Chicago Daily Tribune Newspaper, August 25, 1877, Page 3

T e with earved rattleanflkes cofling round the hilt, 15 his sceptro; the chair, of box, on which ho Ia seated I his throne; while those who liaten to the demonstration of the proposition are his subjects. Binee no one questioned the correct- ness of Norton's premiscs When he announced Titmself an Emperor, all who listen nre hound toaceept the proofa he hrings forward to estab- lish the fact that hio Is an Emperor, for they are loglcal. MORMONISM. Third Letter from the Rev. Bal- lard S. Dunn. Orson Pratt, the Isaiah of the '*Latter- Day Baints." A TIIS 1S THE MANNER in which Orson Pratt demonstrates the truth of Mormonlsm. fle not only aunounces premiscs, at the outsct of lis discourses, that arc an ab- surd ss Norton's claim to be an Emperor, but he lays down premises that arc still more ab- His Logleal Arguments from Qut- ngeol;’sly-Ull.llbundml :um,ln um;l mnuklalo{ wh:l.z he nuerfiuh}lzfl 1.9 o hever has existed, an never will exist; rens while there have been Emperors who word ceowne, wiclded sceptres, sut upou thrones, sod ruled over their subjecta. ¥ [ will now record one_of the many tostances in which [ have heard him Isy down premises suchaa [ bavo described, froin which o has prenched logleally and wel, :‘ccmcn of ‘my assertion that g {8 methodleally nsanc., 'l:hl Fanatically-Fatuous Char- acter of Mormon Credulity. To the Editor of The Tritume. gALT LARR CrtY, Utah, Aug, 13,—Orson Pratt {s the Teatah of Mormonfem, If to institute the comparison be mot too frreverent anid,too de- rogatory to the character of the Evagelical Prophet. Through his lmlrn!ncnnmy. and that of his brother, Purley P Pratt, of whom { expect to maka further mention, JosephSmith's Jraud bas bren, I a measure, divested of its silly and contradictory character, and made to sppesr, in The eyes of many people, even of some culture, as the divinely-forctold re- vival of God's glorious wotk among the chil- dren of men. Since he has oecupled this prominent position fn the theolugical devclopment and defense of the preatest soclal, religlous, and polittcal de- Juslon of modern times, some acconnt uf THE MAN AND M8 MZTHODS will be interesting, and possibly of sorvice to [17 atesmen as may wish to snalyze it, pre- paratory to casting out of the American aystem ihe hartful and immoral ingredients of Mor- mouiari, . It was he tbat slew—metaphorically—the emotlonafly-verbose aud poetically-hortative Methoslist Gollah, Newman, who eame to Utah #in gearch of wool, but want back shorn." ‘This, and other lmilar victories, have rendered bim invincible, not only in the eyes of the Mor- mon people, but in his own eatimation. e salutes you oti tho strect, and raplies to ! questions with the risiog inflection,” which every student of human nature recogolzes us the inflection of disputation, when delivered in the tone of definnce, His frony and, sarcasm arc modeled after the atyle of tho Prophct Elijal's when he ridlculed the prophets of Haal, and bade them call aloud to their God, who per- chance might be asleop or on a buntiug-expedf- dinna, to lear arose. In he' dusk of " and, with a diznity of munnper hel mpg an Ambroge or Massillon, opeucd the (tue Bible, remarking the while that it was not the custom of the *Latter-Day Saints " to tnke a text from which to preach, bug, {n this Instavee, Ue meant to depaft trom their ysual custon, * After turning to' the dth and reconcite them to s departure, he roa the 2d verse: ** Inmy father’s house are nany text set forth TIE MOST STUFENDOUS ASSUMPTION aod 1 haye Deard some tropositions assuined tounding, S Th nounce! univer. the plancts, lor be it ku worlas not yet d qusc.’ " ner in which he proved bis propositivns, the West. tlon. ONX OF TIIE MANY STARTLING TIINOS 1 have Intely hiad somo private experiencewith him, s0 that Iam well up in the knowledge of his pecullar style of evasfon and argumentation. Wishing an authoritative statement and ex- planation of certain Mormon doctrines, T men- tioned the fact to onc of tho ‘“First Preai- dency, who referred me to “nROTHER ORSON PRATT. who, hie sald, could giveane the information that Ldesired. After enterjg the * Historian's Offico,” I approached tho vonerable tnan of exposition, to whom I have often liatened {n the Tubernncle, and quletly proposed my first question. Judge of my aurprise, when, lostead of givinz me tho _Information requested, he asked melna very rarcastle tone the ironical question, * Why don’t you propose an amendient to the Con- luml{m forbidding all Chriatian denomiuationa to baptize or administer the Holy Communioni™ lis mode of evading the nnswer to u dircct question that invalves the consistency of their aoctrine of ** marriage for eterufty,” 50 forcib] reminded me of a resl owcurrcnce that too place many years azo in Nowr Osleans, of u most amnsing _character, that I smiled audibly; and, as [ conld not very well explaln thie cuuse of iny merriment, this irreverence secmed rather to anger the man of exexeels, - ‘The New-Orleans incident is so perfect an {1+ tusiration of the Mormon mode of avadiug di- rect questions on certalu subjects that they pro- foss to bo luformed about, "but will not ex- lain, that I hopo I may bu pardened for relat- fog 1t® The brave old Roman-Catholie " priest who outgeucruled aud outtulked Uen. Butler on soveral ocasiona when “Butler was fu com- mand of New Otleans, known sa " PATHRN MULLEN," -hed engaged o green Erislimag, but o short timo from tEe Fanerald Islg, to scrve tn tho capacity of hall-boy. ~ Father Mullen lad been greatly asnoved, and bils_paticace sorely taxed, by n sork, of half-witted” Protestant minister of somo ud, who had taken it into his noddie that he could nud would convert the oldgpricst to Trotestantism. After u:udurmF tho nfhin's vislta and talks os Jonz aa ho could, he zave orders to Baroey, the luil-boy, one morning when enter- Ing hia etudy, ‘11 tho Rev. Bo-aun-s0 calls to- dulv tell bim I'm out.” - - ) *Then 18 out your Rivercnco Is golog to-day, 18 it.