number. While Laceord all due ve- knowleduinent to the powers that be, Damst still claim for Forty Years the lHon's share of ‘adit, le oughtto be known liereafter as C. C.,—tho Great. Compensating Coon, ure Orlena, Chat, Grandin Oldways, Bittersweet and Ke at gay to us ver ently anid persuast' » My ceurs, If t8, i, 16 cone In an untoward and Inexplieable way in your boxes, Just remember to tum them one-fourth about and slide the bloeks 1 little more and your prabian Is virtually solved (and would be whally if tho prototype were of nny earthly good), If you bu cnreful to use elrenlar blocks, with the corners all smnoothed, the. change. will be -scareely per- eoptible; and, after all, it then becomes ellmbing, which we all choose if we nre goud for anything.” Working Bee, one word with you. Tf Tdld not love you for aa pleasant, clear, cheery letters, U'should for your psaudonym, for the busy, solf-regulatiig, wonderful ereatures you typify are our best resource, and I wish could xend. you a whole caso of “pound sections” foryour deserts, Most ublquftous Forty Yonrs, an examinas tlon into tho real merits of the ease will not exhibit dyar W. 1, in homely brawn, but you will find her neat apparel beautifully banded with gold, for she Is of royal extraction, and. carries her sign-mannal lke a banner, More- over, by her works shall she be known, and, if her sting {s sharp, itis her prerogative to use It in self-defense, Now for your tlttinatum, And we admit all you claim for Aineriean husbands, tohaw co-fuving, vase-loving, argument-loving fra- terntty, itis not wonderful: thoy tnd ft alto- gether the Alpine side of life to order the sorubbing-brush instead of doing the scrub- Ding, hey might not be troubled about hirlng the holp if the exigencies of the ago had not uinde them epleures in that artlele, Vale, Forty Year, my. blessing, and may you be the honored guest inthe domain of a wife who shall obtain for you rest and hapyl- huss, plonty ofwubalatence, Walid, tobueco, and keep her Ioneliness and wearlposs fur her hours of solitude, No Nase, a CAPT, JOSEPH LAWSON, To the Editor of The Chicago Tribuns, Curvenne, Wyo., March 10.—In the txsuo of tho 4th inat. of tho Intcr-Occan {6 a apectul telo- gram dated Washington, March 3, In which the correspondent does Injustico, whother Inten- tionally or not, to Cupt. Joseph Lawson, Thint Cavalry. Reforring to tho promotion of Capt, Dotlgo toa Majority in the Pay Department far his bravory .in tho Milk {tvor fight, bo statua that Capt. Payno and Lieut. Chorry ure also “seeking recognition,” and ndds; “Now comes Capt. Luwson, of the Third Cavalry, Learing cortifcatos ta show that, if he had not boon thore, the command woukl hive been outicol elenned out and unmorcifully slnughterod, ‘Lawson has secured nn fitdorseniont of tho Lew- isiature of Wyoming, und -innkes out a good cana. : 20." Of the vote of. thanks ‘ tendored him by tho Legislature of Wyoming for his saving tho commund by muking o stubborn realstunce in gonmund of the reur-gunrd, and falllng stowly hack with his wounded to tho train, thus allow Jug tho troops there thine to park their wagons to. sheltor tho command, Cupt. Lawson knew noth- ing whatever until he reoulyed the written tostl- montal from tho Clork of the Leyistuturo in scaaion hore, Whilo Capt, Payne bag te ete for tho or In the Adjutint-Goneral's ‘that of Captain alntment of Mitjor Pupartinent, and Lie In the Quurtermaster'a Dey to secure which thoy have brought to hoe all possible pus Ntleal_ and army intluence, Capt, tg made noappliey ton for nuything {nthe way of promotion for tha faithful dlecharyo of his duty only, and has done nothing to provent the other olicers engaged in tho tight from obtalning wll oy desire. ite application for a Court of Inquiry ts almply to obtain for hia company and rogimont the credit due, which has Leon Avon 30 Stbars = ra A BOON. ‘The mortals cry out coasslosly for blessings— rent nlyht and day I benr thotr prayors uriso; YOU, suds, they lift up huods besooching— Tho whole round Mirth is Buuddoritg with tholr ps ang ne 'Thoy cry for wealth, for fame, for hollow glory— For youth that loft thom long ago forlorn; They cry for all of Lovo'a aweot, madd'niog story: 4 And you, O jgods, look down on thom with scorn, With dears and praycra thoy send up thelr poti- Thoso mortals groveling In tho Karth'a foul ‘Thosa mortals with pure faces, and soula black+ With ell tho eins of living and of ust, And I, O gods, the least of all tho mortals, Bend up one prayor—ono hopeless, bitter prayer At morn, and