Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, August 26, 1923, Page 10

PAGE TEN. Che Casper Sunvay eporning Tribune ON ey 2s. By W. ©. HILL: Copyright, 1923, by The Chicago Tribune ~ 4 a P . The Hmp, clammy handshake ‘The suburban hand- J % / of the anemic girl who doesn’t clasp will be cordiali Pe E 4 care whether she meets you or. itself, and like as per ; not., will be followed by a ¢ perfect volley of ques- tions on the part of the hostess, wanting to know WHY Charles didn’t come out SHORT way! “You should have taken the red garage on tl Post Road! ‘We ALWAYS come that way.” ~_ ‘The lingering stiucere of the nof so oung bachelor. Usually accompanied y a gentle pat pat of the left hand, and, oh, such a liquid, melting glance! ‘The fraternity handshake is a highly involved afar with much interlocking and counter locking, Neither Brother Louns- berry nor Brother Beaty can remember the exact position of thumb and forefinger in relation to thumb and forefinger of opponent, which if done The of steel accom- * q rightly will form the sign panied by the penetrat- - of the Beta—or is it ing glance of the eye, Oo wir Alpha? which seems to say “Peek-a-boo, I see right through you!” i Shake hands with Mrs. Brownie Birdsall, and see what you get—a very moist and squashy handclasp prob- The cold, bony handclasp of the i By Pi very fee essed lady be a < , d we i 4 Betty fs being urged to shake hands nicely with dear cousin Corne ; Hy Git & j #3 bk datas hae lie. “Betty has been eating something gummy and wet and will, , . . - ? ‘ f we Kab Og to cousin Coralie, However, Betty’s poy will, A rine tollibyisaying, Oh, welll it's) Just good Chee Ld The fips of the fingers and nothing more are required in the very social handclasp. Mrs. Whidden and Mrs. Lambrekin haven't seen each, A ‘ ther for a ect age and, oh, the joy of the meeting. Later in the day Mrs. Whidden will “Guess whom I saw on the street—Flare : B 1a ies arpa ee + otcctiy ERRIBLET™ And Mrs. Lamieekin will say even woresiet Adres Whidden, _