{" answered Bariey. **No, x):'uz out exactly, but I do not want to hm,' “‘Then would yo have me tell him a lol" 0 no," sald 5:0 father,—‘*yun would not llci but you van give him un ovasive auswer.” “Eyasive anmwer,” satlafled Barney's lava of truth, and soon ovolved from him “a brilliant 1dea, ne we shal) see, Atter spendiug tho day quletly in his library, Fatber Mullen cumo down to Lis 6 o’clock dln- ner; und, nudln&uumsy fu the ball, he ssked anta af the Mormons,’” Mornions were to reach the new mansions, wlien this becomes too crowded,—whether with wings or in aic-boats; nor did hie inform us bow l?lcu, when goiog frum manalon to mansion. it the Mounnuns were not so lteral a ma- terjalistle people fn thelr stheology,” both Iicre and in the hercafter, these criticlsms on this celebruted discourse would bo fmpertinent; but everything in the herealter is to be Just ns it fs now, elo only exeepted ; therelore, thio meana of transit {rom mnansiou to manslon, or world to world, arc legitimato subjects of inquiry. . Mormon thinks of dauhl.h;g. Jules Verue, in his * Voyage to the Moon and, “Twonty Thousand Leagues Under the 8ca,” 18 moro cxplicit, and removes or over. conjes such little sclentile difficultics in detail; but then it was necessary ln the ense of Verne, becanso he ‘wrote for those .who.nre more in- quisitive, who bave a wuch focbler grip in Lo- lieving, than the Mormons. 3 5 Whon speakiug of the futurc of Mormonism, and tho glorlous protnizes vouchsaled to the ¢ Latter-Doy Saints ™ in this text, bedid it with tLhe alrof one who conscicntiously details tho incidents of a country with which’ IE 18 THOBOUGILY ACQUAINTED, and I hiave reason to belleve that a largn major- ity of hls hearcrs took intellectual hold of his tuealoglcal fictions, ascontident of the reality of the Lhiugs they grasped by faith, aa they would handles, or athor mplements of toil, on the thoroughly in the truth of Rubloson Crusoe's advontures than do the majority of the *Mor- mons in Orson Pratt’s theologieal inventions snd prophetical dmumlnfi. A majority of mankind have a nebulous dis- trict In thetr minds, fuhabited by opioions of which thiey aro not altogether sure; thuy~ kel a sort of suspense account “of things nut yol mind hus no hatf-way belicfa; it occuples no grouud of which it does not feel ontirely contl him whctber tto Protestant geatlemau bad | dent. Truth, with o Mormon, does not dependt called, ho flrmnces with u‘mn evidenve, it upon ti which his faith grips o siatement. ‘The confidence which other men repose i 3 “'he came at 11 “‘i} yes,” was the re?l a'clock, sid 7a0% the bell, 1 opened the d(;;.:‘r 1n_nl(ll ho nsked wne, * ks, Father Mullen within’ ""'And what aid you tell BImi® querded tha atler. 40, sald Barncy, "I gave him an evaalve answer." “But what did you fell him1™ pressed the fun-loving old priest. “Well,” sald Barnoy, *1 just looked him squars {n the face, and sald, . WAS YQUIt MOTURR A MONKNYY' “and he just went away dispusted.” Whed it {s remembeéred that all this hu”:anu! long before Darwintam had been heard of fn the gaod city of' New Oricans, the ludicrousnuss of the proceeding ia all the more spparcot, - This 1s the geauine Mormon method. 1 you ask u &uuuuu they cannot or do not wish to auswer, heir expedlent is Lo give an “cvasive answer'; and they arc not unfrequently as frrcluvant us Barncy’s. or as fn the caso of Orson Prutt's which provoked this digression. ‘The question which drew furth Lls evaaive answer was this: * lu the case of & mun sud & ‘Woman who sro marricd for tino sud elernlty by your Prophet and Revelator,—who is sup- poscd to know just what he s dolng in God’s stead,—who become dissatisfied witheach othier, and ara divoned by this same Prophet and Rev- elator,—~not for mfnllcry. the only cause for which man_toay put ssunder what God has Juluod togoether, for time, s we bolleye,—and each {8 azain marricd to other parties by the Baue authority: now, in the celestinl or eteruul world, whicharriagze will hold good, sud whiose will bu tuo childrend” Iustead of imu motgmu answer, a3 did our Lord to the Badductes whu propounded & slutlur question conceruiug the future condi- tion af the “scven brethren who bad the o wotnan to wife,” by which wcans they hoped to ‘rplex Ll as to the doctrine of the rosurrec- lon,—which anawer contains a direct refutation fl the Mormon theory of cternal marriage and rpetual propagation,y-he fired up, -ng.' Bar- Dey-like, propounded his question, aud then warioly insisted that § should amend my pro- &Qud amendment to the Coustitution by usert. g & clause forbidding to baptize or adiminister the Holy Cuimiaunion, “\thu(z { mludlv d‘l:w'i:hiw wlgx hlnlx ‘ln; ch & frivolous digression from the polat o! attack, like = el TN CUNNING OLD BIRD ~ that 1s leading you away from its nest and de- fenseless young, s it Butters, sud Gounders, and kicks dp a dust, always ju the direction that leads you Jartuer wiray from the point of weak- ness, {bis wily oid dlsputant grew more and mure volubly on the nmnilflolur wuch g amendment. All of which was ny for & pur- Puse, witts the purposs of lrany. . Iu sll wy expericuce | byve never met with 80 rolsaricable 8 paychologlial phenomenon s the wiwud of Oruon Pratt presents. Ho bs vu:;tluuuul. and thoroughly logical tn arrument alter having nuuaunn:&‘uu prewmises; but us truly oisadman on the subject of the Jropbictical charscter of Mormoulsin us was uwper ou the subjct of forcurdiuation wad slection, or the Emperor Nurtou, of the Pacitic Coust, un the nul;‘j::l. of Wiy imperial Allxuh{. while, fu the metfiod of Lis miadness, Lo greatly rescbles the latter, 7 Norton's moaia conslsts chiefly fn believin; he bs au Emperor;s and bis method of pmmgfi 1 identical with Orsou Pratt’s method of ex- buundiug the prophetical character and deplete Jug Wy tuture glurics of Morwontsm, Norton takes bis seat o a clair, or on & dry- Kouds Lox, wnd declarcs bis Euperosship: tio s 4 i ot 8 it proposition casy. His greal &wudy hat becomes bis crown; his long atafl, 3 to nothine compured with the blind carnestiess the phuntasmagoria of his discased imagination; cerniug tho invisible world,and tha far-off fu- ture ok Murmanlem, the mors ardently they aro weleumed by the peoplo ns YERITY AND TRUTIL ‘When ho catls upon them to believe a state- ment - without onc particla ol proof as to thy truth of sald statomcut, thuy lmqllciu{ neoept 1t as true, for the very cogent snd to them sat- Iafactory reason, that no than can prove that v {8 not true. “Thia s the uronl;holvfut argument with the Monnons, ana alike tha citadel of Npiritualista, Whon unl'umm: their revclations from the fn- visible world, however upreasonable ot improb- able, they boldly challenge you to belleve, for no other reuson thun because you cannot prove that thoy are falss. 