Casper Daily Tribune Newspaper, April 3, 1921, Page 2

MI ern prese defer addr men, tiona that tunit Ame vesti men’ ante Beek! mon “Ns not the that the have the from spea cerit ing erou Onc man A year tura bons ed] eme by+ rule quit sum Cle; Pp thi ao au me ze we Aa ke 1 PAGE TWO Che Casper Daily Crifune issued every evening wxcept Sunday at Casper, Natrona County, Wyo. Publivation Offices: Tribune Building —--15 and 1¢ BUSINESS TELEPHONES__----__ Branch Telephone Exchange Connecting Hntered at Casper, (Wyoming) Postoffice as second-class matter, November 22, 1916. MEMBER THE ASSOCIATED PESS REPORTS FROM UNITED PRESS J. B, HAN\WAY ---... President and Editor BARL BE. HANWAY--. -Business Manager W. H. HUNTLEY - Associate Editor R EVANS -- City Editor; THOMAS DAIL dvertising Munager ee eS Advertising Representatives David J. Randall, 341 Firth Ave., New York City Prudden, King & Prudden, 1720-23 Steger Bidg., Chicago, Ill. Copies of the Daily Tribune are on file in the New York and Chicago offices and visitors are welcome. SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Carrier SSE One Year . aeuney: 30. —-——-~= 3.90 wotenvens 0b ail accepted for less period than One Year Six Months Three Month must be paid in advance ang the Tribune will not insure delivery efter spbscrip- one month in arrears. All. subscription : Daily tion becomes Member of Audit Bureau of Circutations (A. B, ©.) -- Member of the Associated Press ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news credited in this paper and also the local news publishc4 } -rein. Kick if You Don't Get Your Tribune. Call 15 or 16 any time between 6 and 8 o'clock p. m. if you fall to receive your Tribune. A paper will be deliv- ered to you by special messenger. Make it your duty to let The Tribune know when your carrier minses you. <a> OUR CORNED BEEF ENDING. Heavens! Contemplate the destruction of Amer- ican civilization and the means that will produce it— corned beef and cabbage and minee pie. Such is our fate. The end of it all- No other race will ever boast of having trimmed us, that is some comfort; but what can we say in our own behalf in our inter- view with St. Peter for having destroyed ourselves with such common fodder as corned beef and cab- bage? Why, that stuff is taboo by all discriminat- ing people, including the head of the Jiggs family. The picture of our fate is presented to us by Andre Tridon, the distinguished French psychoanalyst, when he tells us that the overthrow of America would be a part of the general downfall of the white race. “It always has been, and always will be, the history of mankind that a dominant race becomes super-civ- ilized and gives w&y to another which lives only for its stomach and reproduction. “The virility of a race is measured by its purely physical attributes. To even approximate the time when the white man will lose his dominance is the wildest guesswork, but it is bound to come. And ac- cording to present indications it is the black man who! will succeed him as’ ruler. “The natural advantages which Americans hold over other white men in many ways are largely dissipated over the neglect of their stomachs. “Americans are the’ worst eaters in the world. Your atrocious corned beef and cabbage and your horrible mince pie are but examples of your unspeakable menu. Why, even the’ Mexican Indian’ can take a piece of goat meat and a few-chili peppers and concoct a dish that would shame your best home cooking, “When the stomach fails the race begins to die out. The true American has already begun to disappear. Your New England stock is nearly just a memory. It! is being replaced by the more sturdy European strains of stronger stomachs and better constitutions. You are too much addicted to your corned beef and mince pie and kindred gastronomic nightmares to give them up. They will be your downfall. And thus does M. Tridon tell the cock-eyed world, including ourselves, just what is in store for us. M. Tridon’s observations are purely disinterested, for he is neither advising the employment of any of the famous culinary artistes of his native land nor seeking to introduce any new breakfast food to sup- plant our well known ham and. Had he, out of his superior wisdom, suggested a dietary program to charm us away from our plebian corned beef and cabbage and made some slight at- tempt to rescue us from our horrible fate we would] have felt kindlier toward him. And in view of the} amicable relations that have always existed between his people and ours it was his duty, We are certain, we could be pardoned the natural curiosity of wondering just what grade of restaurant M. Tridon came in contact with in the first days of his visit among us, to induce him to believe we were securing all our sustenance from corned beef and cab- bage? He should move further up street and camp among the lobster palaces, a BAD ARTICLES TO GOOD USE. The collector of customs at San Francisco is sell- ing contraband whisky to druggists as low us $3 a eellon, savs the Los Angeles Times, under the guar- antee that it shall be used under prescription for medical pur>oses only and that there shall be no prof- iteering. 