The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 9, 1937, Page 6

6 ‘The Bismarck Tribune Ap Independent Ni jewspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, APRIL, 1987 | - In the Senate They’re Having Stand-up Trouble | Your Personal Health By William Brady, M. D. : \t dis Dr. Brady will answer questions pertaining to health but not do 4 tters briefly and in ink. Address Brady in cate of The Tribune ‘All Queries must be accompanied by ® stamped, self-addressed envelope. Washington State, City ana County Official Newspaper Published daily except Sunday by The Bismarck Tribune Com; * marck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck as second matter. . Mrs, Stella 1. Mann President and Treasurer Archie O. Johnson Kenneth W. Vice Pres, and@ Gen'l Manager Secretary and Editor pany, Bis- class mal * IDEAS GROW LIKE TREES im It takes a hundred years to grow an oak, read the motto over. ‘wtiere. under the tutelage of the school teacher who stayed : : ’ the motions of brushing my teeth every morning— Washington, Apr. 9.—You are quite 3 “ : , 5. the teacher was about everything like that—it right if you think the present-time is % pe,’ “4 ‘ 1 ¥ Sg habit after I got away from her influence, i ‘ . tto must have beer: Subscription Rates Payable in Advance muck too early to come to cqnclusions A nf i ® ; Pee ee fe coieiceclerolae, nyperchiorayar's Daily b: ior as to tha question of Mr. Roosevelt in 2 “ motto always discouraged me, not that J Dally by mail per year in Bismarck) .. Porriaggs tag boca giasin tye onan) , \ : % y 4 but because of the epigrammatic gag line Daily by mail per year (in state outside of Bismarck) 5.00 |} Palgn. oe me pera met va ne ; ‘ ‘grow a squash in six month. Six month w Hepes Seon to Ny i : Daily by mai) outside of North Dakota Weekly by mail in state per year Weekly by mail outside of North Dal Weekly by mai] in Canada, per year. cent was eternity, yet the thought nobid pastes oo my imagination. I have often aware that it takes » thousand years to ve added the appeal of alliteration to if not too obviously labored. Even to develop, and happily a radish years, now, I have grown trees elm, or maple, beautiful trees to shade or windbreak is needed. the front corner of a vacant the street participated in the one may safely resign himself hearing more and more about it from now, on, unless Roosevelt ‘emphati- cally rules himself out of the picture. ease public sentiment for Roose: . i ty i Measure pub! jor — Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation aired broad caerriid coder Member of the Associated Press Dhaai ister: aed ate : z ij it : E i : E 2 i li i & igs 4 he a9 8a Bai vel; to th te lot along our street. Every resident al / ton oft te ey va"diepatchen ctedlted fo 1 oF not oinerw se cred <a i nis | more Of & Maycelte’ toi vapsesd sense of dignity that fine tree gave to the Es ce at oe r a ntaneous 0 vod popular Ail rlgtte of republication of all other matte herein arava himself than any other Wird that bought the the line of expense and bother of curving lormally committed for dementia, ‘The oak might as well have i af z i : gE use Fires s gees § & Spain’s Prospective Dictator oe Dispatches from Spain indicate that, whatever the outcome of the civil war now in progress, that nation is likely to have a|soll on the question of whether pub- f tke 1 ‘ d arpend Agee = dictator in the.near future. pee arene that only aha bial \ Wiig re . I have not yet completed my j A 1 ° airs pis \ Sa) i I have all the date I shall announce the If Insurgent Franco wins he will take over the job as deputy |cent opposed a third Roosevelt term, } : ond thousands of men and perhaps a smaller for Mussolini and Hitler. If the loyalists win—and they will {at 484 per cent favored it nearly he \: ‘ i Fp | | puraber of women drag through lite with hernia that is not only a constant unless Hitler and Mussolini get even further into the imbroglio— |term 1s successful—and 8 per cent , i 5h : ; source of discomfort and « handicap tos See ae easel ne Pray the likely candidate seems to be Gen. Jose Miaja, supreme com- eee eaey eet’ declared ‘agutcst } ( : EL wh fi “s standing should