noon, and night, I kneel and: whisper. My one purition to the mocking alr, The power of forgetting—gods otornal, losk no rar fe ‘tan of your ari im hada, Joare not (f I starve low iy tho iratter, Walle wealth is over all tho Summor-lands; Nor care 1 1f my limbs aro baro to Hoavan— ut buve the powor of fol Jask no other Doct boneath thesky, ~ Forget, thro’ the brief romnant of exlatence, Fee ee Ee a jus ea] With cursos rising to the gods divine. , Q gods oternal, gods of the immortals, ‘ Grunt io ta touuu thie ong Locus Blissful goal, And tako'ull els that makes life wort tho live Ww % And leayo ine dostitute=thon tuko my soul, Payxy DEcoLy, SATURDAY, MARCH 20, THE PUZZLERS' CORNER. {Orginal contributions will be published tn thie departinent. Corresponttenta will please send thotr real names with thoir nonia de plems addressed to“ Puzalors’ Corner." Avotd obao- Ieto words as far as possible, Answers will bo published the follow ing week.) ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLES, 1880—SIXTEEN PAGES. eannot be wo bny on credit. We have not been in bed or lal on nm mattress aince last May, = = THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE. The Number of Staten, To the Editor of The Chicago Tribune, Cnicaao, March 1%—Ploneo settle a dispute ty atnting tho number of States at present in the Union, and obliga HEADER, (Thirty-elght.) Natlonat Conventions To the Editor of The Chicago Tribune, Cincano, March 19.—Can you toll me the rte ne a eles {n the nominntion of candidates for L dont an VicesProaidont In the Repub- Hcan and Democratic Conventions? AD, Witntams, {In the Republican Convention a majority of the entire number of delegates Is required: In tho Demecrntic it requires n two-thirds vote to nominate.) Why In 10? ROURIE . No. 1,108, i No... BEWE I BUDE NISEY UNAU NOVEL WARK XERES LUES ENDUE — No, J 109 aN [hee 0, 1,109, 1s P OWEGO rua POLYRP PYRUB ANNIE PURBLEW UPSET GULLY — BEY No. 1,113, Ww Perigord Ple, No. 1,110. No. 1114 KOKOB Reaver, enshmero,sat- OnOLE net, corduroy, casal- KORAN mero, Jaconet, tarlotan, OLAVE BENET — DIAMOND—NO, 1,115, In Honida; the ery of an animal; a military cap: un animal: contumely; @ kind of grain trunsposed; in Towhead. BANA, II. Puxcn. HALF-8QUARE WORD-NO, 1,116. A bird; 1 shoot; to beg; a plant; nn adverb; in Youngster, * Geneva Lan, Wis. Couxz. HALF SQUARE WORD=NO. 1,117, 1 In the broad Atlantia you may aco this swim- mer antio— ‘-aplned, hard-boned fellow. nota daca, but this word moans a you please, that fs not mellow, 3, Hore you have rk name—thore's anothormeans 0 Bit; Tt will do to enll your boy, if you choose; 4. Dut keep hin free from this, for surely it is dis- Oberlenco, and swiftly brings ita duce, 6 Fonatluniy’ spunking, & county now you're seckin; In Connectiout or Massachusetts find tt. 6. This totter you may henr always ringing In your ett ‘ But you nover—that is, hardly oyer—min it. Fuuron, ill. TOWHBAD, SQUARE WORD=NO, 1,118, An Eastern wolght; a Jewish measure; ariver in Scotland, Janep BwAns. Curaao, NUMERICAL BNIGMA~NO, 1,119. Tar composed of six latters, and nin gan anf- uel. My 5, 2,6, {8 nnother name for the same ani-~ pitt. My 4.3, DEUAVA! Wes. ENIGMATIZED QUOTATIONS—NO, 1,120, Hail to Tur Tarn, with its Puzzlers’ Corner, Tlonored and bleasai bo its culuinus of rhyme, Long inny the afd It reootves from the whole bo Cherished and loved to tho ond of her tine, Now that abo may be seen Hy those who seck her theme, Characters thirtoon ebo’s willing tu bo; * While almost eaut week Some rare puzzling trick ‘This lady hurls at the friends of The C, “The monks . . ... wore tho only 13, 4,9, 8 Mats in those nges.—Flume, “This sult, he led me Over hoults and %, 6. 11's: Through thorns and buses scant my lea L drew."—=Fulrfar, “Stones 3, 2 fdrced from the old Assyrian slings." —Nhakancare, “There eninge not six days since from Full a fie of rleh canary, Is it ‘of tho-right 13, 10, 6, Ym Meta ner, Rocuenne, Nh , Dussin Zenopta. _ + RIDDLE NO, 1121. % Tam used ns 0 parts an rover 1 whole, “4 And something that ins uelthor body nor soul, Although it ts suld that my kindrod and 1 Have noyer beun known to utter a He, Yet still Tmt called vulgar—T aearcely know whiy'. Some tiles are strange: will wondera no'er CONSE ed By multi plication [ always decrease. ELSON, Ill. N&LSONIAN, TRANSPOSED DANCES—NO, 1,122. 