'This seems more sensible than pouring the stuff in the gutter. The authorities }:inve heen de- stroying thousands of bottles and barrels of old and high-priced liquors, while at the same time many drug-) gists have been getting a fancy figure for a poor grade| sold under a physician’s prescription. like good business for the government to be dump- ing twenty-year-old liquor into the sewer in one sec- tion of the country and then authorizing the use of a lot of poor stuff for medicinal purposes in another. yee oe Ho, hum! Weare to have a nice clean city, free from cards, dice, punch boards and everything. That will be nice. <0 SHALL WOMAN GO UNPUNISHED? Arthur Burrage Farwell, reformer militant, head of the Chicago Purity league, and all the reform or- ganizations there are, who has toiled early and late to make the world and especially that portion of it embraced within the corporate limits of Chicago, safe for Christian people to live in, is very much alarmed at the frequency with which women who commit mur- der escape punishment by the action of courts and juries. The failure to convict is not confined to his home city, for he is satisfied it is widespread and he de- plores it. His slogan is death Yor affinity slayers in- stead of a gay career in the spotlight. It would be vastly better for the improvement of society were such policy rigidly enforced. Too many women and girls have been murdering the men they have been living with when the desire for a new meal ticket seizes them. It is bad business and worse business for the juries to acquit them. He does not uphold the men who lead such lives. They are, Mr. Farwell asserts, the tuxedoed scum of the earth. But at the same time murder is murder and wom- en who slay these gay larks of the primrose pathway should be punished by death in accordance with the law of the land. The time must come to pass when a < partments) It doesn’t seem! Cai et Daily Cribune {trim sukle an aa sad smile does not secure a passport | to freedom for the murderer. There must be a larger |percentage of Spartanism in dealing ‘with those who take human life, In the wave of wickedness that has swept the world inthe past several years, human life is held too cheaply. | Mr. Farwell’s cure is to put good women in the sat box and the gay giggling murderer will gether ues. The problem which Mr. Farwell has called -to pub- lic attention is indeed a serious one. It is occupying ‘the attention of thoughtful men and women through- |out the land. American chivalry never has and never will, except in rare instances, permit courts and juries \to apply the death penalty or long term of imprison- ment provided in the law for offenses, where a wom- an is the culprit We wish woman would not do the things she occasionally does, but with all the change in status respecting her men have neither the inclination nor the courage, to render unto her the same quality of justice they would unte man. Of course, all the things complained of grow out of immorality. When we establish a higher level in our social relations and pursue a saner and more whole- some course of individual conduct it is possible to \grow away from these particular causes .of tragedy jand unhappiness in human life. qa Be nk oP A ae Any advice the tariff board may have to offer in }the premises is likely to be ignored. By the way would it not be good sense to look this board up a | bit, and learn whether or not it is a tariff board. Hav- ing been appointed by the Wilson administration, it jis not above suspicion, opt Ret The new state department, the commission to en- force the laws, created by the last legislature, came into active operation April 1. Let us hope that it | will justify itself, eee gece cet oe THERE IS A MORAL FEATURE. | The profits of a handful of importers is a small matter in comparison with the prosperity of the count- less manufacturing industries of the United States and the welfare of their armies of employ: ‘The lat- ter have every right to object to the unrestricted com- petition with