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aed A Creaking Hinge Is dry and turns hard, until oi! is applied, after which it moves easily. When the joints, or hinges, of the body are stiffened and inflamed by Rheumatism, they can- not be moved without causing the most excruciating pains. Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, by its action on the blood, relieves this comiition, and restores the joints to good working ordey. Ayer’s Sarsaparilla has effected, in our etty’ many most remarkable cures, 2 num- ber ‘of which baffled the efforts of the most experienced physicians. Were it necessary, I could give the names of many individuals who have been cured by taking this medicine. In my own ease it has cer- tuiuly worked wonders, relieving me of Rheumatism, after being troubled with it for years. In this, and all other diseases arising from impure_blood, there is no remedy with which I am acquainted, that affords such relief as Ayers Sarsaparilla.—R. H. Lawrence, M. D., Baltimore, Md. Ayer’s Sarsaparilla cured the of Gout and’ Rheuiaatism, when nothing else would. It las eradicated every trace of disease from my system.—R. H. Short, Manager Hotel Belmont, Lowell, Mass. I was, during many months, a sufferer from chronic Rheumatism. The disease afflicted me vously, in spite of all the remedies I could find, until I commenced using Aver’s Sarsaparilla. I took several bottles of this preparation, and was 3 ai fly restored to health.—J. Fream, Ini pendence, Va. Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, by Dr. J.C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mase, Gold by all Druggists. Price $1; six bottics, $b. de- KASKINE (THE NEW QUININE.) No nausea Ears A POWERFUL TONIC that the most delicate stomach will bear A SPECIFIC FOR MALARIA, RHEUMATINM, NERVOUS -:- PROSTRATION, and all Germ Diseases. Bases yh Hospital, N. Y., ‘‘Universally suc- Ev tient treat- @.Frayeis Hospital, N.Y. { od wit Kaskine has been disch’gd cured Dr. L. R. White, U.S Examining Surgeon, writes: ‘‘Kaskine is the best medicine made.’’ Dr. 1. M, Glesener, 360 East 12lst., New York City, has cured over 290 patients with Maskine after quinine and all other draga have failed. Hesays: ‘‘It ie undoubtedly the best Medicine ever discovered.’’ Prof, W. F, Holcomb, M. D.,54 East 25th St., N.Y. (late Prof. in N. Y. Med. Coll.) writes: **Kaskine ts superior to quirine in its specific htest injury ped and never produces th the hearing or constitution. Rev. Jas. 1. Hall, Chaplain Albany Peni- ten » Writes that Kaskine has cured “his wife, after twenty years suffering from malaria and nervous dyspepsia. Write him for particu- ‘Thousands upon thousands write that Kaskine has cured them after all other med: failed. Write for book of testimon! Kaskine can be taken without any special medical advice. $1.00 per bottle. Sold by No badettect No headache No Ringing Cur’s quickly Pleas’nt pure Tights and Garlic. The discharge of seventeen Italian chorus girls of the American Opera Company at Cuicago, a few weeks ago, by Minig Locke, for incompetency, recalls an interesting incident, about these self-same girls which occurred in St. Louis, and which is nuw made pub- lic for the first time. On Sunday of the week that the opera was attracting such large audiences at Exposition hall several girls went to John Kernan’s place, on Twelfth and Pine streets, and after haggling an hour about the,price to be puid contracted for four rooms, each room to have two beds, for which they were to pay $1.15 each for the week. This included gas. The mother of two of the girls traveled with them, and for what assistance she could render the party her room and board were furnished free. The girls were assigned to two of the rooms. Euch bed fa three occup:nts, and they weren't very wide beds, either. Those that couldu’t get in bed took to the floor. After arranging these details the lead- er of the party said: “We have to have a cup of tea in the mornings, and for this carry a small oil-stove. You have no objection to our using this, I suppose?” “Oh, no,” replied Kernan; “that will be all right.”’ In so readily granting this seemingly small request the landlord decidedly put nis foot in it, and doomed himself and wife to aweek of unparalleled harassment. The little oii-stove must have been made on the duplicate plan, for it developed into two, one for each room, aud the morning cup of tea meant three square Italian meals a day, the last being cooked sometime after midnight. Worse than this, each meal shed a thousand smells of its own, and each smell came to stay. Onions and garlic, macaroni and cheese, ve zetables tried in olive oil, codfish, and other equally delectable articles of diet vied w.th themselves for the mastery. The contest would no doubt have been in- teresting if human nostrils could have stood the nauseating odors that hung around, but noone remained to take the score after the second day. Neigh- bors came in and asked Kernan if he wasn't aware of the fact that it was a violation of the law to run a glue facto- ry inside the city limits, and the dead- animal contractor drove all the way down from north St. Louis to ascertain why he hadn't been notified severai weeks before that there was a dead horse in the neighborhood. But Ker- nan was too mad toreply. His marble- top tables were being used for meat- blocks, and the man and window. sills were loaded down with bottles of olive oil and stzings of macaroni Even this was notall The girls did ail their laundry-work in the rooms. Every other day they washed their tights and bung them out of the win- dows to dry. There they hung, twen- ty-six | of tights of every conceiva- ble color. There were short tights and long tights, Sens for slim limbs, sha tu limbs, crooked limbs and fat limbs, t was a breezy week, and the wind would fill every pair full, and they would dangle around in sight of the ing. Ithad x weird effect ‘Twenty- six haman legs without a body seemed to be dancing a ballet in) mid-air, and crowds no doubt wouid have gathered and watched this voiceless, bodyless