1) Mrs, Rio. (Ole Rob, (3) Mr, Ange, 4) Hon, 6, 1, are sports, Wis, BR ip (5) Don Wi Bnkor, (0) Auna D. Fox. (7)_Erl D. Quail, (8) Ho Is Seotah, T. Fi Ciicaco. Trno. CORRESVONDENCE, Towhend, Fulton, 1i1., will please acoopt thanks for puzzles sent. Only Mo, Hightand Park, Ill, answers the pio quostion correctly, and miuds not tho others, Ri Aitoh, Fond du Lac, Wis. gives up six, and yields up the anewers to Nos. 1,108 and 1,114. 'Tyro, city, considered tho ist about as hard as te Belen puzzle, and concluded to let it slide, Tho Dromios, Galonn, loave the “Perigord Pia" untouched in the bill of faro, but the rost wore called off properly. Badger, Wisoonsin, was tho first to respond with lst oomplote in all particulars, and is do- serving of much praise thorefor, Mr. KE. Us, Stoward, Ill, was Inudvortantly skipped Inst wook, though his_unswors ono fi UUme, Ho had all save 1,102, 1,105, and 1,100, ¥.F, K., city, got a cross atiok whon he tackled tho acrostic, and ho failed to straighten it ufter yotting half of it. Tho reat wore mustored, Punch, Urbana, Tl, thinka tho lust batch a yory pood one,—quite up to tho avorage. His lat of anawors are properly arranged, and every: ‘oue correct. Dick Shunnry, elty, completed five, and bad partin! golutions totwoothors,—tho hexagon and ferostio, Tho * Purlyord Pio’ syug a mysticism ho couldn't fathom, Woh, Delavan, Wis, trica to answer tho ' Por frord Plo" with an“ Apricot ‘Tnrt," and {8 un- able to make tho dlumond spurkle.. Six auswers bath Mfr, Web correct. Hontda, Champaign, Ill, answers tho Ist com- pas with nothing mispluced. Thu criticlams in tho letter are no doubt kindly intonded for the Scorotary, and he willdo his best to avoid such errors of Judgment in future. Mrs. Harrla, Holborn, justly thinks sho is en- titled to credit for n [lat of answors In which thore ts nothing wrong from top to bottom, Tho Slo" was almost indi gosto, Mrs, if, would kg to 800 more crypts In ‘Tho Cornor, ——————— THE IRELAND OF MOORE, Ospirit of Moore, that was mens aa woman, Retouch tho sad harp of thine Bein again; Awuken compassion in hearts that ure human, For Death ia abroad fu the mountain and glen, The shamrack must droop in tha cypress’ foll shudu' The Brinroad ond daisy but Nugor to bloom By, the tumine-swept cot und the grave-fur rowed moadows N Ab! Spring will behold thy poor country a tomb! Thy logond, Clontarf, {a renewed In Ita sorrow; ‘The living and dend in grim conflict aro seon; WUI those who shall gaze on tho slaughtered tor a jnorrow ve Go whiuper tho talo to thor pitiless Quoon? Ayo! picture the wo of the mother who lingers, ko Fa waite roso that ylulds ull her buds tu 'To presa fantished lpato hor doad baby's On- gers, Man to tho mercy of God, Appening yaw = Bins. TIELEN Rion ———— Radltorlal Life in California. Henton (Cut) slentontan. We havo eal hd cial during the past six munths, aud Iyed on that sum. We buve given from fourteen to sixteen hours’ labor ovory diy, inchiding Sunday, cuch week we have Printed tho Hentontan, The seml-weokly contain ed, when printed full, about twenty thousand ome making forty thousand forthe week, which ts the averayo printer's, weekly work, without performing suy other jabor, In addition to this week's work uf tho caso we buve looked after the chores of the allico, nudo up tho paper, cut and wot down tho paper, wished the rollers, worked the Ryodee puttip tho inulls, aud oarri the papur, We havo bought, bogued, or stolen tho fesweou, and chopged it with a borrowed ax, We bavodone ourown cooking and Hyed on ono moal anda cold lunch a day, never tting ago square One except whou uw chunce Eaitedsuur Cell ia our way, and wo would feu) #0 rich that we would rush up to the Cullfornia hotel Woe buve lived on bolled beet, with un occusional turntp, and not unfrequently a bolled frozen potato und wul, ror deasert, Wo would thon change our dict t6 soda crackers and sweot+ gned water fora fow days. ‘There le nt Bo conducive to health as frequent chauge of dot, For tho lust wovk or two we bave boon gor- mutndiaing on bacon and beans straight, with cravktrs steeped In weak tea. What tobacco wo ' Te the Editor of The Chicago Tribune. Mort, (L, March 14.