The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, September 6, 1882, Page 2

| | i i Lime Kiln Club Trial. $200.00 REWARD. Wili be,paid for the detection and con- a ea Hees: ‘ { vietion of any person selling or dealing Afier Samuel Shin had stick at? i in any bogus, c unterfeiter or imitation ickles Smi é S| same Se he word Hop or ops made fast tothe club safe the presi- | parses Z | 1 | , i i = !in their name or connected therewith, | eet ee that ie intended to mislead and cheat the TE LES puplic, or for any preparation put in any f form, pretending to be the same as Hop Bitters. The genuine have cluster of ; Green Hops (notice this) printed on the | white label, and are the purest and best | The judge advanced with appre- medicine on earth, especially for = a ij ey, Li a . s Diseases. Be- } hension in his eyes and his knees | ?°)> Liver and Nervous Diseases ae j j 2 and zhen he {| ware of all others, and ot all pretende: -knocking together, and when hej : - ol had reached the desired position } tormulas or recipes of Hop Bitters pub- Brother Gardner continued: lished in papers or for sale, as they iis ‘‘Brudder Bulger I iz reliably in- | frauds and swindles. Whoever deals in formed dat a surgeon picked 22 | any but genuine will be prosecuted. bird-shot outer your back de -odder | Hop BITTERS MFG. Co,, ; i me 34-1m Rochester, N. Y. sah.”’ 7e ‘An’ Liz furder informed dat de said shot struck you while you war) 1 sete eee gallopin’ down an alley on the Cass | using proper judgment in taking care ° form.’’ the health of yourselt and tamily. If you) + J-jist so, sah.’” | are Billious, have salow complex ic n, ‘An’ de las’ information am to de | poor apetite, low and depressed spirits, effect dat you didn’t git de chickens | «nd generally debilitated, do not delay a dat you war’ arter.’” moment, but go at once and procure a **Chickens!’” bottle of those wonderful Electric Bitters, ‘Am Judge in the Fall dis eaynip “He are,’’? wa# the answer from a | spot near the water pail. “Den I would like to hab yu_ step } tor’d to de desk.”* Fortunes for farmers and Mechanics. Thousands of dollars can b: saved by “Yes, chickens. When I say | which never failto cure, and that for chickens I doan mean calves. A | the trifling sum of fifty cents. Sold by sartin white man was watchin’ a] gM. Crumly & Co. Noo sartin hen roost. A pusson to him unknown climbes de fence to accu- mulate poultry, but took fright an’ startedonarun. De gun went off arter, an’ some of it cotched him. Brudier Bulge:, has you anything to say befo’ the committee on harmony leads you to the head of the sta’s an’ lets you drap ??” “JT reckon I has, sah. I doan’ deny dat I was shot in de back, an’ I admit dat it war’ In an alley, but it was done by a boy who was out huntin rabbits. Yes, sah, an’ he’s dun begged my pardon an’ fixed my forgiveness, an’ he’s gwine to pay all the expenses.”’ “Brudder_ Bulger what name of dat boy?”’ “J-I has done torgot, sah.’’ “Am night de time to hunt rab- bits?” ‘“Dat’s de werry best time to hunt some kind, sah.’’ ‘An’ you wasn’t arter chickens .*Chickens! Why de werry name of chickens makes me sick. I was lookin’ artermy knife in de alley, an’ I didn’t find it.’’ The president then scrathed his ear for a minute and them said: At every station on the Russian railroads is a greviance book, in which the traveler may inscribe his } wrongs in any language he likes, and it is periodically read by the au- thoritics. Free of Cost. All persons wishing to test the merite of a great remedy—one that will positively cure consumption, coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis or any effection ot the throat and lungs--are requested to call at F. M- Crumley & Co’s. drug store and geta trial bottle or Dr. King’s New Discovery for consumption free of cost, whicn will show you what a regular dollar-size bottle will do. No. 1 am de A girl slept seventy-three days at Beaujon, France, and then awoke very slowly, the use of the faculties, as wellas the limbs, returning only be gradual steps. Speech was re- stored last. If Mearly Dead aftertaking s me highly puffed up stuff with long testimonials, turn to Hep Bit- ters, and have no fearot any kidney or urinary troubles, bright’s diseases, dia- betes or liver complaint. These diseases “a like wote of de club on . § dis queshun. Secretary, call de | Cannot resist the curative power of Hop roll.’” Bitters; besides it is the best family medi- The rol! was called, and the vote | Son earth. 