The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, March 30, 1887, Page 7

MISSING LINKS. Silver dollars every week. More than 22,000,000. feet of lumber bas been used in the construction of snowsheds on the Northern Pacitic road. Fees paid the lawyers in the Morgan j will contest in New York amount to 35'0,000. The estate is worth $10,000,- 000. The Queen of Roumania is a daughter of the Prince vou Wied and a grandniece of Emperor Wiiliam. She is decidedly literary in ber tastes, There are 2,127 pensioners in North Carolina, the smaliest number in any state of the union. They relieve the government of $30.000 annually. “Out West it ix proposed to have bal- lot-boxes in a railway car, so that coun- try voters living along the road need not be obliged to drive so far. A sign ot convalescence from Anglo- mania appears in New York, where a “habit maker’ xnnounces that he is prepared to furnish ‘English clothes with an American tone.” A Pennsylvania coal-operator has employed a. ompetent surgeon to lecture to his miners on the method of pro- cedure in the many emergencies that arise from mine accidents. “A man said to me the other night,” remarked a clergyman, ‘ ‘i would not have missed your sermon for $50,’ and yet when the plate was passed round that man put in a penny.” Three men in Fiagstaff, A. T., toiled Absolutely Pure. ‘This powder never varies. A marvelofpurity, ac sriinary Kinds; sadcanuot Oe sold In , and cannot be sol with the multitude of low test. jhosphate powders. Sold AKING Powpgnr Co., 106 ‘33-48t justrations — a eva Picture Gellery. all one night to get a barrel supposed to GIVES Whelesale ‘ee contain whisky out of a celiar and direct to consumers om all geods for away to their camp. When they tap- personal or family sel aumeterene, ped it wl found that it contained kero- order, ane ennes sene oi! thing eat, drink, wear, or have fan win. ‘These INVALUABLE A New York physician having direct- BOOKS contain information — ed one of his patients to bathe a wound trom the markets Suu to any ad. in tepid water, the patient sent his littie pak upon of 10 cts. to defray girl to the drug store with a note say- ing: ‘Please sell bearer one-half pint of tepid water.” . The Emperor of Austria, who is a great smoker, has been ordered by the doctors to give up tho fragrant weed. They attribute his neuralgia to it His Majesty was in the habit of smoking twenty cigars daily. yeu, co. 7 842 Broadway, NT’ YORK ho SEXUAL wok mailed PREF to nl! dewlin Medical co. ‘ovestigations made in ses of mine v, among other things, that many explosions attributed to fi dump, or outbursts of gus, r due to the fine coal dust in mines. Brooches representing ano. & Los ackly and Weakness 7 5 upon which rests a tiny | 8 W [ enamel, | are | a | hour. A reali r 3 nine p An ‘enamel! @ nips one of Lhe peas. The telescope for the Lick Observa- tory is to be o7 feet long and 42 inches in diameter, and will cost $164,850. will be so delicately adjusted that it can be manipulated by the observer at the eye end, where he will have command of all its motions. A new material this season has been successfally introduced as railroad cloth. It is described as “heavy ribved and very soft’ and is very stylish for jackets as well as mantles. No demoi- selle of the times should be without one of these railroad wraps. Louisville, Ky., is said to have social rules that are remarkable for their laxity. Almost any man with a gentle- manly appearance and good add can with little effort get into society there; aud the young women are pro- tected very little by their mothers. In Washington dwell two men who own so much bric-a-brac that they have moved into a larger house to accom- modate it. Among other rare things is a screen, such as is used in eastern harems, made of carved wood, with curious little windows which open and shut like doors. There 1s a very mean man in Port- land, Ore. He keeps a oig store in the center of the city. Several nights ago a special policeman found the store door unlocked, and sent a hack to the merchant's house to notify him. The merchant walked down and locked the door, but left the policeman to pay the nackman. The King of Cambodia, according to the correspondent of a Paris journal, has 300 wives, chosen