can-can by the hour had it been healthy around there, but about the time they would get a good reserved seat on the curbstone ora private box on a fire- plug a gust of wind would bring them such a conglomeration of abominable smells that they would turn and flee ua- der the impression that the girls never thousand pedestrians constantly pass-, | Bditorial Thousand Mile Tickets. | AN EXTRAORDINARY OFFER. been sweating blood for months, and right of way, getting accustomed to the ties. There would have been trouble it editors had been obliged towalk. Anorganization had already been formed to have a bill passed compelling railroads to place their ties the same distance apart, and to put a rubber stair pad on each tie This would have cust the railroads a great deal of money, but the editors would have been relentiess and in- sisted on the improvement. In the interest of the white-winged peace the Sun 1s glad the vexed question is settled, as a fight between capital and labor, with a big ‘*L.”” 1s always a terrible thing.—Peck’s Sun. A man who has } racticed medicine tor 40 years ought to know salt trom sugar: read what he says: To.Lepo, O., Jan. 10, 1887. Messrs. F. J. Cheny & Co.—Gentlemen: Ihave been in the general practice of medicine for most 40 years, and would say that in all my practice and experience have never seen a preparation that I could prescribe with as much confidence ot success as I can Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by you. Have prescribed it a great many times and its effect is wonderful, and would say in conclusion that I have yet to find a case of Catarrh that it would not cure, it they would take it according to directions. Yours truiy, L. L. GORSUCH, M. D, Office, 215 Summit St. We will give $100 for any case of Ca- tarrh that can not be cured with Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Taken internally. F. J, CHENEY & CUu., props:Toledo,O. ge@rSold by druggist, 75 cts. 141m pe eS A Nebraska Murderer to Hang. Lincoln, Neb., March 23.—Gov. Thayer to-day signed the death warrant of Jack Marion, sentenced to hang at Beatrice next Friday. The crime for which Marion will hang 1s the murder of John Camer- on in 1872. It was one year atter the murder betore the body was found and Marion suspected of the crime, and ten years more elapsed before the suspected criminal was arrested. The case has been to the courts for the past five years, and three times the prisoner has been sentenced te hang. 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Any agent or general agent who would like ten or more counties and work them through sub-agents for ninety days and fail to clear at least $750 ABOVE ALL EX- PENSES, Cam return all unsold and get their money back, No other employer of agentsever dared to make such offers, nor would we if we did not know that we have agents now making more than double the amount we guaranteed ; and but two sales a day would give a profit of over $125 a month, and that one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day. Our large de- scriptive circulars explain our offer fully, and these we wish to send to everyone out of em- ployment who wili send us three one ceat stamps for postage. Send at once and secure the agency In time forthe boom, and go to work on the terms named in our extraordinary offer. We would like to have the address of all the agents, sewing machine solicitors and carpen- ters in the country, and ask any reader of this paper who reads this offer, to send us at once the name and address of all such they know. Address at once, or you will lose the best chance ever offered to those out of employment to make money. Rewner ManuracturinG Co., 116 Smithfield St., Pittsburg, Pe to be made. Cut this out and return itto us, and we will send you free, some- thing of great value and importance to you, that will start you in busi- ness which will bring you in more money right away than anything efse in this world. Any one can do the work and live at home. Either sex, allages. Something new, that just coins money for all workers. We will start you; capital not needed. This is one of the genuine. important chances of a lifetime. Those who are ambitious and enterprising will not delay Grand outfit free. Address Trrz & Co., An- gusta, Maine.= = THE CENTURY For 1886-7. True Century is an illustrated maga- zine, having a regular circulation of about two hundred thousand copies, often reaching sometimes exceeding two hun- dred and twentv-five thousand. Chief among its mary attractions for the com- ing year is a serial which has been in ac- tive preparation tor sixteen years. It is a history of our own country in its most critical time, as set forth in THE LIFE OF LINCOLN, BY HIS CONFIDENTIAL SECRETARIES, JOHN G. NICOLAY AND COL. JOHN HAY. This great work, begun with the sance tion of President Lincoln, and continued under the authority ot his son, the Hon. Robert T. Lincoln, is the only full and authoritative reeord of the life of Abra- ham Linceln. Its authors were friends of Lincoin before his presidency; they were most intimately associated with him as priyate secretaries throughout his term of office, and to them were trans- terred upon Lincoln’s death all his pri vate pavers. Here will be told the inside history ot the civil war and of President Lincoln’s administration—important de- tails of which have hitherto remained unrevealed, that they might first appear in this authentic history. By reason of the publicaticn cf this work, THE WAR SERIES, which has been tollowed with unflagging interest by a great audience, will occupy less space during the coming year. Get- tysburg will be described by Gen. Hunt (Chiet of the Union Artillery), Genera! Longstreet. Gen. E. M. Law, and others: Chickamauga by Gen. D. H. Hill; Sher- man’s March to the Sea, by Generals “Castoria is 20 well adapted to children that [recommend it as superior to any prescription | Sour Stomach, Di: HLA Ancugs, M.D., 111 So. Oxford St, Brooklyn, N. Y. CASTORIA for Infants and Children. MW’ FARLAND BROS. 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