Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, June 8, 1924, Page 20

er PAGE EIGHT ' he Casper Sunday Cribune The Uses of Flattery : We will suppose that you are about to em- lets a ane enterprise and any your ibetapr OVERWORKED. lepends some. measi upon the su 0! be apts Smith, whose ood will is yet tor be wad! i eee ne you don’t like to work for high- It is essential that you act quickly before John | brows . i ~ | a ie to form and expres an opinion; fr it] Another One—oxe.T don't. a it once, bat = ‘Telephones —..-.--. Coss leesenl§) nee i ce ‘ou, hi ~ Ree eee aes Conpecting All Take Warning will kep him veeadeaetiy: onto BAe pee continually and they kept me running from the Departments. Jpogpeehad the ae heat: a! coma cer of argument and pleading. You must beat him to| keyhole to the dictionary all of the time.” eer at Sy Seem nent Lose Bop nthe t dog Rin Tin within twelve votes of enacting a ‘or the lecla vost, lolp! lehjou, Mont 5 Ldezes m ‘3 J. BE. HANWAY and FE. E. HANWAY nationalization of landa and mines; that is, of Sat ee Pred Hy Speed phe eae POWERFUL. and were re tars EbeA Mar- aa ee wil anes in ate Cow: Advertising Represencatives adopting the very policy Xhat has been the dis-| mnst appeal to all men of superior intelligence:| Amateur Singer—“Did my yoice fill the Da ee ey and Wedvesday—J. War-| Monday and Tuesday — Colleen Prodden, King & Prudden, 1/2028 Steaer Bidg.. Chi-) tinguishing feature of soviet rule in Russia.) Waen that is said, John is no longer free to} lor?”, ren Kerrigan in “The Man From] Moore in “Painted People” and’ cage, Lil, 28 Fifth Ave., New York City; Globe Ridg.| Not many years ago it would haye been im- choose hii ~b: f flatte: haye Host—No, it filled the refreshment} firoa: Christie comedy, “Stay | comedy, “Light Shadows" .. Suite 404 Sharon Bidg., 66 New Mont. ible to get twelve votes in the entire ho RARE B ” rong : ednesday and Thursday—Norma fomery bean ‘anciaca, Gul, Copice of the Daily | Possible to get twelve votes use | chained him hard and fast. room and the front porch. ee eraday and. Friday-A Metro] Talmadge in “The Song of Love ‘Trt son file in the New York, Chicago, Boston, such a re. The solicitor who appeals for money in the ; Thursday and Friday—. a end Ban ‘Teancueo offices and visitors are welcome. The change that has taken place in Great Brit-| nanfe of patrlotions Seip Lipari Ante ote eels UNOLE HOOs BATE: clansic, “Desi, with an all-star| also comedy, Bone Bea pa SUBSCRIPTION RATES ain should have a sobering effect on us in this} religion may have a very weak case to present,| “Some folks’ code o’ ethics is durned pecul’ar. Babee Bearting = TOM roid | area ‘Trea with CB Wasert alse? By Carrier and Outside State 39,09 | Country. If the radical element in our congress, | but you are whipped before the argument begins.| A feller who'd think it’s all right t’ take a man’s Lloyd's latest eight-ree! comedy,|Snub Pollard in a comedy, “Dry One Year, Dally and Sundry - TTTT'2's0| which has held the balance of power during the| ‘The very request ior money is a flattering as- i i last dollar wouldn't think o’ takin’ his last cig-} “Girl shy". Up”. boa Seenitan any ony Ganthy fe ~ 4.50) present session, were to command a working ma-| sumption that you are full of liberality and a} arette.” Three Months, Daily and Sunday -------------- 2.35) jority it is highly probable that nationaliza-| yearning to do good works and your pride wil! America, Columbia. One Month, Daily and Sunday 105 | tion would be one of its legislative goals. It is| not permit you to accept a sia lene TBbtbe As NO TROUB: » Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and] Sunday—Last times today, Four Per Copy —--— tic a eonanenn anne but a step from government ownership of rail-| yo cig pei filled with b Ave Wednesday—“Hold Your Breath"|acts from the Pantages cireuit in By Mali Inside State P z you reach for your purse you are led with a Wifie—“The doctor says simply must have ith Dorothy DeVore, Walter Hiers| Denver: Bailey and Thompson; Oue Year, Datly and Sunday roads and coal mines, which has already been aaeeeem ts a es hea a change of climate.” mat Sas ah pevarn ‘great comedy | Wright and Vivian; Walker\ and ; < Laspec unday Cribune jness of Professor Agassiz. If he takes tdo long, Sie: mele! = P the voters of his state may take a notion to re. be Casper Dally Titbune ieeued every paventne am‘) tire him and send to congress in his place some fel. Wooning Publicadom offices Tribune Building, |man who will support a policy which gives the epposite postoftice, Americar iron worker an adequate protection over the Asiatic laborer, lar would just be sent to prison and the state has to pay for his room and board.” Entered at Casper (Wyoming) postosfice us second class matter, November 22, 1918. ann en een omnne- $7.80 One Year, Sunday Only --- seriously advocated, to the nationalization of sar 5 a man says uf “ 3 4 The Great Cyclops. Fea- Tee Months Dally and Sunday 22--s---s----2 2.25| all Junds and all mines. knows that she can handle him adroitly by means et io aaa ee pronties, Pubs end ns Nem ture picture, Zane Grey'al “To the inion fits Ghia incadvanoe Tend ae Before it is too late the ple would better | of a little judicious bragging. He may be all set Ail subsctiptions mus peo, Ona Month, Daily and Suncay --——--——------. ! t te le wa of ie Jian i HUGE Deidey ant eeeneae Last Ban". ie "i Dally 1 14 after subscrip-| Consider the recent history of Russia and the growl, but he pury when assured once UNCANNY. Betty. Compson in Monday, Tuesday, esday tion Fon eeu accamnniiee depths to which destruction of private initia-]| more that he is a wonder. Author—“How are my novels going?” Stan Laurel in ‘Mother's Joy’ ‘Thursday—> beef Snite Rete a ‘ ile Kick. 1F YOU DON'T GET YOUR TRIBUNE, _| tive always leads. Every sensible mother of a boy knows that ler—“I’'m sure I don’t know, sir, unless poe er berd a : ists deluxe; Daly and Gray, , ne i Tribune after looking care- & wee bit of praise will accomplish more than| it's the shoplifters.” y; Ha Ibert, ¢ fully ton fein 15 ue 18 and it will be delivered to you e any amount of scolding. There dsn’t a normal eS G 0 ae a or Ge ngs oer hee by spectal’ messenger. Register complaints bafore $ Campaign Funds small boy in the land who doesn’t tingle all over]. P Observati Co., in “The Broken Mirror.” oy z with delight when assured that he is mother’s Tess Tval ions 2 ture picture, “The Beautiful and splendid little man and so wondrefully strong]. While the horde of small politicians in con- FEATURED ] ii Damned”. : | gress thinks it plays smart politics by mangling ae Flattery may be frowned upon, but its ability | the tax bill and squandering money, Coolidge Wyoming. tins The first sizable campaign fund gathered to- for his age. to turn tricks establishes the innate decency of ; has proved himself the ablest politician by sim- 7 T Today and Monday—Hoot Gibson the human race. Men are persuaded by means] Ply doing his duty, heedless of consequences, for in his latest elght-reel prodcetion, hi h Hanna as Republican national chairman of the There are those who think that shippers who| McKinley presidential campaign in 1896. We pay high freight rates ought to get some sat-| say it w athe first—but that must be qualified isfaction out of the fact that, through federal,| hy adding that it was the first large campaign state a local eyccramel ceey Sable fund Soneer ang Mere ay eee ‘ half of the profit of the roads back in th any urate knowledge, here may have been of taxes. What a mcrae ape na, other large funds under chairmen such as Matt What does it profit the shipper if he taxes) Quay, Thomas H.~ ter and others but that the railroads $100,000,000 and then * pay} was in the day when it was fashionable to keep freight rates to make up the tax? It may be as} campaign financial affairs from the public. apt believe that an indirect tax is sometimes Mark Hanna came in as national pect at in easier to pay, yet we do not recoliect anyone a day of dire depression when dollars were ay pues ches peo iced icppaee ad | Searce and all development, manufacturing, bank- because paid throug he freight 0} > *| ing and other activities were at a standstill, iu doubtedly a lot of people who pay in that man- bilvate interests were fighting to hay. off fhe ner do not know that: they are paying, and feel) racks, The country was shrouded in business sore at the railroad instead en acleirear tiny gloom, But in spite of it all Mark Hanna gather- thorities, but that does not alter the fac nat) ed up a campaign fund of a million dollars. A 4 che ee is a burden. ‘4 eh eecardicene large amount of money for that day and under ] Atany a man pay axes vn ys »| the circumstance: and overlooks the fact that he is paying the! Oe + Fare te P ; a e was the first of the great national chair- inom bdaraes. 