1 Urson Pratt wore to assert that the ‘big trevs ” of Califurnia were the result of super natura) axzeucy supesadded to the ondinary laws of growtli, uid prowulgated s beles n o volumivuua discourse, the burden of which woull bo ta pruvu that Gad haid scnt His Angel Gabried anpidly to thuse furests, chargod Wikl tho duty of breathing upon the tops of the trees, und 8o Increastiy the fuw of sap, which has resulted n producing those glants of the vegetable kl*m ow, and that all this was dune by God us o siva that Morinonisin s trus, und deatived to hecows the relizion of the world, Sor time und for eterulty, these people would accept It as the confipmation of the Uospel, und defy the world to difrupe it. Faratoxical as it inay sound, I am boll to assert thut Orson Prattls o T FLODUCT OF INFIDELITY, When 1 Ly futldelity I use the term In the scnsa in wlilch King' Suul was an fufidel after turning his back upou Gud gand the teachings of tha lulx*od Prophct who bad sppolnted him Kiug oveF Ivruel, and went to wusult que who had a epirit of divivatlon, % 1 have heant this saie Apostlo boastYhat, In bis early lite, ho was what was termed an fbfi- dul; that fs, he did not belleve fu Christiauity a4 taught by the Christan Church, But. which be beard the Guspel us taugut by ths Mormon Propliut, it eppeuted to bim with convinclug power, When the grotesque aplriy of divina- tion spuke to bim through the gross, scnsual, self-deinded Impostor, Joseph Suwith, then it was that be shook with “fear, sud belioved, xs Haul believed wheu crouching st tho grave of Bawuel, All modern revelutions are the reault of grossuess aud unsplrituality, From bein opposera ol God’s Revealed Word affd tho puri- ty ot Christ’s Leachings, certaln gross naturcs— o 1more, vthers lesa cultivated, futellectuall —Lave suddeuly becowe gxpouents of the will of God, sud expert geographers of the avisible world, as fu the casc of Bwedenborg uud Onson bratt. "Thoy who are dissatisticd wlih the man- ver bo whicli God bas revealed Himselt fo the Bible, and ure not williug 10 uecupt tho revelas tivus whikh thy prowuised Cowfuryer bus voueh- safed to the epirit of mau, cuch ons for hliwsell, In'tha silence of bus own heart, as he 1s. fitted to receive it for bis guldance, clalm that (ud speaka to thetn, ot through the intellect but addresscs them through alt of thelr Orson Prate’has testifed on tho wit- 3 du thus testily to tho scusuvus and scosual character of tuelr fntercourss with Hecavon, snd place themsolves upon tha records of tho courts as 5BLI-DELUDED IMPOSTORS, It ts & fact which Las cotiely cluded the grasp of wodern ryvelators, thak 16 s the most spirit- as proof of the cor- linving gona to the Tabernacle, on one ocea- slon, in mmunn{’wllh the present Bishop of In- rson L'ratt, we soon distovered that we were not to be ditappoint. td. Tha venerable, Am}sl‘nllwpucnrmz t chapter of the Gospel according to Bt. JSohw, In whick Clirtst endeavorsto comfort 1ils afscip] caJ mlm'lunu 1f ft were not so, § would have told u.! . ’“Thn firbt sentence of bis scrmon from this that § ever listencd to Iroin any pnhm.mnlori from orthodox pulpits Intely that were quite as- ealil he, *is an_ auathoritative an- nt by the Savior of mankiud of what exista in the cternal world,"—thua far sound,— “amnl the *many mansions? of which e speuks Include this earth fn its renewcd state as one, aud the reat are the Innumerable planets of the ', asd’~ficre naming & large number of wn he 1s g astrono- mer uf no ineay mmunluns.-"thu wiilone of coverell by astronouers, com- rised the’‘many mapsins of my [ather's Upon theae vast premiscs, the bare announce- ment of which causcs the normal intellect to reel jn its vain attempt to grasp the tntnitude of the ldea, lie buill up a distourse that was thoroughly logical, and, In the I:tlllt.““l"l:‘lllfl;l' closely resembled Nortow's method of -broving thio legitimacy of his clalin to, the Emperorsulp of that le announced was: **This earth, when resurrected, restored, and rewenerated, and mnde one of the many nanstons, will be pos- sessed by the ¢ Latter-Day Saluts? and thelr off- lrrlu‘, which will become so numerous that they will have to go to the other plancts in or- der to find room to expand; and, when the planets now In existence are aft copled by us, then God will create other worlds Lo be con- verted into mansions for the cclestial descend- There was but oo fault to bo found with this discourse, and thut was not with: its ogie,—for that was faultless,~but it was a fault that none but scientitic mew Would think of or point out. and It consisted fn the. fact that he did not tell us by what rocans the young thelr lungs are to be ndjusted to the different atmospheres, and the no-atmosphiero ether Hereln conslsta the chlef fauls of the great Mornion theologian's alacourse, after aflowing his premisos to bo correct,~something that no y bo of the physleal hold thiv took of thelr plow- morrow, No S-year-old boy ever believed mors determined, many of which they sce no linmes diuto liope of deternining. But the Mormon thelr senave, or ju the reaults ut which thoy ur- rive after a carelul use ol rizht reuson, amounts of convictiv with which Orson Pratt bolds to while, the mors ustoundinie hts theories cone usele ully-minded men whoreally concern thamselves the Jeast, about external and acnsible manifesta- tlons of things apiritual. Tha coneclousnces of thelr own hearts riffices them. They need not fa out of themeelyes, nor Inok beyond their iving fellow-men, to be acnsible of, “and even oppressed with, the vast significance, the ever- present reality, of that fnner world in which our trueat and deepeat lite liea hiaden, and which the material universe and the machinery of ex- ternal 1§16 cover, as the flame of a lamp covera the chatges of the elements on which it feeds anif by which it lives, ‘The man fromn whom the secrets of his own heart aro hldden, na in the case of all self-delision, who has never felt profoundly that he himself Is a living apirit, Is the man to jiut questions to the Invisible, an then mustake the echo of his own emotiunal hopes nud deafres for the volcsof God in answer to such questions. Every rezencrate child of God knows that there Is such a thing as a spiritaal fnfluence 1ipon the human heart; and, the more that In- tluetice is felt, tho leas ilable Is the man to mis- take the clamors of tho flesh for more women, more wealth, and more power over {ts passire tellow-betnas, for the volce of Gol, If thess * Latter-Day ~ Saints” werc spiritual in the Bmpur sensc of the term, they could not possi- 1y be so Lhorgughly carnal. ‘Amiong theds people there oxlsta a confusion of moral fajth with groundless beltef that is pitiable to behold, CREDULITY AND SKEPTICISK are hero clusely allled, nud are nevessary fngre- dients lu the propagation of Mormontam. Thecredulity that accepted Joseph Smith's revclations s tho vofce of God, bolieves fn the infallibility of Brighawn Young, and lavs [ast hold of Oraon Pratt’s theologleal fictiuns, is built upon thie skenticisin that rejects the truth of Christianity asborne to us Il:‘y the consentient