undergo mander of the government forces. He seems to have all the|the idea solely on the ground that} [7 i ‘ Hod te + + Tt 9 approve of the alternative requisites. Peat cag taht ta ae g WW \ : — 8 h rs ¢ of newspaper readers the, He is obviously a man of decisive action, taciturn by dispo- | tion included ‘many iste would na- sition, something of a Spartan in his personal habits and still Rone Me Bowe Texiterea saci Possessed of enough glamour to intrigue the interest of the|posed because of disapproval of " people. The record to date labels him as an abler man than Somers Ret usaeen eed aeiel Franco. terms, In addition, he has the flair for picturesque speech and for Gis Manesco ben Erin dN : ‘ ¥% “ Tee RACE making the heads of other nations peevish, which seems to be eee correspondents a pirated eS he ci QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS a distinguishing characteristic of the modern’dictator. There | tions amas : Unbidden Guest : 55 malaga : nominee, Early returns were show- zh Do you advise how to eradicate such pests as bedbugs and cockroaches is, for example, that crack about the Italian soldiers in Spain be-|ing that two-thirds of the corres- from dwellings? (W.T-T.) | ing “tin soldiers” which so enraged Mussolini. Pilea ites ccieresceeone see clerks, attorneys, spectal agents, tech- = (hard of iro eed Paid Wieser reve ien es cee een ee ee severe “boartne | 700k i A further characteristic is that he has “few friends or inti- | Agriculture raed ar elas Tun-! tts ae fronic fact that Roosevelt, | ~ eageed meine of dog dane ea ine pars agit ats of parsslten and Deets ray sition ue | mates.” That, also, is a part of the formula. poetry pad orsh iglé is it, anyway? i j during all this terrible war? ‘Copyright 1987, John F. Dille Oo. Vermont’s Anniversary In 1941, the state of Vermont will celebrate the 150th an- niversary of her admission to the Union. Preparing for her eventful year, the state is about to launch a four-year program |‘ ,of beautification and modernization, This is interesting news, especially in view of the fact that, since last November, the Green Mountain state has been the SA Sabine target of many good-humored jests, to the general effect that BY NARD JONES she and Maine had seceded from the Union. Servi abe, It is fitting now that Vermont can have the last laugh. In| Gongress will ever permit this shne- ©1937, NEA n In. ition. ; {Copyrien » 1987, NEA ‘Service, Inc.) celebrating her admission to the Union, Vermont emphasizes -the fact that, after the original 13, she was the first state to be seas. admitted, that she was the “bell-wether” for the others, and that her seniority entitles her to their respect, ‘ Other states have been repeating with relish the phrase, “As Maine goes, so goes Vermont.” They may be reminded now awe s potential aggressor,” he con- ‘that as Vermont went, in joining the Union | , t eccarasn icine ge Alin giioh Tea i val on » in joining the m long ago, so wen’ Ses, igertte charee that such et-] Young Baseball Buthuslast — By, Brf OF HUMOR Now AND THEN 18 RELISHED BY , THE BEST OF MED between an ‘aggressor’ and a ‘victim’ is Dad, what becomes of famous pase> * aca Dad—Oh, they. usually make them Silver Lining umpires, my boy. } This is a big country we live in—so big that shocks which il Roose- | Diner—Water, bring me » plate of might be expected to set it teetering on its base go almost un-| vel. eens cout a5. civ service | hash. a noticed. taking lcking, ‘The president's} | Walter (yelling into kitchen)-—Gen- . extend system | tleman chance, * February brought us a titanic strike in the auto industry. Libre pace Fang Pestle es 4s| Second Diner — Waiter, I'll heave Offhand, you would certainly take it for granted that this strike i ovine caine to kitchen) —Anoth- would be reflected in the month’s employment statistics—for it er sport. kept upward of 100,000 men idle. n ah Silden, noe. But the Monthly Business Review of the Fourth Federal ‘ Love aesmibel ene trees, es Reserve District remarks: ‘The latest report of the Depart- and plants ae eae me in his “ment of Labor indicated that in February there was a gain of "gmail Boy—I ae ‘Teacher. Grass 