3 pose ae sg the pseriad a * eee men to apply strict business principles to po- his ‘pocketbook just as much,. eve 7 “| litical management. He was abused like a pirate, SR ee iittered a very diniportant| 2! ligned, misrepresented and slandered by oppo- : : ther in this country was collected by Mark Not Shift But Lift of ‘flattery because they wish to be better than| he has drawn the people to him by the powerful ‘40 Horse Hawkins”; also they are und because rs wish to obtain and a magnet of his sterling character.—Portland Ore- cli eet ae tA tail the respect of their fellows. Normal men | gonian. In “40 Horse Hawkins,” Untver-| ire. Wednesday and Thurs- grow to fit praise just as they develop to han- ane sal-Gibson — production, ® nson and his horse, dle responsibilities thrust upon them, Never in the history of this country was'a high| Playing at the Wy ater , < “The Silent protective peut needed so badly as it is now Boe See Grlextie hae one comedy and needed, and will be needed so long as European } "rk, rican 4 § 3. countries flood our markets with many of th apa Petes syencthe: nepmears Se a hie. ee products at a price far below the actual cost of | | ne: § a_striking prodtic- ‘ va hy Hoot himself to equa! again. It is i SC PRISS, production in the United States.—Manufactur- true, there is: hokum'in the vehicle China Own. Fishing for Fish From away up in Maine comes the tidings that Izaak Walton has secured a license to go fish- ing. With that name Izaak is certain to main- ers Record, but it is convincing hokum. =: tain the hono: h But Hoot has no part in the melo- Age is tnitling toca Hee A eee One of the McAdoo managers says that they | drama. ‘That feature of “40 Horse barefoot boy, it is the ruling passion in the| 2@ve prior right in 648 of the Democratic dele-| Hawkins" is taken caro of by a r y gates and need only eighty-five more to make the | C2o™Petent cast of actors appearing mind that makes the true disciple. C: vi ant by : a happy to lie on the Bake hour Bais patch nomination. There is a grave suspicion that three enol ae tho old time eb as if or four of the delegates have been counted twice.| which went into the small towns —Los Angeles Time: and strummed on the heart ‘strings of the unsophisticated ‘residents. In soft, gray ‘felt pulled over your eyes, a crooked beechen pole in your hand and no bites except Headline—Three Hundred Pound Mellon|« word, ‘40 Horse Hawkins” is a Grown in Turkey. It may be bigger, but we bet | Show within a show. from the mosquitos? ybody can go in a crowd deep-seaward, with nets and all scientific devices; but that sounds “The Beautiful and Damned” ts lay which the manage- 1 . Pc . | sition newspapers and their cartoonists. He could] }\4.. ay it isn’t any better than the Mellon we've grown] Hoot falls in love with the Uttle bh sted to run in connec- truth when he declared that wine this penne | not be frightened by these things nor his pur- he protes eaten itr Ene real raphe ee right hernia Pennsylyania.—Philadelphia North cnganuet and. follows her to. Nev * tour aotn of ‘wabteetie wants is not a shifting but a lifting of taxes. pose to place his lifelong friend William Me- ‘ass pot-h r, slips from rock to roe ork, where he gets a job as “supe Aunerican. starting Monday. It ts a picture as achieved quite wide recog- along a mountain stream casts into the pool where the veteran trout are lurking, and in his joyougy liberty envies neither monarch nor a throne in a Broadway production in: which : Saree she stars, although he does not ‘ Money influence, says William Gibbs McAdoo] know it. | Hoot's humor continues i is a “menace to United States citizens.” Mac] by reason of his seriousness in this . f Ibiti t hor any beset captain y. P ; 7 ‘ Betts will offer an exhibition