volce of antiquity, and attested Ly the lives and deatlis of satits and martyrs, Mormonism, and Spiritualism, and every other fsm which professce to huld communloir with the ivisible world, are but repeating what was doneof old by those who distrusted the Son of Man. ‘They seck for miracies, and they gzet them in the splrit of that faithless but éredn- ious generation * who souzht after a siyn.” DBALLARD 8. DusN. CURRENT GOSSIP. MIVER-80ONG. Rock, river of song! Take me upan thy breasty Parl and eddy slong, Singing me into reat, Chant tha song hat, one Summer-day, Rippled out of thy bird-like throat, . When a good ship drifted away, away, Out on the oeean Afar to float. Moan, river of song! L Fle, auch weaknees despisa! Strive to ba al} heart-strongs MUy life on thy bosom lies. “ Moan no dreamn of tbe ** mizht-have-been "= Life la too bricf for such folly, 1think; — Bury deep In thy caverns green All dregs too bitter for ns to drink. Croon, 111} 1 fa)} aslcep In my narrow, shalloped bostt Let thy foaming prisms creep Up to my tired, white throat, Then, when the orange sunset gleams On tha glistening mat of my hatr, Out of these fitful, tossing dreams T will know that 1 once was fair. Roack, river of song! Down from thy pobbly bank, Dubbles nfy dash along Closs wnere the wesds grow rank. Trilling thy muaic foteverm Kiss my cheok as [ drift along Forthi to a nameless, unknown share, Rocked Lo reat by the river-song. Cnioano, LitLir Synanroan, @A CHICAGO SEA-SERPENT. To the Editor of The Tribune. CmoAgo, Aug. 24—Untll T had' rend Tug TrinuNe's extract from the 8t, Louls Glode- Democral describing the great aquatic monster which was seen by & few boys while wading ncross the small stream that flows under the bridge Ihad fully made upmy mind to hide from the world forever what Ihad scenlest I should be brandeo, by skeptics and unbelicvers, “Liar." Not wishing to lot tho bridge and a dircctory-man get ahead of a populous city even fn the matter of monsters, 1 will shake off my modesty for the tlne and give my story to ‘T Trinuxs for what it Is worth: +'On’'tho B1st uf Jast Juno, while crufsing fn my yacht Quickstep In search of the mnotorlous pirate Long John, and when oft the reef-bound const of Calumet, the attentfon of my crow (conslstiug of alittle boy, an old man, a fool, and u Mothodist, who will substantiate my story) was called to the turbulent state of the water sbout a milo distant. Thinking it was undoubtedly caused by a whale fn search for bullheads, and wishing to get a nearer view, T took ‘the ort tack ' and headed directly for the troublo; but, upon near- fng, and to tlie surpriso of ail, » row of fing wera platuly discerniblo above the surfaco of the wuter, ~ L lmmediately ordored tho man at thio wheel (the fuol) to sliut off steam and call for brokes, which he promptly did, In a few momeutawe wefo at o dead stondatill. Allwero breathlesaly waltlng amd watching every move- ment of thie monster, Blawly, as hie ralsed from tho decp waters of tho Jake, n row of fina appearcd, extending as far as tho eye could reach, and which resembled 20 many telexraph poles, ratsing, lowering, and awaytug as he came dircetly towards us, l’ slg- nalél 10 our enginver o buck up, and in a fow moments we wers safvly on tho side-trock, llluughbnrrl‘llu time, for the next monicnt the head of the ionster was raised frowm the water as he shot by our little cralt at an aimost Incredivte ratu of speed. . H1s heud wos of a poculiar P’“""h calor, aud resumbled & large bar of soap after a hard da washing, The old man, says he had” ‘wo cyes; but ¢ this I8 in uawlsa correct, for he dodged s peach-stone which the Htllo boy throw at bim. Iils facy was covered with a gray beard, which proves Dim to: peof remarkable und parentage. ‘The Iool snid that In featurcs ha resombled a Timnea edltor; bue fu thia there 1s somodisngree- ment. Around the monater's neek was a bright- yellow ring,” showing ' him to be a member of Bomv anclent ring (probably the Cook County), Butihemost curious fact s, that his back was cor- eredd with a boavy coatiny; of Hussin leather, which has given rise to sorious contention between the old man aud the Mctiodist,—the foryer holding that he was evidently s descendunt from some aucient Russian family: this mizht be settled by nscortalping Jts name. The Metbodist held that it way o Milwaukeean; but this is hardly r?bn.l;llul:',u its ears were no larger than our ng-iib. ’A§otl:xr curious and 1nost nunatural thing s, that juat in front of the whecl-house (It was & stde-whecler) waa a_large plate-clasi winduw, through which tho Mcthodlist says he recognize Cuarley Ross, Oakoy Uall's glusses, Bituiog- Bull, nid a plece of grindstone. 1t was propos¢d by the fool to traln our Gat- Hiye gun an tle tanster; but this wua thought by the ald wman (who hoad charge of the gun), us he had nothing but blank cartridges aud vrdersMo fies high, By this time the tall was unllngl'thn end of which wus . ulrcady in slzht. The littlo boy threw a “np-bumu and tricd hig bean-blawer, but ithout effuct, Auother” momest, und not & traco Lould b scen of tho great Lake- Michlzan monster except the seething water in his woke. It had been one hour aud thirtetn fminutes pussing our boat, st a probable rate of wwenty-five miles per hour. Up Lo this thne our crew had shown no signs 'of paulc other than great wonder and surprise, but great (cars arc entertained for the Metuod- {st, who, after all lluu§N' had passed, fel) thto deep awbon. 'The fool, in his' endcavor (o ro- auscitate him, drew o bucket of water from the lake, which he threw upon the Methodist, scald- luiz him severcly sbout the face aud cyes. This indiscrect wction, Bowever, should bo excused by all well-bulunced winds, sa the unthiuking fool did not know that the quick J:umu of the monater through the water would so beat it. 1 have no doubt that there will be a few ln- credulous persous who will disbelieye my story; but any duubt may be removed by addressing ine, or by calling on either (ho old man, tho lit- tla by, the fool, or the Methodist, Jumn. DANA IN A CORNER. New Yore Grapho. g Anoda and very funny contretemps took plucs faturday ou the Scawanhaks, & Glen Cove buat, With which Nr. Charles A. Dany, of the Sun, 5, us cautious reporters say, * uot wholly unconnerteds Though v flesee and wwgresave object ln the journwlistic world, not over bash- ful, aud au awful examplo of turbylent Douny- brook tactics, Mr, Dana, o8 is well koown, ls personally one of the blandest and most suave of me, peacefal, polite, sud aflable, Asls not 0 well known, bo Lives up on an isiand pear Glea Cove, L. L, aud owus s large lutercst in the