which they at present brought into con- tact by the lack of protective tariff. Representatives of the American toy industry are calling attention to certain nhases of the industry that tariff legislation would correct. German and Japsnese toy industries are ungov- erned by sanitary, union or child labor restrictions; that in the large proportion of home work done in both countries the earnings of an entire family are less than the wage of an individual American toy fac- tory employe, and that all of the most important and popular American toy inventions and devices are cop- ied outright in both, countries, neither of which is known to have a’toy of importance to its credit as creator. These toys copied by foreign makers are }sent to this country and offered for sale at less thau the American cost of actual production because of the wide difference between the wage scales and habits of iife in the countries in question and those of the United States, according to the American toy makers. If there is any good reason why American man- ufacturers should be penalized for their efficiency by unregulated competition in the products of countries which employ child labor, the labor of~old women, carried on under insanitary conditions and unlimited as to hours, the free traders have not yet adduced it. If their propaganda for free trade is actuated by a desire to be helpful to humanity, instead of by the i wish to add to their profits through escaping protect- ive duty rates, they might well extend their philan- thropy to Europe and Asia first, where labor condi- j tions and the standards of living are such as no Amer- ican, union or non-union, would for a moment toler- ate. Protection has a moral as well as an economic side. Our employes have become habituated to a higher standard of living, better clothes, better food, better education for their children, better housing, and en- larged opportunities for recreation and mental im- provement. And all this has been brought about through wages two or three times greater than pre- vail in Europe, five times those prevailing in the Orient, and an ever increasing appreciation of hu- manitarianism on the part of this nation generally. With free trade governing in this country, which we may say is growing in unpopularity since the end- ing of war removed the artificial barriers, the tend. ency of labor conditions would be to descend to the level of those prevailing in Europe and the Orient. Tho wage scale wou!d be the first to drop, followed |quickly by a lowering of the living standards. It is a mere platitude to say that « laboring man cannot live as well, or support his family as well, cn a wage curteiled by foreigr competition as he can when that competit:ou is restricted and the products of his la- bor are given the predominant place in, the domestic merket. “che free traders »tyus that the efficiency of |the Americun workmen » ! offset the foreign wage jaales and then in the same breath declare that Eu- rope «in never pay her indehtedness unless she is \given a monopoly in the American market. True to its traditional policies of regarding the wel- fare of American citizens as paramount, the Repub- lican party wil restore the prctective tariff and if the philanthropically inclined free traders find themselves unemployed they car, turn their attention to the work of inducing foreign employers to elevate the stand- ards of their operatives. te The last of the government restrictions on press and commercial messages by naval radio have been lifted and we can now send and receive what we please with- out censorship. Little by little we are getting away |from the war stuff. a a Germany has acted upon our recent advice and erated Neuf and Zimmer. Now whac about Berg doll? SPL te, HOPELESS. | Hearing Uncle Abner Proctor Give a hollow moan, Hastily we called the doctor On the telephone. “Serious case,” the doctor stated, “Bad rheumatic leg; Pilsner beer is indicated, Give him half a keg.” But our relative’s condition Stayed about the same, So we sent for the physician, And again he came. « “He has been a bit too frisky,” Said the wise M. “Give him half a quart of whisky Every day at three.” Still the old man’s ailment made him Rage and howl and roar, And the doctor, called to aid him, Came around once more. “Give him any liquor handy,” Said the medico; “Rum or sherry, gin or brandy, » Bvery, hour or s0. ni * . Though the ones acts as a tonic After every drink, This especial case is chronic, We've begun to think. Hurriedly to get the doctor Every day we send, Yet our Uncle Abner Proctor Never seems to