35 3t stood: Guilty, 54; not guilty 55.| Emma Voller ot Red Bluff, Elder Toots, being asleep, did not vote, and Samuel Shin asked to be excused oa the greund that he loved the judges half-sister. “Brudder Bulger, de club says not guilty,’’ observed the president, “but it am such a powerful close shave dat I deem it my dooty to warn you dat de next time anybody goes out rabbit huntin’ an’ takes you fur a rabbit, your place indis club will be declar’d vacant in a tone of voice that will make de cold chills canter cl’ar up de back of yer neck! We will now confiscate to’rds de regular order of bizness.”’ Cal., was so mortified by her sweet- hearts appearance as an esthete at an entertainment that her mind be- came disordered, and she died after suffering intense mental agony. 4 Vigerous Growth Of hair is otten promoted by using Parkers Hair Balsam. It always restores the youthful color and lustre to gray hai-- Bives it new life and removes all irritation and dandruff, 35-1m A New Book on a New Subject. Agents wanted for the thrilling new book, Theatrical and Circus Life. Re- | vealing the secrets of the Stage, Green Roomand Circus Tent. Private and pub- and actres , druggist, of Cedar Vale, : “I have sold ‘Prickly C.H. Lew actors Kansas, writ lic lives ot noted ses, Ash Bitters’ for the past seven or eight | their professional work and summer va- { peer Micomerder tii ne of the mest | Cations; amusing hes and thrilling | JeMeeens conscer them: 0) ost | tragedies; the Black Art revealed, how | reliable proprietary 1.edicines I handle, as is evinced by the continual increase in sales and the almost uni ersal satisfaction which attends their use. 35-Im men eat fire. women are fired from can- nons, heads are cut off, etc. i Mashers”’ and giddy ballet girls actors and actresses are made; ancientand modern monstrosities; wonderful secrets of transtormation nes. History of the Some one advertises in the Cass- ieee Ss °, | Drama from the earliest days “dwn to ville paper tor a * nieold Bent's | the present time. Most. thrilling bosom pin. We doubt very much j encertaming book now in the field. that such an article was ever lost. tounding revelations! Truth s' r it fi nm! 175 Portraits, E avings and Colored Plates! ells on sight | Everybody wants it C dest opportu- | nitv ever offered to those desiring pleas- | antand profitable employment. Other | blishers are offering thousands of dol- for control of territor Mu ated j ars and full pa’ s free, or send | in moneyo aps for complete to DAN L N & Eighty-five Dollars Lost. “You do not tel? me that your husband | is up andentirely cured by so medicine as Parker's Ginger Tonic “Yes, indeed I do,” said Mrs. Benjamin to her neighbor, ‘and after had eighty-five dollars in doctor’s bills and simple lost | 9 | and can furnish bread CHAS. ENDRES I EFCREAM PARLORS. I wish to inform my oid customersand the public generally t ice i Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in Fine Cigars. Large stock always on hand and or creamf{parlors fitted up in goodj style and | will. Guaranteed Every Attention . to parties tavoring me witha call. have a FIRST-CLASS BAKERY. cakes, pies, et to Ia s to private fam , in any quantitie also keep picnics, barbecues, &c, I all times a good stock of PURE CONFECTIONERY. Nuts, and everything in the line and The Best Suda Fountain —_N E Ww — ‘LIVERY STABLE 7 3 Thos. Berryhill re now ready to turnish the public with NEW BUGGIES and TEAMS. —WE ALSO KEEP A— Feed and Sale Stable Having purct Tracy, we and wiil pe glad at all times to accom modate thepublic. 174 19 tt. P, MORGAN Has opened a Second-hand Store egy ocDWARD'S BUILDING —en— NORTH MAIN ST. BRIDGEFORKD & HUPP. Ornamental Heuse --AND— ¢* Sign Painters Graining, Paper-Hanging, Decora ting, Sign and Buggy Work a SPECIALTY @EREIR’STERLING. WORTH IS KNOWN AND RECOGNIZED. IN EVERY QUARTER OF THE GLOBE The Carpenter Oreans were first manufactured as early as 1850 at Brat- tleboro’, Vt. For a number of years the extensive Canpenrer Oncan Worss and General Office have been located at Worcester, Mass., U. 8. A., With Branch Offices and Warerooms in New York (No. 7 West Fourteenth Street), prescriptions. Now my husband teels as | af London, Madras St. Petersburg, well as ever. 35-1m esigmee’s Notice. | City of Mexico, Berlin, Barcelona. . 