stesmboat, Ip wljch he geacrnlly goes Lo aud fro betwecn Lls homo sud his ofice, To facilitate business Mr, Dana tias s cebiv-parior, nicely Atted up, on the boat, and hiere ho speads COHI0AGO TRIBUNE: SATURDAY. AUGUST 235, 1877-TWELVE PAGES. tvn or three hours every day with his paners, | live and ficht slmost wholly unon tea.” Th and hix amanucnals, Who reads to him, receives dictations (rom him and sparea the eyes, which of late years have been growing alarmingly " a few fricnds veea- d visit him, Hither acclilent, Colonel— ak. Here, on the Beawanhska, slonally find him_out ane came last week, wholly wo will call him Whately, for the name was somewhat Jike that,—aud, on hearin, was aboard, ho exclaimed, *Dana know bim, sir! I knew him ten Great man, sirl True pa abrosd ever since till member. sceln, smooth-bore statesman of colossal T must call on hin,'* The Colonel was an overgrown, ponderous porpolss of n_man, with s d valce which made yon feel your tnsignilicance, He was somewhat coarse. le was even pugoscious fn expressing his Hesought out his old friend, aud saluted him o, Dana?” and crushed the hin hils fat and greasy hand. yesterdar, and don't re- the Sun; but, e was'Intrusive. with a **Il'ware cditorial diglts Hin recognition wes feebly retu economy of word and gesture. * o shouted, *and I'm proud on ¢,—broud on ge! 1haven't seen the Sun, but rou've indds it o big pape: aman the American p: ] aml yearneil for to make It decent. Why, alr, T #ald to iny wifs when fve went to Valparaiso, ant ¢ Dana won't let lying, and B and caluinny creep in any Dis,’ says I, *and his good Infiucnce wiil reform other papers,’ says L.~ *Yes,' saya she, ‘David,! says sho, * [ fecl ghat Mr. Dapa fs o good man.'"* At this juncture My, Dana rose calmly, hand- ‘alonel a cigar, and retreated tu o window, whither his tormentor'{ollowed him. Jest Jemme tell you, sirl” cxclaimed the Colonel, with sharp, jecky eentences, fn which he bit off his words as If they were cartridges and the ocension an Indian battle, * Lemme tetl you, sit, who are the turce greatest men of this ’try at present. [ Know ye'll agree with a4 has groaned * Do, by all meana,” replicd the editar, with rather (biuty disgulsed sarcasm, 1 e for veara to Kuow your opinfon.' *\Well, str—well, sir,” resumed the Colonel, rcarcely taking titne to draw breathe, *lirst, Nut—don't stir—don'tspeak. 1 know you hnve defemded him nobly, Don't [ remember your eulogistie o of himl When 1 xead §t in"the fur antipodes, slapplog right down on my leg at the end of hoilering out, *That's 5o rizht, Graot is the and epoch of one Mackentoshh In Syria, stralght as a string, itary and civle renown—as ‘Think bow he Hon when all the other breath! Think how adwirably Lo officlated as l‘rcnhicn‘l', of for-ty mil-lons of people! Think Qrant, of course. amade iy wife cst man of this cra stury, as 1 told tord ron're just as 1le's eaunfly great fu mll- ut down the Reheil- encrals weru out of “All" exciaimed Dooa, interruptin and suddenly pointing through the i “here comes the Arrowsmith. Yes, ! broke in the Coloncl, **as I was say- ing, the next s Hayes. He's Number 2. You Republicans did a wise thing in selecting such a noble, calm, and just man, and him yon will knockk the Cop swithereena next elestion. Why, bis scutiments are Ilke the sentiments of Lincoin, “lerc wo are, right where Newton blow up Hell-tinte,” explained the great editor, os a *Dh, Is It 1—very wonderful-—and that's the way sonigof the pipera are trylng to underming nyes [a statesman, a littie more anti-sfavery than he Is, but don't desert him beeause he's lentent totlie Bouth. tell you, that poor region has suffered cnough. Eveil your own feclings of hostility bave per- Llaps chunged some since you was Assistant See- retary of War, and 1 come to get that contract— bal hal—as 1 was sayiig—">' * By this time Mr. Dana was as fidgetynsn e had chewed his cicar all to He had drunk three bottles of Inger. of the Zribune juto narrow { you stand by Ilaves, I hear. He had torn his cop strips and strewed glorlous morning thisis!" he eration and persplration; ‘‘so coul and brac- ngl” And he sopped his wet brow with his * Yes—nice—and as I was s Colonel, ** the third 1s Henry W .Tsn't ha n roaver] Tho ablcst preacher on carth, nnd one of the bestand purest men that ever Ilyed! If it wasn't for sach inen as him' (Dann looked st his- watch and glanced ot his crimaon {ace {n the glass) * this wicked world micht fear tho doom of Sodom, during hls trial! an oxpericnce that old cross-oyed pllot must have bad onthis river!" put in Dana, sugrestively polnting to the wheel-house. + % What: virtudls' soif-ental eal" continued the Colonel. “Watch his eyel Bee him whir] that wheel (n **\Vatch his eyo when he is exated. How ha can make an audience laugh or v *Notico how carefull {ho hoat around that littfe Lug| “Ho desorvos m high seat in body ever did,” talmed, in des- What patfence L be . has exbibit- heaven {f any- tha Rusland on the keen and sagacious “How nobly he has treatcd Tilton's wifo— oca and calls'on her and scea that she s taken caro of. Fow men could show such forgiveness! cricetly angelfc." WExenss me for inferrupting vou," sald Mr. Dana, keenly siruck by tho sublimo_ sbsurdity of thu situation, “but dou't you think thise tlul trip down beref” do,"" confessed the Colonel, “and I wiil not intrude on you this lovely morning with any opinlous of myown concerning national af- fairs—though I have thougnt a trifle, may bhe— rejolce, on returning 0 flud a great metro- of such a just man ust u trifle, you know. onie trom a long abscnet, politun paper fn the hand oursell, Who will admit no slanders, noll- , no lics, no detractions, no sonsations— but tho good, the beautifut, and the ot me shake your hand again! Good- 3 good-by 1 - And as he atepped Jauntily 10 wang-plank at (irand street he waved his hand and . shouted “Ta-tal Keep a stifl upper p" nfl- religlon and whack away at the Copperheads.' a, BASIHI-BAZOUKS, Corvespondence New York Times. ADRIANOPLY, July- 80.—[ had yesterday, on the best authority, & comic little story sppropos of the recent ocupation of the Bashl-Buzouks. 