mend! —James J. Montague. ? WITH ¢ ‘OURW WYOMING EXCHANGES New Land Register. (Sheridan Post.) The bond of J. Ira Kirby as re- ceiver of the land office st Buffalo, has been approved and orders have been sent to Mr. Kirby to report for duty April 1, according to a. Wash- ington dispatch recelved, here yester- day. ‘The acceptance by Mr, Kirby will leave vacant the office of undersherift which he has held for # number of years, one has been named to succeed him, Sheriff Thomas has a number of men j#inder consideration, but the position is one where experience is very desir- able if not essential and ag yet no one has been found willing to accept the position, who possesses all the neces. sary qualifications. Develops New Raspberry. (Wheatland World.) ‘W. A. Palmer, a rancher living west of town, has developed an ever-bearing red raspberry that holds the record| (gr continuous production over any of the imported or native kinds. Mr, Palmer tells us that this berry is very Lardy, needing no covering duripg the winter months and will bear it dur- ing the most severe drouth. He fur- ther states that from time of bloom: ing and ripening, of the first fruit, the production is continuous until cold weather, and that the fruit has n fla- vor equaled by no other similar berry of this section. nd up to the present time no| “ay.” Boys Get In Bad. (Hudson Herald.) Last Sunday four young boys were lodged in the Jocal bastile #4¢ perhaps an hour following the <{sappearance: of $10 which belor.xed to Dan Sviier- The boys purchased jack knives with the money. These were later returned to the store where they were bought and the cash was returned. Upon an appeal from parents and friends of the boys the latter were released with- out any further argument as to who stole the money. The boys were more than punished and promised to keep out of such scrapes hereafter. Can't Stay Away. (Pine Bluffs Post.) It is an interesting fact that six families, formerly -residents of the Pine Bluffs section, but who had gone to other places in the hope of better. ing themselves, have returned to this part of Wyoming during the winter and spring months. No better recom- mendation for a country could be had, , When a country has the pulling power to cause her former citizens to return, it means there is something a little better here than ts to be found in the places to which the travelers journeyed. Sheridan's Freak Calf. (Sheridan Enterprise.) Birth of a calf with two heads, six legs and two tails occurred last night on the old Frank Hunter estate on Mead creek, near Banner, Dr. C. V, Williams, veterinarian, announced here today. The calf was born dead, although both heads and its entire collection of legs, tails and organs were normal, Dr. Williams* said. Dr. Williams aid there were no rec- ords of such a monstrosity ever hav- ing been born and had the calf lived, the owner, George Choman, an Aus: trian, could have started a side show which would have made P, T. Barnum green with envy. Dispelling Mr. Gloom. (Burns Herald.) Old J, Grumpie Gloom, who was reported very ill in last week's paper, rallied during the dust storm of last Thursday and Friday and the near blizzard of Saturday. However, his friends lost no time in getting in as many howls and groans as possible. In fact, it was awful for a day or two. But Sunday morning when the sun came out bright and it was realized that the snow that had fallen on Saturday would only make the grass greener, the grain thicker and the farmer's smile broader, the old skate’s nerve failed him and he ————— ALS. MY MONUMENTAL STOCK MUST BE SOLD. The desired alterations on my work shop cannot be made until I first got rid of all the monumental stock now in my way. To do so I el) ing every monument and marker bot! marble and granite at practically cosi price, Every stone and marker is listed 30 per cent less than prices asked b middlemen or commission salesme: calling on you from: neighboring states. To further assyre the sale of all this stock I will pay\one way rail road fare to any person coming to Casper from any point in Wyoming on sales above one hundred dollars. All lettering and sogtey Om done by compressed guaranteed to be strictly, “first class. Only the best granite is used, namely, Barre, Vermont, and St. Cloud, Minn., pray and red pearl Vermont marbic exclusively. Should a middleman or a commis- sion salesman call on you from a neighboring state and question my cut of 30 per cent on these sale prices, invite him to leave the picture of the monument which he is trying to sell you, send same to me for price comparison