3 f Sweetness of Tone in every reed, A Tey ssperado was shot and{_ In the rof the Durability in every part. killed by Capt. Neville of the state | Barad: : ee, pote is | |p eres acta coeel Cemmnntactere: adhe phates i | creditors ot said | AP Characteristic of the CARPENTER (2GAN2. troops while resisting arrest near 3 i = may concern | a WARRANTED for EIGHT YEARS. Fort Davis. * : — - court, A. D. 18S2, | d court fora discharge trom my tr stherein- Joun B. Ettis, Assignee. “MARSH'S AGUE CUE." The infallible 50 Cent Chilland Fever | Reat edy. { Strayed or Stolen From the prairie, near the farm of elk | Smith, north of Butler 7 miles, about July 3d, 1 dark bay mare, star in forehead, large scar on right fore toot just above the hoot, 5 years old; also one sorrel | mare colt, star in forehead, 1 year old Past. Anyinformation leading to the recovery of the abeve described stock will be ltberally rewarded. Henry Wiss, Prevents and Cures all Missmatic | Diseases “Your Ague Cure does the work.”— jacob Fry, Girard,-Kammas. Your Ague Cure goes ott like hot cakes. It has not failed in asingle case.”—Brice & Bartleson, druggists, Mound City, Kansas. “My little girl w s sick several weeks with the cumb ague. I gave her Quinine and . ter remedies, but could get nothing hat would cure her until I gave her Adri ¥ Marsh Ague Cure. Her tever and chilly | ene S sensations .eased entirely after a tew | ! doses of this wonderful ‘medicine was | spar eee taken; nor have they ever returned.’,— | To get a situation in private tamilies tor Mrs. K. I. Davis, Kansas City, Mo, ; two young ladies, aged respectively 15 and The Marsh Ague Cure is torsale by | 17 years, to do general house work for ¥. M. Crumly & Co,, d uggists, Butler, . - Mo., and by prominent geitts, prin | their board and attend school this winter. where. Price 50 cents—liquid er pis. | Apply to Mrs. E. C. Speece, Appleton Aug I, Im i City, Mo. 35-4t 3r-4t* MOST RELIABLE DEALERS sell tho CanresTER OrGan, but ifany do not have them to show you. write direct to the factory for a Cata- logue and information as to where you can sco OVER 100 STYLES, Ranging in price from $20.00 to $1,200.00 and over. A beautiful 100-page Catal: the finest ever published, SENT FREE to intend- ing purchasers. Addtess or call upos BP. CARPENTER, Worcester, Mass, U. §. A, KIDNEY-WORT | RHEUMATISM [i SIDNEYS.LIVER AND BOW 3m_— ders promptly filled.= IN PRACLICAL JO! Wacthmaker & Engraver, MISSOURI. | BUTLER, - SETH THOMAS’ H. H. MILLER Prop’r. On Ft. Scott st. Southwest corner of the square. Meals - - - Board per day - - 3n gam Missouri Pacific RAILWAY. The Direct Route FOR ALL POI IN Eansas. Colorado. Woerr; Mexico, California and Texas: 2 Trains Daily! —VIA ST. LOUIS.— EAST and NORTH 2r TransDaily FAST TIME, SUPERIOR ACCOMODASTION F. Cianpirk Gen’l, Pass’r Agnt A.A. TaLmace Gen’l. Manager. {: B LEWIS, | The boss livery | county has removed his splendid man cf Bates ML rery Seck into the BRICK STABLE ormerly oecupied by Nave & Wain- he will be always rcady to meet the demands of the pubiic for Saddle Horses | Garriages, | and all equipments that are kept a | first-class livery stables. Will also | buy and sell | Mules and Horses. every day in the week Sundays ex- cepted. Mr. Lewis is the prince of clever fellows and is perfectly at home in the hvery business. He | always anticipates the wants ot. his customers and never fails to meet | y FREE! j A favorite prescription of ore ef the | most noted and successful spocialist= i v.83 | (now retired) for thecure of Werweusn i2<-~ nhood, We and Decay. i im plain sealed envelope, Druzgis Seat scan Gl te. CLOCKS | CITY HOTEL BUGGIES HORSES Buehner & Joseqh,, DRU | | DUFF 11-2 block trom} | { | i i scott, on North Main street, where | —— F. DR. E. PYLE. Call tor anything inthe line ot Drugs, Medicines . Paints, Oils, Dyer, and all PATENT MEDICINES Books and stationary Also a new large, and weil selected stock ot WALL PAPER AND Curtain Hanging Bac Ache POSETIVELY CURED Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters. Reasons Why they are Preferred to All Other Porous Plasters or External Remedies: First. 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