of knee deep ina Seis tiseaee ecto Eariad ought to know. It ruined his presidential | strange environment. and he finally | xyiophonie instrumentation. _Prac- ing the salmon that runs away with the ligg, in| *##nces—Fort Wayne Sentinel. saves the show and finds the girl he | tically everything in the line of mu- ‘his heart a quiet confidence that patience Sust ther) seis ssrpiey yal edo ene ete ae ene cme eee ane i i “ hers who contribute ‘to the|sters. ‘Their instruments are’ out bring the victory. Trotzky reiterates that Russia will not pay Ny “ - 4] | merriment in ‘40 Horse Hawkins" of the ordinary with regard to Turn back. to Walton's friendly, deliberate the czar’s debts. We should say not. She will w “Pa are Anne Cornwall, Helen Holmes,| sound, all having a deep bell-like pages and find therein the true philosophy of not even pay Trotzky’s debts.—Cleveland Times-| Richard Tucker and Edward Seds- | tone. angling. The catch for the gourmet’s pleasure Commercial, wiak, who directed and takes a] Daly and Gray offer “The Height at the table is the last thing that matters. A per pe heir Te 35 Sot eps Taxing through the mediumship of the railroads | 5°; et ‘ re ; ri ¥ ecutiv ch is shifting. It is a subterfuge that may deceive | fyinley im the executive chair, could not be Spieler ce Sob bse a et pe He thoroughly believed that in McKinley's j election lay the only hope of business revival. ubsequently history proved the excellence of | his judgment. There was no effort on Mr. Hanna’s part or the vaudeville Bernard) and Involving Moral Principle A former friend of Mr. William G. McAdoo sker » delegates e Democratic asked one of the delegates to the I 4 et on the part of ony one else concerned in the Me- convention for whom hé was going to vote. jee 3 r nah 3 know was the answer,” but I do know| Kinley movement to deceive the public concern- do: not; kuaw was & ? ing the size of the campaign fund nor the pur- that I will not vote for McAdoo, or anyone else | sade 4 - the = ae ioe I must apologize when I get home. poses of its expenditure. It was spent legitimate. 3 .M Adoo traded his influence with | 1%» Properly and openly to elect William McKin-| conquest over one's disposition. is the first in-| The president's action on the Bursum bill “ ” ei eee son fsb Roe oy nu sorry . t sDohene’ he | ley, president of the United States. It was | centive. None may claim to be a true disciple of makes it clear that when he first said that there ie hale pan ot mis ane his forme: ates for Uoneny ® T0089 must be economy in government he meant it— FLORA. Rue seer, MY Ort i i + vorthy purpose as viewed by the nation, or at questioner declares the answer to his inquiry | VOPMAY pur by ; Or. at oknort ly tells the story of how many Democrats | ee bY et portign of it. In the public yar feel. They do not want a candidate for whom | ?. that ante niet san erase wag jue Jed ‘ they must apologize during the campaign. eee tea, ie. The Pee of STFA Sh the eae ant If that is the thought dominating the judg- th att phe an st ait . au pS ee an ment of convention delegates regarding Mr. Mc-| hick age bie #2 sperite inka h ite “ a Adoo, what must be said of Senator Glass, of aitainal teflon ae tage y than had ever been ; Virginia, who, it is suspected by many, will come 7 . # ‘ oa from hehind and'-win the, rice? Mr Glass NY cca crahen okie aie adak bat oe : publicly announced that he is for Mr. McAdoo. | {0 0) (tt lected be oh rae HPs argo. gr That means that he attaches no importance to| A™Ve Deen collected by the two old parties, but the perfect angler or apostle of his art who does not seek the stream with a mind composed, de- yout and thankful, inclined to reverie and tran- salty, though nothing risey to the fisherman's ure. “Character Snapshots" will be of- ered by Harry Gilbert. He has pre- \ SR ne pared songs which enable hint to in- “It’s the field against McAdoo,” says that AT WYOMING IS PACKED duige several entertaining char- gentleman's campaign manager. And far and acterizations, Tossessing ‘a voice wide and echo answers, “Against McAdoo.”