and by so doing you will readily see that it pays to cut out the middleman and buy directly from the stone cutter bimself. I guarantee that every stone sold will be lettered and placed in the cemetery for Memorial Day. Don't miss this opportunity. Come and inspect these monuments. If you can't come, write immediately for price list. CASPER MONUMENT WORKS Robert Simpson, Prop. 505 E. Second St. Phone 957W. amount to have a different test per 9] cent, for the reason that this percent- I] |"ee is the butter-fat solids, and it is i collapsed on a nice soft bed and had to be lifted to u pile of rocks where ty he could be 2s comfortable a8 possible sion’ areal z cided hitiosrpe Be capekor igen larly to an armed body of students (np sereet: numr whee: cha: Glen tage fe ho participated in the uprising of said in a loud tone of voice, in which, SY ind seas: pes per siqilar t student companies elswhere in the was an unmistakable note of prisits re ti dist ‘at! that colorer, joy: “Fishin’. season 5 on are jonary disturbances the first. Oh, boy! and old Gloom, *' quite possible for the solids-notfat to vary @ great deal. Q. What was the Academic Le- rolled over-th @ groan and said;."T Ppa! rrible| ..@ Was the father of David ve not ba can never 1 to wee that hor also. ned Lio; Bince then he has-tain ine state of| w. coma, not recognizing any of. his}; 4- David Lloyd-George’s father friends when they came to see him,|¥@S William George. The son w: and it ts thought-he wiit never regain|fAamed David Lloyd, Mrs. George's his full reason again. maiden name being Lioyd. After her * “husband's death, when David was years old, her brother, Richard Lloyd, became her chief support, and also helped: the boy. start on his career as @ solicitor. Q, Are there aay ae which do not migrate?—B. .A The facies of pe ee Sur- “vey says that among the birds which do not migrate are the red bird, Organizing New County. (Kemmerer oe ard At all"postoMices in the vailéy and at several places of business in Kel- @ petition awaiting signatures. least three hundrag taxpayers: must sign the pa: before the can appoint superintend the organization of the new county of Teton. Leaders-in the new county movement are desirous of secoring the eengee gf sanatuted at ap early date. The Second Leg Legion Post; (Torringtom Journal.) In a letter received the first part of this week from the state adjutant of the department of Wyoming he as- sured us that ‘travis Snow Post No. 5 was the second largest post in the devad according to paid up member- ship. In the letter he stated#that the mom- bership told more than any fancy Phrases could possibly do and that he was assured that this post was a fac- tor in the life of this community. Casper ot present has the largest membership buy our membership out- numbers Cheyenne and Sheridan and some of the larger places. and titmouse. Q. What is meant by the auricu- lar finger?—A. A, A. This is a name given to the tit- te finger because it can be introduced into the car passage. Q. Why 4s a sarcophagus so-called? —D. EB. J. A. Sarcophagus is a Latin word de- rived from a Greek one, which means “flesh-eating.” In ancient belief cot- fing made fro ma certain stone found near Assus in Asia Minor possessed the property of consuming the body Placed within them with the exception of the teeth, in 40 Pr Q. 1 see “ork Cot Cottage” referred to in the press. Where is it and what is it?—H. A, A. York Cottage is a part of the Sandringham estate, Norfolk, Eng- jJand, It was the home to which King George V took his bride after his marriage, July 7, 1893. Q. What is the name of’the gar ment that a herald wears thet is em- waar with a coat of arms?—A. Question Box (Any reader can get the answer to any question by writing The Casper Daily Tribune Information Bureau, Frederic J. Haskin, Director, Waesh- ington, D. C. This offer applies | strictly to information. The Bureau cannot give advice on legal, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research on any subject. Write your question Plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose two cents in stamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the inquirer.) @. How many cotton gifs are there in tne t United States?—H. H. A. In 1919, there were 22,418 cot- ton gins in the United States, 18,815 of which were point A. The sleeveless or short-sleeved cape or cloak emblazoned with his lord's arms, which a herald wears is called a tabard, Q. What is Saka time?