'True to themsclves and their reputation, theso gentlewen swaggered about here as if the place Lelouged to them, and bullled the inbabitants with a Jordly freedom all thelr own. Thero s n certaln haberdasher in the Bazaar with whose namo, strangely onough, [ was quite familiar years before I even thought of scelng Adristo- ple. During the Crimesn war ho was Turkish {nterpreter 1o Gen. Wyndham, Howasallowed canteen in cawp, and his the favorite resort of both the English aud the Frouth ol raok and file, tlew, us Be 15 1o bis own way still, and every- budy knew the busy, good-nutured littlo “Wyadhum's Goldstien® they and_alwost thiuks bimeclf a natlve of the place, Ouc of the Bushi- Buzouks, struillng through the imzaur, stepped Into Guldstien’s store und asked the price of ‘Thoe answer wus that the urticle was for sale at 3 plustres. The savuge, Luving s0 far discover thiugs ail bis own. way by dint of ing, drew his sword and quictly remarked that e dido’t get that articlc ford ptastres he should kil! the vender and have It for notbiog. Bus Wyndhain's Guldsticn was snother kind of man to the cogging Greeks and crylog Jeéws with whom thu suyare had 80 far hud to deal, ‘fhera happened to Hewas u jolly fellow suwse articte or other. that bo could have on Goldstien’s vounter sn frun yurd ineasure—honcst mcasure, lot us hupo tuo vallant Jittle naberdashir made a rusi for this, armod Mwself with {t, aud detiod the The fuvader got vut of the shop unuwedlxtely, but be felt so asbumed of himself that he went into the next but one and rotrioved bis pomtion asa bully by chasing un actiye young Jew the whole leogth of the bazaar at the awgrd®a polut. ‘These scoundrels, whilo they have to deal with people who Jet them sug tht they are afraid, are absolutely br- hoy have o beut of mind walch {8 not purely aufial and savaze, and their eru- ualed by tho utter wantonnves 3 exerclicd. Quly on the day of my urrval here womun came o the Bishop bearing with her one ol the who bad lterally suppose, tould Lo dooe. It was finpossible to fdentify thie muraud- wry, since Lhere urg countless bunds of them at lurge througbuut the country. atruciifes ure charged on the Bulgarians, but a wealthy Bulzarian vitizen las soniv time offercd hery 8° promium of 1,000 plastres to anybudy who will prove ‘o single fustance sguiust hiy u?a!rymeu. aud o oue has yot taken tho re- truculent invader, tbo Greek Church, anng of her dead been hacked Lo pleces by 4 iug was doue. Mauy of their SOLDIERS AND FOOD. New York Ecentny Host. A ucwspaper correspoadent not long ago re- ported Midhat Pasha as sayiug that tho Astatic ‘Turk required, to keep bim lu vigorous bealth durlug o compaign, no othey foud thsn ooe pouad of dates s day, sud now a morning jour- zal gays that “tha Russian soldiers are sald to e things seevo very well to make credulous read- ers stare in opoi-ayed adimiratlon, but [n our 78 of r~fentiti+ preeisfon their publication x an sbaurdity. Elther sauch astertions mean that there are men exempt from the natural law that something cannot come of nothing, or else thicy are senseless nitnzether. e know very well that the Tarklsh and Rus- slan solilicrs ore men; that they breathe sixteen or twenty timea 8 minute, giving off, at every expiration, earbonlc acld gaa; that they nweat, caating off waste material; that fn marching and fhfilnz they cxpend strength and make heatt in s word. we know thatthere fs con- stant waste from thelr Lodles, and wo know that this waste must be supplicd by the con- aumption of food. The answer hiere fs the same as that which the scientific men gave in the case of Loufse Laieau, who professed to live without catiug, The theory of miracie dil well enouglh for igmorant persons, but the scfentifie men thooght it unneceasary even to seta watch upon ber. ‘Theysald: * Louise Latcau breathes, ex- piring carbonic acid: sho doca not decreass in wefzht; therefore [oufse Lateau cats, " In the case of the Russian soldier a very little inauiry reveals the mystery. There Is asaving word ¥ alma whlcg may caver a good deal of black bread and mutton; and what the Russian calfs tea, of which e drinks & vast quantity, fs really asort of soup—containing, besides tea, sheejr's blood, mitk, flour, salt, and butter, & that it lie had ' no other food than this it woull nat b true to say that ke lives “‘alinost wholly upon tea.'’ e “consumes as much faod as is necessary fo repiace the material wasted fn ifv- g, precisely aa every other living creature does, und the fact tiaf he mizes his food to- gether in an unususl mess daes not In any way change the physiological aspect of the matter, It [s vime for sensibio men (o have done with "*wonders " of this sort. A DANGEROUS WOMAN. Han Kranclaco Chronicle, A prominent capitalist of this city, a few months since, was deeply smitten with the fas- cinations of & retired acfress of diminutive pro- portions and the ultra-bioude type. He forth- with Installed her as niatress of a luxurious abode, which Le fitted up in one of the fashion- able resldence qusrtors of the city, and provided her with a retinuc of servants and every facilit for tbe cujoyment of high life, The artistic femate, who bad previously s multiplicity of nauies, acquired by different conquests and adapted to varfous localities, fmuediately adopted the name and style of her latest husband by brevet, and nourished with all the glory of the Queen of Shebe. The felicity of tuis houschold was supreme for the space of several mouths untll & few days since, when the Infatuated gentlemsn fantied that his domestic comforier barbored a sinister design, which grew into an absoluls suspiclon, When he discovered one mornfng that his brandy-bottle hed been heavily charged with arsenic. ~ By the mereat accideni, or otherwise, his acoteness of taste fn taking his prelininary sip, he was saved the discomfort that milght have re- sulted from guiping a cocktall of this de- scription, Other indicstlons prompted him to give immediate faformation to the police su- thoritles of the threatening state of aflairs in his houschold, and to cause the summary cjeetion of tue dangerous womap. Subse- :wcml detective investigations determincd that a desperate conspliracy was afoot, In which several persons wore concerned, laving tue acquisition of the gentleman's estate iy view, through a pretended inarrliro as onc of the feu- turcs Bf the plot. The consplrators have since been kept under survefllance, and the gentle- man's resldence guarded by oflicers, day and nizht, under the spprehension that assassina- tlon would bo attempted. Yesterday the reel- deute eatublishiment was brokenup, tie servants discharged, and the furniture placed fo store, white the proprietor betaok himsclf to themore central and better I\ml&cted quarters of the Palace Rotel, He still requirces the constant ut- tendance of & police oflicer, however, and alto- Rether bis predicament is strangs one for & ‘wealthy citizen in a erowded city to submit to. “The supposed conspirators are atill in the city, and their movements are closely watched. e ——— BADLY SLASHED. A Jealous Jusband Gives ¥a Dlssolate Wifo Twenty Cuts with & Razor. A scrious cutting affair occurred yesterday morning apout 10 o'clock, and it was not tho fault of the cutter and thoso sbout the prem- Isca whers it took place that the poor victim did not reccive fatal injuries. A misorable outcast—a Wwoman—was assaulted with atazor, wielded with fearful effect by s dese perate and jealous husbaud. Notwithstanding .