from the hand- somest women in the whole country. The entire population and territory | long to the king. All the Cambc are the king’s ‘earmen” or slave: pay him rents. The king himse longs to the French Resident-Gene As an evidence of the truth of the assertion that many young Mormon children are tangnt the art of perjury from the time they begin to talk, a Salt Lake gentleman who is familiar with the facts sxys that he knows of a little boy scarcely two years old who, on being asked what he would say if the deputies came, answered, “l would say my papa dead.” A Napa, Cal, man thought he saw a sea acoeae in the river there, but it was only a solid mass of little fishes, exch about an inch and a half long. The school was about fifty long and a yard wide, and upstream. The commotion they made was caused by hundreds of large tishes that were con- tinually throwing themselves among and eating up the little ones. George Greer, of Santa Maria, Tex., dreamed three times that a box con- ‘taining $5,000 in was buried under one corner of his house, and had a ps of friends help him remove the ilding and search for the treasure. After digging down several feet and hee nothing he gave itup. It cost im its place and his friends “cared” for. M. Rouvier deciined to be the suc- cessor of Paul Bert in Tonquin beca he could not get the life-insurance com: panies to issue him a policy to go there. M. Grevy tried hard to nde him to go. ‘Ouly think,” he said, “you will have $50,000 a year salary, $2,000 2 opty ticle your funeral, and $2,400 a year pe! CHEMICAL ee. theres Senne or your widow. Bat even that pre pee. 5 sentation of the case did not vrevail. Nenve axp Brarx Trrat- d specific for Hysterin, Dizzi- n its, Nervous Neuralgia, us Prostration caused by the uso Wakefalness, Mental Do- the Brain resulting in in- misery, decay and death, wae Losses 4 rronness, Loss of power fait mt Spermate ari byover-exertion of thobrain, self- oF h box contains i ear $1.00 a box, or six boxes b it by mail prepaidon receipt of price, _ WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES case. With each order received byua 13 Boxes accompa-d with $5.00, we will er our written guaranteo to re. money if the treatment does noteffect narantees issued only by JOHN ©. WEST & CO,, M2 W. MADISON ST., CHICAGO, ILLS., Fs Bole Prop's West's Liver Pills, ad 6) Seite eee s yevanlocs bearing this Stamp, MES MEANS’ Comfort Appearance. A postal card gent tous will bri: alll bring you in- tn any fiste of J. Means &Co 41 Lincoln St, produces a targer quantt! who wear will tell you the . JAMES MEANS’ §3 if ‘unapproached in Durability. )_ Pal tines of tue avove shoes for sale by LEADING Retailers *HROUGHOUT THE U. s. Send six cents PRIZE ct 23 free, a custly box of guods which help all, of either sex, to more mon- taway than anything else in the Fortunes await the workers ab- sure. At once addresss True:*& Maéae, 17-tyr® * \ 3 1 gentlem n desireing pleasant e™ployment write at once. © Want you to handle an article of do- saic use that recommends itself one at sight. STAPLE AS UR. Sells like hot cakes. Profits Sent Families wishing te prac- @may should tor their own Write tor particulars. Used every round in every household. Circulars free zB Fete. Ad- estic We Cu., Marion fees 48 6m. PPANSY GAPsiLE THE LATEST DISCOVERY. 's Celebrated Preparation, Safe and Reliable. Indispensarie to LADIES. . to have the house returned to | it | ARTEMUS WARD. It is believed that the Chinese in Cali: The Humorist's Trip Throuzh the West— fornia “salt” from $1,000 to $2,000 in How He Bul dozed a Fellow-Passenger. When Artemus Ward left “the states” for the purpose of turing the Mor- mons, or being capiured by them, he had for a fellow enger on the stage ® man from the east, who bad been over the overiand route once, and who felt that it was his duty to lengthen | Many a weary hour for the meditative and sensitive humorist by unbosoming himself of what he knew of the country and other paraphernalia of the west. When they got pretty well out and Artemus . was still alive, the talking passenger remarked, pointing out of the stage window: “These are the great western plains you read about?” “The great plains?” said Ward, waking up and looking out “Why, where are the towering mountains, the snow-capped peaks, and the foothiils which adorn them?” “No mountains ever adorned the plains,” said his friend. ‘They are ou a dead level.”’ «Well, now,” said Artemus, “I must have read of these somewhere long ago, in connection with the plains. In some dime novel, I think. And to think of it, what great changes have taken place in this section. The terrible winds of late years have completely leveled this country till there isn’t a mountain in sight, nora tree to climb up and feast your eyes on. There has been a great change—a great change. These plains are not even rolling or un- dulating, as they once were, but how they ever got them to stop rolling or undulating is something that puzzles me, but they can do anything here in this great wes, Yet where are the buffaloes that used to go buffaloing, and the antelopes that went anteloping across these plains?” “They have been ruthlessly killed off for their skins,”’ was the answer. “Ab, yes; ah, yes; Ireflectuow. The buffalo robe has gone to make the seal- skin sacque of the effete and shivering east, worn very late and very early in the season, the symbol of metropolitan extravagance; also, to furnish the wal- rus overcoat, or to collar and cuff the ofercoat of the imminent theatrical manager, or to warm the star whose scintillations, although they serve to occasionally warm the audience, leave him cold and shivering when the play is over. Ah, yes, the buttalo robe! [ own an imitation one. And out here is where they grew? I have heard that the ha used co steal the robe from ‘he baifaio with as littiecompunction as they would take one out of my s! and let its shorn owner gaiiop off, sinz- e langtiage of Robes of the hunter my robs t 18 ‘Stern shore isons ¢ ve ir i m their nl domains i “There are ve rdly enough to supply the market for jerked “Jerked buffalo meat? Yes, yes. I remember I had some for a lunch in Kansas City after a lecture. It’s tough. You fasten your teeth on it, get a good grip with both hands, and jerk when you don't get abite. Iknowit. I have no sympathy for the buffalo. It is a tough road he travels, and be deserves it. But see; there goes a band of noble Indians on the warpath!” “Oh, no. Thos cowboys.” ~ now I A band of noble cowboys on th aih. Butare there no indian residents of these piains left around re about all gone west, or iat's just what [ said long ago. If it kept on that way there would not be a noble red man left, nor right. I never did uphold this promiscuous slaughtering of Indians in dispatches ot our frontier commanders. I always iiled too many, on paper, y, and that it was not only sus to the Indians, but 1 was eful to be killed in such vast bers with ink, but we have enough hem to spare. Then, look at the : of indians it takes to supply the authors cf the weekly dime novels—sent to the happy hunting grounds before they know it or are prepared for it! I id Jong since that at the rate the sunguinary authors were slauzhtering them, in a few years’ time they would have to go back into the past for Plutes to stock two chapters of ale. However. in expeditions tribes i have always ad- of taking one Indian ong to put him at the . and ihe demand would soon ex- aust tie supply, and save the lives of our precious soldiers. Still, a sigh grabs me when I think how the abo- rigine is being driven toward the set- ting sun, and [ wonder what will hap- pen whe he is driven into it.” And Artemus wiped an imaginary tear out of his imaginary eye with nearly an im- aginary handkerchief. > After a reflective pause the now sub- dued passenger said: ~Tois 13 the great west.” “Yes,” said Artermus, “the great west out here gets pretty far west. more west than it has ever been in its hfe, and rly more so. stwar! the course of empire holds iis way. I never was ina section where the country was more numerous and stretch- ed out on the indian rubber plan,-as it were. ‘There is more of it to the square mile than I ever saw before. I observe that on these plains the eye can see as .ch, and then it has to nusted, to rest before it xcursion further away. nce is sll knocked endways here. 1 observe those elks over there.” Th re Texas eattle.”” i » said Texas cattle. seem half a mule away, but bout to reach them I would ay in no time. A mile : Everything is bound- You buy acisim out here and it obeundless Nextthing you kno ii your neizhbors® you'll fight a little foot of these plains has by the pen of Emerson there is your beautiful E a. ignt by it.” thistle.” _1 mean to say is that J sp. Good day.”"