—Among your “ Over- Sunday nows in Monday's Trinune T notico that Gon, Hawloy lonves the Tronaury to try for the Minols Governorship, and that the succes. nor af Gon. Hawley is tobe Mr. J. K. Upton: that Gen. awier sald,otc. Thin rofers to “John B. Mawley,"* of Rogk Isiand, | suppose. | 1 would be pleased to have Tan Trinuxr toll Ita readers, Who are very numerous In this part of tha State, why {t prefixes tho ttle of “Goneral” to our John B. Hawley. Inquinen. A Question of Price. Th the Editar af The Chteago Tribune, Citeano, March 1%—Wil you kindly inform me through the columns of your paper what book would be most useful to mo dn learning axeuying of gold and silver. I desire to learn assaying, but cuanot afford to pay a teacher. Yours truly, ACB. (There are three excecdingly good works on that subject: IUckott’s Assaying and Assay Schomes, price, $10; Mitchell's Manual of Practical Aagaying, price, €&); and Bodeman & Kern on Assnying, price, $2.69. Any ono of these buoka would probably anawer your pur- pose.) An Alleged Unjunt Asneanment, To the Eititor of ‘The Chteags Tribune, Hype, Pan, March 10,—Ag it Is not genernily known how tho personal proporty tax-collection: business fs managed tn the Villuge of Hyde Park, {desire to give you an Iinstration, and ask THe THMUNE to give It publicity. Thore is one block {n the vilhige in which thore aro thirty-olght faimilics residing. and only nine persons in the block have boon assessed this yenr. Those who have been nascased are of the poorer clugs, while those who bave piunos, horses, Jewelry, ete., are not assessed. As tha fundamental principle of tuxntion ia equality, the writer pretends ta resume that tho purtin nxsesgiment referred to Is illezal, and, therefore, not collectable, Am E correct? One ov THE Fey TAXED, (No, It 1s too late to innko any objections.) Three Questions Answered. * To the Editor of The Chicago Tribune. CHICAGO, March W.—Will you please answer, to devide hots, the following questions: (1) Docs Maggle Mitchell play Afignon? i Is Gambetta 4 Jews If not, to what religion does he La th (@) What King of France had a rowd of salt butit in order that his mistress might go aleigh-riding du guinmer, and what was the name of the mis+ tresa? ANXIOUB, (() She plays Mr. J. B. tunnton'sversionof the play. (2) No; although #uch bna been fro- quently stated by bis enctnics, He cannot well bosald to have any. (3) Don't think thore was any such King. Slefuh-riding [snot a fuvorit amusement In France during the wintor months, and there fs very little opportunity to indulge In that pastino.) Dr, Shipman, Tb the Editor of The Chicago Tribune. Cnrcaao, March 10.—In n notice of the {n> tended depurture fur Ruropo of Dr. George LE. Shipman, in your {ssuo of tho 17th, you state that the Doctor ia threatened with softening of the spinal cord, I was surprised to read this, for such Is not the fact. Dr. Shipman [a nut only free from every symptom of softening of the spinal cord, and of the brain—aa wnothor pupor bas tek lain good health, He fs slin- by weary. Worn out by his incessant self-sie- rifleing Inbors, and knowing that be is nearing tho grand cifinnterie poriod of man, he recog- nizes the absolute uecasalty of reat, that he muy protong bis years of usefulness, Linn now, and for many sears hive been. personally acquainted with the Doctor's condition, and therefore know whoreof Lapeak. BALLatty, M.D. A Correct Trial-Balance, ‘To the Editor of The Untcago Tribune, Fonn uu Lac, Wis. March Ji.—1 think your roply to" X, ¥.Z0" In your yesterday's issuc 1g Hable to mislead him. A correct triut-balunce cannot .be taken from a sot of double-entry books uniess the total footings from cach sidvot the cash book are carried tothe Jedyor. The cash-bouk entries being posted on tho ledger, thore inust bow corresponding debit for every creditvand vice vorsnund itis nore convenient a Baving of much ledger apace to carry the total footings for the month ffom the cash book than to carry each day's transactions, by setting the Inguirer on the right path you will oblige a sym- pathizingcolaborer, | CAnven N. GRerritit, P.8.—Why is It that the newsboys on the Chi- cugo & Northwestern Itallroad are so anxious to sell the Times or Inter-Occan,whon wo wont TRIBUNER?, [Ask tho Suporintendont.) A Ohanco for Chicago Manngers. To the Editor of The Citeago Tribune, Gneen Casting, Ind, March 1, 1880.—DzZaR Bin: L take this Plan to ndvertiso my polnta as my agt is sick, you will Ploas seo tho owner off tho epro house or hall which over It is, & how lowuo I can get it, ns 1 bav no troop & no baggage, wher troops pay $23.00 1 pny from 00 to $10.00 T got It bere for $8.00, I waunt you bapa one thousnnd His nbuught 8 by inches at once. & os the Bill puster to post them up at once & ull Right. & put it in youre paper & and tho other popra as oft ad you ean ns the time ia short givo it the grand nulf, it isto bee ubnby: show & lexput the good Indys to bring thom in ag thoy ull ways do, & I oxpect the Dovtrs to act an guges, thon & tho Exibitors udinitted free tho babys tnust not be over 12 months old if T cun got the house I waunt