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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, APRIL 5, 1987 THE GUMPS—NEWS 1 HAVE A SAGE FROM j ir : : MR. BENJAMIN POLICE’ TO . : \ , F GUMP- REPORT BIM'S Wt ai ; WITH US AL e When You’re Really Nothing satisfies Hungry STEAK DINNER Next time you're so hungry you could “eat a bear,” come out and have the best steak you ever tasted. We buy the best steaks on the market and then prepare them exactly as you order. Come out soon. saeoe Foot. G Good ; Drinks ‘ Hear Claude Gordon's Swingsters Entertain TM SURE [T'S THE OWNER | — : — a OF THOSE SHOES , AND McKenney on Bridge Soar ye " OVERCOMES BAD BREAK wk LAX Declarer Meets Unfavorable Trump Distribution, But Makes Slam Contract With Side Suit By WM. E. McKENNEY ‘The opening lead was ruffed by MYSTERIOUS declarer, and the ace and king of The slam looked like a laydown | spades were played. The second round day’s hand. True, he held only four SOLUTION TO PREVIOUS trumps, but dummy also had four, CONTRACT PROBLEM ‘and all that was needed to make 12) ,--—— tricks was to find a three- split in @31082 trumps even if the queen did not 2 ‘A bridge player, however, must be ad ready to meet every unfavorable ad- edad § verse distribution, and that is what ee South found when he led the sec-, t ond round of trumps, with West hold- ; ing the guarded queen, while he, fol- lowing the ruff of the first lead, was ‘down to one. @AK65 | VAKQI873 Today’s Contract Problem 4 East is playing a contract of six no trump. He takes the opening trick with the king. After one round of spades dis- closes South’s holding in that suit, East now takes five club tricks and the diamond finesse. South must find four discards | | What should they be? (Blina) showed that West still held the queen and nine. ! o973 Bernard then abandoned the trump 9 A852 suit and began leading his hearts, ae (Blind) discarding two diamonds from | i F ; i TORTURE CHAMBERS AH -HA* SO YOURE STILL 1M GOING TO SATISFY YOUR Ra! : 1 Ju: ENAMORED WITH OUR OLD CURIOSITY, MY DEAR. YOU SHALL , . WOULDN'T IT,INDEED, BE > FRIEND LANE, AZE YOU? SEE YOUR PRECIOUS JACK - BUT cae WEL : A PITY IF YOUR OLD FRIEND 1 WARN YOU, IT WILL NOT ct — | x beg ! STILL REFERRED TOAS | | | jim E j | dummy. West had to follow suit three times, and after the two diamond dis-| BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES cards it made no difference when a 6 he chose to ruff, or what lead he elected to make when he did ruff. j i West ruffed sees the fuses ane | ee is returned a: trump, the ace - j None vul Openet—¥ Q. monds was an entry to the South Solution in next issue. hand. If he ruffed with the nine, x LT EES dummy would overruff, and again ‘The way in which Lewis Bernard | West was helpless. of Cincinnati, O.—one of the master} As a matter of fact, West ruffed layers to participate in the National | with the queen and returned a club, ‘Masters’ Individual in New York the|but Bernard ruffed with his last ‘week of Apri! 5th—solved the problem | trump, continued to lead hearts, and of losing only one trick is rather in- | won all the remaining tricks. . (Copyright, 1937, NEA Servioe, Inc.) : AT THE MOVIES — Hepburn-Tone Picture |Don Ameche Surprises Is Dramatic Triumph} In Newspaper Picture] wasy tTusBs ‘Those who saw the premiere of| The streamline, modern comedy of Pa - Katharine Hepburn and Franchot|® Private love affair whose kisses s : . THE WINNAR Fone in the screen version of sir|SPlash all over the front pages and ps > fa CAPTAIN EASY! & _ whose adventures sell extra editions, 5 dames M. 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