—De- : P “Weil, waa am going to trou Free Pre What It Means. Recently I met a gentleman who oc- cuples a prominent position on one of the leading Eastern magazines. He is here temporarily to meet a young lady who will be his wife at an early day. “Have you any idea what an edition of 250.000 copies of a magazine actuaily means?" he asked of me. “Think of it —* quarter of a million of magazines. The weight of such an edition is 187.- 500 pounds, or about ninety-four tons ‘This wouid make forty-seven loads for a two-horse teain, or fill about six ordinary freight cars. Toese maga- zines piled one over another would make a pile 8.312 feet high; that is fifteen times as hich as the Washington monument, or fifty-tive times as bigh as Bartholdi’s gir inced end to end they wouid reacit a distance of thirty- seven miles. Placed end to end the sheets of paper of which these maga- zines are composed would extend over 1,137 miles, or nearly half way across thecontinent. Acylinder press, making 10.000 impressions daily of an eight page torm would be kept busy for over two years in printing these 250.00C copies. Ani yet,’ my friend added, “our Magazine this next edition will up to 275,000 in number.” rving reader will see from this that the mere physica! and mechanical iorces to print such an edition are start- ling. Suppose the ‘Father of printing” coud revisit the world, what would ne think? Would he not be proud of his once puny offspring?— Chicago Journal. Legend of the Butterman. Those housekeepers, those mothers who pride themselves on bringing up their children well and who keep a con- stanteyeon their servantscan only be bent from the strictest rules of propriety in the household by housekeeping con- siderations. There is one of this dear, old-fashioned school up-town who has avery pretty servant maid, a tempt- ing servant maid, who always gets served first in the morning, and has all the tradespeople interested in the house. The milkman tries to come late so he may find her, and the butterman is wild about her, and the butcher some- times comes himself to see that the meat ds all right. Those advantages have not been lost upon the lady of the house, but she is a stickler for propriety. Su wheh, the other morning, she found the buicher’s boy kissing the pretty servant maid she was shotked. She | wrote a no‘e to the butcher and told | him if he couldn't send’a boy who be- haved himself he could take her name off his list of customers and she'd get her me; eWwhere. At breakfast they spoke about it “Well, mamma, you'd better write to the butterman, too. He kisses her every morning.” said the daughter of the house. “What? The butterman, too!” “Certainly. I saw him yesterday morning.” “Dear me! Well, I can’t help it. He must jost do it, for I can’t get anything like as good butter anywhere eise.”’"— san Francisco Caroncele. —— Attorney Genera! Garland’s Sports. It is said that when Attorney Gen- eral Garland’s term expires he will spend at ieast two or three years at his shooting box on Hominy Hill. The house is buiit in the heart of an almost unbroken wilderness, Here, surround- ed by his books and such of his friends as may choose to visit him, he purposes giving himseif a long season of rest and recreation. The region is famous for its excellent trout streams and its ubundance of wild game. Deer and even bears are by no means scarce, while the supply of smaller game is almost inexhaustible. The attorney general is a very successful angler. Last summer, just as he was starting on his annual vacation, he tried to per- suade Senator Wade Hampton, of South Carolina to accompany hm by dwelling enthusiastically upon the excellent fish in which the region of Hominy Hill nxbounded. * ** said Mr. Hampton, “Iam a true disciple of Isaak Walton. ng a keen intellectual a pleasure with me to liberately, to play gently yy and to land him on the bank with ce and skiil. But you, my dear Garland, have no conception of such