— of good quality, he Introduces his Providence Journal. ; numbers in a novel manner. “The Broken Mirror” as present- Congress now faces a deficit of $140,000,000, Indianapolis News. Tax Reduztion The provision for a twenty-five per cent re- duction in income taxes payable this year, con- ned in the new revenue law, may be put into ed by Fred Schwartz and company z it : 1s anything but a bit of bad luck. It and it looks as if the radical Democratic bloc ee Meee oe : In “The Silent. st “3 is a laughable farce based on the had face enough to do it—Boston Transcript. | joi: Booking Office attcamtion page breeking of: an-immenwe' mirror du : eyecerer eo seh ti the pattern of openness and strict business meth- | ‘' . . i ‘ >, 5 a , |ng at the Wyoming Abeater Tues. |'9% & tussle between a maid and al ? the McAdoo record which will, in the minds of | odg, and accounting, established hy him have not | °{{¢¢t by the taxpayers immediately, Persons} ror his veto of the so-called bonus bill Presi-|day, movie fans will seo Frea| ‘Met: : many, eliminate the latter from the race. But | heen boonsitded . paying by instalments may cut their second pay- dent Coolidge need have no fear of popular will.|‘Thomson, world champion athlete,|_,T2® Vaudeville offering which = 5 : ia Su closes at the.Columbia this evening Atlanta Constitution. Acoma Femarkable feats of |i, -iuges a strong man act, juagting, People who do not vote have a lot of nerve in| | The film first shows ‘Thomson as|Mtortionists, dancing and patter. kicking at the choice of those who do—Los An-| j,'¢k 74vlor: an ex-servico man who! no Roosevelt wet OF china, Used se s deaf and dumb, saying good- a re é for state dinners at the White bye to his horse, “Silver King”. - “ ase R : But, with the devotion to. his| Huse: originally | comprised 3,000 Mr. Bryan’s silence concerning the Al Smith| master that is only known by a candidacy is growing really profane.—Omaha | horse or dog, “Silver King.” jumps Bee. a fence and follows the stage coach. Jack geeing “Silver King,” leaps Py 5 * from the fast moving stage to the . Wi The “Spoils System ewar horse's ba: if Mr. Glass approves of Mr. McAdoo without N zi “ i reservation, we must conclude that the senato: No one has ever been alarmed by thé size of a ; would do precisely as Mr. cAdoo has done dic campaign fund, but there has been uneasiness opportunity come his v here is no difference mbunt the manner in which the fund has been in moral principle between Mr. McAdoo who] it. wae acted and others who endorse his actions. The ob-|.1 °Te Was | 7 warn i jections to Mr. ‘McAdoo apply with precisely ple were & pletely satisfied with Mark equal force to Senator Glass. With either as Hanna’s administration of the little old million their candidate, the. Democrats would be reduced dollar war chest, but some’ years later in an toa campaign fof apalor swer to public demand corrupt practice acts a camps were passed by state legislatures and by the congress, restricting political parties and can No Responsibility Without Control thingenat nate una peer rake A leading Democratic newspaper advances ng by installments may cut their second pay- two installments by one-fourth each. Those who paid the full tax on March 15, will receive, as soon as is possible, a refund of one-fourth from the treasury without making application for it. The Best Hope : “Surely the womanhood of our country, who have lavished upon the sons and daughters of the land such a wealth of affection, who watch over them in every crisis, from the cradle to gies, wish omnia the grave, with immeasurable devotion, will not By ELDEN SMALL ‘| Thomson's next bit of daring rid- wap fdnias farppatey! hesitate to make sufficient sacrifice to preserve] For many years, especially during the period | !?S 18 a stunt calling far him to] {9 the Party furnishing the Casper whi sd x leap from the saddl the bi ly Tribune information leacing z 2 that “The Republi There never was the law of regulatory char | for themselves and those they love ‘the last best | in which the fight for a national civil service }'<* ~ je to the branch | to the capture of the person who is the remarkable statement that “The Republicans | acter which could not be circumvented by men} hope of the world.