to beo tharvon Murch 27,—1840 doors open at 7 o'clock, ut, night, adult- tonce, 25 ota children 12 & under Ih cts he sure & got tho house for thut night if you can, if not put It for the 20—80 ‘ou Will Pluns drop me a letter at once to Bains pridye Ind, & let mono tho piiore iflean get tho house on tht night, & if se go abend ut onen, or on the 20—80 & youre money will be Ieady for you os soon ag 1 yet thair vy Prot, Keld. T hope. heur from you Tuesday morning Direct to W. Reid Lhav had no trabblo yet in ndvertlalng in this way, 1 havont got timo to find ought why to direct to, Excuse all mistukes us I mn burre . I givo $10.00 Dolors to the best looking buby. Bo you understand tho matter now L suppose So work le up tho very best you cin & obliga your Friend Prov. Rei, ‘The Lake Ourronts. Tp the Raitor of The Chicago THbune, Kenosita, Wis., March 15.—Thut sand ucoumt- Inteson the north sido of harbor piers. shows that there fs.q current wlong the west shore of this lako, and also poluts a hand to ity course and direction, If one should throw n flout Inte tho water butwoen the harbor piers at Chlenwo when tho luke tide sote in and the wind blows with foree from the west, he woul! notices that. tho flont moved onwant In tho direction of tho tidy, An exporinent Bo made should Indicate to all the people of Chicnxo that southweat and south winds will uot driv the surfave water of the lake nyulnst Its natural ourront, course, and direction, 10 fa therefore manifest that ofl deposited eouth of the hurbor piers ut Chieaxo c wilt not, oxcept by humunugonoy, reach the lal tunnel, ‘The offal that finda ita way into the luke north of GA must neccssurily move in south dl- reotion, thus fullowing the line of the current, The lake tide Ix 4 nover-eniing and perpetual movement, and its average velocity ta 100 feet lit four minutes, That thle changed its course to and from tho shore wach Veo mihutes or thorenbouts. It thorefore follows thatthe re- ceding tide would not carry ofaloutward ton greater distance thun 60U fect. ‘Thy uarrow belt of wator holding impurities must necessarily Nad {ta fee ground the outerond of tho hurbr= era; butit the Inke-tunnol extonds anges thsi) foot beyond those plors, it is diflauit to be Hove that Impurities, In any considorable quan- ity, mouch the wajer-tunnel frum the source in- ented, ‘Tho perisdical jlarm in reference to tho cons dition of the Senter aniily at Chicago manifeat- ly nrises from ompiricul sources, It would not be expenalyo or dificult to piace. wauyos nour the surfuce of the luke oust, north, and south of the water tunnel, and thus doe tarmino by actaul test the surcos fyom which impurities arise, ‘ Cultivation bas dwarfed many of tho-altluonts of tho luke, and water cuurscs that were rivers forty years agg are nothing tore than rivulets to-day. A wis policy woul tura water courses toward and not from the lake, Country Roads, To ths Editor of The Chlcago Tribune, MrRoxLanva, Nwan Quincy, TL, Murch 1%.— Your ryaders will notice that upon this subject of country roads I aim,as Lincoln said when askod, “Sir. Proaidont, bow aro you gotting wlong in putting down’ this: Rebellton?™ “0, pewulng, pewglog away," was the reply. I bave been peggxlug awuy for twenty years, and, un- ike Linoyln'a oxcuse for not giving un old fridnd gu office, thore is moro (wud) holes than pews. ‘Thy auuual town elections are soon te occur, and a Commissioner of Highways ts to bo elected In each town and froin oight to a dozen * Overs sonrs ” to be clected in open town-meeting, Your rewlers know whut [think of tha “Poot Tord law,” and J have no amendment to make except Its unconditional repeal by the next Gon oral Assombly. While under tho law town-mectings bavo little to say a4 to taxation or making tho ronds, puls He opinion fs stil respected and obeyed when expressed. have all plong ‘urged that some Jaw forn feneral, pin be adopted throughout the Stato y tho fegislature, S T suggest that a resolution be offered at avery town-meoting in this State something like thias Reanired, ‘That th thia town be requested to. mn af during the yenr 130 one nille of woud, Gy 1 Dormanent fond within (his town on some main thoroughfare ta by them, such road to be constricted by the bent und cheapest manner, of matoria’ Ata cont to the town of not fo exceed #2 por rod,—3600 per mile. If creek or bank gravel can be had whore the haul Is not to exceed two and a bait miles aver- age, itis best, With such volunteer ald as can be obtnined ntong the rotte chosen, n very good rond can be built for