pleasure. You are perfectly content to hold in your band a dead branch of a tree, with an old twine string attached to it, and yank your fish out of the water the moment they swallow your bait. You are a butcher, sir, and not a sportsman. I shall not encourage your proceedings by being seen in your company, sir.” 0 Still Swearing. “A country parson,” in encountering astorm the past season in the voyage across the Atlantic, was reminded of the following: A clergyman was so unfortunate as to be caught in a severe gale in the yoyage out. The water was exceeding- ly rough, and the ship persistently buried her nose in the sea The rolling was constant, and at last the good man got thoroughly frightened. He be lieved they were destined for a watery z He asked the captain if he could not have prayers. The czptain took him by the arm and led him down tothe fi e, Where the tars were singing : uring. ‘There,’ said he, “wi rou hear ibem sweari is no dange feel bets solaic after t than | SCHWENCK & OLDEAKER. Boot & Shoe Makers Boots and Shoes made to order The Shop nerth side ot Square. DRSANFORD'S INVIGORATOR KING Wilt TAM. _This blooded stallion will make ‘© present season at my stable cou eel i ens nro RN ee miles west of Ballard, ; ty, Mo. He isa dark bav, 16 j One inch high, 4 vears old this spring, | Sire, that noted stalhon, Wild Irishman, owned by D. A. Colver, of Butler; dam, ! a thoroughbred French mare. ‘Terms: $10 to insure amare with toal, | $7-50 tor the season and $6 single leap. When a mare is known to be with toal. the monev is due, or if mare leaves the county or changes ownership insurance * is tortzited and monev must be paid whether mare is with foal or not. 161m JIOHN EVANS. a Lerrivie iisease dangebous than is there any positive be best answer to such a question is given by those who 4uve been cured by the use of Athlophoros. rimore fered. is Long Pine, Neb., Aug. Ith, 1836. I suffered for years with neuralgia in my head, neck and face, and have spent, 1 know, over $100 in trying to find some medicine to relieve me, and foun) only temporary relief nything I tried until saw : of Athlophoros, It gave relic doafter using one bottle und a half { found lasting relief. It helped and cured me where all other remedies failed. I have recommended it to several! of my friencts with like good re- en Trustee’s Sale. Whereas, R.J Starke, by his di trast Gated Octover 16th, 1386, and recanted ts the Fecorder’s oMice withia and for Bates count the snueratgned traniee iS Riles eee e ign the followt: i bed real estate, lying and being situate mh ; a i sults. i have not had a retura of the dis- | County. of Bates and State of Missouri: towits ‘ ease since taking the The east half of lots three (3), and four ‘ Athlophoros over two Ay years aco. 1. A. Monrorp. @, in bloek two (2), in Montgomeries third l- dition tothe town now city. of Butler, ‘aad Altoona, Towa, | $2.8.aehool fund mortgage for eight nundred a Athlophoros is cis ralleled satis- Sees ce was made in trust te i factio this L sure fe secure the nt of a certain note fall { cert ye cure for | Geacribed In sald deed of trust; and whereas, i 1 atism, default has been made in the payment of said H Greenwood P. ¢ note now long past dueand unpaid. q matisia aiier | Rone aereene ee ee of she legal aH ETE Stiga note, and pursuant to - y unable « without a crntch. J.A.Og- | ditions of said deod of trast, | will. proceed. te i den of shad for years beentroubled | sell the above described premises at public with N times unable to | Vendue, to the highest bidder for cash, at the { wor east front door of the court house in the city of Butler, county of Bates and State of Missourt, en Friday, April Sth, 1887, between the hours of 9 o0’clock in the fore ace o’ciock in the afternoon of that day, e pul and coats. 16 nd a permanent cure phoros, Shipped two $a present to a bro- . Suarrer, Druggist. should keep Athlophoros ani Atulophoros Pills, but where they can- not be bowzht of the druggist the Athlo- phoros Uo., 112 Wall St, New York, will send either (carriage paid) on receipt of regular price, which is $1.00 per bottle lophoros and 30c. for Pills. 1 kidney diseases, dyspepsia, in- Weakness, nervous debility, di ‘onstipation, headache, impure thlophoros Pills are unequaled. 