—E. H. C. A. Saka is a system of reckoning time employed in India. It is used over the entire country, During 1920, 100,000,000 barrels of Portland Cement was mado, with Spereesately, 80 mills manufacturing it. I sold » full can of cream which hed 40 pounds—test weighed 40 pounds but was told it tested only 20 per cent. How’ could this happen?—0O, F. A, It winged ee quite possible for MASQUERADE BALL Tuesday, April 5 Schembeck’s Winter Garden BIG BEN ALARW CLOCKS $3.75 Help you to get up on time. See our display. Enter our contest for the best catch of trout— also the heaviest. Win a $68 rifle or a $25 bamboo rod. ‘ Buy your tackle at headquarters, where the best Deouds- Oliver Hardware 105 S. Gator —— The Nicolaysen Lumber Co, Everything in Building Material BIG TIMBERS A SPECIALTY FARM MACHINERY, WAGONS Phone 714 Phone 62. Office and Yard: First and Center SATURDAY, APRIL 2, 1921 and is always employed in astronom- ieal works. In order to reduce Chris- tian dates to Saka time it is neces- sary to subtract 78 from the Chris- Uan year, - Z Merry Mix-U, ps | In Matrimony And they lived happily ever after— that is the way romances end in the fairy tales. In reality, married life is not always one joyous holiday, Dp- bates and and discuasions of a more or less serious nature are frequent fact- ors in the lives of married people. ‘Witty and humorous wordings in the 2|pyblic prints often reveal every happenings in the household. | The Press humorists show that those petty little arguments and misunderstand: ings are only trivial after all. Ina pleasant satirical vein “Topics of the Day" Films present the little ups and look all right the way you are."—Chj. cago Tribune, ‘Wife—"“When you walk, why you make so much noise, Jolin?” ve got my heavier un. sy! Y. Univ. Medie; Appreciation Minus” Better Half—'Don't you adore that necktie I gave you for your birthday?” Other Half-—''Nooker. eyes than mine shall feast themselves on its loveliness," —N. ¥. Univ, News. Husband—"Why do you wear dress? It looks like half mourning. Wife—Well, you're always com- plaining that you're half dead,"--Bos- oe Transcript. X Q Nice Tie Up Tony—‘I understand that Marie is well _ graomed."" Toinette—''Do tell?” Tony—"She embridled poor Char- Ne."—Rutgers Neilson. Missus-—"I wonder why Adam ever called her Eve?" Mister—“Oh, I Suppose he saw his day of happipess ending when she do mocking birds, woodpecker, chickades | °!* jeame around.”-~Voodoo (Mass| Tech.) ri 80 Years Old -Was Sick "aking euionls for Stomach “y Mir sour stomach ever since I haa thegrip andit bothered me badly. aa PMaCONE OF a mat spi Zoha ui sa a RR nee hated Dioating distress alter eating because it and takes op carrig@ out the excess acic and gases woich cause most he direc have, tied sade ‘and still », do not Silat & tens of ane Hike you, dear, the B; ver. o! 101 ou. Shall 1 pat sate peroolater?” hte A big box costs but a trifle with your The Husband—"Don't bother, you @ruggist’s guarent downs of married couples, and aud- iences laugh in sympathy with the people joked about. Married couples, Present and future, and everybody will have a jolly time if they read the following funnies announced be- low by the Tribune, His Moment Wifle (at the breakfast table)—"Oh! Henry, I dropped my diamond ring off my finger and I can't find {t any- where.” 1 Hubby (triumphantly)—“it's alright my dear, I found it in my trov-ers pocket."—Ayer (Mass.) News, She—"People are saying th, married me for my money ale He—"They are mistaken. You had quite a lot of real estate.”—Boston Transcript. t you So Informal The Wife—“I must dress at once, oe neaaaccosonccooesosooooonaceonoonoroees: SEE US FIRST Get your building done ty modern methods We will guarantee to complete a 5-room ready for occupancy in 40 days. We will be glad to figure your next job whether it be large or small. ; Reid Construction Co. Room 234 Midwest Building Res. Phone 554. . Office Phone 835-J, errr titi ir r i i 3 i j i i ; 3 i Kodak Prices Reduced rice on Kodaks has been greatly Pv ak almost to pre-war fa SU and our prices are as low as Omaha or a full line of Brownies, Kodaks and supplies. We sell all sizes of Eastman Film . he dependable film in the yellow box CASPER PHARMACY “T he Store that Sells the Kodaks” * reaips i rye For the Support of Barglars you are contributing if you keep your jewelry, negotia- ble papers and other valua- bles hidden in your home or office. Why should you risk their: loss when you can secure safety for one or two cents a day? The cost of a Safe Deposit Box in the vault of the Cas- per National Bank is nominal —the rental being $4, $5 or $7 per year, according to size, Your inspection solicited. “Thirty-two years of service —-may we serve you?”