The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 5, 1932, Page 12

2. 29 FoBA wee. a We BSE & ossewes. 2} oe THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1932 “SOUR stomach fF fear of what will follow over- shadows the enjoyment of your meals, your system may be too acid Those pangs of indigestion right after eating and that lump you feel in your stomach for hours after, the flatulence and sourne: the symptoms of over-acid ke an anti-acid and neutralize the excess acid. You won't be comfortable until vou do. hillips’ Milk of Magnesia will _check that condition of over-acidity. It acts pleasantly, but Promptly and most effectively. It supplies necded alkali to neutralize excess acids of the stomach and bowels. Headaches, flatulence, and nausea are promptly relieved. Your digestion will speedily improve. Your appetite will be. sharpened. Constipation quickly yields to the due to Acid | INDIGESTION | UR Stomach | REARTBURN CONSTIPATION | Gentle laxative effect of Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia. 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STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING OVER AT YOM CARR'S HOME = HAVE You HEARD ABOUT 'T 7 SOMEONE‘S BEEN SNOOPING AROUND JHE NOUSE EVER HE 1S AT A i LOSS TO KNOW WHO COULD HAVE CALLED HER ON SHE ‘TELEPHONE Alt. YESTERDAY- AND EACH TIME SHE ANSWERED \¥- NO ONE WAS ‘THERE= ee) En AND WHAT WORRIES HER MOST IS- SHE THINKS TOM SRB EAL OUS= YES = SOMEONE KNOCKS AT JHE DooR- RATTLES THE WINDOWS © AND PEEPS AT THEM Geoor HENRIETTA- TOMS LITTLE YURTLE DOVE * IS CONFINED ‘YO HER ROOM TODAY = a BE LOOK, ; Gf, DOC. AVERY'S | BACK! WE CAN'T BE WASTING ALL THESE TRICKS WITHOUT ANYBODY SEEING YOU CO COME ON, JUMBO...NOW WE'LL Do THE Hoop TRicK... Boy! Yours CERTAINLY Goop, WHEN IT Comes To vowe TRIcKs 4! 3, OO IT JUST Like | DOES IN A CiRCUS... Vi migut meet \/“ aw, nix! we HER AT THE WANT "TO DOOR, WHEN BE IN ON THIS SHE ‘COMES BIG MOMENT WHY NOT HAVE MR. DITTY HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING AND JUMP OUT IN FRONT OF HER A. AND MAKE IT A SURPRISE IN A BIG WAY? WILE WAITING FOR THE BELL TO RING, ANNOUNCING AGUSTA'S ARRIVAL , HOMER DITTY, CHICK, GLADYS AND HANK AGREE ON A FINAL PLAN FOR LAUNCHING THEIR BiG SURPRISE MOM, COME IN THE OTHER Room AND SEE AL THE TRICKS SETTING THE STAGE! . AND YESTERDAY THE PHONE RANG AND RANG = AND EVERY TIME TOM PICKED IT UP = No ONE ANSWERED = HE REPORTED IY TO THE POLICE = HE SAS HE CAN'T ACCOUNT .FOR ANB POOR HENRIETTA. 1S ALL UPSET OVER !T= ) DON'T BLAME WELL~ IT SEEMS FUNNY TO ME ALSO = LOTS OF THINGS —_ FUNNY TO ME— WHY: DORS To RING= A MER PHONE CONTINUE ND WHY WHEN TOM GOES TO THE PHONE DOES kes Bed Cenrtae te The Chiao Trane JO ONE AN&WER— ‘ WHY ? YEAH WHY DOES THE BLIND MAN'S WIFE PAINT AVERY! WHY THE WELL YOU SEE t HITA COW AND. I'D HAVE TO PAN THE §f FARMER $7. DAMAGES AS FIRST PAYMENT AND TOOK THE COW. TEACH HIN ANY MoRE Tricks Like THIS ” NOW, WAIT. 1 HAVE IT ALL PLANNED. 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