that, Where you efit commonce at the gravel-beds, and the longest haul {x only one mile, by con- trart a good country road can be made for $10 rod. If creck-gravel is used, don't grado up too much, Put ay Brave in the beaten trnek, and Ml upruts and chuok-holes us you come to them. If tho haul is only a tnile, you will find it nearly as chenp to fill up with gravel ns to grade. ‘up with dirt, and the gravel grade will lust. An T bovo snid In previous fetters, do not_ heal. tate to slap creok-gravel on to tho mud. Cree! gravel contains nocarth; the mixture of somo will make yottr road ‘nll the better for It.” Whore gravel or broken rock fs too expensive, put in tie of good size, and a string each sido of _tho road, ere is no town in tho State that cannot make one mile ench year and never feo! ft. and. tho more mnjles that aro built the moro willing tho people will bu to pay for thom. Tf the road fs to be improved by underdrain- inw, select your longest clay and “spouty™ bills, and by the next town meeting tho people enn auige ga to the effects and determine as to th atte, the in lot naystem of making only one mile ench year in a town, in nddition to the neil rod taxes, and {ta results in five yoars would bo marvelous, and nota serious birden to any town In tho State, If any one haga bottor plan, will Tae Trine UNE sny to auch, "Trot ‘gm out.” Hespectfully, K. K, Jonrs. L¥es, “trot."—Ep,.J ~OKOLONA. A Lively Yelp from the Grent Southern Democratic Organs Okotona (Miss.) Southern Statea (Dem). “A STRONG GOVERNMENT "—NOW THE INFAN- DOWS IDEA HAR BEEN BERVED IN AMERIOA, AND HOW IT WILL BB BEHVED AGAIN, A strong Government is wanted.” So says tho Stalwart Sultimbanco of tho Now York Trtbune, in his issue of the Mth wlt.; And the remark Is being auoted by the Ro- publican press with many commendatory com- uients, The old Continentals had “4 strong Government Prior to 1778; Mut they read tho law of tberty to The puluce-born whelps of St. Jumes, And they rammed it down the throats of his soldiers, With n sonsoning of saltpetre. ‘Tat, was the way our futhors eerved A strony Government;" And tholr sons haven't targntten the trick, dont Conteernke Commonwealths were sub- ected to * A strong Government” From 1863 until 1875, Hutu storm kept browing and blowing up through all that Dork Decade, Tt broke in Vlood and Finme, And our people Babred and Shot-yunned Their way to lborty. The questards for “A strong Government" Can learn a salutifercus lesson by conning these precedonts, and committing them to meim- ory. For nat ns suroly os Jehovnh Hulds this phinet {n the hollow of His band, gust that surcly will our people 0 The first man that undertukes to inaugurate “A strong Government” On our soil, And crack his infernal neck on the gallows- Fee, ‘Thoy will do It, Jf they dia for it— They will do it If they have to paint tho mid- night sky with a fret-work of tire, ond wash tho high-ways and by-ways of tho Yand with tho Hfu-blood of the Catilines und Consuleatore, We. thought that tho Tnfandous {dex of “A strong Government" was tho despotisms beyond the Atlunt Europe fe leuplng into a ew, Freer, and ‘Tranaplendent Lit e Under the magic touch of llberty, And fs belog: Redeemed, Regenerated, and Iwpublicanized, Are wo to drop back Into tho Dark Ages, Asthe Eustern Hemisphere heaves upward Into the light that was first quickened and “dndied on our Boil? Bhall we Intraduco tho ‘Trumpory and Filtgree dying out with uy Of Tnmperiallsin, Togethor with Its Junizurlur, = Buatiles, and Chi bts, As tho Old World discards these Relles of barbarian, ail transforms ber subjects into soverelgna? aver: diy tho Holy Trinity! NEVER! NEVER But thls is tho ultimity of Stalwartism, ‘Therefore Stalwartiem: Must and al Diy the Neath, ‘This Union isa Loose and ‘Temporary Longue OF Sovereign Contmonwealtha. Thoy are thelr own lords and masters, Nu contrat powor will bo permitted to usurp one solitary: Right or Fuuction. . ‘Thut ts sparen ted to them by tho royal slgn- muna of God Himself, Tho peapte of Misslesippl, For Instance, are a Repurate, Tistinet, and Ravervign Fooph ‘hey propose todo precisely as thoy plensc, iether thu oltizona of the othor Stated like itor nat, . Aud the sooner that this fuct ts understuod, Once for all, The better and The safer It will be forthe wnbung scelerats who ore brawllag in bohnlt of “A strong Governimont.” — MEETING, Not Ina Summor-wood—not by tho sea Not undor any Lage however fulr, Would [ first greet the soul tit is to share: ‘Tho ancrud fouat of Love's dulight with me, But rather