| the dotermined and obstinate opposition of the avent sud owner of the bullding No.6 North Clark street, close to Alie bridge,—whers the cuttlng occurred,—a TINUNE reporter was enabled to obtaln all the cascutlal facts, Jeunle Robbi; ® handsome young woman, Is the butchered person, and she las about twenty large and small goshes cot into her loft arm, =slde, chost, mneck, ond fuce, Some are mure scratches, and othurs roquired the surzeon's needle to close the ugly gaps, especlully a loug, deep cut In the arm, which scvered a vein and nearly caused the un- fortunate Womun's death from bleeding, Her hushand, John Kobbins, bad been empioyed in Wright's livery stable, on Kinzie street, near Btate, until bis dischargo last Monday. 1t was sald that Lic is nddicted to an occasfonal spree, but {s otherwise o steady, hard-working man. A few months azo his wile, with whom_ he lived on Michigan streat, ncar Rush, became dissolute, aud froquenti; gob drunk, a course that Inconsed Robbins an causcd much trouble between him and his wife. The latter finally LEFT UER iUSBAND and sought ' protection frum a man named Jumes Wells, a watchman in an elevator, syho ook her i, 80 the ruporter was lnformed. How well he pmlccwd her s lustauced by the state- ment of a police otficer, who says that Vel Bave her a terrible beating fogsome miscondur! @ short time ago, and “an otlicer was called and arrested him. Mrs. Robolus, thus situated, has lived with Wells In Room Na. B, In the four-story brick bullding owncd by a gray-baired citizen named Hancock, ani known as Nos. 4 and 0 North Clark strect. Rubbins 1s of a somewhat jealous disposition, aud, since his wifc has lelt him—an event that oceurred about ntuc weeks ago—he has bocome eatly dejected and uuable to sttend to his uties. Hls feeltnge overcamo him yesterday murning. 16 went around to his wifc's dbode, and, her paramour bejug ubsont, s scene began. Harsh words en- sued after ungr{l intcrrogations on the of both ~ had been hldll]xrl in, and Robbias wound up the wordy quarrel by suddenly dmv:lng a razor and’ sefzing the wretched womau by the throat (it is supposed from the Bnger-marks ulurcou%_mdrtocc ed to slash her flesh Into ribbous, The sharp weapon fell upon her left arin with almost deadly ef- fevt, cutting a yefu in two and bathing the vie- thn fu blodd, Still the desperate felluw slashod away at her, making numcrous gashes in her breast snd oo her ‘arm and dide, Bho scroamed Justlly for help, but the sanguinary work was accomplished before tho tunfd occupants of the adfoininy apartments could recover suffivieutly from their oxcitemeut oud fright to render aid. And yet the poor victim was ready to say—according Lo & nelghbor—that she was not sure who it waa that cut ber, byt sbe thought (L was a man who Yuuked like bier husbaud, aud who was standiog smong others near her after the vecurrence, ROUBINS RECAPED, BASILY .. it sppears, and wol un effort wus male to dean him and turn him over to the police. Tho victim, meantime, lay i 3 IKml of bjood, As bad uck would have it, the otlicer whio ustially stands ut the bridice was not there, ‘The agent of the buddlug occuples a room ad- ot Wells, and, belng s nervons fu- 1, solivitous only for the * reputation of %, i bis besl tu conceal tho veeur- from the reporters, M. Han- ek lent him slight assistauce, The reporter, tuding appeals to the partics uscluas, stepped vutside, wnd met Otficar Tom Malouey cumrx: from the Criminal Court, and informed Liw of the affor ut No. 6 Hu salled up the stairs, aud woa et by Joseph Morfarty, agent, and told about the uselea: the wounded woman, and inforined thatshe Waa not burt much, 'The reporter stood by and thought twenty cuts, ouly, were nut yery much, OFVIUEH MALONBY SULBEQUENTLY MEFOBTED that the woman wes uob in a dsngerous condi- tlon; that she was cut badly in several places, white acine”of the wouuds werc but wero scrutcl A search was made for Robblus, but be hud skipped away from his usual haunts,snd could not found during the atternoon. The matter was reported by Malouey to the Chicago avenue police, and [t [8 likely Robbine will bs mnm}” d yxugined for the butchery. At last uccounts the jujured woman was (o as cotpfortable w atate a4 her uunierous wounds would permit. N QUUBLTU AL Pulrous throughot s city rascl Ofices lu the dilerant Divisivos. as dvslgnaiod . whoro wdveriiscuicata will bs tafen fortls s Driceda cliarged at tue Muin Uincs, wad wilt ba rocsl, uaLil 8 o' - 1. Guring tno week, sad uatil ¥ p. we It NUMEROU: Lot e Galiltiled N, Bookseiler 3 St ATt a0 dudocr yudealar, Stailiaer, eid., 1000 ero de Newa Depots 1 Lierns etc., 330 Die e Y Y Blao ity et Of fiatsted (SEOLGE RN B0 Sl on KIOQ, News Lepot, Slationery, sta-. b ki G B DOTLALE MRLD, Tookkeoporn, Clorkn, dcs h 1 TASTED—A PRACTICAL IERF PACKED. COM- JENNIS, 5!":((;:!“ l!o:;l"." ORaE e A FIRST-CLARS POLISHERAND ONE Avply st BERISGEIVS fool Worka aind w; ‘me very Inw, fad | ply real toward purchase. NTRHER ON FURNITONE e € ar. A ~TARER ™ LOTY Agoncies. ANTED—:0 HAILIROAD LATORERS FOR WiS. . 7 man aud Wites 5) teams, Frea fare. AtJe Il . FEET, UL, 142 Teatho BALP~ 83X 100 ’r_ ¢ Jrar~intarest § per cent, which 1d tor, 1. b 111,142 Fiscellnneons, AS'{RD-!‘E.VH ;:" ENERGY FOR A GESTEPL nieiiizent workers §8 to ments we offcr the un il capital, and onr pla: Ing permanent em- AYECS s Crlcaso. ATLE CANVARS. )l 4 gnod article cheap. I & BItOR,, m Deartorn-st.y 1k Ghcing et —__AURUIBAN REAL ESTATE. LRUY A BEAUTIFLL LOT, st Ls; 0, 7 miles from ASTED=A PR GOOD, 271 1n the ahirt line, to N!l.‘flflh’ l![l[&‘! CO. F1=35 COAL-MISERS AT MINONK, ILix MY ae hut experienced mda need Appiy. ATpiy o8 NTHRY REALE IGHT AALERNYN T0 B County pighia for the American Fenco Co. beet fence made: Excelient cliauce fyr live mea 1o Inaniro at the Compan¥'s office, corner n 80d Dearborn-st., itoom 1 Portiand Hiock. ACHE FAL oot of Rankakee Ciry. A 10 JChLUIA, ¢ . & i T0WA LAND AT Inquics 2t 184 Jiandeloh.st, AL ESTATE WANTED, P AND LOT IN CITY WORTH nve and lot At Osk PATk worth the i “ETOCR _FARW, d Louse. Deal with wenty-fourthast, TENT-HOUSES, West Bldes LOW=ELEGANT NEW MAR- 0a, 313 4d 317 Ahlsnd-av. lo- plier by calll on C. M. LIN Sackrarar "% i 7O TAKZ AORNTS GUIDE. freulatior over 19000, a montius, 16 e Chic: 1, basement 153 Lasnlle-t. T8 FOR THE OLf Fi 3 w0 (0 United Btateay pin K, water-colors, and ofl. 