—American institutions,’—| system was on, the so-called “spoils system” cert merce, While the horse is going | fraudulently coltecting subscriptions in congress must assume full responsibility for who were willing to act in bad faith. Men who Calvin Coolidge waa & ekanein a Isaue. The-theory that ‘ull speed. The action throughout|from ‘Tribune subscribers. Patroy ‘Whatever legislation 1s practed, segardless/ot the! would sine (adniers ty (le! square dealing of a : “to the viktore belong the spoils” was fay tives bir tine . a ath fo aut “ oy rey putecetot atten e) a Tres. i Re ic: i “ et is ny e pact quay ane present congress is Republican in| Mark Hanna and who somehow gained the idea espoused by most of the more active party lead-| nicely. At one time i acisce ace carrier wha dailvere’ the’ pines 4 name only. ' that it was permissable to snitch in politics ers, and this meant that each new administra-| over a Ford car into the saddle. The|®" authorized collector from the Why should the Republicans assume respon-| whereas it was a sin to do itin regular every. tion saw the replacement of an army of jobhold-|™0st daring stunt of all is made} oftice. If you are not sure you are sibility if they have not had a working major-| day business. 5 ity in either house? They should not. \ ers’ who had perhaps guessed wrong. when he does a flying mount on a payee ag whe pti ete hi f imit th th When men wander from plain old fashioned runaway tenm, rides them in Roman entials. 5 To admit that th abundant proof later that the peo Lines and Angles By TED OSBORNE A show-down In Congress , iv: 7 aa S not do so please call the Tribune. should would be equivalent | honesty or permit it to be done in matters under Generally The real father of the spoils system in our| “3/0, 904 finally stops tho horses. to urging the election of a Democratic congress | their ¢ vy alway, 4 , M hat 4 i The love sequences follow in good : , ler that Mr. Coolidge'’s ree. | L¢l* control they always bring down greater or Means tha’ governmental affairs was President Andrew] order. Hazel r. winner of ele one 1 next November in See er that Mr. ¢ arte Be's rec) Jess penalty upon the effort in which they are Somebody Jackson. When he came to the presidency after | many beauty contests including that Pp. ommendations may be oy oe e = . 1 engaged. In politics especially it is noticeable, Is going a hot campaign, he announced his intention of | of the Chicago Tribune, is winsome ‘This congress is controlled by a radical coal-| because in this the public is very closely con- To get at once inaugurating an era of “reform.” It was | &04_plays her role well ition in which Democrats have been most promi-} cerned. Shown up soon apparent that this meant the dismissal of - . nent and against whose dominating votes the r Of late years outcries have gone up in a num- Republicans have been powerless to assert them-| ber of instances, not in one party but in both the selves. If President Coolidge’s pol are to] old line organizations in matters of expenditure triumph in the next congress a majority of its | of money for political purpose. This is possibly members must be Republican in fact as well as| the reason for the unanimous vote in the United in name. Then the rty will be pleased to a8-| States senate for Senator Borah’s amendment to sume responsibility for legislation. the postal pay bill for full publicity of cam- eat eae paign contributions, at intervals of ten days in . the approaching national campaign. Showing Them Mark Hanna was not only the aes in large When Agassiz said that the beat recognized | campaign funds but he was the pioneer in pub- theory can be overthrown by one well-established | licity of them. He did it voluntarily because he fact, he stated a truth that some of our Demo- absolutely square about everything in pol- cratic friends in the south are beginning to ac- | ities. Now twenty-five years after his time, oth- knowledge. As we »ilect, Agassiz had asserted | ers are forced to be open by law. that a rainbow trout ne w beyond a ¢ length, but when someone showed him a I coast trout longer than that, he m due political fees in favor of political friends, In the first year of his administration more than 2, place-holders were separated from their jobs and succeeded