Ing rich, luxurious roo, Wien fountuus playing, and the Nights turned dita, ‘Vo countorfolt tha twitlght’s tonder gloom, Would (Hitt up ming oyes, and look on bit An whoao rare silo my heart shatl burat in bloom, . Somowherv # band should breatho—but not too tear A throbbing waltz, go low 1 yot could hear ‘Tho atrong, quick puléos of tho buurt that boat For me alone--a mugis doubly woot. ‘Thus woutd my soul with my soul's consort moet, ELLA WHESLER. —— nen ‘Two or three colds in succession will often oa- tablish tho seuda of conssuiption in tho system, converting what was originally a hag it curable affection Inty ono genorally fatal, ‘nile ordl- nary prudence, thereforg, makes It the busiicas of every ono to tuke caro of u cald until it is got rid of, Intelligent oxperiones preaenta un romedy in Dr. Jayne's Kxpvoturunt, thoroughly adapted to remove speedily allcoughs and culila, and cquatly effective in the primary stages of consumption, asthing, and bronchitis, THAS. TEAS. ‘en uisseagy, 350. Vary best, 200 erry auge sae Yee Pe vesa pa dite Brokitust, put pouud’.dot We: Yery bush ae eH ce ibsson ASOMEG80,00. Vary bost,nie cf a a Ghitoas Mixture (highly reoummended to those pe bse BuIxod Pur ib... 95 .O0e aieeetse pas gas aera ie dkog. , ‘Our best ‘Fuad aro ws digas any that, are wuld in this arte Woliiow x dlacount of tre conte und when ave pounds srotakutatatine, PY PO HICKSON'S CASH GROCERY HOUSE, e 118 Boat Madisonest. x (rwEND Fok COMP HEE EE MICE-LANT, MAILED RADWAYS READY RELIRG. HRALTH. 1S WRALT. Hah ot Bal Wa i RADWAY’S SarsaparillianResolvent, Pura blood makes sound flesh, strong bone, and a clear skin, re tees would haye your flesh firm, : Fy " P ETAN RaSOLVENT. A GRATEFUL RECOGNITION. “To cure a chronic or long-standing Disease ts truly a victory in the hoaling art; thatreasouing power that clonrly discerns defeot and supplies & Temedy; that restores step by atep—by degreca— the body which ins been slowly attacked and wenkenail by an inaidious disease, not only com- mands our respect but deserves our gratitude, Dr. Radway has furnished mankind with that wonderful remedy, Radway's Sarsapatillian Ro- solvent, which accomplishes this reauit, and suf- foring humanity, who drag out an existence of pnin and disease, through long. days and long Bie owe him tholr gratitude, ’—Medical Sfem FALSE AND TRUE. ‘We oxtract from Dr. Radwn: Diseaso and Its Cure,” a8 follows: Lfst of Diseases Cured by Radway's Sarsaparillian Rosolvent Chrono Skin wiseases, Cartes of the Bone, Hu- mors in tho Blood, Berofilous Discasea, Dad or Unnatural Habit of Budy. By hilis and Venercal, Fever Sores, Chronic or Old Ulcers, Salt Rheum, eke, White Swelling, Sculd Head, Uterine Afeotions, Cankors, Glandulur Swellings, Nodes, Waating and Deeny of the Body, Plmpica an Blotches, Tumors, Dyspepsia, Kliiney and Bind- der Diseases, Chronio Rheumutism and Gout, Consumption, Gravel and Caleutous Deposits, and Varieties of the above complaints to which sometines are ¢ivon specious nuines, Wo nasert that there Is no known remedy that - posergens tho curative power over these discuscs: that Radway's Kosolvent furnishes. It curcs step by step. sureiy, from the foundation, and restoros the injured purta to thelr sound condi= ton, Tie WASTER OF THE RODY ARE BTOFPED, AND IEAGTHY BLOOD 18 AUPPL(ZD TO TH RYS- TEM, from which new matertal laformed, 'Thists the firat corrective power of Radway's Kesulyent, In cases where tho item haa been sulivuted. and Mercury, Quicksl have acetmilated and become depoaltet In tho bones, Joints, etc. causing caries of the bores, rickota, spinal curvatures, contortions, white swellligs. varicose velns, ete, the Saranparillinn will resolve away those deposita and exterini- nate the virus of the disease from tho system. ing those medicines for hronic, Surofulous, or Syphilitio diseasos, however slow may be tho cure, feel better.” and find their general health impr fng.tholr tleeh and welght increasing, or even: keeping Its own, faa sure align that the cure fs Progressing, In those discases the putient eithor gets better or worse,—the virus of tho dis- ens js not Inactive: if not arrested and driven from the blood, it will sprend and continue to undermine tho constitution, As soon ns the SARSAPARILLIAN takes tho patlent foe) bote ter,” every hour you will grow better and tn ereaso in hoalth, strongth, and flesh. OVARIAN. TUMORS, The ramoval of these tumors by Ravway's Resowvent |g now so certainly established thut what wus once considered almost iniraculous is "Troatige oF now a common recognized {net by all pirties. Witness the vases of Hannah P. Knapp, Mrs. C. Krapf, Mra. J. H. Jelly, and Mrs. P. D. Hendrix, published in our Alinanne for 1879; niso, that of Sirs. C. 8. Bibbing, in the proaent editinn of our * False and True,” Space forbids our making particuinr reference to the various cases of chronic disenses renched by Or SARSAPARITIAAN HtssonveNt. Invallils and tholr friends tnust consult our writlogs If they wish to obtain an Idea of the promise and potency of Ht, RK, Rt. Remedics. One Dollar per Gottie, TOLN UDI DIED YX. Only requires minutos, tiot hours, to relieve pain and cure acute dies Radway’s Ready Relief, In from ono to twenty minutes, never fails to rellave PAIN with ona thargqugh application. No matter how violout or excruchiting tho puln, the ques Ar te. jHederitien, erat pled, jervous, Neuralgic. or prostrated ww: acnse may suffer, RADIAL S READY RELIEF will afford instant case. Inflammation of the Kidneys, Inflammation prthe Bladder, Inflammation of the Bowets, Congestion of the Lungs, Sore Throat, Difficult Breathing, Palpitation of the Heart, Hysterics Croup, Dipn- ‘theria, Catarrh, Influenza, Headache, Toothache, Neuraigia, Rheumatism, Cold Chills, Ague Chills, Chilbialns, Frost Bites, Bruises, Summer Com- pina ughs, Coldi, Sprains, Pains In the heat, FEVER AND AGUE. Foyer and Ague, cured for Fifty Cents. Thera is not ® romedial agent in tho world that will cure Foyer and Ague, and all other Mniurious, Dilious, Scarlet, Typhold, Yellow, and othor fevers (aided by RADWAY'S PILLS) so quick us Hapway's Reavy Rewer, It will ina few moments, whon taken necord- ing to directions, cure Cramps, Bpasina, Sour Btomack, Hoartburn, Sick Headacho, Dinerhen, Dysontery, Colfo, Wiud In the Bowels, and al Internal Pains, ‘ravolora should always oarry a bottle of ttnct- way's Ready Hollef with thom, A few drops In water will provent sickness or pains from change of flap, Ay ie orter: than tters as aatimutant. Miners and Lumbermen should alwaya ba pre vided with it, OAUTION, Allromodini agents castle of destroying lite by an overdose should be avoldod. Morpalauy opium, strychnine, arntoa, hyoselamus, and othor powerful remedioa, does at cortain tines, in very Biuall doses, rellove the pitiont aarti thoir uc don in the system, But perhups the sesond dose, if rupouted, nigy aggravate and tnerensa tho suffering, and another dose cause deuth. Thore la no nevossity for using thoso unoertain agonta whon a positive remedy liko Htadway'a Ready Rellof will stop tho most oxerichatin, puin guicker, without ontaiiing the louyt dil Bilty on eltbor infant or adult, The ‘Crue Roliof. Radway's Roady Mollet ts the only romedial fAgont in vogue that will inatantly stop pain. ” Fifty Conte Per Nattis, French brandy or RADWAY'S REGULATING PILLS) Perfect Furgntive Soothing Apertents, Act ‘Without Pain, Always Helinblo nad Natural tn thelr Operation. A VEGETABLE SURSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL. Porfectly tuutoless, cleguntly, conted with gweet gui, puro rowulate, purify, clonuse, and. ng ther. iar ‘¥rt.is, for the cure of ull disonters of the Stomach, Liver, Bowols, Kidneys, Blade dor, Norvous Diseuses, Houdacho, Conatipation, Costivoness, Indigestion, Byapy pala, Bivowsn Fever, Infiammation of the Howls, Filed, an ail derangomenta of tho Internul Viscera, Ware ranted to effect @ perfect cure. Purely vegetae blo. ponte uo mercury, ininerals, or deletu- ous drugs, $27" Obuurve thu following symptoms rogult~ fn; Troms Diseasesof the digestive organs: Cons aupation, Townrd Piles, Fullness of the Blood in, tho Rou, Avidity of tha Btomach, Nauseu, Heartburn, Disgust of Food, Fullness or Welght in tho Bolus Sour Eructations, Sinking or Futtering at tho Heart, Choking or Sulfert Beusations when in » Wing Posture, Dimuess 0} Vislon, Dots or Webs Bofory tho Bight, Fuver and Dull Pain tn tho Head, Deticlency of Per- splration, Yollownoss of the Bkin aud Eyea, Valn in the Side, Chest, Limbs, and Sudden Pluabes of Heat, Burning in the Flexh. ‘A few dosus of Rapwar’s Pints will frou tho systom from all the abov wud disurdors, Price, 43 Cents Ver Buz, We at that the reader must vor bookenud papers on the subject of dis thelr cure, among which may be nursed: ¢ Fulso anit True? “Radway on Irritable Urethra,’ “s Rudway on Borofula,"? “ and others rulating to diffrent claxsos of Ula BOLD BY DRUGGIS7s. READ “FALSE AND TRUE.” Bend a letter stamp (9 HADWAY £ CU, No. 8¥ Warren, cor. Church-at., Naw York. (2 Information worth thousands will by sent sWyou. - r, Corrosive Subilmate ~