'O REST-VE] ENTR, MALK, 01 PEMALE, | L1 d Ml 'k, 2 ¥tory sn mcas hrick i 18 Daturc, sud sl molcrn fmproves ‘anatit home. Innaire on preml T_THB MONT CONVEN DA LIVE MAN 70 RELI THH Tt the Exposition; aiso, four men 0E 10 work on 8 sewing n1a 10 taka coanty rights, Dbetweon 104nd 12a0d 3 meas 10 canvase the city: Also, machine'atiachment; Iat 81 M ce, Just erected, lans &t our ofice; 2 144 Dearhorn. &8 008 An Oxkley atsy permoatli. FOIWIN & CORD: North Sides "~NEAR Ll:(s'(‘)l‘!( rble-(ront, furnace. sl m Tow to May? New 14:r00m bei e, at. 8 roonis. . CHARLES N, PARK-10-OOM otk erm convealericrs, 3. GRIFFITHS, C) Mawkeye humor o WEST ADAMS-ST., A or Narwegian giri for oA« D YWASIED-AT X0, 75 Germaa, & eral Bousework ia pri ANTED=A Y0 *T00) hlork fre o tosee them. F. E TILLUTEON, it Dearborn _To _RENT-IOOM! North Side. NISHED RUOMS, $1.50 TO ont to bisiness centre. O1itl, TO DO GENFRAL Apply at 603 West ED=AT 701 MICIJGAN-AY,, A TOUNG wirl, German or Swede, Y ANIEU-A GERA: DitW. forgeneral housework in a smal akes 84 por week. [nquire at 108 VW ARTED-X FIitaT-CLAB 0K AN “ Plain lsundress at Atberton fi”fl\l"; 73 \t'(lhAlle Seninstresses, ANTED-ALL OUR OLD 1IANDS CAX COME o RENT—FUI week: ¥ Slie l;'m-n..‘necl‘a[unk. O RENT_STONEY, OFFICES, o, MEST OFFICE, 88 A 0. Miscellancous. ATIVE WETOUCHER; LADY ork amd phols of salf. | EU-EXPERIENCED T o nakers; noady work, .3 doors north af Tw! _BITUATIONS WANTED_MALE, WASTED—8 X MASON, Yurkville, 01, preferredt TED 70 RENT, T-FURMSIED HOURE ON ANTED=TO RE care of provurty susli be aal i unde on West hido. 3A.and 4 Santh Caani-at Hookkocpers, — ITUATION WANTED—B' MISCELLANYOUS, from the Enst, who has had over two years’ praetice 12 hls profemfon, sacierk in & law ofos, o biera & persos posseasis the nw may be require. ITUATION WA xeeper; 51} CTIC perience Ih bankiog, G Ca Eiye bhquétional refe i 88 10°ADillYY Kod {nteRrily, " Addrrss ¥ 3. Tribuus Miscelinneouse ITUATION WANTED-IN LAW Two-buttan, $1.0, formerly §2. lirce.busion, 81,10, furmerly $2,23. 4 the sauie. Every patr wars PARIS KID GLOVE DEPQ 04 5t TNEY-AT-L, A e A ndance strictly con- ‘ha the fomeal Consalt Jour t by writing to me. GOODRICH, ATT ¥ -AT-LAW, 124 DEARBORN- C dvi08 freds 1o feo unlas du 1370 ex Cartespondence cupdaatisi. NOACHES—IF_YOUI JUUSER AR T8 e :\uimn call onor sadress COMAN, 1470 NG T8 HEST 8 d po r, & s ey Smié\‘i'lni« WANT! siruet chilires In Germa reforences can_ he ly 8¢ Hrs. KEPY! T Ao ERMAR and take care of and in- ah, &nd muedc; object. ven in rogard (& ING'S 100 Weas oyl Chicsgd, Tuly 13 yra° experlence. FINANOIAL, OW 18 BTILL 01V i A LYANCES MADE bunds, etc., st L.AD! iohs for 83 per i g WANTED — OF m 6 804G, Katablished 1634, thoth cattelcon 5 FAID ¥OR_OLD ress 3RS, JOUN ENT DIECES TO DR Tobtitauion, i Dear: IEE, AN X acabilthod 1843, il ¢ Chics Raving i of Siadison. q‘rmmnmxd ) ail caser of o and o4 Clijcago proporty; 1ergos d aitachinents, better | 404 bonsn Jegersonites FIY BMOOTIH- NEY 10 LOAN 0N CIT ¥ HEAL ERTATE X Tatéa; funds i hands HEAD & GO 5 OF ddeieaded man iu Chi aend & bottle of [nctn dlamonda, pianos, thachinery, warel aay good cullaterals, 106 Wasllaitan- iate1n Crteas i 1llinols farws, GLU. D, 1N BUMS TO SUIT, AT # AND D PER estato and on fmproved o aud central inots. ¥, G WELCLE N UN IIEAL d 5 percont on RUSINESS CHANCES, 2 cent, Gn lmproved city ro REETAURANT FOIT SME i UPON_ GOOD D~ 1 per e ome h LUNG, 72 REY TO LOAN ON TNPT and Nuriberu 1itiols. DEAX : corner Landolpt and Dearvor YO() FO LGAN, 1N ANMOUNT: {Ebroved Chicau roat wsidtes s Eaat Handolph at. %3 G001 NESH AT A COUN: ai in Noribern 1lito 87, ust have at least balf-castis wi te for parti buyer can Fur Ay young man in into Lusineas, thia ¢ Unidn omce, ms st low rata. JOI v. CONFECTIUNERY L ) 1n Lwo good towns {2 TO LOAN TN _HUME 7O BUTE AT stee, EDWAND'S. Dkl F’n HA 1 ] ' large dauble siure 175 wid 177 Esst Madis TEOR SALE-BILLIAID ANL SAMPLY-LO0M, IO: 14" fog & good husln lnqeire to-day st &3 'West iadison-sl. . lteasun AT, TOULTRY, AND VEGLTALILE MAUKET establisicd businces: those wishiny wiil 8ud Lbia 8 good chiance. Apply 1o DUNSTA! +_ 1toom 14, 130 Dearborn-st. 1’0 RENT=TOBUTCHRRS-FIRST,CLASS BTALL, and uicuiaja trade.” ADply s+ markey Adatis-at, < 10 CAFITALISTS-WILT, patent, worth ien Hies ‘work snother; [¢ s no rat-tra) FOISES AND CAR WUOLKSALE—T AM GFFELL variety of carns, ! /atIow prices s 4 phactaga, of 0l 0 ranted sound and one weck' FiGk Duyeioa. made by ten e by 116 bt daxers: 1o apress do, hotel nERL herncas Moty advaured: Wi excuauge. Must ba ure 13 Guine aid e ie AN OFACTUIN i vat bargatns. f1. C. WALK] HE FACTURY,VARLOROURUANS at prices beyond it 1 d upwal i HINE—SADDL] 0 i, 7U and 1 Raodolph-at BUARDING AND LODGING, or salo tront SCANITE, 2] at . sl TIVE PONTABLE BIFE O ) ;i oxl Sracturers prices, aé NTOIY T A THOROVGH o overy renot call aud ex H RPN 5 ok NEW _AND BECO AND 0s 80d oFEADS toTent, OF feialled at wholesale 24Y Slate i, JEeTEY onaa, Beatly new, ments, st BTON AST WASUINGTON-5T,~FNGLIBH HOUSE. ukle rovnis all new, from 83 W 87 week, with e, g 7 T Y EVADA HOTEL. .18 AND 150 WABASH-AV., Moaruo-sL~(}ood Lioard aud ruoin. ¢ 20 Ceata; siliglo oala, 3 duy; 8510 §7 per w i) conia; poouis W . PALL RiEF ARG PAUTNEUN WANTED, ______ k| ALF INTEREST 1) pay & fair re- INSTIUCTION GBIV Leac) WANTED—-TO T, 3 I} plano warranted [ hed bustness which wi 'BEEL'S Tewple of Sual urn [uF fayestiiicut g $)6) 3 BUYS BEAUTIFU o, &40 with atoul ad cove aid: fully warrante: 6y, 3 Van Burea-s, ANTED-WITH 830, TU TAKE ONE~ 4L o wecirly pro- ceni W HBRICK HOUSKS, 3 Tor conatry properiyy wicl tn Nurtlicra Hllnols, with Tu, 53 e bod-roouss;’ weat Foow 4, 140 Kadlw: AN 1 wodse, UIPFOYeIients, VOLUMKS BECONDIIAND BOOKE— lete, urigiual editiog, TovalL. e calf, BovuEelly Lt wioroc oo Sttt e j20. MILLRICS Clheap STORAGE, LL PEOSONS WLSHING: TO goods where they caa dépeud U Sareell haudling an mud e A s 00 Lol ak b i A FITET-CLASY UC ¥ Vit puy Giferenes b can. Adinad louk-stors, 1ud dail 10 EXCHANG) vpertyy clear, gnd faruy op Bicrcliaudlso. Agedey, 140 Stadl tou AR B —~ARNY CLOTHIN m LAt Sy 3 l“(?“ SALE-OR FOR S ekt AL DL ovcramest Goods A BSULUTELY ¥ A BTARTLING A A Sirepior iessicat Con . sall on Inataliien EEiurTa, Eruckery. slovea, aba Bowschold kovds. Hodich faraishid (hrougiont. st bution prives furkiture, . ANSTHUCTIO NTED-BY REQU! SI-A CLASS OF BO W be forined & 8 we Culosgd, Bot bopetopury byt o boye - Iyruis SN pur) e i o [y \avs Ly frovlig pro paring charsce 20 5 e BEWING AL FIRST.CLASS MACHTNES, 3 O LTS Br B Low Oce, 135 CIark sty Kodid 3, up-al E ] ALs MALTHA WKILE b, aad a0 JOuE Ty CALL AT @ |