11 “tor of satisfying said debt, interest F. M. ALLEN, Trustee. Trustee’s Sale. Whereas, G. C. Clardy and Margaret V. Clardy, his wife, by their deed of trust dated October 15th, 1885, and recorded in the re- corder’s office, within and for Bates county, M ri in book 38, page 182, conveyed to the ed trustee the iollowing di real ing and being situate in the count of Bates and state of Missouri, to-wit: All thi tract of land described as follows: Beginnii five hundred and forty-seven and three four’ feet south and six hundred sixty andone half feet west of the center of section twenty-two (22), township forty ee 5 Tange thirty-one (31), thence west two hun and twenty feet oe thence south five handred and twenty-eig! t feet (528), more or leas; thence east two hu dred and twenty feet ), thence north five hundred and twent ight feet (528), less to the place of beginning; which convey- ance was made in trast to secure the payment of one certain note fully described in said deed of trust, and, whereas, default has been made in the payment of sald note or any part thereof, said note is now long past due and uspaid, now, therefore the request of the | der of sai+! note and pursuant to ti of said deed of trust, I will above described premises highest bidder, for cash, at of the court house. in the city of ty of Bates and state of Missouri, on Saturday April gth, 1857, between the hours of 9 o'clock in the forenoon | and 5 0’clock in the afternoon of that day for ~* the purposes of satisfying said debt, interest and costs. 16 JOHN T. SMITH, Trustee. BUTLER, MO. best ot leather used. Trustee’s Sale. Whereas, John Burns, by adeed of trust dated the 13th day of July, 1886, and recorded in the office of the recorder of deeds of Bates county, Missouri, in Book No. on pase 5th), conveyed to the undersigned trustee the following de- scribed real estete, situate in Bates county, Missouri, to-wit: ‘Lots numbered ten (10) and eleven (11), block numbered one hand: a seventy (170), in the 2nd addition to the Rich Hill Town Company in the town of Rich till, to secure AD plane of a certain promissory note therein described and all interest thereon; and whereas, it Ia provided in «aid deed of trast that upon default in payment of aid note orthe intere: any then the whole debt s! deed of trust shall a y be fore the property sold to pay said note or interest so due thercon; and whereas, default has bren made in the payment @f interest on which interest is still due snd unpai whereas, the legal holder of the sui which said interest so past due. has request me to sell the property under and by virtue of the power given me by said deed of trust, soso et given that I, the undersigned trustee, by vil under authority of the yousr of sale in said deed of trust set forth, will on Friday, April 8, A, D. 1857 at the court house door in the town of Butler, in the county of Bates an‘ state ot Missouri, and between the hours of 9 o’clock in the fore- noon and 5 o’clock in the afternoon of that day. proceed to sell the real estate therein described at public auction tothe highest bidder for cash, for the pw of satisfying the debt secured by the id, and the costs and expenses (including com: ition to the trustee for his services) in said deed of trast of executing this ty G. G. GLAZEBROOK, ‘Sheriff and Acting Trustee. 49 tf ‘TO WAVE HEALTH THE LIVER MUST BE KEPT 1M ORDER. Lt become due Isa.cure for Liver Com-ininte and !11s caused by @ Torpid con- dition of the Liver, as Dytpepsia, Constipation, Billourne=s, ‘Kneematism,etc.’ It regulates dais prove ite merlt, Any druggies will tell you {te reputation THE ONLY TRUB Trustee’s Sa'e. Whereas, Calvin Stevens and Stevens, his wife, by their deed of November 7th, 1683, and re recorder’s Office within and for Missouri, in book No. 32 e con the undersigned trastee ing deseri ed real estate lying and being situate in the county of Bates a to-wit. rier ctl andthe west ¢ quar section twenty-four (2%), and the northeast quarter of the northwest quarter of section n township forty-one (33), containing 280 Sarah E. trust dated i the in Heedache. Dose mailed in postage. THEDA, HARTER MEDICINE CO.. ST. LOUIS, 40. ARE NOT! 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