215,000 employes over January in the entire country. This| the house exempt is/whiskers on the earth. probably was considerably greater than the total number of z Persons affected by strikes at any one time.” : A It’s a big country, pardner—a thundering big country. So } gli big that the number of men at work can rise by 215,000 in a En, ish Author month when a great strike gives us fears for the entire recovery Movement! HORIZONTAL : Answer to Previous aS ey IVE] Thousands and Thousands a a VES ; Exaggeration comes easily to nearly everyone, as witness iS ee USiE} sotted. with, ithe ue Be cohen’ the small boy’s tendency toward conversational multiplication. shield. ‘fst 4 e f pores Offshore a dozen small San Francisco is straight ahead. If Want to go d . nie awe | t aigl you go down to the It isn’t often, however, that newswriters get so enthusiastic I . sailing craft played abou, rd as * the attendant explained to Martha. _ 4s to boldly and openly contardict themselves as was the case ita } pis aee 3 San Francisco is straight ahead. Tuesday in a story telling how women swept the city election at If you want to go down to the Ford, Kan. Carmel coast you. turn left here.” i : I : savor of old Syain, still beautiful with new buildings whose archi- core eee the old. But fe it one purpose—to Betty. In a parking lot at town she detaclied the started in the little make a round of the it the search was fruite even Carmel, a few drive away, yielded a @ dark blue roadster car- thin man and a blond from Carmel in the rising fog, Martha chided herself for trusting the observation of the / attendant at Salinas. “I’ve wasted time,” she told herself bitterly, “I should have gone straight on to San Francisco, as the wire said.” But she was too weary now to at- tempt the night drive through the fog to Salinas. The fatigue of the Previous day was still with her, In the fourth paragraph it was boldly asserted that the ‘women had the owner of a truck line “keep 15 trucks busy tak- ing supporters of the feminine ticket to vote.” Hot stuff, eh? _\ But take a look at the next paragraph which asserts that Mrs, Kathlene Emrie defeated John Small for mayor, 86 to 88, _ 8 total of 141. _ That's less than 10 to a truckload—one trip only—if the 3 Moughty women saw to it that everyone went to the polls, ented He gehee in ae oH Pye? Bc RE He fui : i 3 BRE PE sp ai gE : fp il FF ai #8 Universal Urge Forty-three states are holding legislative sessions this “year and 16 of these have finished their work and gone home. Each of the 16 passed social security legislation on a far-reach- ing scale, as was the case in North Dakota. ; _y In the 25 remaining states similar bills are being considered ith every probability that they will pass. It is a veritable tidal i Fe H 3 le i Hl 1 if fl Only experience will tell whether these laws will do all the hope, but experience indicates that they will not. They “may help in adjusting the situation which now exists but in all pepe ability they also will create new problems of their own, a3 i Be i is i a i i i 5 i : I She brought the coupe back to I. looked I, ‘down in the mouth. Like/ the banks on each side .| the trailer and climbed stiffly out. At all times | maybe they’d had a fight or some-| But at last she She had not tasted food since ears Pan- erican Day “bed the lone ind = farm house. 3 Hale Seta aa i April 14 is Pan-American day and more attention than ever aed at ant tok ‘at chines poe bees hed pipe her chicks only thought in her mind fore will be paid to it this year. The reason is that more and against the law. . One thought gat mightn’t it?” air of the coast, i I the nations of the Americas find it mutually profitable to together. They are less and less interested in Europe fs entanglements. In the morning President Roosevelt will and in the evening Secretary of State Hull will tell what = je thinks about it: It is worth all of the attention it is getting.| [| | | - | relations with the other Americas mean more to us than “i } tt | Fel fo gE i Be i if ili » At could not believe her on eae lent fave way to ealized that - | was Gerry Neal! pene (To Be Continued) rid elf sgeg al i 8 g E f z