by loyal Jackson supporters, These figures are not actually indicative, for FOR THE SAKE many a postmaster walked the plank, and the dismissal of some important officials removed their numerous attaches. The principle has never been entirely eliminated in our affairs, TIME TO QUIT. Attorney for the Plaintiff—“I will now rest my case.” Attorney for Defendant—‘You ought to; it's pretty weak.” No, Gwendolyn dear, you could not say that a corporation is on a solid foundation just be- couse you hear that it has gone on the rocks, Has Proper Home Experience proves that daily bathing pro- Editor Tribune—I desire the public to know that the baby, Virginia May, concerning which motes better health. so much m nderstan: g and controversy cently arose has been placed in a good Christian “ oa * ” home, where there are no other children, Her epee z day keeps you fit every way. foster parents are of a splendid type of citizen. odern bathroom equipment makes the ani an Eipanpially od to give the child every! daily bath easy to take. The benefits de- rived from the practice are worth far more Physics Instructor—‘Under what combination is gold most quickly released? Bright Pupil—*Matrimon; ‘TOO FAST. Trombonist (in country band)—‘What tune do we play next?” Leader“ ’Stars and Stripes Forever. Trombonist—*Gosh all hemlock, I just played that.” . The revised version of the old truism “Politics knowledgement. Senator Glass, of Virgini makey strange bedfollows,” changes bedfellows been denouncing the protecttve tariff prin to bunkfellows, : . for years, and hag been 5 ng the support] The next generation will be boasting of the of the voters of his state strict. But re-| bootlegacy from their immediate ancestors. cently his constituents have stunned by a = ty Mad counsel representing myself and-wit nesses not waived our right to testify in the ha- Ho. L. demonstration that secms to upset his Hy A newspaper tells of a young man who was| baes corpus proceedings the matter could have than the cost of having a bathroom in- Efficiency run oyer by an automobile driven by a young] been properly and promptly cleared up in th: stalled, Mr. Glass hails from Lynchburg, in a region “What shall we do, what shall we do?” lady and five of his ribs were preee an mas ont be rea pe i ‘ . that boasis of iron production as one of its in The workmen did entreat; in the hospital for a number of weeks, and when | _ e Board of County Commissioner, through y : dustries. A few weeks ago there was sold in . oreman shook his head—then said: he got out he married the girl. its chairman, had on May 10, given the baby into See us for particulars, Lynehburg two thousand tons of pig iron made “Well, let's tear up a street!” Adam lost but one rib to get Eve for a wife,| the care of the Wyoming Children’s Home so- in India and shipped to the United St by| ™ and the man isi the story lost five. This is just| ciety which organization is legally competent ay of the Panama ennal, A southern periodical “We've don boss!” they eri another example of the increased cost of living, | 1nder the laws to act as custodian and guard F Nagy idle eale of thin Amatic nix “No care avo Combiig throu - inn of minors and abandoned children; : ® shinai eal ‘ I ; “We may as well,” they heard him yell, AN EYE FOR BUSINI Those who have followed the case to its final C all Um i eall 0 ¢ “un n en cents 7 ‘ 1 that ry “Tear up the detour too!” Interested Spectator—“What was your idea te gant tap will rejoice that little Vix le furnace in the state of Virginia, long noted in letting that burglar go in order to arrest the | ginia May now has a h in which she will re an ironanaking region, is out of blast except | “We've blocked the detour," they exclaimed, | bootlegger?” ceive the care and training due every chila|f 399 East Second Phone 711 one.” The driv make a fuss!” y Constable—“Simple enough. The bootlegger | brought into the world. It will be interesting to see how long it will “Tf that is so,” said he, “let's go; will have to pay a fine and it will help to pay VIRGIE 0, NESBITT, Deputy State Humane Officer take Senator Glass to come around to the franks There's no more work for ust” the expenses of running the state, while the burg